Gordon Ramsay - The Arguments Compilation

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  • Опубліковано 2 вер 2014
  • Selection of arguments from Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares UK.
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  • @VD-97
    @VD-97 5 років тому +6264

    2:30
    *Gordon:* _"Plonker"_
    *Chef:* _"Twat"_
    Perfect English banter.

    • @VD-97
      @VD-97 5 років тому +116

      @Hailee Allen Yeah you're right, he is straightforward, also verbal but his ways really get results out of people.

    • @IanPatrickOfficial
      @IanPatrickOfficial 5 років тому +34

      Mr. Chipmunk hahaha

    • @joeschmoe1150
      @joeschmoe1150 5 років тому +211

      Even as an American, I loved the hell out of that.

    • @xDruidxHD
      @xDruidxHD 5 років тому +128

      sexual tension

    • @MCshadr217
      @MCshadr217 5 років тому +20

      It's funny though. if you have potential, and I mean. The real potential to own a great restaurant. He respects it much more, and you'll probably get away with it more than others.

  • @duskrush
    @duskrush 4 роки тому +3923

    These arguments seem a lot more toned down without the bomb defusal music that they play in the US version.

    • @FriP_theduck
      @FriP_theduck 4 роки тому +286

      US likes drama.

    • @Jabba094
      @Jabba094 4 роки тому +482

      ‘Bomb defusal music’
      Glorious

    • @ropete33
      @ropete33 4 роки тому +138

      This is why I prefer the British ones. Much less on the drama.

    • @elijosc1963
      @elijosc1963 4 роки тому +91

      I prefer american ones I personally think they are funnier.

    • @glassboxfish
      @glassboxfish 4 роки тому +114

      Stovakhiin I like both versions lol the American version is faster and funnier and then British version is slower and more personal

  • @sebastianklein9322
    @sebastianklein9322 4 роки тому +1342

    Mad respect for that one lady who said “we’re acting like children, aren’t we?” Only person I’ve ever seen realize they’re acting foolish and do something about it and it’s very respectable.

    • @yomama531
      @yomama531 4 роки тому +42

      That woman was honestly great in that episode, her husband was a delusional hoarder

    • @julianandrews7931
      @julianandrews7931 3 роки тому +26

      She only said that to get on Gordon’s good side

    • @lieutenantpepper2734
      @lieutenantpepper2734 3 роки тому +17

      She broke the 4th wall

    • @rat4992
      @rat4992 Рік тому +10

      4:10

    • @ciaraneire1
      @ciaraneire1 25 днів тому +1

      She was behind the scenes pulling the old boys lanyard the whole episode and then said that to make herself look good.

  • @max_op64072
    @max_op64072 4 роки тому +933

    " *Plonker, TWAT* " I love this moment

  • @dontstealmydecals
    @dontstealmydecals 4 роки тому +5279

    Video in a nutshell:
    25% Gordon cussing
    25% People yelling at Gordon
    50% Gordon staring at people in amazement of how stupid they are.

    • @stevenswartz5297
      @stevenswartz5297 4 роки тому +78

      That's his whole career in a nutshell

    • @TheAveragePcGuy
      @TheAveragePcGuy 4 роки тому +32

      I mean think about it, half of the population is dumber than someone of average intelligence

    • @Silver-Freddy
      @Silver-Freddy 4 роки тому +16

      JoJo statistics be like

    • @TheSFMCreators
      @TheSFMCreators 4 роки тому +4

      and 100% great banter

    • @the__________
      @the__________ 4 роки тому

      There was that fat head guy

  • @varshkietukas
    @varshkietukas 4 роки тому +2887

    5:24 A rare footage of gordon arguing with cocacola bottle

    • @varshkietukas
      @varshkietukas 4 роки тому +23

      @CRAZY ROBOTS 😃😃Thanks

    • @clintclint7673
      @clintclint7673 4 роки тому +18

      dude i thought the same that bottle in sight HAHA

    • @varshkietukas
      @varshkietukas 4 роки тому +9

      @@clintclint7673 🤣🤣

    • @jimboramba
      @jimboramba 4 роки тому +68

      He practices on coke bottles before work

    • @davidvarnes7708
      @davidvarnes7708 4 роки тому +70

      Well, it was a Diet Coke. It was fookin' raw.

  • @uncleiroh6127
    @uncleiroh6127 4 роки тому +1190

    In 2020 I'm calling everybody a plonker

  • @rat4992
    @rat4992 Рік тому +288

    He strikes a great balance between pushing buttons, being honest, and giving constructive criticism.

    • @JJBerthume
      @JJBerthume 6 місяців тому +3

      Ik it's both entertaining and edifying like I feel like he's calling me out to be a better person and I'm here for it like wtf are we here for to dick around? Especially when we have people depending on us notwithstanding that a privileged life is precious nonetheless...

    • @seanjackson824
      @seanjackson824 4 місяці тому +2

      Well said 💯

  • @dawddawds8019
    @dawddawds8019 4 роки тому +4109

    Arguments in brittish are hilarious.
    "ouh"
    "Yea?"
    "Ouinnh"
    "...Go on, finish it then"
    " *go cook a mussel* "

    • @jesush.christ5978
      @jesush.christ5978 4 роки тому +68

      its a shite state of affairs.

    • @salvest3rr
      @salvest3rr 4 роки тому +163

      Are you....... taking the piss?
      You're a foking knob m8 fuk off

    • @donaldmack2307
      @donaldmack2307 4 роки тому +40

      ritoxic foookin ell

    • @maverick6300
      @maverick6300 4 роки тому +4

      Yohan Scoobuko hahahahahahahahah

    • @Diamond10398
      @Diamond10398 4 роки тому +53

      I love english banter. Nothing wrong with it but very entertaining to watch. 😂

  • @jazzora
    @jazzora 4 роки тому +2901

    *Calls Gordon to help the restaurant*
    Gordon: The food sucks.
    Them: Don't tell me what to do.

    • @MetalD1111
      @MetalD1111 4 роки тому +55

      Jazzora I know right like you asked for help so let him help your restaurant out I love Gordon Ramsay he tells it like it is

    • @franzisaryk5965
      @franzisaryk5965 4 роки тому +25

      David Lankford and it’s not like they didn’t know how he is if they asked for his help they obviously know how he does it

    • @MetalD1111
      @MetalD1111 4 роки тому +3

      Franz Isaryk that’s what I’m saying

    • @jongaulthero
      @jongaulthero 4 роки тому +28

      "No! No! No! Our food is fine! I've tasted it and all 3 of my friends like it! You're wrong!"
      "Well, this is how they cook it here. It's supposed to be like that. If it's not made like that, no one will eat it."
      "Gordon's problem is that he has just never actually tasted REAL authentic (INSERT ETHNIC RACE HERE) food. He's too used to tasting all that fancy foreign stuff."
      "This was my mother's recipe and my Mother was the best cook in the world! I make it exactly as she used to make it........except I just use different ingredients."
      Damn, the excuses these idiots have is unreal!!!

    • @franzisaryk5965
      @franzisaryk5965 4 роки тому +2

      TheMajR Payne damn I thought u were being serious for a sec there you got me good one sir

  • @shortsweet8563
    @shortsweet8563 4 роки тому +693

    "Mr. Chipmunk in the corner..." that whole part had me!!😂😂😂😂

    • @juancardona3886
      @juancardona3886 4 роки тому +9

      Lmao same. 💀

    • @jimmylittle9393
      @jimmylittle9393 4 роки тому +26

      One of my favourite episodes...the chef later moved to a new restaurant and got fired for stealing cheques.

    • @eyeconqueror1185
      @eyeconqueror1185 4 роки тому +14

      That spray tan looking blonde was kinda cute

    • @dash4786
      @dash4786 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao! I love how he says "you understand!" And glares at him lol

    • @bryanprime3438
      @bryanprime3438 3 роки тому

      @@jimmylittle9393 Oh I would've reported him to the police for that

  • @I_Get_Computers_Puting
    @I_Get_Computers_Puting 4 роки тому +378

    The UK series: Graphic Novel
    The US series: Comic Book

  • @WetCiggizz
    @WetCiggizz 4 роки тому +3297

    I love how “passive aggressive” English arguments are

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 4 роки тому +116

      Red-Eyed- Ranger while the American arguments have everyone screaming and yelling

    • @SolaceAmv
      @SolaceAmv 4 роки тому +38

      That shit is annoying AF

    • @hardcoredoom5892
      @hardcoredoom5892 4 роки тому +39

      It comes from kissing the Royal Family’s ass. The English have to keep their tongues in their cheeks, but that’s what makes their lingo so clever.

    • @I_Get_Computers_Puting
      @I_Get_Computers_Puting 4 роки тому +59

      They're the best cause Gordon goes straight down the pipe with his arguments. He leaves no room for misunderstandings.

    • @llewodcm20
      @llewodcm20 4 роки тому +2

      @@hardcoredoom5892 interesting theory

  • @Osh_wij
    @Osh_wij 5 років тому +3389

    I really admire Gordon for not flaunting the fact that he is a Michelin Star chef. He’s got every reason to argue about how successful he is but he doesn’t.

    • @parkerharris4489
      @parkerharris4489 5 років тому +307

      Oshan Wijeratne I keep waiting for him to respond to the question “who the fuck do you think you are?” With a damn good “IM GORDAN FUCKING RAMSAY WHO ARE YOU?”

    • @josephmother2659
      @josephmother2659 5 років тому +48

      I think everyone knows who he is already

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 5 років тому +9

      it is very self evident. His new Lucky Cat restaurant is shite thogh

    • @vriskacircuit2885
      @vriskacircuit2885 5 років тому +29

      He Is humble

    • @aydandeadpool3564
      @aydandeadpool3564 5 років тому +84

      He just says im a chef not a star chef respect

  • @saimahusnain596
    @saimahusnain596 4 роки тому +393

    Words no human being wound think to ever hear:
    "Pls be so kind to remove the apricot from the mashed potato"

    • @Trapsarentgay133
      @Trapsarentgay133 4 роки тому +5

      Saima Husnain and it’s a cutting statement

    • @ALLMETAL1970
      @ALLMETAL1970 2 роки тому

      @@Trapsarentgay133 and sarcastic

    • @Warzulu77
      @Warzulu77 6 місяців тому

      And some people think he’s being unreasonably harsh

    • @ericostling4727
      @ericostling4727 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @nealpatel4255
      @nealpatel4255 Місяць тому

      A contestant on Come Dine with Me had put apricot in mash. The guests were that peed off with the two together.

  • @Luis-fk2fj
    @Luis-fk2fj 4 роки тому +138

    8:54 camera switching to the glass for Gordon's pov is brilliant. I love the UK version.

  • @ranker4
    @ranker4 7 років тому +1845

    You can't win against Gordon at arguments. Mediocrity can't defeat experience.

    • @celestinac1105
      @celestinac1105 7 років тому +88

      The guy at 1:39-2:30 came pretty close tho! Haha

    • @JohnSmith-yi9cp
      @JohnSmith-yi9cp 5 років тому +7

      @@celestinac1105 he was funny ashell

    • @Dennis4523
      @Dennis4523 5 років тому +28

      You can win an argument with Gordon , if it’s not about food

    • @danielhenderson762
      @danielhenderson762 5 років тому +38

      @@celestinac1105 i agree. He hadn't cooked a mussel before, the convo should have ended right there but Gordon kept at it. Good on him for standing up for himself in my opinion.
      Also 5:30 has a point, maybe he does deserve to be spoken to like a normal person instead of just mouthing off

    • @thomasbrown938
      @thomasbrown938 5 років тому +14

      @@celestinac1105 plonker

  • @jaharned1
    @jaharned1 7 років тому +2121

    There is so much more tension here with the uncut and lack of music.

    • @markuskruger4789
      @markuskruger4789 7 років тому +127

      jaharned1 this is so much better than the one in the US because it seems so much more real

    • @thefreshgreenbeast6458
      @thefreshgreenbeast6458 5 років тому +28

      *Alex H.*
      *It would sound more annoying with the music.*

    • @freshfishonly
      @freshfishonly 4 роки тому +1

      that's the main difference between UK and US television. At least it used to be

    • @charliethemaddawg
      @charliethemaddawg 4 роки тому +9

      No need for the music to provide an audible mind block to hearing pure arguing and tension, which is frankly more entertaining. Just like a candy bar in the US has more chemicals and preservatives than the same candy bar from the UK. Same difference with Gordon's show.

    • @Radioactivepaladin0703
      @Radioactivepaladin0703 4 роки тому +1

      The music ruins it..

  • @mattsmith7818
    @mattsmith7818 4 роки тому +212

    I love the English terms or insults he used like “bullocks” or “Plonker”

  • @caesarplaysgames
    @caesarplaysgames 4 роки тому +148

    7:48 Anglo-Saxons to William the Conqueror before the Battle of Hastings, 1066

    • @westernpolitix
      @westernpolitix 4 роки тому +15

      "Don't judge me like that or I will fucking take Witan Ceaster"

    • @umi6817
      @umi6817 Місяць тому +2

      one of the greatest comments ever to be honest

  • @n0rm3nv4rg5
    @n0rm3nv4rg5 4 роки тому +1338

    Gordon swearing without the over dramatic music is strangely ASMR.

    • @bisexellence__
      @bisexellence__ 4 роки тому +16

      WAIT. SWEAR TO THE ANCESTORS I thought I was the only one! 😩🤣

    • @dumbfoundedkiryu9468
      @dumbfoundedkiryu9468 4 роки тому +12

      Gordon Ramsay enters your house and criticizes your food ASMR now.

    • @miriameclipse7953
      @miriameclipse7953 4 роки тому

      I agree

    • @thorodinson7860
      @thorodinson7860 4 роки тому +4

      i fell asleep to this with a smile on my RAW FUCKING FACE

    • @julidee_
      @julidee_ 3 роки тому

      💀

  • @diamondkonk1196
    @diamondkonk1196 4 роки тому +360

    “ p l o n k e r”
    “T w a t”

    • @DarlingNikki2
      @DarlingNikki2 4 роки тому +11

      That entire exchange had me wheezing with laughter! They were arguing like brothers or something LOL!

  • @ST-cv4vn
    @ST-cv4vn 4 роки тому +104

    Gordon: "gives constrictive criticism"
    STOP HARASSING ME!!!!!!!

  • @dickbison
    @dickbison 4 роки тому +193

    15:30 I love this scene, it's not Gordon's place, but he's there, his name is attached to it and he looks ashamed. He knows the customer is right and he's not just going "oh, that's not my fault, I'm just making a TV show here", he's taking it and taking the responsibility. Legend.

    • @sassoakaron2811
      @sassoakaron2811 4 роки тому +24

      Thought it was the start of a sketch when that long haired man walked in haha

    • @evilduck44
      @evilduck44 5 місяців тому +5

      And then when he says at 16:25 “you’re gonna run off and start smoking again” killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @goose300183
      @goose300183 2 місяці тому +1

      @@evilduck44"Let's stop the embarrassment further"

  • @DRDINOMEOW
    @DRDINOMEOW 5 років тому +1826

    "ILL SHOUT THEN ILL CALM DOWN, now i've shouted and now ill start to calm down."
    i need to use this when im in an argument

    • @FraeuleinSunshine
      @FraeuleinSunshine 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @chaoticgood4897
      @chaoticgood4897 4 роки тому +2

      DR DINOMEOW now let us put it to the test

    • @chaoticgood4897
      @chaoticgood4897 4 роки тому +2

      DR DINOMEOW U sUcK

    • @sprycmg
      @sprycmg 4 роки тому +15

      Making yourself aware of your hoghtened sensitivety and actively acknowledging your irrationality in an argument is a very effective de escalation strategy I use it sometimes when I can

    • @Dektoonics_inc.
      @Dektoonics_inc. 4 роки тому +2

      You forgot the dick part

  • @LiTTLeDizZyUriNe
    @LiTTLeDizZyUriNe 4 роки тому +1085

    “Cook a mussel”
    “no, u”

    • @earthisflat9067
      @earthisflat9067 4 роки тому +4

      It would have taken under 5 minutes to do that from cleaning to plate. Why not just show him?

    • @sloppytoppy8069
      @sloppytoppy8069 4 роки тому +4

      Lmaooo😂

    • @sloppytoppy8069
      @sloppytoppy8069 4 роки тому +13

      Earth is Flat after someone disrespecting me like that I wouldn’t teach them to do shit

    • @richardlynch8009
      @richardlynch8009 4 роки тому +2

      @@sloppytoppy8069 Ramsay attacks everyone. He deserves respect? Even Michelin took back stars. They didn't take enough.

    • @richardlynch8009
      @richardlynch8009 4 роки тому +2

      He has said some of the stupidest things about food I've ever heard in my life. Example: hummus doesn't go with pumpkin. It does if you do it right. "Why is cooked food next to raw!" That whole statement is fucked. Why is there cooked food in the fridge? He has fuck-million stars and he needs to ask that question? He is a dolt. Cooked food you MIGHT put in the fridge is hard-boiled eggs. Soups. Sauces. Meat? Are you fucking kidding me.

  • @danielgalloway7575
    @danielgalloway7575 4 роки тому +142

    Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt 😂

  • @Razer5542
    @Razer5542 4 роки тому +96

    'Stop shouting'
    'I'm not shouting!'
    *Proceeds to shout*

  • @kaitlynvantienhoven8355
    @kaitlynvantienhoven8355 8 років тому +3396

    "For as long as I've got a hole in my butt, big boy." I just can't XD

    • @daywalker3068
      @daywalker3068 8 років тому +12

      ik haha

    • @barristanselmy2758
      @barristanselmy2758 8 років тому +47

      +Majora Every time someone lies to me i always say that line.

    • @brazilianwavement8861
      @brazilianwavement8861 6 років тому +13

      I have just spitted the beer when i heard that oh lord 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jd1ify
      @jd1ify 5 років тому +3

      i agree bro

    • @i.m.4044
      @i.m.4044 5 років тому +9

      @@brazilianwavement8861 Spat*

  • @adirblazkowics7717
    @adirblazkowics7717 4 роки тому +837

    Lmao without all the music, this shit's actually pretty damn seriously intense

  • @calvinogden9127
    @calvinogden9127 4 роки тому +54

    15:20 a man who finally caught Gordon slacking, you can see the awe on his face

  • @ryansusanka7462
    @ryansusanka7462 4 роки тому +55

    I love how the guy starts laughing when Gordon calls that guy “Mr. Chipmunk” at 5:57

    • @moriah93ohio
      @moriah93ohio 2 роки тому +3

      I had to rewind it cause I didn’t notice it before lol 😂

    • @daveynorton
      @daveynorton 2 роки тому +2

      I love that part

  • @ddjenai12
    @ddjenai12 4 роки тому +749

    "Would you be so kind to remove the apricot from the mashed potato."

    • @Wolf-os9yu
      @Wolf-os9yu 4 роки тому +2

      Diane DeVos love it hahaha

    • @scribese7en
      @scribese7en 4 роки тому +95

      "You see, now you're bein' a foken sarcast-"

    • @HarshNerf
      @HarshNerf 4 роки тому +23

      @@scribese7en he had a point tho, he was screwing with him

    • @SegaDream131
      @SegaDream131 4 роки тому +8

      I don't know which one offends the other more, the mashed potato or the fruit.....

    • @captainham1511
      @captainham1511 4 роки тому +12

      Karan Harsh Wardhan Yes, but what chef gets defensive about apricots in their mashed potatoes?

  • @ciamarrajohn
    @ciamarrajohn 8 років тому +1561

    *grabs notebook*
    learning some new phrases here

    • @vindicator05
      @vindicator05 5 років тому +58

      Like: "fucking Mister Chipmunk in the fucking corner over there"? ;)

    • @pgplaysvidya
      @pgplaysvidya 5 років тому +71

      "as long as i've got a hole in my butt"

    • @9321spiderman
      @9321spiderman 5 років тому +20

      lol, clunker and twat was pretty funny words to hear from 2 british accents

    • @davidsnow1552
      @davidsnow1552 5 років тому +44

      "You're more laid back than an iron board "

    • @Mason-rs7is
      @Mason-rs7is 5 років тому +18

      Weston Dennis “fuck off to the book shop and read about ________ and then talk to me “

  • @nicknelson634
    @nicknelson634 24 дні тому +4

    This version of kitchen nightmares is so much better

    • @kymiz_
      @kymiz_ 24 дні тому +1

      Same this one better than the US dramatic random sound effects. But sadly don’t make the UK version no more 😕

  • @bluewink1646
    @bluewink1646 4 роки тому +194

    1:40 it’s like Gordon is arguing with himself

  • @dsdsmitty2
    @dsdsmitty2 5 років тому +786

    They don't censor in the UK and I love it.

    • @terminalcreature1560
      @terminalcreature1560 5 років тому +19

      Except at 19:17 LOL
      Owner dropped the N bomb on camera!

    • @metalbrain5169
      @metalbrain5169 4 роки тому +19

      Terminal Creature I think tv censorship mistook the word nickers for the other word. (Nickers is British for pants if you were wondering)

    • @terminalcreature1560
      @terminalcreature1560 4 роки тому +4

      @@metalbrain5169 "You stupid silly little *knicker*!"
      LOL, I dunno if they misheard him.

    • @birdman1200
      @birdman1200 4 роки тому +19

      @@terminalcreature1560 didn't he say "cunt"?.

    • @ManalMet
      @ManalMet 4 роки тому +4

      I think also because you won’t be able to use any footage at all lol

  • @albsmalbs
    @albsmalbs 7 років тому +354

    "Customers can hear you"
    yeah because the intense sound effects aren't playing over their voices lol

    • @CiroAmc
      @CiroAmc 5 років тому +8

      albonatious21 Customahs can hey you!

  • @omidnorozi5921
    @omidnorozi5921 4 роки тому +35

    I think he writes insults at night like a comedian so he be ready for the show.

  • @ededdundeady6683
    @ededdundeady6683 4 роки тому +43

    5:33 the way he backs off of Gordon. gold.

  • @mango7577427
    @mango7577427 8 років тому +848

    watching ramsay vs british people is more satisfying

    • @raphfelix6305
      @raphfelix6305 5 років тому +21

      Gordon Ramsay has said that he thinks Americans to have thicker skin. or just more complacent. Brits are more prone to bite back at times. I do love the uncensored version lot better.

    • @itsdan722
      @itsdan722 10 днів тому

      ​@@raphfelix6305no Americans are just more submissive lol

  • @HereForAStorm
    @HereForAStorm 8 років тому +2867

    Even British arguments are so much classier than American arguments.

    • @BoogsAccount
      @BoogsAccount 8 років тому +143

      Because we as Americans resort to yelling and screaming and bullshit when we're wrong, and we try to be right.

    • @jacobleb420
      @jacobleb420 8 років тому +96

      The Doctor Worm Yeah, but Americans also love to fight, and arguments often turn ugly fast. They're the most war hungry country in the world.

    • @Blinkstash
      @Blinkstash 8 років тому +63

      To me, British and Americans are like peas and carrots.Both of them have the bloods in their hands.

    • @BrandonM10
      @BrandonM10 8 років тому +57

      +ronjon83 why do people always compare British people to Americans?

    • @l0nelydude
      @l0nelydude 8 років тому +4

      +Docter Zaius You must not pay attention to the news then.

  • @alextrose7
    @alextrose7 4 роки тому +107

    "For as long as I've got a hole in my butt big boy those f'ing potatoes have been in the deep fat fryer."
    LMAO that line absolutely killed me!!! Sometimes Gordon effortlessly spouts some pure gold! Lol

    • @louisyork1894
      @louisyork1894 4 роки тому +4

      He’s one of the funniest dudes I ever heard. Everything he says makes me just lose it. Love that guy

  • @trumpydog9441
    @trumpydog9441 4 роки тому +56

    "You speak arrogantly"
    Well he IS an expert. 😂

    • @MetalD1111
      @MetalD1111 4 роки тому +4

      Trumpy Dog exactly Gordon has earned his way to be way he is and we can all relate to him of dealing with idiots

  • @gepliprl8558
    @gepliprl8558 8 років тому +397

    that "plunker - twat" just kills me.

    • @g137589
      @g137589 7 років тому +1

      Gepli LR yeeeeeee

    • @ghost-facedhindu4275
      @ghost-facedhindu4275 7 років тому +23

      Gepli PLR Still the guy had the best reaction. "I'm gonna shout like a dick, then calm down!"

    • @NICK666565
      @NICK666565 6 років тому +3

      Plonker!

    • @benchambers9775
      @benchambers9775 5 років тому +8

      Plonker not plunker you uncultured twat

    • @vindicator05
      @vindicator05 5 років тому +3

      Just another average British conversation :D

  • @wynnpham6572
    @wynnpham6572 4 роки тому +619

    Person: I refuse to be harassed and insulted
    Gordon: incredible

    • @dumbfoundedkiryu9468
      @dumbfoundedkiryu9468 4 роки тому +9

      Devil Man live action
      "Then he died"
      "Incredible"

    • @Igetnorespect
      @Igetnorespect 4 роки тому +5

      Fake and a Bimbo, there's always porn for girls like her that are air heads.

    • @helco2856
      @helco2856 3 роки тому +6

      Lol business doesn't care about how you feel

  • @NeerajYadav-yl2kl
    @NeerajYadav-yl2kl 4 роки тому +69

    no matter how much he curses, all he does is best for them...i feel really sorry for him.

    • @0070dexter
      @0070dexter 4 роки тому +1

      he run a show, people want to see action.
      he doesn´t realy there for help.
      he is right, no doubt. But hell, the way he bring that to people is bad.
      it´s not the way to teach, it´s the way to make people angry at you.
      it´s show, he running a show not a shool.
      I stop to see such shows, it bring the worst in ouerselfs.

    • @NeerajYadav-yl2kl
      @NeerajYadav-yl2kl 4 роки тому +1

      @@0070dexter confrontation is the best way to adapt responsibility and he does it right from the start.

    • @codymrowicki9568
      @codymrowicki9568 4 роки тому

      @@0070dexter you sound like a pussy. If you can't handle being yelled at, you shouldn't work somewhere in which perfection is expected.

    • @criminallyautistic8372
      @criminallyautistic8372 3 роки тому

      @@0070dexter Your grammar is so inconsistent.

  • @ZooM-xs4wu
    @ZooM-xs4wu 4 роки тому +76

    There is something extremely amazing ab british people saying “BOLLOX”

  • @Derna1804
    @Derna1804 5 років тому +692

    If Gordon Ramsay had negotiated Brexit, the EU would have left the UK.

    • @untergehermuc
      @untergehermuc 5 років тому +3

      Well, tbh this will happen on Halloween…

    • @terminalcreature1560
      @terminalcreature1560 5 років тому +29

      He's one of the few good things from England.
      It would help if he started a show where he tries to fix a crumbling country before it becomes a third world one.

    • @doctordarkness100
      @doctordarkness100 4 роки тому +8

      @@terminalcreature1560 I mean gordon ramsay has that vibe around him where had times been different he would have been the ruler of a small to medium country with a very competent government.

    • @Rhodiac
      @Rhodiac 4 роки тому +3

      @@doctordarkness100 There's still time...

    • @Liberty_Freedom_Brotherhood
      @Liberty_Freedom_Brotherhood 4 роки тому +5

      Terminal Creature *Scotland

  • @nickolasroig7360
    @nickolasroig7360 6 років тому +266

    I’d pay this man to yell at me while I cooked

    • @emmvold
      @emmvold 5 років тому +3

      The Pope or when I pick up the junk food 😂

    • @jorjee9
      @jorjee9 5 років тому

      👏👏👏 well played

    • @jimboramba
      @jimboramba 4 роки тому +4

      Yes it would be such an honor lol I've said the same thing. If I was super rich I'd pay Gordon to teach me how to cook and tell him to not hold back with the insults.

    • @jerome2541
      @jerome2541 4 роки тому +1

      well you sir are a masochist

    • @JessFredericks-om5ee
      @JessFredericks-om5ee 4 роки тому

      Haha! Same!

  • @samanthadavidson239
    @samanthadavidson239 4 роки тому +65

    *"Who tf do you think you are?"*
    Oh I don't know, one of the world's top chefs you called to help with ur restaurant?

  • @mrgogetit8301
    @mrgogetit8301 4 роки тому +30

    “You’re more laid back than an ironing board”🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Even the chef had to laugh at that one🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @shanebanzet7205
    @shanebanzet7205 4 роки тому +832

    "As long as I've got a hole in my butt big boi" 😂

  • @masterkronos5297
    @masterkronos5297 4 роки тому +458

    Gordon: "You're more laid back than an ironing board."

    • @guyshafor1320
      @guyshafor1320 4 роки тому +1

      😄 what does that even mean? Are ironing boards in the UK really slack or something?

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 4 роки тому +16

      Guy Shafor bro, ironing boards are flat as shit

    • @Ryanvondrake
      @Ryanvondrake 4 роки тому +8

      Does he know what a ironing board is?

    • @guyshafor1320
      @guyshafor1320 4 роки тому +3

      @@CrasherX2000 Right, providing a rigid and stable surface.
      I'm not seeing the connection between flat and laid back/lazy. Someone get Gordo on the phone, we need to workshop this.

    • @uirkiiioioo
      @uirkiiioioo 4 роки тому +3

      @@guyshafor1320 lol you ever seen an ironing board?

  • @MatmoeLP
    @MatmoeLP 4 роки тому +48

    14:26 drink everytime Gordon slaps his hand on his thigh after finnishing a sentence

  • @demiurgeobzen327
    @demiurgeobzen327 4 роки тому +29

    "Eh KNOW GyarDON!" Haha that bald dude was ULTRA French

    • @avalucia6039
      @avalucia6039 4 роки тому +1

      I just heard him say that when I saw this comment and died. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @RainbowPuschel
    @RainbowPuschel 4 роки тому +630

    "Are you smokeing?"
    "Yes."
    "That's disgusting"

  • @MertHacks
    @MertHacks 8 років тому +1441

    "Please be so kind, to remove the apricot from the mashed potatoe.." "Now u r being foken sarcastic" God I laughed my lungs out, this is hilarious!

    • @johnvianni8709
      @johnvianni8709 6 років тому +3

      MertHacks 8

    • @godlessbanana6946
      @godlessbanana6946 5 років тому +2

      Ive read ur comment exactly the time they were saying it :D

    • @raikoshoturday11
      @raikoshoturday11 5 років тому +20

      I’m dying 😂😂😂 the face of the guy is really priceless

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 5 років тому +2

      Supposed to be SWEET potato damn it

    • @jimjambananaslam3596
      @jimjambananaslam3596 5 років тому +4

      I fucking love that guy

  • @StudentoftheABC
    @StudentoftheABC 4 роки тому +20

    15:20 an absolute legend

  • @bramcopermans7494
    @bramcopermans7494 4 роки тому +28

    "YOUUU"
    "UEHHH"
    my fav part hahahaha

  • @WehrmachtBunny
    @WehrmachtBunny 5 років тому +959

    I don't understand why people won't take the once in a lifetime experience to learn from the best chef in the world.

    • @coltontuckerclark4042
      @coltontuckerclark4042 4 роки тому +61

      Teydom Bomb ego.

    • @avelinocr
      @avelinocr 4 роки тому +51

      He doesn't teach shit, he asks for changes people are not competent enough to accomplish and curses them when they fail. This is a TV show, the only aim they got is to entertain, not save the world.

    • @evilfrenzy4888
      @evilfrenzy4888 4 роки тому +20

      OhCmon lol ask him to teach you and he will treat you the same way it’s call criticism, you don’t need to be taught since you already know you just gotta he criticized in the areas you lack skill in, so that you can improve. It’s not about teaching you dumb idiots 😂😂

    • @evilfrenzy4888
      @evilfrenzy4888 4 роки тому +17

      OhCmon they are lazy chefs and all Ramsay is trying to do is make them more active by making them realize their own mistakes

    • @tristanrodriguez3098
      @tristanrodriguez3098 4 роки тому +7

      EvIL FRENZY by calling them useless dumbasses and shouting and insulting? Right constructive criticism

  • @lancehandy6648
    @lancehandy6648 4 роки тому +308

    "You're more laid back than an iron board." Wow. Whitty, intelligent AND funny. That might be the best insult I've ever heard.

    • @JasonweedQ3
      @JasonweedQ3 4 роки тому +2

      😂👍🏻

    • @akechetasavage7658
      @akechetasavage7658 5 місяців тому

      That is pretty good but my favorite is when he says in an hk episode “one more word about the cameras I will shove a fucking go pro up your fucking ass so you see how shit you are”

  • @beasy8991
    @beasy8991 4 роки тому +85

    "I arrived and I thought it was actually quite a stunning, intimate little place... then the food arrived."
    👎🏾 *womp-womp*

  • @I_Get_Computers_Puting
    @I_Get_Computers_Puting 4 роки тому +29

    15:20 the way the camera pans over to Louis XIV and then Gordon gets reprimanded, Lmao.

  • @miura25yearsago52
    @miura25yearsago52 4 роки тому +438

    *Ramsay: go on and cook a musell*
    *Other chef: uno reverse card*
    *Ramsay: ...*

  • @jraymond1988
    @jraymond1988 7 років тому +494

    2:12 - 2:32 is the most stereotypically British sequence I can ever think of.

  • @CLSmith411
    @CLSmith411 4 роки тому +34

    Gordon: "REMOVE THE APRICOT FROM THE MASHED POTATO"
    Chef: "stop yelling!!!"
    Gordon: "Please remove the apricot from the mashed potato"
    Chef: "stop being sarcastic!!!"

  • @kaismith9878
    @kaismith9878 4 роки тому +26

    New Yorkers have nothing on the British when it comes to verbal assault

    • @luismaldonado914
      @luismaldonado914 4 роки тому

      Eric Rivera lol so that's what u guys think of us

    • @luismaldonado914
      @luismaldonado914 4 роки тому

      Eric Rivera I was raised in ny as well ik how rude we can be

    • @Xvladin
      @Xvladin 4 роки тому

      Idk, we practice verbally assaulting eachother on the street everyday so I'd say we're pretty darn good at it

  • @minty445325
    @minty445325 5 років тому +322

    I'd be pissed too if people asked for my help then shit all over everything I did.

    • @SuperMonaLisaBros
      @SuperMonaLisaBros 4 роки тому +20

      School in a nutshell.

    • @MetalD1111
      @MetalD1111 4 роки тому

      I know right it’s like why did you give Gordon a call to help in the first place

  • @DruovanniDefoe
    @DruovanniDefoe 6 років тому +738

    UK Version shits all over the US Version... It's way more raw and realistic, and the fights are genuine...

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 4 роки тому +56

    15:33 that man is my idol

  • @newdayhustle
    @newdayhustle 2 роки тому +16

    19:51 Gordon Ramsay has never made me laugh but I lost it here 🤣🤣

  • @MJ27129
    @MJ27129 6 років тому +293

    -PLONKER!!!
    -TWAT!!!!
    I died on that part hahaha

    • @RandomNoisyBoy
      @RandomNoisyBoy 4 роки тому +5

      OUTRAGEOUZ thirsty ass

    • @solismax65
      @solismax65 4 роки тому +1

      OUTRAGEOUZ hitting on someone on UA-cam lmao that’s a first

    • @MJ27129
      @MJ27129 4 роки тому +3

      @@solismax65 *it was time for Thomas to leave.. He has seen all..* Smh 😂😂

    • @albertpetrovichiii
      @albertpetrovichiii 4 роки тому

      I will say that MJ is pretty beautiful, tho. That is all, I'm out. ✌✌✌ Later, f*cks.

  • @KowitaG
    @KowitaG 8 років тому +256

    "Mr Chipmunk"
    I lost my shit there

  • @deanathan
    @deanathan 4 роки тому +40

    Literally every episode I’ve watched and rewatched, I keep asking why these owners even agree to have one of the greatest chefs in this generation, someone who has been through everything and whose experience is invaluable, help them if they’re gonna just going to keep a closed mind, disrespects him and be resistant towards every suggestion

    • @julian-3477
      @julian-3477 4 роки тому

      Being paid for it 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @criminallyautistic8372
      @criminallyautistic8372 3 роки тому +2

      Because their version of "help" translates to sugar coating it for them.

  • @vlmoo.4065
    @vlmoo.4065 4 роки тому +18

    “Like a troll looking for your spanner.” - I freaking died.- 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @1260451
    @1260451 8 років тому +803

    "You don't have to be so rude" *turn away and leave
    Literally every winning argument with a girl was depicted there.

    • @namelessasdf
      @namelessasdf 8 років тому +11

      every
      time

    • @JustinJTime
      @JustinJTime 8 років тому +2

      +[WDS]Gerino YUUUUUUP! :D

    • @KeithRoberts
      @KeithRoberts 8 років тому +68

      Yup! When you're used to constant entitlement, being treated like everybody else feels like an insult.

    • @GunTech
      @GunTech 7 років тому +19

      Well, basically you could just go around town treating every woman you see like shit, if that's your thing. As long is nobody is nearby, you won't get beaten to a pulp. And then you could say you won all of the arguments with the girls.

    • @yourarchnemesis8453
      @yourarchnemesis8453 7 років тому +82

      pathetic white knight found ^

  • @slappyslapslap3692
    @slappyslapslap3692 4 роки тому +456

    I love how Brits argue... one makes an accusation and the other repeats the accusation... YOUR DELUSIONAL!! DELUSIONAL? I'M DELUSIONAL?

    • @jasonjd84
      @jasonjd84 4 роки тому +3

      Better than the dumb Americans, who reply to "You're in denial" with "I'm not in denial!" showing how in denial they are.

    • @a.j.duncan2050
      @a.j.duncan2050 4 роки тому +18

      @@jasonjd84 Both examples are equally dumb.

    • @smellyshart442
      @smellyshart442 2 роки тому

      @@jasonjd84 better than? Both are literally the same

  • @AaronF2112
    @AaronF2112 4 роки тому +13

    The world needs more people like this, people be on way too much bullshit these days

  • @technomage6736
    @technomage6736 4 роки тому +10

    Omg that last clip was great with those chicks cracking up 😆

  • @willrisher6049
    @willrisher6049 4 роки тому +618

    I’d be scared af to even make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

    • @kawonarnold5505
      @kawonarnold5505 4 роки тому +62

      Gordon Ramsay voice the peanut butter is raw u donkey

    • @Killing_Edge
      @Killing_Edge 4 роки тому +72

      He takes a bite,"It's shit. The peanut butter tastes frozen."

    • @butthead6841
      @butthead6841 4 роки тому +38

      You forgot to cut the crust...!
      You fucking.. idiot!

    • @moonlighthunter5421
      @moonlighthunter5421 4 роки тому +31

      The bread is moldy! The peanut butter is overly oily! The jelly is fucking frozen! You DONKEY!!

    • @hardcoredoom5892
      @hardcoredoom5892 4 роки тому +24

      “Is this Skippy? Fuck yourself. I’ll buy you a ticket so you can fuck off back to your bedroom.”

  • @elizabethmarie5269
    @elizabethmarie5269 8 років тому +509

    it's so british I love it

    • @thehighfive1749
      @thehighfive1749 8 років тому +3

      He's Scottish

    • @GirEland89
      @GirEland89 8 років тому +27

      +The High Five Scottish people are British the last time I checked...smh

    • @Spherehead123
      @Spherehead123 8 років тому +2

      +Vinit Trivedi You're just naming every English, Scottish, and Welsh citizens as British. Its like you're naming an American a "Western".

    • @Spherehead123
      @Spherehead123 8 років тому +1

      TL;DR ;)
      An indescribable long response makes it iffy.

    • @mikeh996
      @mikeh996 7 років тому

      or Canadian, Argentinian, Brazilian....American

  • @romacechina
    @romacechina Рік тому +13

    Rachel I think, is possibly the worst owner I have seen in both versions of Kitchen Knightmares, which is a bold claim to make considering the list of the worst owners is long, but the reason I choose her overall compared to Joe, Sebastian, Alan, Michel, David, Keith, Lisa, Gen and even Amy and Sammy, is that she actually had the chance to make her vegan restaurant a success compared to the others who were going to pretty much fail because of their bad personality's, inability to manage a restaurant or sheer delusion overall.
    With the chef her dad brought in, the unique selling point of being one of the few vegan restaurants at the time in Paris. But because she was too lazy to put any effort into it, she shut it down, leaving India trapped in Paris, her father in debt because of her laziness in running the place, which is all truly mind-boggling and a real waste.
    Thank goodness Gordon stepped in and gave India an internship that led her to become a success in her own right. So at least something came of the whole fiscal.

  • @jamesmckee3800
    @jamesmckee3800 29 днів тому +1

    The servers losing it at the end was priceless. Nice.

  • @heartoffire8481
    @heartoffire8481 7 років тому +691

    *Gordon Ramsey for president*

  • @justinv1827
    @justinv1827 7 років тому +35

    "I rather fuck off home" I say that everyday

  • @brandonmcgrew4367
    @brandonmcgrew4367 Рік тому +8

    This is such a great compilation. Thank you for this!! The absolute best part of watching Ramsay is when he’s laying into someone😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FPSAntarctica
    @FPSAntarctica 4 роки тому +5

    "Dont talk to me like im a child" says the guy acting like a child.

  • @firingallcylinders2949
    @firingallcylinders2949 4 роки тому +246

    7:48...the British when the French helped the Americans during the Revolution

  • @Wesbour
    @Wesbour 4 роки тому +238

    “As long as there’s a hole in my butt these potatoes have been in the fryer”

    • @colethriamckinley6208
      @colethriamckinley6208 4 роки тому +5

      My favorite line! And I'm using it from here on out!🤣🤣😎

    • @knarfhglahaneerg2024
      @knarfhglahaneerg2024 4 роки тому

      Well after Sean's hot wings I think he has 2

    • @taylorglover73
      @taylorglover73 4 роки тому +4

      I literally lost it when he said that 😂😂😂😂

    • @nealpatel4255
      @nealpatel4255 Місяць тому +1

      What's wrong with potatoes being in the fryer? That's how they're meant to cooked but he obviously cooked the lot too early and ended up being soggy. Therefore they should have been cooked to order.

    • @Wesbour
      @Wesbour Місяць тому

      @@nealpatel4255 absolutely nothing

  • @mikerowave1986
    @mikerowave1986 6 місяців тому +3

    3:33 - I like how promptly he can close arguments

  • @christianangelone2118
    @christianangelone2118 4 роки тому +10

    17:42 “Why have I WOT???”

  • @ItsOver9000000
    @ItsOver9000000 7 років тому +82

    "You're more laid back than a fucking iron board."
    I love this man XD

  • @chownful
    @chownful 8 років тому +238

    "As long as I have a hole in my butt..." that's the first time i've heard that phrase...

    • @krisphung88
      @krisphung88 8 років тому +2

      +chownful hahaha get it. because he will always have a hole in his ass

    • @zookacchi
      @zookacchi 8 років тому +21

      And soon to follow it up with "big boy". XD

    • @siriusagar338
      @siriusagar338 7 років тому

      +chaoseye wtf lol

    • @miarubyy
      @miarubyy 7 років тому

      Not my first time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @girl123interrupted
    @girl123interrupted 5 місяців тому +3

    “Stop shouting, you’re just going to run off and start smoking” 😂😂

  • @AndroidVageta1
    @AndroidVageta1 9 років тому +232

    Gordon is such a badass.

  • @SocialistFinn1
    @SocialistFinn1 8 років тому +52

    This is why I love the UK version. No censoring, no over dramatic fake scripted scenes and Gordon screams more.

    • @SocialistFinn1
      @SocialistFinn1 8 років тому +1

      Also I love these arguments with their British accents :D

  • @chriscraven9335
    @chriscraven9335 4 роки тому +4

    15:20: love this interrupter, got me cracking the hell up😆

  • @epic321123
    @epic321123 4 роки тому +3

    2:00 I love these arguments where you don't know if you're being insulted and if you should insult back or not, they're so relatable

  • @Jerrongamereview
    @Jerrongamereview 8 років тому +356

    I would pay lots of money to see Gordon Ramsay and Joe Pesci insult eachother

    • @Walruswhale
      @Walruswhale 8 років тому +4

      +Mōmoku no pesci would win

    • @Deadpool69ftw
      @Deadpool69ftw 8 років тому +2

      +Mōmoku no I'd add extra to add Dennis Leary to the mix

    • @Walruswhale
      @Walruswhale 8 років тому +5

      denis leary is a fucking HACK

    • @TheAgentmigs
      @TheAgentmigs 8 років тому

      +Mōmoku no ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

    • @icansmellyou7440
      @icansmellyou7440 8 років тому

      +OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP YES YES DO IT YES