You know what the old saying is; Hair is down, merchant frowns; hair is short, he'll be a good sport. I never could figure out what my nana meant by that. Thank you for bringing life to old wisdom, Fred.
He means that when Fred has longer hair in his videos, its generally going to be a rude bartender or rude barber. When he has short hair in a video, it's usually the nicest bartender or nicest barber.
Am I the only person who read the title of this video and my mind automatically thought there would be a miniature Fred selling me oversized fragrances 😂
Nice😂 for me it first sounded like he was selling fragrances spesifically made for table top game miniatures. Tells about how big of a nerd I actually am, I quess😅
The subtle and regal way with which REG positioned his hands to subconsciously flip off the viewer before he even consciously realized they were there is absolutely immaculate
I love when Fred has this pose where it looks like he has "tiny" busy hands and arms because the table is so high. He looks so occupied by all the quick movements he wants to make at once. Thanks for the fantastic AMSR!
Finally! As a fragrance addict, I was so waiting for another one. And its time fo go to bed. Talk about the perfect timing. And I just ordered 150ml of Bleu de Chanel Parfum
If you are READING this message I WISH you to Recieve whatever it is that you long for, and everything you need. I wish you much love, luck & success in all you do. 🙏🏻❤️
You're a log fire without the flame. Just logs, on a fire, doing nothing. That's how you need to get warm with someone.🤭😂🤣 I sooo appreciate the creative ways this man comes up with his insults. One after another. Even the golf clap was hilarious. I enjoyed the tapping on the tiny boxes as he moved them around on the table. Exploring the proper methods of fluttering the paper with the scent was key. A true perfume merchant skill. The crinkly bags at the end was fantastic. Great to see you Fred. Thank you for the relaxation and giggles.💚💚
I’ve been following Fred for like 4 years now atleast. This man is an asmrtist, an absolute salesman if you’d ask me with a plethora of things he sells in his videos and an amazing darn comedian. What a lad! Love this one especially!
Man I wish there was technology to smell these through the screen lol. I’ve used the Versace Eau Fraiche for a couple of years. I love it and will probably keep using it, but also want to get a few more other colognes too.
Just picked up a bottle of the Eros EDT, wasn’t even considering the difference between the two and now kinda regret it. The scents awesome but only has a normal projection and duration. Def gonna still buy an edp bottle once I’m empty awesome scent.
This is awesome once more and I once again fell asleep in the middle of it, I don't seem to be able to finish any of your vids T-T I'd love to since they are interesting and so well done but I can't, you're too good with ASMR xD
I love the channel and the characters you create in these videos. I hope I'm not overstepping, but I have a suggestion or two that I think could make your characters/scripts really come to life even more. If you could put more attention into describing WHY you recommend this or that drink, pen, cologne, etc, it would make things so much more engaging and personal. For example, instead of "there are a ton of options here that I think would be very well suited for you," maybe saying, " there are a ton of options here for us to choose from, but you I recommend something more relaxing, like this wine. This is a Malbec from Argentina, which means it is known especially for it's smoothness and relaxing effect." Honestly, even if it's just total BS, I would still love it. Somehow, being more specific and confident about the choices you recommend in this type of video makes things so much more engaging.
Fred you really need to do a Sherlock Holmes ASMR complete with pipe smoking and violin props maybe a magnifying glass as well and talk down to us like we viewers are Watson
Love these style videos. But curious as to why you slid the one cologne away at the end when you were wrapping them FRED, did you bamboosal your client?? I said I wanted ALL ofnthe tiny perfumes we tested.
Can you do a Mr Bean style video where you’re super fidgeting with adjusting items and you never quite say anything but always seem on the verge of saying something? Basically Mr Bean as a shop keeper trying not to cause chaos.
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You know what the old saying is;
Hair is down, merchant frowns; hair is short, he'll be a good sport.
I never could figure out what my nana meant by that. Thank you for bringing life to old wisdom, Fred.
what does this mean
@@namesdot7431You know what they say,
Probably something about masculinity being tied to hair length back then.
He means that when Fred has longer hair in his videos, its generally going to be a rude bartender or rude barber. When he has short hair in a video, it's usually the nicest bartender or nicest barber.
Am I the only person who read the title of this video and my mind automatically thought there would be a miniature Fred selling me oversized fragrances 😂
I was kind of hoping for that, actually.
Just a very tiny fragrance merchant selling you a thimble of exotic scents as you pass his miniature store.
But no doubt he would be friendly. That's for sure
No 😂
First place my mind went to.
Nice😂 for me it first sounded like he was selling fragrances spesifically made for table top game miniatures. Tells about how big of a nerd I actually am, I quess😅
The subtle and regal way with which REG positioned his hands to subconsciously flip off the viewer before he even consciously realized they were there is absolutely immaculate
Idk why but the fragrance merchant collection has become my favorite series of videos.
same there so relaxing
I love when Fred has this pose where it looks like he has "tiny" busy hands and arms because the table is so high. He looks so occupied by all the quick movements he wants to make at once. Thanks for the fantastic AMSR!
I just noticed that. Wow that's good stuff right there.
@😂r
This was an absolute masterpiece in sleepy sounds and textures! Well done, Fred.
Fred your videos just get better and better! As a smaller asmrtist I really appreciate all the hard work you put into this😁
0:08 this is how I feel like when I'm shopping for a new perfume
I love that unless he is wearing the wig, he is still the rude Englishman
Fred from the bottom of my heart thank you for bringing these videos to the world
Finally! As a fragrance addict, I was so waiting for another one. And its time fo go to bed. Talk about the perfect timing. And I just ordered 150ml of Bleu de Chanel Parfum
Ive tried to watch this 3 times and I keep falling asleep before the end, doing the job I use asmr for at least.
Great video!
This guy is just too funny. Especially when REG drops some extravagant word, I try and include it into my lexicon.
Cheerio.
Your fragrance videos are among my favorite ASMR videos. Thanks for adding to the collection!
I dont know why but these Fragrance/Perfume Videos hit different
If you are READING this message I WISH you to Recieve whatever it is that you long for, and everything you need. I wish you much love, luck & success in all you do. 🙏🏻❤️
As a miniature fragrance collector myself, this video was so fun to watch and really relaxing! ❤
Loved this. And obsessed with the tiny fragrance!
Always love your fragrance content man, thank you and please keep them coming
You're a log fire without the flame. Just logs, on a fire, doing nothing. That's how you need to get warm with someone.🤭😂🤣 I sooo appreciate the creative ways this man comes up with his insults. One after another. Even the golf clap was hilarious.
I enjoyed the tapping on the tiny boxes as he moved them around on the table. Exploring the proper methods of fluttering the paper with the scent was key. A true perfume merchant skill. The crinkly bags at the end was fantastic. Great to see you Fred. Thank you for the relaxation and giggles.💚💚
Love all your videos Fred!! Your helping me through these chemotherapy treatments thank you so much 😊
Awh good luck!
Hey brother
how r u now
Versace Dylan blue is a very strong contender for the perfect men's "everyday" scent. It just works in all scenarios
Fred, I swear you could do a video on paint drying, and it would be great. That's how talented you are!
Another absolute banger!
I was there when this Channel was 200k and we were excited to reach 300k , keep going brother
I’ve been following Fred for like 4 years now atleast. This man is an asmrtist, an absolute salesman if you’d ask me with a plethora of things he sells in his videos and an amazing darn comedian. What a lad! Love this one especially!
The subtle (yet not-so-subtle) giving of the finger at the beginning. LOL xD
I knew his voice was going to be good based on his look but holy sh!t I wasn't ready for that 😂
Unique style as always, amazing ❤
I think Fred is secretly an artist. 👨🎨
0:07 - 0:08
Me, who has done this to my siblings as a joke many times: Now...
You always never fail to amaze me
"You're like a log fire without the flame, you're just sort of some logs" LOLOLOL
Boy these make me so happy. Nice job.
Best types of videos! You snapped! Imagine thor selling colognes😂
Man I wish there was technology to smell these through the screen lol. I’ve used the Versace Eau Fraiche for a couple of years. I love it and will probably keep using it, but also want to get a few more other colognes too.
Loki: holding the threads of reality together
Thor: helping me to get sleep and relax
Legendary siblings 🙌 ❤️
I love how hes about to say something, but remembers he needs to do something
1:22
i’m a fan of fragrance and i’m also a fan yours and now that i knew you’re into fragrances, i’m now a bigger fan of you!!😂❤
My god this guys better at asmr than anyone
Weird to say, but this is the only channel I'm disappointed when a video doesn't start with a sponsored ad 😂
Woo! Some good ASMR in this one, wasn't expecting that.... Nice. 🍻
Just picked up a bottle of the Eros EDT, wasn’t even considering the difference between the two and now kinda regret it. The scents awesome but only has a normal projection and duration. Def gonna still buy an edp bottle once I’m empty awesome scent.
This is awesome once more and I once again fell asleep in the middle of it, I don't seem to be able to finish any of your vids T-T I'd love to since they are interesting and so well done but I can't, you're too good with ASMR xD
Damn this voice sounds perfect for a soft spoken asmr vid
No way, I never knew you where on Spotify until today. 😎sick bro
This is the best asmr
I wish Fred would get a camera that focuses for Christmas.
Great asmr fred 🥰
This is so hilarious 😂 they're SO TINNNNYYY 💀💀💀🤣
Nice little collection. Have one of the OG's and Eros and the flame. The diamonds was driving me nuts cuz I couldn't figure out which one it was.
That cut, right when you where getting frustrated with closing the boxes back up, tells me we'll see this video again in this year's bloopers video
FINALY A Fragrance ASMR
Can't believe I got roasted multiple times by this man and was still able to enjoy it somehow 😂
I feel like thor god of thunder is trying to sell me small perfume-
Fred is da man !
i could smell it through the screen !
so comfortable
Love the quality of the videos! I would maybe just recommend a fixed focus since its always going from you to your hands when you move hehe :)
Sounds and looks like Thor😆🤣 love this its so original
9:50 caught me roleplaying along and I had just tossed my imaginary slip towards the floor.
I love that you just hid one and didn’t sell it to him 😂
Tá fazendo sucesso aqui no Brasil 👏
Anytime it says friendly, just know Fred is gonna be an absolute dick😂
Love how you always play a douchie vendor in every single asmr video that insults his customers lol
I love the channel and the characters you create in these videos. I hope I'm not overstepping, but I have a suggestion or two that I think could make your characters/scripts really come to life even more. If you could put more attention into describing WHY you recommend this or that drink, pen, cologne, etc, it would make things so much more engaging and personal.
For example, instead of "there are a ton of options here that I think would be very well suited for you," maybe saying, " there are a ton of options here for us to choose from, but you I recommend something more relaxing, like this wine. This is a Malbec from Argentina, which means it is known especially for it's smoothness and relaxing effect."
Honestly, even if it's just total BS, I would still love it. Somehow, being more specific and confident about the choices you recommend in this type of video makes things so much more engaging.
Fred you really need to do a Sherlock Holmes ASMR complete with pipe smoking and violin props maybe a magnifying glass as well and talk down to us like we viewers are Watson
Vídeo incrível parabéns ❤
I like this video 👍🏼
Marking this as ASMR for no after ads.
Great video
Ooo I have the Versace as well😂
Wow, lets begin then ❤
Did you change your mic or it's just me who feels the audio quality is getting better?
where do you get bottles like that????
What's the best perfume in these two lacoste red or versace eros
Love these style videos. But curious as to why you slid the one cologne away at the end when you were wrapping them FRED, did you bamboosal your client?? I said I wanted ALL ofnthe tiny perfumes we tested.
That look after the outro lol
thank you bro 👊
Tu debes tener mas suscriptores qur todos los asmr por la calidad de contenido que aces elegante todoo tus videos todos.
Just in time🫡
At least now I know what Gandalf was doing before he became a wizzard.
😊nice asmr
Hello
Fred, where did you buy these miniatures?!?!
I’m actually curious where you get those😂
YES - I like this guy better than the nice one
Where can i order a set of cologne like this
Versace Dylan Blue ❤
Where to buy these mini ones???
Where do they sell them
I m italian , when you said bravo..omg very funny!! Not so many english knows the mean of bravo!!! But i loved your video, like usual.
Really? "Bravo" is a mainstay in English media. I've never met someone who didn't know what it meant. It's been so fully adopted into the language.
Bro can lift mjolnir 💀
- “Friendly”
- Long Hair
Uh oh 😳
🎉🎉excellent 🎉🎉
My wife asked why I was laughing all the time while I was supposed to fall asleep :)
Thor using asmr to get her hammer 😂😂
Can you do a Mr Bean style video where you’re super fidgeting with adjusting items and you never quite say anything but always seem on the verge of saying something? Basically Mr Bean as a shop keeper trying not to cause chaos.
My best videogame character, Arthur Morgan, now make asmr videos ❤
ahh tingle
If that’s friendly then I don’t want to experience your version of rude😂😂