mlgvelocity So your scared of me? It's okay. I'm just gonna go get plastic surgery for my ugly self tomorrow. Been realising for a while now how horrifying I really am.
THOT SLAYER You can't really identify as animal if you're just a person in a costume... Y'know your.... just a person in a costume. And also even if we were animals it would still be animal cruelty.Sorry if I may have started a conflict with you. I don't want to hurt anyone I just want peace. And one guy took it too far. I'm sincerely sorry if I have made you mad or upset. This will likely be my last message if an outrage happens between us. Anyways sorry... Sincerely.
THOT SLAYER Well I mean... You know if it's quick and painless meet me sometime in No Furry February, I just can't take it anymore. I've already done too much harm. Even if I spent the entire war sitting in a bunker. Nothing to do,no one to talk to. Except for one person who threatened to bomb me. Just get it over with. I'm tired of living. When you bring nothing but peace and tranquility to everyone. And you get back hatred,pain and embarrassment. Sorry to get all emotional,but when we meet. Just pretend like I don't have feelings. And pull the trigger. Anyways again,I'm so sorry.
RyanTehLegend but swagger and JC sound alike racoon doesn't sound that much like him. All you have to do is listen to how they talk and make jokes to decipher who is who, if your confused.
I'm begging you for more of this. I am Dutch and in Dutch kont means butt, and tent means tent (the same) So if you translate kontent its a tent for your but.
Bedogg yes dude the intro is fire I heard it once and accidentally exited out of UA-cam then went through every single one of his videos to re find this one 😁😁😁
Hey Racc, dont think you'll see this since you're blowing up but if you do i'm glad you're finally getting the attention you deserve. You're fucking hilarious man, keep up the good work and ill see you at 1 million.
Raccoon eggs is the funniest UA-camr you’ll ever know because he makes jokes on his own and he doesn’t steal them which are funnier then any other UA-cam
Hey raccoon I just wanted to say I’ve been watching your vids for a bit and I already love em your a hilarious UA-camr keep up the good work and hope you reach two million soon
I opened the video and put it to the bottom to find the next videos for after, and all I hear is “I play cs:go for practice when I finally snap,” it was awesome.
This video got me thinking of the motivational speech I gave my friend about how dad's must spread their wings and fly off after the child is born It went on for 10 minutes
lets all swear in the comments to equalize the video
fuck
My life is potato
now it just seems like you guys are bullying me
MattCS you are a bundle of sticks primarily used for starting fires
MattCS heck
"I wanna buy a r8 and crash it into a children's hospital"
Why not???
Ok
Can I join
Me too
Fetus deleteus hippydidee I failed my medical degree
Dogz Holy shit, I thought only I came up with that...
You are a good man.
And this was eight months ago, jesus.
Yeah
Lol
You failed because you pronounced it wrong. You're supposed to say Bombetus deleteus begone fetus. Not fetus deleteus.
You me-....
You mean an owl?
You also watch the furry
MadLad_Randum ROFL.
A hoot hoot
Randum he’s lesbian
I died when the kid "i will call my mom for swaggersouls merch" and racc just replaced it with racconeggs.
A man hung himself with a telephone wire
I guess you can say he hung up
I swear jc, raccoon, and swaggers voices are so low that I confuse them a lot
French Fry omg thank you so much in so glad I'm not the only one i was soooo confused in the beginning when i first knew them all
Imagine a game with all three of them.
I can tell the voice by swagger having a deeper and voice
same
French Fry same I thought I was the same one
Gender bent cat
*_you mean furries_*
SpringyStudios 44 wait aren’t u a furry
Furrys scare the fuck out of me
mlgvelocity So your scared of me? It's okay. I'm just gonna go get plastic surgery for my ugly self tomorrow. Been realising for a while now how horrifying I really am.
THOT SLAYER You can't really identify as animal if you're just a person in a costume... Y'know your.... just a person in a costume. And also even if we were animals it would still be animal cruelty.Sorry if I may have started a conflict with you. I don't want to hurt anyone I just want peace. And one guy took it too far. I'm sincerely sorry if I have made you mad or upset. This will likely be my last message if an outrage happens between us. Anyways sorry... Sincerely.
THOT SLAYER Well I mean... You know if it's quick and painless meet me sometime in No Furry February, I just can't take it anymore. I've already done too much harm. Even if I spent the entire war sitting in a bunker. Nothing to do,no one to talk to. Except for one person who threatened to bomb me. Just get it over with. I'm tired of living. When you bring nothing but peace and tranquility to everyone. And you get back hatred,pain and embarrassment. Sorry to get all emotional,but when we meet. Just pretend like I don't have feelings. And pull the trigger. Anyways again,I'm so sorry.
“I want to see a genderbent cat”
Look Look I don’t even understand what that’d be...
Search up furries
Do u mean furrys?
Tckytefghuuuyy
Us too
Dildo wand.
471 likes and no comments?
@@leytonsmith1 agreed
@@grimgamer8776 i agree
?
“...one of those birds from Harry Potter.”
“You mean an owl?”
hahah
Gotta love the CSGO community
A Mango LOL
You ever been apart of the r6s community
I bought it this morning and didnt find 1 nice / english person only russian, French and muslim angry people
@@sijuix5683 soloQ in europe is sure hell
Completely Discombobulated you really don’t 😂
I am actually wheezing from laughter this is amazing
literally the first few seconds of this video had me laughing Racc, keep up the great work m8!
RyanTehLegend but swagger and JC sound alike racoon doesn't sound that much like him. All you have to do is listen to how they talk and make jokes to decipher who is who, if your confused.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms
Knock Knock?
Who’s there?
Not sally
Fuck you
i am ephemeral soft much lmao
Hahaha
The only good knock knock joke
She can use her head
I gotta say racoon eggs makes me have a good time with his humor. its a shame hes still taking a break.
Maybe after covid ends for good.
@@beanhighway9759 we can hope
nice pfp
@@Peepeepants4747 YO WHOS THIS FUCKIN GUY
"I got one of those birds from Harry potter."
"You mean-"
"You mean an Owl?"
1:44 got me dead
20k congrats
0 u mean
1:37 he predicted the future
I prioritised this video over a soviet womble video be proud
Rebumai you clearly do or you wouldn't have replied
ZeGermanPotato me too!
Raccooneggs videos are just coordinated chaos
I love the x ten intro haha!
Haha me too
Sir ToastMuncher what is the song name!?
Random guy that wants to die,thats no lie rip roach
Mr nobody its called rip roach
Sir ToastMuncher p
This is the best raccooneggs video
“Jake paulumbine”
Tessa hooks
Nick Boston Bomber
ok these got me lmao
Im 20, and i like to chug vodka at 11am while watching these videos.
oh man I'll just go to a raccoon video, they're always great since I'm morbidly depressed over XXXTenta.. XxX oN tHe KiLLstReaK
Colby Decker what’s the song name?
R.I.P ROACH
@HAXUS fuck you lmao
I’m actually dead
It's rip roach x a thousand miles
“Tie a noose to a ski lift and do figure 8’s”
“Greetings!”
😂😂😂
"one tap some third graders" - RaccoonEggs 2017
Kid asks for SwaggerSouls merch, RacoonEggs puts the subtitles to say RacoonEggs merch
HOW TF YOU HAVE ONLY 19K SUBS??? I just cried whole video ffs xDD
The fact out of all of this, the thing that made him laugh is confusing a owl and a bird
I'm begging you for more of this. I am Dutch and in Dutch kont means butt, and tent means tent (the same) So if you translate kontent its a tent for your but.
"When you finally do something good in red dead redemption 2" 1:07
FINALLY FOUND THIS VIDEO
Bedogg yes dude the intro is fire I heard it once and accidentally exited out of UA-cam then went through every single one of his videos to re find this one 😁😁😁
why... why didn't you just go into your search history...
Byperrr some people have theirs turned off
Anyone else coming back to his old csgo vids and end up being sad after because you miss the hilarious content
Tie a noose to a ski lift and run figure 8s
*IM DECAEASED*
4:02 Amazon when they offer free shipping
Hey Racc, dont think you'll see this since you're blowing up but if you do i'm glad you're finally getting the attention you deserve. You're fucking hilarious man, keep up the good work and ill see you at 1 million.
What a nice and chill dude “y’all have a good night”
Wait, what got demonetized?
A Creative Name all of it
A Creative Name his whole channel
“I play cs go for practice when I snap irl”
Me too lmao
Whats the server raccoon plays on
A surf server
Raccoon eggs is the funniest UA-camr you’ll ever know because he makes jokes on his own and he doesn’t steal them which are funnier then any other UA-cam
XXX ON A KILLSTREAK
this video made me sub so god damn quick, my first time watching one of your vids and you've earned it
Rip X
Whats the song mate ive been tryna find the title
"Tie a noose to a ski lift and run figure eights" im crying
Thanks for staying offensive even though it might fuck your revenue. Staying true to the viewers!
Y- *trying not to laugh* y- you mean an owl
That was my favorite part
I just gt gramrly and Iam loving it, its one hundred % works lol
Clorox Bleach most original name ever
"tie a noose to a ski lift and run figure 8s" God damn dude 😂
0:06 "im gay"
Swagger now the whole trebuchet community is after you
lol
Thank you rac you helped my anxiety by being so funny u really do help
what server is it?
Racc is a X fan dude i can tell all his little cut aways have take a step back
The legend says i will get heart on this comment
Is the legend real?
lol
Guess not homie
I’ve been depressed for awhile and you’re videos help me fall asleep thank you Racc
nice but the jc ruined it
"Yeah I did, I got good guy points" 😂
19k subs but only 150 views in five minutes? Guess this channel must be dying
ChumperDumper guess that was 5 minutes in all mighty smart one
ChumperDumper negatory
About that...
I never laughed more in my life until i watched this video
Lol the guy laughing at the end sounds like a car trying to start😂😂😂
Imagine going to a Vagician show, racc pops up and tells you to check behind your ear
rac and jc have the voices of radio personalities
1:35 The fuckin “uhhh, will do” killed me 💀
1:51 the correct term is sicko mode
"I, the WarOwl, greets you!"
"Fuckin tie a noose to a ski lift and run figure 8s"
Probably one of my favorite videos by you so far
“Bird from Harry Potter” 😂
Honestly sometimes I’m sad then I watch videos like this and realize there’s still hope left in this world
I watch for less than 30 seconds and I'm already laughing.
Hey raccoon I just wanted to say I’ve been watching your vids for a bit and I already love em your a hilarious UA-camr keep up the good work and hope you reach two million soon
I tried so hard not to laugh (cause like it’s really late and fam is sleep), I just couldn’t hold it! 😭😭😭
Holy shit, this episode made me feel like i was literally dying from fucking laughter
I opened the video and put it to the bottom to find the next videos for after, and all I hear is “I play cs:go for practice when I finally snap,” it was awesome.
Im watching this video on my break in a factory that makes the tubs for I cant believe its not butter. You found a niche racc
I just litterally watched the first 15 seconds and already laughed.
Ye got a new sub boi.
I love how he put r.i.p roach from XXXTENTACION
Literally died at "1-tapping 3rd graders".
warm Regards, hell.
conspiracy theory : jc is really swagger
3:48 i like how instead of swagger souls raccoon just put his own merch there in the letters XD
I Swear hes so funny but his laugh makes it better 😂😂
Congratulations on 20,000 subscribers Raccoon Eggs! I know it's early but it's happening
Surf is the absolute dumbest game but I love the commentary 😂
roses are red
the cat ran out again
raccooneggs just uploaded cs:go shenanigans
I could tell his exact jokes and not do as well. It's his voice that sends his jokes home.
"Tie a noose to a ski lift and run figure 8s"
Even though it is an older video you are a legend in this one to my guy
1:35 racc predicts the rise of tick tock
3:04 racc be straighter the the pole yur mom dance on
I finally find this dude. I thought it was Moistkritikal but now I realized it was this Racoon guy.
The '10' in team 10 is how many braincells you need to get into it
You know Raccoon Eggs' Videos have helped me through some tough times Thanks
This video got me thinking of the motivational speech I gave my friend about how dad's must spread their wings and fly off after the child is born
It went on for 10 minutes
I was eating a Klondike bar when watching this, now I’m not hungry😂😂😂
DAMMIT, SWAGGERSOULS AND RACCOON EGGS ARENT THE SAME PEOPLE!!!!
They're both funny 10/10
1:30, best part, no one will change my mind.