[ASMR] Friendly Fragrance Merchant (soft whispery voice)
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- "Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell."
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“What’s your name? Ok. Alright. I don’t like that name. But... that’s great. I’m still not telling you mine.” Fucking gold.
Yes?
seY
Who? Cares
Yes
@@Derosia27 I care
Captain America: Thor, distract Thanos!
Thor:
Underrated comment 🤣
@@mer.adelinee true
XD
@@mer.adelinee underrated comment? This is 124885th comment about Fred being Thor, this shouldn't have any likes.
kezicss Well this is the first time I’ve seen it my bad lol
I love how the character he plays warms up to you when he notices you have money to pay for the higher priced fragrances
@@ItsTheCheese near the end around the 37:00 minute mark
Just like real life
Once I entered a store in a torn sweat pants and tshirt that had stains. No one served me. The next day I came with a suit and tie and girls were... did you try our new chanel and dior? How about creed? These would fit you perfectly. I didnt buy anything and went to other store. Both both Sauvage and two adg profumo. EDIT: You dont have to believe me but I had issues with that exact store where they were rude, yelling at me and other customers. I am simply sharing experience I had, even if it seems like highly unlikely. Does anything surprise you in todays world?
1:54 he actually low key says it too
@@simpa256 In things that never happened...
Theory: Fred is constantly being fired for being rude to customers and that’s why he has so many jobs
I think he finally learned from his mistakes though.
FBI
I don’t know man, he’s been having lots of different jobs lately. Also tell your brother the ATF to go away
Fred should meet Daisy (from Gibi asmr)
It's like that guy from "The Amazing World of Gumball"
But remember that’s just a theory! A Fred Theory!!
"FRIENDLY" lmao why did i enjoy getting bullied for almost 50 minutes
When Thor, God of thunder starts doing ASMR...getting bullied is quite preferable and unavoidable. 😂😎😎😝
i mean i’m not judging 👀
@@karthikeyashankar7124 yes
He said friendly not nice😂friendly meaning he's doesn't mind serving you and talking top get you interested
LMAO Best comment ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.
All I wanted was tingles and the God of thunder started telling me I smell bad.
IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE SAID IT
I love putting Fred's videos in the background when I'm studying and having his rude remarks gently interrupt my focus
😭😭🤣
He seems unfriendly but still shows respect and care to a professional degree..
Professionals have standards
You should do a part two to this where the person comes back smelling and dressing better
I 2nd this!
@@diamondsandgold1993 I 3rd this!
I like turtles
@@eden0565 4th this
@@interndoug2750 5th this :)
Me: *just took a shower*
Fred: "what is that horrible smell?"
Me: 😐
Me too 😢
ur soup sucks
What’s that horrible smell?
The smell of old cologne my friend😁
@@familiarstranger9617 I like soup 🍲
@@jimbothetimbo6790 mm soup
I'd like to give Fred a pat on the back for not only doing such a great job on all his videos but also curing my insomnia with his relaxing voice. I had insomnia for several weeks and Fred helping me fall asleep. Thank you Fred you always make me sleep.
Fred when he made the first word of the title “friendly”: “see i pulled a sneaky on ya”
Oh, Stephan Ross. Always pulling sneakys.
Nobody like it anymore. It’s at the good soldier number
"You're a wizard Fred"
Fred: "I'm a what?
"A WIZARD"
Fred: 25:20
True
😂
Underrated
dear God
🤣
Fred gives me older brother vibes, hes rude but also nice and helpful at the same time
Tiny brain: Perfume Salesman
Big brain: Fragrance Merchant
Or Anglo words v Saxon words
It’s 11:55 and I have a project due in 5 minutes and I’m just laying on my bed listening to Thor selling me cologne
11:56 right now for me
@@crash8051 1:43am for me
As you should
Fucking mood!
What was your grade?
Who else watched asmr as a joke, but then got addicted to it and can’t sleep without it😂🤦♂️
Yyyup lmao.
It’s like cocaine but beneficial
@@jeffington1224 COCAINE ISNT BENEFICIAL!?!?!!!?!
I've noticed over the years how several You Tube ASMR channels had left completely or reduced the videos, content 💻. Why? Im not sure. Some seemed very wierd or used ASMR to deal with mental, personal issues. They may of come out of it, said; "what the &=□÷ am I doing"?
I can’t wait for the future when youtube figures out how to implement Smell-o-Vision.
I will be bookmarking this video until that idea becomes a reality.
Ah yes, the three genders:
Smart, upright gentleman
Classy lady
Smelly people
@Cade Johnson *had*
You jest but this just might be the most scientifically accurate statement ever.
Gentlemen use the men's restroom, Ladies use the womens restroom, and everyone else goes *OUTSIDE*
@Central Intelligence Agency Fr..
@@karimadnan2171 you’re talkin mad shit for someone within predator missile range
Fred waving those smelling sticks makes him look like a conductor of an orchestra... wait that would be a awesome video for you to do Fred 😁
You know... Even though he was kinda rude, it did seem like he genuinely wanted to help me, gave me sound advice on which ones to buy based on my circumstance and budget, explained how to apply them appropriately, and even gave me a discount. I'd say that was actually pretty nice of him.
Edit: The more I think about it, it's actually crazy that he even served me at all and let me test so many despite my apparent low social standing and low budget when his shop appears to be high end based on the design and him mentioning lords entering his shop.
Nobody:
Fred: I can smell you
why did i read that in morgan freemans voise
@@milesgordon2185 same lol
Fred: "My name is only avalable to friends"
His Family:
Wherever the art of perfume is loved, there is also a love of humanity.
Absolutely phenomenal as usual Fred. Olfactory was always my favorite part of a cranial exam, so any form of 'here, smell this' is very relaxing to me. Thank you for all you do.
I never seem to know any better as I try to sleep to these "friendly" videos only to burst out in laughter every single time.
Videos like this is exactly like how it goes in my head. People I don't have a connection with yet, gives me a compliment. My mind thinks it's sarcasm and followed up by a passive aggressive insult. At least you're still friendly in this video, so that's nice. Also, your voice is amazing and so soothing! It helps me easily to fall asleep
I was almost asleep until 18:09 when he sprayed the bottle into the mic but I love it!!!
The longest, chillest roast session in human history
Thank you for practically calling me a low class, stinky piece a shit before selling me a fragrance! That’s exactly the kind of assurance and comfort a person needs when shopping anywhere. Exceptional service, Fred.
this feels like the talk that i have with my mom when i haven’t doust myself in enough perfume yet
*title says friendly*
Me: "oh finally a nice roleplay."
Fred: *makes rude remarks throughout the video*
I like how he gets progressively nicer throughout the video
Theory: Fred has to be nice to a*holes so he discharges all his contained anger and judgement on this videos
Porque hablas ingles???
@@an0nimo_p que te importa chamaco pregunton ya duermete
@@an0nimo_p nadie preguntó, chico
You just THREW me into a flashback of my beauty department years and I’m LOVING IT ❣️
I mean yes its an Asmr. But how the video is written is just so fucking good holy. I mean i really feel like someone is guiding me. Its not random, he isnt just showing u all the stuff he has. The construction of this video is just awesome ^^
From my own perspective views, your videos about asmr are absolutely wonderful.
20:02
Lmao, that zoom in is hilarious.
You should bring the fragrance merchant back but, have him serve Lord Farquad to help expand the Lord Farquad series.
Please do another one of these!! We all love your work!
“Friendly” proceeds to flame you the second you enter the doors
The thing about perfume shops is you don't have to buy anything you can walk in and smell good
Fred is Larry from amazing world of gumball, he works everywhere that helps you with life it's just fred helps with the calming and sleeping aspect of your life
I like how throughout the video, he keeps remarking how he may or may not believe we are poor 😂
fred out here making my want things that i definitely dont need
0:12 General Kenobi
Honestly, you're actually an excellent actor / comedian. Really great RP here, loved it
comedian? he works with rp not comedy
@@biallmeans Yeah ikr, I meant that he was very convincing in his role, and he's really funny
NoctuGaming ooooo
Friendly Fawn, Dr. T, and Fredsvoice are go-to for relaxation.
He sure takes some liberty on defining, “friendly.”
Fred's roleplays are second-to-none.
Fred: you smell bad
Me: that’s why I’m here🧍♂️
Didn't even think I'd be schooled on where to spray cologne. LOVE your content
His videos proved that no matter what kind of crap you say, as long as you say it like ASMR, it’s still relaxing. lol
These friendly ones are great for us, people with no self confidence and anxiety :)
I've never watched a single rude one because then I definitely wouldn't sleep :')
Мне нравится этот парень. Именно его Асмр контент. Сплю весь карантин
“i dont like that name but, th- thats great.. im still not telling you mine”
20:03 i love this zoom in lol
Hello its been 10 months since u where here! Think about what u hace reached in these 10 months and tell me about it hope u are doing well😁
Me when I was 5 selling my "potions" I made with shampoo and hand soap 🤣
Fred: Only my friends can use my name
Me: Ok Thor
No no no you got it all wrong his name is admiral Fred he commands a vast fleet in the imperial navy simply known as Fred's fleet his flagship is know as the fred i happen to know because i was once captured by him as a rebel spy the joined his side to crush the rebellion
ive watched this 3 nights in a row because ive yet to watch the whole thing before falling asleep
His voice alone is deep and soothing .
Description made my day
I'm actually surprised with how good some of the reviewing of the colognes is haha. Especially since he's being harsh he describes stuff you Normally wouldn't lol. Like the first one being somewhat alcohol smelling and that its a strong long lasting smell lol.
My gosh,this really gave me tingles
Such a great ASMR Video. I even bought Joop Jump, CK One Gold and CK One out of these recommendations and they are great. My fav are Joop and Gold out of these 3. I need to check Versace Blue Jeans too I guess. I would recommend Bvlgari Aqva, Nautica Voyage N83, Avon Individual Blue Sunset (I'm pretty sure these were Adidas France 1998 World Football Championship exclusive smell now redone by Avon), Calvin Klein CK One Red Men, and also less known Miraculum Wars Fresh from Poland, these are on Allegro app in Poland and the last one is kinda fauberge watery fancy smell from the Polish SocReal Era from the 70's and 80's, Golden Times here in Poland truly, my Grandpa used to use this Wars Miraculum cosmetics and he smelled great. Manly and ripe.
yoooo why i am laughing more than getting sleepy lmao, this was a great vid fred!
Didn’t know Jeremey Fragrance had apprentices
Character: **stares at the ground**
John Williams: 25:14
His voice is actually so good
instead of getting me to sleep or trigering my asmr it just makes me laugh
Hi Fred long time watcher, thank you for all your hard work. I just wanted to advise you if no one else has at 25:35 there is a bit a loud clink, it doesn't bother me, I've just seen on other videos people have advised you on similar things.
Cara eu durmo em 3 minutos de vídeo mas eu amo o trabalho que vc tem neles hahahaha
lol the humor combined with asmr is great
Yo I only need to see this 5 mins and I'm already asleep
I did not see any Imperial Majesty. I love that, smells good and you just feel good wearing it.
“Friendly”
Me: so is that a nice friendly or mean friendly?
*falls asleep regardless*
Fred: Hello there.
Me whispering: General Kenobiiiiiii...
SORRY ITS A REFLEX
Love the star wars community lol
His lightsaber and wand wielding skills are really shown off every time he holds one of those tester sticks.
Fred: all testers are brand new
The 1 million: is empty
20:03 I was relaxed. I’m still relaxed but I’m wheezing
This is the definition of passive aggressive
I love how we stepped into a fragrance shop that also functions as a library 😂
3:36 pause and enjoy😉
Jokes aside, you have a really great collection of fragrances! 👍🏾
Fred could just straight up bully me and I’d be like “wow this is so relaxing”
ASMR Community: Aww perfect! I love positive ASMR videos 😍
(30 seconds in)
Fred: You have an awful musk, you’re not my friend, you’re poor, and you don’t get to know my name
ASMR Community: 🤭
The fact that he has so much perfumes made me feel secure...i thought am weird for owning too many 😩
“great.....I don’t like that name.” Lmfao🤣
'Right. I don't like that name, but that's great. I'm still not telling you mine.' Brilliant 😂
20:01 LMAO that was so funny
don't you just love how he keeps insulting you and yet you can't stop watching
"For me, it was, uh...let's just say, ehm, part of my... job, today. Okay? So; take care of yourself."
Incredible one liner.
Fred:is saying I smell bad
Me:well that's why I'm here
I really like this video. I’ve been putting it on since it went posted
Fred: 00:10
Me: „General Kenobi“
Please do another fragrance video. With more box packing, unboxing. I watch this almost every nigh. Will soon know it by heart. And it still hels me sleep.
Fred: what is that horrible musk I smell
Me standing there:🧍🏻♂️
Real title: thor feels grossed out by your stench and forces you to buy a perfume
Rude Fred was an early proponent of social distancing.
There's only one way to describe how I feel in Fred's videos:
*TRIGGERED*
(In a good way, of course!)