STRAIGHT TIKTOK, WE MEET AGAIN...| NOAHFINNCE
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- Опубліковано 19 лис 2023
- STRAIGHT TIKTOK.. I AM A GAY.. WELL A BISEXUAL REALLY BUT.. HELLO HETEROSEXUALS, TIME FOR A GIGGLE
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I can say as a pansexual I have never violated a 65 year old man with my attraction.
As another pansexual, I can confirm I've never violated a 65 year old man with the disease that is apparently my attraction.
@@bleh3.2 I am pansexual, too, and I have managed to never violate a 65 year old man by being attracted to him. We all can be very proud of ourselves. In totally unrelated news, George Clooney is 62.
i’d have to say as a fellow pan i have also never done that
unless we're talkin about david tennant
Cringe lol /j
Heteronormative tiktok is from another flipping planet I swear
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
Fr tho
7:22 he just fingered a kiwi.
@@p-__ that may be true, but my farts are truly godly
I read this as "Heteromantic"
Guy: *Makes weird af kissy face*
Noah: *Pure fear. Terror. Flabbergasted.*
I mean i was dying too
I spent way too long laughing at "blunk" 😭
Also as a former pansexual I can confirm I was attracted to pans, 65 year old men, and the entire cast of Game of Thrones (extras and props included)
PROPS INCLUDED 😭
Yeah it's hilarious- you can't help taking the piss out of this stuff
props included is wild
As a pansexual I can agree with this comment
"Bippity boppity, women are property" is my new favorite Noah quote
yeah sane but please we arent
Should win a Nobel prize for that quote
'He just fingered a kiwi' is not a sentence that I expected to hear today
Lol😂 same😂😂😂
It's giving call me by your name vibes
Wasn't Matt Walsh the guy who said that girls were their most fertile at 16 and that the problem wasn't teenage pregnancy but being unwedded?
Exactly
Girls are very likely to conceive when they are teenagers as their body is young and works very efficiently - thats not a surprise to anyone. Trying to bring up a baby on their own without the father would be very difficult though- again easy to understand. I dont know why you quoted this it's someone pointing out the obvious
@@ayeright320 It's highly dangerous for them to give birth at a young age and why would he bring that up? He was talking about them as if they were human incubators. I bet it is just the law that keeps him from entering a relationship with one of them.
Matt Walsh is very creepy.
Yo wow and then he says that being potentially attracted to lots of people is violating, funny man
As an aroace person straight people on the internet are some of the cringiest and most painful to watch/interact with for me. I think this was one of the best videos I've seen here, genuinely couldn't breathe from laughing for a sec. Thank you, really made my day
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__please tell me this is a bot
@@LoafOfTurtle dw it is
I really cringe at people making up silly identities like aroace
@@ayeright320 How very nice of you to inform me. After careful consideration your opinion has now convinced me to rethink my ways and abandon the way of aromanticism. Thank you for saving me from the embarrassment that was to exist doing nothing and affecting no one by not wanting to fuck and date people.
As a straight female, I laughed and cringed at this guy's tiktoks!
Love your videos NOAHFINNCE!
Edit: Thanks for the likes! I never got so many!!
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__ what...?
@@p-__ weird flex but ok
@@p-__ uh..okay?
R u ok @@p-__
"I'll bet I can make you smile." Well, smiling is one way of suppressing the gag reflex.
Fun fact! Cuteness aggression is when your brain feels overwhelmed with dopamine, so it has to even it out with something more violent, hence the reason for the cuteness aggression
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
:OO
Noah's videos are always so comforting to me for some reason. Had a shitty day and saw the notification and like it was so peaceful idk
Same
Same his videos always make me giggle and feel happy :))
same
i genuinely worry for matt walshs wife, hes gotta be a horrible husband if hes that obsessively angry at other people existing and seemingly projecting his sexual thoughts onto them (does he really objectify people hes attracted to??? yikes)
I'm waiting for his Crowder hidden camera moment.
But he doesn't do any of that stuff and is very happily married so no need to worry.
@@ayeright320 he literally said teen pregnancies arent a problem so much as unwed pregnancies and has said blatantly misogynistic bs so i dont think my concern is invalid here lol
@@ayeright320 He obsesses night and day over how other people live their lives in ways that don't affect him at all. He makes up fake problems to get outraged over, and isn't satisfied until he's incited his followers to do the same. He's also so insecure about his masculinity that he dresses like a lumberjack, despite never having done any manual labor in his life. Doesn't sound like he's all that happy.
@@FrozEnbyWolf150He runs a show talking about current affairs!? He's not obsessing day and night about anything. You've a very vivid imagination. He can wear what he likes- what's it to do with you - you'd stick up for him like a shot if he had women's underwear and stilletoes on. He's a happily married successful wealthy man with a beautiful family. You're probably a virgin in your Mums basement 😂
that guy: "wOuLd YoU lIkE a CoOkIe?" *stares into your eyes and smiles like a friggin creep*
me: "Uh- I just- I have to go to the bathroom-" *leaves and never comes back*
“Let me know if you need anything else 🥺😣🥺”
“He’s just he’s just I- I- I-“
Truer words have never been spoken Noah.
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__...huh ☠
@@p-__objectively not true
a man: **has a vascular system**
noah: 👁️👄👁️
its funny how the queer community says there is nothing wrong with being straight but the straight people says everything is wrong with being queer . ( not all straight people)
fr
I'm straight and they is nothing wrong with being queer
People who call themselves queer are straight people claiming to be oppressed on the basis of nothing at all. Noah is a straight female with a boyfriend but pretends she's special somehow and she's absolutely not.
Deja vu
If a group of guys stared at me I'd probably feel all three. My thoughts would be " Okay either I look really good today or I'm about to get kidnapped."
On the Matt Walsh thing: some people may be attracted to you. Others won’t. Unless there’s mutual attraction, it really doesn’t matter. Just act appropriately. Fantasies are private and don’t need to affect anyone else.
Fantasies are private, except when they're in the head of a queer person. Just like genitals are private, unless they're between the legs of a trans person. The mere fact of that person not being straight and or cis makes them everybody else's problem, apparently
Matt Walsh doesn't like acesexals and got everything wrong about them I'm not surprised he messed up about pansexuals
This is already hilarious, Noah never disappoints. I’m so excited for your music video AHH
Lmao never fails to disappoint??
My farts are better than Noah’s farts
@@localhotvillain BRO IM SORRY
@@localhotvillain YOURE SO RIGHT
Yeah it's going to be amazing
the way noah said "ya want some hot dogs?" caught me so off guard I am dying (15:48)
matt walsh being as close as he can to understand how a lot of women feel in male-dominated spaces!!!!
Ikr, I was listening to him speak and thought if that’s how he thinks attraction works, how does he think women feel in a room full of (straight) men? He’s crazy
“ pansexuals don’t exist”
Me and my best friend 😐😐
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
It's a common refrain from them. "I don't understand this, therefore it must not exist!"
Same with them saying asexuals don't exist 🤷♀
@@FrozEnbyWolf150People do understand- its made up meaningless bullshit.
Me fr:🫥*disappears cutely*
Noah trying to say "i find it kind of endearing" was honestly hilarious 😂 i feel that so much. What even are words 😂
“HE FINGERED A KIWI” -NOAHFINNCE 2023
I'm an agender AFAB and I figure since people tend to see me as a woman in public even though I wear my they/them pin ... if I saw a group of guys staring at me I'd feel very uncomfortable, intimidated, and insecure.
I would love a video where you and Corey look at different hair styles and colors and talks about what part of the LGBTQ+ fits them best (stereotypically ofc, people are so different, you can never just assume) 😁
LGB has nothing to do with hair styles - maybe if you understood the history of the LGB movement you'd know how insulting this comment is.
@@ayeright320 don't be shy don't forget to add the TQ+
@@ayeright320also as a queer person I can say that it sounds like a funny idea and isn't disrespectful
@@ayeright320 that's why they said "stereotypically" yk? Also it's not harmful because it would be an ingroup joke about those stereotypes and not an outsider making fun of us, that's a huge difference. (and I really hope you didn't write LGB without T on purpose, otherwise shame on you tbh)
@@erdbar718 LGB are orientations - a community who only got equal rights recently. T are narcissists appropriating a genuine civil rights movement as a fashion choice.
Noah casually misgendering me
Omg hello there noah exited for the music video and the fact you know I exist is insane to me eee
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
Lol same!! Also great job dude he hearted ur comment!!
Same
@@p-__ no they aren't no ones darts smell good. Why are you commenting this on so many people's comments
6:12 it’s important to point out, that’s Michael Whitehall, father of the comedian Jack Whitehall. They’re actually hilarious and have made some great pride related segments for their shows.
One of my favourites being
“Do you know what genderfluid is?”
“Gender fluid? Is that the stuff that was on your sheets as a teenager?”
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
Yeah because Pride is all about straight posh people now so that figures
'Ok, two seconds in and I'm already uncomfortable' 😂😝
Also I'm a pan person and I can confirm I have never been attracted to an overweight 65-yr old man 😭
as a fellow pan, sameee 😭😭😭
I've had the worst year of my life, but discovered Noah last week. I haven't been able to laugh much, but Noah gets me to. Thank you ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
I want to see a reaction to a crazy Hallmark movie, like the one with a whole country dedicated to Christmas. So funny.
Omg a hallmark movie reaction vid is a BRILLIANT idea. So many crazy ones.
I’m so sorry you’ve had such a horrible year, and I’m so glad you’re still here, alive and also watching a good person like Noah’s content. Take it a day at a time, a minute at a time. Im sending you a hug thru the internet (legit giving myself a hug rn to telepathically send to you so hug yourself however long you need if you wanna receive it ok? Twas a good long hug but it can also just be converted to a hand squeeze if that’s what you want). Sending you love and care and wishing to all the stars that life lightens bit by bit for you as time passes. Keep going friend :) progress is inevitable. Joy is immortal. It will find you in a million new ways in time.
“Salami” -NOAHFINNCE
Just to quickly note - some poly people ARE in committed relationship(s) and can be exclusive to this/those person/people :)
No one cares its all made up nonsense anyway
"This video is not here to bully straight people" Me: God dammit
"It's a boy!"
*Aggressively starts punching the air*
I think I’ve become obsessed with Noah….
As a bad boy I can confirm we wear pearls
As a closted gender-fluid person noah has made me feel so comfortable in my own skin. Finding this channel was my saving grace
"i'm sorry if you have autism" has me dead.
I ALMOST DIED NOAH USED A TIKTOK I TAGGED HIM IN!!!! AHHHH!!!
i love when noah puts his arms around/on his knees, and the camera frame makes it look like he's grabbing the viewer through the camera by the shoulders and shaking them
i have never been more glad to be gay 😂
Can we take a minute to appreciate how cool Noah’s room is tho
Ikr, I'm loving the Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge poster in the background.
Noah, i personally think you should rate different types of baked beans :)
agreed.
"it's ok to be cringe I encourage it..." that is what we all need to hear lol
Bring on the straight Tik Toks😂
ps the Tik Tok videos are some of my favorites, so I always like seeing more of these
Edit: forget to mention what kinds of videos I’d like to see more of
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
I think you should make a video reacting to most wholesome comments you get to remind yourself how much we love you (unless that gives you stress, thinking about the expectations you think we might have)
btw I love you and your videos so muchhh, I literally drop everything to come watch your installments, they're really well done and your hilarious, even when topics are hard to discuss, you can both laugh at it and be serious about it
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
Get a life for heaven sake.
straight tiktok is a 50%-50% for me cause sometimes i like it but other times i wanna bleach my eyes, pop them out of my sockets, and live in the sewers as a blind rat :)
✨live laugh love ✨
That last guy's smile does not reach his eyes. He will kill us in our sleep O.O
as a pan, NOT A SINGLE 65 YEAR OLD MAN! 😢😢
Just wanna let you know that I used the time it took to watch this video to paint myself a beard and some killer eyeliner. :)
I really dunno if I'll ever figure out the specifics of my gender identity, so far I'm fine with all traditional pronouns as long as they're not meant to degrade me, but just knowing there's safe spaces and community out there for me is really freeing and comforting.
So thank you for being a part of that and making the world a little bit of a happier place! 💛
hi noah! i know you prob won't see this but i LOVE your videos and music it all makes my day so much better so if you see this i just want to say thank youuuu😝😝
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__ I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE OHMYGOD 💀💀
7:38 I absolutely LOVE the ✨✊✨
Your collab with R.A was awesome!!!!!!!!
I think so too!
THANK
7:04 -one small cut and he's done for
hello underachievers!
the greatest phrase of all time
Can you make a video on how to pass/deal with the dysphoria that comes with being a transmasc teen? I know you've made videos before with your story of how you did it, but I'm looking for a more general guide-style video.
I have no money/job but am trying to get one, Christian, homophobic, and transphobic parents, and very little privacy/freedom. My trash mental health paired with my dysphoria makes me feel like I can't make it through most days. I've been skipping school because I'm scared of going outside and seeing people who view me as a girl.
Also - your videos have been *such* an amazing help to me, and I'm sure they've helped many others as well! ❤❤❤
im so sorry you are going through that. been there and it’s crap. when i feel like that i get rid/cover all the mirrors in my house and stay off of my phone and watch disney movies. it works for me and sometimes a snack helps too. make sure you are putting your needs first. hopefully that helped, sorry that i couldn’t give you more. sending all the loves 🧡🧡🧡
@@mrfunkysoup8377 Thank you ❤ that does help a bit
You are a girl you will never be anything else - it's in ever cell in your body. Talk to your parents if your unhappy - they love you. Trans doesn't exist -it's just a cult that sells loads of drugs and dangerous surgeries to vulnerable kids like you on social media. Don't fall for it. Being a girl is great - you are one and you can't be anything else.
I love that your videos are like my sporadic updates about queer and straight tiktok because i don't venture on that platform very much 😭take care with the burnout, i'm super burnt out rn too so if you can rest, please do! don't push yourself before you're ready and make it worse. sending lots of love!
NOAH YOU SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO OF YOU LISTENING TO UR FANS FAV SONGS (that aren’t yours) AND THEN RATE THEM
1:05 i HATE when guys stare at me when i’m walking by. i’m goth and ik they’re judging me it just makes me feel stupid. esp when sometimes they start to follow me it scared the sh out of me
THE NOAHFINNCE UPLOADED AGAINNN
i want to comment things but i don’t know what to comment hello
I want to say: Hallo (I know it's not needed...maybe not wanted...but yeah, hallo from me stranger) :)
@@Nautilus.119 hello stranger !!!!!!! ur pfp is funny i like it
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
henlo :)
@@mrfunkysoup8377 Hello :)
Seeing your profile picture in my notifications I had to think "that is sweet, that is one I like", seeing your user name...that is even more brilliant, really love it!!!
Matt Walsh is cringe!
Thank you for coming to my ted talk, I hope y'all have a great day!
🏳⚧🏳🌈
Hes the bad cringe >:[
I have to watch this after I’m a celebrity
Edit: my mums busy watching coronation street 😭 ughh I have t wait I’ll watch this first
Straight toktok is the most horrifying place ever and I am so sorry you had to view such a horrific side of tiktok
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
Oh, I'm so happy youtube showed me your channel!
Also, I like your mimic!
Red: I AM STUPID, I MEANT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS...
Maybe a video where you highlight some of your favourite queer artists and creators! I’m curious to discover more people in the community!
Frogs. For the next video, do one on the history of Frogs. Then show all of the pictures, of Frogs, in a slideshow. Give them hats. Fancy hats. Talk about the biggest frog on fossil record, Beelzebufo. Do this, in some capacity, and I will sell you my gay soul. I am so serious right now, I wish for video on frogs.
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
i agree 100%
all the frogs
Got any tips to talk about gender in a light and fun way with a group of children? I have this cub scout who is a trans boy. I don't want to pressure or embarrass him, but I'd like if he and I could share our trans experiences with the others (kids and other leaders). I'd like to know what the kids know about gender and what their experiences are without it getting heavyish and maybe boring for them
So this is how I explained it when I came out to my parents: Imagine you a sweater based on your gender at birth, if you were born male it would be blue and if you were born female it would be pink. The sweater makes you itchy and uncomfortable, maybe it gives you rashes you don't really like the color much either (dysphoria) so you want to try on the other sweater. If the kid is a trans boy you could explain it like he got a pink sweater at birth but it was itchy so he put on the blue sweater and it made him feel better. Hope this helps.
Absolutely do not dare groom those kids or I hope someone reports you to social services. There's no such thing as trans kids and if parents are doing this to their child you should be making a safeguarding referral. This child is being lied to - it's profound abuse
Can you make a tier list of your favorite pasta types
Yasss that would be amazing!
Sounds fascinating
instead of “guys, gals, and non binary pals” my history teacher in like seventh grade used to say “girls, gays, theys, and cowards- FOR LEGAL REASONS THAT WAS A JOKE THE MALE SPECIES ARENT COWARDS INHERANTLY”
"OH HE JUST FINGERED A KIWI" my new favorite noah quote. Also i would find it very hard to say no if someone offered me a cookie
This was so funny, the reactions are gold, I was cackling 😂
Noah is slaying, his hair is slaying, and his content is slaying.
I love how the queer kiwi's into is "hi guy, gals and non binary pals"
11:25 I would pull up my window and blast my music. Go home and tint them so ppl can't see in. terrifying
12:21 I get this guy's trying to say he's interested but all I'm getting is serial killer vibes
3:14 apparently the reason for that feeling of wanting to squeeze a cute animal is because let's say you have an itch; you scratch it, the feeling is gone. Let's say you're hungry; you eat, the feeling is gone. But THEN, you see something cute, and no matter how much you pet and cuddle the animal IT'S STILL SO CUTE...so your brain says; squeeze it to death. It'll die and stop being cute😐
Sat down for this video with a glass of water and drank it as if I was having the most tasty snack.
Now, through the video, my mood is improved so much and I am hydrated...this video did me well :)
I remember when I accidentally logged out my tiktok and I got stuck on the straight side and I tried EVERYTHING to get back. It was traumatic
Did u get back off of it?
1:29 i thought that was corry 😂
10:30 lost count at 300
Tis a Trans-man, and I pass more than not nowadays, but Ya'll. I fucking roll my eyes still at the term, "Baby-girl", for the audacity of men. I have curves, so I definitely attracted more Black men (in my lived experience), and the one's with said audcaity to approach me, a stranger, seem to all be reading the handbook.
The old man was a vibe😂❤
9:38 He might be aromantic if he thinks that if you're attracted to omeone you attack them
9:00 my go to is “bitches, bros and nonbinary hoes”
Doesn’t really work tho since that infers men and enbies can’t be bitches. Easily disproven by looking at me, a nonbianry bitch 🥰
then you could just say "bitches"
@@waytoobiasedthat’s also an option 😅
SCUMBAG IS SO GOOD YOU GUYS BETTER STREAM IT 🔥
Heteronormativity is funny. Period!
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
Straight tiktok is scaryer than when my dad stops snoring when I yell to loud at night
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__ are you sure about that?
You should do a gym video like your workout routine or split.fitness challenges like how many push ups you could do in a minute or the beep test your gym prs thatd be cool
sometimes i think like "haha straight people am i right" and then i remember "oh right i'm probably technically straight now, like at least 70% straight"
"70% straight" seems kinda bi ngl
@@waytoobiasedi'm maybe bi in theory, i just don't care enough about men to label myself as bi
@@prageruwu69 fair enough
Hey Noah, I challenge you to do an entire video in an American accent. I would definitely watch.
Noah, there is legit no chance that you see this, you’re famous as fuck, but I still want to say a HUGE thank you. Your music got me through tough times when I was feeling low and even questioning myself. When I was stuck to my mattress (🤭) your music made me feel a lot better about myself. Your videos helped me come to terms with stuff like my gender too. I’ve watched you and listened to you for a long damn while, and you’re one of my favorite artists and UA-camrs, even if you don’t post that much. Everyday when I open up my phone and see that you posted, no matter how bad that day had been, I have a few minutes of joy. I was one of your top listeners this year on Spotify, and yeah, you’re right, I might need therapy, but when I do your music and your amazing videos will be right there by my side.
-Charlie
Someone asked me what I identify as and I just told them I was gay/queer and they asked what I was specifically so I asked them if they really wanted to know and I said: “I am a nonbinary berriromantic cupioromantic greysexual lesbian” and I defined each term. They were stunned
The fact Noah got so angry about the guy fingering a kiwi 😂 I felt the same tbh like STOP
11:54 I blunk like 4 timess 😂😂
A word for being attracted to everyone you see: "Omnisexual"? 😂
Nah thats pansexual. Omnisexual is pansexual with preferences
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
Worth waiting for!!!!!
Just as I was watching this, mid-roll ads come on, and surprise! It's you, again. Only this time, you're on UA-cam edition.
I LOVE UR VIDEOS NAOH!!
SO EXCITED TO WATCH YAS NOAHH