Can you win a Mario Party game with random inputs?
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- I've created the stupidest bot you can imagine to see if random inputs is enough to win a game in Mario Party Superstars.
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Hi there! I'm j0rts (Ben), and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways.
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Team Randy for life
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We want a video about how fast can you touch enemies in every zelda game 🔫🔫
Randy is king
Randy = GOAT
To make it even more stupid make it so they can do the imputes WAY faster so that means if randy did die he would lose the game a lot quicker if they can do the imputes extremely fast
Randy using stickers is my favorite part. He is a very emotive man, in touch with his feelings.
Very confused person at that.
Or a terrible hearer.
Ikr was dying laphing
He congrats Rosalina At Getting A Bowser Space Which Is Rude.
@user-ConNinGame that's the only way to use the stickers
14:58 We can see that Mario lost by just a 13-coin margin, and we can see at 13:19 that DK dueled Mario for 34 coins (and won) right at the very end of the final turn.
If it weren't for that last-minute duel, Mario would have won the party. DK saved Randy's life.
Randy used his randomness to make DK sabotage Mario
DK truly was Team Randy
Beautiful storytelling
Its kinda like a school story. So randy is the main character, dk is like that one shy kid, (basically alphabet lore N) who had no idea whether to be on the good side or not, ma4io is the meanie, and Rosalina is just a side character that just exists. Also randy had a goal to win or die. And dk stood up for him and saved him just by dueling Mario at the last minute and won (or basically stood up for him) and made Mario lose, and caused randy to win. So randy stayed alive and mario died, and randy dk and Rosalina all lived happily ever after. The end
Waluigi saved DK's life in the war, he was just returning the favor.
People thinking Randy is bad at the game, but in reality Randy knows how to create suspense for a good video.
Randy knows how to throw for content
Randy knows how to make people think that he can't play
true. true.
So true
Randy’s response would be:” Congrats! All Me! Sorry! Congrats! Whaaat?!
14:24 It’s so funny how Randy is saying Whaaaaat? When Rosalina gets eaten but says Yes! When DK gets eaten
I think randy has a crush on Rosalina
Randy be simpin
Dk actually saved randys life with that Mario duel which makes it even funnier
@@julietschwab5876I’m very late but waluigi said sorry after that lol
Friend: I play mario party very strategically.
The strategic gameplay:
Well, Randy sure is a strategy.
hey, if it won once, then it's not that bad
7:52 the way Randy was trying to protect Rosalina from the car running over her was truly heroic. Respect
True
Randy should expand his horizons into other games
Definitely planning on doing this!
my immediate thought was that this was a hint for animal crossing: new horizons, and can u imagine that? u leave the switch on and running for like two months and randy just makes the dumbest island you’ve ever seen
Randy TotK LP any%
Let's gooooooooo!
@@j0rtsMario Kart
@@j0rtsyeah now I now that that’s the new video
Randy just has his own strategy: If he doesn't know what he's doing, the CPU won't either!
Waluigi: Randy
Mario: Meanie
Rosalina: Pro gamer
Donky Kong: Living his best life
Rosalina also is wanting to win like what are you playing Mario kart eight deluxe online there’s those Japanese players that were super hard to beat what that doesn’t stop ZaWarudo
11:55 "Say the word and I'll take him out" and a yes sticker before he even finished the sentence.
Randy is really in character as Waluigi here.
Randy spams “Whaaat?!” when he finally wins…
The bot is becoming self-aware! 😳
Bro… he said sorry right after the piranha plant popped up, then he said good game when Mario died, then he said yes when he danced, and then spammed what??? If that’s not selfie aware, then nothing is
@@Johnson_Todilidon he also congratulated his opponents on finding dice blocks n getting stars bro a more positve play that 99% of the mario party playing community
@@AngelWingsYT I just get daisys whi spam fweeet
@@AngelWingsYT However, he also said "Yes!" when the Piranha ate DK at the end. How _friendly._
one of random reasons why I love random so much
I need to see 4 Randy's duke it out on every Mario Party and see which one wins the most.
Mario party 9 would be hell for him to make, imagine all the motion controls he would need to add
😉
Check the last upload
@@cardboardking577 I could watch that simulation for hours lol, time to make this bot for myself to watch it happen in real time
Do it
Bro i love how he’s obsessed with stickers. Like a little kid discovering them for the first time juste spamming every single sticker
Now we must see what happens when Randy and his long lost identical quadruplets show up!
Also, love that little burst of Shuffle Or Boogie in there.
I love triple triad
@@j0rtsI thought I heard some FF8 shenanigans going on! 😅
4:12 Bro turned from Nice to Toxic real quick
Randy congratulating Bowser is a people pleasing move I get it
4:22 that just went from 0 to 100 real quick.
Alright so Randy, what you have to do is help Mario and DK if you wanna-
*Mario kills Randy*
Alright for this one you'll actually have to *fight Mario*
Randy and Sonic at the Olympic Games? Mario is officially blacklisted after this chicanery.
Woah! That last turn duel is what lost Mario the game! DK literally playing Kingmaker for Randy!
Me: "I don't know...if Randy is competent enough to face off a Cpu. There's no winning this."
What my consciousness is really praying for: "C'mon Randy, Lemme see you cook. Let. Him. Cook."
Randy uses stickers for rng manipulation.
10:09
Randy: Chooses incorrectly and gets Bowser.
Also Randy: Y E S !
9:36 I did that! Once I had all my mlp plushies play and Pinkie Pie managed to never land on a single unowned property during the whole game. It was impressive and in character but I'm still not sure how it happened. She also consistently avoided any properties with houses or hotels, so she earned almost nothing and lost almost nothing during the entire game and managed to not really contribute to the economy at all. Eventually we had to give up and declare Fluttershy the winner since she owned everything and Pinkie still wasn't landing on stuff.
Fluttershy the real estate tycoon
I played all sorts of games against my stuffed animals as a kid!
...I usually lost the game of Life to them
@@jessicacallaghan8082 mood!
What a specifc childhood memory! I love it!
I used to play this game called Telestrations at my cousins house, but one time nobody wanted to play with me so I got my imaginary friend Wilbur to play instead - he was terrible at drawing
1:48 perfect Randy also said WHAAATT??? When he landed on the space 😂😂
1:25 Randy being a good sport and congratulating Mario on his luck.
12:16 the donkey kong moment got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Randy- The main character/underdog
DK- The underdog's best friend
Mario- The bully
Rosalina- The popular girl
Waluigi wins by doing absolutely anything
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Waluigi wins by doing absolutely randomness
Underrated comment
Waluigi wins by doing WAAAHtever
@@MechacoolrobotXD
“Alright Randy you’re actually gonna have to beat up Mario” I don’t know why… but that makes me laugh every time I watch this video
4:28 "ok randy for this one your gonna have to fight Mario"
I love how upset he is at Mario throughout the video after he crushes Randy, it's like a dad defending his son from a bully
*Bowser takes half of Randy's coins*
Randy: CONGRATS!
Randy is quite literally the digital embodiement of a hyperactive toddler
1:25 Randy congratulated Mario!
Gotta give you props for the storytelling in this one. Good job, j0rts! 👏
9:39 When I was little, I would do this but have my toys 'play' the games and make videos of them playing like this, it was surprisingly fun!
You still have the videos?
1:54 Randy: steps on a bowser space
Also Randy: congrats!
4:24 I like how he goes from “Work with them if you wanna win Randy!” To “fight that menace that’s on your team.”
When he said he was going "to retire randy" I was so sad beacause I love randy
1:53 he was so shocked about the bowser space “WHAT”
Randy did poorly on Crazy Cutters, but I do think he's very effective at making maps for DnD campaigns.
Damn
10:02 Quick reminder that the flower lottery is mostly luck based, meaning Randy had no way of knowing which seed was the Bowser Flower. You cannot blame him for this failure.
Okay, but Randy kept saying sorry for disappointing you and that makes him the best boy in my book 🥺
Edit: OH MY GOD THE MAD LAD DID IT! LET'S GO RANDY!!!
6:47 I didn't know the stickers used counter had a limit! 😳
Gets a star? Congrats!
Gets a bowser space? Congrats!
He's just excited to be here.
Big ups to DK for always supporting Randy (ape lobbying) and I'd like to acknowledge Randy's sportsmanship, giving out "Congrats!" stickers to star winners and (what I choose to believe are sympathetic) congratulations to those landing on bowser spaces.
He may not know much, but he knows how to be kind, and that's what we love about Randy.
Randy is so good at this game
If Donkey Kong didn’t duel Mario, Randy would have lost. So thanks, DK. You helped destroy Mario
with Randy's luck and judgement you oughta set him loose on the stock market. new video idea?
Randy is just skillful in his own ways.
Randy became surprisingly self-aware after you bought all those other stickers.
The assist from DK right at the end!!! That was dope
I love Randy! And I love how you talk to him like he’s a human actually playing the game. Like he’s your little brother or something. PLEASE KEEP MAKKNG RANDY VIDEOS!!!!!
bowser: IM TAKING YOUR COINS
Randy: Congratulations! :D
I love that he keeps congratulating his opponents when good things happen to them! Randy is such a good sport.
...Granted, he also congratulates them when misfortune strikes them... but hey, he's tryin' his best.
9:32 It’s okay. I’m the same with the having “too many” friends thing.
i was so legitimately overjoyed at randy's win. good job lil robot!!
[Me on the phone] Hello? Yes, I would like to raise my bet on Rosalina. [Randy hears me and turns to see me.] I mean, [I put the phone down] you can do it, Randy! I believe in you!
Every time the snes gun came into frame I giggled like an idiot
im starting to enjoy randy much more than luigi 😅
I am now throughly invested into Randy’s journey and wellbeing. Long live Randy!
7:50 Why’d I laugh at this!? 😂😂😂
4:10 THAT WAS JUST SAVAGE
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT RANDY GOOD JOB
I love how most of times Randy uses the stickers correctly, he just said "Whaaat?!" when he had to give 10 coins to bowser and bowser revolution happened
Randy's big return!!! *Randy almost gets killed*
8:04 randy finally goes over to help Rosalina.... Rosalina immediately hits him
I think u timed it wrong
@ariliongaming2597 off by a couple seconds
@@delavantyyup
Absolutely love this video and giggled so much (especially the “retire” bit 😂) I’ve been binging your channel and this is my fave video ❤
My favorite duck uploaded a video
Hey that’s my favorite duck
No Donald is bett-
j0rts: OK so for this minigame you are going to have to work together with Mario and DK
Mario: Ground Pounds Randy
j0rts: OK so for this minigame you are going to have to fight Mario
1:42 I'm sorry, this part is too funny!
Donkey kong living his own life casually
4:25 made me laugh
The underdog story!
9:30 me too😂
I’m so proud of you Randy
Randy just wanted to test your faith in him!
9:33 Dang I thought I was the only one who did this😅
Randy might be random but he has something the other bots dont have...DETERMINATION
14:46 I'm sobbing because I'm proud 💪❤
1:54
HEAD *S L A P*
"looks like he only likes chocolate" made me laugh lol
9 spaces left to the star "immediately rolls 9"
The brutal rivalry between Mario and Randy is something to behold. Truly a story for the ages.
i will always ride or die for randy
I would never terminate randy, I love my artistic son
My heart was going VERY FAST when it came to the results. Go team Randy!
You actually CANT say no to a star. If you do say no, toadette tells you she insists and takes coins and gives you the star
dk saved randy from his lose with the last battle minigame thanks dk
OUR LORD OF CHAOS HAS RETURNED!!
ALL HAIL 🌩️RANDY🌩️
Ha, I also played a lot games for like 3 people alone. Monopoly, Uno, Minecraft. Yeah, I had a lot time.
i’m so glad we get more of Randy's antics
If you ever feel bad about losing a party, just watch this Video and if you want to make your winning friend mad just send him this Video.
"Too many friends" best line of the script for "No friends"
Gotta say;
The zapper casually sliding into frame, ready to.... "retire" Randy. Is real good
(reminds me of Hans from Spongebob, only less friendly)
Playing board games by your self is pretty fun j0rts
He really just changed. You have to work with Mario to you have to fight Mario because Mario sit on him.
Randy swapped the star over to the left on his first turn. The bowser space was actually the right play.
At 12:21 it say Receive 1,000 coins 😊