Some of my favourite funny bits from series 2-4. In no particular order... I don't own anything, Doctor Who is owned by the BBC. Hope you enjoy it... :)
"Before I die of old age, which, in my case, would be quite an achievement, so congratulations on that - is there anyone else I can talk to?" calm down sassy pants
@@Adam-eu5hi it's called a brick joke, start a joke well in advance, then go some time with doing other things, telling other jokes, before you actually finish the joke,
I think the only reason a sonic screwdriver can't handle wooden doors well is that it simply doesn't have enough amplitude. Drop it to a subsonic frequency, and with enough amplitude it should be able to pulverize a wooden door.
Oh, i remember in a behind the scenes clip for Kill The Moon, Capaldi says: 'I've got David Tennant's old space suit so i only have to worry about hair gel in the helmet'
"Because your so thick! You're Mr. Thick Thick Thickty Thick-Face, from Thick town, Thickanya. And so's your dad." Well, I think the 10th Doctor could have fit another 'thick' in there. So funny XD
:19. The first time my mom heard Harriet Jones, Prime Minister say "Stop It!", she looked at me and said "She's got kids". Apparently, the "Mom tone of voice" is universal.
maisie shepherd I do gotta say, if David wasn't using his fake English accent for all these years, he really would sound something like that. I mean, seriously, I've seen him in an anti-smoking commercial where he was only 16, was made in Glasgow, and he talked a lot like that.
My favorite thing will always be, "She's not my assistant, she's some other word." "I'm his carer." "Yes, she's my carer. She cares so I don't have to."
David: Oh no, of course. You mostly went hands free, didn't you? Like "Hey, I'm The Doctor. I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable."
+steppenwolf ~ See how concerned you are about maintaining your principles, let alone how stable your mind is, after being tortured for 4.5 _BILLION_ years, and remembering every moment of it. And the only thing he could focus on to keep himself going was thoughts of Clara, it's no wonder he'd break every rule of his, to try and save her.
Hauptman Tyson just shows how phenomenal tennant was they ever do a timey wimey thing with multiple doctors again it has got to be with tennant included (matt can come too) or else NO MORE
Good video with some good lines. Have you done one for Tom Baker's Doctor. He may of had some of the best one liners ever in Doctor Who. If you dislike Tom I apologize for asking. Good job again. God bless
"It doesn't make you *invisible* just *unnoticed*. Oh! I know what it's like! It's like when you *fancy someone* and they don't know you exist," *Looks at Martha* "That's what it's like." HE IS SO MEAN OMG IM DEAD *in utmost Irish accent* "O- oh I'm just dazed 'n confused. I've been chasing this *wee naked child* over hill and over dale."
Sorry but I had 2 laughed at the what the doctor said "if u want me 2 die of old age which in my case will b a remarkable achievement" because it literally foreshadowed how matt smith was going to regenerate as he died of old age for living on trenzalore for over 300 years:D Continuity will always win :)
I don't even remember that episode or that girl. Do you know which one it is? Because I'm quite lost and I'm pretty sure that I've managed to see all the series from the beginning of reboot to now. The fact that I might be missing a few for some unknown reason really breaks my brain.
XiaNingTian the episode is "planet of the dead", a 2009 Easter special, and the girl is Michelle Ryan. (as I've written a million times before, so you're not alone... :) )
He actually has died of old age at least three times. Also the Sonic Screwdriver technically can kill. Jon Pertwee's Doctor used it to detonate a mine field.
ten was such a gloriously sassy lil shit who gave no shits. god, he was wonderful. (and i adore david's delivery of "and look at me, i'm wearing a vegetable!" lol....if felt so natural....almost like he threw it in there himself 'cus he was already on a roll, and talking to peter)
1:39 Normally when I watch Good Omens or Doctor Who it doesn’t normally pass through my brain as oh that’s the Doctor/ oh that’s Crowley but rn I’m like HOLY 💩, it’s Crowley!
That moment you realize that Tennant is Scottish and he's doing an impression of an Englishman pretending to be a Scotsman.
Yeah tho
TheNudeGamr that moment you realize he was insulting his father in law
Lmao
Speech 100
One better. A Scotsman pretending to be an alien pretending to be an Englishman pretending to be a Scotsman
"Before I die of old age, which, in my case, would be quite an achievement, so congratulations on that - is there anyone else I can talk to?"
calm down sassy pants
Goddamit, you stole my line!
Liam Swanton that was a great line
next doctor dies of old age achievement unlocked
He almost died of old age tho which makes it much funnier
@@Adam-eu5hi it's called a brick joke, start a joke well in advance, then go some time with doing other things, telling other jokes, before you actually finish the joke,
"Ill just go arrest myself in this police box"
Yeah, also missed that here.
That is a very funny line
I wish, I had a Tardis,etc.
"Hermits United. We swap stories about caves. Good fun. For Hermits." love that quote.
Lollllllllllll
Haha
Because we RELATE ON EVERY SINGLE LEVEL
As a fellow hermit, I approve.
It is *very* good at opening doors...unless those doors are wood.
PaperbackWizard who makes wooden door handles, locks, etc?
11th Doctor - "Shall we ask for a better quality of door so that we may escape?" ^.^
And make it explode and maybe kill someone :P
kinda like vox machina...
I think the only reason a sonic screwdriver can't handle wooden doors well is that it simply doesn't have enough amplitude. Drop it to a subsonic frequency, and with enough amplitude it should be able to pulverize a wooden door.
Oh, i remember in a behind the scenes clip for Kill The Moon, Capaldi says: 'I've got David Tennant's old space suit so i only have to worry about hair gel in the helmet'
XD
ah I was hoping for the moment from The Waters of Mars:
Adelaide Brooke: 'state your name, rank and intention'
Doctor: Um, The Doctor, doctor, fun?'
Not everything made it in. Ran out of time. Have to keep the clips short to avoid copy write infractions.
"Because your so thick! You're Mr. Thick Thick Thickty Thick-Face, from Thick town, Thickanya. And so's your dad."
Well, I think the 10th Doctor could have fit another 'thick' in there.
So funny XD
Definitely using that insult
Suprised he didnt say that to rose ;)
@@joshf6570 Rose might think he is calling her dumb.😁
"before I die of old age, which in my case would be quite and achievement, so congratulations on that" god favourite line of this video
"There's no shop down stair's I'd have a shop not a big on just a shop so people can shop"
"aww look at that a shop"
Lol xD
Yeah and they forgot about "oh, this where I can put a shop :D"
Lol 10th's obsession with shops
:19. The first time my mom heard Harriet Jones, Prime Minister say "Stop It!", she looked at me and said "She's got kids". Apparently, the "Mom tone of voice" is universal.
His catchphrase should be, " I'm the Doctor and I love the little shops."
+Hannah Townsend I am The Doctor and this my favourite shop on the Citadel
I love how there is one episode where we get to hear his accent.
that isnt his accent
Peaceful Dawn The Doctor's Scottish impression is David's real accent actually. 😉
Darth Metallus no it's not, it was a fake Scottish. His real Scottish is much softer
maisie shepherd I do gotta say, if David wasn't using his fake English accent for all these years, he really would sound something like that. I mean, seriously, I've seen him in an anti-smoking commercial where he was only 16, was made in Glasgow, and he talked a lot like that.
My favorite thing will always be, "She's not my assistant, she's some other word." "I'm his carer." "Yes, she's my carer. She cares so I don't have to."
David: Oh no, of course. You mostly went hands free, didn't you? Like "Hey, I'm The Doctor. I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable."
"and so is your dad"
why is this my weakness
River "Dr, meet my husband.""Husband? When did we get married?""Quite some time, but I erased your memory.""Why?""You got annoying."
you just reminded me why i fucking love tenth doctor. thanks kind sir!
+Emre Karaman Miss. And you're welcome :)
***** he is not a fellow time lord plus he didint die :D
Yeah, it is. It auctially makes me a bit worried that he's getting closer to becoming the Valeyard...
tenneter
+steppenwolf ~ See how concerned you are about maintaining your principles, let alone how stable your mind is, after being tortured for 4.5 _BILLION_ years, and remembering every moment of it. And the only thing he could focus on to keep himself going was thoughts of Clara, it's no wonder he'd break every rule of his, to try and save her.
"and so is your dad!" hahahahaha
Jenise Rivera ikr
4 things and a lizard?
SILIRIANS THEY ARE DEALING WITH SILURIANS
You can't spell it one way and then spell it another in the same sentence!!
Mad Hatter Humans, there's a potential reference to the tenth doctor encountering a classic enemy and you're picking people up on their spelling!
SALARIANS?!
Sam Hayes SALAMIANS
The salamiums
Christina should definetly come back for the 12th Doctor's run.
"Don't you think she looks tired?"
remember that one episode where David didn't have to fake an English accent?
+Naniun. I've heard him speak in interviews, and he does have a Scottish accent.
***** Really? Didn't know that. Wish he could have kept it, like McCoy and Capaldi.
Capaldi is the first Doctor with an in-show Scottish accent.
Jakk Frost McCoy
Naniun. David's real accent accent is incredibly, well, Scottish. He sounds completely different.
Before I die of old age which would be in my case quite an achievement so congratulations to you on that.
"So before I die of old age, which in my case would be quite the achievement..."
CX
It's good at opening doors unless they're wooden.
Why do aliens keep having problems with wood (especially when it comes to opening things)?
"And look at me! I'm wearing a vegetable."
what a burn
also where is 1:07 from
i forgot
ive been thinking too much
@@ValiantAtlas Christmas Invasion
@@carlbruschnigjr1757 Thanks.
Might as well call this The 10th Doctor - Best One-Liners xD
And so's your dad! Killed me.
I was waiting for the Lion King quote from the special while he was regenerating.
My favorite is when he puts on the gas mask and says "Are you my mummy?" XD quoting first season in a different season! (Season 2? Or 3?)
It was series 4, The poison sky. and it was improvised. they just decided to keep it... I like it too :)
Kiata-Moon789 Kiata, it's SERIES not Season.
MrSinxist get out
Geekient What? It's true. Season refers to CLASSIC WHO. Unless it's an American show, which Doctor Who is not.
MrSinxist It says Season on Netflix, and come on, they essentially mean the same thing.
AND LOOK AT ME! I AM WEARING A VEGETABLE!
"Doctor who - Best One-Liners" All Tenant. Mostly not one-liners.
Tennant
Hauptman Tyson just shows how phenomenal tennant was
they ever do a timey wimey thing with multiple doctors again it has got to be with tennant included (matt can come too) or else NO MORE
Tennant was great but capaldi is the king of one liners. Personal favourite: “London. What a dump”
It's the way he delivers the line that also makes it funny. This is why I luv Tennant.
I started reading the 10th Doctor novels, and this video was a great, quick way to put Tennant's voice and mannerisms back in my head for reading.
where was the doctor during brexit
I know right
Doctor supports Brexit thou
Scotland probably.
Ahahah
I love a little shop
Doctor: "... It is very good at opening doors."
Me: "Unless they're made of wood."
Good video with some good lines. Have you done one for Tom Baker's Doctor. He may of had some of the best one liners ever in Doctor Who. If you dislike Tom I apologize for asking. Good job again. God bless
I haven't done one for any one other than David yet... haven't had time lately...
then go grab a tardis :)
1:10 is he mocking us or...?'
"Oh! I know what it's like, it's like when you fancy someone and they don't even know you exist."
I can relate.
i know he ended up liking malcom in the end but its gotta hurt when the doctor, THE DOCTOR, asks you if theres someone else he can talk to
2:37 - 2:39 - Seems the Doctor just foreshadowed Twitch Plays Pokemon.
The last one made me fall off of my bed from laughter!
"A sonic probe?"
"That's Screwdriver!"
Honestly, one of my one million favorite lines of Ten
I like a little shop ^-^
I swear David Tennant was the best doctor
Omar Joseph Second-best. Tom Baker was the best.
Not necessarily
Hermits united XD
Also, WHAT ABOUT: 'See, they're thick, Judoon are thick! They're completely thick! They've wiped the records! Oh, that's clever...'
Didn't have enough room to fit all of them in one short video. Might do more. (there's already a take 2)
and hey look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable XDD
"It doesn't make you *invisible* just *unnoticed*. Oh! I know what it's like! It's like when you *fancy someone* and they don't know you exist," *Looks at Martha* "That's what it's like." HE IS SO MEAN OMG IM DEAD
*in utmost Irish accent* "O- oh I'm just dazed 'n confused. I've been chasing this *wee naked child* over hill and over dale."
Ito Ri That was his real Scottish accent, not Irish. The whole episode was set in Scotland.
In the words of the 3rd Doctor: "It's just a fancy door handle" about the sonic
Tennant's great with one-liners, but so is the 4th doctor and the 12th! I would LOVE to see videos on them too!
Sorry but I had 2 laughed at the what the doctor said "if u want me 2 die of old age which in my case will b a remarkable achievement" because it literally foreshadowed how matt smith was going to regenerate as he died of old age for living on trenzalore for over 300 years:D Continuity will always win :)
I don't even remember that episode or that girl. Do you know which one it is? Because I'm quite lost and I'm pretty sure that I've managed to see all the series from the beginning of reboot to now. The fact that I might be missing a few for some unknown reason really breaks my brain.
XiaNingTian the episode is "planet of the dead", a 2009 Easter special, and the girl is Michelle Ryan. (as I've written a million times before, so you're not alone... :) )
jessmasterfrey Thanks! Not sure why some of the specials aren't on Netflix.
XiaNingTian www.dailymotion.com/video/x18tluw_doctor-who-planet-of-the-dead_shortfilms
I have the DVD
He actually has died of old age at least three times. Also the Sonic Screwdriver technically can kill. Jon Pertwee's Doctor used it to detonate a mine field.
lol
"I'm an archaeologist from the future, I dug, you, up."
Love it how these are mostly David tennant
"It is also very good at opening doors" ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
2:29 "Oh humans on buses always blaming me"
ten was such a gloriously sassy lil shit who gave no shits. god, he was wonderful.
(and i adore david's delivery of "and look at me, i'm wearing a vegetable!" lol....if felt so natural....almost like he threw it in there himself 'cus he was already on a roll, and talking to peter)
Gotta love that last one.
But.. before I die on age, what would take a verly long time so congratulations on that, xD I love that phrase
Idk
Roos Koster ironically, Matt's Smith's doctor nearly died of old age
So so funny xD I know tho xD
"don't you think she looks tired" and that broke her in one day
1:49 is that Derek Jacobi?!
Yes. :)
in the second scene you think the doc went silent just to count how many words he would need?
the better one liner in the scene at 1:06 is the line straight after it from captain jack, when he says something like "you too, huh?"
Oh Lumic, you're a smart guy. I might even call you a genius, except I'm in the room.
I never realised the 10th Doctor was so obsessed with shops.
11th like a Fez 10th like every Shop..... Ohw Come on guys😂
A FEZ SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😏😏😏😏😏
Hugo Ludvigsen HOLY SHOOT
I've just now noticed that DW has a lot of specials and bonus episodes and I haven't seen them all yet!!
Tair Nave They're in the relevant DVD/Blu Ray boxsets as well as on here. There should be a list on Wikipedia to help identify all of them.
OH I JUST LOVE THE LAST ONE
'hermits united' OH MY GOD I CANT BREATH HAHHAHA
+Snyoko R Yeah, you might of seen Captain Jack, which used to be in Doctor Who, but is now in Torchwood.
David you crack me up!XD
God, I cry and die for laughter...........the remembrance is so cool
I like when the tenth doctor comes across a dalek and the doctor uses the sonic screwdriver to destroy the dalek
"Ooo he's slim. And a little bit Foxy" smirk. "You thought so too. I've been inside your head. You've been looking. You likey".
I think my favourite one liner out of this lot is "that's screwdriver" always makes me laugh.
I just realized that when he did his Scottish accent he wasn't pretending lol.
"he is too skinny for words!!" he is also too perfect for words....
'It's like when you fancy someone, and they don't even know you exist!" Salt in the wound Doctor, Salt in the wound.
One of the most famous scottish men impersonating an English man impersonating a Scottish man. Love it 😂
0:45 Me when I'm scared playing zombie shooting games
1:39. What I always say to my friends
"Humans on buses, you always blame me!" xD
Good thing he's the doctor cause someone's gonna have to treat all those burns.
LOL They were all the 10th doctor!
This shows something...
Missed a good one - liner from Planet of The Dead. "But why are you smiling?"
The Doctor - "Because the worse it gets, the more I love it."
The last Line made me laugh so hard! XD
Ahh, love series 2-4, 1 is my favourite though :) I grew up in these times
The best years of the doctor. By far; Tennant made my childhood.
I love the last one. And the one about new teeth.
1:39 Normally when I watch Good Omens or Doctor Who it doesn’t normally pass through my brain as oh that’s the Doctor/ oh that’s Crowley but rn I’m like HOLY 💩, it’s Crowley!
Course we're safe there is a little shop
“Humans on buses always blaming me”
"Hermits United" Love it
Really loves little shops
" um before I die of old age, which in my case, would be quite an achievement so congratulations on that"
I love a little shop...
Aww Christina de Souza...:)
0:12 I can't help but think that he's pausing not for dramatic effect, but because he's counting.
Actually, there's a bit in between that I cut :)
2:30 „humans on buses, always blaming me“