Pete Davidson's Best Roast Comebacks 🔥

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  • @stroboscopetm4305
    @stroboscopetm4305 3 роки тому +20155

    "Don't give up kid, whatever disease you have you can beat it" 🤣 Pete really enjoyed that one

    • @ravenecho2410
      @ravenecho2410 2 роки тому +88

      awesome, i can now wait for that punchline and already know it

    • @soumayanegi1098
      @soumayanegi1098 2 роки тому +11

      Yea

    • @lstarbuck20
      @lstarbuck20 2 роки тому +66

      Pete’s comebacks to Peyton had me in stitches

    • @allahuakbar4217
      @allahuakbar4217 2 роки тому +11

      Read this comment as he said it😂

    • @Dizzydawne
      @Dizzydawne 2 роки тому +9

      @@ravenecho2410 ohh really? Cry about it then

  • @jordanistrying
    @jordanistrying 3 роки тому +42851

    The anger in Pete’s voice when he’s talking about Ann is so funny

    • @kristelpi652
      @kristelpi652 3 роки тому +251

      Why is he so angry at her?

    • @JoshNormandy
      @JoshNormandy 3 роки тому +1764

      @@kristelpi652 because she's Anne Coulter....

    • @roninkraut6873
      @roninkraut6873 3 роки тому +340

      Blind hatred is hilarious

    • @raphfelix6305
      @raphfelix6305 3 роки тому +282

      Destroyed her.

    • @iah8344
      @iah8344 3 роки тому +1526

      Kristel Pi: she is notorious for dissing 9/11 survivors and families. She should be ashamed of herself

  • @kfost55
    @kfost55 3 роки тому +22208

    The fact that Pete says "that was dope" after Jimmy's 9/11 joke while the crowd was groaning.
    Class act. It's all for the love of comedy

    • @darklord279
      @darklord279 3 роки тому +502

      The response to the joke shocked me, I get that its a weird thing to joke about, but i think that is still one of Jimmy's tame jokes

    • @skankhunt-wy9wy
      @skankhunt-wy9wy 3 роки тому +170

      @@darklord279 it's America bud, we can laugh at the joke, but only after a victim.

    • @Tridentus
      @Tridentus 3 роки тому +122

      @@darklord279 Yep. I mean they probably told him a roast was meant to be "dark" so "bring your A game", and that's exactly what Jimmy did.

    • @StarfruitFilms
      @StarfruitFilms 3 роки тому +172

      Jimmy’s humor is always brutal

    • @joechill9146
      @joechill9146 3 роки тому +66

      Game recognize game

  • @rachellemorgan7556
    @rachellemorgan7556 2 роки тому +2711

    “Ann Coulter, if you’re here, who’s scaring the crows away from our crops” 😂

    • @Cerberus8295
      @Cerberus8295 2 роки тому +19

      I read it as he said it 🤣

    • @K0BRAKID
      @K0BRAKID 11 місяців тому +8

      That joke is so basic that it's great 😂😂😂

    • @Sonny_Desousa
      @Sonny_Desousa 9 місяців тому +1

      We watched the video mate

  • @divmodx
    @divmodx 3 роки тому +42294

    I love how it's jokes with everyone, except with Ann Coulter, you can see in his eyes he's dead serious.

    • @glenndanzigsmanycats2045
      @glenndanzigsmanycats2045 3 роки тому +3210

      Oh dude if you watch the whole roast they ALL were dead serious with their Ann Coulter jabs.

    • @BAW47
      @BAW47 3 роки тому +1435

      That's what I thought. It was difficult for him to hide his disdain for her (rightfully so imo)

    • @tiffanywyatt5137
      @tiffanywyatt5137 3 роки тому +188

      I like how y'all just assume things but somehow always justify your assumptions

    • @erican3244
      @erican3244 3 роки тому +731

      How could anyone even pretend to like that horrible woman? And why tf would anyone invite her to a roast in the first place!?

    • @Cactusmack-n9l
      @Cactusmack-n9l 3 роки тому +79

      Goes to so show you he can't take a joke. Well he can if it's scripted.

  • @internetnerd73
    @internetnerd73 3 роки тому +19175

    "I guess he has his dad's ashy skin" is a solid line.

  • @Ccamp-oe1io
    @Ccamp-oe1io 3 роки тому +32928

    Pete seemed more bothered by Ann’s presence than he was by any of the 9/11 jokes. Absolutely phenomenal

    • @klipser66
      @klipser66 3 роки тому +2009

      Unlike his father he took that roasting pretty well

    • @user-ix7bt3kq3h
      @user-ix7bt3kq3h 3 роки тому +282

      @@klipser66 I- can I laugh or-

    • @PlraX
      @PlraX 3 роки тому +148

      Who the f is ann?

    • @okay4567
      @okay4567 3 роки тому +165

      @@PlraX blonde old woman

    • @denverattaway136
      @denverattaway136 3 роки тому +17

      When did pushing government propaganda become synonymous with comedy? Sad, sad days that Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin would push back against...not promote for their own career. Davidson is a pathetic hack.

  • @isabellanavarre832
    @isabellanavarre832 2 роки тому +1865

    “i guess you just have your dads ashy skin” took me OUT

    • @ThatOneWhiskeyKid
      @ThatOneWhiskeyKid 2 роки тому +2

      Ong

    • @Ch50304
      @Ch50304 Рік тому +11

      That was brutal..

    • @Njx063
      @Njx063 10 місяців тому +3

      @@Ch50304brutally hilarious

    • @davida6919
      @davida6919 5 місяців тому

      Just like 9/11 took his dad out

  • @joshniehaus4378
    @joshniehaus4378 3 роки тому +20008

    That 9/11 joke about roasting Pete’s father was next level

    • @MrAjtello4
      @MrAjtello4 3 роки тому +507

      That was insane

    • @yacobz
      @yacobz 3 роки тому +1081

      Idk how he can laugh at that honestly. Pros for him for being able to disengage like that.

    • @tomazjordan8203
      @tomazjordan8203 3 роки тому +516

      That shoukd not be a joke. Thats just pure Evil..

    • @tazdivil6527
      @tazdivil6527 3 роки тому +11

      @L_B42 __ how?

    • @Frionelz
      @Frionelz 3 роки тому +107

      @L_B42 __ what should be known? Some jokes are just of bad taste

  • @sl1v876
    @sl1v876 3 роки тому +12442

    His roasts with other people: absolutely destroying them
    His roasts with Shaq: *i'm so scared, please dont eat me*

    • @apotato1213
      @apotato1213 3 роки тому +116

      @Repent to Jesus Christ no

    • @Ctrlaltme
      @Ctrlaltme 3 роки тому +6

      BRUNOOOO

    • @factbeaglesarebest
      @factbeaglesarebest 3 роки тому +29

      He roasted Shaq quite well.

    • @MrOrangeonion
      @MrOrangeonion 3 роки тому +17

      @Repent to Jesus Christ Remember to show Wisdom with your posts,
      Spamming the same things everybody would have heard before wont help them as much, although what Lord Christ said is amazing and true, just stating something wont help many people.

    • @alongija
      @alongija 3 роки тому +8

      @Repent to Jesus Christ nope

  • @Casey_and_Cars
    @Casey_and_Cars 3 роки тому +34299

    The person responsible for Ann Coulter being there is a true genius

    • @Gioware
      @Gioware 3 роки тому +4151

      and irresponsible at the same time, because of the crops.

    • @therealDANCEhall
      @therealDANCEhall 3 роки тому +92

      How did this happen?

    • @Casey_and_Cars
      @Casey_and_Cars 3 роки тому +1593

      @Talal Qureshi She's a political commentator. A lot of people hate her because she said that 9/11 victim family members didn't deserve to mourn.

    • @katiee4396
      @katiee4396 3 роки тому +217

      @@Casey_and_Cars yeah she’s…odd

    • @thopkins2271
      @thopkins2271 3 роки тому +195

      @@Casey_and_Cars She was referring to four of them specifically, four that spent great deals of money blaming the United States government. Was she wrong? Obviously. We’re they wrong? Not really. But it’s also disingenuous to suggest that she attacked them for grieving, or that it was more widespread than that.

  • @kristisessions1109
    @kristisessions1109 2 роки тому +1991

    Pete davidson is something else. He is so talented and funny and I truly think he has the sweetest heart. He took all of that in stride so well.

    • @chuckdeuces911
      @chuckdeuces911 2 роки тому +25

      You're literally just typing words that you type everytime you comment on a celebrity. You have no idea who this dude is... none. And that's so creepy. It's almost like people leave comments expecting that person will read it and call you and make you famous because people just say anything...

    • @Scotthamilton8462
      @Scotthamilton8462 Рік тому +8

      He's not funny or clever at all

    • @michaelbayne3474
      @michaelbayne3474 Рік тому +2

      @@chuckdeuces911 Exactly, Pete Davidson and every other celebrity, wouldn't relieve themselves on her, if she was on fire.

    • @MthrowawatAccount-mf4tb
      @MthrowawatAccount-mf4tb Рік тому +3

      "Funny"😂😂😂

    • @leonardsmith2170
      @leonardsmith2170 Рік тому

      Pete Davidson is a hack. Straight up.

  • @michellemerchant7070
    @michellemerchant7070 3 роки тому +12947

    I love seeing Shaq laughing so hard he’s crying.

    • @jaimied349
      @jaimied349 3 роки тому +277

      That tissue looks like an microfiber cloth for cleaning glasses in his big hands.

    • @deltablaze77
      @deltablaze77 3 роки тому +37

      Right :) very contagious laughter.

    • @unban
      @unban 3 роки тому +205

      @@jaimied349 that's actually a full sized beach towel he's using. Hard to tell based on the scale.

    • @teofilstevenson
      @teofilstevenson 3 роки тому +23

      Shattering crevices…now I am crying

    • @brianhecimovich4488
      @brianhecimovich4488 3 роки тому +21

      79 cervixes AND COUNTING

  • @brandonerickson1851
    @brandonerickson1851 3 роки тому +13007

    You can tell in Pete’s voice he actually meant what he said to Ann Coulter.

    • @TheStuckNorris
      @TheStuckNorris 3 роки тому +121

      Yea its pretty hard to hide bigotry.

    • @jamesteegardner2273
      @jamesteegardner2273 3 роки тому +140

      @@TheStuckNorris No, don't you get it? She doesn't believe in the EXACT same things as you and I, so it's OK to hate her.

    • @jessicagay4872
      @jessicagay4872 3 роки тому +26

      maybe she hadn't spent enough time with minoroties, and once she did and they treated her inclusively, they changed her beliefs about them.

    • @a12shotman
      @a12shotman 3 роки тому +198

      @@jamesteegardner2273 yeah, turns out it's ok to hate racists. Who knew?

    • @Txtennisbabe07
      @Txtennisbabe07 3 роки тому

      💯

  • @R0man.Geck0
    @R0man.Geck0 3 роки тому +8399

    “First we had Martha Stewart who sells sheets now we have Ann Coulter who cuts eyeholes in them” that beats the scarecrow joke for me by a long shot💀💀💀

    • @demiofniets
      @demiofniets 3 роки тому +60

      Yes so clever and true 😂

    • @mohamedayoub1194
      @mohamedayoub1194 3 роки тому +22

      @@demiofniets I didn’t get his joke

    • @DaltonSmith
      @DaltonSmith 3 роки тому +267

      @@mohamedayoub1194 everyone is calling her racist. The KKK’s uniform looks like sheets

    • @mohamedayoub1194
      @mohamedayoub1194 3 роки тому +28

      @@DaltonSmith thank you for explaining ❤️

    • @factbeaglesarebest
      @factbeaglesarebest 3 роки тому +4

      Golden lol

  • @JagoVAL
    @JagoVAL 2 роки тому +503

    shaq: crying with laughter
    Pete:
    “please don’t eat me..”

  • @blissful_hate2657
    @blissful_hate2657 3 роки тому +1469

    The absolute terror in Pete's voice when he says "Please don't eat me" is hilarious. I replayed that clip like 6 times

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 2 роки тому +1

      Don't blame him

    • @den93050
      @den93050 Рік тому

      Such an underrated joke by him

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 3 роки тому +2673

    I love his small "...that was dope" after Jimmy Carr's joke. Like he knew that was gloriously next-level.

    • @luda.chrisotzz
      @luda.chrisotzz 3 роки тому +2

      I'll be the comment to ruin the like/comment ratio

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 3 роки тому +3

      @@luda.chrisotzz thank you sir

    • @sugarmix7778
      @sugarmix7778 2 роки тому +1

      I got you too bro

  • @rishtia4486
    @rishtia4486 3 роки тому +2292

    the genuine hatred in pete face when ann coulter made the joke ab him and when he roasts her is the best part of this video

  • @zacharyenglish2904
    @zacharyenglish2904 6 місяців тому +13

    “You seem like a nice person but when I talk to you I don’t have fun” is maybe one of the cruelest, funniest burns I’ve ever seen at a roast, and it has just perfect delivery.

  • @aaaallleex
    @aaaallleex 3 роки тому +23666

    The way Anne Coulter just doesn’t laugh is honestly terrifying

    • @truthdetector4036
      @truthdetector4036 3 роки тому +1073

      and Pete completely annihilated her lol

    • @ParkTheSnark
      @ParkTheSnark 3 роки тому +844

      You need a soul to understand humor.

    • @Karmag3
      @Karmag3 3 роки тому +323

      Her:😀

    • @crisdlcruz145
      @crisdlcruz145 3 роки тому +355

      She trying to remember if she has enough crosses and lighter fluid to plant in Davidson yard

    • @arielperetz7210
      @arielperetz7210 3 роки тому +217

      Her eyes are lifeless and diabolical

  • @jamaalpete9238
    @jamaalpete9238 3 роки тому +1027

    It's wild how they got off so many dad jokes and he was a trooper about it, but his whole energy shifted when dealing with Ann lol

    • @JoejoeEng
      @JoejoeEng 2 роки тому +17

      They are told exactly what jokes will be made about them and or what subject jokes will be about regarding themselves before filming, and can approve them or not. So sure he was a troope, but he knew what was going to be said and signed off on it. Any CS roast fan knows that

    • @jamaalpete9238
      @jamaalpete9238 2 роки тому +6

      @@JoejoeEng it's kinda weird to approve joke and do that too her, but I guess it wouldn't be a roast if they didn't have one "not funny" or "unlikeable" person; if he already knew and signed off than he wasn't really a trooper he's doing his job...but I guess you already knew that too huh

  • @yobamos2158
    @yobamos2158 3 роки тому +18362

    I feel like he actually likes everybody he roasted there
    except for Ann Coulter

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 3 роки тому +528

      Having her on the panel is one of the best trolls ever. It was sooooooo obviously a trap... and she was so desperate to peddle her goofy book that she fell for it. Even funnier is the fact that she really thought for half a second that she could be funny and keep up with professional comedians. The whole spectacle is very meta, as the cool kids said ten or fifteen years ago.

    • @marikamoore3175
      @marikamoore3175 3 роки тому +12

      what timestamp is she on?

    • @yobamos2158
      @yobamos2158 3 роки тому +18

      @@marikamoore3175 5:50

    • @IMCcanTWEESTED
      @IMCcanTWEESTED 3 роки тому +6

      Another shocking fact, Don Lemon doesn't hang out with Jesse Waters at the gay bar either. Tell us something we don't know, Lars.

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil 3 роки тому +7

      As he should.

  • @zookytar
    @zookytar 2 роки тому +875

    Pete's fake laugh at Ann Coulter is the single most devastating moment

    • @datapusher-
      @datapusher- 8 місяців тому +11

      Nah, makes him look like a salty kook and a bad sport. He is cringe.

    • @max7even284
      @max7even284 8 місяців тому +43

      ​@@datapusher-youre salty your mommy got raosted

    • @vshekar
      @vshekar 7 місяців тому +8

      It was bad roast etiquette

    • @joeloes4147
      @joeloes4147 7 місяців тому +20

      @@vshekar justified. She wrote in her book that 9/11 widows were happy because they got money

    • @Barack_trump
      @Barack_trump 7 місяців тому +12

      @@vshekaretiquette doesn’t matter when it’s against her

  • @katiee4396
    @katiee4396 3 роки тому +16545

    Pete is so much smarter than people give him credit for

  • @sheltertwo7957
    @sheltertwo7957 3 роки тому +3819

    I’ll never get over that who’s guarding the crops bit. I love Pete 😩

    • @tonywords6713
      @tonywords6713 3 роки тому +16

      what is wrong with you and the hundred people who liked your comment. hes calling her a scarecrow ffs

    • @rydemk4168
      @rydemk4168 3 роки тому +100

      @@tonywords6713 she is one 💀

    • @davidjaymz64
      @davidjaymz64 3 роки тому +84

      @@tonywords6713 thats the joke, and its funny

    • @deviation43
      @deviation43 3 роки тому +54

      @@tonywords6713 you think that was the rudest joke in this video, really?

    • @sigmasquadleader
      @sigmasquadleader 3 роки тому +23

      Tonywords, you're correct, she clearly resembles the plow horse.

  • @oNx98
    @oNx98 3 роки тому +5026

    I love how Pete doesn’t even let anyone have a chance to clap for Ann he just goes straight to a roast. Boss move 6:06

    • @ATBPjako
      @ATBPjako 3 роки тому +252

      If anything, Pete saved her from the awkward silence because her joke did not land.

    • @picax8398
      @picax8398 2 роки тому +115

      @@ATBPjako just like the two planes back in '01

    • @stevenhicks7613
      @stevenhicks7613 2 роки тому +20

      It's because the joke wasn't funny and nobody laughed, lol.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html !

    • @monkey_ish4117
      @monkey_ish4117 2 роки тому +7

      @@picax8398 ow they landed, but on the side of the buildings unfortunately.

  • @TheRealBDouble
    @TheRealBDouble 2 роки тому +669

    That Peyton joke was awesome. And Pete's reaction was great

  • @PerfectlyImperfct
    @PerfectlyImperfct 3 роки тому +5986

    I love how hes laughing at the jokes about himself just as hard as everyone else

    • @TheSnakehunter
      @TheSnakehunter 2 роки тому

      He sure didn't laugh at Ann's joke. Probably because he's a Leftist crybaby

    • @stephiegee5416
      @stephiegee5416 2 роки тому +37

      When you can hear people insulting you and still be able to laugh about it, that shows class. Go Pete!

    • @TheSnakehunter
      @TheSnakehunter 2 роки тому +7

      @@stephiegee5416 again, he didn't laugh when Coulter jokes. So I guess he doesn't have that much class

    • @Paytri0t
      @Paytri0t 2 роки тому +4

      I think some of them he was laughing harder.

    • @johnnytee911
      @johnnytee911 2 роки тому +24

      @@TheSnakehunter Orr because she wasn't funny and they ranged from "falls flat" to "actively bad" ... she did worse than the situation. I wouldn't even think that was possible

  • @pierivruys2567
    @pierivruys2567 3 роки тому +9063

    I love how he laughs at ALL of the jokes but Ann Coulter's. You can tell he has nothing but contempt for her and he doesn't hold back.

    • @allieoop.
      @allieoop. 3 роки тому +563

      she’s also painfully unfunny

    • @juanishernandez6673
      @juanishernandez6673 3 роки тому +46

      Why did something happen with her?

    • @wowerz82
      @wowerz82 3 роки тому +49

      I dont think anyone in that place laughed

    • @WayofTheZach
      @WayofTheZach 3 роки тому +167

      @@juanishernandez6673 Because she was born

    • @jayy2949
      @jayy2949 3 роки тому +47

      Who is she? Legit? I love the way Pete hits her back

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 3 роки тому +3649

    I love Hannibal so much
    He is one of the weirdest people on earth but still ridiculously, cohesively funny even to regular people

    • @NickRamone0
      @NickRamone0 3 роки тому +72

      He's a gem. So underrated. I hope he never stops stand up.

    • @danielclark612
      @danielclark612 3 роки тому +42

      Hannibal was by far the best bit in this vid!

    • @braddivens5179
      @braddivens5179 3 роки тому +13

      Seashells by the seashorpheus

    • @bvck4708
      @bvck4708 3 роки тому +36

      “You’re just real…vague mayne”

    • @migol1984
      @migol1984 3 роки тому +10

      Hannibal is one of those dudes who no matter how much he will insult you, you just still love the guy. He's hilarious

  • @nataliakowalczyk6276
    @nataliakowalczyk6276 2 роки тому +529

    "You seem like a nice person but when I talk to you, I don't have fun"
    for some reason it's the funniest for me lol

    • @newleft2254
      @newleft2254 Рік тому +17

      It’s like he wasn’t trying to be funny, he was dead serious 😂💀

    • @ktriplej23
      @ktriplej23 8 місяців тому +2

      Hannibal has always been funny af 😂😂

  • @iah8344
    @iah8344 3 роки тому +4796

    I'm actually very impressed with Pete Davidson. I've heard he battles mental health issues. He does so by keeping on keeping on. He's putting one foot in front of his other and staying productive on his tasks rather than being stuck and wallowing.
    Pete: You are like your dad. Thanks for being braver than most. I think your dad would be proud of you and I hope you live long and continue to prosper 🖖🏽👍🏽🙏🏽

    • @joshie9120
      @joshie9120 3 роки тому +32

      Everyone struggles with mental health issues

    • @iah8344
      @iah8344 3 роки тому +10

      Josh Teb: TRUE

    • @brycebowen5353
      @brycebowen5353 3 роки тому +116

      @@joshie9120 no hate but people struggle with it worse then others

    • @iah8344
      @iah8344 3 роки тому +21

      Bryce Bowen: ALSO TRUE

    • @brobrotv834
      @brobrotv834 3 роки тому +18

      If you’re reading this Jesus Christ loves you unconditionally and He will never leave you 💛💛💛

  • @crispy7335
    @crispy7335 3 роки тому +1059

    I love how pete treats ppl making jokes about his dad. Its like you've got full pass to make the joke BUT Pete is coming for you in the clapback 😂😂

  • @wilfrednkhwazi2617
    @wilfrednkhwazi2617 2 роки тому +136

    "Ann Coulter, if you're here, who's scaring the crows away from our crops?"
    This one got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @robkramer6336
    @robkramer6336 3 роки тому +6161

    All those people crying about the 9/11 jokes. Pete is a comedian, he can take those jokes otherwise he wouldn't make them himself. You can tell by his comebacks that he did not take it personal. THEY ARE JOKES. Except the one with Ann Coulter, that one seemed a bit personal though.

    • @szn7548
      @szn7548 3 роки тому +87

      Havent seen a single comment about 9/11 jokes in this comment seciton, wdym.

    • @Master__Chief117
      @Master__Chief117 3 роки тому +24

      @@szn7548 the crowd

    • @soleyeinarsdottir2118
      @soleyeinarsdottir2118 3 роки тому +69

      There’s a big difference between joking about oneself and others joking about that same subject. Not all “jokes” are just jokes

    • @samu2292
      @samu2292 3 роки тому +61

      yeah but to be fair it got boring pretty quickly, like that's the only thing they can joke about

    • @greyk610
      @greyk610 3 роки тому +58

      @@samu2292 It didn't get boring because the jokes were really clever and funny tbh. Just pretty dark, and sad.

  • @casencmx
    @casencmx 3 роки тому +915

    I like how before every roast, pete talks about how much he loves who he's roasting.

    • @5135sh
      @5135sh 2 роки тому +138

      ...Except for Ann Coulter.

    • @owie4070
      @owie4070 Рік тому +1

      ​@5135sh haha right!

    • @LightSourceTemple
      @LightSourceTemple Рік тому +1

      Cause he does. Lots of them are his buddies

  • @alexanderdegroote3887
    @alexanderdegroote3887 3 роки тому +1629

    Seeing Kevin laugh at Pete's jokes is just so amazing to watch 😂😂😍😍

  • @Gingy2002
    @Gingy2002 2 роки тому +143

    "Thanks for taking a break from throwing barrels at super Mario" that one got me🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @unusualsuspect25
    @unusualsuspect25 3 роки тому +2584

    I think Pete laughed the hardest at Peyton Manning’s joke 😂😂😂

    • @emosongsandreadalongs
      @emosongsandreadalongs 3 роки тому +96

      It was by far the best joke in the whole video

    • @borantandogan5524
      @borantandogan5524 3 роки тому +7

      best one

    • @samuraijack9532
      @samuraijack9532 3 роки тому +18

      that and the jacked up teeth one were great

    • @pinstripedynasty6117
      @pinstripedynasty6117 3 роки тому +7

      I was literally dying laughing. Peyton is hilarious

    • @eolsunder
      @eolsunder 3 роки тому +6

      so did i it really caught me off guard and i think it was the best joke of the night..

  • @konversion
    @konversion 3 роки тому +234

    I didn't know what to think about Pete's demeanor the first time I saw him on SNL but I learned over the years that he's an absolutely brilliant comedian. He can laugh at himself and at others while taking it all in stride. This clip collection showcases that, in my opinion.

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 3 роки тому +708

    What part did you start crying laughing at? Mine was when Pete Davidson called Ann coulter a scarecrow and the camera panned to her and she looked *exactly* like a scarecrow

    • @peyton4895
      @peyton4895 3 роки тому +40

      For me it was when he called Kevin Hart Shaq's d*ck

    • @altounedited3
      @altounedited3 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @tam6753
      @tam6753 3 роки тому

      @@peyton4895 I didn't get that one :$

    • @anwsommer
      @anwsommer 3 роки тому

      Xactly

    • @zinnia5659
      @zinnia5659 3 роки тому +2

      @@tam6753 shak is so big Kevin heart is so short he can be as long as his divk

  • @bencooper6983
    @bencooper6983 2 роки тому +383

    Jimmy's roast is the most savage thing that's ever been said by a human being to another human being.. and I love it

    • @vanguard7534
      @vanguard7534 2 роки тому +23

      Carr is ferocious. He regularly roasts hecklers at his stand up shows.

    • @BasilOnatopp
      @BasilOnatopp Рік тому +2

      The best part is that Pete clearly loved it.

  • @seanbarr2173
    @seanbarr2173 3 роки тому +3242

    Can we get a video of everyone roasting Ann Coulter

    • @Brendan-Black
      @Brendan-Black 3 роки тому +15

      +1

    • @michael-nd4sr
      @michael-nd4sr 3 роки тому +60

      Just look up, "The Roast of Rob Lowe", the first video should do the trick. :)

    • @jasonmoran7425
      @jasonmoran7425 3 роки тому +16

      Does youtube have a video length limit???

    • @adamhbrennan
      @adamhbrennan 3 роки тому +9

      ua-cam.com/video/zwoGrDa5g2c/v-deo.html

    • @ginettealvarez4926
      @ginettealvarez4926 3 роки тому +9

      Does Pete hates her right? He was no hiding it.Funny.

  • @princesspeach6512
    @princesspeach6512 3 роки тому +123

    “snoop dogg and ludicrous are here. i’d be freaking out if i was 38” 😭😭😭👏🏻👏🏻

    • @4rifr0mthe3nd
      @4rifr0mthe3nd Рік тому +1

      *Ludacris 😂

    • @K0BRAKID
      @K0BRAKID 11 місяців тому

      You know that bothered Luda 😂😂

  • @Anonimas85
    @Anonimas85 3 роки тому +3247

    So we are supposed to ignore Rob agreed to sleep with a 16 yr old and everyone laughs and jokes about it. Im glad Pete Davidson brought it up.

    • @loganalvarado2627
      @loganalvarado2627 3 роки тому +576

      Hilarious how he was like "you did that... You know you did"

    • @TermIANator
      @TermIANator 3 роки тому +61

      times have changed bro

    • @ginettealvarez4926
      @ginettealvarez4926 3 роки тому +52

      I think I hear him saying " I disagree with that" in the background.

    • @SLURM187
      @SLURM187 3 роки тому +11

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @kevinskipp2762
      @kevinskipp2762 3 роки тому +142

      @@ginettealvarez4926 he says, "I'm coming for you". If you're referring to around 5:45

  • @flylowkey3407
    @flylowkey3407 2 роки тому +866

    Pete Davidson is one of the funniest most quick witted people on the planet!!
    But Hannibal Burgess actually had him genuinely cracking tf up!!!
    Great sport Pete!!

    • @chuckdeuces911
      @chuckdeuces911 2 роки тому

      Pete is pure trash. If you think all of that is true, I'm sorry...

  • @usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052
    @usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052 3 роки тому +345

    Love the way Anne never laughs at any of their jokes and is just seething in anger

    • @nicolewagner6549
      @nicolewagner6549 3 роки тому +18

      They weren't jokes. Trust me, Pete meant it when he called her a C--- . She's said some pretty awful things to hurt him.

    • @usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052
      @usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052 3 роки тому +3

      @@nicolewagner6549 and she deserves it tbh

  • @Kjca_1998
    @Kjca_1998 3 роки тому +125

    "if I was 38 I'd be freaking out right now" idk why that one made me laugh the most.

  • @Real28
    @Real28 3 роки тому +620

    I love how Peyton Manning really got Pete to laugh. Manning has great delivery.

    • @NoBody-ro3xj
      @NoBody-ro3xj 2 роки тому +10

      I thought his joke was the best out of all.

  • @drshadow1
    @drshadow1 Рік тому +15

    “Please don’t eat me” sounded so genuine like he actually sounded scared 💀

  • @TheKodak111
    @TheKodak111 3 роки тому +1480

    Jimmy car is an absolute savage

  • @IXthCircle
    @IXthCircle 3 роки тому +661

    “I’m not the only athlete up here. As you know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby”
    Legendary status lol, Peyton isn’t even a comedian but that just might be my favorite roast of all time

    • @sirah1282
      @sirah1282 2 роки тому +2

      Can you please give context?

    • @likacl
      @likacl 2 роки тому +30

      @@sirah1282 the kentucky dirby is a horse race. he called her a horse.

  • @TheSummerCoast
    @TheSummerCoast 3 роки тому +693

    The best part isn't any of the roasts, is just Nikki trying to not burst laughing when he said the scarecrow one to Ann Coulter

    • @sergiovelasquez8525
      @sergiovelasquez8525 3 роки тому +14

      That made me laugh even harder! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aishwaryargeddada681
      @aishwaryargeddada681 3 роки тому

      @@sergiovelasquez8525 yep, exactly 😂😂

  • @joshhanson6538
    @joshhanson6538 2 роки тому +43

    Jimmy Carr said in a recent interview that he told the exact same joke about Pete's dad at the Comedy Store a few days prior to this. The crowd reacted disapprovingly, apart from one lonely laugh in the background. He thought, "Oh, that guy really enjoys that joke." And then he really focused on who it was and went, "Oh, it's Pete" He also said he got into more trouble from Comedy Central for his Ann Coulter jokes than the 9/11 joke.

  • @0ffline333
    @0ffline333 3 роки тому +317

    Pete vs Ann is giving strong Holt vs Wuntch energy

    • @jonahdavis8089
      @jonahdavis8089 3 роки тому +4

      Yesssss

    • @rusty935
      @rusty935 3 роки тому +3

      nine nineeeee

    • @jonahdavis8089
      @jonahdavis8089 3 роки тому +4

      Literally realised how similar to the hades joke the scarecrow joke is lol

    • @americantopteam135s-t7
      @americantopteam135s-t7 3 роки тому +3

      Bought a smile to my wee face seeing this reference. Noice

    • @reetika8932
      @reetika8932 3 роки тому +3

      "If you're here, then who is guarding Hades?" 🔥🔥🔥

  • @baibai247
    @baibai247 3 роки тому +173

    "Oh that was dope" is now my favorite thing anyone has says in response to a dead parent joke

  • @chewymercury7026
    @chewymercury7026 3 роки тому +494

    Every time someone made a joke about Pete you could see in his eyes him planning their roast

  • @EmiliaLanders
    @EmiliaLanders Рік тому +13

    “When i talk to you i don’t have fun”
    😂😂😂

  • @georgeplunkitt5565
    @georgeplunkitt5565 3 роки тому +136

    8:59 Is Shaq wiping his eyes with Kevin Hart’s bedsheets?

  • @horussan
    @horussan 3 роки тому +315

    Peyton's roast to Pete was the best in my opinion, that really made laugh so much I had to pause the video.
    I didn't see that coming.

    • @GoldieBoots
      @GoldieBoots 3 роки тому +6

      no i agree, it was such an unexpectedly hilarious roast i loved it

    • @mrdude88
      @mrdude88 3 роки тому

      It makes it more hilarious because Peyton Manning makes a lot of Make-A-Wish Foundation wishes come true and so he visits a lot of dying kids.

  • @ainiacs5108
    @ainiacs5108 3 роки тому +292

    5:07 Rob Lowe’s laugh just shows how deep down he knows Pete’s spitting facts 😂

  • @Dallasneedsmoreblegh
    @Dallasneedsmoreblegh Рік тому +18

    Pete’s genuine excitement that a Super Bowl champion roasted him is wholesome.

  • @zydecomoon2742
    @zydecomoon2742 3 роки тому +476

    I love how Pete can laugh at the jokes at his expense

  • @Double.cherryXX
    @Double.cherryXX 3 роки тому +294

    I love how Pete laughs with everyone’s jokes instead of getting but hurt like a lot of people don

  • @ilovemeanltty1
    @ilovemeanltty1 3 роки тому +135

    "please dont eat me" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jenwarshawsky189
      @jenwarshawsky189 3 роки тому +3

      "Thanks for taking to throw barrels at Super Mario brother to be here." Loved that joke!

  • @cassiopeia4051
    @cassiopeia4051 2 роки тому +223

    5:40 best moment in all roasts when he calls Rob Lowe out for being a perv! 😂

    • @rnbrineg
      @rnbrineg 10 місяців тому +7

      Yeah seems like he meant that one too

  • @d4n4hh
    @d4n4hh 3 роки тому +43

    when pete said “please don’t eat me i swear i have never cackled louder in my entire life

  • @ashleynicoledickerson8844
    @ashleynicoledickerson8844 3 роки тому +300

    The way Pete is just happy that Peyton Manning is acknowledging him in any capacity 😂 albeit roasts

  • @mickeymcgroartymusic
    @mickeymcgroartymusic 3 роки тому +138

    I love how genuinely he cracks up when people make fun of him

  • @delilahpearce5992
    @delilahpearce5992 12 днів тому +1

    2 of the best roasts in my opinion, I hope Pete will return in the future he’s a comic genius and legend in the making!

  • @sammckinlay4821
    @sammckinlay4821 3 роки тому +994

    Peyton Manning’s put down on Davidson is probably the funniest one there, if he came up w that himself that’s very impressive

    • @rowanwalch5284
      @rowanwalch5284 3 роки тому +38

      Peyton is a hilarious dude

    • @emosongsandreadalongs
      @emosongsandreadalongs 3 роки тому +7

      I almost spit out my drink on that one

    • @c3ramics
      @c3ramics 3 роки тому +15

      Peyton delivered that so clean I was dying 😂

  • @emme1908
    @emme1908 3 роки тому +3141

    british dude: *makes somewhat horrific 9/11 joke that could be considered insensitive but was really frickin funny*
    crowd: *speechless*
    pete: that was dope:)

    • @aidossocratis1813
      @aidossocratis1813 3 роки тому +37

      British dude....

    • @WonderLady
      @WonderLady 3 роки тому +38

      Jimmy Carr is so brutal. Love him.

    • @johnjesus02
      @johnjesus02 3 роки тому +53

      "British dude" bro thats Jimmy Carr 💀 hes one of the most famous comedians currently alive

    • @kylegilbert5089
      @kylegilbert5089 3 роки тому +10

      "Somewhat horrific" is a fantastic line. 😂

    • @musicaldoge9412
      @musicaldoge9412 3 роки тому +3

      Ann Coulter: on stage
      Pete Davidson: *can’t she just die*

  • @mason.2x17
    @mason.2x17 3 роки тому +393

    Pete: Macaulay Culkin looks worst than I thought
    David: 😂😂😂 wait

  • @swapnil3845
    @swapnil3845 3 роки тому +473

    Rob lowe's reaction to jimmy car's pete Davidson's dad joke is quite wholesome. Wow. Wow. Wow.

  • @gabrielmorrison6689
    @gabrielmorrison6689 2 роки тому +47

    I just love that blank stare Ann has one her face when he calls her a scarecrow

  • @chipdiamond5104
    @chipdiamond5104 3 роки тому +540

    Jewel still looks pretty dope for almost 50...

    • @cavebird2234
      @cavebird2234 3 роки тому +10

      She looks like my 8th grade math teacher.

    • @kevinskipp2762
      @kevinskipp2762 3 роки тому +18

      @Jay D she's 47 now, but obviously the roast is from 2016 so she'll have been 42 in the video.
      Her first album was 1995, so she'd have had to be 13 back then if she was still in her 30s today.

    • @katana723
      @katana723 3 роки тому

      @@kevinskipp2762 47???
      Sheesh

    • @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons
      @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons 3 роки тому +1

      Plastic surgery, enough money for personal trainers, and the lies of MAKEUP

    • @rita2774
      @rita2774 3 роки тому +2

      @@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons Lol you clearly don’t know anything about makeup or plastic surgery

  • @atomshope
    @atomshope 3 роки тому +52

    The way pete laughs soo much for a lotta them roasts and how he says he loves some of them, man faced it like a pro🔥

  • @jesserondinelli5160
    @jesserondinelli5160 3 роки тому +215

    he definitely held his own with a lot of celebrity power out there.

  • @viridhornet5722
    @viridhornet5722 2 роки тому +82

    Whats funny is NO ONE laughed at anything Ann said, everyone else had the audience going BUT Ann💀

  • @1omarella
    @1omarella 3 роки тому +184

    Pete’s roast work is so underrated. It’s some of his best. So freakin funny!

  • @BmoreIrish
    @BmoreIrish 3 роки тому +633

    Why does Anne Coulture keep going in these. She seems so awkward when she gets roasted back.

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 3 роки тому +67

      Cuz she's broke.

    • @matthewp9015
      @matthewp9015 3 роки тому +27

      She’s only been on one hasn’t she?

    • @AllWIllFall2Me
      @AllWIllFall2Me 3 роки тому +5

      Matthew P is right: everything on the "gold" set (everything before Kevin Hart) in this compilation comes from the same evening, they've just chopped up Pete's best lines from his time that night so that the specific exchanges are highlighted. (Rather than us watching 3 minutes of a variety of people dunking on Pete, and then Pete's unbroken monologue as he responds to all of them.)

    • @AJayAnswersYou
      @AJayAnswersYou 3 роки тому

      @@brainflash1 Based on what facts?

    • @crltnmbr1
      @crltnmbr1 3 роки тому +1

      She must get paid a lot to appear.

  • @absar.kahn.9164
    @absar.kahn.9164 3 роки тому +2035

    Can we just declare Pete as the youngest OG ever in Stand-up comedy.

    • @mrlonely5835
      @mrlonely5835 3 роки тому +41

      @Jane McCarroll Karen? Is that you?

    • @mrlonely5835
      @mrlonely5835 3 роки тому +30

      @Jane McCarroll right. I should've known a Karen can't take a joke. By the way Karen, when reading words there is no actual sound. It is all in your head 🙂

    • @mrlonely5835
      @mrlonely5835 3 роки тому +21

      @Jane McCarroll k....
      I mean Karen

    • @mattenten
      @mattenten 3 роки тому +13

      @@mrlonely5835 - Not sure how much room you got to call anyone else Karen

    • @mrlonely5835
      @mrlonely5835 3 роки тому +14

      @@mattenten true. I'm real fat, ain't a lot of room here

  • @Stellar-Cubes
    @Stellar-Cubes Рік тому +5

    "You're just real vague man" hannibal's comedy just sounds like someone's thoughts while high

  • @jaybudz1620
    @jaybudz1620 3 роки тому +245

    I love how he can both give and take jokes about his dad

  • @lexileigh8574
    @lexileigh8574 3 роки тому +334

    "This is not the roast of Pete Davidson's dad"💀💀💀

    • @touremuhammad5983
      @touremuhammad5983 3 роки тому +39

      “That was in 2001.” 😓

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 3 роки тому +4

      @@touremuhammad5983 *crowd gasps and ohhs"

    • @nesly.kugisaki
      @nesly.kugisaki 3 роки тому

      what did he mean by this?

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 3 роки тому +3

      @@nesly.kugisaki 9/11

    • @grumbles
      @grumbles 3 роки тому +9

      @@nesly.kugisaki Pete's dad was a NYC firefighter who died in the World Trade Center on 9/11

  • @lt.boinks992
    @lt.boinks992 3 роки тому +59

    I love how david took a sec to realize that pete Davidson called him mccauley kaulkin

  • @TentacleBees
    @TentacleBees 11 місяців тому +2

    i love how pete's roasts always include a nice lil compliment somewhere in them

  • @rapcapmedia5700
    @rapcapmedia5700 3 роки тому +463

    Peyton looks like if football players evolved to no longer need helmets😂😂

  • @greggoat6570
    @greggoat6570 3 роки тому +163

    Peyton Manning’s joke for Pete was incredible

  • @dixel_1804
    @dixel_1804 3 роки тому +51

    6:51 For a moment I though Pete is like 7 feet tall but the I realized it's Kevin Hart

    • @ricardozk
      @ricardozk 5 місяців тому

      Me too 😂😂😂

  • @LFGM2400
    @LFGM2400 2 роки тому +89

    The fact that they need to bring up his dad in 9/11 in like every joke is crazy.

    • @Njx063
      @Njx063 10 місяців тому +1

      It is, but it’s so funny

  • @GetSchanked
    @GetSchanked 3 роки тому +109

    Pete was actually a solid roaster. Top 5 material.

  • @utbut6805
    @utbut6805 3 роки тому +1524

    Even if Pete is okay with the “dead dad jokes,” I still cringe inside when people go there

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 роки тому +136

      It's cheap

    • @aq348
      @aq348 3 роки тому +29

      @@no_peace No. it’s *funny*

    • @Auroranyxxx
      @Auroranyxxx 3 роки тому +111

      I mean, kind of. He's said himself he uses that humor to cope and he makes jokes about his dad all the time. Plus these roasts are always about "going there", IE being extremely offensive for the sake of shock comedy, which I'm sure he knows and is fine with. If this was just some random guy, yeah, but I think Pete doesn't care that much and even kind of "opens the door" so to speak.

    • @lostxaesthetic8942
      @lostxaesthetic8942 3 роки тому +2

      @@no_peace just like your mom

    • @LucaBrasi0
      @LucaBrasi0 3 роки тому +12

      Maybe comedy is not your thing.

  • @papagalooleo559
    @papagalooleo559 3 роки тому +77

    Riggles military background comes out in how he screams "JACKED UP TEETH!"

  • @cripplermaximus
    @cripplermaximus Рік тому +14

    Pete isn’t one of my favorite comics but this is such gold. He was on fire.

  • @81laurenjean
    @81laurenjean 3 роки тому +616

    I almost felt bad for Ann Coulter until I remembered she’s Ann Coulter.

    • @dvda9725
      @dvda9725 3 роки тому +2

      You must be politically inept.

    • @ehsanullah2325
      @ehsanullah2325 3 роки тому +27

      Could someone give me a summary of who is Ann Coulter and what did she do to earn such hatred ? Im sry i live under a rock.

    • @yuhhh6748
      @yuhhh6748 3 роки тому +8

      @@ehsanullah2325 sameeee, i dont rly know who she is, but i wanna learn!

    • @Poppy_field_s
      @Poppy_field_s 3 роки тому +27

      @@ehsanullah2325 she is basically racist and homophobic and really proud abt it I guess so...

    • @barsoomhelium9776
      @barsoomhelium9776 3 роки тому

      ha ha funny.. I almost felt bad for your mom too.. no, I do feel bad for your mom!

  • @salouab20
    @salouab20 3 роки тому +335

    6:02 This was the only time Pete Davidson couldn't laugh with his roast. He is right though! He is sooo funny!

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 роки тому +65

      I feel like he hates her lol

    • @chuckontal9962
      @chuckontal9962 3 роки тому +83

      @@no_peace without a doubt. Jimmy Carr's joke was brutal and Pete loved it. Anne's was trash and delivered horrendously he was so happy to call her out on it.

    • @greatestwithin3700
      @greatestwithin3700 3 роки тому +3

      @@chuckontal9962 I don’t even get her joke

  • @delena4evertvd267
    @delena4evertvd267 3 роки тому +14

    no cause him and Anne are so genuine when they roast each other and it’s hilarious😭 like they are NOT kidding.

  • @metz60615
    @metz60615 2 роки тому +69

    Peyton Manning won this entire roast. He absolutely killed it.