You know it's going to be a great game when a man swaggers into the room like a constipated man at a disco, slowly bends over one body part a time, and then mumbles at you so badly that even if you spoke the language you'd still be confused.
*How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?* “In the full version of the story the company will be more, as well as there will be more kinds of multiplayer maps, weapons and various equipment, which will increase the possibility of the player in the game.” "..Increase the possibility of the player in the game." - Best quote, 2015.
Wanna know the best part? Second warfare is an android game made by kobra studios, this is just a port, it costs $14.99 while the mobile version, which looks exactly the same and has all the same issues costs $3.00....and they made a sequel, second warfare 2. Classic Kobra!
sparkie1j Thank goodness, I had so much trouble getting the "start the first stage" achievement because I kept falling asleep during the intro cutscene, then my head would fall down, hit the keyboard, and quit the game.
The games description is worth a read for how amazingly bad it is (I couldn't find it by typing its name but could be searching Kobra). Anyway special mention to my favourite part of the description after seeing this video "Dynamic change of day and night, weather."
Marik Ishtar "You have to become a soldier of troop rapid reaction forces, which are the elite special forces." (WTF is troop rapid action forces?) "Nice graphics with support for Directx 11" "Don't forget about the shot in the head!" My favorite parts.
Wanna know how easy it is to program a skippable cutscene in Unity using c#? using UnityEngine; using System.Collections; public class PressAnyButton : MonoBehaviour { public int level; void Update () { if(Input.anyKey) { Application.LoadLevel(level); } } } then in the unity engine you just set "level" equal to whatever the level after the cutscene should be.
Adam The D I'm happy to know that! I don't know shit about programming but whenever I come across a game like that the only thing that comes to my mind is "what lazy sack of stinky cum would leave a game in this state?" without actually knowing if what is wrong with it is easily fixable... I knew about the file that protects your game from being copied after it's purchase but I when I was wondering if it was a small thing to be overlooked someone answered that it was as "if you build a house but forgot to put a front door!" 😁 And after all this, these brain dead devs have the guts to say they put effort?! I put more effort taking a dump!
The Death animations are just like the Slaughtering grounds; flying ridicoulously in a spew of blood. Maybe Digital Homicide and Kobra have teamed up in order to try and defeat Jim fuckin' Sterling, son with their shittiest abomination yet?
Yes I do remember Wicked Willy. My brother had one of those squishy foam ones that you squash it down flat and it slowly grows back into shape. Utter hilarity for my pre-teen self.
just a quick update : You will be happy to know this is made in unity and guess what the menu screen is actually a image used on the asset pack - second image after the youtube video www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/16452 and the soldiers pack is www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/6727 and finally the FPS mode is www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/2943
MrAdamFC We should start making a game out of this. Jim just lines up a bunch of Early Access games that are clearly made by people who have no idea how to make a game and then everyone competes to find which assets from the Unity store have just been dumped on them. It sounds like fun :).
MrAdamFC Wow I was looking for these too, The models and texture maps just seemed way to basic and generic, like you have seen them before and I don't mean oh its a Colt 1911. Also I dont mind if they used the assets packs to layout the basic level design with hope of placing their own later, but its drag and drop
Tripas Jim should do a live stream where he plays a game for as long as it takes for the audience to find the assets and then he moves to the next game.
This is just magical... a delirious fever-dream of incompetence in every possible aspect, the complete technical collapse creating an effect so surreal it almost makes this accidental art.
I just looked up Kobra Studios on my phone. They have two tank combat games that look like they were made in MS Paint, and the first line of the description for both is the same: "This is best werewolf game of all time."
They already lost me in the intro. 'Tell me about the mission in the mountain cave, and the destruction of the pirates' 'well, we got that job to destroy the chemical weapon base...' This sounds like three totally different and not necessarily related things already, which isn't helped by the fact that the game dumps you into what seems like a city that has seen the first warfare a few years ago right after that. Explanation please? Why is this a thing you can buy for money?
Its like the dev took Slaughtering Ground's ragdoll effect, put Ride to hell level dialogue in it, made the game with the quality of a failed high school multimedia project, and called it a day.
Game description on steam: About This Game We present the first part of the Second Warfare. The first-person shooter. You have to become a soldier of troop rapid reaction forces, which are the elite special forces. You can send to perform combat operations anywhere in the world. Using different types of weapons, equipment, you can accomplish combat missions, and lead your team to victory over the enemy. Terrorists, drug dealers, pirates don't need your mercy. Don't forget about the shot in the head! Key features: Single game. Playing as special forces, you will take part in the fighting and the most difficult missions around the world. Only rely on yourself. Dynamic change of day and night, weather. Multiplayer. When playing online with other players hone their skills and become the best fighter of special troops.
Demonflesh spawn I really hope to see another meltdown or a copyright strike ahahah. I'm sorry for Jim, for him it's a pain in the ass, but damn it's so funny when it happens lol XD
***** Digital Homicide? More like, Humorous Pun Involving Switching the Word Homicide for Suicide Because it Is a Joke On How They Effectively Committed Career Seppuku In An Attempt To Garner The Respect of Peers Through Laughter! GOT EM!
This game is also a huge "Asset Flip", and uses a ton of assets from the asset store. The whole FPS framework (shooting, walking, jumping, killing - basically all of the scripting) is from an asset called UFPS. Many of the models are either default Royalty Free models that come with Unity, or other free kits, but it appears some of them are ripped from other games (judging from texture quality vs. the model itself). Just some insight
I'm just gonna keep a running commentary along with Jim. It's the only way for me to get through it. This opening cutscene is like a car crash where there's a lot of smoke and fire: you know it's bad, but you don't dare look. My first impression is to turn it off, but if Jim made it through 20 (and more) minutes of it, so can I, dammit. Also, in the time it's taken to write this, the characters haven't stopped talking and the sentence on the screen hasn't changed. RIGHT IN THE EPILEPSY, JESUS! RE: the... sunset?: I always wonder what goes through the developers' heads with things like this. Do they honestly think it's good? Do they get mad at Jim because he's essentially drinking their snake oil in front of us, to no effect? Are they that aware? Do they *know* the game is this bad? Do they justify it to themselves with, like, "I did my best?" and just squirt it out? The psychology fascinates me. Thank God for Jim. Oh god, the voice actors AGAIN. This Russian sounds like he just downed a bunch of vicodin with half a fifth of rotgut. Oh, and the English sounds like someone wrote it out phonetically in another language for a non-English speaker. It especially bugs me because the idea seems kinda cool. Like Homeland or Hardline or something, and I dig retro-ish games like this. It's just, there's no effort at all. Maybe the whole team was on booze and pills. Back to the game. I can already see a Digital Homicide-style takedown of this video. "i didn't destroy the turret by pressing 9224 on the numeric pad to throw a grenade which i would've known if i'd gone to the website and paid for the maunal but gotta get teh negativity! for teh clicks! but i didn't cuz im Jim fucking Sterling son." Hopefully the backlash video is fun. Maybe the darkness is the impending doom Lovecraft mentioned. Shoot all you want, Jim. Your soul's fate is already written. In the end, isn't it too dark to keep fighting anymore... for all of us?
I am part Russian, but I can't make out what the hell that guy in the beginning was saying without reading the subtitles (0:38). If he even was speaking in Russian....
Welcum to shoot da gayme. Yu ar guy soldier held captiv by the enemy terruritsts. Fite throgh mane veriaty of level! Featurs: -levelz -aims -blulet -shhoots -enemy -graphecz -campain with lot of emviroment!
Robert Cesario Should add: -floorz moaving likes water cuz too incompetant too programe reel looking wahter... Seriously, look at the ground when Jim complains about being stuck! 😁
Release Date: 22 Jun, 2015 (Still in early access) "We present the first part of the Second Warfare. The first-person shooter. You have to become a soldier of troop rapid reaction forces, which are the elite special forces. You can send to perform combat operations anywhere in the world. Using different types of weapons, equipment, you can accomplish combat missions, and lead your team to victory over the enemy. Terrorists, drug dealers, pirates don't need your mercy. Don't forget about the shot in the head!" Currently on sale for 3.74 Euros. Don't forget about the shot in the head. Very important.
What a balanced game.They reduced the quality of the gameplay so that you can be as good as the bots! XD 3:54 It's just some hobo living there. "Hey!Get off of my castle!" **throws a banana peel** XD
HG Shurtugal completely agree, noone! NOONE WILL BUY THIS EVER. either they have a fuckton of money and just do this to troll steam, or they really make a "profit" so they can continue to do this awful trash
Well, I guess I can understand why the sacrificed anything over 2 feet worth of draw distance to get that incredible, buttery smooth 15 frames per second.
Wow I literally speechless for a while. I honestly couldn't tell if that was a glitch or if that was actually their attempt to do a night effect. The fact that yes, it was on purpose, only made my faith in humanity die a little bit more.
You know the little vehicle bit at the start of the first level? Check the ammo counter bottom left, it reads 1/1 in the car and immediately changes when the gameplay starts and you get a gun. The game appears to be treating the car as a gun. That's an... inventive way of doing it, I guess
When, without a word, you start hearing slot machine noises from a game Jim is playing because he is so done with this game's shit, I almost died laughing
Oh WOW, just WOW... this is..... special indeed. I actually feel sorry for the "Devs". How could someone release this and charge actual currency for it and not be completely ashamed and embarassed?
*Video is running in "Auto (720p60)" *Change it to manual 720p60 because I don't want quality dropping to 144p for no reason "An error has occurred, please try again later" ...Dammit, UA-cam.
Mark Jackson Apparently they are asset flipping. Either it's Russian kids with too much time on it's hands or a single person trying to make money off of impulse buyers on Steam by selling an asset pack they illegally acquired and put in the investment of only 100 dollars (relative to their currency of course) and hope to make a profit.
Mark Jackson It's because Russia is an awful place to live and it strips the morals away from anyone subjected to it's frozen grip. It's basically the Chaos Wastes from Warhammer.
No "Tips" on the Main Menu ... If you saw the second video for Second Warfare, you noticed that the developer put a "Tips" menu that they put AFTER the fact when they accused Jim that he didn't look at it.
It's amazing that it gets progressively darker as your lose health and even after dying you don't regain vision. That's the best mechanic I've ever seen in a game.
Had to come back here to check and there were no tips in the earlier version. I actually had a brief moment in the second video where I thought you had missed the tips. Nope you indeed made a good faith attempt to represent this game.
What was the idea behind adding a day night weather system to your game? That's an afterthought for an open world game. Not a linear first person shooter!
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That is going on my tombstone just to confuse people.
"there is always a choose"
Marquis Forneus
When I die I am going to put this on my tombstone.
"I haz confuzzled, what death?"
Marquis Forneus My tombstone.
"Do you know what does it mean? Cola and meal please, no bread"
Marquis Forneus "AFK/BRB"
Dorky Dragon "Mom, get the camera! Oh baby a triple!"
:D
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Gun in a bunker is my favorite character of this whole experience.
CandyCaner It adds a lot to story.
CandyCaner And the tragic backstory about his own sister slaughtering his children and then killing his gay lover... it's so sad.
CandyCaner I really hope they release a DLC where you can play as Gun in Bunker; really one of the more unique character builds.
You know it's going to be a great game when a man swaggers into the room like a constipated man at a disco, slowly bends over one body part a time, and then mumbles at you so badly that even if you spoke the language you'd still be confused.
I swear they speak English ONCE in that conversation, but it's all so garbled I can't friggin tell
7:56 "Cannot see a fucking thing."
Best part of the game, at least you cannot discern how shit it really is.
i lost it when he just casually started playing fallout shelter
Second Warfare? what happened to the first one?
VengadorDorado91 War.... has changed.
Hanna-Justina Wallia Rosalind Sieglinde Marseille But I thought war never changes?
***** War changes, but farming never does.
Marquis Forneus Now I'm confused.
Hanna-Justina Wallia Rosalind Sieglinde Marseille But war... war never changes...
*How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?*
“In the full version of the story the company will be more, as well as there will be more kinds of multiplayer maps, weapons and various equipment, which will increase the possibility of the player in the game.”
"..Increase the possibility of the player in the game." - Best quote, 2015.
Wanna know the best part? Second warfare is an android game made by kobra studios, this is just a port, it costs $14.99 while the mobile version, which looks exactly the same and has all the same issues costs $3.00....and they made a sequel, second warfare 2. Classic Kobra!
sascachuhuan Second Warfare 2: BS boogaloo
Second warfare two might just be the worst video game title ever
sascachuhuan Apparently ALL the games they put (or try to put) on Steam were mobile games
pioTTs With Cheese Don't we already have Two Worlds Two?
+Lampus Life Final Fantasy 10 2.
You don't get to play a better game on your phone on the background while we rewatch the shitty cutscene, that's unfair
What's with that gunscope - is it able to detect fairies or something? It flickers all over the place!
jim is doing achievement guides confirmed
sparkie1j Jim replacing Roy from challenge finders?
ChivalrousSnake he totally should
sparkie1j Thank goodness, I had so much trouble getting the "start the first stage" achievement because I kept falling asleep during the intro cutscene, then my head would fall down, hit the keyboard, and quit the game.
1995 called, they want their textures back.
Looks like when the sun went down, they gave them back.
L2112Lifz 1995 ? Wolfenstein 3D looked better than this.
The games description is worth a read for how amazingly bad it is (I couldn't find it by typing its name but could be searching Kobra).
Anyway special mention to my favourite part of the description after seeing this video "Dynamic change of day and night, weather."
Marik Ishtar "Dynamic change of day and night, weather."
Marik Ishtar "We present the first part of the Second Warfare. The first-person shooter."
dartzu Well, they ain't lyin' about that.
Marik Ishtar "You have to become a soldier of troop rapid reaction forces, which are the elite special forces." (WTF is troop rapid action forces?)
"Nice graphics with support for Directx 11"
"Don't forget about the shot in the head!"
My favorite parts.
JonnyDoLake They should have made it a third person shooter. Then it would have been poetic.
Jim is basically the Steve Irwin of shitty video games.
He jams his thumb up asset flipper's buttholes, and really pisses them off!
gnarkillguch "Take a look at this little beauty!"
gnarkillguch yeah lol'd
gnarkillguch so stingray simulator confirmed?
and no it's not too soon, almost a decade has passed
HASEnoncorperated
Jim Sterling dies from a heart attack/bloodclot after playing stingray simulator.
I love how they don't separate the language tracks, and just have the english play after whatever language I'm hearing is.
"We are launching a Second Warfare on Steam" - the devs
They sure are.
+Dan Coleman-Goss TO THE HILLS!
Refund Warfare
Wanna know how easy it is to program a skippable cutscene in Unity using c#?
using UnityEngine;
using System.Collections;
public class PressAnyButton : MonoBehaviour {
public int level;
void Update () {
if(Input.anyKey)
{
Application.LoadLevel(level);
}
}
}
then in the unity engine you just set "level" equal to whatever the level after the cutscene should be.
Richoxen i have a feeling that none of them now how to code or if so at a very basic level
danny148mb Probably. Everything in this "Game" was an asset on the unity store. I spotted at least 6.
i tried to ask them about the game and they banned my from the forms
Squared55 fixed
Adam The D I'm happy to know that! I don't know shit about programming but whenever I come across a game like that the only thing that comes to my mind is "what lazy sack of stinky cum would leave a game in this state?" without actually knowing if what is wrong with it is easily fixable...
I knew about the file that protects your game from being copied after it's purchase but I when I was wondering if it was a small thing to be overlooked someone answered that it was as "if you build a house but forgot to put a front door!" 😁
And after all this, these brain dead devs have the guts to say they put effort?! I put more effort taking a dump!
I see they still haven't figured out how view distance works.
***** dat burn
Stan Claas ***** or both
Stan Claas What view distance? Oh, you mean at what distance objects become solid?
Right now I'm sitting on air.
L2112Lifz
My nose doesn't appear to exist right now.
***** "Or how to make a game" would probably suffice.
Do you think the developers will try to take down this video too?
***** I'm frantically refreshing in hopes of catching that exact second.
***** Does a bear take rather large dumps in the forest?
***** what developers
all i see are some people who don't know how to make a game
***** Think? Hell im betting on it.
***** Well an error is occurring so maybe.
The Death animations are just like the Slaughtering grounds; flying ridicoulously in a spew of blood. Maybe Digital Homicide and Kobra have teamed up in order to try and defeat Jim fuckin' Sterling, son with their shittiest abomination yet?
Yes I do remember Wicked Willy. My brother had one of those squishy foam ones that you squash it down flat and it slowly grows back into shape. Utter hilarity for my pre-teen self.
just a quick update : You will be happy to know this is made in unity and guess what the menu screen is actually a image used on the asset pack - second image after the youtube video www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/16452 and the soldiers pack is www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/6727 and finally the FPS mode is
www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/2943
MrAdamFC We should start making a game out of this. Jim just lines up a bunch of Early Access games that are clearly made by people who have no idea how to make a game and then everyone competes to find which assets from the Unity store have just been dumped on them.
It sounds like fun :).
MrAdamFC Wow I was looking for these too, The models and texture maps just seemed way to basic and generic, like you have seen them before and I don't mean oh its a Colt 1911. Also I dont mind if they used the assets packs to layout the basic level design with hope of placing their own later, but its drag and drop
MrAdamFC You are going God's work, son.
Tripas Jim should do a live stream where he plays a game for as long as it takes for the audience to find the assets and then he moves to the next game.
MrAdamFC Hop on the AssetStoreTrain, choochoo!
This is just magical... a delirious fever-dream of incompetence in every possible aspect, the complete technical collapse creating an effect so surreal it almost makes this accidental art.
I guess having the voice actors give a fuck about their lines would have cost an extra $5 and that would have cut dangerously into the asset budget.
hehe I was banned permanently from the "game" forums because I said "I hope Jim S will play this".
Soon as he started playing a different game on handheld while the cutscene played, I snort-laughed. Dead. Totally dead.
"Oh shit, it's getting dark again..."
Unbeknownst to Jim, this is secretly the best horror game ever.
That is some day-night-night-more-night-even-more-night cycle
I just looked up Kobra Studios on my phone. They have two tank combat games that look like they were made in MS Paint, and the first line of the description for both is the same: "This is best werewolf game of all time."
My eyes started burning after reading that.
No, really. I think I've become physically allergic to Kobra and their nonsense.
"Oh my fucking Christ, and all of his little wizards." That line made me chuckle so hard.
That Fallout Shelter love in the back ground around the 11:30 mark
:)
The best part of this entire game was Fallout Shelter.... just saying
They already lost me in the intro. 'Tell me about the mission in the mountain cave, and the destruction of the pirates' 'well, we got that job to destroy the chemical weapon base...' This sounds like three totally different and not necessarily related things already, which isn't helped by the fact that the game dumps you into what seems like a city that has seen the first warfare a few years ago right after that. Explanation please? Why is this a thing you can buy for money?
I lost my shit when the gun turned around @ 4:56
That pop in.. It's like the game is being made as you play it
damn those soldiers and their natural night vision mutation
Its like the dev took Slaughtering Ground's ragdoll effect, put Ride to hell level dialogue in it, made the game with the quality of a failed high school multimedia project, and called it a day.
Game description on steam:
About This Game
We present the first part of the Second Warfare. The first-person shooter.
You have to become a soldier of troop rapid reaction forces, which are the elite special forces.
You can send to perform combat operations anywhere in the world.
Using different types of weapons, equipment, you can accomplish combat missions, and lead your team to victory over the enemy.
Terrorists, drug dealers, pirates don't need your mercy. Don't forget about the shot in the head!
Key features:
Single game. Playing as special forces, you will take part in the fighting and the most difficult missions around the world. Only rely on yourself.
Dynamic change of day and night, weather.
Multiplayer. When playing online with other players hone their skills and become the best fighter of special troops.
i love how he doesn't even hold the rifle, it just magically floats on top of his hand
Oh boy...this is gonna be a ride. I can feel it.
Neo Masamune *chanting* - 'Meltdown! Meltdown! Meltdown!'
Demonflesh spawn I really hope to see another meltdown or a copyright strike ahahah. I'm sorry for Jim, for him it's a pain in the ass, but damn it's so funny when it happens lol XD
TheDorianTube I just want a video about this Dev just going nuts. I love it.
Neo Masamune I'm always waiting for a new contender to Digital Homicide.
***** Digital Homicide? More like, Humorous Pun Involving Switching the Word Homicide for Suicide Because it Is a Joke On How They Effectively Committed Career Seppuku In An Attempt To Garner The Respect of Peers Through Laughter!
GOT EM!
I'm picturing Cobra Studios as one of the airborne specs of faecal matter drifting out from the arse of Corporate Commander...
Anybody notice the enemies have the same death animations/"rag doll physics" as the "zombies" in the slaughtering grounds?
Hey I think the devs deserve a lot of credit for giving us a look back to what videogaming was like in 1998.
This game is also a huge "Asset Flip", and uses a ton of assets from the asset store.
The whole FPS framework (shooting, walking, jumping, killing - basically all of the scripting) is from an asset called UFPS.
Many of the models are either default Royalty Free models that come with Unity, or other free kits, but it appears some of them are ripped from other games (judging from texture quality vs. the model itself).
Just some insight
Where these voice actors high off their ass while half-asleep when they voiced this epic crack-house failure of a game?
Oh God. The voice acting. The textures. The pop-in. It's perfect.
I'm just gonna keep a running commentary along with Jim. It's the only way for me to get through it.
This opening cutscene is like a car crash where there's a lot of smoke and fire: you know it's bad, but you don't dare look. My first impression is to turn it off, but if Jim made it through 20 (and more) minutes of it, so can I, dammit. Also, in the time it's taken to write this, the characters haven't stopped talking and the sentence on the screen hasn't changed.
RIGHT IN THE EPILEPSY, JESUS!
RE: the... sunset?: I always wonder what goes through the developers' heads with things like this. Do they honestly think it's good? Do they get mad at Jim because he's essentially drinking their snake oil in front of us, to no effect? Are they that aware? Do they *know* the game is this bad? Do they justify it to themselves with, like, "I did my best?" and just squirt it out? The psychology fascinates me. Thank God for Jim.
Oh god, the voice actors AGAIN. This Russian sounds like he just downed a bunch of vicodin with half a fifth of rotgut. Oh, and the English sounds like someone wrote it out phonetically in another language for a non-English speaker. It especially bugs me because the idea seems kinda cool. Like Homeland or Hardline or something, and I dig retro-ish games like this. It's just, there's no effort at all. Maybe the whole team was on booze and pills.
Back to the game. I can already see a Digital Homicide-style takedown of this video. "i didn't destroy the turret by pressing 9224 on the numeric pad to throw a grenade which i would've known if i'd gone to the website and paid for the maunal but gotta get teh negativity! for teh clicks! but i didn't cuz im Jim fucking Sterling son." Hopefully the backlash video is fun.
Maybe the darkness is the impending doom Lovecraft mentioned. Shoot all you want, Jim. Your soul's fate is already written. In the end, isn't it too dark to keep fighting anymore... for all of us?
My wife's Russian and her English is much, much better than the dudes in this game.
I am part Russian, but I can't make out what the hell that guy in the beginning was saying without reading the subtitles (0:38).
If he even was speaking in Russian....
Xen Noxatron Beats me, but he did sound Russian... And with the sound quality no wonder they put subtitles, it's awful!
The fallout shelter in the background fucking killed me.
Welcum to shoot da gayme. Yu ar guy soldier held captiv by the enemy terruritsts. Fite throgh mane veriaty of level! Featurs:
-levelz
-aims
-blulet
-shhoots
-enemy
-graphecz
-campain with lot of emviroment!
Robert Cesario Should add: -floorz moaving likes water cuz too incompetant too programe reel looking wahter...
Seriously, look at the ground when Jim complains about being stuck! 😁
Release Date: 22 Jun, 2015 (Still in early access)
"We present the first part of the Second Warfare. The first-person shooter.
You have to become a soldier of troop rapid reaction forces, which are the elite special forces.
You can send to perform combat operations anywhere in the world.
Using different types of weapons, equipment, you can accomplish combat missions, and lead your team to victory over the enemy.
Terrorists, drug dealers, pirates don't need your mercy. Don't forget about the shot in the head!"
Currently on sale for 3.74 Euros.
Don't forget about the shot in the head. Very important.
Over two years later and this game is still in early access. Why does this keep happening?
THE TIP BOX ISN'T EVEN THERE YET!
The Fallout Shelter sound effects alone have more entertaining value than this Second Warfare game itself.
What a balanced game.They reduced the quality of the gameplay so that you can be as good as the bots! XD
3:54 It's just some hobo living there. "Hey!Get off of my castle!" **throws a banana peel** XD
Why do they even try?
HG Shurtugal Because they want people to buy their "Video games"
Plank Jr. The 3rd
I dont see how they would think anyone would buy this over CS:GO CoD BF or Halo
HG Shurtugal Because they're desperately trying to bring the barest modicum of shitty meaning to their worthless existence...
HG Shurtugal completely agree, noone! NOONE WILL BUY THIS EVER.
either they have a fuckton of money and just do this to troll steam, or they really make a "profit" so they can continue to do this awful trash
***** There's a guy defending them on the forums, though.
Well, I guess I can understand why the sacrificed anything over 2 feet worth of draw distance to get that incredible, buttery smooth 15 frames per second.
AHAHA Oh man, I laughed all the way through, and when it got dark I just lost it, Jim you're the man!
Definitely looking forward to your annual Worst Of video, Jim. Should be a challenging one for you.
Wow I literally speechless for a while. I honestly couldn't tell if that was a glitch or if that was actually their attempt to do a night effect. The fact that yes, it was on purpose, only made my faith in humanity die a little bit more.
my favorite part is when Jim starts playing fallout shelter!
For fuck sake it took a grand total of 20 seconds to make me piss myself with laughter
That fucking swag walk has killed me
The draw distance and pop in going on while watching this is... extraordinary.
I misread the thumbnail as second warframe, little sad now Jim
You know the little vehicle bit at the start of the first level? Check the ammo counter bottom left, it reads 1/1 in the car and immediately changes when the gameplay starts and you get a gun.
The game appears to be treating the car as a gun. That's an... inventive way of doing it, I guess
Well, you could run someone over with a car and kill them.
When, without a word, you start hearing slot machine noises from a game Jim is playing because he is so done with this game's shit, I almost died laughing
I died at 3:59 when the machine gun had no operator and Jim said wtf. Lmfao.
If I didn't know any better, I'd think this was a game from the '90s.
o hai mark
ThunderhorseEX never gets old... :D
ThunderhorseEX I didn't hit her! I did naaat!
It's bullshit I did not hit her!
Anyway, how's Your sex life?
ThunderhorseEX SPOONS! *throws spoon*
who the FUCK are you?
Oh WOW, just WOW... this is..... special indeed. I actually feel sorry for the "Devs". How could someone release this and charge actual currency for it and not be completely ashamed and embarassed?
*Video is running in "Auto (720p60)"
*Change it to manual 720p60 because I don't want quality dropping to 144p for no reason
"An error has occurred, please try again later"
...Dammit, UA-cam.
ThisChannelContainsNoContent After watching the video, I'm beginning to wonder why I bothered.
ThisChannelContainsNoContent it looks better at 144p. Actually, it looks better if you close your eyes and listen to Jims voice
I'm waiting for the inevitable breakdown of the 'developer', or the copyright strike XD
*angrily switches to Fallout Shelters*
I love the river particles just going through the streets.
I love how he just goes "fuck it!" And plays fallout shelter.
Why are there so many awful Russian developers?
Mark Jackson Apparently they are asset flipping. Either it's Russian kids with too much time on it's hands or a single person trying to make money off of impulse buyers on Steam by selling an asset pack they illegally acquired and put in the investment of only 100 dollars (relative to their currency of course) and hope to make a profit.
Oda Swifteye It's just odd how they all seem to be Russian haha.
Mark Jackson It was Korean once I think.
Russia just has a head start.
Mark Jackson It's because Russia is an awful place to live and it strips the morals away from anyone subjected to it's frozen grip. It's basically the Chaos Wastes from Warhammer.
Lincoln E The ice freezes the wind, the ice freezes the water, the ice freezes your heart.
I love that we've reached the point where Jim doesn't even say anything before firing up Fallout Shelters. For some reason this cracks me up so hard.
"and all his little wizards" Nice subtle blackadder reference at the end there Jim.
"It has sentient guns" 10/10 IGN
Jim, can you give us Fallout Shelter updates in your videos when the game takes the piss?
*'WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!'*
Good lord that object pop-in was amazing.
No "Tips" on the Main Menu ... If you saw the second video for Second Warfare, you noticed that the developer put a "Tips" menu that they put AFTER the fact when they accused Jim that he didn't look at it.
I fucking love the Fallout Shelter sounds in the background.
It's amazing that it gets progressively darker as your lose health and even after dying you don't regain vision. That's the best mechanic I've ever seen in a game.
I can't believe you played this for 20 minutes.
this game was made in unity, how is it worse than default assets in every way?
best voice acting of all time
The "I'm gonna play Fallout Shelter for a bit" maneuver hasn't gotten old yet.
When the floating gun turned around I lost it XD
Love how Jim plays fallout shelter to pass the time while the unskippable cutscene is going on.
Had to come back here to check and there were no tips in the earlier version.
I actually had a brief moment in the second video where I thought you had missed the tips. Nope you indeed made a good faith attempt to represent this game.
As soon as I saw the hideous 1 meter pop in for objects I just wanted to cry... I don't know if I'm going to be able to get through this entire video.
Oh... my... jeebuz...
It have seen the void now. I have stared into the abyss and it has burned my very soul.
What was the idea behind adding a day night weather system to your game? That's an afterthought for an open world game. Not a linear first person shooter!
That draw distance.... beautiful.
The gunfire generates more light than any ambient light (of which there is none) lmao
When that unmanned gun turned to shoot you 5 minutes in, I lost it.
Once again.
Thank god for him.
Can anyone else hear that scream in the background at 06:53? I know I've heard it somewhere. Anyone know where?