@@LOLJordanConley It's crazy you only got 400 subs. You are too talented man. Great set, not sure how long you been doing stand up, but it looks like you have been doing it for 20 years.
@@ΒΞΔΝ ayyyyeee thanks!! I've been at it for 4 years now and I barely got my UA-cam channel really up and running as of a couple months ago so im making some progress but overall I'm just continuing to grind and put out content and work to improve my stand up as well
@@LOLJordanConley dude never stop what you are doing. you are insanely gifted among even the most seasoned, not even comparing you to the new generation comedians...they've got nothin on you. you made me laugh SO hard, and that is just not easy to do, yo gotta be lavell crawford kat williams chapelle, monique pryor mike epps tacara williams, in their ZEN moments to get me to laugh out loud and fall out my chair like that. claim yo throne nikka. you are very good. but eff that crowd you were light years beyond them. beautiful comedy. everything perfect.
Yo this dude did not have the right audience for this man. He killed the whole thing and didnt get much from the audience man. This was gold the entire time.
I loved this guy. He was hilarious! Every single joke was a winner & I loved his energy and delivery. What sort of people were sitting in that audience who couldn’t appreciate this. Thankfully there was that lady & a couple of others. He’s such a talent & didn’t have to swear & curse. Love him.
I like him too...and I thought the same thing...its seems like he needs more material..like situations he was in where he wanted to be tough but couldnt... other than that an agent and a coach to hp his material hes gonna go far
clearly. I really only watched the whole thing bc I saw the first comment and i thought the guy bombed. He didnt bomb but...he needs to take a breath or something for delivery
That boy said “I grew up in church and Jesus said ‘if you ask you shall receive’. So if u ask for my girl, u can have her and I shall receive another one in Jesus name Amen🙏🏿”
This man really said, "She beat me like black lives didn't matter" Why is this so relatable though, like I felt that in my soul 😂💀 He's so funny, that one lady who was laughing louder than everyone else was literally me watching this 😂😂
This shit was whak...his whole delivery, flow, even the way he’s saying his words are a straight Kevin Hart rip off...then the tone of his voice sounds like kat...and the jokes aren’t even funny
Sound guys usually isolate the performers sound.. the audience could be in stitches and loud as hell, without the sound guys tricks you’d barely hear the performer.. they’re not miracle workers, that laughing lady was probably sitting close to the audio visual booth at the back.. source: worked in a jazz bar
@@DC-fu2hl honestly never thought about it like that, it lets them know what kinda jokes make people laugh and what doesn’t as much U legit changed my mind on quoting videos in the comments
I feel like the “I woke up a week later confused” joke was very subtle lol I don’t know if it’s just me, but it took me a second there. That’s a play on the common phrase parents say like, “I’ll knock you into next week.” So because of his back talk, his mother beat him into next week, and he woke up a week later not knowing what day it was lol
Most children play "what's the worst that could happen" a few times as they grow up. A smart kid only does it once a situation. An extremely smart kid learns by seeing what happens to the smart kid. While all the other kids keep forgetting to put on their dunce caps when they leave the health. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@heath mcdonald ayee its two weeks later and you probably thought you said this for no reason, but i feel you😂😂😂 and its terrible because if you're the funny guy in the group, all your friends know their girlfriend loves your company, but wonder if it's because you're funny, or because they like you😂😂😂
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Oh man! I just caught his act on America’s got talent after watching this routine. From live stand up, he goes on UA-cam to NBC TV!!! Jordan Conley, you did awesome!
For real... my Dad's mother used to threaten us when we were kids... She used to say things like "I'm a split you in half wit dis rag, if you don't quit talking.
@@MsTriggaTre You're right and I wasn't really thinking or trying to throw shade when I typed that but now I'm realizing that I'm super close to my grandmother on my mom's side and not my Dad's so maybe this could have a bit to do with it...
As a woman who also grew up near Disney but in Orange County/Orlando, FL where Nickelodeon studios was...this mix matching of animation companies is so on brand for me 😂
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That one lady was the entire audience! 👏🏾
Probly his mom/or gf
Lol
@@Loudpack_music nope just a tipsy black women who don’t give af because she work for a living
She's probably closest to the mic or camera
@@Really_jellis what that got to do with anything 😂😂😂
This guy kills me, “ a pen and paper, it’s your lucky day, you got the right guy”🤣
It's a celebration
I just commented that line. And, step intoooo tadada and the girls jumping rope, one twooo, your mother's comin for youuuu. I can't.
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LMFAO I was fucking dead
Jejeje... love him
“She beat me like black lives didn’t matter”
I’m dead.
Thanks bro!!!
"Martin didn't dream of this!" That had me rolling.
@@LOLJordanConley It's crazy you only got 400 subs. You are too talented man. Great set, not sure how long you been doing stand up, but it looks like you have been doing it for 20 years.
@@ΒΞΔΝ ayyyyeee thanks!! I've been at it for 4 years now and I barely got my UA-cam channel really up and running as of a couple months ago so im making some progress but overall I'm just continuing to grind and put out content and work to improve my stand up as well
So was he.
“1... 2... your mama coming for you” 😭😭😭
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@صلاح باركر 5….6…. you about to cry like a bitch.
3 4 your a** better never lock a door…
@@rayewb6507 with a deep voice like that i doubt a locked door will be a problem to her
Unapologetically himself. THAT is comedy : )
Yo that means alot thank you very much!!!!!
@@LOLJordanConley dude never stop what you are doing. you are insanely gifted among even the most seasoned, not even comparing you to the new generation comedians...they've got nothin on you. you made me laugh SO hard, and that is just not easy to do, yo gotta be lavell crawford kat williams chapelle, monique pryor mike epps tacara williams, in their ZEN moments to get me to laugh out loud and fall out my chair like that. claim yo throne nikka. you are very good. but eff that crowd you were light years beyond them. beautiful comedy. everything perfect.
Yeah, got that one
@@LOLJordanConley
Bruh, yo ass is funny!!!!
@@Caribbean_King hahahah thanks bro!!!
Yo this dude did not have the right audience for this man. He killed the whole thing and didnt get much from the audience man. This was gold the entire time.
He had that one! Everybody else needed to lighten up.
I agree! He was geniusly hilarious.
I loved this guy. He was hilarious! Every single joke was a winner & I loved his energy and delivery. What sort of people were sitting in that audience who couldn’t appreciate this.
Thankfully there was that lady & a couple of others. He’s such a talent & didn’t have to swear & curse. Love him.
@@sonyg9018 :)
Lol idk, that one lady really seemed to enjoy it
"This a celebration! You've caught the right guy!" Is CRAZY 😭🤣🤣😅
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"Snitchens get stitches,- wel call a doctor" hahaha
That's me lol
Sound like Katt, flows like kevin, jokes like none other. I can dig it.
Facts
I like him too...and I thought the same thing...its seems like he needs more material..like situations he was in where he wanted to be tough but couldnt... other than that an agent and a coach to hp his material hes gonna go far
Ya he reminds me of when Kevin just started
Sounds more like Jaleel white
@@Elyricist746 thank you!!! I actually have over an hours worth of material at the moment I'm just hustling to get my face out there more.
This guy seems like he would be hilariously awkward in any given social situation. Or as I prefer to think of it, good company.
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There's one lady that enjoyed these jokes more than everyone else in the room
It was his mama
@@brunomillalaf8553 hahahahaha
😂😂😂
clearly. I really only watched the whole thing bc I saw the first comment and i thought the guy bombed. He didnt bomb but...he needs to take a breath or something for delivery
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I pictured that whole horror scene so vividly especially when he said the white girls was outside jumping rope.😭😭😂😅
😆I had the mental picture too. With them singing and it made it both creepier & funnier.
"You caught the right guy"
100% facts hahaha
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"Pen & Paper!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's a celebration 🤣😂🤣
That boy said “I grew up in church and Jesus said ‘if you ask you shall receive’. So if u ask for my girl, u can have her and I shall receive another one in Jesus name Amen🙏🏿”
That was like a legendary comedic Rap Lyric! Golden
A TIER JOKE
Nbsv
I love his confidence because he got up on stage with a Sponge Bob sweater and killed it!
😂😂
It was the best time to wear....a striped sweater xD
Yeah I enjoyed it! Crowd was dead as shit
From the first joke, he got me laughing like the lady in his audience. 😂😂😂😂
That SpongeBob sweater is AWESOME.
Bruh that was the last one on the rack to when I bought it!!!
@@LOLJordanConley Where did you get it?!
@@sb_1389 a store called box lunch
No it's not 😂
You are not pulling any chicks with a SpongeBob sweater on, what are you 5?🤦🏿♂️
@@mrlee7328 hahahah you made my wife laugh with that
This man really said, "She beat me like black lives didn't matter" Why is this so relatable though, like I felt that in my soul 😂💀
He's so funny, that one lady who was laughing louder than everyone else was literally me watching this 😂😂
The white girls in the front yard had me weak
I mean you know aint no black girls out here jump roping for no monsters hahah
one, two, mamas coming for you.
yup, that some jordan peele get out shit
That's when you know what's up...................crazy
It was the crows in the closet for me lol
LOVE IT HOW HE WAS DYING LAUGHING AT HIS OWN SELF🤣🤣🤣🤣‼️ THAT’S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU A DAM FOOL
This Literally was good from start to finish
@The Troublesome Token Black Guy- Atratus I definitely agree, maybe perhaps it was the wrong demographic.
Thank you!!!!! That means alot
@Dialectics Light Ayyyyyeeee!!!!! Thank you!!!!
This shit was whak...his whole delivery, flow, even the way he’s saying his words are a straight Kevin Hart rip off...then the tone of his voice sounds like kat...and the jokes aren’t even funny
“You can’t be a Disney guy and a thug at the same time.”
*Comethazine has entered the chat*
I got into hella fights!!! And rushed home to watch Disney, Nick, and Cartoon Network
Lololol you saw that old video too😂😭🤣
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😂😂😂
This dude is a fool 🤪🤪🤪, the Disney bit had me dead AF
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@@ChocolateSundaes ok thanks I will definitely. 💯
DISNEY ALL DAY ERRRDAY!!! hahaha
@@LOLJordanConley glad to see you out here still doing it and killing it bro!
other than the one woman i the crowd laughing her heart out
THAT CROWD WAS WEAK; DID YALL NOT HEAR WHAT HE WAS SAYIN!!?!?!?!?!?
Honestlyyyy
Sound guys usually isolate the performers sound.. the audience could be in stitches and loud as hell, without the sound guys tricks you’d barely hear the performer.. they’re not miracle workers, that laughing lady was probably sitting close to the audio visual booth at the back..
source: worked in a jazz bar
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You can’t cry for Mufasa’s death AND bust a cap.
😂
@Johnny Fry Facts that's valuable feedback for the comedian.
@@DC-fu2hl honestly never thought about it like that, it lets them know what kinda jokes make people laugh and what doesn’t as much
U legit changed my mind on quoting videos in the comments
@@jgray1831 that’s the kinda character growth I’m here for lmao
@@Cassixs my arc is yet to be completed 😂
“Step into the magiiiiiiic...”🤣🤣🤣
Most enjoyable...especially with that one lady laughing...I’m glad she came lol
Im glad she came too hahah
Same!
True that
I feel like the “I woke up a week later confused” joke was very subtle lol I don’t know if it’s just me, but it took me a second there. That’s a play on the common phrase parents say like, “I’ll knock you into next week.” So because of his back talk, his mother beat him into next week, and he woke up a week later not knowing what day it was lol
Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
“It’s Oliver”😭😭😭
I for real had 2 cats one named Oliver and the other Marvin!! haha
Like from Oliver and company?
@@GOATyDemmons hahahah yep exactly
@From a Bicycle seat haha yeah you sure do
Had me rolling. 🤣
The fact I recognize ALL the Disney references says a lot about me
I did, too, but I didn't really get into Disney that much growing up, lol.
True
Those were classic Disney I think most people could.
LOL he told his mother. Who was a Marine. That.
Surely before his brain had properly developed
One. Two. Your mama's coming for you.
@@duncandownham4726 I'm pretty sure it started developing the week he got out that coma🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe it's his momma in the audience laughing so hard.
Most children play "what's the worst that could happen" a few times as they grow up. A smart kid only does it once a situation. An extremely smart kid learns by seeing what happens to the smart kid. While all the other kids keep forgetting to put on their dunce caps when they leave the health. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This man had the wrong crowd. He was awesome. Give him a special on Netflix
I am stuck 4ever with "My mama beat me up like black lives don't matter" It will soon become my catch phrase. That guy was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
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The scene he painted when he was about to get his ass beat!😂🤣😂 Not the white girls jump roping outside. Classic horror story!🤣
If Kevin hart , katt wiliams and Donald.glover fused.
In a Disney animation.
@@auromz9848 take my money
100%
throw in cousin skeeter
Kat hart glover
Lol! 🤣😂🤣😂😂 He's soooo funny. I love that he was laughing at his own jokes. He's truly talented! 🤩
His Disney freestyle skills are AMAZING!
Ayyyeeeeeee thanks a bunch bro!!!!
This guy is so creative with his jokes and I love it 😂😂😂 also that woman laughing just made it 10 times better
He looks like an older cooler Steve Urkel LOL
you mean Stephon Ur-kell? 😂
hahah like Stephon right
@@ChocolateSundaes 😄😃🤣
@@ChocolateSundaes lpl Nahh he is OGD little brother lmao
The "I got 2 cats" killed me. He needs to be a writer for a show. I think he would be good at introducing jokes into sences
You can hear a lot of the katt williams influence, but he's good. It sounds like he's just finding his own voice. Really funny material though.
Its like kat Williams with a dash of Kevin Hart
"One, two, your mama coming for you!"
brooo him imitating his mom killed me, he is underrated 4sho
This guy is talented af. "A pen and paper" deadd lol
My girlfriend walked in the room and said “ who’s laughing?”
hahahahah hilarious!!!
😂
Lmaoooo
She be like he ain't even that funny
@heath mcdonald ayee its two weeks later and you probably thought you said this for no reason, but i feel you😂😂😂 and its terrible because if you're the funny guy in the group, all your friends know their girlfriend loves your company, but wonder if it's because you're funny, or because they like you😂😂😂
He had me in tears literally just woke the whole house up🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 me and the lady was sitting right next to each other in my living room
I thought Josh Johnson was the king of self-deprecating humor until I saw this!! Hilarious!
ayyyyye that means alot thanks!!!
Right 🤣🤣🤣
His delivery was so smooth. Omg, he's marvelous lol.
"Ayy is that yo girl!!" "Not if you want her" XDDD
That woman is a real one. I was laughing and the audience made ME feel awkward. Tough set. That woman is a lifeline
*martin didn't dream about this*
true tho hahaha
I think that Disney thug bit would scare most thugs out of sheer confusion.
She laughing mad loud tho. Cant concentrate on his jokes 😂
The black lives did not matter joke killed me! And the ending with the Disney references creative and loved it!😂 sounded like a rough crowd!😂
I want that sweater so bad.
you gonna have to fight me for it! hahahah
@@LOLJordanConleynah I’m just gonna have to ask your mama for it haha. She’ll give it to me.
We all need a hype person like that lady laughing the whole time.
Maybe because I'm a adult Disney lover but I really enjoyed his stand up. It was funny and made me laugh/cry 😂😂
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Just about to comment "Damn, he sounds like Katt Williams"... bruh, "they say I sound like Katt Williams..."
I really like that woman’s laugh. It’s so cheerful and intoxicating.
smart funny dude....."Its Oliver....I got two cats"
yoooooo this gotta be one of the funniest amateurs i was laughing in the first minute sound a lot like Kevin
Thanks alot bro!!!
"Woke up a week later confused." LMAO!
I was only lightweight smiling, but that strong finish had me dying 😂
Nah that monster voice he did of his Mum, finished me!!!
Yo low key the wrong audience. This was hilarious 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
What's it gonna take? A pen and paper. You caught the right guy. I'm dead.🤣🤣🤣🤣
You won the ugly sweater contest.👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Whoever the lady is, take her everywhere you go.
That guy kicked ass, totally original and funny af.
I would have laughed so incredibly hard in that audience that they would have asked me to shout up 😂🤣
Me, too!
"This is a celebration! You caught the right guy. 👍"
HAHAHAHAHA!!
You can definitely cry when Mufasa died and still pop off
hahahaha well damn!!!
@M.I.A hahahaha thank you!!
I trust this guy lol
Pop off for Mufasa's death 😏
Period. 😂
I can't stand him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he almost made me wake my sleeping baby up. That shit was funny.
Such a great set! I laughed so much! Jordan is hilarious and I can definitely see him writing or starring in sitcoms
How did he survive that Mama attack?!! JESUS❤IS REAL!!!
I saw the the spongebob shirt nuff said. 😂 nothing 4 him to be ashamed of he's funny af he'll could joke himself out of situations.
hahaha thanks bro!!!
The Real Moma Joke was Pure Gold (Who the Hell You Think You talking too) was hilarious 😆
Even though that lady was loud I liked her laugh it made me want to laugh good spirit
Oh man! I just caught his act on America’s got talent after watching this routine. From live stand up, he goes on UA-cam to NBC TV!!! Jordan Conley, you did awesome!
I can relate. Both of my parents are former military. Talking back with attitude was and still is a death wish.
Wow lol, this guy is hilarious! The way he delivers and laugh at his own jokes makes it more funny. That lady helped too. 🤣🤣
Original is always funny. Keep going bro. Be you.💯
ayyyyyeeee thanks a bunch
The best 5 mins...this guy Is the next big thing!!!
When there's a Disney hyena in the crowd...
Hahaha for real
@@LOLJordanConley hah you killed it bro great job!
HE IS MY NEW FAVORITE! DEFINITELY A FAN! IM DYINGGGG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Glad to see Urkle doing what he does best😂
woooooow hahah
He KILLED! NETFLIX needs to give him a special.
He's so good. Such a solid set 😂😂😂 he does sound like katt and kevin at times but his jokes are all him. Love him
"Snitches get stitches"
"Well call the doctor, he's got a lot of work to do on me...today."
Dude is hilarious. The only thing that would make him even better is if he had better pacing of his jokes.
Indeed,, his timing was a little forced...
Yep walk around the stage abit , look down as he walk, slow it down a little ... good point you made bro.
I mean aren’t these supposed to be quick sets? Correct me if I’m wrong
Now THIS dude is freaking on point hilarious!!! I'm dying over here hahahahaha!
This was probably the funniest laugh factory exclusive I've seen. This was so damn relatable and funny at the same time. Def made a fan!
Yo! That was so good! From start to finish he had me laughing. Seemed so natural to. One of my favorite so far 🙏🏽🙌🏽. 🔥
I’m so glad y’all are putting up new videos. I saw Jordan last summer! I love Chocolate Sundaes! I can’t wait to get back to LA to catch another show.
We can't wait to laugh with you!! Hope to see you soon.
Hahahaha hmm 🤔 interesting lol 😂
....You ain't never gonna make it to the ball!! I can't stop 😆🤣🤣
For real... my Dad's mother used to threaten us when we were kids... She used to say things like "I'm a split you in half wit dis rag, if you don't quit talking.
lol this is off topic but... why not just call her your grandma ??
@@MsTriggaTre You're right and I wasn't really thinking or trying to throw shade when I typed that but now I'm realizing that I'm super close to my grandmother on my mom's side and not my Dad's so maybe this could have a bit to do with it...
Not bad. Drove me crazy that he did a whole Disney themed bit wearing a Nicklodeon licensed sweater tho 😁
As a woman who also grew up near Disney but in Orange County/Orlando, FL where Nickelodeon studios was...this mix matching of animation companies is so on brand for me 😂
That ladies laugh is contagious. 😂
OMG where is he been all my life?! Comedy gold 😂
How to make a Jordan Konley.
1 part Kevin Hart
2 parts Kat Williams
Shake or Stir together and enjoy.
and 3 parts disney magic lol