It is the finest quality sand. Hand picked to only contain the most perfect grains. Which have been ground by the ocean waves into a perfect shape for millenia. Who wouldnt want such a piece of history and perfection?
You’re the FIRST male ASMR creator I ever listened to many years ago. Now I’ve finally started making my own. Thanks for your consistency and inspiration.
28:10 With the Farquaad lore, I imagine the viewer (us) is Shrek joking with the tailor and doing a laugh like after the “He’s probably compensating for something” joke These asmr’s are everything : )
Great work again Fred, i now keep waiting for your new videos specifically the REG ones and hipster ones, they are always top notch, love your work as always
LOVEEEEEE it. Tbh my favourite videos of yours are the rudes ones, the retro or hipster ones, or the very simple puff puff ones. I really wish you would do more perfumes ones, maybe even candle ones maybe.
The ties are very colorful and distinguished. I like those crackly wrapped cellophane sounds. Stripes indicate someone of class and style. That's why I have so many stripes on me.😂😂 The clown tie. No gold. No silver. Noo. You came in bronzy. You came in 3rd. Wahh wahh. So many little zingers!! Bilbo Baggins tie.🤣🤣 10k for ties. Cancel the order. lol Every video is a buildup of us annoying the heck out of every shopkeeper and merchant we encounter. But that's what we all love. Thanks, Fred. Well done.🥇🩵💜
Completely random idea: I remember you doing a Lord Farquaad haircut and shave for new year which had the REG first arrive on a hangover to which he promptly snaps out of to of course attend to a much more important customer 👑. But for some reason I thought of a video taking that to the absolute next level and doing a drunk haircut and shave. A bit like the erratic sort of drowsiness of Jack Sparrow but in this case Henry Charles Reginald III encounters you at a party and is more drunk than he’s ever been. So much so that he’s actually quite friendly to you.. but near the end of the end of the video he passess out and wakes back up. Once he removes his whiskey googles with a quick spritz of his bottle he is in absolute shock as to what is before him…
We needed to tell him that we are trying to get into Lord Farquaad club for all the other evil people! Have to retake those questions! Great video! Keep them coming!
"You would pick certain colors to contrast certain features, so your features which seem to come across as very bland, a bit like your personality" LOL!
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Fred is really having fun with that fog machine.
thought you typed "frog" machine, and I was utterly confused
@@NauticalTurtle I would like a frog machine.
Nobody wants a frog machine, it is evil
I swear this dude could sell you sand at the beach
Nice one
It is the finest quality sand. Hand picked to only contain the most perfect grains. Which have been ground by the ocean waves into a perfect shape for millenia. Who wouldnt want such a piece of history and perfection?
Anakin doesnt like this
Not sure he would want to partake in the business of something as raugh, coarse and irritating.
@@PaxEuropaeBut it’s the type of business that gets everywhere.
The watch on top of the shirt cuff hurts my soul! Lol
It has to stay there, or his hand would just fall off
28:35 "keep those jokes to yourself" is wild 💀😂
what
This line had my dyinnnnnnn lol
00:32 - “General Kenobi”
are you new here?
Hello there
"You are a bold one"
He's just waiting for an acting request🤌
The fourth wall would be broken for every job
@@lllllllllllll8867the new Ryan Reynolds
He should be like a butler like a wise one tho
Shrek cameo???
Literally about to go get fitted and this pops up on my feed, Fred is a magical being that always appears at the perfect moment
Delighted to have two “friendly” Fred videos in a row. My cup overfloweth. 🙏
The awkward stare at the start really got me 😂
25:50 lmao, the invisiblity tie
😂
With a typo 😅 it's a mix between invincible and invisible
Thanks for another great video Fred!
I love your asmr videos Fred such a deep asmr voice great work
You’re the FIRST male ASMR creator I ever listened to many years ago. Now I’ve finally started making my own. Thanks for your consistency and inspiration.
The lore is expanding
28:10
With the Farquaad lore, I imagine the viewer (us) is Shrek joking with the tailor and doing a laugh like after the “He’s probably compensating for something” joke
These asmr’s are everything : )
This is were lord farquad gets his ties killed me
💀💀💀💀💀
Ah yes, pipe smoke scented ties. Very classy 😅
Your ASMR content is incredibly relaxing and soothing! It's the perfect escape after a long day. Keep up the amazing work!❤❤❤❤❤
I was just telling ones of Farquad’s guys all about my tailor! Great timing! I needed a suit fitting
I love the pipe. It looks so nice and makes such good sounds!!!
I ussually shop at the thrift store, this is just magnificent.
8:16. Suit you sir. OH suit you sir. Glad to see you're a fan of the Fast Show.
I see that Gandalf’s great-grandson has incredible recommendations in tie patterns.
Great work again Fred, i now keep waiting for your new videos specifically the REG ones and hipster ones, they are always top notch, love your work as always
That thumbnail pic is absolutely exquisite.
😂😂
How is Fred not a famous & rich well known actor yet? Or is he already?
I think he is rich and famous. Just not that well known…yet!
I am almost certain he’s fairly rich, but not famous. Certainly UA-cam famous though
LOVEEEEEE it. Tbh my favourite videos of yours are the rudes ones, the retro or hipster ones, or the very simple puff puff ones. I really wish you would do more perfumes ones, maybe even candle ones maybe.
I love this character, he's like Gandalf's great great great grandson
2 asmr in 2 days？ wow❤
Great asmr so soothing
4:55 you have fallen for my genjutsu
Tailored suit ❌
Tailored gainz ✅
Tailored Swift
@@diggs5518 birthday suit
Ta*LORED* Farquaad
gn, sweet dreams everyone
I love tailor ASMR bro you’re to good at role-plays.
Perfectly tailored tingles 😴
the golden locks, the gold tie, the golden handkerchief, the gold watch…
Man ever since Thor lost his hammer he's been on the hustle
0:52 and the sass has arrived 😂😂😂
Yo solo le digo al creador que siga adelante y que no se valla me encanatan sus asmr no le hagan casi a los haters solo hagan lo suyo ❤😊
Videos muy buenos y muy relajantes.😁
The ties are very colorful and distinguished. I like those crackly wrapped cellophane sounds. Stripes indicate someone of class and style. That's why I have so many stripes on me.😂😂 The clown tie. No gold. No silver. Noo. You came in bronzy. You came in 3rd. Wahh wahh. So many little zingers!! Bilbo Baggins tie.🤣🤣 10k for ties. Cancel the order. lol Every video is a buildup of us annoying the heck out of every shopkeeper and merchant we encounter. But that's what we all love. Thanks, Fred. Well done.🥇🩵💜
51:36 he gave us 7 hankerchiefs with our 6 ties
I've been super into pipe smoking in ASMR vids lately as weird as it sounds. Something nostalgic and relaxing about it
Fred always looking fresh no matter what the roleplay 😎
Chuckling at the passive agressiveness :)
I love how Lord Farquaud is like an inside joke you'd have with a friend 🤣
Completely random idea: I remember you doing a Lord Farquaad haircut and shave for new year which had the REG first arrive on a hangover to which he promptly snaps out of to of course attend to a much more important customer 👑. But for some reason I thought of a video taking that to the absolute next level and doing a drunk haircut and shave. A bit like the erratic sort of drowsiness of Jack Sparrow but in this case Henry Charles Reginald III encounters you at a party and is more drunk than he’s ever been. So much so that he’s actually quite friendly to you.. but near the end of the end of the video he passess out and wakes back up. Once he removes his whiskey googles with a quick spritz of his bottle he is in absolute shock as to what is before him…
Loved this one!
Thank you! Right on time!
A lot of his videos are in the style of old and expensive, very nice.
Lets go fred
Amazing video once again! Great work
I love watching this when Im playing btd6
This dude is awesome!
Never knew Chris Hemsworth was sn asmrtist
46 minute. First time watching this early. Thank you so much fred. Love your videos.
Good afternoon villager, could you tailor me a fancy green and leather tux? Fiona’s parents want me in a fancy getup for some sort of exclusive club
The crinkles of the plastic melt me 🥴🫠
the pipe sounds are absolutely immaculate
"You have just stepped foot in one of the greatest trailers of these lands"
*Looks at the Beetlejuice 4 color way outfit* "rightttt"
Very cool!
We are more stylish now Ty @FredsVoice ASMR
I've never been this early to a comment section. Keep up the good work!
Very classy. Smashing great taste. Lord Farquaad would most certainly approve.
I really want a tie now 😮
Very good ❤
1:46 Did something fall over in the background Fred? I heard that. @FredsVoice
I thought that was a fart😂
That Fast Show Reference though 😎
Can't wait for this year's bloopers sonce he didn't do one last year 😂
GENERAL KENOBI YOU ARE A BOLD ONE!
New character!?
watch over the cuff?
been a while since you have done a good old hand sounds video
i just love how ridiculos the video ideas are
FRED!!! please please please do an Immortan Joe/Lord Dementus role play from Mad Max!!! You could play that so well!
I am waiting for "lord Farquad chooses you - you are in a mirror"😂
hold on, the character is getting his ties ready for his suits because everywhere he goes he gets dissed.
soooo guys which tie is your test ?
Fred is the Don Rickles of ASMR, i come here for the honour to get roasted by him. :)
We needed to tell him that we are trying to get into Lord Farquaad club for all the other evil people! Have to retake those questions!
Great video!
Keep them coming!
Haha was waiting to see the orange tie
A new way to wear a watch, over a sleeve⌚ i like the pipe, too 🤠 good videos
Not a fan of suits in general, but that one is smooth.
Hello, sir! Can we please get a captain boomerang hostage interrogation RP ASMR?
Amazing
Fred is a hoot ...😂😂😂
Good asmr
Freeeedddddd
I love these but you need to learn how to do a windsor know fred! It would up your suit game so much 😄
Thor after avengers retirement I mean this will full respect
These will fit my navy suit for war.
We need more barber!
Please make a peaky blinders asmr video
That smoking sound is perfect
Sound for arthur morgan
Just thinking about fred putting all the ties in the plastic covers again makes me dizzy lol😅
"You would pick certain colors to contrast certain features, so your features which seem to come across as very bland, a bit like your personality" LOL!
Wait is that same suit from a video from 10 years ago?
Chris Hemsworth doppelganger.
thanks for asmr😊😊。