CS:GO SURF F*CKERY
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- Meming, shoutcasting, rapping, and a whole lot of surfing.
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Intro/Transition Song | Grieg - In the Hall of the Mountain King
Background Song | DSi Shop Theme
Outro Song | Fla.mingo - 浮く - Розваги
I'm currently moving houses and won't have internet until July 11th (I uploaded this with an Etch A Sketch), so there won't be any videos for a while, but I'll brew up a commentary script in the mean time. I know this video is a bit different from what I usually make, but hopefully it holds you over until then. Let me know if you wanna see more solo surfing videos in this style.
RaccoonEggs I like the surfin, but can you also do some bhop?
sick vids, man keep it up
Yo this shit is pretty dope bro! Keep it up! 🤘🏾🔥🔥
RaccoonEggs bro you uploaded this on my birthday ;)
🆅🅸🆂🅸🆃 🅼🅴 🅰🅽🅳 🆃🅰🅺🅴 🅵🆁🅴🅴 🅺🅽🅸🅵🅴!!!!
Did that child really mistake you for me?
Happens every time I join a surf server... I don't hear the resemblance either.
SwaggerSouls SWAAAAAGGGEEERRRR
SaNaE - how dar u insalt my faverot utuber, i h8 u!!!!!!
The cringe level is something we've never seen before...!
How'd u stumble across this fancy vid
When he raps he sounds like google translate
ButterTheGod he always sounds like google translate
But like a really hot one :/
not really
ButterTheGod 1.1k likes
next big soundcloud rapper perhaps
i will sacrifice a raccoon for you everyday raccooneggs
Do it you won't no balls
tim kim oof shit now u have to
Dizzy todoroki is amazing but I like stain alot
*Breaking News*
rAcCoOnS gOiNg ExTiNcT?¿
You sick phuck
RACC GOT MAD BARS
Nah not really
He’s funny thoe
Yuki Wolf hell ya
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Where the beat at?
The Italian guy had me dead asf 💀💀
i read this as deaf asf
Eh shit happens
Don’t you bring my mudda into this
Spill a hot cup of coffee on his ass
@@dgame426 and I read that as dead asf 🤣
My mom asked what I was doing and I said "watching someone surf." She looked at my screen and sighed in disappointment. I think she was wondering where the water was
I want a rap battle of swagger souls and raccoon eggs
while they are both high
Yuki's Homura Swagger would probably win but it'd be close and amazing to watch
Yuki's Homura that would be beautiful
YEA
*please*
'I would drop-kick a baby for a smack on the sack. Running up and down these rhymes like an ant eater. Spitting the flow wearing nothing but a wife beater.' Best lines I have ever listened to, had me dying on the inside.
I read this as he said it
RaccoonEggs, thanks for making my day, everyday in the hospitalI struggle with this kidney disease I have :( You make me laugh so hard and it just sparkles my day. I hope you never stop YT. Stay lit.
Warms my heart to know I'm helping you through a hard time, stay strong bro
Caleb Sherwen Good luck man I really hope you get better
ill sell u a kidney for a dlore
Caleb know me I go to your school, and you don't have a kidney disease, lol
Caleb Sherwen I will sell you a kidney for a factory new howl
HOW TF DO YOU COME UP WITH THAT RAP THAT FAST
a lot of that sounded pretty scripted with the way he was saying it but i wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't
We're u not paying attention he said off the dome
honestly you havent seen a fast freestyle yet
old soul. That’s just how he does it
Its easy to rap when you come up with the most randomest jokes in less than a second
My dude spitting rhymes like a lama.
WhiteWeeb ”YOU left me”
LLAMA?
@@BVF_18 no Lama
Its llama
riding high on the drama
Raccooneggs comforts me in such a stupid way. My ex committed suicide about a year and a half ago, and we would binge watch his videos. They always made us laugh, and its been hard without him. I'm glad that a creator like you was able to make him laugh and smile when he wasn't feeling his best. You still make me smile and give me a reason to keep going, as my ex would have wanted. Thank you for being here, and trying your best to make others smile
I hope the best for you
My condolences, rip
That's sad to hear, sorry for your loss
Raccoon Eggs x Swaggersouls - Suicide (Logan Paul Diss Track)
リーパーsᴏғᴛɢᴏᴛʜ yes make this a thing
エネルギーsoftgoth Yes! We need this!
Featuring AznStylea
lit as always bro!
*a hundred S h m a k a k e r o o s .*
@@aeinzalot a h u n d r e d *s h m a c k e r o o s*
Next How to video should be How to control an outbreak of wild Raccoons. Lemme know if you going to do this.
It happened man. Congrats.
Raccoon eggs I just want to thank u for making a tutorial on how to reserect my mother corpse. Ever since u started making videos ive been collecting raccoons and keeping them in my basement, feeding them nothing but the sewage of my own faeces and only letting them drink the sweat that fell off from under my mom's fat rolls. It felt very good to actually give them a purpose when my mom fell asleep in the bathtub that didn't have any water in it yet and drowned in her own sweat...Thanks again!
That’s just sad.
THE RAPS ARE TURNING THE HAMSTERS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two years later, still underrated
@@scriptedjava9265 3 years later and its still funny
"Meming, shoutcasting, raping, and a whole lot of surfing."
oh the difference one P can make
Jackal Unleashed ROFL
That’s what she said
R.I.P. Vinnie, forever in our hearts. He would have wanted us to remember that “he was a good guy, but you gotta do what yah gotta do.”
$10 bucks for the first one to put that whole freestyle rap into lyrics
Close enough: genius.com/Raccooneggs-freestyle-rapping-on-cs-go-lyrics
Wyatt Goad Bitch I made a video lyrics and all
Most of that rap was legit fire
I’ve watched these videos so much that I’ve memorized the surf maps
Racc: roasts trash skills
Also racc: fails to surf to the second ramp
*i want a full video of raccooneggs having a conversation with paulie*
3 years later and still making me laugh...we miss you dude. Can't wait to see what you have planned.
Dude I found you on Ifunny and now I cant stop laughing. No, like I actually can't breath please call emergency services I'm actually dying.
(Edit) This is the most likes Ive ever gotten on a comment.
Mario brawl68 what's your iFunny?
Samme
Mario brawl68 same I found him on iFunny
I'm sorry who is RE
Mario brawl68 same
I can imagine RaccoonEggs sitting in his room writing up this rap, just waiting for the day for someone to challenge him.
Ill dropkick a baby for a smacc on the sacc...
RaccoonEggs -2018
That rap racc spit better than most rappers whole album these days
i remember watching this the day it came out i miss those days
Raccoon:*Breaths*
Some 14 year old kid: *DIES OF LAUGHTER*
Why does every csgo surf commentator know how to rap wtf
This channel is fuc**ng awesome. I often have a lot of down time at work or in my classes, and these videos man, they totally make my life better XD LMAO
Paulie sounds like an Italian mobster in the 30s in new york
Edit: I JUST REALIZED THE REFERENCE LMAO
What's the reference tho
Thanks for the shout-out raccooneggs
Brooo this shit was fire you should upload a separate video of just the rap.
Raccoon"Why the f*ck do you need a golden knife when you have a golden heart "
Me"that's some touching sh*t right their"
raccoon's video yesss😀😃 merry christmas
Dominic Piovesan same
Dominic Piovesan me too
I should NOT be watching Raccoon Egg videos while trying to drink something
each time I almost choke to death-
Your rapping is fire.
The rap at the end was low key lit af
5:45 top ten anime battles
That rapping was like listening to one of those videos where they say nonsense statements that sound like they go together so it just works. It was beautiful
Even though I am held back by so much stuff nobody could hold me back from watching you :3
Chat: Yeah Wookie won
Wookie: that’s my ego you b strokin
Gay hamsters
Why have I never seen such a funny youtuber till today!!!
Is Paulie a mafia?
eminem: *makes a movie about rap batttling*
Racc: *HOLD MY BEER*
DAMN, RACC!!!! DROPPIN' THOSE BARS!!!!!
“Like a rolling pin?”
“No like a fuckin meatball”
Your vids are so funny man keep it up man
That rap had to be prepared 😂😂
That freestyle tho
I started watching these really Late, but these Days need to come back
I COULD WATCH YOU ALL DAY LOVE YOU VIDS
add me ? steamcommunity.com/id/ImLean/
I'm sick right now and I'm watching raccooneggs for the cure
Man you are my favorite youtuber i you will get 1 m subs soon man
I love that when you finished that rap that child lost all of his self confidence
RacooonEgs WHERE IS YOUR SPONSORSHIP?
I showed this to my friend laughed so hard he sounded like a sea lion
2:12 made me fucking die when he said no like a fuckin meatball his accent was so fucking perfect for sayin that i really need him to be in another video maybe in rust or sonething due to raccs recent news which is perfectly fine
child prodigy says he has lungs of a badger then proceeds to take a breath after 4 words
How did rac lose that rap battle
what are you talking about. he definitely won.
Because i want to die
UnknownVengeance its people like you why memes are never funny anymore
hexamain ! what are you talking about, he definitely won
hexamain ! Or .... hear me out here ... they just aren’t funny
Why does Paulie sound like an Italian mafia boss
Didn’t know raccoons could rap.
rappoons
He can’t lol he’s funny and all but shit was ass
2:18 is a golden moment I absolutely fucking lost it at that comment Paulie made
Racc I hope you're doing good man. We all miss you
I’m only 15 seconds into the video and I’m already laughing the hardest since the first csgo vid
When I get off the surfing server you join :/ why
Replied to my own comment
I'm late
how do you get cs:go surf? do you just need cs:go
@@slcreek9988 Correct
Omg that rap battle was pure fire and I want a 10 hr version
I don't understand i also get confused with swaggersouls and you lol.
R.I.P Vinny he’s swimming in pasta and meatballs in heaven
man who is vinnie
9:53 not 10:01 .....Real nigga
"You may not know this but I gently take off my headset everytime you laugh." I don't know what came next because I couldn't hear it.
what was the beat for the rap battle?
Honestly RaccoonEggs is better than most modern rappers
That was the whitest sounding rap I've ever heard
Sr dc g ffzg x's g gggdyxydhxydgdggdc hi cdu9ffy dc fd do fu😄 do
@Bir bıçak Bileyici *man killed by one bar*
@@SandraSanchez-sw9mw give ur moms phone back
I'm not even a gamer, but these videos crack me up.
Raccoon "I only have a voice" Eggs
my god I Recently saw all your videos and I love all of them...I especially love how you and shammy have the same way of using an animal to represent yourselves and move around jpegs to make a video that much better...Please make more and if possible, you and shammy should meet and make a video together 😂 that would be too fucking hilarious
7:39
Not sure if you’ll see this Racc but that last clip of the vid made me happy for you, sometimes you catch yourself in a good moment and I respect the hell out of that. If you’re ever in New York you don’t need to pay for bud. Have a good one man.
Nailclippers
Anyone coming back to rewatch all of these? 😂
What's the name of the background music in the rap battle
West Coast Mafia by Mixla. I know it's 5 years later but it took me a while to find it. 😂
5:51 to 6:01- I really felt the necrosis taking over my entire brain
Ezra, STOP!
PUT THIS FIRE ON SPOTIFY PLEAAASE
Who’s here because of I have no memes?
That freestyle was amazing.
Here, you can thank me later: genius.com/Raccooneggs-freestyle-rapping-on-cs-go-lyrics
Willis yes
That rap though I mean like, the school intercom isn't safe
The intro was so dramatic and I needed that
Raccs rap hit so hard my grandpas life support disconnected
*I SPAT OUT MY MILK AS SOON AS HE SAID "YEET YEET BEAT THE MEAT" OMFG*
I listen to his rap while I do the dishes when my wife is gone
Waiter: so how would you like your steak?
Racc: yeet yeet beat the meat.
Waiter: alright, noted.
RACCOONEGGS WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY I CANT STOP BINGE WATCHING HELP