Doctor Who Funniest Lines [Series Five Edition]

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  • @curtismega7591
    @curtismega7591 8 років тому +1689

    "You're a doctor, help her."
    "YOU'RE A DOCTOR!!!"
    "It's ok, we're a doctor!" XD

    • @dragonoidsix
      @dragonoidsix 5 років тому +26

      Doctor: I'm not *A* Doctor, I'm *THEE* Doctor!

    • @Toshella
      @Toshella 5 років тому +14

      @@dragonoidsix The definite article, you might say.

    • @elizabethdraper2741
      @elizabethdraper2741 4 роки тому +2

      I LOVE that episode

    • @Sandra-rr1qp
      @Sandra-rr1qp 3 роки тому +5

      And the hand is acting catching the baby from down HAHAAHAH

  • @ReadingFanatic17
    @ReadingFanatic17 9 років тому +2062

    Doctor: I'm not trying to be rude, but you died.
    Rory: Yeah. I know. I was there.

  • @brittanythompson580
    @brittanythompson580 10 років тому +1430

    Amy: I'm pregnant, yes I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant Doctor: ...are you pregnant?

  • @dj12699
    @dj12699 8 років тому +1224

    One of my favourites is when Amy was talking to Vincent Van Gogh.
    "Your hair is.....orange."
    "So's yours."

    • @nerysstuart4210
      @nerysstuart4210 5 років тому +75

      And the doctors just like
      "Oh yeah have fun being ginger why dont you"

    • @alex27020
      @alex27020 5 років тому +20

      Jelly doctor bc of ginger hair🤣

    • @elli.puschel
      @elli.puschel 5 років тому +13

      How jealous he is about the"Orange hair" fact 🤣🤣

    • @hiiamacat8605
      @hiiamacat8605 5 років тому +3

      I read that as they said that

    • @darshanpars4051
      @darshanpars4051 3 роки тому +1

      That episode’s end made me legit ugly cry

  • @Rebellions
    @Rebellions 8 років тому +1010

    One of my personal favorites is "You were a little girl five minutes ago!"

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 років тому +25

      The Doctor said, with shock in his voice.

    • @mobinxd
      @mobinxd 3 роки тому +4

      “Your worse than my aunts.”

  • @RinReforged
    @RinReforged 8 років тому +723

    2:38 XD The Doctor's face is like "well arent you two happy being ginger with your ginger hair"

  • @wretchica
    @wretchica 10 років тому +657

    The doctor's dancing at Amy's wedding makes me laugh every time! Haha!

  • @shanetom3387
    @shanetom3387 9 років тому +1637

    I'm 907 years old you know what that means
    -it's been a while..
    Lmao damn

    • @mckenzieraynor8436
      @mckenzieraynor8436 6 років тому +9

      Shane Tom same:) I watch it on my phone and screenshotted that

    • @zacharymorales1656
      @zacharymorales1656 5 років тому +5

      @@mckenzieraynor8436 for what purpose?

  • @thedoctor5211
    @thedoctor5211 9 років тому +577

    "Tardis Bang Bang Daleks BOOM"
    LOL

    • @serena2324
      @serena2324 8 років тому +7

      +The Doctor one of the best lines ever. xD

    • @ethangamingboy2797
      @ethangamingboy2797 6 років тому +1

      Doctor where's the Tardis

    • @feyasatos
      @feyasatos 6 років тому

      I was on that part when I read your comment

  • @HellfireXChaotica
    @HellfireXChaotica 9 років тому +175

    "I have chosen! Of course!" *smacks her fiancée* "it's you stupid."

  • @mishapenmoonmoth
    @mishapenmoonmoth 6 років тому +614

    *”Blimey... get a girlfriend Jeff”*
    **WHAT AN ICONIC MOMENT MY GOD**

  • @KaiMonteago
    @KaiMonteago 9 років тому +789

    "......are you pregnant?"
    Amy and Rory: -_-
    that scene always cracks me up xD

    • @birdsrneat
      @birdsrneat 7 років тому +1

      Camz & I Pregante u mean..

    • @luxbee_
      @luxbee_ 5 років тому +2

      @@birdsrneat don't you mean pregananant

    • @ungabunga1106
      @ungabunga1106 4 роки тому +3

      @@luxbee_ no im pretty sure he means pregat

  • @Humaricslastcall
    @Humaricslastcall 7 років тому +523

    "...I am nine hundred and seven years old, do you understand what that means?" "It's been awhile?"

    • @Caitlin.E.R
      @Caitlin.E.R 6 років тому +9

      The Exiled Nomad.
      One of my favourite lines

  • @gamonstudios
    @gamonstudios 9 років тому +266

    Anyone notice on the season 5 finale when everyone remembers the doctor and Rory says " he was the stripper at my stag"

    • @Hh-sp3fh
      @Hh-sp3fh 9 років тому +24

      I noticed it too

    • @nikareading8356
      @nikareading8356 4 роки тому +6

      "I was plastic, he was the stripper at my stag"
      Rory's my favorite right after Donna

  • @aquawaveseafaring
    @aquawaveseafaring 9 років тому +1595

    "Get a girlfriend, Jeff"
    "Oh yea, delete your internet history"
    Such a golden set of lines.

  • @muneebahmed2391
    @muneebahmed2391 7 років тому +334

    "Alright it's a jammie dogger but I was promised tea" fav line

  • @theincrediblewolverine1364
    @theincrediblewolverine1364 9 років тому +413

    So many innuendoes in this series

  • @jordanchilver7636
    @jordanchilver7636 10 років тому +293

    Doctor: "Well we've got comfy chairs did i mention".
    Angel Bob: "We have no need of comfy chairs".
    Doctor: "i made him say comfy chairs".
    Ha gold

  • @e.xcalibre
    @e.xcalibre 9 років тому +499

    "The ultimate Ginger...."
    "The Ultimate Ging"
    "The only thing I've seen uglier than you is..... YER MUM!"
    "You're like Houdini only seven very scary girls!"
    "TELL ME THE PLAN!... Someday that will work.."

  • @claudia_yelle2447
    @claudia_yelle2447 8 років тому +1380

    Rory: Yours is bigger than mine
    Doctor: Let's not go there
    *Dies laughing* Oh Matt, you wonder why you're my favourite doctor...

    • @pierocubertino5845
      @pierocubertino5845 7 років тому +59

      it's even funnier when you remember that rory is the doctor's father in law XD jajajajajjaaj

    • @mckenzieraynor8436
      @mckenzieraynor8436 6 років тому +4

      piero cubertino true😁

    • @BreadedSpace
      @BreadedSpace 6 років тому +4

      When you say it liek that it could be a sexual thing

    • @maxhooper4319
      @maxhooper4319 5 років тому +13

      Space Doge the whole joke is hinting at it being a sexual thing , there’s not “could be”

    • @connor4346
      @connor4346 5 років тому +10

      Oh god amy kissed her son in law 😂

  • @electricprofessional8312
    @electricprofessional8312 8 років тому +137

    "I thought I was in the wrong cake... again..."

  • @kayleenepetaoakdownmcdonal2942
    @kayleenepetaoakdownmcdonal2942 9 років тому +404

    TARDIS bang-bang, Daleks BOOM!
    Moffat at his best.

  • @jamma.77
    @jamma.77 9 років тому +138

    "Arise... Roman person."
    This always makes me laugh!

  • @Dovaah
    @Dovaah 10 років тому +304

    Doctor: "Hello! Laptop. Gimme!"
    Jeff: "No, it's mine-"
    Doctor: "Give. It. Here."
    *pause*
    Doctor: "Blimey, get a girlfriend, Jeff..."

    • @DrWatson4
      @DrWatson4 3 роки тому +3

      Easy fix for this hit a quick ctrl w closes current window

  • @stupidandcelestial2991
    @stupidandcelestial2991 10 років тому +199

    "Stop talking. Brain thinking. Hush."

  • @Amyty4ever
    @Amyty4ever 9 років тому +148

    The eleventh doctor: actual five year old!

    • @atharvadeshpande6907
      @atharvadeshpande6907 3 роки тому +4

      Until you make him angry or break his rules... then God help you

  • @Snake-oh6mg
    @Snake-oh6mg 7 років тому +135

    "Raww"
    "Owww!"
    "See your not stone now run"
    "You bit me!"
    "And your alive"
    "I have a mark look at my hand"
    "And your alive did I mention"
    "Your teeth, space teeth"
    "Yea alive all I'm saying"
    0:51
    Lol

  • @shadowbunny1019
    @shadowbunny1019 8 років тому +689

    "i've got a space ship, i've got my boys.."
    "we are not her boy"
    "yes we are"
    "ok we are" xD

    • @blitz7326
      @blitz7326 6 років тому +6

      Shadow bunny+ who run the world? Girls.

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 6 років тому +1

      lol

    • @scb0611
      @scb0611 6 років тому +3

      Wonder Bunny they always run the world.

  • @endymion7585
    @endymion7585 8 років тому +96

    "We have comfy chairs, did I mention"
    "We have no need of comfy chairs"
    "I made him say comfy chairs"

  • @JKolman1179
    @JKolman1179 10 років тому +248

    My next dog I'm going to name "Pond". Just so I can say "Come along, Pond!"

    • @averya.5675
      @averya.5675 10 років тому +5

      Amy Pond hates u now :3 XD

  • @shinystars5535
    @shinystars5535 7 років тому +242

    Amy : If I could return in time our kids will have very very red hair!
    The doctor : the ultimate ginge
    lmfao😂😂

    • @eleven5885
      @eleven5885 5 років тому +3

      Amy didnt say 'if I could return in time' she said 'if we had got marries out kids would have had very very red hair'

  • @anabelgauthier9013
    @anabelgauthier9013 8 років тому +695

    the oldest question in the world is will the doctor get ginger

    • @pileofhazelnuts
      @pileofhazelnuts 8 років тому +34

      Nope but he went grey

    • @anabelgauthier9013
      @anabelgauthier9013 8 років тому +14

      +cora newton the doctor says:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @spacebeam6480
      @spacebeam6480 7 років тому +4

      Cora The ghost hunter he started off grey...

    • @Madison-vj2wz
      @Madison-vj2wz 6 років тому +12

      He cannot. The hair color ginger/red is reserved for a very special type of timelord who can see al of time at once.

    • @valeriecrespo4637
      @valeriecrespo4637 6 років тому

      Will Mccartha the doctor has said he sees all of time at once soooo

  • @zinki120
    @zinki120 10 років тому +113

    The ultimate ginger. The ultimate ginge.

  • @BforBilbo
    @BforBilbo 9 років тому +46

    Amy to Rory: Shut up *kiss*
    Doctor: Yeah, shut up!
    LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @themangle7782
    @themangle7782 9 років тому +97

    "Aren't you going to turn your back?" asks Rory."Nope." answers Amy
    O_O oh jeez

  • @eviesw6872
    @eviesw6872 3 роки тому +16

    3:03 the concern on matts face when he says "youve swalloed a planet" gets me everytime😂

  • @isyl2341
    @isyl2341 9 років тому +71

    "Why did you make the sign of the cross you numpty?"

  • @101viva
    @101viva 8 років тому +31

    I love the behind the scenes of the kissing scene bc they're like "Matt, stop kissing her back...."

  • @beyongtheworld
    @beyongtheworld 10 років тому +56

    "Yours is bigger than mine...
    - Let's no go there!" ahaha I forgot that line xD

    • @MikotoKusanagi
      @MikotoKusanagi 9 років тому +9

      I don't know why, but when I saw that part, I just though of Amy saying "Oh yes let's definitely go there" XD

  • @UndeadReshiram
    @UndeadReshiram 10 років тому +227

    ... Amy tried to make a move on her son-in-law.... Technically since (SPOILERS) Doccy here is married to Riversong, and Riversong is Melody Pond, Rory and Amy's daughter... That makes Amy and Rory the Doctor's parents in law....

    • @damienstanton5713
      @damienstanton5713 6 років тому +10

      Technically this hadn't happened in their timeline yet so she wasn't his mother in law.

    • @clematicbaloo3501
      @clematicbaloo3501 6 років тому +5

      Kitsune-Kira confusing much? Lol

    • @faerie5926
      @faerie5926 5 років тому +1

      XD yep

    • @homey_hoe
      @homey_hoe 5 років тому +6

      River- I'm his wife!!
      Amy- Ya!! And I'm his..I'm his......mother-in-law

  • @AksentNethariaFilm
    @AksentNethariaFilm 9 років тому +1210

    "The only thing I've seen uglier than you is... your mum!"

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 9 років тому +43

      AksentNetharia try saying that to a dalek

    • @misterphlossy6631
      @misterphlossy6631 8 років тому +18

      Poor Rory always everyone's whipping boy. Lol

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 7 років тому +16

      Kinda like the black guy from series 1... Ricky? Or Mickey? Whatever his name was.

    • @DangItshere
      @DangItshere 7 років тому +7

      oowwwhh REKT

    • @TheDoctor2007
      @TheDoctor2007 7 років тому +3

      AksentNetharia loved that part.

  • @chanighanima2175
    @chanighanima2175 9 років тому +71

    i love doctor who no matter who plays the role of the doctor. but my heart belongs to my doctor: my matt smith doctor.

    • @Tsukiakari-qb3tk
      @Tsukiakari-qb3tk 5 років тому +1

      Matt Smith has been by Doctor since the Eleventh Hour!

  • @natalielam8969
    @natalielam8969 9 років тому +123

    TARDIS bang bang, Daleks boom
    I can't

  • @evepepin8693
    @evepepin8693 9 років тому +47

    I forgot to turn off the automatic captions and IM DYING
    Tardis bang bang daleks boom : Now this fine fine garlic who

  • @ShAdwBlOoD-vx6bs
    @ShAdwBlOoD-vx6bs 9 років тому +94

    3:03 you swallowed a planet

    • @Unsaltedsalt_
      @Unsaltedsalt_ 7 років тому

      ShAd0w BlOoD201 LEL

    • @pierocubertino5845
      @pierocubertino5845 7 років тому +1

      maybe she swallowed the lost moon of poosh :v

    • @deadman3824
      @deadman3824 5 років тому

      I've been waiting for someone to make this comment!

  • @generalartist420
    @generalartist420 5 років тому +25

    Amy: "If they're fish people it explains why they hate the sun."
    *Why did it sound so cute and funny at the same time!?*

  • @dracowolf3212
    @dracowolf3212 10 років тому +49

    Rory: Are you not gonna turn your back?
    Me and Amy: Nope!

    • @averya.5675
      @averya.5675 10 років тому

      XD me: what in the name of whovains!!!

    • @Hh-sp3fh
      @Hh-sp3fh 10 років тому

      Lol

  • @marshpotato6051
    @marshpotato6051 10 років тому +65

    7:9 "Yours is bigger than mine!" "...Lets not go there..." xD Oh god wtf....

  • @kurono122
    @kurono122 10 років тому +30

    Amy: Got my space ship, got my boys, my work here is done~

  • @onismbeloved
    @onismbeloved 9 років тому +59

    7:48 and all the other false alarms are hilarious

  • @tamesuperjazz2803
    @tamesuperjazz2803 8 років тому +26

    "alright, it's a jammie dodger but I was promised tea!" I was drinking tea with jammie dodgers at that moment... yaay

  • @curtismega7591
    @curtismega7591 8 років тому +240

    "It's a fez, I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool." I'll admit I prefer it to 12's shite sunglasses -_-

    • @chapiduh1044
      @chapiduh1044 8 років тому +4

      +Mikasa Pinata i hate the idea with the sunglasses so much >_

    • @curtismega7591
      @curtismega7591 8 років тому +4

      ***** I hope River liberates us from the sunglasses too

    • @ghiblicat
      @ghiblicat 8 років тому +1

      It would be awesome if River did it hahaha

    • @curtismega7591
      @curtismega7591 8 років тому +11

      Annabeth Granger
      Doctor: "Nowadays, I'm all about wearable technolog-"
      River: Peter, you hate the glasses, I hate the glasses, the entire fanbase hates the glasses, give them here.
      Doctor: But Moffat says-
      River: Screw Moffat and let me disintergrate the glasses.

    • @ghiblicat
      @ghiblicat 8 років тому +6

      I feel like it would be like that scene where Amy throws the fez into the air and River disintegrate it hahaha

  • @ThesleeplesswandererBlogspot6
    @ThesleeplesswandererBlogspot6 8 років тому +41

    Rory : yours is bigger than mine
    11th : Let's not go there xD

  • @madhatter2825
    @madhatter2825 10 років тому +64

    What in the name of sanity have you got on your head??

    • @amypond6467
      @amypond6467 9 років тому +11

      its a fez now, fezzes are cool.

    • @imomogencrab3505
      @imomogencrab3505 5 років тому

      Idk but i've got nothing IN my head except Doctor Who

  • @katierosefun7722
    @katierosefun7722 10 років тому +59

    God, I love Amy!!!!
    Rory: Aren't you gonna turn your back?
    Amy: Nope.

  • @WannabeJackassStars
    @WannabeJackassStars 11 років тому +11

    "You've swallowed a planet!"
    "I'm pregnant."
    "You're huge!"
    "Yeah I'm pregnant!"
    "Look at you. When worlds collide!"
    "Doctor I'm pregnant."
    "Oh look at you both---five years later and you haven't changed a bit apart from aging!"
    "It's good to see you doctor!"
    "...Are you pregnant?"
    Also: "Yours is bigger than mine!"
    "Don't go there."

  • @reggiereggiesauce5755
    @reggiereggiesauce5755 9 років тому +224

    Anyone else spot the euphemism in 'Yours is bigger than mine.'
    'Let's not go there.'

    • @itmeyaboitheline3419
      @itmeyaboitheline3419 6 років тому +2

      Reggie Reggie Sauce Hell Yea

    • @mckenzieraynor8436
      @mckenzieraynor8436 6 років тому +1

      Oh yes, i was dying

    • @whativerealized8943
      @whativerealized8943 5 років тому +9

      No, you are literally the only adult watching Doctor Who.

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 5 років тому +1

      Day of the doctor has 10 and 11 pilull out sonics and ten tell 11 about compensating for something.

  • @Zacho789
    @Zacho789 10 років тому +111

    9:12 That's so weird knowing that Amy's his mother (in law).

    • @supersexyghotmew95
      @supersexyghotmew95 10 років тому +3

      i know riiiiight river gonna kill her mummy

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 років тому +1

      Anon ssh, spoilers ;)

    • @mrs_mak4561
      @mrs_mak4561 5 років тому +2

      At that time she wouldn’t of been his mother

    • @MilatovichFamily
      @MilatovichFamily 4 роки тому

      And the doctor is also her father because she ciuld regenerate before giving her rest of regenerations to the doctor to save him.

  • @satvrnamvs7149
    @satvrnamvs7149 9 років тому +35

    Best doctor ever! I love the he loves bow ties! In one episode he's like "bow ties are cool" and Amy says "no their really not..." And then the doctor says "yes they now shut up and let me think!"

  • @littlepowles
    @littlepowles 9 років тому +86

    Amy- ow I think the baby's coming
    Rory- are you sure
    Amy- would I make it up at a time like this
    Rory- well you do have a history .. If being very beautiful
    Lol wet myself

  • @kiteralla2976
    @kiteralla2976 7 років тому +21

    I love the blimey get a girlfriend Jeff bit😂

  • @ahlaam7590
    @ahlaam7590 8 років тому +630

    I'm still not over the 11th doctor. I don't want to watch the 12th doctor yet

    • @ellarosie02
      @ellarosie02 8 років тому +45

      You should, 12 is brilliant

    • @pordikordi5161
      @pordikordi5161 8 років тому +2

      Same

    • @LorenHelgeson
      @LorenHelgeson 7 років тому +25

      Spongebob Squarepants Personally, I enjoy Capaldi's doctor. Not a fan of Clara, though. But I can't really place my problem with her.

    • @piranha7460
      @piranha7460 6 років тому +4

      Well then i got some REAL good news for you about the 13th pal...

    • @comic.studio
      @comic.studio 6 років тому +9

      PiranhaTooth I'm from the future and you'll be glad to see the 14th my friend.

  • @TARDISFanMan
    @TARDISFanMan 10 років тому +76

    Wonder how sickening it was for the TARDIS to 'watch' that mini make-out session between The Doctor and Amy

    • @CCSFM0110
      @CCSFM0110 10 років тому +1

      She probably wasn't too leased with either of them.

    • @TARDISFanMan
      @TARDISFanMan 10 років тому +1

      Caitlyn Coble Well, she should be glad The Doctor was resisting at least.

    • @CCSFM0110
      @CCSFM0110 10 років тому +4

      Ryan McFly Wow, I missed the "P" key. Anyways, I agree that should be glad that the Doctor resisted. I don't think anyone has made him more uncomfortable.. Except maybe that old lady at the End of Time that was hitting on him.

    • @TARDISFanMan
      @TARDISFanMan 10 років тому +2

      Caitlyn Coble luckily the TARDIS didn't see that one.

    • @CCSFM0110
      @CCSFM0110 10 років тому +3

      Ryan McFly Yeah, she really wouldn't have appreciated that.

  • @pixeltreason2968
    @pixeltreason2968 6 років тому +13

    Rory: it just happened.
    Amy: Oh shut up.
    *kisses*
    *doctor walks up*
    Doctor: Yeah shUT UP.

  • @harveybolton
    @harveybolton 6 років тому +6

    "WOULD I MAKE IT UP AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!"
    "Well.. you do have a history of..."
    *soul harvesting glance of death*
    "..being very lovely"
    Lmao

  • @katiekat44
    @katiekat44 6 років тому +4

    “I have chosen. Of course I’ve chosen.” *Rory looking worried* “It’s you stupid”

  • @Kai-gf9mg
    @Kai-gf9mg 8 років тому +13

    Matt is adorable omg.

  • @ZirconX1
    @ZirconX1 7 років тому +2

    That moment when you realize the iconic sound of the TARDIS is nothing more than the engine screaming in agony as the Doctor flies it around space and time with the friggin brakes on xD

  • @movedchannel50
    @movedchannel50 9 років тому +14

    I will never forget Matt Smith. He is best Doctor to me. Though Capaldi and Tennant are very very fantastic too.

  • @KPJohnson85
    @KPJohnson85 10 років тому +59

    Is it just me or is The Doctor incapable of thinking WITHOUT speaking? That seems to have been a recurring theme of the show/character. He'll go on rants and then near its end do something incredibly brilliant that saves the day. Example, from Family of Blood (S3, David Tennant):
    The Doctor: Oh, I think the explanation might be you've been fooled by a simple olfactory misdirection. Little bit like ventriloquism of the nose. It's an elementary trick in certain parts of the galaxy, but it has gotta be said, I don't like the look of that hydrochronometer. It seems to be indicating that you've got energy feedback all through the retrostabilizers feeding back into the primary heat converters. Oh! 'Cause if there's one thing you shouldn't have done, you shouldn't have let me press all those buttons. But in fairness, I will give you one word of advice: RUN!

  • @CharlieKroells
    @CharlieKroells 9 років тому +13

    "Other way idiot"
    LOL

  • @danielsaenz4928
    @danielsaenz4928 9 років тому +97

    Fezzzes are cool. Lol

    • @CTyankee71
      @CTyankee71 9 років тому +7

      Daniel Saenz No, no, no. Bow ties are cool !

    • @nataliemarie9909
      @nataliemarie9909 9 років тому +1

      Stetsons are cool

    • @laikax5115
      @laikax5115 9 років тому +1

      Look how cool this stuff is!

    • @CS9_
      @CS9_ 8 років тому +1

      Offices in trains are cool.

    • @feyasatos
      @feyasatos 6 років тому +1

      First: Bowties are cool
      Then: Fezzes are cool

  • @armstrongtics2733
    @armstrongtics2733 7 років тому +4

    I really love these three, like if there was ever a maximum level of friendship these three would have gotten there and farther.

  • @catherinestampe1499
    @catherinestampe1499 8 років тому +8

    Amy...."Oh shut up,"
    Doctor....."Yea! Shut up!"
    I'm dying......😂😂😂😂😁😁

  • @misterphlossy6631
    @misterphlossy6631 8 років тому +5

    The way he talks to his tardis is precious. Lol

  • @JoannetheShearer
    @JoannetheShearer 8 років тому +13

    'yours is bigger than mine' 'let's not go there'

  • @hi-im-lugh9570
    @hi-im-lugh9570 8 років тому +22

    The ultimate ginger xD

    • @user-hg7ni3bn7m
      @user-hg7ni3bn7m 8 років тому

      هل ايمي تحب دكترهو أكثر من زوجها

  • @CurlyAndNerdy101
    @CurlyAndNerdy101 7 років тому +14

    You missed out the best part of that line!
    "This is my life now and it just turned you white as a sheet, so don't you ever call it dull again. EVER. OKAY!?"

    • @BTGTB
      @BTGTB 6 років тому

      CurlyAndNerdy101
      Finally, I found someone who commented about that, one of my favorite lines!

  • @Elizabeth-xg3fi
    @Elizabeth-xg3fi 7 років тому +11

    'Hello! Laptop. Gimme.'
    'Nononono- hang on-'
    'Give. It. Here.' *sits down with laptop*
    'Blimey...get a girlfriend Jeff...'
    I'll always find this hilarious 😂 don't ask why lmao

  • @Ittybritty196
    @Ittybritty196 10 років тому +21

    I can NOT believe you left the BEST part of the fez scene out! I am offended and disappointed! It's not complete unless river song blows the thing up!
    Otherwise, good compilation.

    • @MinecraftWhofan
      @MinecraftWhofan 9 років тому +4

      But why would we want to see the brutal gory death of the beautiful treasured fez?
      PS: I was joking about the brutal and gory part

  • @kean5571
    @kean5571 10 років тому +5

    Doctor: Look at you. You swallowed a planet!

  • @volatilecheese12
    @volatilecheese12 5 років тому +3

    I love 11 so much. Him and Amy bantering always makes me laugh

  • @Laylo232
    @Laylo232 10 років тому +18

    *places hand underneath amy* now, what do we do? Wouldn't you just love to see 11 trying to help someone deliver a baby I mean come on guys

  • @kayleigh4110
    @kayleigh4110 8 років тому +13

    OOhhh Doctor you soniced her.

  • @kiwi_sodas
    @kiwi_sodas 6 років тому +4

    “Blimey, get a girlfriend, Jeff.”
    I’m mature but I couldn’t help giggling at that

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 6 років тому +6

    1:40 D:well, we have some comfy chairs here.
    A.B.:we have no need for comfy chairs.
    D:I made him say comfy chairs...
    If I'll ever meet a terrifying monster of death, who has a monotone voice and cane be reasoned with, I'll have to make them say something funny.
    Thanks Doctor, for teaching us how!

  • @hotdog1214
    @hotdog1214 5 років тому +2

    2:50 "But it didn't make the noise"
    "What noise?"
    "you know, the...." *Cue Tardis / donkey impression*
    Hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ellepenne6397
    @ellepenne6397 5 років тому +3

    "Yours is bigger than mine"
    "Let's not go there" 😂

  • @drxshock6957
    @drxshock6957 7 років тому +5

    Rory: "Yours is bigger than mine."Doctor: "Lets not go there."Me: **takes sunglasses off to reveal my eyes wide AF** "OH HELL NO!"

  • @smorebunny
    @smorebunny 8 років тому +4

    Amy's voice at 4:21 is adorable 😂

  • @charlottefreeman6188
    @charlottefreeman6188 3 роки тому +3

    My favourite is
    “You were a little girl 5 minutes ago.”
    “You’re worse than my aunt.”
    “I’m the Doctor I’m worse than everyone’s aunt... and that’s not how I’m going to introduce myself.”

  • @Rob-hb7wh
    @Rob-hb7wh 4 роки тому +3

    I've honestly never seen the Doctor happier than when he was traveling with Amy and Rory

  • @seanpatrickcain2
    @seanpatrickcain2 10 років тому +16

    7:55
    Rory: Can't you give her something for the pain?!!
    Doctor: You don't want natural childbirth?
    Rory, Amy: NO!!!!
    LOL

  • @TARDISFanMan
    @TARDISFanMan 9 років тому +9

    If I had been with The Doctor and Rory during the 'you kissed her!?" thing, I'd probably like 'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH' in a fit of silent screaming at the stupidity of The Doctor's reply to Rory.

  • @AlexeyBeganov
    @AlexeyBeganov 10 років тому +9

    now we know why the queen said "So much for the virgin queen you bad bad boy!"

  • @perfectlypeachy9369
    @perfectlypeachy9369 9 років тому +22

    OMG I forgot to turn off auto generated captions!!!!! XD CANT BREATHE!!! LAUGHING SO HARD!!!! XD

    • @ayezz2811
      @ayezz2811 9 років тому

      Me too! Omg!

    • @monochromatic4849
      @monochromatic4849 8 років тому +2

      "can you get me doped up to eat a biscuit." OMFG XD LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • @torificus7155
      @torificus7155 8 років тому

      +Shadow Flower "Show you a harassed orange"

  • @annadanielsdottir4762
    @annadanielsdottir4762 6 років тому +3

    6:57 doctor : you died
    Rory : yeah i was there

  • @Rx2D
    @Rx2D 11 років тому +4

    Eleven's awesomeness made the sting of Ten's "death" almost bearable. S5 was full of so many good moments!

  • @RainbowdashLT
    @RainbowdashLT 10 років тому +15

    Why is he so weard so akward but so awsome and so funny :( and wow sometimes i beleve this show turns a dark turn XD

    • @PycasneEesost
      @PycasneEesost 10 років тому +3

      Because it's half epic drama and half British satire and comedy..

  • @Peluceus
    @Peluceus Рік тому +1

    It's wild how you can look into Rory's eyes when Amy just knows him as the guy who did the swordy thing and see him absolutely shatter. Like it could smash cut to him throwing up in a toilet bawling his eyes out banging his head against the stall wall and that facial reaction is all you would need to go 'yeah that's about right'