You act hard but your dad beats you harder _You act hard but your dad beats you harder_ *YOU ACT HARD BUT YOUR DAD BEATS YOU HARDER* *_YOU ACT HARD, BUT YOUR DAD-_*
I hate coming to your videos laughing my ass off at them and then seeing how other people on youtube make videos that aren't even close to as good as yours and somehow they have millions of subs. Regardless I love your videos Raccoon Eggs keep up the good work.
Racc isn’t lying. I grabbed a tropical Capri sun and an industrial bottle of Elmer’s glue, put it into a blender then chugged it, and now I’m pregnant with 3 sons please help
JC the Caster Salutations from CrazyRainRuby ♡
Why does it say your channel had no content
JC the Caster I
wtf mate you sound like night mind
But all of his videos are gone.. :(
#BreakBobbyShmurdaOuttaJail
hell yeah
Go make videos you Ugly Bobby
Bobby Shmurda. I'll be voting... for Bobby Shmurda.
CallMeCarson I want to like this, but the likes are at 420 and I think it's a message from then gods
fuck u caeser morales
mom: "what's this glue for?"
...
me: *sips leftover capri son*
Me: "Doing a school project"
Me: That's not glue.....
Capris son
You act hard but your dad beats you harder
_You act hard but your dad beats you harder_
*YOU ACT HARD BUT YOUR DAD BEATS YOU HARDER*
*_YOU ACT HARD, BUT YOUR DAD-_*
I get hard when my dad beats me
Danny Boy #relatable
Danny Boy ...
Danny Boy my boy
Cod master i wonder whats for dinner
you're a menace to surf servers
cscoop you could say a PHANTOM MENACE HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH AHHAHA
@@mason3872 you need to be stopped
@@mason3872 that's a good joke
I thought I would eventually see you around these parts
this video changed my life tbh... 😳😀
MattCS lol nice to see you here (first reply xd)
When I looked at your name I first thought it said "MetroPCS"
Ok... how....?
why are there only 4 replies wtf
Yeah it made it shittier
"You act hard but your dad beats you harder."
-Mr. Text-to-Speech
Hey Racoon, our mutual friend Sebo showed me your videos and I gotta say, they're great. You're gonna go far man.
I hate coming to your videos laughing my ass off at them and then seeing how other people on youtube make videos that aren't even close to as good as yours and somehow they have millions of subs. Regardless I love your videos Raccoon Eggs keep up the good work.
this aged well
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4:22 is the part were I have to hold my breath trying not scream out laughing because it’s 12:am
2:54 you act hard but your dad beats you harder
I laughed my ass off
Why does this guy have 18k subs? He deserves at least 100k
VoLtDerpy *1000k
Thats a million... Not 1000k
1000x1000=1mil
5 months later...
good news for you buddy
That will be two birth control pills please.
Bro I miss racon eggs, I’m rewatching like all of his video, they are so funny and I wish he never left.
oh boy do i have news for you
Do you still play with Fitz and the gang?
SwiftyBR no
Da Anton do you know why?
Maddie Louise yeah he does he was literally on fitzs podcast
Nick lol he hasn’t done vids with them in months
I believe so
**YOU ACT HARD BUT YOUR DAD BEATS YOU HARDER**
What dad?
Esidro your fucking step dad
The Peoples Republic Of Disney that would be me
3:00 when nonobdy hears ur joke so u repeat it several times over hoping for attention
I remember being apart of your channel for so long, way back when you only had 2K and it's great to see you grow more into a well known CSGO youtuber.
its 2020, raccoon has finally laid his eggs,
Asia and Europe have fallen
Brazil's forces are quickly depleteing
the only thing now
is nukes..
Sounds like something that could happen this year
“you act hard but your dad beats you harder”
-rac 2018
roast level 10.1/10
This is so outlandish, that it's amazing 😄 love your sense of humor
When you’re in the forest and the trees start talking
2:06
The CS:Go experience...
*makes weird sounds*
Me: ok I guess this is what the experience is then...
What was your hamsters name?
Dinner food
smudge
tyrone
He was named after Chunk from The Goonies
Huck
When my teacher asks me what the answer is even though I didn’t raise my hand. 4:03
"you act hard but your dad beats you harder" what dad?
*YOU ACT HARD BUT YOUR DAD BEATS YOU HARDER*
Nearly fell off my chair 😂
am i the only one who’s eating a bowl of water while binging raccooneggs because he’s one of the funniest youtubers I’ve seen this month?
"I like to put a traffic cone on my head, look in the mirror and pretend I'm a toothpick." - RaccoonEggs 2017
“You act hard but ur dad beat u harder” 🤣🤣🤣
3:21 LMAO
3:26
Raccs heavy breathing was perfectly synced with my own and I started freaking out
You act hard, but your dad makes you harder.
You act hard, but your dad makes you harder.
You act hard but *your dad makes you harder*
Mark Greis It’s *beats* not *makes*
That hamster story is very reminiscent of a certain video made by a certain papa.
Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo
I miss you man, life haven’t been the same without you
I've never laughed so hard in my life omfg you deserve so many subs!!
Teacher: you can be what ever you want when you grow up
Racconeggs: I wanna be a toothpick
Teacher:I've given up on life *kills herself the next day*
1:55 tf was that?
1:34 balloon losing air?
2:10 sup boys?
0:18 is your preference like a box of chocolates?
3:07 I like to pretend I'm a toothpick
“You act hard but your dad beats you harder” x10 😂😂😂😂😂
"Today I'm Going Snipers"
Dwayne Johnson: I'm the best driver that has ever lived.
Paul Walker: shut up and hold my beer
*dies in car crash*
1:34 I love how you can hear his laugh
''You Act Hard But Your Dad Beats You Harder''
I told my mom the hamster joke a no said, " I expected you say that you put in the oven for a few hours, then took it out and blended it."
We need more people in the world like u raccooneggs
The toothpick part killed me
"You act hard but your dad beats you harder"😂😂😂😂
"you act hard but your dad beats you harder" i can not breath oml
“You act hard, but your dad beats you harder” -RaccoonEggs
1:15 he unsubs, 😂
Likin the new logo! Thanks for all of the hilarious content!
1:12 I love how he subscribed and then immediately unsubscribed
I love you raccooneggs;)))
i love u Bleach
Ur my favorite food :)
"Like to put a traffic cone on my head and look in the mirror a d pretend I'm a toothpick" Welp I've found my senior quote
#BreakBobbyShmurdaOuttaJail
We finally did it boys...
A friend of mine is the military and he said "roast me" so I siad "The only thing your mother wants for Christmas is a folded flag"
“You act hard but your dad beats you harder” GOD DAMNNN
I’m literally dead😂 “just make sure you use tropical punch Capri Sun”💀
*slamming hands on table" YOU ACT HARD BUT YOUR DAD BEATS YOU HARDER
0:07 We now return to the end of Huck.
To short. Legit I need more of this spicy video
1:34 I legit thought there was a fly in my room. And because I was lying on my back, I panicked and dropped my phone on my face
“Subscribe to JC The Caster, he is the best man ever”
Racc in the midst of complimenting JC: *unsubscribes*
That guy who was toxic had the “I have a typical black guy” roast.
high quality content as always !
4:06 How I knew Racconeggs
I swear I heard filthy frank somewhere in this
lowkey in love with this channel!
4:06 lol. Best thing I've ever heard
Mind if I steal the line "You act hard but your dad beats you harder" RaccoonEggs?
“You act hard but your dad beats you harder.”😅😅
“Yeah, my boy Raccoon over here has the auts.”
“You act hard but your dad beats you harder”
Happy 1mil subs Raccoon
And BOBBY IS OUT OF JAIL
Raccoon: *subs to JC's channel*
*2 seconds later*
Raccoon: *unsubs to JC*
2:10 I spit my water out
I miss this man
*guy is yelling at him*
“You act hard but your dad beats you harder”
Reggeaton, the Jamaican Pokemon...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DUDE
Ayyy quality content guy is back from the dead
This has to be your best video
Awesome video dude! Keep up the amazing work!
JC out here sounding like Ultron
I watched this at midnight and I couldn't stop laughing
3:08 I choked on my cereal
When he unsubscribed I died laughing 😂
2:17 there was always that one kid
Damn. Your Voice Is Amazing, And The Mic Quality Is Perfect!
awesome stuff racc, keep it up
You didn't go to a good school if you didn't have that one urinal kid that pulled his pants down all the way.
i love how raccoons voice was monotone through that toxic guy
JC sounds like a camp swaggersouls
I nearly pissed myself laughing at 4:22
Nobody:
Bobby shmurda now released from prison
I was legit drinking tropical punch Capri sun while watching this and regret it...
merry christmas racc
2:10 had me dead! 😂
Holy fuck this is hilarious, I'm so glad I found this channel
Racc isn’t lying. I grabbed a tropical Capri sun and an industrial bottle of Elmer’s glue, put it into a blender then chugged it, and now I’m pregnant with 3 sons please help