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  • @Teebs_
    @Teebs_ 5 років тому +11193

    TWO BADGER VIDEOS IN ONE WEEK??
    Well don't mind if I McFuckin do...

    • @Iamgudjoe
      @Iamgudjoe 5 років тому +73

      Upvote

    • @Sodzin
      @Sodzin 5 років тому +48

      Nut

    • @kondratov8269
      @kondratov8269 5 років тому +43

      a sponsored Badger video???! how rare

    • @Krix_3
      @Krix_3 5 років тому +6

      Wow...

    • @Wormy1271
      @Wormy1271 5 років тому +5

      It’s nutting time now boys

  • @_bump__2505
    @_bump__2505 4 роки тому +1802

    "There's a big crab-spider that we called Biggie Cheese."
    *SHRED IT AND DREAD IT*

  • @The.Sky.Driver
    @The.Sky.Driver 5 років тому +3747

    "you don't need a spine, it's holding you back" was low key genius.

    • @caseywensnahan3543
      @caseywensnahan3543 4 роки тому +17

      *your

    • @hashbrownselfie7524
      @hashbrownselfie7524 4 роки тому +53

      Casey Wensnahan that’s the joke. You could really have it either way.
      Edit: Nevermind. I just saw the clip again. But still, you could technically do the joke either way.

    • @caseywensnahan3543
      @caseywensnahan3543 4 роки тому +8

      @@hashbrownselfie7524 good point.

    • @giampaolomannucci8281
      @giampaolomannucci8281 4 роки тому +16

      that joke is from Kung Fury, nothing genius in stealing it

    • @caseywensnahan3543
      @caseywensnahan3543 4 роки тому +4

      @@giampaolomannucci8281 do you have proof that they actually stole it instead of coming up with it on the spot?

  • @NomadTheProtogen
    @NomadTheProtogen 3 роки тому +1273

    What makes the “Silence, Corporal!” even more hilarious is that the rank of General in the army is the 2nd highest rank in the army, while corporal is roughly the third lowest.

    • @hisokamorow6709
      @hisokamorow6709 2 роки тому +84

      As an uneducated person in anything-army.
      What comes after general? bigger general? mega general? super general?

    • @ellismatthews9244
      @ellismatthews9244 2 роки тому +27

      @@hisokamorow6709 i believe it is colonel but i may be wrong

    • @ninjalite7882
      @ninjalite7882 2 роки тому +43

      @@ellismatthews9244 Colonel is lower than General lol

    • @mistersir8573
      @mistersir8573 2 роки тому +62

      @@hisokamorow6709 actually it's netter then that. It's basically what you said but we use stars as the power level indicator. One star general, two star general, three star general, you get the point.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 2 роки тому +58

      @@hisokamorow6709 basically yes, the number of stars increase. Starting at 1 star General (which would lead basically a large section of infrastructure,) to a 4 star General (which would be on council with the President or the ranking officer of the entire branch.)
      (Note: Before everyone gets on my ass about the actual ranks, I’m former enlisted, we always just say “1 star” to “4 star,” unless it was Navy where we used the actual rank title for Admirals.)

  • @SmashCrafter321
    @SmashCrafter321 4 роки тому +2903

    "You can't just nuke a hole into the surface of mars!"
    *Doom Slayer 100*

    • @05-redacted77
      @05-redacted77 4 роки тому +78

      *BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*

    • @DrTran-cf4ih
      @DrTran-cf4ih 3 роки тому +19

      @@05-redacted77 yes

    • @fliaperossa4266
      @fliaperossa4266 3 роки тому +14

      well we see now where the slayer took inspiration from

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 роки тому +8

      only 100 cause its a nuke and not a death star level bfg

    • @Squiddy3633
      @Squiddy3633 3 роки тому +4

      *observe*

  • @lacquintinojohnson2440
    @lacquintinojohnson2440 5 років тому +5356

    I'd hate to be those Blackwood soldiers and just hear the American Anthem slowly creeping up on them as they slowly lose contact with the people up front

    • @vahlok1426
      @vahlok1426 5 років тому +344

      Knock knock Blackwood!
      _Who's th-_
      *'MURICA!!!*

    • @Skiergold
      @Skiergold 5 років тому +143

      @@vahlok1426 FUCK YEAH!!!

    • @notreallytomclancy
      @notreallytomclancy 5 років тому +93

      No instead their hear team america fuck yeah slowly play

    • @acannibalpotato
      @acannibalpotato 5 років тому +144

      That was the most "American" rendition of the American Anthem I've ever heard.

    • @notreallytomclancy
      @notreallytomclancy 5 років тому +9

      @@acannibalpotato thanks

  • @PewTheToaster
    @PewTheToaster 4 роки тому +1129

    "...Its not everyday I blow up mars."
    *Laughs in BFG 10000

    • @johndavis4194
      @johndavis4194 4 роки тому +32

      *YOu cANt jUSt blOW a hOLe in tO the serFIs Of mARs*

    • @shinigami9851
      @shinigami9851 4 роки тому +11

      John Davis Hehe BFG Go VRRRROOOOO

    • @ovoid_ovvie
      @ovoid_ovvie 2 роки тому +1

      @@johndavis4194 haha bfg go BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @joshwoodfill5812
      @joshwoodfill5812 2 роки тому +1

      *laughs in 8 string guitar*

  • @chaoticanimation2509
    @chaoticanimation2509 5 років тому +304

    >Taps into enemy coms
    >Hears them reading out your coordinates
    >hears tactical nuke incoming
    *chuckles I’m in danger*

    • @ReeceyW
      @ReeceyW 5 років тому +3

      Buckle up chuckle fucks

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 3 роки тому +369

    Badger: The worst rationale for anything ever: "They can't stop all of us"
    The Soviet army during WWII: *laughs in mass produced poorly trained conscripts*

    • @foxtrot4634
      @foxtrot4634 2 роки тому +4

      Soviet Calvary: laughs in mass trash tank production

    • @jamiehughes5573
      @jamiehughes5573 Рік тому +12

      Russian military In 2022: *Laughs in getting their asses handed to them by Ukrainian farmers and drones*

    • @ravenprime5148
      @ravenprime5148 Рік тому +2

      Russia against Ukraine be like: that worked so well last time lets do it again

  • @andyman301
    @andyman301 5 років тому +922

    Nobody:
    TheRussianBadger: *Recommending literal war crimes because it takes less accuracy*

    • @lieutenantcoffee5410
      @lieutenantcoffee5410 3 роки тому +46

      Benito *Swagolini*

    • @DariusTGF
      @DariusTGF 3 роки тому +33

      Joseph stuntin

    • @mrdooce7053
      @mrdooce7053 3 роки тому +35

      @@DariusTGF adolf dripler

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 роки тому +9

      lazy people find easier ways of doing hard tasks

    • @White_Recluse
      @White_Recluse 3 роки тому +6

      It’s a war crime to shoot someone with an anti material rifle?

  • @itsniko9561
    @itsniko9561 5 років тому +1386

    Stalin: “they can’t stop all of us”
    The entire Russian army: “hol up”

  • @snailslayerr
    @snailslayerr 5 років тому +376

    On Mars, killing other Robots
    Badger: ROBO RECALL

  • @engagingbus7991
    @engagingbus7991 4 роки тому +93

    Samuel: You can't just blow a hole in Mars
    Doom Slayer and Badger: OBSERVE

  • @mosclone2121
    @mosclone2121 5 років тому +518

    Everyone: "Let's nuke Mars."
    Mark Zuckerberg's species: "Why do I hear boss music?"

    • @convergence1point
      @convergence1point 5 років тому +11

      Is that why he went around America trying to
      ‘Understand people’? Holy shit....it all makes sense to me now....

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 років тому +2

      Area 51: *laughs in 3000 rounds per minute*
      Mars 51: *sweats in red planet*

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 роки тому +3

      Mark Zuckerberg is a fucking android tbh. Like, have you seen that man?
      That man is a synth.

    • @Eye_Of_Odin978
      @Eye_Of_Odin978 3 роки тому +1

      I still believe that Zuckerberg is just an automaton built by Elon Musk

    • @joeys4485
      @joeys4485 3 роки тому +1

      Came in america

  • @Scoot.2004
    @Scoot.2004 5 років тому +108

    Everyone but badger: oh say can you see
    Badger solemnly quiet: oh Canada

    • @codyarcher3263
      @codyarcher3263 5 років тому +1

      Oh canada
      Oh canada
      How lovely are your beavers

  • @dragonoidmagnus837
    @dragonoidmagnus837 3 роки тому +81

    "Buckle up chuckle fucks its bout to go down" Best line ever said

  • @anzaca1
    @anzaca1 5 років тому +203

    "I only use an LMG because I'm not allowed to carry a minigun."
    - Warface Rifleman, 2019.

    • @hunterbg7531
      @hunterbg7531 5 років тому +4

      Well now you can carry a minigun with the new class

  • @Arkadious
    @Arkadious 5 років тому +685

    Badger: "I'm gonna nuke Mars."
    Elon Musk: Makes sad Elon Musk noises

    • @Caeser_the_Marylander
      @Caeser_the_Marylander 5 років тому +7

      Elon Musk 2.0 replacement: Laughs in plan realized

    • @Bibitybopitybacon
      @Bibitybopitybacon 5 років тому +9

      Musk has talked about mass nuking the polar ice caps of Mars to warm up the planet and speed up the terriforming.

    • @TheCooldog
      @TheCooldog 5 років тому

      at least he can invest more in catgirls

  • @bigdumb4343
    @bigdumb4343 5 років тому +620

    17:14 - 17:42
    Literally can not get any more American than screaming the anthem and firing guns off randomly

    • @cheesecake8620
      @cheesecake8620 4 роки тому +23

      Only if they eat 69 big mac and all get cardiac arrest

    • @zer0theultimate
      @zer0theultimate 4 роки тому +29

      Only thing to make that scene better is if they were all hot chicks in bikinis with cheeseburgers in one hand, their guns in the other, and giant flag waving in the background mounted to a RAM pickup truck

    • @jacobrobinson787
      @jacobrobinson787 3 роки тому +1

      @@zer0theultimate Why RAM?

    • @zer0theultimate
      @zer0theultimate 3 роки тому +12

      @@jacobrobinson787 because if it was a Dodge the joke would never hit

    • @greensauce2350
      @greensauce2350 3 роки тому +1

      Nobody ever mentions the "YEET" unfortunately

  • @monstrocromo_3261
    @monstrocromo_3261 3 роки тому +609

    TLDR: No the glock is not technically an LMG, as it’s in a “pistol” caliber so it would still be a sub machine gun
    Light machine guns are named so relative to the guns in the trenches of WWI like the Lewis and maxim, so LMGs are rifle caliber machine designed to be used in a similar fashion to the WWI heavy machine guns “HMG” but also light enough to be transported and used by a single soldier.
    SMG stands for “ Sub caliber Machine Gun” so a machine gun in a sub rifle caliber like 9x19 or 45 acp. However, a sub machine gun (or any firearm that is either full or semi auto) can still fill the same role as an LMG (sustained suppressive/covering fire) while not technically being classified as one
    Hope this answers the question even though it will never be seen and isn’t completely unintelligible
    Edit: what? A like? Why? Who ever did that might be clinically psychotic have a nice day

    • @gothgamergrill
      @gothgamergrill 2 роки тому +20

      As a fellow gun nut, I wish to like
      However at this time you are at 69 and I cannot bring myself to break it

    • @AshTheQueenOfRodents
      @AshTheQueenOfRodents 2 роки тому +1

      🤓

    • @ryanchong9965
      @ryanchong9965 2 роки тому +3

      Wait that's actually super interesting

    • @creakydabomb
      @creakydabomb 2 роки тому +10

      @@AshTheQueenOfRodents 🤡

    • @AshTheQueenOfRodents
      @AshTheQueenOfRodents 2 роки тому +7

      @@creakydabomb as I look back at this, fr

  • @Avery-it9zh
    @Avery-it9zh 5 років тому +475

    *Reloads Glock 18 with malicious intent whilst screaming the national anthem*

    • @AFThunder
      @AFThunder 5 років тому +7

      God Bless America And This Comment

    • @davidjrvs123
      @davidjrvs123 5 років тому +11

      *AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE*

    • @davidjrvs123
      @davidjrvs123 5 років тому +4

      *AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE*

    • @AFThunder
      @AFThunder 5 років тому +4

      @@davidjrvs123 THE BOMBS BURTING IN AIR

    • @justicebrown1077
      @justicebrown1077 5 років тому +5

      *Cleans glock with malicious intent*

  • @satt47-74
    @satt47-74 5 років тому +451

    “TACTICALLY NUKING MARS”
    Doomguy: *HOLD UP* .

    • @AriaOrAries
      @AriaOrAries 5 років тому +17

      When they meet doom guy time to purge some liberals

    • @SkillTheBard2312
      @SkillTheBard2312 5 років тому +18

      *Doom slayer* dawg that's my job

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 років тому +9

      (They Nuke Mars)
      Doomguy: Jesus Christ I need a cigarette!!!

    • @mega_destroyer2294
      @mega_destroyer2294 4 роки тому +8

      Doom Slayer: Actually not a bad idea

    • @iaini8080
      @iaini8080 4 роки тому +6

      You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!

  • @ctp2523
    @ctp2523 5 років тому +162

    Badger: "Time to nuke the mars fellas"
    Me: P R E F E R A B L E C O N T E N T

    • @joeys4485
      @joeys4485 3 роки тому

      Why chase poon when you can bring doom

  • @jacoblansman8147
    @jacoblansman8147 3 роки тому +61

    I love how at the end when they're all singing, they get so loud that half of them dissolve into static

  • @youraveragememer8275
    @youraveragememer8275 5 років тому +407

    17:20 "This is the most American thing I've ever seen" Badger 2019 with 4 other guys while dumping rounds with LMGs and singing the American anthem.
    CJ: 2012, here we go again

  • @balboboogins2511
    @balboboogins2511 5 років тому +318

    “Y’all mind if I”
    *SLAPS RED BUTTON*

    • @typowynieogar
      @typowynieogar 5 років тому +2

      What will you do if you see big red button? SMASH it without hesitation

    • @devinsiner5489
      @devinsiner5489 5 років тому

      Subscribe!

  • @bluebandet6062
    @bluebandet6062 5 років тому +356

    17:15 the real american song
    GOD BLESS MERICA

  • @brewsteranderson7941
    @brewsteranderson7941 3 роки тому +186

    “Violence isn’t an answer it’s a question and the answer is YES”

  • @xxbagglebeatsxx6773
    @xxbagglebeatsxx6773 5 років тому +263

    *equips actual anti-matriel rifle
    "I no longer fear pain" in deep atoumataed voice

    • @johndavis4194
      @johndavis4194 4 роки тому +2

      normal mode fire starter- *YOU WILL*

    • @Nep01
      @Nep01 4 роки тому +3

      Its funny how i couldn't do the voice so i went to google translate and made it do the voice

  • @leristamerello8225
    @leristamerello8225 4 роки тому +187

    Oh my god that last chorus, just imagine the whole enemy team hearing that song sung badly as they're being lit up by gunfire. XD

  • @Fighter11244
    @Fighter11244 4 роки тому +420

    Badger: "The worst rationale for ever doing anything, ever: 'they can't stop all of us.' "
    Stalin: "Gulag for you."

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 роки тому +6

      Fighter11244 Finland: “laughs in winter war”

    • @Fighter11244
      @Fighter11244 4 роки тому +3

      @@dionjaywoollaston1349 lol, true. Although the Finns did lose the war, they managed to hold the Soviets.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 роки тому +4

      Fighter11244 lost?
      I thought it was a draw, I’m sure if simo hayha hadn’t woken up they might have kept going and won but instead they did the smart thing and called it quits before he became the first sniper in history to kill a thousand people not to mention how pissed he would have been, I don’t know about you but I would not want to face someone who has killed five hundred people and who got shot in the face with an exploding bullet and still survived

    • @Fighter11244
      @Fighter11244 4 роки тому +4

      @@dionjaywoollaston1349 From what I hear, The Finns surrendered in the Winter War because their defenses were breached by the Soviets and because they might've been low on manpower (I'm unsure about the last reason). Because of this, they were forced to cede about 10% of their land, but were allowed keep their independence.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 4 роки тому +4

      Fighter11244 yeah just enough for the soviets to bury their dead

  • @tysonvienneau1830
    @tysonvienneau1830 3 роки тому +65

    2:06 that has the same energy as markiplier's "SHUT UP NURSE"

    • @thevoidstalker
      @thevoidstalker Рік тому +2

      God damn, it's been a while since I thought about that. Gotta play Surgeon Simulator again now.

  • @callmepaps6387
    @callmepaps6387 5 років тому +1482

    Nobody:
    Badgers team: nukes mars
    doomguy: *nearly crying * i'm so proud of this community
    badgers team: *sings national anthem*

  • @tommemester1247
    @tommemester1247 5 років тому +238

    Sees video comes out 4 secs ago
    Me: Says YES with his mouth closed

    • @Jorkier
      @Jorkier 5 років тому

      PRONOUNS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

  • @somedeadmeme2441
    @somedeadmeme2441 5 років тому +87

    Blackwood: He can't kill us, he's a medic.
    Badger: *SILENCE, LIBERAL*

  • @D1ingus
    @D1ingus 4 роки тому +51

    10:35 kirby when he finds a “special” copy ability

  • @justsomeguywithatophat6248
    @justsomeguywithatophat6248 5 років тому +237

    Badger, you are a masterful entertainer and advertiser.
    Yo actualy make this game look good

    • @jayhawktd6240
      @jayhawktd6240 5 років тому +14

      Ya its an alright game. The multiplayer is a disaster to say the least lol

    • @aft3rst0ry7
      @aft3rst0ry7 5 років тому +13

      the guns are a bit too P2W

    • @abyssalspecter93
      @abyssalspecter93 5 років тому +6

      yeah, I played this a while ago, it's kind of garbage, at least the PVP was heh

    • @jayhawktd6240
      @jayhawktd6240 5 років тому +1

      @@abyssalspecter93 there is no way to keep the spawn place safe at least when i played it. You can just camp there spawn and they can hardly do anything bout it

    • @ThePlayListOfPower
      @ThePlayListOfPower 5 років тому +3

      Badger could make Solitair look fun, tho.

  • @lynchuviast
    @lynchuviast 5 років тому +153

    Earth: Let's go to Mars once Earth gets nuked
    Badger: YO LETS NUKE MARS

    • @gnuoY
      @gnuoY 5 років тому +2

      Just live on the moon 4Head

    • @kathleentait7881
      @kathleentait7881 5 років тому +1

      Just live on the sun dumb dumbs

    • @veshok7610
      @veshok7610 5 років тому

      @@gnuoY on the moon are already moon-nazi

    • @shadowsnake5133
      @shadowsnake5133 5 років тому

      @@veshok7610 fine, then I'm living in a blackhole.

  • @jayman3878
    @jayman3878 5 років тому +151

    Badger the only dude to blow up mars and say BUCKLE UP CHUCKLE FUCKS

    • @gnuoY
      @gnuoY 5 років тому +1

      Famous last words

    • @-Fenixx-
      @-Fenixx- 5 років тому

      Yes

  • @gorillashagger4568
    @gorillashagger4568 3 роки тому +24

    I love the fact clu is zooming around the map with a backpack full of cheetos and spines

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 років тому +589

    “the can’t stop all of us”
    -Motto of the Soviet Union

    • @thatone3590
      @thatone3590 5 років тому +45

      If we keep throwing people at the bullets, eventually, they'll run out of bullets.

    • @A4FamPRODUC
      @A4FamPRODUC 5 років тому +6

      Well it worked ain't it? Lol

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 5 років тому +19

      The bunker has a limited amount of volume in the meat grinder zone meaning if we throw enough bodies we can drown them in our own blood-imperial guard probably

    • @logan-fc8fh
      @logan-fc8fh 5 років тому

      They*

    • @MrBlackjack998
      @MrBlackjack998 5 років тому +3

      And the Imperial Guard.

  • @brockfraser7777
    @brockfraser7777 5 років тому +65

    I swear badger's favorite combination of words is "M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher"

  • @goldblood101
    @goldblood101 5 років тому +355

    “My dad emptied my bank account”
    Everyone: OOF

    • @thedreadfulcat818
      @thedreadfulcat818 4 роки тому +7

      And i emptied mine int some school kids

    • @rift3068
      @rift3068 4 роки тому +7

      the council has decided to grant you one yike

    • @commentdoggo5901
      @commentdoggo5901 4 роки тому +1

      F

    • @terrability4911
      @terrability4911 3 роки тому

      Bruh my single mum walked in when he said and then left

    • @Fjdjfjsz92938
      @Fjdjfjsz92938 3 роки тому

      His dad emptied it on getting guns and stuff in this game

  • @Nessie55
    @Nessie55 3 роки тому +17

    17:26 *Damn I wish I had friends who had fun like this*

  • @opqw1033
    @opqw1033 5 років тому +557

    he missed the part that in order to unlock these guns you need a PHAT bank accont cuz' you ain't getting these for free my boi

    • @harelburns4861
      @harelburns4861 5 років тому +38

      Ya he sponsored by my.com so maybe they gave him an account

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 років тому +53

      "Battle Pass" is usually understood to mean "pay for this shit"...but then again there are a lot of stupid people out there so you're not wrong for clarifying for them.

    • @Wanys123
      @Wanys123 5 років тому +45

      @@tetrobro5182 The thing is the game economy is so utter shite you need like constant premium account running to be able to repair your gear so you can keep using it, or just pay 30bucks for new shit every week...that's one thing people should know but nobody will tell them about Warface...

    • @eisberg149
      @eisberg149 4 роки тому +10

      @@Wanys123 I only use my good gear in PvE, and to get more currency I go into PVP with basic gear equipped. NOTE: For those not familiar, repair costs are equivalent to the cost of the gun/armor.

    • @ineedtherapy8339
      @ineedtherapy8339 4 роки тому +27

      @@eisberg149 Lmao Warface is the literal definition of pay to win

  • @Ben-sk5tz
    @Ben-sk5tz 5 років тому +103

    2:07 the "silence corporal!: guy sounds exactly like J Jonah Jameson

  • @jank16
    @jank16 5 років тому +159

    6:00
    Gun nut here, no it doesn't qualify as an LMG sadly, but it counts as either a sub-compact rifle or a PDW

    • @JJ-eg4zm
      @JJ-eg4zm 5 років тому +13

      I think it'll be more of an SMG. As it is a fully automatic pistol-caliber gun.

    • @TheSuspense-zi2dc
      @TheSuspense-zi2dc 5 років тому +9

      S T R A P P E D

    • @lilhomie6234
      @lilhomie6234 5 років тому +5

      It's a glock with a 50 round mag... still a pistol. If you put a stock or pistol brace on it aswell, then It would classify as as a pdw

    • @chriscary4074
      @chriscary4074 5 років тому +1

      With it being full auto i feel it would fit as an SMG better then a sub-compact rifle. But we're in agreement about the PDW class, so I would say that's two votes for PDW

    • @chriscary4074
      @chriscary4074 5 років тому +2

      @@lilhomie6234 but in the configuration it has a longer barrel, so if it was semi auto it would be considered a pistol caliber carbine, so I feel that SMG would be more applicable, However we now have 3 votes for it being a PDW

  • @goldengreenie9672
    @goldengreenie9672 4 роки тому +25

    2:35 “Grouse: Me coming out of my room at 3am looking for cheese.” Is my by far my favorite quote from Grouse!

  • @warcraftdevil4593
    @warcraftdevil4593 5 років тому +40

    Badger sees he’s teammate reload while not using a LMG
    Badger: WhAt is tHiS HerEsy?

  • @PebbleGod
    @PebbleGod 5 років тому +157

    *driving cousin to airport*
    *notification ding*
    "Here we go again."
    *pulls over*

    • @gnuoY
      @gnuoY 5 років тому

      haHAA

    • @bloodraven6250
      @bloodraven6250 5 років тому

      what? I don't get it.

    • @Adrian-qr6gk
      @Adrian-qr6gk 5 років тому +1

      Akaro Makasile the cousin may or may not have missed his flight😉

    • @Userr18362
      @Userr18362 5 років тому

      Akaro Makasile he stopes driving to watch the vid

  • @twixfirst
    @twixfirst 5 років тому +55

    Badger and company: Nukes Mars
    General: Wtf man, Why u do dat
    Badger: THE HERETICS MUST BE PURGED IN HOLY FIRE!!!!

    • @nick_a91
      @nick_a91 5 років тому +1

      Hereteks: purged
      Mars: reclaimed
      Faith: in the Omnissiah
      Hotel: Trivago
      BROTHER: I AM PINNED HERE

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 років тому

      Emperor: *smiles in purging*

  • @Trojanarchist
    @Trojanarchist 4 роки тому +2964

    “free to play” *uses all the p2w guns* lol

    • @Ghostly3011
      @Ghostly3011 3 роки тому +589

      Free to play, pay to win.

    • @revinaneyaz1691
      @revinaneyaz1691 3 роки тому +72

      @@Ghostly3011 yessir

    • @scarymoose4141
      @scarymoose4141 3 роки тому +65

      @@Ghostly3011 how many times do you get told about your profile picture?

    • @orinb8654
      @orinb8654 3 роки тому +50

      I just had to change your like count from 69 to 70....... Sorry

    • @beanman2146
      @beanman2146 3 роки тому +26

      The big iron shotgun us all ya need bud

  • @frozen_flame99
    @frozen_flame99 5 років тому +70

    “Short range shotgun” as bajour BLAST a dude from 30 feet away...

    • @lilhomie6234
      @lilhomie6234 5 років тому

      It's almost like real life :3

  • @LostDragon84
    @LostDragon84 5 років тому +118

    Facebook: ThEy CaNt StOp AlL oF uS
    Area 51 guard: [laughs in 3000 rounds per minute]

    • @followerofteaandspice1815
      @followerofteaandspice1815 5 років тому +1

      @Epic Rex Area 51 gaurd : [laughs in 12000 rounds per minute]

    • @LostDragon84
      @LostDragon84 5 років тому +2

      @Epic Rex nuke proceeds to bounce of alien forcefield into the kyles

    • @CoolDude5633554
      @CoolDude5633554 5 років тому +3

      Chase Finnegin A-10 Warthog: *Laughs in BRRRRRT*

    • @IAmThyOverlord
      @IAmThyOverlord 5 років тому +2

      Civs: they can't stop us all
      A51 training Sargent: ok men we will be starting with grenade training

    • @Wolfbroa
      @Wolfbroa 5 років тому

      Laughs in AC130

  • @cademclemore978
    @cademclemore978 5 років тому +142

    Bajur you and your boys should play Pavlov VR y’all would have so much fun I can already imagine what grouse is gonna do

    • @jmac2o229
      @jmac2o229 5 років тому +6

      fucking PLEASE

    • @TheSuspense-zi2dc
      @TheSuspense-zi2dc 5 років тому +6

      B A N G B A N G

    • @TheCooldog
      @TheCooldog 5 років тому +6

      Grouse is most likely gonna find a way to wield two automatic shotguns, Badger will try to dual wield dragons, Heavenly will try to 360 no scope and Clu will more likely try to knife everybody

    • @Alpha.Phenix
      @Alpha.Phenix 5 років тому

      But he already di-
      Oh wait, I confused him with Soivet Womble and the ZF clan.

    • @hrehanj6219
      @hrehanj6219 5 років тому

      @@Alpha.Phenix Soviet hasn't uploaded for 84 years

  • @tavisurwin9133
    @tavisurwin9133 3 роки тому +23

    "They can't stop all of us" loads the 50 cal with fiery intent

    • @joeys4485
      @joeys4485 3 роки тому

      *eyes glow rebellion

  • @thecobracommander169
    @thecobracommander169 5 років тому +52

    The Omnissiah has blessed your mission. May the machine spirit never fail you.

  • @devildog5185
    @devildog5185 5 років тому +122

    17:15
    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    All 5 people In Warface: "Slowly cranks Volume up to *FULL AMERICAN FREEDOM* "

    • @BlackArcherGaming
      @BlackArcherGaming 4 роки тому +3

      Enemy hears *MENACEIN MERICAN MUSIC* Americans HELLO PUSSIES PREPARE TO DIE

  • @howiejbrown6919
    @howiejbrown6919 5 років тому +67

    8:07
    Okay, but let's just appreciate the smooth-as-shit editing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @dingus4260
      @dingus4260 3 роки тому +3

      Just now noticing that and yes. Badgers editing is the best I’ve seen of a number of UA-camrs.

    • @Vernich762
      @Vernich762 Рік тому

      Daaaaayyyuuuuummm

  • @Alpha-fc1cr
    @Alpha-fc1cr 3 роки тому +10

    “yOu cANt jUsT ShOOt a HoLE iN ThE surfacE OfF Mars” that dumb robot

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 5 років тому +97

    Warface? That's what i call my acne infection.

    • @xiomysam
      @xiomysam 5 років тому +6

      Facade but from Discord,
      D A N G

  • @frost3337
    @frost3337 5 років тому +43

    * Death grips reference in a video*
    "Ah, I see you are a man of culture aswell"

  • @smile_interactive5823
    @smile_interactive5823 4 роки тому +51

    "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars."- Samuel Hayden, local idiot

  • @kassandraofodyssey6475
    @kassandraofodyssey6475 3 роки тому +8

    10:42 My day to night behavior explained in a few seconds

  • @mrsuper-kamipopo9708
    @mrsuper-kamipopo9708 4 роки тому +46

    “WE’RE NUKING MARS!”
    *BFG Division starts playing*

  • @cobrataco6314
    @cobrataco6314 5 років тому +38

    8:06 that transition was so smooth

  • @kellyhh2519
    @kellyhh2519 5 років тому +52

    Wow I didn't know the 4th of July fell on the 22nd this year! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @darth_spock6375
    @darth_spock6375 3 роки тому +12

    Playing this in VR would be REALLY meta.

  • @Phhase
    @Phhase 5 років тому +17

    Badger the kinda guy to play a game named Warface and not make a SINGLE FULL METAL JACKET REFERENCE.

    • @coopersmith9828
      @coopersmith9828 5 років тому +1

      Does this mean Anne Margaret's not coming sir?

  • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
    @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 5 років тому +112

    Badger: Using the Rifleman, you can supply your teammates with ammo and you can also use an MG
    BF support class: Am I a Joke to you?

    • @grimreminder5038
      @grimreminder5038 5 років тому +2

      *FREEDOM60 flashbacks intensify*
      We need to go back

    • @hunterbg7531
      @hunterbg7531 5 років тому

      @@grimreminder5038 go back in the past and make BFV better im in

    • @grimreminder5038
      @grimreminder5038 5 років тому +1

      @@hunterbg7531 there isn't enough LSD to make it better

    • @hunterbg7531
      @hunterbg7531 5 років тому +2

      @@grimreminder5038 fair enought
      Then lets make Battlefield 3 great again

    • @kingofthefallen1567
      @kingofthefallen1567 5 років тому

      @@hunterbg7531 yo. Someone say make bf3 great again? I'd quit black tar heroine for that.

  • @applesauce359
    @applesauce359 5 років тому +142

    My dad once left for milk.
    That was the last “once” time.

    • @gnuoY
      @gnuoY 5 років тому +5

      Your Dad Has Left the Chat

    • @thefakebarrybonz4492
      @thefakebarrybonz4492 5 років тому +6

      Step dad joined the lobby

    • @amnaah653
      @amnaah653 5 років тому +3

      My Dad once left for Milk
      Step Dad has beat me since

    • @jay-vg5eg
      @jay-vg5eg 5 років тому

      When you say milk do u mean Malk?

    • @necrosis6146
      @necrosis6146 5 років тому

      Yo dad at footlocker

  • @benbartels6559
    @benbartels6559 3 роки тому +7

    Badger: 11:38
    Me: but it seem to work at Normandy.

  • @KFCGAMING55
    @KFCGAMING55 5 років тому +19

    Badger: Mars' hunted
    Mission control: w-what?
    Badger: [loads 249] *MARS' HUNTED*

  • @jeremustheunconscious1390
    @jeremustheunconscious1390 5 років тому +43

    Naruto runners flanking the area 51 guards (Colorized)
    8:46

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 років тому +125

    “...,Large scale oil theft...”
    *America wants to know your location

    • @Kingj411
      @Kingj411 5 років тому +1

      Shlomo Trumpenstein whoosh

    • @mauriciofreitas3384
      @mauriciofreitas3384 5 років тому

      @Shlomo Trumpenstein are you sure about that? Really sure?

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 5 років тому

      @@Kingj411 dead meme

    • @thatguyjayce4467
      @thatguyjayce4467 5 років тому

      Even when we were at war in the middle East we still *bought* the oil, don't know where the oil stealing thing comes from.

    • @Kingj411
      @Kingj411 5 років тому

      Shlomo Trumpenstein r/triggered

  • @JoMiMi_h
    @JoMiMi_h 4 роки тому +14

    8:05 One of the smoothest transitions ever

  • @Nox_Desiree
    @Nox_Desiree 5 років тому +14

    10:31-10:44 is basically most peoples experiences throughout school but audible starting from the hard but steady beginning and then peak suffering

  • @callmeastaire5700
    @callmeastaire5700 5 років тому +96

    Your GLOCK-RONI combo would be classified as on the cusp between Submachine Gun or Personal Defense Weapon.
    -A Gun Nut

    • @isak_elof6987
      @isak_elof6987 5 років тому +1

      Stock and foregrip=Short Barreled Rifle, and that is how ATF works.....

    • @callmeastaire5700
      @callmeastaire5700 5 років тому +4

      Isak_Elof legally a Short-Barreled Rifle and a machine gun, yes, but not technically.

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 років тому +1

      I'm pretty sure you meant "the 2nd amendment covers that."

    • @callmeastaire5700
      @callmeastaire5700 5 років тому

      Tetro Bro yes, the NFA restrictions on it are unconstitutional.

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 5 років тому

      @@callmeastaire5700 so much yes

  • @maxvalera1578
    @maxvalera1578 5 років тому +37

    "Dude that's crazy my dad emptied my bank account and left."
    Well sir do you see that pistol in your hand? Good now where does he live.

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 3 роки тому +11

    The entire Badger squad blasting people while screaming the American anthem at the top of their lungs was the ultimate blend between chaos and beauty.

  • @JPQuartered
    @JPQuartered 5 років тому +21

    “SILENCE LIBERAL”
    Greatest line I’ve ever heard

  • @Syphs
    @Syphs 5 років тому +6

    Warface: *_recruits TheRussianBadger to promote their game._*
    TheRussianBadger: _Buckle up._
    Also Warface: *_S T O N K S_*

  • @MangetsuSAMURAI
    @MangetsuSAMURAI 5 років тому +48

    INFORMATION NUGGET:
    A Glock 18 is considered a "machine pistol."

  • @Leam-gh1lw
    @Leam-gh1lw 2 роки тому +2

    As a Chicagoan, i admit to successfully stealing a porch.

  • @thebowserboss1games59
    @thebowserboss1games59 5 років тому +22

    I love this video for many reasons inclusing these 2:
    1.The dumbfuck and great humor
    2.Educating me on the "SILENCE *LIBERAL*" meme image.

  • @crandydandy
    @crandydandy 5 років тому +94

    Kids getting into Area 51: They can't stop all of us
    Meanwhile
    Joseph Stalin 75 Years ago in soviet Russia during operation barbarossa: They can't stop all of us

  • @LILOCW
    @LILOCW 5 років тому +49

    Nobody:
    Russianbadgers: uploads two vids in a week
    Me:I’ve been smoking to much air

  • @BraydenCH04
    @BraydenCH04 4 роки тому +6

    Badger:*Nukes Mars*
    ID software: Write that down! Write that down!

  • @cisco3111
    @cisco3111 5 років тому +679

    Hey Badger why do you look so much like my Wife's Boyfriend?

  • @Tubprime
    @Tubprime 5 років тому +6

    Badger:and just one more time for the same of emphasis
    Badger: ROOOBOOOO RECALLLL

  • @hackerbota8679
    @hackerbota8679 5 років тому +9

    15:34 My favorite badger quote

  • @aaaaaaaaahhhh5547
    @aaaaaaaaahhhh5547 3 роки тому +1

    Badger: BIGGIE CHEESE
    Me: GIGANTIC METAL CRABMIRE

  • @parker6362
    @parker6362 5 років тому +56

    This video was also sponsored by AMERICA.... Thanks for the patriotic ending

    • @GlizzyGobbler62
      @GlizzyGobbler62 5 років тому +3

      You damn right

    • @joshbrown8450
      @joshbrown8450 5 років тому

      United States of America
      What are the chances of getting a response from a legend country

    • @GlizzyGobbler62
      @GlizzyGobbler62 5 років тому +1

      @@joshbrown8450 1776% chance

    • @joshbrown8450
      @joshbrown8450 5 років тому

      United States of America
      lol. I heard Canada has oil btw

    • @GlizzyGobbler62
      @GlizzyGobbler62 5 років тому +1

      @@joshbrown8450 its freedom time then

  • @Nano-eo5hk
    @Nano-eo5hk 5 років тому +29

    You best be releasing a Pavlov VR video boi, if you don’t I’ll pull up on your block and let that .40 bang!!

  • @BunkerghustVA
    @BunkerghustVA 4 роки тому +41

    "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars." *Nukes Mars* "Am i a joke to you?"

    • @joeys4485
      @joeys4485 3 роки тому

      I've got lumbago, very serious condition of success

  • @drakeroten8928
    @drakeroten8928 3 роки тому +5

    Badger: *sees dead body*
    Badger: “TAKE SOME AMMO SOLDIER”

  • @SPOOKITO
    @SPOOKITO 5 років тому +46

    Y’all ever just in doubt so you whip it out...
    And watch some Russian badger vids?

    • @gnuoY
      @gnuoY 5 років тому

      While in doubt just whip it out and watch the Russian badger all about

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 5 років тому

      uwu

  • @DrPezPopper
    @DrPezPopper 5 років тому +24

    Did you know that the titanic's pool still holds water?

  • @randomdude5950
    @randomdude5950 5 років тому +7

    16:24
    blackwood: *captures therussianbadger and his bros*
    also blackwood: *did not take away their weapons in the process*

    • @randomdude5950
      @randomdude5950 5 років тому +2

      You will only get this logic if you completed the mars mission

    • @nick_a91
      @nick_a91 5 років тому

      Badger: *equips a literal anti-material rifle*
      Blackwood infantryman: why do I hear boss music?

    • @BlackArcherGaming
      @BlackArcherGaming 4 роки тому +1

      @@nick_a91 *proceeds to laugh in m107 50 cal rifle*

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast Рік тому +1

    " he's a medic, he cant kill other people! "
    well the geneva convention says so but that never stopped *The* medic.