Jerma Streams - DAVE THE DIVER
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- Опубліковано 29 чер 2024
- Jerma archived DAVE THE DIVER (The original title of this stream was "David", and was originally streamed/recorded on June 29th, 2023)
0:00 Start of Stream
15:29 DAVE THE DIVER
2:51:48 End of Stream
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15:29 DAVE THE DIVER
why are you yelling at me :(
DAVE THE DIVER
BOB THE BUILDER
SOLID THE SNAKE
THOMAS THE TRAIN
I don't think Jerma has a house I think he lives in the desert and everytime the stream ends he wiggles from side to side and hides in the sand from predators.
From predators or prey? 😂
Why won't jerma tell us why he is shaped like a ring pop
His room is just an illusion cast by several large frills that extend from his neck
This is what everyone in Las Vegas does
Jerma is actually just a lure on the end of a giant sandworm who feeds on bits and uses jerma as the lure on us.
I feel like I fell into a different timeline in the past 48 hours where Dave the Diver is the most popular game in the world, it's almost every youtube ad I get, it was on the front page of steam up until the summer sale started, and now the worlds most famous cosmic entity is playing it
You get ads?
Really? I'm just now hearing of it
this but for Only Up
always has been
as it should :)
I can’t believe he got signed to kick for $1200 Congratulations Jerma!
minimum wage andy
you stole this reply in my head!
I can’t believe he held his breath for 2 minutes and even had time to make a phone call too
2:15:29 I was sleeping so peacefully after a hard day of work and this incessant garbled warbling wormed its way into my dreams, turned them into nightmares, and woke me up while it was still playing. Thanks jerma
Watching this time go to bed, oh god what do I have in store
@@sploompdoomperjust make sure you sleep for less than three hours
God I HOPE he officially calls the House Flipper invitational the "Flip-Off".
laughing so hard at jerma workshopping the holding breath joke into a classic jerma joke with chat
I literally just got off the game and was hoping jerma would play this. Heated up some food and there it was
heaven on earth type shit
Like the planets aligning
you summoned it
best feeling ever
Makes sense since Jerma985 is just a figment of our imaginations
I can't believe he drowned on stream trying to prove that one guy wrong
WHAT is this thumbnail?? Is jerma storing as much coffee, cheetos and chicken as possible for the winter???
ITS CALLED THE FONDLER EFFECT
do you know when that bit started, i really want to clip it
@@123Todayyit was his iron lung stream but idk the timestamp tho
Thank this channel for existing and thank Jerma for being such a down to earth and amazing person. After having a long day i think many other people would agree there's almost nothing better than winding down with a Jerma video.
This the type of comment I read while contently grinning with glee fr
I’ve genuinely been mentally drained recently and it’s been hard to do basic things like getting exercise and leaving the house without being distracted by all my anxiety.
It’s so nice to have these streams so I can distract myself through some of the most overwhelming moments or when I can’t sleep.
Fr really grateful for him and this whole community.
Oh yeah the NFT supporter and Crypto trader is so "Down to earth"🙄🙄
I can't believe he held his breath for so long
28:20 he actually starts playing
Loser timestamp
most useful comment
Holy macaroni, Bacon, the stream JUST ENDED. Archive team putting in THAT WORK
Glad to see Dave getting all the love he deserves
But hes insulted for being overweight throughout the whole game though??💀💀
If you still don’t believe that Jerma is an alien you got the thumbnail to stare at
Put the thumbnail picture next to the Greedy Grinner
He's not an alien he's just part frog
I had a dream that Jerma pretended to actually hold his breath while pretending to hold his breath
what?
@@ordinary_they had a dream that jerma pretended to actually hold his breath while pretending to hold his breath
@@squijji3261 Oh ok, thanks. They were kinda quiet.
I read "Dave the Driver" and got excited for a second.
hehehoohoo car
When Jerma asked for "upgrade games" I'm surprised nobody mentioned Dome Keeper considering it was everywhere when that released. That seems like a Jerma kinda game.
We need to see Jerma try Armored Core
Its such a bland and boring game are you high? LTF2 on the other hand, now THATS a peak upgrade game😎😎
every time he opens a weapon crate and doesn't pickup the blueprint physically hurts me
2:15:27 not only was the scout named after jerma, but he ALSO voiced pyro??
He voices pyrocynical.
the pyro when run through software to unmuffled the voice DOES sound like he might be from boston or something.
heavy east coast accent.
@@horsepastewho?
@@scout360pyrozhi
I didn’t know Jerma changed his name to Dave
Yes because of this game he did
Name Change Dave
Dave andy
boiling some fettucini whilst enjoying a nice jerma stream, thats luxury baby!!!!!!!
hell yeah!!
yummy :)
When the impostor is 200ft below sea level.
It's cool that Dave State has a hobby outside his super monkey ball emulation career
I wish he would have played more of this it gets so good
Lmao "Ban the False Fondler's"
HOLY DIVER
watched this stream and i finished it with 10 mouth ulcers i can’t talk anymore
i love this game's music, i can't stop doing little dance breaks
lol I know the picture he used for the "holding breath as long as possible" bit comes from his Rhythm Heaven Fever stream, cause I remember leaving a timestamp there on the 2ndJerma edit
This game is so fun
This sorta gives me Endless Ocean vibes, just a bit more intense
You can play Animal crossing without cheating. They have an update that allows you to experience things during the night that normally happen during the day. You just gotta talk to Isabelle and she'll take care of it the next day. It's honestly helpful for the situation he was talking about.
good... i gotta have my jerma fix.... been watching clip shows with the same clips all night
At first I felt like the mechanics didn't simulate diving very well, but then I realised they kindof do. You lose oxygen faster when you go down, not because it's consumed when you're deeper but because now you need more oxygen to decompress at the end. It's a clever solution to making the gameplay feel smooth and continuous but still acknowledging how diving works.
Lol "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!!" when I've lost something is my go to phrase too
I love this game
NO WAY JERMA PLAYED MY NEW FAVORITE GAME
is jerma going to continue his Sorcery playthrough?
oooo i’m early to a vod
2:11:17
you're welcome
Bruh i didn’t get the notification i didn’t know this stream even happened tf
Me neither for some reason. I've been loving this game since early access and I'm really bummed I missed him playing it live.
I'm fairly sure somebody responsible for the art design is a huge fan of cooking anime.
Jerma is one of my favourite humans
'human'
don't you know he's a shapeshifting space cat with octopus legs and sawblade arms?
The iPhone alarm in the background is making me LOSE it
4 seconds into the stream and jerma forgets what a joystick is
Demon Lord Zeraxos in the live rumble killed me
Well. Today I learned that I can naturally hold my breath for an unusually long period of time. I shall nurse this gift and, maybe, one day, die from holding my breath for too long
Oh yeah. And ur gonna want some irrefutable proof for my claims. No matter. I shall start holding my breath now. When I post my next comment in the form of a reply to my initial message, that’ll signal that I have finished holding my breath.
@@jacksonlaframboise6257rip🫡
jerma the pork and beans stan
He eats his victims with the pork and beans
NO FUCKIN WAY DAVE THE DIVER!??! Lets go!
I was waiting for him to pass out and make a big slamming sound at the 2 minute mark
im eating cereals
cream
I have some?
Ohh what kind
This is great, just started playing it too!
2:19:52 Face in the Thumbnail
"Animal crossing colon game" amazing quote
JermaFart
5:19 reverse Kleptomaniac
Thumbnail = FROG SKIN ANDY
Hardspace Shipbreaker for Jerma's upgrade-game would be fucking hilarious to watch. Would probably not last long before he kills himself 20 times by suffocation
This game seems pretty fun. I might get it. I wonder if they have any plans of a switch port because I could see it being fun on there too
I believe it will be. In the next few months as well. But i'm not entirely sure.
I'm surprised wasn't initially released on there! Can't wait til it is : )
I wished it did. Seems super cozy. Hard to resist getting it during the sale but it's cheap enough that I don't feel bothered by buying it twice.
2:24:42
Non 7 am upload????
Jubble.
sure hope jerma does play casino inc again.
Jerma985 turns into Pyro tf2
2:15:00
Great game, once you get the fish farm + farm its a new game
I was so annoyed at him for not reading the dialogues oh my god.
Its such a nice and satirical game as well... Sadge
i have to play this haven't been genuinely excited to play a video game in a while
2:15:29 has to be one of his best jokes
I'm listening to Lewis Capaldi while I watch this...#notsponsored
His take on animal crossing is TRUE
Timestamp?
@@JacobKinsley 1:08:27
Anyone who agrees with jerma will never see the sun rise and have a moment of self reflection where a single tear drops down your face a you appreciate the beauty of nature and life
@@JacobKinsley They'll never find me
@@DireNemesis honestly I thought his take was going to be that he doesn't want to play a game that doesn't allow you to skip anything which I would agree with but like man, no matter how hard life gets I'm not going to stay awake after midnight playing video games
RAAAAAAHHH
Jermrabilia
2:11:20 what’s that pic from? I feel like it’s from one of his Elden Ring streams but I’m not sure
from the cod tournament stream while raging and did the nerd face
2:35:50 he read my message >:)
WebMD Wilson
This game is an ocean gate reference
God dam diver davids I swear
He must be going senile
yikes, he played something from nexon
As a archive watcher I always hope/dream I get a one guy moment. Also who tf is ballfondler?
He is the true oneguy
why isnt he reading my chats
Idk just keep trying I believe in you
They suck!!
Jerma really demonstrated self restraint when that DSP lookalike said “I’m the MC”
Wow, the voice actor for Jerma did a really good job for this one huh
AAAA
FUCK i missed it!
Eew why is only in 720p
TOP 10 GROSSEST THUMBNAIL ON UA-cam.
Dick the birthday boy
I know Dave the Diver is relaxing game where you can take your time, I know. I know he plays for 2 hour and for that amount he is also not focusing at all because he is busy making jokes or smth or checking verified balls fondlers. And yet. The way he plays this game in particular makes me gnash my teeth and desire violence.
Bro they used One Piece. Blue Hole? Fish from all the Oceans? That's just the All Blue. Im not mad i'm just surprised.
I'm the og ball fondler and I'm sad I didn't get my 20
please more diver dave i am begging you J-Man
Who is this man talking to
he was diagnosed with early onset schizophrenia. so his mother set up a stream so she can monitor him
Is Jeremy my God
I think I'd enjoy this guy say literally anything
How the fuck is this already uploaded? He went live 15 hours ago
This vod specifically he ended stream early enough that we could upload it and set it public early yesterday but most of his streams are uploaded and released by the morning after. If Jerma streams, expect it here by next morning. If not by next morning, ill usually announce why in the archive discord. Have a good day!