9:31 While everyone else fought to get their picture taken, Randy instead knew the true value of living in the moment. He went on to watch the aurora borealis until it faded into the night sky. He will never forget that scene.
@@Ethan-gw6mi to be fair, why go in the comments if you havent seen the video yet but dont want spoilers? unless youre on mobile and it shows the top comment, then yeah its bs
Fun Fact about "slot car derby", you can actually hold the stick in any direction you want, so it's no wonder Randy started zooming, as all 4 directions caused him to take off
I like how you guys are joking about something that kill many people because the Arabs hate the Americans and commit suicide and hit the twin towers causing America to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan because Omasa bin Laden and how this is a literal on the other hand literally god damn Mario party God you guys mention 9/11 because a Stupid ai of nothing other then random inputs was driving a plane like he was drunk drinking but he was also blindfolded.
Waluigi fits so incredibly well with the meme of Luigi wins by doing nothing in this video. Since Luigi wins by doing nothing, it makes sense that his opposite would win by doing everything.
Winning 50/100 games means that if a game was chosen at random, there would be a perfectly random 50/50 chance for it to be possible to win (as it should be).
thats in the same mind set of the “If you put an infinite number of monkeys in front of an infinite number of type writers, one of them will accidentally type a perfect recreation of shakespears”
0:45 Randy didn't even predict the flag there. Shy Guy was literally going for the red flag, but Randy's presence filled Shy Guy with so much fear he just had to bow down to Randy's command
11:40 it's funny how Randy looks around as if going: "Where the fuck am I?" and Mario looks at his teammates angrily: "How the fuck did you lose?!" 12:30 The way Yoshi looks both ways at Daisy and Mario is comedy gold. And Yoshi is like: "TF did you do that for?!"
@@keiyakins That's totally fair, but that still doesn't make for an interesting question, unfortunately. It just means all of them are possible except for the ones Randy's programming literally doesn't allow for.
there is a few exeptions for this tho, one is minigames that require two inputs at once since randy only presses one button at a time and another is minigames that require a button to be spammed like poki pummel since it seems like from the video even if randy did each button push as an a it just doesnt do it fast enough
@@thelegendarypotato6191yeah, but that isn’t “a minigame you can’t beat with random imputs,” it’s “a minigame Randy can’t beat because he got programmed wrong”
ngl I love recurring gag of you telling Randy how to win the minigame or having some sort of hope that he could win it only to cut to him brutally failing it
The fact that he won 50/100 is amazing (If someone were to blindly answer a 100 question multiple choice quiz, they would score a 50- thats what they say at least)
Literally just found this channel a couple days ago starting with one of the videos including Randy and I just love it, after seeing that Randy wasn’t here for 8 months I thought it would be a while since he came back sadly but I came right in time!
I do like that you gave the appropriate amount of thought, patience and testing to each game…which sometimes means one attempt and other times twenty. Also the pacing of this video is perfect.
Even Ganon's Tower collapsing in Ocarina of Time, the 3 minute countdown to when Link and Zelda had to escape makes 9/11 cannon in Zelda franchise too.
@@dogdog357 The 1993 Mario movie that was Koopa's Castle? Or the Freedom Tower in 2023 Mario movie that was in the background in Super Mario Bros plumbing ad?
i am honestly shocked how randy gave wins to his enemies just so that they dont feel bad. Randy is not only a good player at videogames but also a true friend, is there anything more important in life?
I like how despite Randy's weird motion of thinking he's still able to pull off minigames where such mindset is treasured. Like a special kid who is, despite being socially awkward and different from other kids, an absolute god at math. Kinda poetical even
So what you wanna do here Randy is avoid the.... Randy: 'Say no more', jumps off. I mean hid did avoid the penguins, and other similar objectives so... 🤔
Ay big big d Randy he take booty not just candy he dress up like he a granny then he waiting for 🥷🏿 to walk up alone he make sure they near no home he show up he let out a moan he rip of you booty then he was gone
With how its currently programmed? No. There are certain mini games that require some button coordination that cannot be done by the bot (hitting multiple inputs together, or in succession quickly)
If every input is COMPLETELY random then technically all minigames would be somewhat possible? If given enough time Randy could've done every possible input needed to complete each minigame it's like the monkey typewriter thought experiment where if an infinite amount of monkeys had an infinite amount of time, they could hypothetically type out the entire works of Shakespeare Say that Randy did have an infinite amount of time to perform these random inputs and random intervals. Eventually he would've performed every necessary input to complete all of the minigames. I guess Randy is hypothetically and in our hearts, the best mario party player ever
technically, if you give an infinite amount of randys an infinite amount of copies of mario party, one of them is gonna win all minigames in a row flawlessly
I feel like Randy is an example of the bumper system in bowling; if you can’t roll into the gutter, sometimes you’ll bounce around enough to get a strike.
Watching a j0rts video is like going to some kind of school for video games, and it's the teacher you always looked forward to because he's so enthusiastic about what he does and has such creative ways to teach the content. It's chaotic and hilarious and I always come away with some kind of game dev insight. I think Randy is the class hamster now
Do you think Randy is ready for Master CPUs?
Of course he is you shouldn’t underestimate Randy
Easily. He is unpredictable and a master of mind games
yes
Absolutely he is the master-est cpu
Pit Randy against 3 other cpus of his kind and THEN he will be ready
The bar being so low for Randy that when he does the bare minimum like pressing the A button sometimes it’s actually incredibly hype
First
How did you see this 30 minutes after it was posted
sophist simulator
Now we need a TCNick3 AI.
Yea it’s funny
9:31 While everyone else fought to get their picture taken, Randy instead knew the true value of living in the moment. He went on to watch the aurora borealis until it faded into the night sky. He will never forget that scene.
why does it sound so majestic...😭
It feels very poetic that Randy was able to win 50/100 games in a pass/fail scenario.
Spoilers bruh.
@@Ethan-gw6mi to be fair, why go in the comments if you havent seen the video yet but dont want spoilers?
unless youre on mobile and it shows the top comment, then yeah its bs
@@solisruben296 yeah that exact thing happened lol
Yeah, i was shocked meself
yeah lol, underrated observation
16:35 *RANDY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT WAS HE DOING.*
Uh oh a second plane has been wahacked by
*THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED.*
-second-next-
A RANDY HIT THE PENTAGON
OH NO
Fun Fact about "slot car derby", you can actually hold the stick in any direction you want, so it's no wonder Randy started zooming, as all 4 directions caused him to take off
What’s this button doo- ZOOOOOOMMMMMM!
and he was never seen again, but if you listen closley, you can still herethenyoooom of the horse
He’s still ZOOOOMMMIIIINNNNNGGGGG to this day
Randy winning the memory game without any memory fucking killed me.
Like holy shit. He knows hes the main character.
Which one?
@not-so-obvious_autism777i forgot ask Randy
The "Randy I need you to do X", followed by Randy not doing X, is a joke that never gets old.
"That is not what I meant"
It gets old for me so so fast. This is like a Disney channel joke
@@PurpleBroadcast , I watched so much Disney Channel as a kid...
@@33pandagamerwhat were your favorite shows
"Randy" means "Horny" in the UK.
"no level of mind games has ANY affect on him. He WILL choose randomly and he WILL FIND YOU" 13:06
69 likes😂 anyway why is that so serious sounding
Ffn loved that reference wahaha
14:10 Randy just deciding he wanted Daisy dead for no reason at all was hilarious.
Randy is my ally
Not expecting you here. Despite me barely watching any object show anymore
Hired by the vernation for an assassination
22:51 I haven't seen a single person talking about this. The way Randy set up a perfect shot for Mario.
16:35 "Sir, a second Waluigi has hit the towers."
Nine ElWAAAA-ven
Call-a nine waaahhh wahhh for-a mergency!
Random inputs cannot meIt steel beams
Don’t worry. The tower still stands.
I like how you guys are joking about something that kill many people because the Arabs hate the Americans and commit suicide and hit the twin towers causing America to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan because Omasa bin Laden and how this is a literal on the other hand literally god damn Mario party
God you guys mention 9/11 because a Stupid ai of nothing other then random inputs was driving a plane like he was drunk drinking but he was also blindfolded.
9:35 that picture is legendary. Randy just staring in the background
I love Randy's character development on counting from 5 to 6
🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🤑🤑🤑
3:29 9:16 "he did not" yes he did, he counted to 6!! so proud of him for counting past 5
@@mizukittyakinyama Mizuki? When did you change your name to Mizukitty
@@allusersaretakenm i became a cat
@@mizukittyakinyama I knew you were like Rui but not like this lol
Waluigi fits so incredibly well with the meme of Luigi wins by doing nothing in this video. Since Luigi wins by doing nothing, it makes sense that his opposite would win by doing everything.
5:59 Randy is a genius, he knows that not placing any of the items is just as good as placing all the items in the wrong places like the CPUs did
16:35
randy is trying to recreate history
No.
Winning 50/100 games means that if a game was chosen at random, there would be a perfectly random 50/50 chance for it to be possible to win (as it should be).
I think it’s funny this comment has almost 300 likes but no replies
I SHOULDNT HAVE READ THE COMMENTS BEFORE WATCHING
@@SaturnthYou can rewatch though?
@orbling.12 he's talking about getting spoiled
@@orbblinggrrthey mean the comments gave them spoilers
-hey Randy how do we beat a game about avoiding spikes
-lava
-what?
-L a v a
7:02 I mean he dodged the penguins
better timestamp is 7:02
i mean yeah the penguins didn't even get anywhere near him, give my boy randy some credit
followed instructions like a champ
no penguin even dared to go near him
"For this one you're gonna have to avoid Bowser..."
(10:14)
again, followed the directions to a T
@@mizukittyakinyamabut an even better timestamp is 7:02
Randy in one game: *kills everyone with the spikes in a few seconds*
Jorts: Wow, uhh, ya didn't have to make it look that easy
13:10 -“he will chose randomly and he will find YOU.” Scariest words said
Look outside of your house.
@@xilenator UH NO I SEE HIM BRO HELP MEEEEEEE-
@@AdmiringMountainLake-kr4jq good luck doing it urself lmao
3:06 Randy really wanted to prove all of us wrong that he can infact win a game and also get first place
I think TECHNICALLY any minigame could be won with random inputs but a lot of them would need a raw miracle
Except the one(s) that required pressing two buttons at once. At least with this system
thats in the same mind set of the
“If you put an infinite number of monkeys in front of an infinite number of type writers, one of them will accidentally type a perfect recreation of shakespears”
maybe even a cosmic ray
@@daldorian in short: statistics suck
3:00
This is my pet duck Randy going for his first swim! Be careful Randy- RANDY?
💀💀💀
RANDYYYY😊
22:27 the way he missed like that was hilarious
they arent ready for the randy SPIKE...
I was fully expecting him to actually spike it. Will say I was not disappointed with the miss though I laughed way too hard.
@@AskosFlamesKistrout Not even he is ready for his own randy SPIKE
0:45 Randy didn't even predict the flag there. Shy Guy was literally going for the red flag, but Randy's presence filled Shy Guy with so much fear he just had to bow down to Randy's command
21:00 "he is very selective about which boxes he wants to open." *gets suckerpunched in the nose*
*indeed*
5:57 can we just talk about that insane luck
Nah randy is just built diferent
14:27 I always love how Randy is a total psychopath in this minigame
19:54 Wow Randy, nice shot. Not even i can make that shot in the first try
11:40 it's funny how Randy looks around as if going: "Where the fuck am I?"
and Mario looks at his teammates angrily: "How the fuck did you lose?!"
12:30 The way Yoshi looks both ways at Daisy and Mario is comedy gold. And Yoshi is like: "TF did you do that for?!"
Even better, Mario looks at his teammates like that *after he was the first to lose*
wow. I never received this much likes before.
( 183 likes )
Yoshi be like "bruh 😑"
Yoshi was like: "let me tell you a little bit about yourself 😡"
16:36 Randy's re-creating 2001 with this mini game
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT WHEN I RE-WATCHED THIS💀
The technical answer is all of them, it just varies how many tries Randy would take
I think some of them are impossible because Randy doesn't push button combos
@@keiyakins That's totally fair, but that still doesn't make for an interesting question, unfortunately. It just means all of them are possible except for the ones Randy's programming literally doesn't allow for.
Technically, you are correct, which is the best kind of correct
there is a few exeptions for this tho, one is minigames that require two inputs at once since randy only presses one button at a time and another is minigames that require a button to be spammed like poki pummel since it seems like from the video even if randy did each button push as an a it just doesnt do it fast enough
@@thelegendarypotato6191yeah, but that isn’t “a minigame you can’t beat with random imputs,” it’s “a minigame Randy can’t beat because he got programmed wrong”
Im sorry guys😞 I’ll try to do better next time…
You did great on that race tho
Yeah❤
:)
I bet next time you'll get ♾️++
Dude ur better than ur brothers
23:53 at least Randy knows how to draw the Triforce!
16:42 history repeats itself
STOP WITH THE 9/11 JOKES…
ngl I love recurring gag of you telling Randy how to win the minigame or having some sort of hope that he could win it only to cut to him brutally failing it
16:30 sir another randy hit the second tower
I was gonna comment this lol
16:35 “Randy: Eh, I’m sure that tower wasn’t important.”
*Breaking news, at the infamous date of September 11, 2001-*
Sir, a second randy has hit the towers
At 8:46 A.M…
The fact that he won 50/100 is amazing
(If someone were to blindly answer a 100 question multiple choice quiz, they would score a 50- thats what they say at least)
only if there's two options
Literally just found this channel a couple days ago starting with one of the videos including Randy and I just love it, after seeing that Randy wasn’t here for 8 months I thought it would be a while since he came back sadly but I came right in time!
Omg same happened to me
6:51 no way bro counted it impossible when offscreen he just hit a freaking homerun 💀
Brother. He have no chance. The other have 3 and he only have 1
18:05
“Jump over the Giant spiky-“
Randy: *Nah I’mma dip.*
God this made me laugh so hard. I saw 21:02 coming from a mile away but I still almost spat food all over my keyboard
8:36 In your Luigi vs Randy video, Randy actually WON this minigame, so yes, it's possible for him to score points here.
But that was LUIGI playing. MARIO is smarter and does more than nothing.
10:00 this made me so happy because I watched Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing when I was younger and this just makes me smile
I love how every time Randy is supposed to avoid someone, he just jumps off a cliff.
EDIT: OMG I'm famous!
randy just like me fr fr
he's following the task in his own way
Every "not what I meant" had me laughing harder
Fr
Well hey, he avoided them.
I do like that you gave the appropriate amount of thought, patience and testing to each game…which sometimes means one attempt and other times twenty. Also the pacing of this video is perfect.
16:34
"Now randy it does appear that you are flying straight towards a tower."
SO YOUR TELLING ME 9/11 IS CANON IN MARIO
There was even 2 towers 😭😭
If the plane was a 767-300 and the towers are gray and square it would be even wilder💀😭
Even Ganon's Tower collapsing in Ocarina of Time, the 3 minute countdown to when Link and Zelda had to escape makes 9/11 cannon in Zelda franchise too.
Just saying, the One World Trade Center exists in the Mario movie
@@dogdog357 The 1993 Mario movie that was Koopa's Castle?
Or the Freedom Tower in 2023 Mario movie that was in the background in Super Mario Bros plumbing ad?
Randy failing miserably followed by Waluigi's sad "agh" gets me every time
Give Randy 3 siblings and make them all compete in a game of Mario Party!
This all varying in degree of intelligence
2:26 actually impressive
The rotation pop was pure disrespect
i am honestly shocked how randy gave wins to his enemies just so that they dont feel bad. Randy is not only a good player at videogames but also a true friend, is there anything more important in life?
I like how despite Randy's weird motion of thinking he's still able to pull off minigames where such mindset is treasured. Like a special kid who is, despite being socially awkward and different from other kids, an absolute god at math.
Kinda poetical even
So what you wanna do here Randy is avoid the....
Randy: 'Say no more', jumps off.
I mean hid did avoid the penguins, and other similar objectives so... 🤔
0:10 RANDY HE IS THE ONE🔥 HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HIDE YOUR SONS🗣️
Ay big big d Randy he take booty not just candy he dress up like he a granny then he waiting for 🥷🏿 to walk up alone he make sure they near no home he show up he let out a moan he rip of you booty then he was gone
On Halloween...
@@Luis-wy2ep there will be a niğga you wont take his pain...
Big d randy
There will be a…
The “waa” every time you tell him his failures are okay is probably the best thing about this video. lol
11:37 randy is a god in this mini game
And 11:42
6:11 Randy just drew an accurate representation of today's stock market 😮
he's such a talented artist!!
In most minigames, Waluigi/Randy is basically like: *Oh hell no, I’m out of here!*
Theoretically, every minigame is possible with random inputs.
Literally 0:17 lmao
@@yellowwinner1No work cited for that math and while i’m not going to do the math I am almost certain that isn’t true.
With how its currently programmed? No. There are certain mini games that require some button coordination that cannot be done by the bot (hitting multiple inputs together, or in succession quickly)
He has 900 IQ because in the penguin game he literally jumped in the water to avoid all the Penguins which is a secret move😂
“Okay Randy you just need to avoid people”
Randy: *kills himself*
“Well yes but actually no”
Hold on, let him cook.
congratulations... you just created the most devil-ish speedrun category. Mario Party A.R.I.
All Random Imput
dougdoug won it already fr
"Let's see how bumper balls goes"
- immediately yeets self off platform...
RANDY RENACTED THE TWIN TOWERS?!?!
You know that Mario Party minigame back in 2000 predicted the incident a year before it happened.
@@TBoneTony o0o
7:09 maybe Randy is lactose intolerant?
Then he’d have the highest stack there
Lactose intolerance isn’t a limitation
*it’s a challenge*
If every input is COMPLETELY random then technically all minigames would be somewhat possible?
If given enough time Randy could've done every possible input needed to complete each minigame
it's like the monkey typewriter thought experiment where if an infinite amount of monkeys had an infinite amount of time, they could hypothetically type out the entire works of Shakespeare
Say that Randy did have an infinite amount of time to perform these random inputs and random intervals. Eventually he would've performed every necessary input to complete all of the minigames.
I guess Randy is hypothetically and in our hearts, the best mario party player ever
not really since there's a few minigames where you have to push two buttons at the same time which is something that Randy can't do
@@L-6014 ok well minus those few
6:54 - he is enjoying his life while others are struggling in a fight
"Daisy and Mario are too busy over here butt-slamming Yoshi"
I beg your finest of pardons?
I love how in almost every game where Randy could fall off the edge, he took the most direct path right to the it.
technically, if you give an infinite amount of randys an infinite amount of copies of mario party, one of them is gonna win all minigames in a row flawlessly
Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters type theory
Theory@@Bupboy
@@mrnoobguy-v9f correct that's what I wrote?
@@Bupboy you said "type theory"
I typed theory
except for the ones that are literally impossible by his input, such as the ones where you need to push 2 bottons at the same time
"Well Randy is proving he can be a winner and the dinner." That made me laugh!!! the comintary is the best!
1:00 Now this. THIS is art.
4:00 Randy trying to make a snowman, miserably fail, and then jump off the cliff is both the funniest and most poetic thing i saw all day
It makes me happy that you get straight into the actual content of the video. No intro, no coding and lengthy explanation, no fluff. A fresh taste.
I feel like Randy is an example of the bumper system in bowling; if you can’t roll into the gutter, sometimes you’ll bounce around enough to get a strike.
22:20 THE RANDY SPIKE?!?
7:05 randy was thinking outside the box
And the iceberg
But what if all 4 players are random inputs???
Chris snack family
Randy vs Chris vs Mindy vs Bob
Ooh
J
@@feeplemurphy4618
😮
“Dodge the penguins”
Randy: “they are coming from the east, i must follow the river west to avoid them!”
5:59 ...
How that's all I have to say
JUST HOW!!!
Yoshi being violated 💀 (12:30)
Watching a j0rts video is like going to some kind of school for video games, and it's the teacher you always looked forward to because he's so enthusiastic about what he does and has such creative ways to teach the content. It's chaotic and hilarious and I always come away with some kind of game dev insight. I think Randy is the class hamster now
15:45
Yoshi and daisy:*passed*
Randy:*still pressing random inputs*
Mario:”my teammate is useless”😒
It being 50/100 or 50% is beautiful in a way because it's the end percentage of selecting randomly in sometimes.
19:54 Randy went beast mode
In America: shyguys tells you what to do
In mother Russia: you tell shy guy
3:05 But OH MY GODNESS! LOT AT RANDY GO! HE'S ZOOMIN!
Gas gas GAS
Imagine if instead you said his name was like, some random letters like “and his name is XZQKWH, but you can call him Randy”
6:36 he his holding his hat in the top left like he has definitely got this
Great choice of music right there 20:36!
13:11
"and he will find you"
that sounds scary
This is a very silly video concept but that's what I watch j0rts for so im happy!
Plot twist: randy is the final villain but he act dumb so he knows everything about us
15:22, those gloves are too perfect for the situation
16:35 waluigi bot named randy that only does random unpredictable moves recreates 9/11
Never trust Randy when he is flying over New York or Washington.
16:37 a heartbreaking loss in the mushroom kingdom
Randy when he sees an un-ran-off'ed ledge: 🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂