Relax with Arthur Morgan | Red Dead Redemption 2 ASMR

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  • @huskydragon2000
    @huskydragon2000 5 років тому +4930

    Arthur: Dutch I want to do ASMR... I insist...
    Dutch: He insists...

    • @conkerlive101
      @conkerlive101 5 років тому +182

      Whispers: I gave you all I had Dutch

    • @LIQUID_556
      @LIQUID_556 5 років тому +94

      A l l t h e m y e a r s d u t c h

    • @barackobama1099
      @barackobama1099 5 років тому +85

      i *I* *M* *P* *L* *O* *R* *E* you to let me do these asmr videos Dutch!

    • @huskydragon2000
      @huskydragon2000 5 років тому +17

      @@isacjurvakainen6428 What are you lookin' at?

    • @EK5388-e7t
      @EK5388-e7t 5 років тому +35

      It’s for some extra MUNEH

  • @jhonnysins3039
    @jhonnysins3039 5 років тому +5565

    Arthur: puts 1 million dallars in the money box
    Dutch: we neeeed money...

    • @mustachecrab9669
      @mustachecrab9669 4 роки тому +158

      We just need some more god damn money!

    • @ReignsIsKing
      @ReignsIsKing 4 роки тому +94

      Don’t disrespect Dutch boi

    • @SomeBody-cl3ph
      @SomeBody-cl3ph 4 роки тому +56

      Shush black lung

    • @Gustavo-op3rh
      @Gustavo-op3rh 4 роки тому +32

      MORE ONE TIME

    • @obamabinboolin8128
      @obamabinboolin8128 4 роки тому +19

      Some Bödy he ain’t no black lung he a hero that should never‘ve died ain’t that right Arthur

  • @kaminsod4077
    @kaminsod4077 5 років тому +5602

    Nothin like a bit of tingles after puttin down some O'Driscolls.

  • @Gamer-bw8lm
    @Gamer-bw8lm 4 роки тому +2469

    Arthur Morgan put a lot of people to sleep, but never this way

  • @Kamui_MG
    @Kamui_MG 5 років тому +3517

    *Arthur Rift Pulls you close and whispers in your ear* "I have Tuberculosis" *Then gently coughs*

    • @mrburnt_hashbrown3575
      @mrburnt_hashbrown3575 5 років тому +162

      STOP FUELING MY DEPRESSION IM ALREADY HIGH ENOUGH

    • @glizzyjoint3715
      @glizzyjoint3715 4 роки тому +19

      Mr Burnt_Hashbrown ayo I’m on narcan for doing acid

    • @jacklambeth1044
      @jacklambeth1044 4 роки тому +64

      That DaMn FarMER

    • @BunnyBlazin
      @BunnyBlazin 4 роки тому +68

      O-ohh dadddy spread that tuberculosis all o-over!~ ngh! UwU

    • @stanlytherobot4933
      @stanlytherobot4933 4 роки тому +26

      @@BunnyBlazin are you from The Click?

  • @gemkrause
    @gemkrause 5 років тому +2558

    DUTCH : what else have you been doing behind my back?
    ARTHUR: Asmr videos, Dutch.

  • @connorwalsh5692
    @connorwalsh5692 5 років тому +2794

    This didn’t make me tired it just made me get up and play red dead

    • @BunnyBlazin
      @BunnyBlazin 4 роки тому +32

      Same

    • @brandhey60
      @brandhey60 4 роки тому +12

      Connor Walsh true

    • @ComradeChaos
      @ComradeChaos 4 роки тому +68

      Lol it’s 1 am and now I’m playing red dead fishing for some bass it just be like that sometimes

    • @daynecee683
      @daynecee683 4 роки тому +29

      I want to so bad but I’ve gotta wake up early tomorrow

    • @youraveragefatman1804
      @youraveragefatman1804 4 роки тому +7

      Me as well good sir

  • @johnmarston2227
    @johnmarston2227 3 роки тому +467

    God dammit Arthur, I asked you to go get an oil wagon and instead you’re whispering in Lenny’s ear

  • @Vergil9O
    @Vergil9O 4 роки тому +1897

    LT: Stranger
    0:56 B: Threaten
    1:03 X: Defuse

  • @christianwilson4895
    @christianwilson4895 4 роки тому +1846

    *walks into someone else's house armed with rifles and wearing a mask*
    "Relax, I'm only joking."

    • @lilphoenixtl
      @lilphoenixtl 4 роки тому +48

      I always think of it clipping to your character walking in with a bandana on and the shopkeeper saying "TAKE THAT MASK OFF"

    • @rikyjohnson1559
      @rikyjohnson1559 4 роки тому +65

      *Antagonize*
      *DEFUSE*

    • @Joey_Star_
      @Joey_Star_ 4 роки тому +35

      "don't worry my friend, it's just a prank, you can see the camera over yonder"

    • @db790h
      @db790h 4 роки тому +8

      @@shortysavage6094 😂 fishing whilst listening to rdr2 asmr

    • @db790h
      @db790h 4 роки тому +3

      @@shortysavage6094 it did?

  • @aidanadkins5922
    @aidanadkins5922 5 років тому +2716

    This guy must have the most bizarre Amazon purchase history ever.

  • @H1storyRemembers
    @H1storyRemembers 3 роки тому +78

    Putting ASMR and Red Dead Redemption 2 together is, fun.
    “It’s always relaxing to hear the trigger of a six shooter being pulled.”
    So I know how you played as Arthur.

  • @GreenxJM3x
    @GreenxJM3x 5 років тому +914

    Opens door, slowly walks in and whipsers "aha found ya Lenneh!"

  • @COAagent
    @COAagent 5 років тому +681

    Arthur's honor would increase after he leaves the cabin.

    • @a.ortega4505
      @a.ortega4505 5 років тому +10

      Ryan he literally said my double action! And shower a single action

    • @Extra_Three
      @Extra_Three 2 роки тому +1

      @@a.ortega4505 and he said carbine repeater when its a Lancaster lol

  • @dutchvanderlinde6349
    @dutchvanderlinde6349 5 років тому +11128

    WE'RE NOT CRIMINALS ARTHUR..... WE'RE OUTLAWS!

  • @joshfernandez7318
    @joshfernandez7318 3 роки тому +250

    POV: You are an Englishman called Gavin and Arthur doesn’t even know it

  • @archieshannon10
    @archieshannon10 5 років тому +4061

    This cured my lumbago.

    • @BunnyBlazin
      @BunnyBlazin 4 роки тому +68

      Uncle why are you here?

    • @jacobholmes7924
      @jacobholmes7924 4 роки тому +47

      John the rock farmer

    • @BunnyBlazin
      @BunnyBlazin 4 роки тому +31

      @@jacobholmes7924 John the lumbago farmer

    • @lerombus6020
      @lerombus6020 4 роки тому +31

      Too bad it didn’t cure Arthur’s tuberculosis!

    • @BunnyBlazin
      @BunnyBlazin 4 роки тому +14

      @@lerombus6020 rest in piece baby 😢

  • @GrandmasterV_1
    @GrandmasterV_1 5 років тому +701

    This was all a plot Arthur was a distraction so the crew could sneak past and take all the persons assorted biscuits

    • @ferno1ogy
      @ferno1ogy 5 років тому +5

      Tsuj Akinom oh fuck

    • @Highland762mm
      @Highland762mm 5 років тому +10

      I swear, me and a few of my friends were talking about the game and someone says..."man, do yall use them assorted biscuits at all?" And basically all in unison say "gosh yeah". They are perfect.

    • @brandonbrowett3114
      @brandonbrowett3114 5 років тому +2

      Tsuj Akinom OOF

    • @blonded0532
      @blonded0532 5 років тому +4

      Tsuj Akinom classic oatcakes are the best and most convenient provision in the game, don’t @ me

    • @TheDude420.69
      @TheDude420.69 5 років тому +1

      those are the best healing core item Wait
      ... THE BISCUTS GAVE ARTHUR TB!

  • @xredex6443
    @xredex6443 4 роки тому +1729

    Imagine if somebody opened violently the door and screamed at the top of his lungs LENNEEEEH

    • @screwflower7647
      @screwflower7647 4 роки тому +20

      I wonder who would it be

    • @Insane.I
      @Insane.I 4 роки тому +24

      It might wake me up but it would be worth it

    • @banana-vo2cr
      @banana-vo2cr 4 роки тому +11

      Wait there's two Arthur Morgans is this a time paradox????

    • @salim5394
      @salim5394 4 роки тому +6

      hi

    • @Stickygrenade-
      @Stickygrenade- 4 роки тому

      It's you or me buddeh

  • @peachykeen4741
    @peachykeen4741 4 роки тому +363

    “I’ve killed quite a few folks with this”
    Me: sO rElAxInG

    • @tex8564
      @tex8564 4 роки тому +9

      as a convicted War Criminal, I can confirm, it is very relaxing indeed.

    • @lilsideburns3667
      @lilsideburns3667 3 роки тому +3

      @@tex8564 amazing achievement what did you do

    • @tex8564
      @tex8564 3 роки тому +3

      @@lilsideburns3667 let's just say my Vacation to The Balkans in the 90s was quite thrilling.

  • @IndigenousRealGuy
    @IndigenousRealGuy 5 років тому +1594

    I was expecting a
    “ARE YOU TINGLED YET BOAH”
    I’m slightly disappointed

    • @jjclark1035
      @jjclark1035 4 роки тому +22

      Easy boah itll come

    • @jjclark1035
      @jjclark1035 4 роки тому +13

      @rihardo123 damn dude thats a good one you should tell the other kindergartners that

    • @somerandomdude8840
      @somerandomdude8840 4 роки тому +3

      *starts to rattle me bones

    • @hammedburger3712
      @hammedburger3712 4 роки тому +2

      @@jjclark1035 dunno what you expect from a dude with a wojak pfp lol.

    • @divine5340
      @divine5340 4 роки тому

      The way Arthur actually says boi is awesome like cmon “CMERE BOAH”

  • @ManWithNoFilter
    @ManWithNoFilter 5 років тому +882

    What other people see:relax with Arthur Morgan ASMR
    What I see:Red Dead Relaxin

  • @JHohenhauser
    @JHohenhauser 5 років тому +2766

    Arthur survived RDR2 and became an ASMRist in Tahiti.

    • @neolam
      @neolam 5 років тому +33

      i still seeing his heroic ending(depends which ending you got) and tears dropped

    • @gingerbreadhat6865
      @gingerbreadhat6865 5 років тому +43

      Tahiti.... It's a magical place

    • @juniorjektoir1828
      @juniorjektoir1828 5 років тому +7

      Das the second Secret ending

    • @hakonleira6525
      @hakonleira6525 5 років тому +2

      AngRepublika _ Muneh

    • @jedidogma
      @jedidogma 5 років тому +19

      Dude wtf.... that's a major spoiler. What is wrong with you??

  • @xeno1019
    @xeno1019 4 роки тому +715

    Gta Fans: OMG This kid on an oppressor won’t stop killing me!
    Red dead fans: L U M B A G O

  • @YaBoiMerce
    @YaBoiMerce 5 років тому +739

    Should totally add a cowboy character to the Rift-verse

    • @niallheaton2724
      @niallheaton2724 5 років тому +15

      Merce pick me

    • @vagarityga7100
      @vagarityga7100 5 років тому +2

      I think since he got the equipment (if its not rented) he would add one

    • @Nooben0
      @Nooben0 5 років тому +4

      I think you mean a hootin tootin boy

    • @MerryweatherAlex
      @MerryweatherAlex 5 років тому

      ali kemal sancar it’s owned by rift all of his characters masks, clothes and props

    • @Dogtles
      @Dogtles 5 років тому +1

      I've been waiting for this for years

  • @lennysummers2680
    @lennysummers2680 4 роки тому +3299

    Arthur this has gotten out of hand please stop trying to whisper in my ear while I sleep.

  • @sadieadler1504
    @sadieadler1504 5 років тому +1898

    Arthur what are you doing stop breaking into peoples houses playing with your guns and then shooting them

  • @somekidwithaphone3345
    @somekidwithaphone3345 3 роки тому +102

    “How do you know who I am?”
    I take control of your body from time to time and act like a pyhscopath

    • @the_rat_king9796
      @the_rat_king9796 3 роки тому +3

      I prefer sociopath pyhscopath has something about it that’s worse

    • @somekidwithaphone3345
      @somekidwithaphone3345 3 роки тому +2

      @@the_rat_king9796 I make a ton of explosive shotgun ammo and fire bottles need I explain more

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 3 роки тому +1

      @@somekidwithaphone3345 ah yes, burning people alive. My favorite part of the game tbh

    • @somekidwithaphone3345
      @somekidwithaphone3345 3 роки тому

      @@TheUncivilizedNation yes

    • @christiantanner9728
      @christiantanner9728 2 роки тому

      @@TheUncivilizedNation here 9 months later to express something even more spectacular, I love the exquisite feeling of throwing bountys off a cliff after burning them to a crisp and unloading hundreds of bullets into them

  • @BattleDroid739
    @BattleDroid739 5 років тому +209

    "Wow look at all these cool suits and items, grandpa must've been a really cool guy!"
    "Yeah, he used these things to whisper in people's ears and comfort them."

    • @captainpanic3616
      @captainpanic3616 5 років тому +11

      "The absolute legend."

    • @dartedvader
      @dartedvader 5 років тому +5

      Well little Timmy he made the ASMR version of old town road too.

    • @TheDeathChamber10
      @TheDeathChamber10 5 років тому +2

      W.D. Gaster FUCK NO NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @braydon8783
    @braydon8783 5 років тому +775

    This cured both my lumbago and Tuberculosis
    I now have faith

    • @BiggieBig_
      @BiggieBig_ 5 років тому +11

      But do you have more money?

    • @yawningcheese4410
      @yawningcheese4410 5 років тому

      Braydon Geiger gud for you. I had to do 13 months of rehab and lumbagex for my lumbago to get cured

    • @gravepatch
      @gravepatch 5 років тому

      @@BiggieBig_ Goddamit i was gonna comment this.

    • @gravepatch
      @gravepatch 5 років тому +2

      @@BiggieBig_ its " *MUNEH* " not " *money* "

    • @crazyscottishboi3822
      @crazyscottishboi3822 5 років тому +4

      What about a plan?

  • @shekelgoldstein
    @shekelgoldstein 5 років тому +703

    0:00 - intro (talking)
    4:20 - gloves
    7:40 - spurs
    10:35 - talking
    14:15 - hat
    17:15 - lancaster repeater
    21:20 - revolvers
    31:30 - satchel
    33:35 - gun oil
    35:15 - hair tonic
    38:00 - pomade
    40:35 - cigarette cards
    48:08 - journal
    54:00 outro

  • @youraveragefatman1804
    @youraveragefatman1804 4 роки тому +32

    The Fact that he said Downes Ranch made me cry inside

  • @The_Buddy_Christ
    @The_Buddy_Christ 5 років тому +427

    Arthur Morgan relaxes you,1899 colorized

    • @sommermiller3261
      @sommermiller3261 5 років тому

      PelizzaTheFirst what

    • @EK5388-e7t
      @EK5388-e7t 5 років тому +5

      Gunslinger discovers Satisfying nerve triggers, 1899 colorized

    • @alex-yl9ms
      @alex-yl9ms 5 років тому

      That one guy This is earlier than 1899.

    • @landonfritz2563
      @landonfritz2563 5 років тому

      Hell yea brother. let them swing

  • @trappakappa8950
    @trappakappa8950 5 років тому +3699

    What the hell have you been doin behind my back Arthur?
    With all these likes, maybe Arthur can start to see a little bit of faith.

    • @AnonyMous-ob3yy
      @AnonyMous-ob3yy 5 років тому +78

      Where’s you’re GODDAME FATH

    • @bangalt3r590
      @bangalt3r590 5 років тому +38

      Getting Money for your plan, I reckon

    • @Dreadder
      @Dreadder 5 років тому +29

      Uh oh he found out Arthur is doing asmr again

    • @micahbell347
      @micahbell347 5 років тому +55

      Dutch we can still get the money!!!

    • @leojay5076
      @leojay5076 5 років тому +8

      @@Dreadder hello there

  • @whostheogrefromshrek8953
    @whostheogrefromshrek8953 5 років тому +588

    You'd like to hear the sounds of my bullets?
    *Literally starts shooting*

    • @poppaprinny1391
      @poppaprinny1391 5 років тому +7

      This literally has me wheezing

    • @itsyecow8280
      @itsyecow8280 5 років тому +42

      *activates deadeye*

    • @ViperRulerlm
      @ViperRulerlm 5 років тому +38

      "Helping You Fall Asleep with A Shotgun Blast to the Face ASMR"

    • @xxx9edgelord6xxx81
      @xxx9edgelord6xxx81 5 років тому +12

      @@ViperRulerlm I mean, it will put you asleep. Permenantly

    • @trentongoddard9583
      @trentongoddard9583 5 років тому +4

      ITS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH NOON

  • @sjoerd.2004
    @sjoerd.2004 4 роки тому +40

    Arthur: “HAHA FOUND YA LENNY”
    Lenny: “what are you doing Arthur”
    Arthur: “Calm down, I’m just making an Asmr video”

  • @elyaakabiayman8911
    @elyaakabiayman8911 5 років тому +564

    Uncle er the type of guy to maintain eye contact with his barber

    • @jedyzichterman358
      @jedyzichterman358 5 років тому +23

      ElYaakabi Ayman Underappreciated comment

    • @madtitan2174
      @madtitan2174 5 років тому +11

      he the type of guy to cut his own hair an make an asmr video out of it

    • @meme_aids
      @meme_aids 5 років тому +2

      @@madtitan2174 While keeping eye contact the whole time

    • @colindaughtrey665
      @colindaughtrey665 5 років тому

      Do you see his hair, what barber?

  • @arghunqon3774
    @arghunqon3774 5 років тому +1351

    This video cured my Lumbago

    • @abnormaltetricitisrex7269
      @abnormaltetricitisrex7269 5 років тому +2

      BeardOil 424 what’s lumbago

    • @mrswizzlestickz2646
      @mrswizzlestickz2646 5 років тому +53

      Hey dude that's not cool. Lumbago is a very serious disease that cannot be cured and has no symptoms but still very very very very very slowly eats away at your body until you die....of natural causes. But the Lumbago does make it quicker.

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 5 років тому +13

      @@abnormaltetricitisrex7269 Lumbagouttahere

    • @davidmari2122
      @davidmari2122 5 років тому

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 років тому +1

      I typed the EXACT same thing just a little too late

  • @hentaiislife248
    @hentaiislife248 5 років тому +541

    You've yee'd your last haw, pardner

    • @howdy3670
      @howdy3670 5 років тому +4

      Hentai IsLife 🤠

    • @Liliasgaming
      @Liliasgaming 5 років тому +2

      Dam it he seen da meme

    • @VierArgonaut
      @VierArgonaut 5 років тому +8

      So we’re just going to ignore this guys name..... ok.

    • @pacampara123
      @pacampara123 5 років тому +11

      You've yippee'd yer last ka-yay you solm biyitch

    • @staticc44
      @staticc44 5 років тому +9

      @@VierArgonaut dude, the internet.. if his name weirds you out at this point you must be new here

  • @LORD_VOID
    @LORD_VOID 4 роки тому +99

    Arthur: I'm gonna go to a feller named downes---
    Me: *PAUSES VIDEO SO ARTHUR DOESNT GO THERE*

    • @Zinc_Nitrogen
      @Zinc_Nitrogen 4 роки тому +1

      I played red dead but I don't get it

    • @Zinc_Nitrogen
      @Zinc_Nitrogen 4 роки тому

      Oh I just remembered him nvm
      He s the one who gave Arthur tuberculosis.

    • @r3ady780
      @r3ady780 3 роки тому

      @@Zinc_Nitrogen I beat the game but don't remember this?

    • @randomcustodes6345
      @randomcustodes6345 3 роки тому

      @@r3ady780 he coughs in Arthur’s eyes and gives him TB

    • @randomcustodes6345
      @randomcustodes6345 3 роки тому

      @Mason Guyette The tb messes up his lungs. In the last stages, it’s extremely hard even now to treat. Arthur didn’t realise he had it until it was in its last stages. He was also working hard which made the disease worse..

  • @0utiaw217
    @0utiaw217 5 років тому +562

    Dutch:Arthur what the hell are you doing Pinkertons are coming let’s move
    Arthur:hold on let me do some asmr
    Dutch:what the hell is that
    Arthur:you will see

    • @sgt.flippy2389
      @sgt.flippy2389 4 роки тому +21

      *After Arthur intentionally lures Dutch into a deep slumber he then continues to ditch the gang with just 10$ from the disposals box with him. He is now in Tahiti living the Dream*

    • @dutchvanderlinde3227
      @dutchvanderlinde3227 4 роки тому +9

      It’s worth it

    • @drake-rq9nn
      @drake-rq9nn 3 роки тому +2

      @@dutchvanderlinde3227 welp dutch's plan did work out in the end huh

    • @SUPERCOOLGUYDUDE
      @SUPERCOOLGUYDUDE 3 роки тому +2

      @@dutchvanderlinde3227 we need money.

  • @grendel7192
    @grendel7192 5 років тому +5209

    You forgot to cough uncontrollably

  • @boiledcheetos7359
    @boiledcheetos7359 5 років тому +302

    Coughing ASMR: Arthur Morgan gives you Tuberculosis.

  • @negativecreep9140
    @negativecreep9140 3 роки тому +16

    Dutch when you're getting a little too sleepy: WAKE EM' UP A LITTLE!!!

  • @jasoncrawford4185
    @jasoncrawford4185 5 років тому +126

    Arthur: My names-
    Me: *LET ME HEAR YOUR GLOVES*

  • @mACABREnOIR
    @mACABREnOIR 5 років тому +564

    Me: *starts videos and closes eyes preparing to relax*
    Rift: *WHERES THE GODDAMN MONEY*

  • @pinesy9452
    @pinesy9452 5 років тому +120

    When I saw the title I thought it was just gonna be him walking in the room and whispering 'yee haw' and walking away.

    • @Kat-Bat
      @Kat-Bat 5 років тому +1

      inhaler lol! Would that have been better or worse than this?

    • @Narurulla123
      @Narurulla123 5 років тому

      Knowing Uncle ER, I would have not been surprised 😂

  • @cxpycxt13
    @cxpycxt13 4 роки тому +75

    Dutch: we need money.
    Preston Garvey: there’s a settlement nearby with money, I’ll mark it on your map.

    • @sethrowley8086
      @sethrowley8086 4 роки тому +4

      No it’s too powerful

    • @Zinc_Nitrogen
      @Zinc_Nitrogen 4 роки тому +4

      Settler:I'm not sure where the raiders are.
      Preston:it's okay we 'll just-
      Dutch:YOU CALL THEM NOW .
      WHERE ARE YOUR PINKERTONS NOW HUH!

    • @arinsam69420
      @arinsam69420 4 роки тому +1

      Its pronounced "muneh"

    • @Gamer_Mama_0611
      @Gamer_Mama_0611 11 місяців тому

      Preston: We have a fortified Castle that next to a deserted Island
      Dutch:...an island

  • @Koomoee
    @Koomoee 5 років тому +1731

    Hotel? *L U M B A G O*

    • @FreakOut229
      @FreakOut229 5 років тому +15

      hahahah LMFAO

    • @Ridalix
      @Ridalix 5 років тому +2

      Lmao hhhahah

    • @ssnake3461
      @ssnake3461 5 років тому +6

      Don’t worry, i gotta a plan!

    • @ThePennyman503
      @ThePennyman503 5 років тому +4

      I thought it was trivago?

    • @recruityboiii4485
      @recruityboiii4485 5 років тому +18

      @@ThePennyman503 I really hope this is a joke if not R/woosh 😂

  • @grey_skies1978
    @grey_skies1978 5 років тому +467

    I love how you perfectly imitated Arthur’s “sure”

  • @diamondgamez6730
    @diamondgamez6730 4 роки тому +730

    Dutch: ''We are not criminals Arthur!''
    Arthur: ''Then what are we?''
    Dutch: ''We are ASMRtists!''
    Arthur: ''...''

    • @MrMcSonny
      @MrMcSonny 4 роки тому +26

      Thats when Dutch finally lost his mind

    • @kenway3454
      @kenway3454 4 роки тому +7

      LENNY !?

    • @user-schepa_t
      @user-schepa_t 4 роки тому +8

      alright boah

    • @sgt.mittens2451
      @sgt.mittens2451 4 роки тому +3

      Arthur: “Uhh...*coughs* what, is that? *coughs*
      Dutch: ”we whisper in your ear.”
      Arthur: *coughs while wheezing* “The hell? Are you having a heat stro, *coughs* troke?”

    • @GoodOlRoll
      @GoodOlRoll 3 роки тому

      *PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN*

  • @darthmaul5081
    @darthmaul5081 3 роки тому +47

    I‘m still playing rdr2 and it‘s still the Best game I‘ve ever played

    • @cloaker5445
      @cloaker5445 3 роки тому +2

      Only thing is on ps4 sounds like you're arming a bomb

    • @prism_of_selves
      @prism_of_selves Рік тому

      real

    • @JTripleCs
      @JTripleCs 5 місяців тому

      I’ve just finished the game

  • @RogueGonzo12
    @RogueGonzo12 5 років тому +535

    Dutch: geld him
    Bill: YEAH
    Arthur: hold on a second there Bill
    Bill: what for Arthur?
    Arthur: I got something in mind
    (Arthur walks up close to Kieran's ear)
    Arthur: you wanna hear the sound of my gloves?
    Kieran: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Mointuspointus
      @Mointuspointus 5 років тому +12

      It's better than having your balls umm what's the word?...

    • @RogueGonzo12
      @RogueGonzo12 5 років тому +14

      @@Mointuspointus castrated

    • @Mointuspointus
      @Mointuspointus 5 років тому +9

      Yeah that

    • @prettykewlanima1003
      @prettykewlanima1003 5 років тому +5

      How bout' the tappin on the stock o' my rifle? Mmm, that noise.

    • @braydencirton9354
      @braydencirton9354 5 років тому +2

      When he was riding the horse with his head in his hands, how did his head not fall, how did his hands stay up, how did the horse know where to go? So many questions

  • @CaptainWaldoe
    @CaptainWaldoe 5 років тому +849

    so sad that when you walked in you didn't say "Hey there, mister!"

  • @TCMk23
    @TCMk23 5 років тому +457

    Now Rift, I have a plan for more tingles but first we need moooore money!

    • @notthalis9545
      @notthalis9545 5 років тому +7

      Arthur Morgan, my name is Dutch Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, and we need moooooore money!

    • @milkayy380
      @milkayy380 5 років тому +4

      Just one good score and we can leave this place.

    • @theta_clips
      @theta_clips 5 років тому +3

      TCMk23 MUNEH*

    • @gravepatch
      @gravepatch 5 років тому +3

      "I come fo' muneh, *MUNEH* " *makes a money hand gesture*

    • @finestin92
      @finestin92 5 років тому +2

      But do you have a plan? It must be an easy one because of my LuMbaGo

  • @IsThatLLucidx
    @IsThatLLucidx 3 роки тому +19

    My dead eye core just went up watching this

  • @sage5891
    @sage5891 5 років тому +75

    When he asked “if your wondering how I got my beard and hair so long” and then pulls out the hair tonic I thought this was a sponsored video for a second. 35:05

  • @jaymondlei8153
    @jaymondlei8153 5 років тому +360

    The good, the bad, and the tingly.

    • @enumaelish9193
      @enumaelish9193 5 років тому +4

      Jaymond Lei Lee Van Sleep as The Bad

    • @MLA-noah
      @MLA-noah 5 років тому +6

      A fistful of tingles

    • @Markusplier2
      @Markusplier2 5 років тому +7

      For a few tingles more

    • @imtired475
      @imtired475 5 років тому +1

      Once upon a time in the Tingle

    • @ses694
      @ses694 5 років тому +2

      The Tingleslinger

  • @seebcar1403
    @seebcar1403 5 років тому +322

    14:24 the line on your forehead is the proof to the statement

    • @sk83r59
      @sk83r59 5 років тому +22

      Yep, hes been wearing it for years xD. The amount of likes this comment gets is how many years he has been wearing it.

    • @corngod8082
      @corngod8082 5 років тому +21

      Sk8er8dude Gaming I guess none

    • @Chaos1226DBD
      @Chaos1226DBD 5 років тому +1

      @@corngod8082 actually it's two now *:p*

    • @cj4210
      @cj4210 5 років тому +1

      @@sk83r59 nice. Begging for likes.

    • @sk83r59
      @sk83r59 5 років тому

      @@cj4210 ikr. People do stuff for stupid shit, such as clickbait! You should know this by now, and idk if u knew, but likes on comments don't do anything. It's 2019, live with it! :)

  • @Gamer_Mama_0611
    @Gamer_Mama_0611 11 місяців тому +3

    I am loving all the many different little sounds. The leather gloves, the creaking of the wooden floors, the spurs, everything. All that plus the binaural microphone.

  • @yk_049
    @yk_049 5 років тому +211

    imagine arthur coming back to camp from this trip, gathering the gang around the campfire for a nice, classy asmr session

  • @stef248
    @stef248 5 років тому +170

    21:36
    “Which one would you care to listen to first? Cattleman revolver? Alright. Good choice.”
    *Shoots you with the cattleman*

  • @peaks781
    @peaks781 5 років тому +122

    “You want me to tap on it?”
    “SHORE”

  • @od1291
    @od1291 4 роки тому +17

    Goes around the map and finds every single gold bar worth over 5000. Arthur: We need MONEH Dutch

  • @1400-s1r
    @1400-s1r 5 років тому +298

    ER: your house looks neglected and needs to be fixed
    Me: *LET ME HEAR THE SOUND OF YOUR GLOVES*

    • @Antunes762
      @Antunes762 5 років тому

      Wdym with "ER"?

    • @jupiterstarr8954
      @jupiterstarr8954 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @egorb6441
      @egorb6441 5 років тому +1

      Я открываю коммент и он меняется

  • @Mxtthew24
    @Mxtthew24 5 років тому +413

    “Money Lending and Other Sins IV completed”

    • @SEESBoy-hy8jz
      @SEESBoy-hy8jz 5 років тому +20

      "Strauss needs to speak with you"

    • @Mxtthew24
      @Mxtthew24 5 років тому +11

      I love this community.

  • @JustAGigolo1985
    @JustAGigolo1985 5 років тому +1926

    Normal People: Boy
    Memester’s: Boi
    Red Dead Redemption 2 Fans: Boah
    Edit: Thank you for the likes and I'm happy I was able to make ya'll laugh and or smile.

    • @y0mama152
      @y0mama152 5 років тому +14

      American Railroading Productions it’s so true I remember when I was a normal person now I’m at red dead redemption fan

    • @apethemovie5616
      @apethemovie5616 5 років тому +4

      Realest thing I heard all day😂😂😂

    • @JustAGigolo1985
      @JustAGigolo1985 5 років тому +1

      @@apethemovie5616 Thanks

    • @JustAGigolo1985
      @JustAGigolo1985 5 років тому +1

      @@y0mama152 Same

    • @SlavicBoi
      @SlavicBoi 5 років тому +4

      I guess I'm a Memester

  • @deadhacksteam7998
    @deadhacksteam7998 4 роки тому +13

    I honestly never cry or get emotional in general especially about games. RDR2 was the first game that made me cry by the ending and John's part. It was such a beautiful adventure! 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Megalorzs
      @Megalorzs Рік тому +2

      I can't. Cry in any games mostly because of one thing FUCKING SPOILERS

  • @יראלאור
    @יראלאור 5 років тому +174

    You have entered legendary video recommendation , find and inspect clues to watch it

    • @iamreallybored7373
      @iamreallybored7373 5 років тому +2

      No matter what you choose I still get attacked by that damn bear

    • @javierescuella2960
      @javierescuella2960 5 років тому +1

      @@iamreallybored7373 You never told us that story brother, what happened?

  • @benj.pit2449
    @benj.pit2449 5 років тому +829

    Literally no one:
    Arthur Morgan: wHo wAnTs tO hEAr mY gLoVE sOUnDs

  • @maidstonefantv7148
    @maidstonefantv7148 5 років тому +129

    Dutch randomly bursts through the door and screams WE JUST NEED MONEY!

  • @lllhama4748
    @lllhama4748 4 роки тому +47

    Arthur: coughs
    Dutch: get the hell away from me

  • @IceBear702
    @IceBear702 5 років тому +330

    What if you wanted to go to Tahiti...
    But Dutch said.. JUST ONE MORE SCORE

  • @user-nc4yb8rd3g
    @user-nc4yb8rd3g 5 років тому +418

    This guy actually looks like a RDR2 Online character lmao

  • @jeuzz3171
    @jeuzz3171 5 років тому +172

    *Looks at you with dramatic stare, picks toothpick out of mouth*
    "Boah, you don't know how long I've waited for this"

  • @bravepigster
    @bravepigster 4 роки тому +12

    Rift is the type of guy that who would set up an ammo shop in the middle of a battlefield and just calmly be making sales while everyone’s running from gunfire.

  • @ok-up4qx
    @ok-up4qx 5 років тому +234

    Imagine a guy coming into your house for no reason, and then when you tell him that you like the sound of the gloves, and the guy literally does 50 minutes of ASMR infront of your face bcz you liked the glove sound.

  • @ricksazama
    @ricksazama 5 років тому +164

    Dutch: ARTHUR! I have a plan to make us money, UA-cam Arthur
    Arthur: GODDAMIT DUTCH!!

  • @zaneman001
    @zaneman001 5 років тому +344

    Random Cowboy Breaks into Your House and Shows You His Jingle Bob's

    • @mentzert4rd
      @mentzert4rd 5 років тому +20

      Sounds like something I would find on.... A website other than youtube

    • @conradtokyo7368
      @conradtokyo7368 5 років тому +8

      Oh? On god?

    • @LVNVSmash
      @LVNVSmash 5 років тому +2

      Sounds like the beginning of a late night cinemax movie

    • @therealsmugone
      @therealsmugone 5 років тому +2

      @@LVNVSmash yeah sounds like some skinemax

    • @cowgirlannie5907
      @cowgirlannie5907 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @intention8288
    @intention8288 4 роки тому +83

    So lemme get this straight, he saw my place had its lights on, took a peek through the window, and decided to walk into my house uninvited
    Bold man indeed

    • @mrintruder
      @mrintruder 3 роки тому +9

      It’s Arthur Morgan he doesn’t need to be invited

    • @Necrom6
      @Necrom6 3 роки тому +1

      Well, he is the player character

  • @micahbell3075
    @micahbell3075 4 роки тому +365

    Dutch: arthur what are you doing behind my back
    Arthur: its complicated

  • @jackcolbert05
    @jackcolbert05 5 років тому +141

    I like how his double action is a actually a single action

    • @loekayo1227
      @loekayo1227 5 років тому +6

      You're a smart 1 i thought i was the only 1

    • @nadersabra1029
      @nadersabra1029 4 роки тому

      Me to

    • @crazyscottishboi3822
      @crazyscottishboi3822 4 роки тому +8

      And his carbine repeater is actually a Winchester or Lancaster

    • @Insane.I
      @Insane.I 4 роки тому +3

      crazy scottish boi both of those being carbine repeaters.

    • @sgt.flippy2389
      @sgt.flippy2389 4 роки тому +2

      Bc it only takes a single action to make me c- carry my Double Action

  • @MichaelSHall-ii2uq
    @MichaelSHall-ii2uq 5 років тому +32

    Dutch walks in the middle of the room yelling " I HAD A PLAN ARTHUR "

  • @tiorakuta
    @tiorakuta 9 місяців тому +4

    the fictional gunslinger that I admire most, Arthur Morgan, without a doubt the character that I like most

  • @arthurmorgan7563
    @arthurmorgan7563 4 роки тому +308

    Ok i have to tell you guys one thing
    I‘m not dead john too right now me and john live in tahiti and im making asmrs and he is a pofrssional rock farmer

    • @Insane.I
      @Insane.I 4 роки тому +9

      Arthur Morgan whut about Micah?

    • @ivycentral8694
      @ivycentral8694 4 роки тому +6

      @@Insane.I oh micah is just trying to NOT shoot the natives in Tahiti.

    • @BunnyBlazin
      @BunnyBlazin 4 роки тому +7

      ARTHUR WHAT ABOUT LENNEH?

    • @ivycentral8694
      @ivycentral8694 4 роки тому +7

      @@BunnyBlazin LENNEH MY BOY-

    • @CharCar92yt
      @CharCar92yt 4 роки тому +2

      Rock farmer youbsayt

  • @mrmans3956
    @mrmans3956 5 років тому +155

    Nobody:
    Arthur: YOU BETTER LISTEN TO MY JINGLE BOBS BOAH

  • @ericfloress3
    @ericfloress3 5 років тому +164

    I wonder if he took any hair and beard tonics

  • @thattylerguy2104
    @thattylerguy2104 3 роки тому +28

    Am I the only one who took forever to realize that Arthur's facial hair grows, I was used to gta where it was just something you could add or remove

    • @Gamer_Mama_0611
      @Gamer_Mama_0611 11 місяців тому

      No I had a fan of the game sitting beside me watching me play for the first time & they were overloading me with all the information "He can shave, or you can visit the town, oh in town you must have a bath, and also there's a theatre!!!" 😂

  • @mrburnt_hashbrown3575
    @mrburnt_hashbrown3575 5 років тому +314

    I wish asmr cured tuberculosis 😞 I'm still crying

  • @bean_eater1209
    @bean_eater1209 5 років тому +242

    Red Dead Redemption 2 unused cutscene (leaked)

  • @xnimoeee8410
    @xnimoeee8410 5 років тому +88

    Why I never saw this?!
    And the comments are Gold
    Wtf, we just need more MoOoNneEEeEyy

  • @rafaelmacias9979
    @rafaelmacias9979 2 місяці тому +3

    21:40 I do like this detail. Like in the real RDR2 the Cattleman revolver is a silver to nickel ish color. But the Double action revolver is usually darkened steel. And not to mention Micah uses 2.

  • @marth7473
    @marth7473 5 років тому +692

    What bothers me
    Has anyone seen gavin!?

  • @smashdown0776
    @smashdown0776 5 років тому +133

    Is it just me or does ER have a striking resemblance to Colm O'Drisscol?

  • @soltypeekboi5077
    @soltypeekboi5077 5 років тому +83

    Nobody:
    Arthur: AnY OnE WAnnA HeAr mY hAT SoUnDs

  • @dwaynethewokjohnson9915
    @dwaynethewokjohnson9915 4 роки тому +39

    He’s trying his hardest to greet us and not accidentally shoot us

  • @BlueCrayolaful
    @BlueCrayolaful 5 років тому +177

    "I'm heading over to Downes ranch"
    Me: "nooooo..don't go, Arthur!!"

    • @f-14enthusiast63
      @f-14enthusiast63 5 років тому

      BlueCrayolaful why?

    • @BlueCrayolaful
      @BlueCrayolaful 5 років тому +12

      @@f-14enthusiast63 if you've played the game, you'll know why he shouldn't go to Downes ranch.

    • @donovanwilliams1378
      @donovanwilliams1378 5 років тому +7

      because when the guy spits in Arthur’s face that’s how he got tuberculosis

    • @gunzail446
      @gunzail446 5 років тому +7

      Strauss:Go to Downes ranch
      Arthur:Why not
      Me:You go Strauss!

    • @prettykewlanima1003
      @prettykewlanima1003 5 років тому +8

      Ok, you all need to hear me out for this. I generally had remorse for Arthur. He tried to help his gang, and he got killed doing it. I remember, just before he was killed, I would let him go on these shopping sprees, and he would pet all the dogs he could, and help all the people he could. He died, and i felt bad. Generally bad. R.I.P. Arthur!!

  • @bombbasher
    @bombbasher 5 років тому +45

    Little do we that just before the end of RDR2, as arthur stared off into the sunset, a rift open up and out steped a plague doctor, who grabbed arthur and carried him back threw the rift.

    • @bombbasher
      @bombbasher 5 років тому +14

      Arther: where are we going?
      Corvus: we are going to Tahiti my friend.

    • @jill701
      @jill701 5 років тому +2

      This is now canon. 😭

    • @BelligerentKnight2481
      @BelligerentKnight2481 5 років тому +1

      I hope Uncle E confirms this

    • @bluepatriot6078
      @bluepatriot6078 5 років тому +1

      What’s a pleage doctor? I’ve heard of a plague doctor but not a pleage

    • @AbeLuvsTheatres
      @AbeLuvsTheatres 5 років тому

      BluePatriot 60 they edited it, but still can’t formulate a coherent sentence 😂

  • @ruuby8610
    @ruuby8610 5 років тому +36

    gets hammered in valentine with lenny, rescues sean from bounty hunters, breaks micah out of jail, kills half of town, going back to camp and then gets hammered again in a camp party.. ok arthur come thru

  • @daltongrubbs6688
    @daltongrubbs6688 4 роки тому +4

    The way you say "sure" was so on point