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  • Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
  • *Quarth changed name to Flonp
    ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ:
    ► JC The Caster: / jcthecaster
    ► CallMeCarson: / thebluecrewpros
    ► The Narrator: / narratorhere
    ► iNoToRiOuS: / inotoriousca
    ʟɪɴᴋs:
    ► Twitter: / raccooneggs
    ► Discord: / discord
    ► Twitch: / racclive
    ► Podcast: / solitaireyconfinementp...
    ► Steam: steamcommunity....
    ► Snapchat: RaccoonEggs
    Intro Song | Dance Till You're Dead
    Background Song | DSi Shop Theme
    Outro Song | tylertyrel - rainy loop

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,5 тис.

  • @AlmaMarie333
    @AlmaMarie333 6 років тому +3003

    I love when Racc laughs lmao, it goes from deep to high

    • @blackzadness9577
      @blackzadness9577 6 років тому +11

      Alma Yes🙌🏻

    • @MrTheSwoop
      @MrTheSwoop 5 років тому +25

      Sometimes I Can't tell if he laughs, I always thought we was silent

    • @arsonicpotatoes6830
      @arsonicpotatoes6830 4 роки тому +2

      And he also kinda sounds like the scout from tf2

    • @karensackett2847
      @karensackett2847 4 роки тому

      That's what she said

    • @Oofboi967
      @Oofboi967 4 роки тому

      There's a difference between him being deep and high?

  • @cawn5932
    @cawn5932 7 років тому +1592

    im gonna name my kid flonp

  • @CallMeCarson
    @CallMeCarson 7 років тому +4867

    *CRILP*

  • @xaio-xen4433
    @xaio-xen4433 5 років тому +297

    Spongebob: y’ know what’s funnier than 24
    Patrick:idk what
    Spongebob: Quarth

  • @iNoToRiOuS
    @iNoToRiOuS 7 років тому +3510

    I'm surprised you didn't put the offensive joke in there

    • @CallMeCarson
      @CallMeCarson 7 років тому +472

      shoot to talk is sadly missing

    • @Goku.
      @Goku. 7 років тому +62

      iNoToRiOuS I want to know what it is

    • @xectyliod2742
      @xectyliod2742 7 років тому +32

      From Jibberish to F***ing jokes. This is quite the doitchbag quality i was looking for...

    • @pedjaaran6509
      @pedjaaran6509 7 років тому +6

      Yeet

    • @Neverthemasa
      @Neverthemasa 7 років тому +7

      I must know this joke.

  • @PatchworkRose567
    @PatchworkRose567 6 років тому +311

    The name that got me was "Vicky Squeeze"

    • @kiwii.06
      @kiwii.06 5 років тому +8

      *jumbo squeeze*

    • @loganmoore1719
      @loganmoore1719 9 місяців тому

      six years later and i still don’t get it

  • @FatalYT8
    @FatalYT8 3 роки тому +147

    Racc’s videos are the only videos I consider timeless. For almost every mouth I always come back to these videos. It’s gonna be a great day when either racc uploads or starts streaming again

    • @Zarouph
      @Zarouph 2 роки тому +3

      Good news for you

    • @FatalYT8
      @FatalYT8 2 роки тому +5

      @@Zarouph yeah Ik I watched the new video. I actually woke up from a nap and when I saw the video in my recommended I legitimately thought I was in a dream

    • @californianightmares6463
      @californianightmares6463 Рік тому +1

      ​@@FatalYT8 even better news for you

  • @thedeath3016
    @thedeath3016 6 років тому +417

    Flodgesploff
    Kank
    Crilp
    Snriffs
    Sclap
    Life is good.

  • @spaceperson613
    @spaceperson613 7 років тому +283

    Well guess I found my new favourite channel on youtube

  • @wonk40
    @wonk40 6 років тому +320

    Thats just the beginning, I can't believe none of y'all ever heard of
    Baplish Wooplombo
    Kabshprink Frably
    Folb Flimper
    Peblid Rombledag
    Krepplin McDinglepimp
    Bruggos Shobbletall

    • @jupitertheplanet.
      @jupitertheplanet. 4 роки тому +12

      flombis cargletoth
      blith bimbort
      crontus wampleth
      vargoth noquath
      jeadferty gronchis
      yurth bimbleboat
      boe jiden

    • @halo3rat
      @halo3rat 4 роки тому

      Hlanck cruvy

    • @phonkequinox2602
      @phonkequinox2602 3 роки тому

      Skippy dinglechalk
      Kickflip eggo fucker
      Pickle brine nintendo boy

    • @Turtletapmytip
      @Turtletapmytip 3 роки тому

      @@jupitertheplanet. ruckoon gegs

    • @jupitertheplanet.
      @jupitertheplanet. 3 роки тому +1

      @@phonkequinox2602 i’m gonna name my cat kickflip eggo fucker

  • @Hightree
    @Hightree 7 років тому +106

    This is phenomenal.

  • @NorthGASPLUNKER
    @NorthGASPLUNKER 5 років тому +75

    3:17 I was drinking coke when be said that short story now I have to mop my floor

  • @jacksul2087
    @jacksul2087 7 років тому +79

    That was probably one of the most funny videos I've ever seen on this platform, so many more people need to see this

    • @sebig849
      @sebig849 2 роки тому

      i was in my sophomore year of high school when this video came out. I watched it with a friend in art class and we were crying laughing so hard. came back five years later and sadly I didn’t laugh the same I used to, but I still find it hilarious. I guess it’s just part of getting older and sense of humor changing lol. I love my sense of humor tho and I love how it has evolved throughout my life. no matter what tho I never fail to make people around me laugh, some may say i’m a timeless comedian ;)

  • @moey3535
    @moey3535 5 років тому +32

    3:13 that laugh was adorable😂

  • @jaymz
    @jaymz 7 років тому +200

    hey Quarth this is a great video

  • @whatsupgumby102
    @whatsupgumby102 6 років тому +1429

    go to 3:12 to hear racc’s genuine laugh

  • @ziggyz8345
    @ziggyz8345 7 років тому +156

    The iron clooch

    • @gotfish5175
      @gotfish5175 6 років тому

      Sir Wattson what time did he say it

    • @Skytotherim
      @Skytotherim 6 років тому

      @@gotfish5175 he didnt

    • @gotfish5175
      @gotfish5175 5 років тому

      Bootifuldiamonds then when was it in the video

    • @feb4983
      @feb4983 5 років тому

      It's in his another vid

    • @speakupwaxman6890
      @speakupwaxman6890 5 років тому

      GotFish? It’s in one of his other vids

  • @RadMadDog0Gaming
    @RadMadDog0Gaming 6 років тому +18

    “What kind of name is Quarth ?”
    The next Crystal Gem in Steven Universe.

  • @MainWayne56GAMER
    @MainWayne56GAMER 7 років тому +328

    I just met you on surf dad. No you didn't notice me but you're my idol bro

    • @anemoia6926
      @anemoia6926 6 років тому +45

      not sure if its the best to look up to a fucking raccoon

    • @j.kenyon872
      @j.kenyon872 6 років тому +30

      you would have to be very short

    • @Isaac-bm6xt
      @Isaac-bm6xt 5 років тому

      Samuel Jacobson alright emo kid calm down

  • @tlepageart
    @tlepageart 6 років тому +89

    Plormby was my favourite 😂

  • @JDRGames
    @JDRGames 6 років тому +27

    3:39 underrated joke

  • @BeengoVEVO
    @BeengoVEVO 6 років тому +6

    0:44
    These are my favorite videos ever, thank you, you wonderful raccoon.

  • @nathanparlow1
    @nathanparlow1 7 років тому +28

    I laughed way too hard at this, man. I don't know if i can watch anymore of your videos until my rib is healed fully. 😂😂👍👌
    You have earned my sub.

  • @bwo2004
    @bwo2004 5 років тому +19

    4:08 racc revving his bay-blade

  • @tqbe7954
    @tqbe7954 7 років тому +677

    Will you do a belly button asmr video by 50k subscribers ?

    • @boatin1130
      @boatin1130 7 років тому

      Tqbe do it

    • @natehollinger2304
      @natehollinger2304 6 років тому +7

      Tqbe thats actually something I could masterbate to while I think of Arnold Clock, the man who was convicted of knife-raping his wife.

    • @laminateallama1977
      @laminateallama1977 6 років тому +4

      what the fuck

  • @jordanmckinley2973
    @jordanmckinley2973 6 років тому +70

    3:15 say no more, don’t need a thank you 😎😎😎

  • @konger6069
    @konger6069 7 років тому +48

    BOBBY SHMURDA

  • @TheBakerBro
    @TheBakerBro 4 роки тому +21

    Watching this at any point after January 2021... its just pain and heartbreak.

  • @iamgroot3403
    @iamgroot3403 3 роки тому +2

    Still rewatch all these to this day, love Racc's videos too much to just forget the gold

  • @oxalicacid3194
    @oxalicacid3194 6 років тому +24

    I have never laughed so hard at made-up words!

  • @edan1398
    @edan1398 7 років тому +170

    You're very underrated

  • @jokenoninc.6142
    @jokenoninc.6142 2 роки тому +6

    Looking back, I realized how fucked my humor was and I did not regret taking a break from literally laughing at the word kank

    • @spaceaxolotl6196
      @spaceaxolotl6196 2 місяці тому

      Man I miss Raccoon Eggs, I still find myself laughing about the "we don't eat anymore" song from time to time.

  • @troyortiz1822
    @troyortiz1822 7 років тому +14

    VICKY SQUEEZE AND JUMBO SQUEEZE OMG HE HAS ME DEAD xD

  • @JoeKurr5
    @JoeKurr5 6 років тому +9

    Oh watching this in 2018 brings back memory’s of well a year ago...

    • @kaydenwoods8272
      @kaydenwoods8272 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh samee..I remember watching his uploads 3-4 years ago these videos are still gold

  • @Ke.442
    @Ke.442 6 років тому +8

    Why did the dance at the start look so good and fit so well with the song

  • @shunbatsu
    @shunbatsu 5 років тому +4

    sclap is the best word ever and now I’m using it for the rest of my existence

  • @trashaccountdotjpg3127
    @trashaccountdotjpg3127 7 років тому +4

    this kind of video genuinely had my face hurting from laughing too hard

  • @edrreal
    @edrreal 5 років тому +36

    “What are the steps leading up to [quarth]?”
    Quarter + fourth = Quarth
    Or Fourter, if you go the other way

  • @denza8962
    @denza8962 7 років тому +86

    Hahahah this NEEDS to be longer

    • @vicebacon
      @vicebacon 7 років тому

      Harry Donovan look at his yt picture you fucking inbred hick

    • @justinjines7031
      @justinjines7031 7 років тому +4

      DenZa I’m not gonna lie, I saw your picture in the comments and I thought I had a hair on my phone for the longest time and it bothered me so much lol

    • @tobiascosauce2670
      @tobiascosauce2670 7 років тому

      That's what she said!

    • @kathytarkovsky1553
      @kathytarkovsky1553 7 років тому

      justin jines I know right, I was trying to rub it off for like 5 min

    • @innui5
      @innui5 6 років тому

      Harry Donovan you fucking rart he was talking about how his pfp looks like a hair on your screen

  • @CwzyMonks
    @CwzyMonks 4 роки тому +1

    I like how 3 years after this came back I still come back to watch this

  • @benr7101
    @benr7101 2 роки тому +3

    This is the raccooneggs equivalent to bappo

    • @imreallyslimy
      @imreallyslimy 2 роки тому +1

      Bappo's El Chappo

    • @dasdawg4285
      @dasdawg4285 4 місяці тому

      @@imreallyslimyBappos a pimp, his fucking hookers name is Vicky Squeeze lmfao

  • @mikerotch5440
    @mikerotch5440 4 роки тому +1

    The dance til your dead looks like a bunch of beyblades

  • @Ethan-qz6mk
    @Ethan-qz6mk 7 років тому +18

    good video tizflint

  • @idkarl3364
    @idkarl3364 4 роки тому +1

    THE SKELETON IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS WHEN I WAS A FRESHMAN WAS NAMED GERALD QUARTH HAHAHAAA

  • @thespiricade2713
    @thespiricade2713 5 років тому +3

    0:23 just watching that made my day brighter......😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @s9krc319
    @s9krc319 6 років тому +3

    I got a crystal bracelet ... ITS MADE OF QUARTH 😂😂

  • @wiffleballer
    @wiffleballer 6 років тому +8

    *"what kind of a fUCKING NAME iS qUarTH"*

  • @kaylathegachanoodle744
    @kaylathegachanoodle744 5 років тому +1

    Science: Laughing increases your life span
    Me & Raccoon: _1,000 years later..._

  • @جوربتبحثالحمار
    @جوربتبحثالحمار 5 років тому +6

    4:16 Carson sounds like the ALS ice bucket Cargskin.

  • @edwinkjellzahn
    @edwinkjellzahn 5 років тому +2

    Quarth: the greatest city that was, is, and ever will be.

  • @powderedwater4742
    @powderedwater4742 6 років тому +20

    4:47 who ever that is should never use an awp ever again

  • @nothingtoseehere7608
    @nothingtoseehere7608 6 років тому

    I’m watching this like two years later at 2:00am on a Tuesday night. I am waking up my family by laughing and now I’m gonna get in shit for being up this late. Thanks😂

  • @vin7017
    @vin7017 4 роки тому +3

    Three years.

  • @onyx_3288
    @onyx_3288 4 роки тому +1

    Quarth is the sound made when a camera goes underwater

  • @williamrivera1130
    @williamrivera1130 5 років тому +4

    U guys forgot “the iron cloonch”😂😂😂

  • @TheDestroyer144
    @TheDestroyer144 6 років тому

    i constantly watch this video when im baked because i love the dancing intro idk why. but thank you for that raccoon

  • @sxmi999
    @sxmi999 6 років тому +7

    Vicky Squeeze.......
    That's my new name😂🤣🤣

  • @EnderProjects
    @EnderProjects 6 років тому

    This whole fucking video is just you guys changing your names and I love it

  • @zachwrenn
    @zachwrenn 6 років тому +28

    The 195 dislikes are the Quarth family

  • @pijon49
    @pijon49 6 років тому +1

    I"ve seen this 100 times and I can't stop laughing

  • @RimfireGoblin
    @RimfireGoblin 6 років тому +18

    Has anyone else waffle stomped

  • @fourcanuck
    @fourcanuck 8 місяців тому

    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is when I know my humour was irreversible

  • @OhFrOnGod
    @OhFrOnGod 6 років тому +4

    3:18 i cant breath

  • @Justgamer-sj1fi
    @Justgamer-sj1fi 6 років тому

    "Love walking down the block with a pistol and shootin all the rainbow flags *Kapew* that one is for Narrator" -RaccoonEggs

  • @swuce
    @swuce 6 років тому +3

    Officer plormby here we have 31 lockdown. Killed me and proceeded to fuck me with laughter 😂

    • @zct7114
      @zct7114 6 років тому

      Yeah I've watched this so much the mic spam officer plormby

  • @zct7114
    @zct7114 6 років тому +2

    Dude I love these I cry I've watched this one at least like 10 times wingardium faxiosa just killed me and quarth

  • @jai_lietz
    @jai_lietz 7 років тому +7

    *QUARTH*

  • @Banterghini
    @Banterghini 6 років тому

    I laughed the amount I would laugh in six of fitzs vids to this one five minute vid

  • @pokemontrainerhilbert7612
    @pokemontrainerhilbert7612 5 років тому +8

    0:04 That's Lars, not RaccoonEggs.

  • @aidangreen1605
    @aidangreen1605 7 років тому

    I thought I was going to die because I exhaled and couldn't stop laughing so I couldn't breath in

  • @pogman492
    @pogman492 6 років тому +4

    Everybody sclap your hands

  • @jcuptysh
    @jcuptysh 6 років тому

    i like when JC starts to dance racc's like "What?"

  • @rikkiez9087
    @rikkiez9087 7 років тому +9

    first 10 second made me sub

  • @shifty1927
    @shifty1927 5 років тому

    had to come back to this masterpiece, still just as funny as the first time

  • @itschoke
    @itschoke 7 років тому +4

    The intro,dance till you turn "turn-ado".......
    No?ok.

  • @MegaGaming-wz2zv
    @MegaGaming-wz2zv 4 роки тому

    Nobody:
    Me:*dancing aggressively to dance till ur dead in the kitchen at 2 am making a sloppy joe*

  • @driesbosmans3327
    @driesbosmans3327 7 років тому +5

    your vids are soooo funny hahahaha keep it up racoon

  • @collinshackelton5466
    @collinshackelton5466 6 років тому

    Hey man last night I was very depressed and was thinking about cutting myself so I whatched your videos and you made me happy thank you

  • @kinglee.9697
    @kinglee.9697 6 років тому +24

    Lmao 3:58 is straight up from brandon rogers

  • @jacmacintosh4064
    @jacmacintosh4064 6 років тому

    He got waffle-stomp from Brandon Rogers. 0-10 for originality, but 11-10 for almost making me shit myself laughing

  • @rorycarter6948
    @rorycarter6948 6 років тому +5

    1:13 indeed

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 6 років тому +2

      Rory Carter how was P.E today?

    • @hayes8778
      @hayes8778 2 роки тому

      @@etangbose4755 it was great

  • @mirandaclark5496
    @mirandaclark5496 6 років тому

    I’m in history class rn and I had to pause the video a couple times so I wouldn’t laugh in a dead silent room

  • @trashyplayz4448
    @trashyplayz4448 4 роки тому +3

    racc should make a second channel where he posts whatever he wants even if its not good. like leftover clups or moments

  • @Deckedcello
    @Deckedcello 6 років тому +1

    This is just a contagious laugh video

  • @declantarro1901
    @declantarro1901 6 років тому +10

    Quarth the raven, "Nevermore"

  • @ple3dge3d38
    @ple3dge3d38 4 роки тому

    Your scream was so scary my phone had to take a breather and just stopped working completely.
    Same with my brain

  • @feliscatusgaming3158
    @feliscatusgaming3158 5 років тому +3

    Have I told you the story of Darth 1:31 the wise?

  • @drexelclayton80
    @drexelclayton80 6 років тому

    2:17 The way he laughs and says "crilp" just kills me idk why

  • @spratt8520
    @spratt8520 3 роки тому +3

    Man, I fucking miss Racc

  • @nicholasgriffin8838
    @nicholasgriffin8838 5 років тому

    Ah yes the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, plormby, quarth, flomp, and tizflint

  • @chris7076
    @chris7076 7 років тому +4

    Guys JC deserves ×100 times his subs as well as racc. Take a moment a check his channel

  • @amd91501
    @amd91501 6 років тому

    This is the funniest vid on UA-cam, by a mile

  • @stevenhijink1982
    @stevenhijink1982 7 років тому +8

    Frunk

  • @ajholliday7761
    @ajholliday7761 4 роки тому +1

    im naming my kid quarth

  • @treeman5400
    @treeman5400 6 років тому +3

    It'd be hilarious if he just changed his name to Pablo

  • @alexbrown1284
    @alexbrown1284 6 років тому

    I can't watch your videos without laughing thanks alot man

  • @bighua21
    @bighua21 4 роки тому +3

    I am Quarth’s brother, Quanth

  • @kyle-iu8cp
    @kyle-iu8cp 6 років тому

    this made me laugh the hardest i've ever laughed. thank

  • @outrankedfrank7244
    @outrankedfrank7244 6 років тому +2

    *KANK*

  • @vaffeldog
    @vaffeldog 6 років тому

    this is one of my favorite videos ever