Russell Peters - Somebody Gonna Get Hurt Real Bad

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  • @AzNightmare
    @AzNightmare 8 років тому +698

    *Watched a few old Russel Peters clips. I realized a lot of his jokes were created and used decades ago... I pretty much heard every one of them in his newer shows, except he's improved the delivery of them like 100x.*

    • @albarleta2511
      @albarleta2511 8 років тому +1

      Do you have a link for the best clips?

    • @AzNightmare
      @AzNightmare 8 років тому

      Al Barleta *No. I don't.*

    • @ankushsinghal9013
      @ankushsinghal9013 8 років тому +1

      Use torrent.

    • @arock_007
      @arock_007 7 років тому +1

      check out his channel

    • @pinkbutterfly3386
      @pinkbutterfly3386 5 років тому +10

      Yes some are recycled jokes BUT the audience are NOT the same every show

  • @virenvs905
    @virenvs905 7 років тому +658

    Finally, the debut of "somebody gonna get a hurt real bad"

    • @canag0d
      @canag0d 2 роки тому +3

      I saw this shit live years before this JFL set which is 20 years old….

  • @ASH7388
    @ASH7388 8 років тому +1480

    You can see how much Russell peters got better at telling his jokes. The same story, same lines, but more mature and developed as he progresses

    • @SundeepShekhar
      @SundeepShekhar 6 років тому +21

      BROOO WTF, I was thinking the exact same thing. this one is not as funny as the on that was a lot later.

    • @thomasalias8492
      @thomasalias8492 6 років тому +22

      Also, you sorta HAVE to make your jokes short at the beginning because all your shows are shorter. Once you get more fame, you get the 1hour special and only then can you develop your jokes to be longer and better.

    • @hunterkendrick6294
      @hunterkendrick6294 6 років тому +3

      So tru

    • @arcticridge
      @arcticridge 6 років тому +1

      and fatter

    • @ibuucoksiregar9024
      @ibuucoksiregar9024 6 років тому +2

      Yeah...Like "somebodey gonna get a hurt real bad" line was a lot stonger now..im amazed

  • @2TheAbbeyClinic
    @2TheAbbeyClinic 7 років тому +154

    Russell Peters is one of those people who just plain looks funny. Even before he says a word, you are in the mood to laugh. Thanks.

    • @shyren4468
      @shyren4468 3 роки тому +4

      Can't tell whether this is a compliment or a insult 🤔

  • @louisthompson8661
    @louisthompson8661 8 років тому +613

    Russel Peters is one of the best comedian I have ever seen

    • @tre-moon-dous6122
      @tre-moon-dous6122 8 років тому +27

      he owns racial jokes, but you shouldn't say he's the best comedian, Dave Chappelle is King

    • @KP-by4eu
      @KP-by4eu 8 років тому +19

      dave chappelle only do Black jokes well, aka drugs, police, ...

    • @孙驰-x7e
      @孙驰-x7e 7 років тому

      Louis Thompson tell me about it

    • @seekerotruth4963
      @seekerotruth4963 7 років тому

      Syahrul Anwar I agree!

    • @seekerotruth4963
      @seekerotruth4963 7 років тому +1

      Khoi Pham He actually exposed the evils of our society in his jokes. This is especially evident in his stand up comedy on difference between man and woman.

  • @leizhu2586
    @leizhu2586 8 років тому +1161

    I'm Chinese and my parents used to call me idiot when i don't bargain. In that sense, Asian parents are all the same.

    • @thatguy69888
      @thatguy69888 6 років тому +17

      Same lol..and im from indonesia, you know how cheap indonesian stuff is...and they told me to bargain😥

    • @rajsapkota123
      @rajsapkota123 5 років тому +10

      Exactly man,
      Even We Nepalese bargain on buying Each and every shit .

    • @ajay3834
      @ajay3834 5 років тому +10

      I'm from India and my siblings and me compete to bargain better 😂😂😂

    • @theunderrated86
      @theunderrated86 5 років тому +17

      You can't be an Asian if you never wanted stuff for free.

    • @gurugobindguchhait3864
      @gurugobindguchhait3864 5 років тому +2

      @@theunderrated86 so true👌🏾😆😆

  • @melissamalcolm1399
    @melissamalcolm1399 8 років тому +425

    I have watched all kinds of comedians around the world. But, I gotta say this guy is up there with the greatest of the greatest!

    • @paddy232323
      @paddy232323 8 років тому +15

      HE TRULY IS INTERNATIONAL COMEDIAN

    • @seekerotruth4963
      @seekerotruth4963 7 років тому +2

      Derek Sunario bruh you forgot Dave Chapelle.

    • @Phantom-hy2ix
      @Phantom-hy2ix 5 років тому

      @@seekerotruth4963 Nah. Trevor Noah and Billy Connolly. Now those two will make you laugh, till you have no ass.

    • @7884golfguru
      @7884golfguru 5 років тому

      Devansh Sharma bloody awesome

    • @ajmalks6298
      @ajmalks6298 5 років тому +4

      @@Phantom-hy2ix Trevor noah is a fucktard

  • @MrCarmenator8
    @MrCarmenator8 7 років тому +279

    My mom still hangs up the wooden spoon she used to smack me with, it's like decoration now smh

    • @uaecars
      @uaecars 7 років тому +6

      My god it hurts so bad to see the tool used to get beaten with is a decoration, same story here

    • @nattsojaqs9822
      @nattsojaqs9822 7 років тому +13

      😂😂😂😂
      "Let this be a reminder, boy!"

    • @brianmannion7097
      @brianmannion7097 6 років тому +1

      Haha ya. Now I just use that shit to cook food with.

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 3 роки тому +1

      Freakin trophy lol. Damn thing should have a smack counter on it.

    • @kanegarvey848
      @kanegarvey848 2 роки тому

      @@kim15982 Par 4

  • @glassesguy8079
    @glassesguy8079 5 років тому +65

    One of the classic lines of people who like to bargain. "The one at the other shop will give it to me for a lower price."

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 3 роки тому +19

    "So, I went home - for the last time" 😂😂

  •  7 років тому +127

    Ryan Is One Fucked Up Kid Lol

  • @BangMaster96
    @BangMaster96 5 років тому +14

    Russel Peters is the one comedian who is international in a sense, he can make people from any country of the world laugh hard. Because his jokes don't just focus on one culture, he focuses on all cultures, so everyone can sit in the same room and laugh together.

  • @abhiu2398
    @abhiu2398 6 років тому +57

    Peters used such a light Indian accent for his father. That's probably how he really used to speak. In later years, that accent became way over the top.

    • @paulbrown2681
      @paulbrown2681 4 роки тому

      check out a 1997 video his parents are being speaking on that one

  • @tswfootball
    @tswfootball 8 років тому +142

    Lol you could see this is in Russell's early days, and how much he improved this act later😅

    • @uudaykumar
      @uudaykumar 7 років тому +1

      teyzfootball earlier, he didn't use so much For words

  • @gavravdhongadi9824
    @gavravdhongadi9824 5 років тому +19

    Updated version of this joke is really hilarious

  • @comettamer
    @comettamer 4 роки тому +12

    When I was growing up, if I'd even CONSIDERED talking to my mom the way Ryan did, I'd have been eating my own teeth.

  • @abgeth
    @abgeth 6 років тому +2

    Russel is the best man!! he can do accents, he's been around , he has great stories!

  • @shoutg
    @shoutg 2 роки тому +4

    Like a fine wine, RP's jokes get better with age.

  • @bekaanderson5122
    @bekaanderson5122 4 роки тому +12

    😂 I made a similar threat, then my dad threw our brand new wireless phone at me and said that it will take 17 mins for the cops to get there, so he would gladly beat me until then. I never threatened a single thing again... but I did leave home at 15, so.. yeah, things were tough.

  • @Emily-pv3kg
    @Emily-pv3kg 8 років тому +254

    he isn't wrong about getting beaten...

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 років тому +3

      That's fucked up. I would never beat my daughter, or any kid.

    • @cannondom1096
      @cannondom1096 5 років тому +7

      @@missundies good....good for you when they start acting disrespectful don't call teenagers program.

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 років тому +6

      @@cannondom1096 What? A teenager program? I don't even know what that is. In my country it's illegal to beat your kids, as it should be, my brothers and my sister has respect for our parents, and we can come to them and talk about anything, same with my daughter, we talk and we solve things together. She's a competent human being, not a toy or a doll, she has emotions, thoughts and opinions that I respect. We have never, ever argued, she has never even raised her voice at me. If you have to beat your kids to get them to respect you and listen to you, you're doing something terribly wrong.

    • @cannondom1096
      @cannondom1096 5 років тому +2

      @@missundies oh that's nice but it shouldn't be illegal in all countries and I know for a fact in the Caribbean no law gone stop no parent kids are very disrespectful you can talk to some and they listen but what about the rest .-.?and no I don't have kids but I use to get whooped buy my parent and teacher and I thank God because if i didn't i wouldn't be here alive and i would not be listening to anyone so getting whoop isn't always a bad if that's your opinion it's yours I don't wish to whoop my child/children in the future but if they can't behave after I talk and try to reason then we know whats going to happen but if I have a daughter I'll never hit her .

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 років тому +2

      @@cannondom1096 Do you think it should be legal for other men to hit their daughters? How much "whooping" is too much, where should the legal line be drawn? How old should the kid be for it to be legal to hit them? And what about the fact that your idea of a "whopping" is miles different from what other men and women consider a "whooping", for example you might think of a "whooping" as spanking your kid a couple of times on their butt, another man might think it's okay to hit their daughter, one time, with a fist on the jaw.

  • @LRS905
    @LRS905 8 років тому +12

    Canadians were not aware of the "somebody gonna get hurt!" catchphrase, lol

  • @willt.9654
    @willt.9654 8 років тому +55

    That's one long coat...

  • @mehuljeet
    @mehuljeet 5 років тому +15

    I have seen this 5 times

  • @pema4366
    @pema4366 6 років тому +7

    just recently moved in australia , cant stop bargaining mannnn that is in our gene

  • @rasulali4690
    @rasulali4690 4 роки тому +2

    This one is just my favorite! Hilarious!

  • @blanchekonieczka9935
    @blanchekonieczka9935 6 років тому +26

    When my boys were young they occasionally got a beating. Once my oldest said, "I'll call CYS on you" (children and youth services). I replied, "Go ahead and when they get here I'll tell them what you did and they'll beat your behind too!"

    • @arunk7408
      @arunk7408 4 роки тому

      😆

    • @Star-pl1xs
      @Star-pl1xs 4 роки тому

      ew

    • @blanchekonieczka9935
      @blanchekonieczka9935 4 роки тому

      @@Star-pl1xs by beating I mean a smack on the behind with my open hand. Once they were old enough to reason with, I just took away privileges and they often begged me to just smack their butts and let them play video games.

  • @SK-nc5ji
    @SK-nc5ji 5 років тому +45

    Russel’s dad: *Somebody* gonna get hurt real bad
    Russel: don’t do that... don’t give me hope
    This is an endgame reference just to let u know

  • @JoseHernandez-oh3ge
    @JoseHernandez-oh3ge 5 років тому +15

    My dad beat me with a belt and my mom beat me with her sandals.

    • @anitasmith815
      @anitasmith815 5 років тому +1

      Hernandez thats a key you get beat spanish. Parents i love it

    • @TritaniumYT
      @TritaniumYT 5 років тому +3

      My mom's loadout is the wooden spoon with the supressor and sandal extension

    • @anonymousaccordionist3326
      @anonymousaccordionist3326 4 роки тому +1

      My family had a yellow painted 1x2 inscribed with "For the occasional bout of the superfluity of naughtiness."

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Рік тому +1

    “In that time, *somebody gunna get a hurt real bad.* You guys have been a lot of fun, enjoy the rest of your show, thank you.”

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
    @skwisgarskwigelf7191 3 роки тому +3

    How can tell if an Asian person broke into your house? Your homework will be done, your computer will be fixed and they’ll still be backing out of the driveway 😂

  • @231lghtwrkcastle
    @231lghtwrkcastle 4 роки тому +13

    My daughter says I scream like a beast 😂
    My partner said parent Punjabi way throw shoes

  • @Afnan......
    @Afnan...... 4 роки тому +2

    0:44 "How much to get in ? How much ? " I searched for this video only to hear those two lines.

  • @JacobRubioJunior669
    @JacobRubioJunior669 2 роки тому

    he got so much better over the years!!

  • @zro_dfects
    @zro_dfects 3 місяці тому +2

    This is a repeat of another stand up, which was actually way better than this, this version he didn't put much effort in that seems, but the other version was 100 times better.

  • @SLim-ih7lq
    @SLim-ih7lq 6 років тому +24

    Swear I've heard about Ryan before.

  • @robertmcritchie7236
    @robertmcritchie7236 Рік тому

    Best comedian in our time...Russell!!! Somebody gonna get hurt really bad!!! Hahahaha

  • @Kimmybunny
    @Kimmybunny 6 років тому +6

    He never says “somebody is goana her hurt really bad”!! Anymore!

  • @ExPresident
    @ExPresident 5 років тому +14

    my mom used to beat me and my siblings when we were young, but not without a lesson. my aunts did that too. now that they are old, and we are matured we remember those lessons that taught us to become more disciplined individuals and parents. thanks to our mom and elders who didn't hesitate to correct us when we did wrong :-)

  • @cevasco5
    @cevasco5 6 років тому +15

    I can't believe he's not that famous in the US.

  • @radeonblue1816
    @radeonblue1816 4 роки тому +3

    Many times I hear the same joke but it is always a real fun.....

  • @hiteshmaherchandani2883
    @hiteshmaherchandani2883 5 років тому +2

    i love you, thanks for making me laugh.

  • @sothiachhoeum87
    @sothiachhoeum87 5 років тому +7

    Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad 🤣😂

  • @YogeshRana-fg8jr
    @YogeshRana-fg8jr 7 років тому +2

    He is the best.

  • @hookemups6710
    @hookemups6710 8 років тому +3

    Peter Russel was funny as fuck😂

  • @aubreywallace7918
    @aubreywallace7918 4 роки тому +4

    I love Russell peters he shouda been on kings of comedy he has stage presence we discriminate too much imagine an east Indian headlining a comedy show in US. someone getting fired🤔😎

  • @krsafoa6761
    @krsafoa6761 6 місяців тому

    If i ever see a pad on tha wall in my room or house...
    "Somebody gonna get hurt real bad"
    - Russell Peters 😂

  • @odonsantos2843
    @odonsantos2843 6 років тому +3

    Russell is one of the best comic,so proud of having a british blood.
    He always highlight hes east indian.

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Рік тому +1

    “I’ll beat your ass! Somebuddy gunna get a hurt *real* bad toniiight!”

  • @barontaylor7139
    @barontaylor7139 Рік тому

    His signature bit

  • @bodaciousbecky601
    @bodaciousbecky601 4 роки тому +3

    Epicness

  • @NTB1977
    @NTB1977 5 років тому +1

    fantastic!

  • @austinflores8552
    @austinflores8552 2 роки тому

    His dad: somebody gonna get a hurt real bad
    Me: well... somebody gonna enjoy it really bad 😜

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Рік тому +1

    “Shut your mouth! You learn how to bargain!”

  • @Meghnaaad
    @Meghnaaad 3 роки тому +2

    His suit is even funnier than the jokes he crack.

  • @blisswkc3344
    @blisswkc3344 5 років тому +1

    Thank You sooo much dearest 💐
    You’re such an inspiration 🥰
    Be Blissful Eternally 🙏🏼😇

  • @AngelerFils
    @AngelerFils Рік тому

    Just heard this bit on XM Radio Ch 168 Just For Laughs Canada 🇨🇦😂😂😂

  • @ChinaLake100
    @ChinaLake100 7 років тому +62

    Russell peters Indian accent was worse in 2000

  • @catigaaliboucas6360
    @catigaaliboucas6360 5 років тому

    I want to his show and enjoy it very much

  • @miantv5075
    @miantv5075 7 років тому +1

    That "out" was so Canadian

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Рік тому

    “Somebody gunna get a hurt real bad. … Somebody.”

  • @CaptainSurf
    @CaptainSurf 5 років тому +1

    Spot on hahaha!

  • @sothiachhoeum87
    @sothiachhoeum87 5 років тому +4

    Russell is hilarious 😂🤣

  • @srdtao9505
    @srdtao9505 8 років тому +5

    Legendary.

  • @cpd7172
    @cpd7172 6 років тому +1

    anybody know the name of the type of jacket he has got on?

  • @murphylhunn
    @murphylhunn Рік тому

    Amazing to see comedy from before good delivery was invented!
    Okay theres my hatin comment for the day out of the way

  • @ivanabc1122
    @ivanabc1122 2 роки тому

    I'm not gonna say who..
    Somebody 😁😅

  • @tracezachdaniels4264
    @tracezachdaniels4264 8 років тому +1

    AWESOME....MUCH LOVE.....Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO !!

  • @Cookie-sf6fs
    @Cookie-sf6fs 8 років тому +1

    loved you since day 1 son....keep it coming...cuz we r waiting

  • @skrillex4u
    @skrillex4u 3 роки тому +2

    Tbh asian parents do have bargaining skills

  • @gennesta9296
    @gennesta9296 7 років тому +7

    Why is "the child abuse" joke sound so familiar ?!? I've heard it from someone else?? Help me comments !

    • @mjsmcd
      @mjsmcd 7 років тому

      Gen Nesta ariel spears?

    • @bgill881
      @bgill881 6 років тому +1

      From the same guy.. Russel Peters, in an old concert.

  • @sufyan5305
    @sufyan5305 8 років тому +3

    *I love him*

  • @MichaelFurburger
    @MichaelFurburger 7 років тому +1

    Funny stuff!

  • @diksha9496
    @diksha9496 5 років тому +2

    He is so much like Rajesh koothrapaly from The Big Bang theory show

  • @vanislefan
    @vanislefan 11 місяців тому

    Actually gas in the late sixties and early seventies in Canada was 36 cents a GALLON! It cost $6 to fill your car.

  • @cathytrottier8944
    @cathytrottier8944 10 місяців тому

    I was 8 yrs old and I heard my older friends say f off, I really didn't know what it meant, one day said it to my mom.... Got my mouth washed out with soap.

  • @muhammadnouman7492
    @muhammadnouman7492 5 років тому

    Legendary

  • @Sammy90210
    @Sammy90210 22 дні тому

    Omg 30 cents... I remember 49 cents growing up as a kid here in Canada... its 1.40 now
    Other parts of Canada got it rougher than me .. I'm just reminiscing

  • @chriscipiti3235
    @chriscipiti3235 3 роки тому

    1:59

  • @discman15
    @discman15 4 роки тому

    Fucking love this joke

  • @derpy._.josiah7985
    @derpy._.josiah7985 4 роки тому

    Anyone else read the title the way Russel says it

  • @chriscipiti3235
    @chriscipiti3235 3 роки тому

    3:04

  • @arock_007
    @arock_007 7 років тому +7

    isn't this the same on Russell Peter's channel

    • @kaitotheslayer7133
      @kaitotheslayer7133 7 років тому +2

      A-rock 007 yep the one in his channel is the improved one

  • @andullahbaharoon3724
    @andullahbaharoon3724 4 роки тому +5

    Man I’m 26 years old and my mom still beat my ass 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dragoseak
    @dragoseak 5 років тому +3

    he looks like an indian jimmy fallon

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 5 років тому +5

    Somebody's gonna get real fat... 😂

  • @KaruliPiran
    @KaruliPiran 5 років тому

    Done

  • @StarvationLwazi
    @StarvationLwazi 5 років тому

    Nice

  • @aaronmr1584
    @aaronmr1584 7 років тому +12

    this guy is so funny anybody agree?

  • @mobeenjaved4558
    @mobeenjaved4558 5 років тому

    Good

  • @potatoandaflower8063
    @potatoandaflower8063 4 роки тому

    Damn young Russell kinda look like Rajesh Koothrapali from TBBT🤣

  • @svetaalyonkina724
    @svetaalyonkina724 4 роки тому

    🏅👍nice.

  • @ankittudu5216
    @ankittudu5216 3 роки тому

    Russell's friend was Ryan Reynolds

  • @ishanchourasia
    @ishanchourasia 5 років тому +4

    I've watched three different videos of him doing exactly the same jokes

  • @Amaru722
    @Amaru722 2 роки тому

    I saw this when it first came out I was only 3

  • @somisettysaikumar7653
    @somisettysaikumar7653 7 років тому +22

    iam 22 years old my parents still kicks me

  • @fazliemahmud9270
    @fazliemahmud9270 6 років тому +11

    he is so true about the child abuse .. he thought it was normal but then he realized Ryan dont get beaten

    • @FBI-ht4wy
      @FBI-ht4wy 6 років тому

      Most Asian parents beat kids just for punishment like spanking, not beat em to death. u should know how to educate your kid. Not dumb as these white prople

  • @greenweirdo4452
    @greenweirdo4452 Рік тому

    Well, now I know where vanossgaming got it. "Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad."

  • @jahnilee2026
    @jahnilee2026 4 роки тому +1

    He's actually kinna really attractive here....

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow 7 років тому +7

    5 seconds in and he's like "gimme a racial minority!" ffs

  • @Knightwreck
    @Knightwreck 3 роки тому +2

    This is so True! Man, I got beat so hard by both my parents because of my white friend.