I Dated A 72 Year Old Woman - Comedian TK Kirkland

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  • Опубліковано 1 лис 2024

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  • @raymondharris6599
    @raymondharris6599 2 роки тому +888

    DAMN!!! I didn't want the story to end... Also, I had no idea that TK was in his 60's... I hope that I look good when I'm in my 60's.

    • @GrChuks
      @GrChuks 2 роки тому +34

      I had to leave the video to google his age once he said it lol

    • @maxtorque5329
      @maxtorque5329 2 роки тому +7

      @@GrChuks lol same

    • @raymondharris6599
      @raymondharris6599 2 роки тому +8

      @ndm3 well I already have that part taken care of. I don't smoke anything, including vaping. Nor do I participate in "Recreational narcotics. " and I don't drink alcohol. So yeah... I can say that I got that part covered to a tee..👍🏽

    • @jashanestone
      @jashanestone 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, that shocked me

    • @mr.washington1397
      @mr.washington1397 2 роки тому +1

      @Zack Of All Trades Dam Straight

  • @BaebaeW
    @BaebaeW 2 роки тому +453

    Senior citizens out here meeting at the park talking about cellular service then date and screw. I can’t believe this 🤣🤣🤣

    • @fpcooper95
      @fpcooper95 2 роки тому +24

      I used to see it at the gym all the time!!!

    • @MyNOLADarling
      @MyNOLADarling 2 роки тому +44

      I worked at a senior center & the kept having to replenish the big condom jar at rhe front counter.

    • @therealnadia
      @therealnadia 2 роки тому +26

      @@MyNOLADarling they really be getting it in. Damn!

    • @2TrainWakefield
      @2TrainWakefield 2 роки тому +19

      @@therealnadia I mean lol they was once young too? Why would it stop? Unless ya parts don’t work

    • @Strawberrycheesecake364
      @Strawberrycheesecake364 2 роки тому +1

      lmao!!!!!

  • @ralphishere5756
    @ralphishere5756 2 роки тому +626

    Man, he looks good for his age.

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 2 роки тому +6

      @@POPCORN_BRAWL lmao ok

    • @shearsovercomb
      @shearsovercomb 2 роки тому

      That's what happens when you don't want be a fat ass while you're young or old.

    • @NomadNotMad
      @NomadNotMad 2 роки тому

      I just had to google his age.. that n!66a look 40

    • @punkrockstar
      @punkrockstar 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah it’s crazy

    • @shearsovercomb
      @shearsovercomb 2 роки тому +5

      @@huntergla81 oh he's not messing around!

  • @AR-ii3ly
    @AR-ii3ly 2 роки тому +411

    This wasn’t stand up but an uncle talking about his sexual adventures. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @theylie3824
      @theylie3824 2 роки тому +13

      Isn’t that literally what “stand-up” is?

    • @AR-ii3ly
      @AR-ii3ly 2 роки тому +15

      @@theylie3824 there’s always has to be one. Jeez!

    • @Zeuwamakanuwadiegwu
      @Zeuwamakanuwadiegwu 5 місяців тому +3

      😂

    • @MsBizzy888
      @MsBizzy888 4 місяці тому +5

      Funny 😂😂😂😂😂 Unc adventures

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 3 місяці тому +2

      facts!

  • @VehVeqro
    @VehVeqro 2 роки тому +467

    bro every time he said “these young bitches don’t know nothing bout --“ I cried laughing 😂

  • @sechabatheletsane9784
    @sechabatheletsane9784 2 роки тому +305

    Damn! This dude 60??! I seriously gotta step my game up! He spitting facts about the socks and underwear too😂😂 no man who takes himself seriously will leave the house with holes in his socks.

    • @paulamitchell1653
      @paulamitchell1653 5 місяців тому +1

      A well groomed male…👍🏽👍🏽🫶🏾🫶🏾🖤

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 3 місяці тому

      FACTS! lol

    • @ladyd8028
      @ladyd8028 3 місяці тому +1

      The very average fella might think it doesn't matter. TK is here to tell you it does! 'Cause you will NOT call him "demanding," "bougie" or "bitch"! You will absorb the knowledge he's laying down and be all the better for it. He's your hip uncle; NOT your boy. 💡

  • @Angie_Onaleta
    @Angie_Onaleta 2 роки тому +405

    I hope I'm as cole as Beatrice when I'm 72, she definitely deserves this round of applause 👏🏿 🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👌🏿🙌🏿

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 2 роки тому +24

      My buddy was like ain't no way she pulled a mug out her gown. I looked at him and just remembered my grandma used to do that shit. We always thought it was magic or something. Looking back I remember my grand dad being happy those same days lmao....ew

    • @Johnnie223
      @Johnnie223 2 роки тому +5

      Cold

    • @outsidlookingconcerned
      @outsidlookingconcerned 2 роки тому +7

      After hearing that story I'm looking for Beatrice ooh I work with a Beatrice I wonder if she like that and she is smooth man I'm going to have to check her out got me looking at older women damn player

    • @poppinc8145
      @poppinc8145 Рік тому +1

      Stahp

    • @KL-xe5ec
      @KL-xe5ec Рік тому +3

      Hopefully you're married 😂

  • @nimewaka
    @nimewaka 2 роки тому +80

    "These young niggas don't know nothing about..." 😂💥

  • @amylynn2901
    @amylynn2901 2 роки тому +98

    "Who raised you?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Iamj1ne
    @Iamj1ne 2 роки тому +157

    Black don’t crack I woulda never guess he was in his 60s 🤯

    • @mrrah5388
      @mrrah5388 2 роки тому +18

      Yeah he was in his twenties opening up for NWA back in the 80's.

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 3 місяці тому

      black don't crack UNLESS you smoking crack lolol

    • @tawneengraves-oluwafemi6191
      @tawneengraves-oluwafemi6191 3 місяці тому

      😮on what 🫢

    • @ladyd8028
      @ladyd8028 3 місяці тому +2

      ...Hence TK's inimitable catch-phrase: "WHO raised you?" This is how grown-past-50 folks speak. 💡

  • @SmootholdGuy
    @SmootholdGuy 2 роки тому +112

    60+ years old. Wow, no wonder why he was always involved in something. He was damn near 20 when Hip-Hop was in it’s infancy.

    • @levelintent
      @levelintent 2 роки тому +14

      you should go back and watch some of the old videos w/Ice Cube, Eazy E and Snoop and nem... he was in ALL of them!!! baby face barely recognizeable

    • @superultragiggachigga
      @superultragiggachigga Рік тому +9

      @@levelintentI always thought he was just exaggerating, but he really was. Like he was everywhere. I guess that’s where the meme of him came from 😂😂

    • @midnightbluecitrus2687
      @midnightbluecitrus2687 4 місяці тому

      What was he in? 🤔

    • @SmootholdGuy
      @SmootholdGuy 4 місяці тому +3

      @@midnightbluecitrus2687 TK got stories about everybody. He's been around for a long while.

  • @jaycesmith7899
    @jaycesmith7899 2 роки тому +54

    As a 47 y.o., dudes look at me crazy when I say a cougar for me is in her 60's.

  • @dakotac180
    @dakotac180 2 роки тому +265

    I'm dying 😂 and this uncle has aged like fine wine

    • @candicanejane1146
      @candicanejane1146 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah stop the Uncle part, please. Can’t wait for Kyle and them to start calling y’all Uncle Tom AGAIN 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @FloridaWeed
      @FloridaWeed 2 роки тому +11

      @@candicanejane1146 all yo comments are straight up hate or toxicity.... You must be fun to hang around

    • @kennethenics
      @kennethenics 2 роки тому +4

      Uncle? That's a paw paw

    • @tiffaniebrooks7250
      @tiffaniebrooks7250 Рік тому +1

      ​@@kennethenics and I want that Paw Paw😁😁😁😁

  • @chrisu.6649
    @chrisu.6649 2 роки тому +141

    TK if you're in these comments, I hope Beatrice is real, and I hope y'all are still chillin'.

  • @chiantil.motley3308
    @chiantil.motley3308 2 роки тому +36

    The towel gestures when he say yeen know nun bout dat nigga 😂😂😂

  • @cnote729
    @cnote729 2 роки тому +364

    TK with them jokes....most underrated comedian

    • @venusspacey9685
      @venusspacey9685 2 роки тому +9

      And he won't even really joking and funny wit it 🤣

    • @oldspresident
      @oldspresident 2 роки тому +5

      And been involved with every other comics success 🙅🏾‍♂️🧢 men and women.. ask him, he on here somewhere 😂😂

    • @jeebuscrise4482
      @jeebuscrise4482 2 роки тому +6

      He's not underrated. He just loves stand up. If he decided to do movies, he'd be on national radar like others that do movies. But he's one of the most successful club stand ups ever. He loves his lane and runs it.

    • @lionlight777
      @lionlight777 2 роки тому +3

      @ 60 yrs old.. Who raised you!

    • @Kevo1993
      @Kevo1993 2 роки тому +1

      @@lionlight777 word!!!!

  • @dupreeaddison3395
    @dupreeaddison3395 2 роки тому +159

    TK… that was hilarious from start to finish. Looking forward to the new special

    • @rdr2dgrv99
      @rdr2dgrv99 2 роки тому

      I wanted to laugh and never did. Something about calling a 72 yr old lady a bitch, and whore, didn't go over well.

  • @rapgamecastro4028
    @rapgamecastro4028 2 роки тому +32

    If his tank top loose around the neck he had it on a couple of days 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @Str885
    @Str885 2 роки тому +49

    This was hilarious as hell. I kept saying WHET???!!!! As I was watching this. Not Old Spice and the sleep number bed????🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @malcomalexander6927
    @malcomalexander6927 2 роки тому +135

    Such a captivating storyteller. Hilarious!!

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 2 роки тому +216

    TK never disappoints 💯👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂

  • @ashyelbos
    @ashyelbos 2 роки тому +44

    Thank you to Beatrice for being a real one. 😆 🤣 😂

  • @SinCity11
    @SinCity11 2 роки тому +45

    Killed it. Got me wanting to get myself a Beatrice too 😅

  • @zamazett1103
    @zamazett1103 2 роки тому +37

    👏👏👏👏👏👏 Beatrice is goals.
    Didn't want this story to end...😂😂😂

  • @Tee-kc3pn
    @Tee-kc3pn 2 роки тому +42

    Every man can't due what TK does...he's in his 60s looking 40....

  • @m4e692
    @m4e692 2 роки тому +18

    OMG, i am dead!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️ “cuz we know we fuckin tonight, tomorrow ain’t promised!!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂☠️ I just can’t! Hollering!!!!

  • @cycyj847
    @cycyj847 2 роки тому +34

    His story-telling 😭😂🤣😭

  • @selftalkwithsal4229
    @selftalkwithsal4229 2 роки тому +28

    Black people age different 💯💪🏿

  • @MalikShaunte
    @MalikShaunte 2 роки тому +17

    Ayo this nigga TK is in his 60s.... Salute that man..

  • @trentjohnson3302
    @trentjohnson3302 2 роки тому +87

    Abt 20 years later, this joke is still funny 🤣

    • @christopherayettey4390
      @christopherayettey4390 2 роки тому +8

      20 years later?

    • @JEGHETTO
      @JEGHETTO 2 роки тому +12

      Sneak dis.

    • @newagain9964
      @newagain9964 Рік тому +2

      I’ve boned 60 yr old women. It’s hella nice. Before during and after, they really pamper a man.

  • @p.d.f.4366
    @p.d.f.4366 2 роки тому +12

    You make the world a better place T.K. Genius!

  • @derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772
    @derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772 2 роки тому +22

    He stating facts 💯and older women are a real one of a kind female 👏🏾💯

  • @MrRollinstoned
    @MrRollinstoned 2 роки тому +62

    Thank you TK for the story laughing my ass off as I type this.

  • @bflossthegod5370
    @bflossthegod5370 Рік тому +11

    One of the most underrated comedians ever💪🏾💯🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂

  • @booziebadazz1692
    @booziebadazz1692 2 роки тому +11

    The one time he’s not in the comment section

  • @justice1270
    @justice1270 2 роки тому +11

    I Loved the storytelling TK!! You are a real OG!!! Straight pure and old school!! we need more of that today!! Respect My Brotha!! 💪🏾🙏🏾👽

  • @annettescroggins3905
    @annettescroggins3905 3 місяці тому +5

    He is cold-blooded 😅. I can't stop laughing.

  • @PariahKamikaze
    @PariahKamikaze 2 роки тому +9

    "Actually, Adam didn't take Eve's virginity. I did." -TK

  • @Real-cf1ps
    @Real-cf1ps 2 роки тому +16

    Legend don't even look his age amazing

  • @sisjones623
    @sisjones623 2 роки тому +13

    He in his 60’s wow ! He looks good

  • @drehardin
    @drehardin 5 місяців тому +7

    Damn ! TK is +60
    Dude is looking good.

  • @teddyructeddyruc8188
    @teddyructeddyruc8188 2 роки тому +5

    This is the legendary guy that's always in the comment section for every video on UA-cam 😳

  • @techmic2854
    @techmic2854 6 місяців тому +5

    "Beatrice? are those muffins?" 😂😂😂

  • @2phonewick
    @2phonewick 2 роки тому +7

    his story telling is phenomenal

  • @shaik4263
    @shaik4263 Рік тому +6

    Funerals on zoom 😂😂😂😂

  • @xxgordito163xx
    @xxgordito163xx 2 роки тому +12

    Yea…. There’s no more Beatrices 😭😭😭

  • @dr.kingsdream383
    @dr.kingsdream383 2 роки тому +13

    If 50 cent was a comedian lol

  • @beatsbykobra
    @beatsbykobra Рік тому +2

    One of the best. Very underrated

  • @cycyj847
    @cycyj847 2 роки тому +12

    Not phone provider! 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @nightnursegale5131
    @nightnursegale5131 2 роки тому +3

    "9000 thread count"
    "Downy"
    "Mr. Kirkland"
    🤭😂🤣

  • @garciavashchino1
    @garciavashchino1 2 роки тому +12

    When you 20 and you smash 30 its all gucci... so why wouldn't be when you 62 and she 71... seems like we still playing the same game, just diff numbers on the board.

  • @BuddyfolksJudah
    @BuddyfolksJudah 2 роки тому +8

    I'm the one that told him to start messing with cougars 😂🤣

  • @Kevo1993
    @Kevo1993 2 роки тому +5

    Damn 60 yrs old!!! That’s what’s up TK!!!

  • @tspell4340
    @tspell4340 Місяць тому +1

    I could listen to him all day tell a story or joke❤😂

  • @Ferb720
    @Ferb720 2 роки тому +10

    My first time seeing TK was in that old Cash Money movie, Baller Blockin. Didn't know he was a comedian back then.

  • @chilliwraslin2510
    @chilliwraslin2510 2 роки тому +15

    Fantastic storytelling

  • @ReauxShai
    @ReauxShai 2 роки тому +10

    We need more TK content. Always has me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @LJ-focus
    @LJ-focus 2 роки тому +23

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He's a good Storyteller!

  • @cbwavy
    @cbwavy 2 роки тому +4

    We need more TK!

  • @quinnlewis8827
    @quinnlewis8827 Місяць тому +1

    I met him at the airport in Vegas a few weeks ago. Bro is cool as hell.

  • @northernsoutherngirl
    @northernsoutherngirl 2 роки тому +14

    Ay yo! All that game TK was spitting to the men & women went right over some of their heads, I bet!🤣 LMAO at the fact that I've seen those Consumer Cellphone commercials & immediately knew what he was talking about!🤣He looks GOOD for being over 60!😉

  • @DarnellHorton-ze7yh
    @DarnellHorton-ze7yh Місяць тому +1

    “The Sleep Number Mattress”!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KingSimonPresents
    @KingSimonPresents 2 роки тому +10

    TK is a King in this comedy game

  • @IsaiasMGPalafox
    @IsaiasMGPalafox Рік тому +2

    TK needs a doc or a series based on his life. Bro got stories. 😂🗣️

  • @tiffathome
    @tiffathome 2 роки тому +20

    TK is one of my all time faves! 😂

    • @jmatter7765
      @jmatter7765 Рік тому

      “NIGGA, WHO RAIIIISED YEW!?!?”

  • @dogbombballet
    @dogbombballet Місяць тому +1

    Mines 77 and so talented. LOL! You right about them morning muffins. LOL!

  • @ailuosi7241
    @ailuosi7241 2 роки тому +6

    Good story teller. I see why so many people steal his material.

  • @theodoreharris993
    @theodoreharris993 4 місяці тому +3

    BROTHER KEEP YO GAME GOING SO I CAN STAY LAUGHING.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @swirltvLive
    @swirltvLive 2 роки тому +14

    TK is the G.O.A.T

  • @TORULEZ10
    @TORULEZ10 2 роки тому +13

    Nice to see a frequent commenter putting themselves out there haha. Great set 👌🏾 Hilarious on-stage voice 😂

  • @beatrocka5
    @beatrocka5 19 днів тому +1

    This dude is so fly!! T.K is so dope!!

  • @juniorreed0692
    @juniorreed0692 2 роки тому +5

    I see who Dave has been studying. Wow , this was amazing lol.

  • @lamontbarnett8221
    @lamontbarnett8221 Рік тому +1

    Man TK Kirkland look good being his 60s that's still mind blowing to me

  • @thomasharris5151
    @thomasharris5151 2 роки тому +6

    Beatrice😆😂🤣 HELL, I’m in love with her too!!!

  • @kirtywright1974
    @kirtywright1974 2 роки тому +4

    Wow, he look’s fantastic🤞🏼💯‼️
    I had to rewind ⏪ and see if I had heard him correctly, the first time round!!🫢🫣

  • @GQ-ik7tr
    @GQ-ik7tr 2 роки тому +4

    My girl always wondering why im always buying new socks🤣🤣

  • @AudioGAWD
    @AudioGAWD 2 роки тому +5

    Dude has been a meme so long via Vlad TV that I forgot he was actually a comedian.

  • @Dbm-222
    @Dbm-222 2 роки тому +4

    This was like a cool hybrid of ted talk and masterclass.

  • @JanWynd
    @JanWynd 2 місяці тому

    There was a whole lotta quoteablez in this bit. OG TK is a fool, sage, & prophet all at da same damn time!

  • @drv3973
    @drv3973 Рік тому +2

    how have i only just now discovered TK?

  • @TTSSYF.
    @TTSSYF. 2 роки тому +8

    It's funny but also kind of ironic that he started off talking about being a bachelor, then spent the majority of the set talking about what it would've been like to be a husband. 🤷‍♂️

  • @diasporalogue
    @diasporalogue Рік тому +3

    That’s standup right there😂😂

  • @nightnursegale5131
    @nightnursegale5131 2 роки тому +3

    As a 50 yr old woman I approve his undergarments tips.

  • @robertonunes1231
    @robertonunes1231 2 роки тому +8

    This man an OG

  • @gogoscorner1111
    @gogoscorner1111 2 роки тому +15

    I need more stories about you and Beatrice 😂😂😂

  • @King-walo
    @King-walo 2 місяці тому +2

    If he’s in his 60s and look like this !!! That means his hygiene game is on point

  • @fatheranalyze5373
    @fatheranalyze5373 2 роки тому +9

    TK is hilarious he got stories for days lol 😂

  • @remywinans1575
    @remywinans1575 2 роки тому +6

    Bruh you 65 years old that ain't that big of a age difference...this man always acts like he's still in his 30s

  • @TonyTarantula
    @TonyTarantula 2 роки тому +11

    Dang, this story is wild!!! 😀

  • @TheJamesMalik
    @TheJamesMalik 2 роки тому +4

    TK CERTIFIED!!!

  • @RobSoRandom
    @RobSoRandom 2 роки тому +5

    I started 72 year Olds
    -TK

  • @LunchWitLou
    @LunchWitLou 7 місяців тому +1

    “We coming back with gifts FOR YOU!”😂😂😂😂

  • @forgeaheadforgeahead9055
    @forgeaheadforgeahead9055 4 місяці тому +2

    Respect to this man 60+

  • @Ferb720
    @Ferb720 2 роки тому +14

    This is legendary 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicholasirving3781
    @nicholasirving3781 2 роки тому +3

    He don’t tell jokes he tell funny stories

  • @ChantaBrite
    @ChantaBrite 2 роки тому +8

    Hilarious!! And oddly inspiring

  • @Omarr1991
    @Omarr1991 2 роки тому +3

    Never got so much Game from a joke . Thank you Tk !

  • @01cornflakes
    @01cornflakes 2 роки тому +3

    😂😂😂😂 the sleep number mattress

  • @spiritledpoetess394
    @spiritledpoetess394 2 роки тому +5

    TK is off the chain!😅😂😅🤣

  • @ohanaali2087
    @ohanaali2087 2 роки тому +1

    I took a pic with the OG T.K Kirkland. One of my favorite comedian.💯