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all i needed to hear today was "hello underachievers"
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@finniscoolguys same
IS THAT A KAMISHIRO RUI!?
@@Ashtheredfox YES
its been to long
immediate jojo siwa jumpscare holy shit ??
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__really weird thing to say
@@trixishere1 it's a bot
@@leonardochapman4736 I know but it’s still weird
@@p-__ erm actually i have the best farts 🙄
first guy spent TWO YEARS IN SINGAPORE?! HE WAS LIVING IN MY CITY AND I DIDN'T KNOW?? time to lock the doors guys-
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__dude…you did this with Vivsiepop too- why are you everywhere? Your farts are not that good man.
@@p-__ I'm the fart king. You cannot beat me.
I'm from sg too
@@p-__ you say that but you still aren't the guy whose farts were so bad his wife divorced him over it
I know somebody who thought you were transphobic because of the Lovely Ladies song and I laughed out loud when they told me that.
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__bro why you in every comment saying this shii 🤣🤣
That's crazy💀💀💀
@@p-__ LIAR
@@p-__ dude I've seen you on August the ducks videos
its masculine to fear a guy in the sky who can fly and wears a pink bow tie
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__ you are just so inmature.
It's masculine to wear the pink boetie and fly, because you are stronger than those around you
@TKiller-je4uf So? Just cuz women like it, doesn't make it feminine, just cuz men like the colour blue or red, doesn't make them masculine
Colours aren't gendered, they're just COLOURS!
If I wanna wear a pink body suit then I can, cuz I am comfortable in my identity
@TKiller-je4uf Still, they aren't gendered colours
No colour is gendered, not really
"I bet this guy smells" I snorted my drink out my nose. Well done.
Yep. I snorted/ choked on my pb&j sandwich. 😂
@@CoraFrances holy shit, I was just eating a PB&J
so sorry for your loss, my deepest condolences 🕊 ..
Fun fact! The study conducted that determined that female fertility drops off after age 30 was performed in (and I’m not joking about this) 1700s France. The CONSTANTLY repeated talking point about women becoming “less valuable” after 30 comes from a study performed 100 years before doctors started regularly washing their hands.
Well, I wonder why they wouldn’t use updated studies to back up their claims?
We that’s the best part, because just like this study, these idiots are outdated
As an asexual, I can confirm what is in someones pants is not my business.
Based Ace take! Another Ace approves.
@@SunIsLost Yeah. Aces unite.
Hello.
@@KindlyKalen hai
Hello aces 👋
"He's spreading like a disease" made me laugh so much harder than it should've 😭
Like the plauge
That "hello underachievers" can completely change my whole mood. luv u noah❤❤❤❤ genuinely you've helped me so so much with my coming out and accepting myself♡
we love being queer and using silly emojis ! ! 🔥✨💫🎉💖🐺🍭🎊🇺🇸🏳️🌈🍥🌟
@Moxzii_isnt_real YES you get it 💗😻👾🦝🐩⚘️🏳️🌈✨️🍄💅🍓🍪🍩
@@Moxziii 🐺? The alpha wolf?
Something I noticed from the TikTok asking those guys what pronouns they use is that cis people don’t really think about their gender. It’s like an invisible factor to them entirely, so asking them what their pronouns are catches them off guard because it’s something they never had to recognise or consider before since to them it seems “obvious” (since like heteronormativity or white privilege, it’s the “default”).
Oh to be cis and never questioning gender and their sense of self~
I remember once I got asked my pronouns and I said they/them and some old man cursed me out because I'm "a child" and shouldn't be identifying as something else than gender binaries and asked me my genitals. Now who's the groomer
imagine asking someone a question and being unhappy when they answer it 😍😍😍
I'm so sorry he asked you that!!How dare he ask a person and especially a kid what is in their pants!
@@oof2073from what I understood reading the comment the man didn't ask them their pronouns but yeah he still had no right to react like that and asked them what's in their pants
@@momsspaghetti-sd9sn my bad, kinda fumbled the joke
“You have such strong hands……for a slender man”
-Dylan O’Brien to Thomas Brodie-Sangster
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
I understood that reference!!😂
the second i saw jojo siwa i knew i would agree w him.
Ok
so real
@@LesbianKimDokja HOLY SHIT KIM DOKJA??
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
FR
Lately I have been studying a species known as "Heterosapians." These creatures are odd. Unlike their Homosapian counter parts, they seem to enjoy bland music with bangos and fiddles over the modern style. They often follow a pattern of going to a large white building, putting their hands together, and sleeping upright. Though not all of them do this. Many of them speak of this person named "Donald Trump", and I believe that may be who they are worshiping. They're odd creatures indeed... I will continue my research. Have a good day
(For legal reasons, this is a joke)
Have a good gay*
They also tend to be a little inconsiderate towards different mind views, and some of them are actually very scared of us homosapiens. Did you yet get the chance to study one in a laboratory?
Quite strange, please update us with your findings.
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__ my farts are better than your farts
That final Andrew Tate clip sounded to me like it started with the normal transphobia you'd expect from people like him, but then evolved into acceptance, not only of trans women, but also trans men as well! Once he mentioned Hulk Hogan, my brain immediately rephrased the question of a 10/10 trans woman versus a 1/10 trans man, and good for Tate for being accepting of trans people!!
I'm straight and I fucking love your videos, some are funny, some are true and most of the time they are so entertaining and interesting
There's being straight and then there's being one of THE straights.
You're just straight, but not one of THE STRAIGHTS
Not super straight clearly....
@@ninjawizard3865 Super straight isn't real, it's just a desperate way for toxic heteros to try and override innocent queers
The usual >_>
@@ninjawizard3865 so in order to be completely straight, one can't watch entertaining youtube videos?
@bottomofastairwell 1 who is super straight don't watch Gay shit.
"very *straight* up, letting people know what you're about *straight* to the point"
IM LOVING THE HAIR NOAHHHH
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
LITERALLY LISTENING TO HIS MUSIC AND THEN HE POSTS 👏
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__ you’re everywhere 😭
@@p-__ dude leave noah alone plssss
was literally at the isle of wight when he posted i freaked out because i had no wifi and i couldn’t watch it
I absolutely love the guy saying “I use the one in the English language can you give me examples?” And than “I’m probably a he” that was so cute ahahaha
that first guy was straight and straight to the point and I mean that in the most condescending way possible.
my farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@p-__ How do you quantify the quality of a fart? I mean, what is it that you are measuring to determine whose are better? Unless you're specifically measuring volume or molecular makeup, how do you make that determination? And, are those even qualities you would use to determine whose are better? Next time, you should show your proof so that we may all know that your farts are, indeed, better than Noah's. Maybe a formula we can all use to determine who has the better farts.
@@wilddave18073 oh my god your response was amazing I love you
@@p-__ P-! P-! THEY'RE HEREEEEW!!!
I have a little story time about a cis guy from a larping camp I've been to if anyone wants to read it: So in the beginning of every camp with the travel company that organizes the larping camps, there is an introduction where you say your name, pronouns and some random fact about yourself. Like you sit in a circle and everyone introduces themselves. So when it came to that guy he said his name and the random fact, so the larp master asked him what his pronouns were since he didn't say them, and he said: "ermmm... normal?"
14:06 he tried so hard to be transphobic he ended up being an ally
That last one was UNCOMFORTABLE like I see what he's going for but all I can think is I don't want your hand sweat in my coffee!!!
When you yelled agender king I legit busted out laughing, too funny lol
Im a really big fan of you!💅 as a part of the lgbtqia+ you have really helped me with being who I am. Thank you.
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
why are you so brainwashed you are gay
idc how you feel what you are but you are gay and you should be ashamed about that
@@p-__Excuse me sir what the fuck
4:27
And to the lady who posted that “you’re going to end up in a nursing home, you have no choice.”
That coffee clip was a violation 💀
ISTG, would using a spoon have cut his balls off ?
@@elizabethivy1337 you should watch some of those videos. Hot guys simulating sex with food 🥵 it's like softcore porn.
Omg I love the blonde streak in the hair
my farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__ no..not you again..
@@p-__ no mine are
Rule for my future kids: Don't sh*t on stuff!
That is all. 🤣
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
Metaphorically and physically
Except toilet bowls
Ok, I haven’t even watched a minute of this yet but GOD am happy to have found a cool trans guy that creates content and music. Like, I need this in my life :)
Noah es genial, me alegra que hayas encontrado su canal. ❤
"I can hear his bones vibrating" got me so hard 😂😂
8:44 this man had an entire awakening-
Occasionally I panic...
Has anyone checked on the straight people?
SOMEONE CHECK ON THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE
LOVE YOUR HAIR!! (You are my gender envy❤️)
factsss
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
he’s so my gender evny ❤️
Same
I clicked on this video as soon as i saw the notification
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
"he sounds like he smells." is so real😭
just letting y'all know ive reported a handful of those comments saying 'my farts are better than noah's farts'
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Also, Link?!?! What are you doing on yt?? GO SAVE HYRULE
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11:43 guys its a pun ITS A PUN "im not gonna part of ypur cis-stem"
@@ConfusedOctorok funny bc "I," "me," and "myself" are all pronouns tho
ANDREW TATE TRANS ALLY CONFIRMED
I love the what are your pronouns videos because I just find it hilarious to watch transphobic cis people struggle, like 'oh I don't do that pronoun thing' a win for the agenders, I jut like when they go out of their way to be transphobic and end up looking silly
he fr knows how to distract me from my dysphoria
~ 15:08 man really said "OBJECTION!!!"
my farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@TKiller-je4uf are you saying that Tandrew Ate is a woman? 🤨
I really needed this right now- I'm exausted as hell and watching a new vid by you made me feel much better- love your content and so glad to watch you having fun
Fr
“hello underachievers” lifts my whole entire mood lol 🩷
_LOVE YOUR NEW HAIR_
Same it’s so cool!
my farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
Smash cutting to buff guy fearing god is new peak of comedy
Lmfaoooo this killed me 💀💀💀💀
NOAHFINNCE post, Depression cured😂
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
To me it looks rather like the next stage of depression, you will see.
@@p-__I’ve seen you in multiple replies saying the same thing and I need to know what is wrong with you
BRO I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING IT HAD BEEN A WHILE SINCE A NEW NOAH VID!!!!
my farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
The title actually had me jumping up and down!!!!! I miss these videos.
I've been a fan for a long while and i feel like you're getting cooler every vid omg 😭😭💜
0:58 is after intro your welcome yall
When I saw the guy fingering the coffee all I could think was "STOP FINGERING MY COFFEE SIR!"
7:57 it was so interesting to have the vision of a man discovering he might be a little bit gay
4:37 In FNaF there's this poster saying the rules and one of them is “Don't shit on the hall”
@@Brazilian_dysphoria yes. No, just yes.
I LOVE YOUR NEW HAIR SM‼️
Hearing “hello underachievers” Made my day ily Noah 🫶🏽
I LOVE THE HAIR NOAH OMLLL
noah you hair looks so good omg goals frr!!!!!
YAYAYAY NEW VIDEO
luv ur videos noahhhh!11!!1
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING INVITED TO PLAY BLUDFEST
RAHHHH YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD 🔥🔥🔥 (I may use as inspo)
IF THIS IS EHAT I THINK IT IS
YAY😍❤️
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER OF THESE FOR LIKE
69420 YEARS
(also happy pride)
YASSSSSS!!! NEW VIDEO!!!👏👏👏
The last guy didn't even stir the drink...he just violated the poor coffee..
14:48 Thank you for supporting the trans community my top G. XD bro rly said that, he used homie logic to support? the trans community. SOLID.
Every time I see ur hair I’m lowkey amazed and jealous
Hair goals right here
7:52 this sounds like the start of a gay fanfic lmaoooo I would read it
YESS NOAH IMA WATCH THIS TONIGHT
"I use the ones that are in the English vocabulary"
Well, he's technically correct. He does use all those in daily speech.
Me: :( Noah: hello underachievers! Me: :)
OMG i didnt know you had a yt channel!! my fav song is lifes a bit, like its one of my fav ever
8:25 My fav twink, TBS, has been mentioned, my day has been made.
This man makes my day 💛
9:19 I think you might got it wrong and this is a reference to the "would you like to join the LGBTQ+ community?" Meme and its completely satire😭
YES!
10:22 - You're wearing a sunprotective shirt to the beach?! How dare you not get skin cancer like a real man 😡
The fact you’re playing at BLUDFEST is legend! Go you!
Saw you at Download Noah, you were awesome 😁
Nothing is better than a new video from you and Jamie after a bad day
my dream is to have a tik tok account where i make gay satire posts like these (9:46) where it’s a super gay video and the text is like “god wants women to love men” while the video is of this lesbian couple at the altar…
The last one made me so uncomfortable lmao 😭
my friend saw you posted and was very excited so im saying hello from them...
HI! :3
the lovely ladies music video was all i ever needed and more x
IM LOVING THE NEW NOAH HAIR AHHHH
Noah video depression cured - ILY so much noahhhhhhhhhh 😊😊😊
Please come to Australia!!!!!!!! I really really want to see you live but I can’t afford to travel much
As I was watching this my noah finnce merch arrived ❤❤❤❤ LOVE YOU NOAH
Honestly the andrew tate clip is like the first time ive almost applauded tate,
The level of sarcasm in this video is everything.... honestly love this videos please don't stop making them😔
Love your music, keep up the good work!
3:15 genuinely i need him to just come out already
OMG!!!! Those emotional and psychological abusers should never be allowed to procreate!!!!! ✨✊🏻✨
THE NEW HAIR LOOKS SO COOL WTF
noah and jamie posted at the same time? nice
Noah, you taught me a lot about my community and I have watched you for years❤
I don't support
That his hair looks better than mine, seriously his hair slays
I love Noah, it’s just chaos always in his videos which is amazing ❤❤❤🤭