RAVEN'S CRY - How Isn't This A Porno?

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  • @WickedJ133
    @WickedJ133 10 років тому +84

    "CHRISTOPHER RAVEN YOU STAND ACCUSED OF MURDARING AN OFFICER OF THE FRENSNSNS NAVY!"

  • @francis9469
    @francis9469 10 років тому +61

    sail to hell: retribution 1%

  • @longsun_zhao
    @longsun_zhao 10 років тому +33

    good to see the Shenmue voice team can still find work.

  • @Sarcasmitron
    @Sarcasmitron 10 років тому +16

    "Should we hire a sound guy?"
    "Why bother, you just record the dialog, throw in the music and you're done, easy as cake."

  • @tbr2109
    @tbr2109 10 років тому +16

    "Be brave, motherfuckers!" That man sure knows how to motivate his crew.

  • @Exigentable
    @Exigentable 10 років тому +27

    that voice actor is turning the page on the script, jim.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 4 роки тому +3

      @Sakkra101 The voice actor for the ... first mate or whatever he is, who keeps pausing in the middle of sentences (what Jim mentions at 12:55). I think at one point while he's blocking the door, you can even hear the paper rustle.

  • @leksikon
    @leksikon 9 років тому +34

    "Be brave, motherfuckers!"

  • @TobiasWhisperwind
    @TobiasWhisperwind 10 років тому +20

    RAVENS CRY:THE BALLAD OF CAPTAIN CRUNCH. Long before becoming the beloved and world-renowned cereal mascot, Captain Crunch was simply a foul-mouthed pirate with a foul-mouthed crew, and an incredibly hairy chest. Coupling that with his hearing issues (or terrible acoustics of the Earth before the hole in the ozone layer) he decided to make a change to his life and create a cereal. This game is not about that decision. This game is about Johnny Depp without any of the charm or storyline of anything having to do with Johnny Depp.

  • @Rezaaaable
    @Rezaaaable 10 років тому +1

    Jim, this was hilarious to watch. One of the most entertaining games you've played in a while! Please make another episode :D:D

  • @squizzlor
    @squizzlor 7 років тому +9

    “GODit!” Dear god that lines delivery has me in tears XD

  • @Nightfall815
    @Nightfall815 10 років тому +105

    Assassins Creed: Black Flag - The Untalented Edition?

    • @fourcrippledhorses
      @fourcrippledhorses 10 років тому +1

      *Ass* assin's Creed: Black Flag

    • @ashreprobite3774
      @ashreprobite3774 9 років тому

      fourcrippledhorses Black Flag should sue Ubisoft. They took the name of their band and used it in the title without paying licensing fees. The worst part, they didn't use their songs!
      Assassin's Creed IV: (featuring) Black Flag is a very misleading title.

    • @fourcrippledhorses
      @fourcrippledhorses 9 років тому +2

      Curse Reprobite That might make the game playable, though. Would probably cost too much money for Ubisoft.

    • @ashreprobite3774
      @ashreprobite3774 9 років тому +1

      fourcrippledhorses Someone replace all those god awful sea shanties with Black Flag songs. Except Drunken Sailor, uuurrverybody loves that one. Right? What will you do with a drunken sailor? Er-lie in the mornin'?

    • @TheAnders369
      @TheAnders369 9 років тому

      Jonas Bjerregaard
      I must admit, I liked two worlds 2 and I LOVED the Expansion pack, Pirates of the Flying Fortress. I'm really sad to hear that the same guys who created that game did this, and its a shame because I thought this had potential, especially given the fact that POTFF was a great pirate game. : ( for those looking for a Pirate RPG experience worth playing, I honestly recommend two worlds 2 velvet, risen 2.or Assassin black flag.

  • @02241994
    @02241994 10 років тому +8

    This is perfect material for an LP

  • @Hrvo182
    @Hrvo182 9 років тому +46

    The pirate from Spongebob Squarepants sounded more convincing than these guys.. by the way, does whoever wrote this have any basic understandings of how people actually talk? It's so cringeworthy, it reminds me of that "slicing up a baby cow" line from Rides to Hell.

    • @chrisnichols5572
      @chrisnichols5572 7 років тому +2

      Angry Joe: Fly of to the right and explode...Got it!

  • @rekalty4477
    @rekalty4477 10 років тому +8

    Now there's something I haven't seen in a while. A trainwreck at sea.

  • @Autumn_Actually
    @Autumn_Actually 10 років тому +1

    Damnnit, Jim (Fucking Sterling, son)! Now I have 'How Bizarre' stuck in my head again... third time this week...

  • @dannyboi5887
    @dannyboi5887 9 років тому +20

    "NAO GIVE MAI MY MONEH!"

  • @OttoVonGarfield
    @OttoVonGarfield 10 років тому +33

    Avoid purchasing this game? GOT IT!

  • @Arbron
    @Arbron 6 років тому +7

    I would absolutely love to see Jim record a full run of this game.

  • @EchoLandscape
    @EchoLandscape 10 років тому +3

    You should do a playthrough of this. I was laughing my ass off watching xD

  • @bobgutsmasha9898
    @bobgutsmasha9898 10 років тому +5

    The porn dialog saga of RPGs spans across: Gothic, Two Worlds, and now Raven's Cry.
    Steam Sales purpose have.

  • @microfrogyt
    @microfrogyt 10 років тому +5

    I've been playing video games for so long I keep thinking of Pirates! Gold whenever I see a new pirate game come out.
    ... I think I'm gonna go play Pirates! Gold.

  • @RyuRanXII
    @RyuRanXII 10 років тому +37

    The combat lacks any form of impact and enemy response. How can anyone at the development studio think it's good as is?

    • @shadowmage661
      @shadowmage661 10 років тому +2

      lets not forget their ridiculously bad animations that make it even worse. Even their on guard walking animation seems bad

    • @orifox1629
      @orifox1629 10 років тому

      that's what it is. It's lacking any hit stun. Couldn't figure out why it felt so floaty.

    • @VaporSulla
      @VaporSulla 10 років тому +1

      It's the same huge mistake made by Piranha Bytes with the Gothic/Risen franchise. Must be a german thing, i don't know...

    • @RyuRanXII
      @RyuRanXII 10 років тому +3

      Andrea Piccolo True. I love Piranha Bytes games mainly due to the amazing exploration and NPC interaction, but they always get the combat system wrong, especially now that they are going after the mainstream audience.

    • @isaacargesmith8217
      @isaacargesmith8217 10 років тому +4

      To be fair this still is still in the upper 50% in terms of Steam quality. If the developer went for less ambitious games they could probably make a decent or good game.

  • @mapagatu
    @mapagatu 10 років тому +3

    I haven't laughed like this in ages. Oh thank god for you, Jim

  • @CdrJamesCool
    @CdrJamesCool 10 років тому +3

    I was crying by the end of this video. The dialogue! Oh my the dialogue!

  • @DragonNexus
    @DragonNexus 9 років тому +6

    I don't mind Jim showing off awful games when they're *this* entertaining =)

  • @YuriPRIMErpg
    @YuriPRIMErpg 10 років тому +6

    Oh! How lovely! It appears peeps from RealityPump and Topware finally thought it's been long enough since *Sea Dogs* and last *Age of Pirates* game, to release a half-assed cash in, and no one would notice or even remember :D
    They were wrong... But thank's, RealityPump, for reminding me of Sea Dogs, a game much better that I'm gonna play right now.

  • @Doughboy1027
    @Doughboy1027 10 років тому +4

    "GOT IT!" LMMFAO! I laughed so damn hard when he said that

  • @MrKuroRyuu
    @MrKuroRyuu 10 років тому +1

    Wow... the combat looks like they're tickling each other with feathers. I've seen some impact-less combat in my time but this... this takes the cake, hell it takes the lifetime achievement award xD
    Though this is a strong contender for the "So bad it's good" category of games.

  • @DukeofBlasphemy
    @DukeofBlasphemy 10 років тому +11

    I would've been looking for subtitles too. The fuck is a 'dialogs texts'?

  • @justsignmeup911
    @justsignmeup911 10 років тому +2

    9:35 I tend to steer clear of places like this. Fireheads, murders, horse, depravity and filth everywhere you look.

  • @Legather
    @Legather 10 років тому

    I most certainly have not seen enough of this. We need to see more, at least until the main characters buck each other.

  • @SlightlyUnSalted
    @SlightlyUnSalted Рік тому

    Thank you for that lovely OMC impression

  • @mrrdirty6198
    @mrrdirty6198 8 років тому

    "The vicor is coming round for tea." Most British thing I've ever heard, or at least heard Jim say.

  • @WandererTheLost
    @WandererTheLost 9 років тому

    I caught your "Helps to have a map." phrase. That will be with you forever.

  • @HaydenRoberts08
    @HaydenRoberts08 10 років тому +81

    This game is made by the same guys that made Two Worlds, an immensely buggy and barely playable RPG. Call me crazy but I really enjoyed Two Worlds, it had a very odd charm once you got past how bad everything was. Much like Ravens Cry, the voice acting was terrible as were the animations. I'm actually curious to play RC now, it's the type of "so bad it's good".

    • @Zer0Hour17
      @Zer0Hour17 10 років тому +39

      not for $50 it's not

    • @HaydenRoberts08
      @HaydenRoberts08 10 років тому +19

      Zer0Hour17 You're right, it's bargain bin material, no way I'd pay full price.

    • @josesilva6366
      @josesilva6366 10 років тому +13

      Hayden Roberts I got two worlds for 50 cents at gamestop, I really enjoyed it, It was like watching a b movie

    • @HaydenRoberts08
      @HaydenRoberts08 10 років тому +2

      J Silva Wow, great bargain! I got it for $5 here in Australia.

    • @josesilva6366
      @josesilva6366 10 років тому +1

      Yeah that's a pretty good deal too, I never heard of it until I bought it, so maybe that's why I enjoyed it

  • @LivingLatexKali
    @LivingLatexKali 10 років тому +32

    I agree the dialog is shite but you must be watching some high budget porn, this is shakespeare compared to most of what I've seen

    • @LivingLatexKali
      @LivingLatexKali 10 років тому +31

      ...I spoke too soon

    • @LivingLatexKali
      @LivingLatexKali 10 років тому +6

      LivingLatexKali "got it"

    • @Daerax
      @Daerax 10 років тому +11

      There are a porno called "Pirates", It had a budget of around one million.

    • @toshineon
      @toshineon 10 років тому +10

      I remember seeing a porno a while ago that ended with the woman getting knocked up and trying to find the guy again 9 month later. Because that's totally what I want to think about while jerking off.

    • @Daerax
      @Daerax 10 років тому +1

      toshineon LOL

  • @marzcorp
    @marzcorp 10 років тому +3

    At 11:00 does he accidentally kill a bystander or something?

  • @JWtheMighty
    @JWtheMighty 10 років тому +4

    Whenever someone is speaking it looks like their entire face is melting off.

  • @darthvaderreviews6926
    @darthvaderreviews6926 10 років тому +2

    The greatest pirate noir porn movie ever created.

  • @thevigilantsatanicbowser8249
    @thevigilantsatanicbowser8249 9 років тому +1

    Jim Sterling, after watching the newer video you made of this games re-release I have made a interesting discover.
    Your production value, like sound quality, has improved. While this game has not improved at all, or at least that seems to be the case.

  • @KristofDE
    @KristofDE 10 років тому +6

    To be entirely fair, the guys who made this got the project handed to them from another dev (who's said to be pretty incompetent) and they only had a year or 18 months or something like that to finish it... they had to rebuild the game from the ground up from what I heard. So it's not like they had a nice and easy job. I'm a bit afraid about what happens to Reality Pump. They used to be a good studio, with the Earth series and all... now if they close down I won't be surprised, just a bit sad. I wanted to work with them, and would still likely join them for a smaller project.

  • @jbevan70
    @jbevan70 10 років тому

    So... nearly a year and a half of delays, and this is what we get?

  • @AnnNightNoxana
    @AnnNightNoxana 6 років тому +3

    Wizard: YOU'VE KILLED ME!
    Zelda: GOT IT!

    • @tneil.4292
      @tneil.4292 5 місяців тому

      Magic magic E 😂

  • @CynicalGamingBlogTerry309
    @CynicalGamingBlogTerry309 9 років тому +1

    I'm betting Marcus and Christopher Raven are very well acquainted in the bedroom.

  • @kushan101
    @kushan101 10 років тому

    I'm so glad that the great Jim Sterling does the same thing I do when i catch myself saying "how bizarre" - sing it, in reference to the great song by OMC.

  • @Arlyon9999
    @Arlyon9999 10 років тому +16

    This actually looks half good.

    • @ConspiciousCultist
      @ConspiciousCultist 10 років тому

      Looks like an actually decent pirate-themed game.

    • @serana1445
      @serana1445 10 років тому +18

      The graphics could be considered good. That's it. Everything else is bad. But it's oe of those rare cases of 'so bad it's good'. I don't know what's funnier, the actual dialogue or the thought that someone expected people to take it seriously.

    • @OffTheSpot22
      @OffTheSpot22 10 років тому +3

      Is this propaganda from the devs?

    • @Arlyon9999
      @Arlyon9999 10 років тому +1

      SpookyKid94 No?

    • @StabStabStabStabby
      @StabStabStabStabby 10 років тому +6

      graphics are good, animations are shit, voice acting is shit and the gameplay is shit.

  • @InsanityPlusOne
    @InsanityPlusOne 10 років тому

    The related videos for this.... well done

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 4 роки тому

    I love that in Hunt Down Free Man 2 there's a sequence that has the rebels shouting 'Be BRAVE Muthaf**kers!'

  • @liampendergast8670
    @liampendergast8670 10 років тому

    I remember Scivelation. When it was announced all those years ago I was fascinated. The premise alone sounded goddamn bonkers.

  • @mayettaxtriger436
    @mayettaxtriger436 5 років тому +2

    2:24 "show dialog texts", innit that subtitles?

  • @kruserandalla
    @kruserandalla 10 років тому

    I want a full playthrough of this just so I can hear all of the hilarious dialogue and voice acting!

  • @SpudsMcGeese
    @SpudsMcGeese 9 років тому +14

    This game released today on Steam as Vendetta - Curse of Raven's Cry.

    • @Hrvo182
      @Hrvo182 9 років тому +3

      +TheDebra Sanchez it's the same shit WarZ pulled when it came out and people called it the worst game of 2013. So they renamed it "Infestation: Survivor Stories" to avoid that bad publicity and anti hype, but didn't do shit to improve the actual game. Gotta love game developers nowadays..

    • @SpudsMcGeese
      @SpudsMcGeese 9 років тому

      Hrvo182 It's a depressing state of affairs really.

    • @DeathmanElf
      @DeathmanElf 8 років тому

      Yeah, fun is they actualy managed it to look much worse
      At least those ship sailing parts

  • @Azzurri_203
    @Azzurri_203 10 років тому

    Jim please play more of this, it's one of those 'so bad it's good' titles.

  • @ThePariahDark
    @ThePariahDark 10 років тому +2

    My new favorite phrase. "Gaaaawd eeeeeet"

  • @davecoleman7559
    @davecoleman7559 10 років тому +2

    The only game in which I have ever laughed at the voice acting, and that's saying a lot.

  • @MrFutago87
    @MrFutago87 10 років тому

    This is actually very entertaining in a weird way, especially the dialogue.

  • @WarMomPT
    @WarMomPT 10 років тому +9

    "Product Registration"? Hold in, it IS 2015, right? Right?

  • @GarethField
    @GarethField 10 років тому

    If they'd only realized how great a satire it could be with just a little shift in perspective and a little extra work

  • @AOP2099
    @AOP2099 10 років тому +2

    I hope Projared looks at this. If it's made by the same guys as two worlds, it MUST be good.

  • @Cogglesz
    @Cogglesz 10 років тому

    The Voice acting in this is the best part, Holy fucking shit its Epic xD

  • @drimwalkr8923
    @drimwalkr8923 10 років тому

    Jim, I think the phrase you were looking for was "Stark, raving-mad reviews" XD

  • @derleumedia
    @derleumedia 10 років тому

    Anyone here who tried to play it on Mac? Sound vanishes completely after a couple of seconds. I read some other people had the same problem.

  • @SchlubbyTomHanks
    @SchlubbyTomHanks 9 років тому +2

    1:37 those soldiers are quite the dancers

  • @Ephabia
    @Ephabia 10 років тому +2

    Well, what they lack in competence they certainly have in confidence:
    £39.99 (usually 30 for a new AAA title) / €54.99 (usually 50)
    For a game that's rated 32% positive on steam and 30 on Metacritic. I think they might have confused piracy with highway robbery here.

  • @hnybdgrcommando1671
    @hnybdgrcommando1671 10 років тому

    16:08 That guy you killed t-posed.
    "14/12 too many production values" - IGN

  • @AlexOlinkiewicz
    @AlexOlinkiewicz 10 років тому +4

    Were all the Voice Actors half asleep when they were recording?

  • @davekooper
    @davekooper 10 років тому

    Oh my, during the cut scene after you escaped the pier, the boat just stopped dead in the water, you can see the assets of the pier and the buildings behind them while they talk, you aren't moving at all!

  • @Shinsen88Gaming
    @Shinsen88Gaming 10 років тому +1

    I was smiling at the campy line delivery, but at 11:10 to 11:16 I lost it.

  • @2d20kobolds3
    @2d20kobolds3 10 років тому +7

    The game doesn't look bad ...its just functionally awful...

  • @og4407
    @og4407 10 років тому

    Thanks for the suggested video links jim

  • @Bearprom
    @Bearprom 10 років тому +1

    these guys make the video game equivelent of "B-movies", they're great

  • @SourBitters
    @SourBitters 10 років тому +3

    The description on video made me realize I want a game where you're an aspiring pirate captain and you get a crew together and you do pirate stuff like steal from people and hoard treasure, and while you're on the sea you get wasted and fuck your crew. And that's it. That's the whole game.
    Come on indie scene.

  • @gustavo13k
    @gustavo13k 10 років тому +4

    2:22 Show dialogs texts

  • @Clowndoe
    @Clowndoe 10 років тому +2

    I may be wrong, but I think the Spanish "galleon" at the beginning only had one deck, which means it's not actually a galleon.

  • @DoomVideoVault
    @DoomVideoVault 10 років тому +5

    American accent on a pirate sounds really off for that time period.

  • @TheShook50
    @TheShook50 10 років тому

    I remember when I bought my 360 a few years ago, Two Worlds was supposed to be coming out sometime soon. I'm glad the guy at Gamestop didn't convince me to get it. The lack of internet at the time helped, I guess.

  • @jasperwest6570
    @jasperwest6570 10 років тому

    They saw Assassin's Creed 4 and thought "lets do that, just a ton worse" and 9 months later they birthed Ravens Cry.

  • @lazerthe22
    @lazerthe22 10 років тому

    When Jim started to just run I was expecting that Benny hill song to start playing lol

  • @Kairos_Akuma
    @Kairos_Akuma 7 років тому +1

    And the sad part is.. the maincharakter and his dudes are actually interesting designwhise...

  • @Marg555
    @Marg555 9 років тому

    What is bad is that cutscenes, and not only feature blue\green ambient lighting, like in color processed movies, what I really dislike - look at 1:45 - 1:50 - ridiculously unrealistic green-blue shades. Why people do not notice such obvious things?

  • @ThomasBlithe
    @ThomasBlithe 9 років тому

    Raven's Cry is the Maximum Overdrive of video games

  • @FransM89
    @FransM89 10 років тому +1

    Graphics are close to AAA level, but everything else is just something completely different.

  • @ProfessorH
    @ProfessorH 10 років тому

    Every time I look around this is in my face

  • @TheArbiter10
    @TheArbiter10 10 років тому +3

    Good to see they've kept up their stellar voice acting standards. Kinda sad with this and Two Worlds, though. I see a lot of wasted potential in both. Decent concepts, half-assed application.

  • @giftheck
    @giftheck 10 років тому

    Seriously, was he swimming with a sword at 17:40? I'm sure the sword clipped through the player model.

  • @SuperCblue
    @SuperCblue 10 років тому

    Anyone remember Two worlds 1 release? If you killed the first guy you ran into you finished the game instantly and got the end sequence.
    The game could literally be finished in 5 minutes at the most.

  • @JenniferFuss
    @JenniferFuss 10 років тому

    Why didn't you like Two Worlds? Got a video about it?
    (Just wondering why I do remember it as being kinda good)

  • @lateformyownbirth
    @lateformyownbirth 10 років тому

    It's like half the voice actors are using this as an audition for Batman.

  • @danny123451
    @danny123451 10 років тому +2

    oh god why is this under POPULAR new releases on steam?

  • @BlooOcean
    @BlooOcean 10 років тому

    This is almost like Ride To Hell devs attempted make their own adaptation of AC Black Flag

  • @Never_heart
    @Never_heart 10 років тому

    The ship's wheel spins faster than his hands

  • @ReLLaKaT316
    @ReLLaKaT316 10 років тому

    Love the Shawn Michaels reference. Best hairy chest in the wrasslin business

  • @kilroyjenkins1
    @kilroyjenkins1 10 років тому

    "Hey what are ye doin' with that tharrr peg leg capen'" "Mind ye own business matey"

  • @ClaysLPs
    @ClaysLPs 10 років тому

    I couldnt find two worlds or two worlds 2 on his videos. Can someone link me?

  • @dantrieswargaming
    @dantrieswargaming 9 років тому

    Very Very funny episode, Liked!

  • @Foreverparadoxed
    @Foreverparadoxed 10 років тому +31

    This game looks very reminiscent of asscreed black flag. Or is that just me?

    • @silence_dais
      @silence_dais 10 років тому +32

      No it's definitely a Black Flag rip off. Which isn't necessarily bad as Black Flag was a great pirate game, but this is just sad.

    • @wericks3
      @wericks3 10 років тому +5

      It is all I could think about while watching.

    • @benzo12
      @benzo12 10 років тому +6

      David Stout
      But it's been in development 5 years, how could it be a rip off to a game that was made after the point?

    • @Turbo_Phoenix
      @Turbo_Phoenix 10 років тому +9

      How is it a Black Flag rip off? Because it's a pirate game? Because the first mate is bald and black?

    • @benzo12
      @benzo12 10 років тому +5

      You're wrong Flamerule, it's clearly a Monkey Island rip off, you can tell by the pixels, I can tell having seen many rip offs in my day before.

  • @The_Blog
    @The_Blog 10 років тому +7

    I respect Assasins Creed: Black Flag more after watching this video...

  • @hobanagerik
    @hobanagerik 10 років тому +1

    I enjoyed both Two Worlds games. Sure, they were a bit ropey in places and rough around the edges but fun nonetheless.

  • @MrMobista
    @MrMobista 10 років тому

    I don't know about you, but I think this might be a real contender for GOTY 2015

  • @greasehardbody4018
    @greasehardbody4018 5 років тому +2

    "Pirits, murderrs, chorrs..."