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- Опубліковано 31 гру 2018
- "Sorry, I overslept."
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Intro Song | Albanian - Cifteli
Background Song #1 | outdoors - tired
Background Song #2 | ameba - joc
Outro Song | Led Zeppelin - That's The Way - Розваги
Happy New Years! Sorry for the wait, got caught up in some IRL bullshit, but all is good now. Gonna get back to posting more frequently, currently working on a 1 million special and best of 2018 video, so expect those soon. Thanks for being patient, get hyped for 2019 boys.
RaccoonEggs dad?
I've never clicked so fast
RaccoonEggs sup daddy
RaccoonEggs DAD?
RaccoonEggs ❤️
thank you for the late xmas present
Best present ever?
You're welcome ma'am
jamski m lik ur vds
I'm black
Here before this blows up
He protecc
He attacc
He a racc
But most importantly...
He bacc
Stolen
i laughed bravo sir
@@shotz_z from me lmao
he in iracc
Not for long
Don't you hate it when you're going 75 mph down a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams
Travis Craig Lol
Always seems to happen to me
Hate when that happens
That moment when you ask a Jewish girl for her number and she starts rolling up her sleeve
...what the fuck
I remember when I saw this video “posted 6 hours ago” and it makes me happy to remember that feeling
Feel you man :( really miss racc would come back
i miss racc
He bacc
See you in 2020.
more like 2021
O MaH gOd I SeE u EVeRyWhErE!? gO aWaY!
Daniel Sambar r u sure about 2020? What about 2022??
Literally scrolled down just to look for a comment from you
Wait this video was posted 44mins ago and your comments is 53 mins old
8th in trending in gaming
Weaponized autism
The N Word
Umbilical Cord windshield cleaner
Legendary
fr
Chris Kemp don’t forget making fun of cancer
Stomping puppies too 😂
I would like this but its at 420 likes
@@tighef9167 same
"I like Elmo cause he's red, I do not like whole wheat bread"
yeah thats lil' barnacle
5:49
song is PORN by Lil Barnacle
bars
@@glidee it's an institution
outro song is "that's the way" so glad to hear a little led zep
;)
He smokes ofc he listens to Led Zeppelin
i thought i was the only one that noticed lmao
@@808Cruzz i am the only person who knows led zeppelin in the world
@@SlythysGaming : /
He protecc
He attacc
He a racc
But most importantly...
His upload schedule whacc
At least he's not on jontron time
Oof
@@Zokeyr true that
W H A C C
Whacc dude
if you make racoon laugh
you have done good in life
I’m laughing so hard my chest hurts.
.
.
.
.
Must be the weaponized Autism...
69
Nah you just got Asthma for Christmas
@@laila4146 nah its adhd for Halloween
Nah you like Elmo cause hes but not the whole wheat bread
Nah you should've ordered Dr. Brown's Carrot Dicing Kit
Racc, I know you'll never see this but you genuinely made my early teens amazing. Thank you for everything you did for us, I hope you'll find happiness in what you plan on doing in the future, Love.
honestly tho
He’s back!
@@lukes401k ik I'm so happy
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly, Racc is bacc
This comment is underrated
Lol
Rain ua-cam.com/video/7-04dwZWK14/v-deo.html
Is he tho
Riiight
Top 5 UA-camrs who were thought to be dead
RaccoonEggs, Jontron, ummm... That's it
Kilroy Was Here don’t forget Lui Calibre
Racoon eggs and grade a under a
@@isaachutsell2077 hey don't forget about those Minecraft UA-camrs
Don't forget leafy
Bro, Racc’s roasts are so random and almost always completely clean to reuse amongst your friends
the original “nuh uh” meme
Top ten anime comebacks
And gradeAunderA
Number one of anime comebacks is JonTron with the flexing
Saw u on Twitter
Oh yeah yeah.
Yeah
*Heavy breathing*
“Do you have asthma, is that what you got for Christmas”
Ladysman2357 ua-cam.com/video/7-04dwZWK14/v-deo.html
I thought he said autism 😂😂
Papa_ Stalin wow
"Spell red"
"Ra- wait no"
"LSTER"
APZX GAMING what part was that ._.
@@iasondunton7709 3:00
6:41 I said "did you get asthma for Christmas" at the same time!
6:30
I don’t care
@@eliasminshell1744 not raging
writx12 how is it so hard to get the time stamp right for so many people?
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I don’t watch racc with headphones. For my own safety
😂
What about the safety of the people around you
Good call
Rampz welp I didn’t do that and my parents are right next to me when the vid moaned
I have to listen with headphones because if I dont my family will take all electronic
Thinking about that puppy, as long as I don't have to step on it too hard I'd take the money
kremit the frog i prefer opening its mouth making it bite the curb and smashing its teeth into its brains
Stomp it? Boi give me a shout gun
lol
One time my dad was sitting in a broken chair, when it broke fully it crushed the puppy under it. Rip pup
put on some steel cleats and STOMP
I like how even though Cscoop literally just laughed in the video, he's yt channel is still linked in the description.
0:37 my mom almost got me in trouble
Me: oh he's back I wonder if he's changed?
Racoon: if I had ten million i could step on a ton of puppies heads.
Me: ok good he's still here :D
Is he different
"Weaponised autism"
I am no longer sceptical
3:47
Random guy: Do you want me to smash my desk for you
RaccoonEggs: Please do
Random guy: (takes 2 shots from a sniper)
Its zuckles
Me: pokes his channel
Me: cmon do something
Him: doesn’t upload
Me:waits
I just imagined that you poking a raccoon saying to upload and when he does it just pulls out a fucking phone 😂
y o u v e b e e n w a i t i n g a w h i l e n o w
8:39 that meme is old af but still a gem
KDen BMan true
What is it called
derpy cheese I been in the hills
derpy cheese yeah just look up I been in the hills compilation
RaccoonEggs is the UA-camr version of Morgan Freeman.
Nathan McClure, I always thought of him as more of the UA-camr version of Ryan Reynolds.
Comic Sans Studio he isn’t a Pokémon
Car Salesman NO HES DEADPOOL
UA-cam adaptation
morgan freeman if he was a white stoner that cosplays as an animal on youtube
2:30 i have never laughed that hard in my 16 years of life.
ikr HAHAHHA
Just putting a bookmark for myself to show this to my children one day
5:06
Just gonna comment to make you remember about your comment
Just gonna put a comment to let you remember your comment comment
Just going to comment so remember your comment comment comment
Just gonna comment to make you remember about your comment comment comment comment
Just gonna comment about the commenting comments so you remember your comment
“Spell red”
“N A T I V E A M E R I C A N”
A N D T H A T M A K E S T H E R E D M A N R E D
*Beetlejuice wants to know your location*
That’s fucked up tho
That’s fucked up tho
And that makes Ethan Price today’s big loser now you have to suck off a horse yayyyy
HE PROTECC
HE ATTACC
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY,
RACC IS BACC
This is the new Eminem
you were saving that shit in your notes for the longest haven't you.
Nice stolen comment
then he'll be gone for another 6 years
DarkSpoork fug yes
Wow I really like this raccoon eggs guy, I hope he's uploaded in the past year
he’s gonna get like 5mil and thank us for 2mil💀
Lol
4 months pause from youtube
And he gets 800k views in 1day
Damnn
his last flex
He's a god, why are u surprised? Remember the video he made of how to resurrect the dead? Imagine what other powers he has...
He is racoon eggs after all Man
Two words my man. *dedicated fanbase*
Nice Good god damn man
RacoonEggs: *Talks about animal cruelty*
UA-cam: *DEMONETIZED*
Thank you, very cool
Justin Y. You meannn every RaccoonEggs video
Nuh-uh
First GradeA, then Project Wendy, Now this, truly the best day of 2019
You’re everywhere
5:09 THIS WHOLE PHONE CALL GOT ME DYING😂😂💀💀
vanilla, orange
Almond , almond chocolate
At 7:46 did that remind anyone else of the scene in endgame where the anus is just chilling?
Edit:THANOS****
hahahah that typo
Why didn’t you just replace the anus with thanos?😂
Omg! Your typo is funny!!!!
He protec
He attac
But most importantly...
Racc bacc 🐾
Bravo
you messed it up
bacc not back
That’s my anthem now thank you
You mean your telling me you missed that chance to say
He protec
He atacc
But most importantly....
The racc bacc
Ok I changed my mind 2019 will be a better year only because of this upload
Rewatching his content since hes back
One year later and i still can't get over the fact that he used traditional albanian music for his intro
i just noticed that
@@abipercocets8191 u noticed 1 year after that comment
respex
Me: Did you abandoned us on UA-cam again?
Racc: *NUH UHH!!*
Me: *YUH HUHH!!*
me: *searches "how to delete someone's comment"*
DID YOU MAKE ME WAIT 5 YEARS FOR YOU TO COME BACK DAD? NUH UHH!! YUHH HUUHHH!!!
lul
@@chefboyardeee1665 not sure if you're serious but it was a joke
0:19 me and my brother arguing
kremit the frog yooooooo
kremit the frog same though
I love your froggy ass
I just beat mine
Me and my sister arguing 0:38
“I bet you hold down the pin ball flippers”
1:13 when you accidently open the "homework" file on your computer while you parents are next to you
Half of this video is just intense screaming and laughing.... i love it. Perfect Content for the new year.
Or moaning
If you smoked Anne frank’s ashes, would that be called smoking the Anne Dank?
Why not smoking the Dank Frank?
she died from typhus
Is hitlers gas bill for the poison, or the furnace fuel?
This guys always knows how to make me laugh. I’m goin through a rlly bad point in my life right now so I’ve been rewatching all of rac’s vids and it’s lifted my spirits dramatically
Thx racc for making my tired ass feel better after shi went down wit me and my girl thanks bro
np
Same dude
5:59 one of the few rappers eminem is to afraid to diss
name of the song?
@@Arallos ik its lil barnacle look up watching porn by lil barnacle
Matiss Platais *too
@@Arallos I can hardly think pf someone listening to those songs ironically, much less unironically!
gray buster that’s mosh pit I think
Damn I got this video suggested to me and got excited for a second thinking he was back then I read when it was posted 😔
1:50 That’s why they got the special forces
Wait...is Racc still alive?? And still making content?? This New Year is getting even better
Yeah, it's his first upload in a year.
*Am I the only one who thinks that racc sounds like a pretty talented schoolshooter/puppy stepper?*
He looks like one too lol
Takes one to know one I guess
Racc, your one liners are some of the funniest shit i have ever seen. This is top notch semi scripted comedy
just wanted to come back to say the little details is what gave your videos that special flare that made them amazing. wasn’t necessarily the content. love the led zeppelin at the end after all the laughs. amazing stuff racc.
How tf do you still get surf footage without some 9 year old deepthroating their mic saying "IS THAT SWAGGER????"
I like how you phrased that
Bahaha love this comment
They have do it yourself earrape kits
hoW do they think it's swagger? omg
I can hear the difference. lol
*racoon* not swagger
Your outro should be the “we don’t eat anymore” song
Oh shit that’s 250 likes
Yesss
Syconic so true
Syconic ua-cam.com/video/7d5sEBwC59A/v-deo.html
yeeessssss
ᴼᴿ ᴮᴱᵀᵀᴱᴿ ᵞᴱᵀ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴰᴵᶜᴷ ᴾᴵᶜ ᴼᴺᴱ
Racooneggs: Im going to be posting more frequently
me: HAHAHAHA THATS THE FUNNIEST JOKE IVE EVER HEARD
Your laugh is so infectious. Gets me every time
Ive BeEn In tHe HilLs fuKiN dOoOoodS
Deimantas Nikartas I thought he said dogs 00f
*laughs*
@@masontv5270 i thought i head toads
Dimitri I *head* toads too
[_Shyrigan-] dont bully my autism pleasw
Can't wait until the next upload in 2020, Racc!
Ethananous512 bahhahah
IM SO HYPED
Ethananous512 same
man this shit acc make me sad lmao
"Ive seen what the french police can do"
Well that didnt age so well
...
Or did it?
4:01 “I got the drone started and it’s heading for racc’s house”
“Go on my children” 😂😂
raccooneggs be hibernating for the winter
Hi me
Robert is here baby one more time
Please don't ever leave us again papa racc
This didn't age well 😕
I can rewatch these videos and they’re still funny
"A eulogy? Who died?"
Me: Raccs virginity
Coming into the New Year with some good old demonetization.
My favorite eggseggseggstentanciosn lyric “I like Elmo cause he’s red, I do not like whole-wheat bread.” Long live Jackson fry🕊
thats lil barnacle porn lyrics
Long live the Jackson 5
That was Lima bean who said that. In lil barnacles song
I posted it
Long live jason onfry
“What do you smell like Cotton?”
_Hennessy_
You know it’s a good day when you make this guy laugh his weed off
i thought you quit youtube for a sec
Sack*
Karolis Čižauskas succ*
Seek*
sick*
craig the default skin yeah sadly
5:40 "Wow", he is definitely intrigued
finally some one with a soothing voice to fall asleep to. who knew fucked up stories and a soothing voice went so well together. SUBSCRIBED
Just found this content and I can die happy.
Thanx racc
3:57 I think this dude broke his table in half for Racc
That is respect
That is respect
@@niallhardowar8982 you stole my comment dipshit
@@azurefox4615 but it was respect
@@niallhardowar8982 yea that's why I commented on the video shitass
Since Raccoon is always high, here are some things I thought of yesterday when I was awake for 44 hours straight.
I'm adding stuff whenever I think of them. This is my new log of random shit.
If you spray compressed air into a fish's gills, is that waterboarding them?
If you throw a ball into a house and hit the owner did you hit a homer?
If you scratch the top of a needle, is that scoring a point?
If I tied up 20 people strategically throughout my house, will that be an effective smoke detector system?
If blinds are open, are they sees?
How many guppies does it take to make a winter coat?
What would happen if the government gave the army porcupines to throw?
If humans are 80% water is drinking anything cannibalism?
This shit right here got me fucked up
You good? 😂
i cant stop thinking about this
Fuck that’s great
@@The-ev2vp i believe your name since it's clear you can't write properly
1:11
Racc: *screams while enemy is shooting at him*
Also Racc: I love this gun, looks so amazing
Was really upset today, your vids turn my frown upside down. In all seriousness dude thank you so much, I hope you know that you saved a life, and i can't thank you enough
YESS GO RACC CONTENT HASNT CHANGED SINCE 50K (then again it's only like 4 vids ago)
So fax
Jayden Hyman underated comment
And 4 months
sorry, I oVErsLEpT
(Thank you for the Christmas present)
I actually called the airport and told them I was in a suitcase and the guy said "Find a straw"
Every time I hear that duck noise I imagine Star Platinum as a duck, just yelling “ORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!” but as a duck
Racc sounds like he is the person who says the pacer test 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Firebalm thank you
He has got to do that for joke, lol
bruh
He sounds like a younger version of him
Dont fucking remind me of pacers.
Last time racc was this late my dad wasn't paying child support.
This video was hilarious I’m dying of laughter, and my neck hurts
This is my favorite racc video
Raccooneggs is the UA-cam version of Morgan Freeman
But better
I just love your voice. Something so relaxing and warm about it.
two days left of highschool binging old racc vids and Dr. Brown's carrot dicers almost got me.
Wana know raccooneggs funniest joke
His upload schedule
That's a big oof right there
Damn press f for racc
SpiderBat F
F
F
One dark night in Dublin, a fire started inside a local chemical plant.
In a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fireman in charge and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the centre of the plant. They must be saved. I will give 50,000 pounds to the fire department that brings them out intact."
But the roaring flames held the fire-fighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now 100,000 pounds to the fire station who could bring out the company's secret files. But still the fire fighters could not get through.
From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby rural township volunteer fire brigade, composed mainly of old men over 65. To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant. Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.
Outside, the other firemen watched as the old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to 200,000 pounds and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.
The local TV station caught the thank you on film and asked the chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Well," said Paddy, the 70-year-old fire chief, "the first thing we're gonna do is fix the brakes on that bloody fire truck."
Me name's Roy Flaniggan and Im from Dublin Ireland
nigga i got tiered reading that
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
This was beautiful all for that ending
@@NN-os6cq So tired you couldnt even spell "Tired"
His content never gets old
rewatching this and seeing the ending screen as Thats the way fades in was something i wish to witness for the first time once more
literally :/
THE YEAR HAS BEEN BLESSED
Fr
This video is a way better start then last year 1st of January😳
*I didn't knew that Raccoons goes to hibernation*
*Anyway.....glad you're back*
[JAW] Mustang Clearly you do not either...
[JAW] Mustang oh nevermind😂
Father? Father its mee, little ol busted condom Johnson