My First Time Dating Outside My Hood - Jose Raymond
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- Опубліковано 12 жов 2021
- Jose Raymond retells the story of dating a woman that made him do things he never thought were possible.
For more Jose Raymond subscribe to his channel @joseraymondcomedian or follow him on Instagram @joseraymondcomedian
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"You got siblings?"
"I'll ask my brother"
Underrated line
I didn't catch that, good call
That vato a comic genius!
“That motherfuckers smart as shit” 😂😂
I peeped tht too
I seen yo comment right when he said it.
I just checked. Yo everyone he was right. The salad originates from Mexico. Created by Caeser Cardini. I love comedians that cause laughter and teach at the same time.
You just checked? You must didn't believe him?
I'm lazy I believed him instantly. It sounded about right plus Ian got time 2 research 😂
Yo. That's Dope
@@felinefokus 😆🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
For the longest time thought it was Greek haha
@@juandoe4934 me too
"Do u have siblings?", "nah I've been tested I'm good" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead AF
Hell yeah lol.
Honestly I’m not sure even sure what word he thought she meant 🤣🤣🤣 but this was hilarious
@@MelissaLona Syphilis... lol
Dumb af comedy
Never heard a joke like that before 😂
He is naturally funny. I bet hanging out with him is hilarious 😂
You’re gorgeous!
@@deantaylor4143Yea she is
I’m not doing well. Been deeply depressed. Suicidal. This actually made me at least smile today. Thank you to this man
Hang in there ❤️🙏🏾
Bro, you okay? You’re not alone bro WE here!!
Mitchell I appreciate ya 💯🙏🏽
Smoke a J, drink a 40, kick it at the park, youll be fine.
Smile brother, the world is a beautiful place and there's so much to take joy from.
His word play is on point, I need more of this 😂
Truth
He highlighted the importance of getting a solid and basic education, beginning at home then school.
I realized this when she asked him if he had siblings
Lmaao "Do you have siblings?! fuck we kissed already shit!"😂😂😭
Now that's comedy in it's truest essence. The down vote is from Cesar or someone who has that siblings.
😂😂😂💯
It wasn’t me!
Nah this was hilarious and he actually says my name correctly! Lol
I’m Cesar, with siblings. But voted 👍🏽
"She didn't end every sentence with 'and shit'" 🤣🤣🤣
Back up I’m feeling nostalgic 😂 fucking fresh I like this guy
I love this Latinos and black people laughing together!!!!
Every race should laughing together
Dude funny as hell..and shit
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He’s hilarious; I’m screaming 😂🤣
Yeah he's definitely hilarious
Hella funny. I'd like to see this guy live
YESSS ME TOO 🤣
Same here!
I got the pleasure twice
@@scoredkoi
Yooooooo that's Dope. Did he have a good set both times you saw him live? I've seen Mike Epps maybe 10 times and every single time he was funny but there were maybe three sets that were amazing. I saw Dave Chappelle twice and the second time I saw him was beyond anything I could have imagined. I've seen Katt Williams maybe three or four times.
@@BossElite- I died both times the boy is hilarious
This dude right here has everything to blow up if he stays consistent he will
I need a long set from this dude!! Hilarious 😭
At least an hour set.
Maybe he has a great 5 min set. . Enjoy this and let him grow!!
He is fantastic.
ayyyoooooooo!! ⏸
@@RobandSijay 🤣🤣🤣 ayooooo big dawg
#pause
This was so easy to replay. Bring him to west Texas!! 🇨🇱
Bro that is the flag from chile , south america.
Yes sir Abilene here
South Texas too!
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Yessir Amarillo here
This joke has been living rent free in my head for the last several days 🤣🤣🤣
This dude is going to make it!! Witty af and hilarious!
Anyone from the hood feel this deep and their spirit
I'm from the hood and I went to UC Berkeley. I swear I felt like this guy. Now I can talk all educated but when I'm relaxed with someone I add in "and shit" or "like for reals" by mistake. Lol
Man where the hell have you been!?!?! I'm at work at my desk in tears 😭😭😭😭 I laughed the entire time. Got damn you funny.
I really would like to see this guy live. He's hella funny
I.m gone get Cesar salads from now on. Damm he was funny
Being that he's from Watts, Watts Homie Quan should have him on his new/upcoming show called Growing Up In L.A.
He would make a great addition.
More Jose Raymond please. He's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I haven't laughed this hard in a public place in ages 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. This guy has amazing delivery, this is pure gold.
Took me 3 listens to understand the siblings thing. Thought there was a hidden meaning to siblings until i realized he didn't know what the word siblings meant 😂
Siblings kinda sounds like syphilis is the play on words he was going for.
Lmao
@@raymcmahan5080 nah, he meant siblings. That’s a fancy word we dont hear growing up in the hood. I didn’t know about the word until I was like 20 years old.
Yeah bro he didn't know what siblings was .. that was the joke . He thought it was an std lol
"Do you have siblings?"
"I got tested, I'm good"
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We kissed already lmaooo
really solid with the wording through out this whole bit. continually weaving things back in, in a way they dont lose their effectiveness. well done!
yup, I liked how he talked about his brother during the siblings bit, smooth
"So you don't finish every sentence with ' and sh*t?' Hahaha haha took me out 😂
Lmfao bro a natural
I have watched it a bunch of times and it is still funny!
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Jose is a great dude and one of the best comics out there. Support this guy.
Appreciate ya G 🙏🏽💯
Wow you don't finish every sentence with "and shit" 🤣 that got everyone
This was great lmao, made me feel nostalgic a lil bit from laughing so hard lol
Killed it! I laughed from beginning to end
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. This dude was so freaking fun. I need to find some more of his videos And shit
follow him on Instagram and youtube!! @joseraymondcomedian
His accent is everything 😂🙌🏽
Lemme call my brother was rap-level over the head word play😭
I don’t know why you put the exasperated emoji, because it was genius-level wordplay! Absolutely wonderful!!
It was funny I don't know about genius actually seems pretty obvious
This was good, he said nostalgic makes me think of nausea
It was. I was expecting it to be kinda corny, but it was hilarious.
This is so fuckin good man. Comedic gold. Hope this dude blows up huge. I've never heard of him. Awesome stuff. I laughed the entire time
Funny and relatable...going up from here..kudos for the stomach ache laughs
This dude is funny AF! His delivery is impeccable.
I'm crying this was hilarious 😂😂
Dude was hilarious 😂 I’m dead
Holy shitttt....this dude had me rollin...funny as fuck🤣
Lol!! I asked a Mexican guy if he had siblings and he was looking like huh? Siblings? Like yea, sisters brothers? And he's like o yea yea 😂😂😂
You must be a UCLA graduate. 🤣
@@glar2011 Okay- THAT was hilarious!
I love me some Cesar salad. I thought he was joking about the origin. Learnt something today.
Cesar salad 💀💀💀💀
Why isn’t he at a million views yet??? He deserves it!
Yoooooo I grew up in the Nickerson gardens too
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Mark my words Jose Raymond is going places!
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Maaan, this dude was HILARIOUS 😂😆
Instant fan. This guy is hilarious.
Omg the first few seconds wirh “and shit” because I totally do it.
There has to be more videos of this guy he’s hilarious😂
When she didn’t end every sentence with “& shit” 🤣😭😭 I’m weak!!!
KEEP YOUR EYES ON YOUR PAPER!🤣🤣 That one got me
He's funny and super relatable! 😅🤣
Homie from Nick Gardens a Blood. Hood . This Guy is Very Funny!
He’s hands down hilarious
Really? I think he’s hands up hilarious. But to each their own.
Jose has really grown as a comedian. You can tell that his stage presence has become better and better. I've heard this bit years ago. It's one of his main ones but THIS time it REALLY hit different. Better! Harder!!! I've laughed before at this bit before but not this much 🕺🏻😂 👍🏽👏👏👏 Happy to see this guy grow in his craft. Much respect bro! Yo, if you're ever in Nickerson Gardens, you oughta try, Hawkin's House of Burgers!? Honestly the best burger over ever had yes, comparable to In-N-Outs freshness crisp produce and never frozen meats! I'm not even kidding. It's an LA gem 💎 just be sure to compliment your outfit with something red. It's a blood neighborhood. I'm not kidding about that either. If you don't wear something red... Folks gonna be looking at you sideways. Don't ask questions... Just wear a red anything.
SLAYED IT. Joke after joke after joke.
Yeah after seeing this I went back to listen to his other set and he used some of these jokes and you can hear that he definitely worked on his craft cause he nailed this
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "i dont want shit on the rocks" jajajja. Yo. My god. Nostalgic had me dying yo🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You don’t finish every sentence with “And Shit” LMMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Texas would love this vato.
HILARIOUS!!!!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Can I call a friend? Haha 😂🏴☠️
I AM HOLLERING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He said conversing rather than conversating like many tho 😂
He said it right. You’re wrong.. like most🤦🏾♂️
There have been a few times I’ve asked people if they had siblings and they didn’t understand the question.
The whole house came down when he said "...and shit" he probably felt at home 🏠 good for him he's where he needs to be
This makes me miss LA so much 😅
Just the title alone, you know this is gonna be hilarious
Do you have Siblings? could make you thing of the other stuff 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im still laughing!!!
Funny from beginning to end. Would love to see more of him.
follow him on social media!!
He’s funny asf I’m dead asf crying laughing I literally have tears. This man is comedic gold
Lmaoo this dude is going places nice set!
I knew this guy when he first got started. Props Jose. You made it... and killed it! lmao
Legend!!
This dudes funny as hell. Lol
I love comics like this. Keep your mind busy
Holy crap I gotta find more of him.
Dat Wus Madd DOPE. 1
"bitch back up I'm feeling nostalgic" 😂🤣🤣🤣
not saying and shit after a sentence 🤣😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m in tears 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
His delivery has gotten better. Glad to see he’s improving.
Dude was hilarious
"Im sittin down and enjoy the salad!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
When I tell you this fool made me spit my coffee twice!
Best of Jose! Getting really good. Love the ironing out of your jokes. This bit was perfect
What a change for me... instead of some bass fishing video to start my day, I get this... that was hilarious... thanks for the laugh... lol 😆...
Great set👏🏾
Very refreshing comedian. Funny, original, good timing. I’ll gladly follow your career sir
This dude is really GOOD
Great set
yo he is hysterical!