Your Video is NOT Cinematic
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- Опубліковано 8 лис 2024
- There's a plague on youtube. "Cinematic" videos. When will it stop? They are boring, filmed in slow motion when nothing is moving, strange colour grading. Cinematic vlog torture. Why? Coffee isn't cinematic, neither is your mom's car.
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If i see another UA-camr making a slow-mo cinematic coffee ,i swear to God...
i am going to do that, no one can stop me
Every other UA-camr has a video like "Epic Film Look for DSLR tutorial" and it's just the exposure triangle with said coffee b roll examples lmao.
I plead guilty..... I did the coffee making thing, with instant coffee...., burning my hands in the proceedings. But not in slow-mo, my cheap-ass DSLR doesn't have usable slow-mo.
@@marcelvanbodegom yeah guilty of the coffee test shoots as well. And don't worry I paid out for a c100 back then, and even that didn't have good slow mo either lol.
That will be me soon
People who live near that park - "Hello, Police ? Yes, it's him again. He's in the park doing strange things and then he started filming our garbage. Please come quickly".
ahahahahaha (had the same thoughts)
Police: is he black though?
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ooops. wrong country
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Cinematic: When the creator is fixated on HOW things are filmed, and not on WHAT is being filmed.
Actually you need to take both into account. But for YT it's mostly all about content. Unless your content is about being cinematic.
BINGO! It's style over substance. There is nothing wrong with wanting a certain look and style to HELP with the story, but if all you have is a look and try to build a story around it, you will always fail. As grandma would say about some men she has known, "All sizzle but no steak".
"coffee isn't cinematic" dang dude just @ peter next time LOL
😂 shots seriously been fired
@Mark Vasquez What about - Epic Cienematic Caffee B-ROLL!
For what it’s worth, I’m glad you and your channel(s) exist. ✌️❤️
That framing was very cinematic. I like how the texture of the tree trunk leads our eyes to our hero suffering. We connect more that way.
i laughed the entire 11 minutes but seriously, i learned A TON from you on WHAT "CINEMATIC" REALLY IS! *THANKS*
“The real cinema is in your heart”. That statement belongs on a t-shirt.
Great idea!
I like how the music changes when you say "the cinema is in your heart" and its the "we learned something and the show is about over" music. That's so...cinematic. Also using the same music in all your videos works well for you.
This dude nailed many of the things that annoy me on the videography side of youtube. Many people with cameras, almost none of them with actual stories to tell.
Do I really want to know how amazing some dudes trip to Bali or Thailand was? Do I really want to see how gorgeous the plants they found on their morning stroll through the park look like? Your attractive good looking girlfriend dancing or running with her arms wide open while you pan around her with a camera on a gimbal looks good, but its as shallow as a puddle.
I've only seen some guys make really insteresting videos using these techniques, but they are extremely rare. I only know how bland this style is because, after doing it myself for some time, its quite clear how quickly the formula stops working.
I've got inspired by the first youtube 'cinematic' videos I've watched, went down the rabbithole, watched about 20 of them and came to the same conclusion. No substance, no story, no meaning. It became so boring watching these.
Best thing I've seen in a long time. I totally did this shit. I feel so guilty...
I did to, but the difference is if you call it cinematic or not. I never called it cinematic. Than it's okay. He doesn't criticise those videos in itself. He criticises the fact that they all call them cinematic. 3 videos I did, beautiful shots. Not once I used the word cinematic.
Holy shit. laowhy86 is here. Love your channel!
Man that CGI of the cripple hammer looks so real. CINEMATIC AF
I thought it was a real object until I realised it was added into the video during the editing 😂
@@StuartSuper79 CGI at a masterful level
The sequence is Alfred Hitchcock level suspense.
@@DixonLu Kasey is better than Alfred Hitchcock.
What, that wasn't real.. Nooooooo.You've broken the magic.
What you bring to us is pure magic. Magic meaning that you show us things that we cant see but fully understand so well but dont understand how you do it...that is your magic. Thanks for sharing great material with us.
If you are going to talk plagues on YT, what about the freakin thumbnails where people have their mouths open like they are getting their tonsils examined?
Especially reaction thumbnails it’s like seeing adult kindergarteners posting videos. LOL
So hate those exaggerated expressions. It's a childish way of getting attention.Don't even care to watch them just because of it.
Sadly, that thumbnail approach increases views.
Sad.
Another industry uses that look to indicate something that would fit a magnum.
People seem to forget that visual storytelling is there to TELL STORIES. Thank you for this video, this will be the cure.
Another roasting video destroyed every UA-camr that mentions Cinematic. That squirrel at 5:19 was cinematic.
she's tracking him! Freaking cinematic!!
I was thinking the same thing. Cinematic squirrel with all the blurr.
My thoughts EXACTLY! Ive seen so many "cinematic" videos, that are just crappy slomo picture with nothing interesting happening. NOTHING!
Slow mo B roll to music that has nothing to do with the video just pads out run time lol. It’s horrible . Thank you for bringing light to this plague
Hopefully one day, I'll walk into B&H, pickup a camera and read in the product description:
"Recommended by Camera Conspiracies"
UA-camrs have completely bastardized the term “Filmmaker” too
What's actually more annoying is when you look for a tutorial on YT, half of the time, in the middle of the video people start talking about the Squarespace website... it's so annoying and everyone has the same script to say, I am watching the video for the cinematic tutorial, not website creation...
Dear Squarespace ua-cam.com/video/_UNIVnfHmHg/v-deo.html
Sure, but until creators can pay rent in passion, creativity, and how cinematic their videos are...
@@UNLouise But at least they could customize their scripts, make more variations or maybe let youtube creators - who are believed to be CREATIVE people - to be involved in the script? To make it suit their content?
For example, Alt Shift X is master at smoothly transitioning from whatever he is talking about to advertisement and it is so good you don't think about skipping it at all. In most cases I skip the ad, because it's just the same boring script over and over again.
when Tony talks about Squarespace he is on an unreal ecstatic enthusiasm while Chelsea just want to cry
i knew and used the site since 2015, always smash L to skip their ad
"So that's why sex hurts so much" - classic!
That’s some Crying Game level shyt 🤣
Finally someone said it. The “cinematic” garbage on YT is unreal: you need ugly 2 tone only orange and teal color, slow mo on somebody’s feet, add some drone footage, make the image really blurry and noisy, get flare in the background, bokeh the shit out of it, and they think they are cinema. They are just losers.
Meanwhile cinema is super 35, f4 minimum, art direction and set design over grading, with static shots, and story.
Don’t forget the ots slo mo shot of the back of someone’s head
You forgot "slow mo of my instagram wife in a sun dress in the back yard with shadows cranked to +30%"
Cinematic orange saturated face.
Losers >:(
Sad but true. UA-cam cinematic is a reason to set playback speed to 1.5x to avoid torture
LOL! The label should probably be "cinematic look" rather than "cinematic" because they do LOOK like a movie, but devoid of any actual content. I've noticed this with travel videos, scenes of pretty places with music and often slo-mo, but absolutely devoid of any information. Great video, and hilarious!
@Tom Geldon well, yes, once they actually got color. Many of the great classics were shot in black and white. But yes, in previous eras they pretty much shot straight forward
@Tom Geldon LOL
The dynamic range is real in this one. Straight from the movies
Easily one of the best and most important and necessary video ever made on internet. Miss Toronto so much ❤️
I did 120 FPS of still flowers. I'm sorry.
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Following for a couple of years Mr K. And your vids just keep getting better and better. For me it's not about the camera's anymore. I just love your creativity. Love ya buddy.
One of my gripes for ages, thank you sir ! Thank you for calling this out !
Best laugh of the year so far! I'm literally crying! As a cinema lover, lot of "camera"youtubers are mistaking commercial-like videos and what is cinema. Is "commercialic" a word?
give this guy the TRUTH award :))) bravo, thank you, MY faith in humanity was just restored with YOUR video
Hank became a home wrecker after he found out his man-girlfriend killed his brother. This is drama.
Just NAMING a character Hank is dramatic!
So much fun to watch you video. Love them. Good vibes from France
Yes! A lot of the videography and photography groups I'm in, "cinematic" is just thrown around. Just because a dark filter and black bars are added doesn't make it cinematic.
It's a combination of a lot of factors.
Oftentimes they just take a generic snapshot with bad composition and lighting then they add a filter and black bars and they call it cinematic. It doesn't even convey any emotion. The editing was just an afterthought.
The music during the cripple hammer chase scene was FANTASTIC!
Thanks! I made it just for that scene. It turned out nothing like I originally intended, but I like it :)
Yeah that was perfect. I was sure you had created it cause I saw a keyboard in your videos, but I shasamed it anyways. Found nothing. “Looser” I said to myself
@@cameraconspiracies what is that song type genre ?
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The secret is to tell a story
And not to add your teal and orange lut
Always entertaining my friend! So much truth here. It’s all in telling the story.
this is one of the best video you have ever made, Thank you!
Still a hundred times better than anything Peter McCanon ever did.
The squirrels in the bokeh you hired were the best cinematic extras there are. I really felt them.
90% of youtube needs to see this. yes 90% of all youtube.
I also hate when people say "whatsup guys" or "like and subscribe". If I find you content of value to me I will like and if I'd like to see another video from you in the future I will subscribe. I'm not going to like and subscribe just because you told me to. It's not like I forgot those buttons were there.
ALSO don't you dare say "roll that intro".
how about "let's get into it"
The reason they do this is because there's a statistically significant number of people who like and subscribe when the video creator reminds them to. You make some valid points but fail to understand that you yourself are an individual, and we are not the same as you.
Casey, you should do a "cinematic" time lapse of a bokeh (or toneh) slowly forming in the background
I watched Tokyo Story the other day. I was outraged to find that everything in the frame was in focus throughout the film. Yasujiro Ozu, what an amateur.
Thank you! I don’t get how people have started calling slow motion video cinematic. ITS SLOW MOTION VIDEO NOT CINEMATIC!
The cinema is ours, my friend! Thank you for the tough love talk. Cinema Conspiracies for life!
thanks a lot for the music discography! I love the music in your vids!
oh, you made the music by yourself. Wow!
Finally...someone mentioning about this! For me, the true meaning of cinematic is what a Pro Photographer Ming Thein had said few years back in one of his camera review - a combination of color transmission, object seperation from background, bokeh & presence of flare (gentle, not harsh) that make the images or footage pop out. Images that kinda tell you a story. But majority of youtube videos mentioning cinematic showed a slow-mo video o B-Roll 🤣🤣🤣
You have inspired me to make vlogs as non cinematic as possible. I'm pretty sure I'll be very successful with your handy easy to understand tips. :-)
It’s the same as that ‘ Kings Clothes ‘ story. Only the kids admit he hasn’t got any. The rest are sold on the cinematic look. I am glad you mentioned this, I have spent needless hours trying to figure out what it actually was.
I took a cinematic poo while watching this. It was glorious! Color graded with warm tones. Enjoy.
Now that's frickin funny🎸🦊🤩🧚🤸😊😘
Adding the black lines top and bottom is all you have to do
Absolutely correct. In most cases, "cinematic" footage on UA-cam is just someone talking when they haveo nothing to say.
Black and white. Emotional impact. And there were falling leaves in the background. A truly epic masterpiece.
That camera's quality is stupendous!
The most classic cinematic youtube video I have ever seen, brought me to tears when he said I killed your brother, ripped his hand right off. Bravo!
"Cinematic" is easily the most annoying buzzword on videography youtube
Most hilarious video I've seen this year. Thank you so much for this. :)
You are quite correct Kacey. I've personally noticed that most (if not all) of the video footage on UA-cam (and elsewhere) that I've watched, which was claimed to be cinematic by the creators, is not cinematic at all. It's just slow motion footage. lmao! 😄 If we want to watch a cinema movie at a theatre or on TV, we certainly wouldn't sit for an hour and a half watching slow motion footage with slowed down dialogue. I suspect no one would pay for that. lol
Just discovered this channel...I was feeling gun-in-the-mouth depressed...your videos give me a laugh...good stuff...as long as you keep making these videos...I will stay alive.
Finally someone says what ive been thinking for years. The most overused word in video camera reviews.
You make me laugh. Thank you.
Sound has the same problem as film with throwing tech at a subject hoping to make art: A single point sound source will not give you a stereo field, much less surround sound, no matter how many mics you deploy or where you point them.
The worst of them all: transition shot -> transition shot -> transition shot -> another transition shot. Just 5 minute of transition effects.
Cinematoneh
One of my clients wanted EVERY SHOT to be a transition. I fired myself
The hammer chase scene is a flex of the A7S3 slo mo. That said, me and my 6 year old daughter had some good giggles watching and rewatching it.
“So that’s why sex hurts so much” 😂😂😂
It seems like you are getting some moviemaking lessons Casey! You really have a talent for filmmaking. Keep videos such as this coming! That litle short with cripple camera is something that you learn on your first movie lesson.
You are seriously one of my favorite people in youtube
A cinematic portrayal of cinematic videos not be cinematic. It was a cinematic performance of epic proportion.
Another plague - UA-camrs saying 'I QUIT' etc. for click bait but their only quitting something minor not their channel. This needs to end - we need your voice,, your power, your Toneh.
One of your best, amigo.
The falling dead leaves on the plant has just given me a great idea for my next cinematic UA-cam video. Thanks! I’m eternally grateful!
This video is for real, cinematic.
Nice rant. Totally enjoyed it and full of a lot of truth.
Thank you for saying it out loud! So sick of "Cinematic Lighting", "Cinematic Drone Shots", "Cinematic Gimbal Moves", etc. 99,999% of those people have NEVER done a single movie/short movie and call themselves "Filmmakers". It's like saying "I'm a Chef" cause I can use a knife to cut onions...
Him “this isn’t cinematic”
My friend sitting next to me: “ok but why is this his most cinematic video yet” 😂
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I have not laughed so hard in ages! Everything I do is Cinematic......
My God, this video is making me want that A7s3500$.
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Would make your reviews Cinematic masterpieces 👍🏼
Didn’t you call out a guy for lying about faa calling people wow 🤩
@@Dangling_Carrot Love it when my fans follow me around.
That's always frustrated me! People will ask on forums, "How do I get that cinematic look?" And yet, no one bothers to ask them, "Well, it depends on which movie's look you'd want to mimic."
Type a7siii on UA-cam and almost every video has the word "cinematic" in the title.
2:23. That skit was way better then it had any right to be. Hilarious! Well done my dude!
This is THE GREATEST video on UA-cam. Thank you
I'm laughing out loud here, love your sense of humor. Already cinematically subscribed
Here is the secret to being cinematic. Take note if you really want to be all Hollywood:
1 - YOU NEED a one-wheel or a super 73 bike (Tesla model 3 would also work)
2 - YOU MUST vomit a cheesy lut all over you footage (to make it “moody”)
3 - if you are over the age of 24 remember that nothing is cinematic unless you talk teen slang - all sentences must include the words: clutch, meta, dope, fire, moody, definitely must include cinematic - remember that all of this will become null and void if you don’t say (i or me) in the beginning of every sentence, the middle of any sentence for no reason and end the sentence with it as well.
4 - remember that if you want to be unique as the word suggest you must do all the exact same stupid shit every other UA-cam or does including but not limited to ripped skinny jeans and tattoos on your arms or hands.
5 - last but not least, if you aren’t using the lates trending gear on UA-cam, then your cinematic footage isn’t shit. Only exception is if you clicked their link and bought it using said link then you are cool too.
Sadly most of the “UA-camrs” feed you crumbs of knowledge in exchange for your soul. (and... your hard earned money)
Camera conspiracies is one of the rare exceptions where dude is still real to himself and his message. One could even say he is actually unique.
If you read this who comment, that makes you a pretty unique human being that’s not hypnotized by the junk out there.
Cheers!
that falling leave of magic, all you need for a cinematic shot.
Everyone wants to by cinematic, "get any phone and record everything 120 fps + teal & orange" and u are pro, thats recipe for beening pro cinematic these days
I laughed so hard at "Verone".. i was tearing up. True cinematography there.
😆😆👍thanks for the good mood! all to the point!
“all I want is the perfect cinema, all I want is the perfect cinema” 🎶
This is TOO FUNNY!!! (and i feel so guilty when i "try" to be cinematic........................LOL)
this dude is funnier than most hollywood comedians wtf man
You are hilarious, my friend. And made such a great point through your humor. One of my longtime peeves and disappointments: when style overtakes substance. And yes-UA-cam is consumed with this. PS-it takes a deft hand to make poignant points without veering into corniness and sentimentality. Nice work.
That was one of your best videos man !
Did you just wake up today and decide to be weird..? Well, you nailed it dude; great cinematic video !!!
About time someone called this out 😄
Good points! 🙌🙌👍👍
Since when a video with orange color grading is cinematic? Or slow-mo everything? Man! 😑
This video is spot on. Damn the scene with the hammer is hysterical. Would like to have the soundtrack, haven't found it on Bandcamp.
*very interesting points. I never thought about it. Its true, the word cinematic is thrown around a lot.*
The end of this video is truly terrifying. Like watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show in a convalescent home on acid.
I’m speaking of course of the Canon Cripple Hammer section of this cinematic video.
Leaves falling and squirrels in the background made it so much more cinematic
Woah, 6:04... the suspense, the drama, the tension, the anticipation. I thought I was watching a Blumhaus production! 🤣