Yeah and it's nowhere near as entertaining as he tells it. I use to live next to one of those and it was bad, I moved years ago but I still get anxiety when I hear shit pop off next door
We never had that happen but the girl who lived in the floor beneath us was schizophrenic or something and would scream at nothing. Like full on screaming, sobbing, cursing someone out, sometimes making threats, but there was nobody else home, and she wasn't on the phone, she just screamed at nothing, sometimesfor hours. She's had the police called a few times because she was threatening to burn down the building (she didn't actually try to) Idk if she moved out or got medication or what, but it eventually stopped and she hasn't done it in over a year now.
I stg 🤣🤣🤣 the guy in this domestic violence relationship in the apt under mine got punched in the parking lot by a buff stranger because he slapped his gf . I caught the end on camera 🤣🤣🤣 lawd hammercy, they stay going at it .
@@ganju_san2675 NICK JR😳 when tf they start doing that shit that's cartoon network behavior at the worst. Where the hell I been I haven't watched nick jr since it was noggin. Damn shit took a turn for the worst fast I really hate to see it
My old upstairs neighbor was getting beat on by her boyfriend. I honestly felt like calling the police could somehow make things worse for her. But I never had to. One day I heard fighting and screaming outside. I opened my door and it was HIM screaming. Her two grown nephews were beating his ass with flashlights and broom sticks, while he screamed like a lil bitch!! They made him pack his shit and leave.
@@pandaaaaa4 Right. I don't know if her family members told them about her situation, or if she called them herself. But either way, I'm glad she had her own people to help.
The lady clapping and standing in front was really the one who made me comfortable laughing at Domestic Violence jokes. She was having the time of her life. I like her
She must be a survivor of DV, she must be in a much better place now that she can laugh her ass of at jokes that probably could've triggered her years ago. But idk I am glad she is enjoying a night out with her loved ones cracking tf up at some edgy jokes
Yeah a few times she made comments indicating she understood from experience. I know someone who nearly lost their life from domestic violence so it was a little uncomfortable finding it funny but I did laugh
Tech contractor, lawyers etc quote hourly rates. I never heard of the term high value earner before so I could be wrong in thinking that they could could fit that group.
$160K a year and she's dating someone who works bagging groceries AND puts hands on her, talk about dating down bad. She needs to leave his ass and watch him struggle to pay rent in CA without her.
Not To Dispute Anything You Say, But It's a Comedian/Actor Named Talent, That Has Made His Beer Part Of The Set Just Like Comic Genius, Dave (Of Course He's Not On Dave's Level but Many are Not.)
@@kanezwilliams2325 Plus he uses Chris Rock's style of joke telling for this one. "I'm not saying he shoulda did it, but I understand." It's amazing how much credit people try to give Dave when he if you know his mentors that's all you see when he performs
Police officer and his girlfriend moved into the apartment next to me when I was a teenager. They were forever fighting and yelling. I could hear when he banged her up against the wall, my living room wall would shake and picture frames would rattle. I did not even need to put my ear on the wall, they were loud! Besides I would always throw my ass on the floor because I was old enough to know bullets penetrate walls. After they moved out bullet holes were discovered in the kitchen.
He’s right about it starting up at 1:16 am. My neighbors used to go so hard they would wake me up out of my sleep. They literally would stop every time I was about to call the police. Like they could hear me pressing the buttons or something lol
Everything he said was accurate, the way he knocked that’s just how it be with the dog bark shortly after! Lmao and then it revving back up after an hour
cuz they know they can get away with it. Dated a girl who i told from day 1 "we dont get physical in arguments". Then a year in she starts throwing slaps at me and trying to punch saying her being upset was a good enough reason. I bear hugged her so she couldnt swing and told her to stop or id drop her. Warned her like 3 times so I dropped her. She could have saved herself but she clearly didnt believe Id actually drop her and let her fall. That was the end of that shit. I dont even want to be in a position where I'd have to hit someone so if you're looking for it we have to part ways
The funniest neighbor argument I ever heard: "I told you to buy A chicken. That's just chicken BREASTS." ( Then about 20 min all at full volume of her describing the different parts of A chicken & him also at full volume wondering out loud what the problem is beacause this IS chicken. ) "I tell you what I'll do, I'll go back and buy some chicken wings and chicken legs & I'll staple a ******* chicken together!"
Not teachable moment 😂 I had a neighbor that was thrown down the steps and hollering help! I call for help and she was mad at me the next day broke leg and all😂 the next time they fought I turned over and went to sleep 😂
Hello. I noticed two of your audiences weren't laughing which I understood. However, he's telling a true story that makes things funny after all is done. Domestic Violence isn't the answer but with my story the shit is funny when I look back because I Survived.
that was a beautifully crafted joke. Dave Chappelle level crafty. WOW! Didn't expect that kind of on stage writing from Sydney. I'll be checking out his other work.
That lady needs a therapist. As you see, there is no logical reason she should be in that relationship. So it’s unresolved trauma she needs to heal from so she can believe in her WORTHINESS AND VALUE. God help us, Women! 😭
If you’ve ever lived in a apartment, you’re going to experience this at least once in life 💯🤣
Yeah and it's nowhere near as entertaining as he tells it. I use to live next to one of those and it was bad, I moved years ago but I still get anxiety when I hear shit pop off next door
@@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn same here 😭🤦🏽♀️ scars the shit out of me. Especially growing up with it literally IN my house
Not necessarily no.
We never had that happen but the girl who lived in the floor beneath us was schizophrenic or something and would scream at nothing. Like full on screaming, sobbing, cursing someone out, sometimes making threats, but there was nobody else home, and she wasn't on the phone, she just screamed at nothing, sometimesfor hours. She's had the police called a few times because she was threatening to burn down the building (she didn't actually try to) Idk if she moved out or got medication or what, but it eventually stopped and she hasn't done it in over a year now.
I stg 🤣🤣🤣 the guy in this domestic violence relationship in the apt under mine got punched in the parking lot by a buff stranger because he slapped his gf . I caught the end on camera 🤣🤣🤣 lawd hammercy, they stay going at it .
"Your just unhappy with your life" 😆😆😆
He had to be high saying that 😂😂
I'm pretty sure he said, "You're just unhappy with your life."
@@incoherentrambler2269 who tf cares
@@luke-ns8bk Obviously you, or you wouldn't have commented. . .
@@incoherentrambler2269 u corny
The dog being another character had me weak
Cop knock vs domestic violence knock was hilarious because it’s so accurate!! Lmao
Lol I was almost in tears dawg 🤣🤣
😂🤣🎯
Ole girl up front felt this in her soul
I came to the comments just to see if anybody noticed this. Dude had to have whispered this sound like us huh at 2:00
@@nickm2042 Yeah, that couple in the front was giving that "testimonial laughter"!
She thought she was at church 😂
A girl named Ole
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I never expected the laugh this hard at domestic abuse in my life I feel so terrible😂
Anything can be funny if it's said the right way.
We constantly joke about male rape even in kids' cartoons and programming...you will find don't drop the soap jokes on nick jr
@@ganju_san2675 NICK JR😳 when tf they start doing that shit that's cartoon network behavior at the worst. Where the hell I been I haven't watched nick jr since it was noggin. Damn shit took a turn for the worst fast I really hate to see it
@@ganju_san2675 In what Nick Jr show do they have a "drop the soap" joke?
@@ganju_san2675 anything should be on the table for comedy. Male and female rape alike. If you're offended don't watch that's simple
" I don't condone choking but I know what causes it" 💀😂😂🤞🏾
When he asked her, “What’s yo neck made out of?” I lost it 😂
For real.
Pick your battles lmao 🤣 😂
"Get down here this is a teachable moment" lmfao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmaooo
That shit got me too lol
🤣🤣🤣
Bruh lmao
"Ahh shit she winning!" 🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious plot twist
My old upstairs neighbor was getting beat on by her boyfriend. I honestly felt like calling the police could somehow make things worse for her. But I never had to. One day I heard fighting and screaming outside. I opened my door and it was HIM screaming. Her two grown nephews were beating his ass with flashlights and broom sticks, while he screamed like a lil bitch!! They made him pack his shit and leave.
She chased him down later- for the D. They all do... just can't get enough. Can't get enough drama either.
thank god for the nephews helping her out of that situation
@@pandaaaaa4 Right. I don't know if her family members told them about her situation, or if she called them herself. But either way, I'm glad she had her own people to help.
Not flashlights and broomsticks 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Superlife1369a torch could cave in a skull quite easily.
This dude really came to the show and just told his neighbors business 🤣🤣🤣
OMG its a joke. Its not a real story.
They give him so much good material lol
The lady clapping and standing in front was really the one who made me comfortable laughing at Domestic Violence jokes. She was having the time of her life. I like her
She must be a survivor of DV, she must be in a much better place now that she can laugh her ass of at jokes that probably could've triggered her years ago. But idk I am glad she is enjoying a night out with her loved ones cracking tf up at some edgy jokes
🤣🤣🤣🤣 #mood
Yeah a few times she made comments indicating she understood from experience. I know someone who nearly lost their life from domestic violence so it was a little uncomfortable finding it funny but I did laugh
That’s that Cocaine
You only laughed at the joke because the lady up front makes the joke funnier with her laughter
“I don’t condone choking but I know what causes it” 😂🤣😂
I cried! 😂😂😂😂
😂
“It’s 1-1 rn” “I got Stacy” 😂
😂
True, high value earners quote yearly dollar salaries, but low-wage workers speak in dollars per hour. I feel that.
💯💯💯
Lol union electricians are hourly, high earners. I know because I am one
@@jamalcole1985 We're talking $250k and above. They don't speak "hourly" ☺
@@thegodblogger3812 😂
Tech contractor, lawyers etc quote hourly rates. I never heard of the term high value earner before so I could be wrong in thinking that they could could fit that group.
I used to open my closet door and listen to my neighbors argue 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣
Omg me too 😂😂 I use to bring snacks into my walk-in and sit on the floor cause the tea was piping hot every couple of days 🤣🤣
Same🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😅😅😅
F'd my neck up just to hear 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀 This was amazing. He is a natural storyteller that's for sure.
He's super funny.
That's what I was thinking! If you put this joke into text it probably wouldn't be funny at all. But with the way he told it I couldn't stop laughing.
$160K a year and she's dating someone who works bagging groceries AND puts hands on her, talk about dating down bad. She needs to leave his ass and watch him struggle to pay rent in CA without her.
You got into the story! 😂 giving life advice and everything. You're right though.
It's called OPPOSITE INCOMES ATTRACT. Lol
There's a reason why she fucking him! Lol she loves that power
@@om3667 Maybe she has a save somebody complex. You know, those people who date folks they feel they have to rescue.
@@thegodblogger3812 😫🤣
Domestic violence is no joke but BABBBBBYYYYYY I WAS SCREAMING!!!! 😂😂😂🤣
He had me so weak!!!
LMAO he said even the dog was like "wuuuf???"
I can watch this til infinity, and still be in tears. That "teachable moment" is everything.
That was a master class in how you make jokes about this subject. Hilarious
Please hide this frm the "cancel culture" dom violence department!!! Please
My money's on Stacy. Lawyers fight dirty.
Yeah, she's not gonna tolerate that long. ESPECIALLY if she's a lawyer.
Who needs Dynasty and RHOA when you have Apartment 213?
Right lol that new show apartment brawls😂😂
Right
Maaaan..put cable companies out of business 🤣
Bruh he need to go to the top! I wanted this one to last forever 🤣🤣
Yes, me too.
I’m a real deal victim of DV as so many of us are and I still found this to be funny as hell. 😂
I hope you are in a better place now
You must have won some of those battles lol. But yeah hope that was your last
Pretty sure you were the aggressor
I bet you were cranking shit up
Girl don’t put that as many of us are tryna normalize that
Yooooooo!!! Mans said pick your battle. That’s been one of my lines for years. Lol love hearing someone else say it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is city apartment/townhouse life, hands down. Gotta walk outside and look at their awkward asses walking with their heads down.😅🤣
😂😂😂
Man ....... there was a lesbian couple that used to live next door. The arguments I tell ya.
Now this was the BEST set I've heard all 2021 so far!
$100,000 a year.. and they live in an apartment... Uhhhhh NO..
@@boymom-k4 trust I see it often...everyone doesn't manage money well
@@BlackWhite-ru8gm exactly!!!
Making 160 doesn’t mean you bring it home
But have you heard his set talking about the rude NY barber💈and quitting his job by accident!? 🤓
@@vickeytaylor-jones8970 nope, but I will look for it.
Dave Chappelle "esque” storytelling even used his drink as a prop masterful work my guy🤣
Not To Dispute Anything You Say, But It's a Comedian/Actor Named Talent, That Has Made His Beer Part Of The Set Just Like Comic Genius, Dave (Of Course He's Not On Dave's Level but Many are Not.)
@@kanezwilliams2325 Plus he uses Chris Rock's style of joke telling for this one. "I'm not saying he shoulda did it, but I understand." It's amazing how much credit people try to give Dave when he if you know his mentors that's all you see when he performs
@@Akamemaru1 Chris Rock is in my top 5. Dave does have pieces of other greats,I agree, but growing up on the guy I can't help but reference him.
My Top 5:
1.Eddie Murphy
2.Dave Chappelle
3.Chris Rock
4.Katt Williams
5. Eddie Griffin/Patrice O'Neal 🙏
@@jamallewis3113 No lie right before his show dropped I had a bad habit of acting like Conspiracy Brother Jones
Domestic violence is no joke but this is funny😂😂😂
Look my wife and I rarely argue but when we do 😂😂😂😂 I know the neighbors be listening
Imagine ear hustlin on the wall and catching a stray.
Damn kill the fun😭
Imagine just a stray.. its not ear hustling when its yelling and banging weirdo
Police officer and his girlfriend moved into the apartment next to me when I was a teenager. They were forever fighting and yelling. I could hear when he banged her up against the wall, my living room wall would shake and picture frames would rattle. I did not even need to put my ear on the wall, they were loud! Besides I would always throw my ass on the floor because I was old enough to know bullets penetrate walls. After they moved out bullet holes were discovered in the kitchen.
@@ramonpineda7514 😫horrible! Glad you (and 'em) survived ‼️
That would be a real, "Teachable moment."
He’s right about it starting up at 1:16 am. My neighbors used to go so hard they would wake me up out of my sleep. They literally would stop every time I was about to call the police. Like they could hear me pressing the buttons or something lol
🤣🤣🤣
Lol and they started back when u stop dialing.
Everything he said was accurate, the way he knocked that’s just how it be with the dog bark shortly after! Lmao and then it revving back up after an hour
Omm bro especially in the hood
😭🤣💀 women really do be beating these dudes ass out here
Yep!!!, i use to get my ass whooped!…💯
cuz they know they can get away with it. Dated a girl who i told from day 1 "we dont get physical in arguments". Then a year in she starts throwing slaps at me and trying to punch saying her being upset was a good enough reason. I bear hugged her so she couldnt swing and told her to stop or id drop her. Warned her like 3 times so I dropped her. She could have saved herself but she clearly didnt believe Id actually drop her and let her fall. That was the end of that shit. I dont even want to be in a position where I'd have to hit someone so if you're looking for it we have to part ways
True! Then act like victims once the table turn.
@@BetterOffVibes sad…..
Nah frfr 🤣 and some dudes really be fighting back fr and still lose 🤣
A bro this dude really is just naturally funny lol
sydney is awesome.. Love the journey he took us on.
The first thump and random time is so accurate 😄
bro from ft. worth, tx.. that accent he did for the dude was texas af 🤣
"Alright, alright, alright."
Already!!
Dallas here. Facts! 💀💀 Shit was spot-on. 🤌🏻
Excellent well-rounded bit from the great Sydney Castillo
He's good. Laughed a few times, felt guilty for what I'm laughing at. Best type of comedy to me
This was how our neighbors were always back and forth 😂😂😂😂
I never saw his stand up. Officially a fan!
The dog being a character is killing me 😂
"I cant leave my POST" &
the side bet was TOO REAL. 😂😂🙌🏿People post UP & watch people, & they WILL make a bet🙌🏿🤦🏾♀️
“Shut up!…it’s 1 | 1..” 😂😂😂 pure facts my boy Stacy bout to smoke em in the third 🤣😭
First heard of Sydney on All Def Digital,the dude is naturally hilarious. Much respect.
I've been binge watching since I found this channel 😉🤣 laughed for hours thank ya
Thank you for watching!
I appreciate that he made a joke of it and presumably snitched.
I’ve watched this 100 times 😂😂😂
Shorty at the end with the glass funny as fuck…she was so twisted she thought he toasted to her lol
LOL, she was completely enjoying herself.
😂Their dog is hilarious. Pets. 🐩👈
The funniest neighbor argument I ever heard:
"I told you to buy A chicken. That's just chicken BREASTS."
( Then about 20 min all at full volume of her describing the different parts of A chicken & him also at full volume wondering out loud what the problem is beacause this IS chicken. )
"I tell you what I'll do, I'll go back and buy some chicken wings and chicken legs & I'll staple a ******* chicken together!"
Lol YOOOO teachable moment is CRAZY‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shout out to ADD and Kevonstage because I found some of my favorite comedians from those channels. Sydney is hilarious
No shoutout to us tho?! 😂
@@ChocolateSundaes lowkey I found out about yall from the ADD comics too.
Not teachable moment 😂 I had a neighbor that was thrown down the steps and hollering help! I call for help and she was mad at me the next day broke leg and all😂 the next time they fought I turned over and went to sleep 😂
🤣🤣🤣
We ain't got no business laughing but this chit was funny. I got Stacey.🤣 🤣🤣🤣
Y’all make my day every time I tune in!
Called the cops on a couple. As a black man most freeing feeling ever.
I ain’t shit because I laughed at every choke and dog reference.. 💀💀💀💀💀
Omgosh i sound like a fool! I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time! I was sad the set ended.
“Oh she winning” yasss 👏🏾 🏆
"I told my girl get down here, this a teachable moment." 😩🤣
All along Stacy was choking his $10/hour behind out 😂
Hello. I noticed two of your audiences weren't laughing which I understood. However, he's telling a true story that makes things funny after all is done. Domestic Violence isn't the answer but with my story the shit is funny when I look back because I Survived.
Mine TRIED to beat me. I had to leave. I had thoughts of boiling bleach while he was sleep.
Yes! My family will still make jokes even though he has been out of our life for years. You can laugh when it's over and you're safe again.
Glad you survived your situation. Even BETTER you're healed enough to look back and laugh. I'm a sucker for HAPPY ENDINGS Bless you!
I've experienced dv as well, but he just wasn't funny. Maybe they thought the same.
All you see is the back of people's head. How can you tell who laughing
Sydney shit be so funny when he slap that laugh factory sign😂😂😂
He right that shit woke me up out my sleep It was like someone was thrown against the wall 😒.
that was a beautifully crafted joke. Dave Chappelle level crafty. WOW! Didn't expect that kind of on stage writing from Sydney. I'll be checking out his other work.
"which he do" lmao
I feel horrible for laughing but I can't stop😂😂😂😂😂
Protect Sydney at all cost
He said it's domestic violence and it's 1 - 1, a tie game?! I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣
Dope ASF 😂 I wanna see tha whole set
Yoooooo this had me HOLLERING!!! 😂😂😂😂
I just got packed out and this is f’n funny lmao
Lmao homie hit that country accent perfectly 😂
This dudes killin the sundays. 😆
I’m going to hell for laughing but shit was funny af!!! 😂😂😭
I’ve watched this like 3 times in a row, on 4 now....but aye the white ppl NOT laughing in the audience at all🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥
I cried cuz I kno the sounds too well and I was laughing kinda til he said this is a teachable moment 😂🤣😂😂😂😂 wdf?! I lost it
She made a comeback 3 😆🤷🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤭
"Shut up nigga it's 1-1! Tie Game"
💀😂😂😂😂😂
One lady in the crowns be smoking that good bud tonight. I can't stop laughing with sista .....lmao
She be having a GREAT time .....
0:45 bro giving me flashbacks from watching my peoples fight 😂
Didn't see 4:58 coming did ya? ... "Put your money on the ground, who you got n!qqa". This is some seriously funny sh!t 😂😂
Ay that's apartment 213 in the bottom left corner 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ay peep they reactions and picture them doing the characters voices 😂
Not the dog barking relax 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I told my girl get down here, this a teachable moment.”
😂😂😂
im looking forward to getting back out to the clubs. sydney is on the top of my list
It’s a tie game right now.
That had me folded. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ohh shit!!! She winnin #the universe 😂🤣🤭
I'm telling you 🤣🍿
Do NOT intervene
U a comedy genius if you can make us laugh at domestic violence😂😂😂🤣🤣😭
Like nigga I was getting nervous he was about to be canceled😅😂
That lady needs a therapist. As you see, there is no logical reason she should be in that relationship. So it’s unresolved trauma she needs to heal from so she can believe in her WORTHINESS AND VALUE. God help us, Women! 😭
"I don't condone choking, but I know what causes it", my face at that moment was frozen in time! This fool rightchere messed me UP😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🙌🏾
Wherever you at Stacy, I'm here for ya!!! 😂
speaking as a victim of domestic abuse, this is hilarious.
This channel gives me some real Def Comedy Jam vibes - Love it!