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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2024

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  • @storkiiii.with.2iis.not4iiiiss
    @storkiiii.with.2iis.not4iiiiss Рік тому +3587

    One must imagine Jerma being happy.

    • @breadman6058
      @breadman6058 Рік тому +76

      or suspicious

    • @enderguardian7443
      @enderguardian7443 Рік тому

      @ballincat43. look kid, i get that you want your videos to be popular, but here’s a tip, stop promoting your own channel in the comments/replies you will not succeed like that, nobody likes a spammer, if you want your videos to get popular make good videos and share them with people who are in the same or a similar niche as you, and if you’re especially confident in your work share it with a bigger youtuber don’t ask them to share it but ask them to enjoy it.

    • @RigWim
      @RigWim Рік тому

      HOLY SHIT BALLINCAT IS HERE FUCK ME

    • @GutterJon
      @GutterJon Рік тому +4

      The sus guy

    • @mecro137
      @mecro137 Рік тому +5

      Unimaginable, he never laughs or smiles

  • @prplnebula
    @prplnebula Рік тому +2498

    one must imagine sisyphus as an insane man from boston

  • @hecksnek6158
    @hecksnek6158 Рік тому +164

    "No one died on that hill, You're fighting ghosts" 🔥🔥✍

    • @troglodytee
      @troglodytee Рік тому +16

      but where do the ghosts come from 🤔

    • @sheepsflan
      @sheepsflan Рік тому +14

      @@troglodytee The ones that previously died on that hill alone

  • @Pickle-jarr
    @Pickle-jarr Рік тому +464

    22:28 is 10x funnier when you realized they both had the same idea for extending the bit at the same time

  • @thewizardofroz
    @thewizardofroz Рік тому +764

    the ruined house picture as Jerma and Ster fail that jump and argue was just absolute perfection

    • @sharklegs
      @sharklegs Рік тому +9

      timestamp ?

    • @racerdgs
      @racerdgs Рік тому +44

      17:54

    • @bernabo9115
      @bernabo9115 10 місяців тому +2

      such an accurate representation of my childhood

  • @SirMangler
    @SirMangler Рік тому +764

    Props to the editor, the part where both Jerma and Star were arguing and began screaming at one another to a hard cut really felt like an OG Jerma/Star video, the exact kinda in-editing humour!

    • @Kezsora
      @Kezsora Рік тому +104

      I can't help but read this comment with dripping sarcasm even though I know you're being 100% genuine.

    • @SirMangler
      @SirMangler Рік тому +87

      @@Kezsora Oh I'm SO sorry you read it like that. My SINCEREST apologies. - joking aside i really was being genuine, i just forgot how to talk like a normal human last night!

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming Рік тому +32

      28:18

    • @lunaborea
      @lunaborea Рік тому +11

      thank you@@chuckbatmangaming

    • @Silverado-pq6xe
      @Silverado-pq6xe Рік тому +7

      @@chuckbatmangamingGOAT activity

  • @joshyip3437
    @joshyip3437 Рік тому +76

    “if i put my brain on a 50 ms delay, we are PERFECTLY in sync”
    -thought ster was calling jerma slow 😂

  • @LL-cu9gn
    @LL-cu9gn Рік тому +146

    This feels like watching your parents on the verge of divorce but are still trying to keep the relationship ok

  • @t1maggedon
    @t1maggedon Рік тому +779

    Always lovely when these two 40-year-old men have a date online

    • @heyfella5217
      @heyfella5217 Рік тому +84

      I love when their senior living home lets them use the computer.

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep Рік тому +563

    Oh for a second I thought this was more Ultrakill, but then I remembered he died 237 times to the first enemy before vomiting in his mother’s bed

    • @Outpost38C
      @Outpost38C Рік тому +62

      A whole sleeve of Oreos!

    • @quoteclone
      @quoteclone Рік тому +49

      ​@ballincat43.I don't believe you.

    • @notanog9446
      @notanog9446 Рік тому

      I'm not an og

    • @BruddaAmbatablow
      @BruddaAmbatablow Рік тому +5

      @@quoteclone it is clear, the prophesy was true, ballincat43

    • @Storse
      @Storse Рік тому +2

      lying@ballincat43.

  • @aeteno703
    @aeteno703 Рік тому +668

    one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash Рік тому +65

      And caked up.

    • @RordamJ
      @RordamJ Рік тому +65

      He must be SO buff from pushin that thang so long.

    • @fruitpigenthusiast120
      @fruitpigenthusiast120 Рік тому +31

      That's why he keeps dropping it when he gets near the top

    • @Ashlevon
      @Ashlevon Рік тому +5

      He's doing those gamer reps

    • @somethingguy912
      @somethingguy912 Рік тому +15

      wearing biker shorts.

  • @dinonatorful
    @dinonatorful Рік тому +101

    This whole stream felt like watching 2 guys get a couch up the stairs

  • @JacobTheCroc
    @JacobTheCroc Рік тому +63

    35:44 Somehow its the only thing I remember from the entire stream, most likely because I was half awake and when I heard that I was like "Wait, what!?"

  • @tonuka6257
    @tonuka6257 Рік тому +57

    5:40 "bad program" I love how years later ster still makes references to old videos

    • @IOSIRIS
      @IOSIRIS 6 місяців тому +9

      As opposed to Jerma who will call you a psycho for referencing something that happened like, a week ago and he’d say “how do you remember that”

  • @Devecs
    @Devecs Рік тому +163

    really heartwarming for Jerma to dedicate this video to his old friend Sisyphus.

  • @Shawshook
    @Shawshook Рік тому +207

    One must imagine Sisyphus with built in timing

  • @shartbearer
    @shartbearer Рік тому +128

    I'm not surpised jerma's penguin looks like a chiseled stone god with luscious locks of hair straight from a shampoo commercial while ster's one probably loves to eat nutrition pellets

    • @vinceb8123
      @vinceb8123 6 місяців тому +3

      Oh yeah that must be because that penguin loves to eat bugs

  • @edgamz9315
    @edgamz9315 Рік тому +28

    @27:00 Jerma states he's "on beats" and then starts smacking the table at his two-tick server timing

  • @ryanharrelson6935
    @ryanharrelson6935 Рік тому +67

    This year has been the best year for Jerma/ Ster content since 2014.

  • @TheDolphinTuna
    @TheDolphinTuna Рік тому +59

    They're arguing like an old married couple

  • @dominicbofficial
    @dominicbofficial Рік тому +101

    One must imagine Sisyphus in the meat grinder.

    • @boxmeister3059
      @boxmeister3059 Рік тому +9

      One must imagine Sisyphus probably dead

    • @Krog517
      @Krog517 11 місяців тому +3

      One must imagine Sysyphus‘ finger still intact

  • @Neotenico
    @Neotenico Рік тому +61

    34:52
    "Let's wait for the wind"
    "Uhhhhhh-huh"
    ...
    "WOWOWOWOWOWW... WAOW... WWOAOWWW; *WOW!!* *WOW*"
    "Cuhmahn, come aun"
    _sounds of a rabid witch drowning in a vat of acid_

  • @SophiesName
    @SophiesName Рік тому +131

    Music producer here, limiters will help keep a sound below a peak level but won't usually help w the sorta thing that happened in the DMC stream because a sound can register a peak DB level relatively low but still sound REALLY LOUD to our ears. If anything ppl usually use limiters in music to make things louder, paradoxically.
    Tldr: limiters don't stop evil jerma nuke sounds.

    • @2chickenmama
      @2chickenmama Рік тому +13

      It might if the lookahead is high enough and there's no attack on the limiter since there's a delay between the audio going out from OBS (so for DMC Jerma gets nuked and we get hit by a very compressed explosion)

    • @SophiesName
      @SophiesName Рік тому +11

      @@2chickenmama while you're right, I imagine the limiters on jerma's stream aren't set anywhere near low enough that viewers actually get much in the way of relief from the explosion to catch a sound as loud and distorted as that from the DMC stream. Tbf I haven't tested it so I'm running of theory alone here but because the sound itself has a peak to average of basically 0, I can't imagine it'd be that much quieter than what we hear in the VOD. It might prevent your speakers from completely blowing though if you're watching on them.

    • @SophiesName
      @SophiesName Рік тому +10

      @@2chickenmama p.s I love that I get to have this conversation in a jerma comment section thank you for existing :)

    • @2chickenmama
      @2chickenmama Рік тому +6

      ​@@SophiesName for sure, the threshold was probably still 0db and with jerma not redlining when he streams it would definitely be an awful surprise for the viewers with the jump in dynamic range lol. Although I do wonder if twitch does any kind of audio normalisation on their end, that way we'd only get the occasional jumpscare instead of tinnitus
      Also that's so nice ty!! the feeling is mutual, I'm glad I got to have this chat about preventing audio nukes lol

    • @_Niko11001
      @_Niko11001 Рік тому +7

      I'm an audio engineer. Loudness is very complicated and there's a lot of factors that contribute to it. One of the most important is crest factor, which is the ratio of peak to average signal. A limiter's primary use is to decrease the crest factor by lowering peaks, bringing them closer to the average level (decreasing dynamics). At the same time, they also add harmonic distortion which can make a sound louder by adding frequencies and filling out the spectrum (which doesn't affect dynamics). So while a sound might not be dynamic, it might still be loud because of its spectral content.
      Something important but not normally talked about is how "loud" means the opposite of what most people mean when it comes to music. People normally call something loud when it's very dynamic, like a jumpscare or when an explosion happens in a movie. But in music when we say loud we mean LOW dynamics. By that metric something like a movie with a high dynamic range is actually very quiet.

  • @jollygrapefruit786
    @jollygrapefruit786 Рік тому +54

    Seeing Jerma and Ster streaming together so much lately makes me so happy

  • @pseudo_goose
    @pseudo_goose Рік тому +51

    There is nothing quite like the STAR_/Jerma dynamic. I missed this so much

  • @memoriam.victoriam
    @memoriam.victoriam Рік тому +41

    this reminds me of listening to my parents passive aggressively fighting each other in front of company

  • @themariobros15
    @themariobros15 Рік тому +42

    man i love watching stern and jermaine

  • @luciuseclipse
    @luciuseclipse Рік тому +48

    27:30 I have to agree with Ster. The confirmation is just more room for error, especially on platforms that crumble. The 321 already has you in sync, so pausing jeopardizes that sync thus leading to another potential for failure. If someone missed, then it's already messed up in that case.

    • @dagreenllama8172
      @dagreenllama8172 Рік тому +17

      I agree more with jerma. the slight pause gives time for the payer to plan a jump and be more accurate. i think if you're doing it at full speed that leaves more room for a player freaking out or not recognizing a jump and losing timing. as long as they can keep a good pattern like they did, i believe its a better strategy.

    • @sehguhnai8223
      @sehguhnai8223 Рік тому +6

      I can't believe the argument is going to last that long

    • @luciuseclipse
      @luciuseclipse Рік тому +12

      @@dagreenllama8172 what more is there to plan when you already see where to jump before you start? You don’t want to be sitting on a crumbling platform and trying to change the plan mid jump.

  • @sharklegs
    @sharklegs Рік тому +54

    One must imagine Jerma985 hinged and sane

  • @enzoldutronc674
    @enzoldutronc674 Рік тому +106

    I tuned in for the first hour and had to go, I thought this would be a game they play for an hour, get annoyed at, move on
    But they did it, they reached the peek. Absolute god gamers.

  • @spelunke55
    @spelunke55 Рік тому +9

    Another good intro to this would have been the scene in Whiplash where JK Simmons made Miles Teller cry complaining about being "on my time"

  • @Nateberries
    @Nateberries Рік тому +65

    one must imagine a psychopath taking his old friend as hostage in a bird jump game.

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman9724 Рік тому +9

    i appreciate ster's remarkable strategy of counting from 1 to 1 and jumping on 1

  • @Turbopasta
    @Turbopasta Рік тому +18

    the whole thing around 23:30 feels like a Seinfeld bit, but I totally get it. Ster plays comp shooters so his reflexes and timings are much better than Jerma. Jerma is an old man who can't remember his own birthday and also he paints houses for fun. It's like when a kid has to slow down to explain how computers work to their mom.

  • @tyr573
    @tyr573 Рік тому +54

    Idk why but i forgot i clicked on jerma's video and seeing him at the bottom in full darkness made me laugh

  • @stracky2
    @stracky2 Рік тому +19

    i appreciate the noise Jerma makes at 6:12

  • @Oxygentleman
    @Oxygentleman Рік тому +9

    i like the fact that they reached the "exhausted rage game player" phase like... a fifth of the way into the video

  • @bonkus4
    @bonkus4 Рік тому +13

    one must imagine sisyphus with a dent in his head

  • @stationshelter
    @stationshelter Рік тому +9

    when they were arguing about jerma timing vs gamer timing it sounded exactly like my grandparents every time one of them does something marginally resembling a mistake or fault

  • @asdfvevo3806
    @asdfvevo3806 2 місяці тому +1

    i love ster explaining how the timer triggers jermas primitive ape brain to go and not stop, whilst jeremy is just mogging everyone in facecam

  • @bebble985
    @bebble985 5 місяців тому +1

    47:57 jerma smiling when he sees that ster and he are perfectly in sync is so cute, i can’t get over it

  • @RottenHeretic
    @RottenHeretic Рік тому +19

    I love watching two grown men, slowly descend into madness.

  • @kwak0
    @kwak0 Рік тому +51

    I love how he physically moves back when they make a big jump. This MANIAC doesn't even know the difference between the game and REAL LIFE!

  • @GOTHPUNKLESBIAN
    @GOTHPUNKLESBIAN Рік тому +41

    19:30 and 34:53 are the two funniest clips of the year i think

    • @IncitefulHomoeroticEncounter
      @IncitefulHomoeroticEncounter Рік тому

      i almost passed out at 34 i couldn't fucking breathe waow waow waow.. wow *witch cackling*

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 3 місяці тому

      the porky pig stuttering and ster making angry animal noises

  • @KingThrillgore
    @KingThrillgore Рік тому +24

    I didn't even have to scroll and we got:
    * Imagine Sisyphus happy jokes
    * Ultrakill jokes
    * Sus jokes
    * Mention of Corax's videos
    * Ster
    And the first words out of Jerma's mouth are "I have a limiter."
    This is the best video ever made. You can retire.

  • @anotherperson1386
    @anotherperson1386 Рік тому +27

    35:45 Jerma insults a viewer

    • @vinceb8123
      @vinceb8123 6 місяців тому

      HAHAHAHAH TRUE IT'S THAT STREAM

  • @Get_Splooshed
    @Get_Splooshed Рік тому +91

    Jerma should do another baseball stream. maybe he can get 2 up this time?

  • @wud9677
    @wud9677 Рік тому +38

    they're so cute together

    • @Aquana01
      @Aquana01 Рік тому

      the perfect couple

  • @wackyzany3397
    @wackyzany3397 Рік тому +15

    I really think the name SisyphUS is genius and I'm sad noone else is commenting about it

  • @temerson2
    @temerson2 10 місяців тому +1

    42:26 the comedic timing of this whole scenario can’t be overstated, the meaty SMACK of them failing according to Star’s prediction is so perfect

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt Рік тому +3

    35:10 - holy shit, the collection of sounds that came out of ster's mouth

  • @epicanarchy7
    @epicanarchy7 11 місяців тому +5

    Bread Fred Redemption

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth Рік тому +16

    Heartwarming how Ster still won't let Jerma live down his 'bad program' line from more than ten years ago.

    • @jillsandwitch67
      @jillsandwitch67 Рік тому

      timestamp plz :-)

    • @joe____
      @joe____ Рік тому +4

      He also referenced "No secrets over here?" from the Deep Rock Galactic stream

    • @Xzeihoranth
      @Xzeihoranth Рік тому

      @@jillsandwitch67 5:42

    • @PaintraSeaPea
      @PaintraSeaPea Рік тому +7

      @@joe____ I love how jerma never reciprocates the references because he probably doesnt remember half the things he says

    • @joe____
      @joe____ Рік тому +8

      @PaintraSeaPea He also like filters out half of everything he hears, truly our beloved ADHD Andy

  • @loopholesloopy
    @loopholesloopy Рік тому +21

    Honestly them arguing about their timing philosophy was beautiful, both valid methods on how to do it but they fought ferociously, ster with his built in timing and jerma with his more rhythm based timing. Pause rep vs built in timing are good names for them.

  • @vrex
    @vrex 7 місяців тому +1

    5:40 I love how they both still remember the "bad program" bit from like 9 years ago

  • @vivious_
    @vivious_ Рік тому +5

    6:12
    psychopath pretends to feel emotion

  • @humiekitten7818
    @humiekitten7818 Рік тому +5

    One must imagine jerma oiled up and bustin it down

  • @Sparklenuts
    @Sparklenuts Рік тому +3

    The screaming at 27:40 onwards is great

  • @Fernisawake
    @Fernisawake Рік тому +17

    Fun fact
    The thumbnail is a real photo of how they look IRL (in real life)

    • @TheArKabZol
      @TheArKabZol Рік тому +1

      that's cool. the little box in the bottom right is actually gameplay, the rest is facecam.

    • @KukHuve
      @KukHuve Рік тому +2

      what deos irl Mean?

    • @TheArKabZol
      @TheArKabZol Рік тому +1

      @@KukHuve it says inside the parentheses

    • @KukHuve
      @KukHuve Рік тому +1

      @@TheArKabZol oh tanks

    • @vinceb8123
      @vinceb8123 6 місяців тому

      Real?

  • @mattmurdockfan
    @mattmurdockfan 7 місяців тому +1

    watching them play together makes me feel like im watching my parents argue

  • @swizzili4309
    @swizzili4309 Рік тому +5

    27:08 they’re literally going crazy

  • @firstlast9855
    @firstlast9855 Рік тому +3

    I've been obsessed with these long form edits recently! I prefer them compared to the super cuts

  • @webwebb
    @webwebb Рік тому +4

    built in timing

  • @TheAlison1456
    @TheAlison1456 Рік тому +4

    24:22 Ster just found out about human reaction time and network latency

  • @nunyabiznes7446
    @nunyabiznes7446 Рік тому +4

    I love watching marital disputes

  • @greencomet2011
    @greencomet2011 Рік тому +2

    So good to have you two back together.

  • @Albionic_
    @Albionic_ Рік тому +9

    Nice to see Jerma really embracing his Jim Carrey arc

  • @samg3634
    @samg3634 Рік тому +1

    Ster is Richie from the Bear. He’s abrasive and loud but he’s got a heart of gold. He also looks like him

  • @FrancisEctomorphe
    @FrancisEctomorphe Рік тому +4

    Ster is so real for that Beton Brutal vs Only Up rant

  • @NickCrumpets
    @NickCrumpets Рік тому +13

    One must imagine the SUS GUY happy

  • @Brodysseus113
    @Brodysseus113 Рік тому +6

    25:00 Ster learns jerma is Empathetic

  • @potatosordfighter666
    @potatosordfighter666 9 місяців тому +1

    Wow, I'd never heard of Beton Brutal before, but it's actually super cool looking. I do agree with Ster that it looks better than Only Up by a long ways. It's not just random stolen assets in a void, there is real level design. BTW, Only Up was taken down because it had so many stolen assets in it. It literally was a cheap asset flip game

  • @jacksondrysdale909
    @jacksondrysdale909 Рік тому +8

    One must imagine Jerma in love with Ster

  • @LoneHermit
    @LoneHermit Рік тому +1

    Jerma pushing that cart in Thunder Mountain but it falls back down

  • @Kiroisawesome05
    @Kiroisawesome05 Рік тому +2

    "hey guys, I think you should lean towards cooperation."
    *Do you have a dent in your head?*

  • @EdgarAllan2pointPoe
    @EdgarAllan2pointPoe Рік тому +2

    27:00 I've figured it out! Both of them are insane.

  • @doozy5184
    @doozy5184 Рік тому +2

    One must imagine Sisyphus as the Jump King

  • @RoboterBoboter
    @RoboterBoboter Рік тому +2

    23:30 - 28:50
    Streamer parents arguing in front of their chat children.

  • @tme5
    @tme5 Рік тому +3

    I'm a simple man-I see Sterma, I click

  • @myriadpro1641
    @myriadpro1641 Рік тому +4

    23:24 the moment the friendship broke

  • @MeizarFarizky
    @MeizarFarizky 9 місяців тому +1

    "Uno dos tres"? Anybody knows the best callsign for them is always "coffee cheetos chicken".

  • @Mike-official
    @Mike-official Рік тому +1

    Im gonna have to agree with jerma here, I always jump, wait, jump to make sure I'm ready to jump and am able to make it.

  • @FullCaber
    @FullCaber Рік тому +1

    6:13 jerma makes a weird noise towards baby penguins

  • @PlayDANMAKU
    @PlayDANMAKU Рік тому +5

    A visitor... Mmmm... Indeed. I have slept long enough. The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities, and crush the armies of Heaven... you, shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, child of man, and DIE.

  • @wolfcl0ck
    @wolfcl0ck Рік тому +2

    Look at these two, how I've missed this

  • @Maou3
    @Maou3 Рік тому +2

    31:18 jerma timing evidence for the court

  • @dinosaurcursive
    @dinosaurcursive Рік тому +1

    I clicked on the video and got jumpscared by his facecam in the bottom right

  • @CinnamonToastKing
    @CinnamonToastKing Рік тому +2

    I get what Jerma is saying with the multi jump timing. After playing Unraveled 2 and completing all the bonus areas. That "delay" is to make sure you constantly have your junps in sync.

  • @oshkiv4684
    @oshkiv4684 Рік тому +54

    I thought i completely made jerma up in a nightmare. Could you imagine my horror when i found out that this creature was real?

    • @Herimaka
      @Herimaka Рік тому +10

      Don't worry, this abomination is entirely AI generated. Nothing could be this incomprehensible!

  • @Andy-jh1te
    @Andy-jh1te Рік тому +57

    CUTENESS OVERLOAD 🗣️❗️

  • @VektroidLive
    @VektroidLive Рік тому +4

    Just popping in to say this is one of your best video titles yet

  • @Jaaaaack
    @Jaaaaack Рік тому +3

    Contender for the worst noise of 2023 at 6:14

  • @Gardeningismypassion833
    @Gardeningismypassion833 Рік тому +4

    One must imagine ster happy

    • @Aquana01
      @Aquana01 Рік тому +1

      only in his dreams when he can hold jerma close in his arms and feel his warmth hes happy

  • @NoSTs123
    @NoSTs123 Рік тому +5

    One must imagine Jerma sad.

  • @illuzion2876
    @illuzion2876 Рік тому +1

    Syphilis

  • @normal-mantis
    @normal-mantis Рік тому +3

    it so funny when pengin fall down

  • @th3summoner
    @th3summoner Рік тому +2

    One must imagine SisySUS.

  • @sabotabo7476
    @sabotabo7476 Рік тому +4

    0:17 he's fucking traumatized

  • @l_ukers
    @l_ukers Рік тому +8

    6:11
    The specimen attempts emotion, should be fixed in the next patch

  • @rushoffman965
    @rushoffman965 Рік тому +4

    Daddy ster and daddy Jerma are fighting again