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- Опубліковано 23 січ 2018
- I should be banned from matchmaking.
ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ:
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► A Slightly Disappointing Salad: / spaacedawg
► The Narrator: / thenarratorreads
► McNasty: / mcnastyofficial
► Hugbox: / hugbox
► iNoToRiOuS: / inotoriousca
ʟɪɴᴋs:
► Twitter: / raccooneggs
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► Twitch: / racclive
► Podcast: / solitaireyconfine. .
► Steam: steamcommunity.com/id/TheRacc
► Snapchat: RaccoonEggs
Intro Song | Sims 3 - Buy Mode - Consumerism Simplified
Background Song #1 | Ren and Stimpy Soundtrack - Screw on the Loose
Background Song #2 | Dj CUTMAN & Tee Lopes - SNES Classic Remix
Background Song #3 | Bknapp - game over remix
Outro Song | HOME - Wizards - Розваги
that was nuts
CallMeCarson it was
That was totally nucule.
Look it up.
That was assorted tree seeds
Now back to you walnut
back to you almonds
Vote to enlist racc to become a audio book reader
moto Willy lmao
I get it Lol
wolverine cecil I second that
yes yes please do the thing
wolverine cecil yes
Yes please
THe frOGs arE tUrning tHe
W A T E R gaY
You still trying to get them jinjuriki
Wolf07 Boi yez
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
That's what the Spaniards said except it was Filipinos
I CANT STAND THEM
THE FROGS ARE EVERYWHERE!
I AM SURROUNDED
Yo raccoon eggs should work at Audible
Kush Bush TRUE LOL
Make a change.org about it
Audible stands for
Actually,
Uranus is
Danker
In
Brendon’s
Left
Ear
Tbh I actually thought he could fuck around with it and not take it seriously
id fucking love that
5:43 is where he starts reading “Where The Wild things are” it’s kinda embarrassing to say but my uncle used to read that story to me almost every night when he came over to visit my family and I and ever since he passed away and you posted this video I have been watching this just so I could sleep easier this probably doesn’t matter to anyone at all but when I first heard you read that story I cried and I just want to say thank you for letting me remember a memory I once forgot and now have something to listen to to help me have an easy night of rest when I feel that everything in the world is crashing down on me and my family but I just wanted to say thank you and good night.
everyone liked that
I would like to give u a hug however thats weird and also covid
tuff
Yikes
Keep your head up life is hard unfortunately but stick through it and you'll be fine, it'll all be better one day
Racc's voice is the smoothest voice ever
•ǫᴜɪᴢʏ • Morgan Freeman who?
It’s hot too lol
Nah. Swaggers is lol
no cap
Corpse: who?
Everyone simping over Corpse Husband, Rac clearly has the more arousing voice
People have sadly forgotten
@@toasty648 sadly true
Not to worry the king shall return and they shall remember
Corpse is the gay version of racc
@@nigeriannoah1664 lmao
From the darkest humor, to the reading a bedtime story...
This is why I love Racc. xD
The end was really wholesome especially with the music
carrot chart
J
K
What was the song at the end?
@@huckleberrryyy03 Wizards- Home
Racoon could be a audio book.....guy
LPX7129ER A narrator?
@The main cause of warps in all of reality ahhh, makes sense
@@AgoraCope nah man it's called audio book guy
It's called word reader
Audio book guy
Omg his voice is so perfect for that story
i was actually falling asleep XD
Dude I’ve never felt so moved and tired by “Where the Wild Things Are”, please actually go into book reading
Speedwagon’s Bizarre Adventure speedwagon what are you doing here?
i cried
Same here bro
The song in the background to tho. It is so calming.
Gay anime nigga
Thanks for reading me a bedtime story, and for including me in this wonderful piece of art. (I was the one that requested "Where The Wild Things Are".)
Thank you for requesting such a great book we can all enjoy!
I thank you good sir of the interwebs
Ask him to do asmr bec I don’t have a computer
Shut up fatty
isnt where the wild things are a bunch of furries
good shit
Which one is it good or shit I'm so confused
👍
You better read 'Twas the Night before Christmas on Christmas Eve or I'm gonna be pissed
Frenchie looks like you’re pissed bud
i am
Racoon, how could you let us down like this?
Or how the grinch stole christmas
sadly didnt happen
Bruh it kills me when Rac laughs. The dude has a deep voice but a high ass pitch laugh 😂
"yes the entire video is like this" perfect
Malia oh shit it’s Satato
David Michael shush, love
Christian hili hili lol what
lmao w/e
you should do audio books
yeeeess i love his voice sm
it was relaxing asf
Honestly tho lol
2:46 is my absolute most favorite thing ever
BigBrainsAndPPGangs “Uh, my grandma shot herself.”
I replayed that over and over again just to hear his reaction lmao
@@walterhobbs9581 He was fucking dying.
i wanna find the piano song thats in the background if it exists out there
How does he say this without laughing
A furry artist like me!
Azure Fox why aren’t furries extinct by now...
@@guymcintyre579 I don't know but why is your life extinct bitch
@@azurefox4615 what?
@@azurefox4615 you get an a for effort
when my dad was deployed he would send us videos of him reading books, well he sent one of him reading The Wild Things and you sound a lot like him and it made me tier up.
*Tear
aww that’s so cute
How much xp did u get
I’m tier 4 how bout you?
That's so sweet, I hope hes back home good and safe.
that made me sleepy in the end wtf
Brenden Hundley I’m deadass in bed at 2:24 am right now, this relaxed me too, this was one of my favorite childhood stories, so now that I’m tired and relaxed I’m goin to bed lmaoooo
The end really surprised me at the end. Didn't think that many people knew that book
Mithren everyone knows that book. There was a movie based off of it
The Milkman i don’t know that book
The Milkman I don’t know that book
I don’t know anyone hasn’t heard of where the wild things are
@@taswani5255 Maybe its just me, then, no one I know has read it so my bad
“9/11 was the pilot episode”
and 2020 is the Christmas special
5:52 bedtime story
Swertzy - Roblox, Gaming & more! This is really gonna help.
Thanks
Bless up
iiSporkyFork thanks ily
thanks dude
That ending was beautiful, thank you.
Can we just appreciate the fact that no one interrupted racc while he was reading?
@RaccoonEggs Can I get you reading "Where the Wild Things Are" on an mp3?
I went to the sandy hook elementary once there was not a lot of books but a lot of magazines
Geez, didn't expect this comment to do this well. Thanks
God bless you with that one mate
Shooters must be everywhere then.
Your a devil for this but I’m the demon that got it the first time 😂
Rantsdotnet oh god
fucking hellllll
Never before have I laughed so hard about a grandma shooting herself
Hey to anyone reading the comments on a classic racc video. I miss this dude so much, and I'm glad to see someone's else watching his content still. 🤙
Still come back to this video for "Where the wild things are"
This video just gives me nostalgia because it's old youtube and it's when my world was much simpler.
Aaand still coming back for the good ol story
0:16 loves how he uses the sims 3 music in that
"The Gang Plays a First Person Shooter"
Sandy hook elementary school
Is it multiplayer?
Can't believe he just fucking read all of where the wild things are
Thought he was gonna make it up but no this dad of raccoon read the entire thing
The last bit isn't good to listen to when you're running off of two hours of sleep lol. I almost passed out on my table
That was actually pretty sweet :3
You've got a nice voice for bedtime stories
What a good bedtime story 😴
carson messes with girls that r a galil bit to young
Holy shit lmao
I fucking hate you 😂
LMAOO
that one was good can't lie
thats a galil bit funny
5:12
personally, i would've said "they go bankrupt"
And that’s why you have 3 subs
lol
6:00 makes me feel like an adult because of the music and the story like time flies and you’ll never get those moments back when your young even tho im 17
You literally captured exactly how I felt, I thought the exact same thing
Idk if that was an acrual story at the end but it's acctualy rly fucking amazing if it was improv
"Where The Wild Things Are" is a very popular children's book, the story was not improv.
yeah he actually read the story i checked like the first 5 pages
big tiddy goth gf I listen to him read the story before I go to bed XD
First of all how the fuck have you never heard where the wild things are second of all, I need me a big titty goth girl
big tiddy goth gf it is
Where’s the 60 and 70k huh?
Where's the 80 and 90k huh?
He’s about to be at 100k, let’s hope for that. His channel has seen such exponential growth
wheres the 101k huh?
100k*
107k*
That fact where carson is now in makes this kinda weird
only weird if you make it weird
Can we have more stories?
Haha I'm actually going to listen to Racc read wild things before I go to bed tonight.
Alethia Hoff i do it almost everyday.
Raccoon eggs you’re channel is growing faster than the hairs on my nutsack
*The frogs are turning the water gay*
Bro, Racc’s voice, the music in the background, and just the post-work tiredness kicking in made it all perfect
3:55 damn that’s a good Impresion of Alex Jones
Where the end card?
I think the reading was end card enough. You should just subscribe after that.
Narrator ikr
Where’s my content?
Tbh, I am watching that part over & over again. His voice makes the story very soothing to listen to & it’s overall a pretty good short story. I like the ending tho; “And it was still hot.” 👌🏻
He should read more stories tbh.
Go back to playing osu! lmao
I’m doing an all nighter and now I’m tired because of racc reading “where the wild things are”.
The end of this video makes me think of simpler times and I felt warmth and joy when raccs soothingly smooth voice said each and every word
The only youtuber I actually use the notification bell for
5:55 POV: you're high off you're ass at 3am eating applesauce while listening to racc read you where the wild things are by Maurice sendak. And you feel so fucking euphoric
"Do you have Where The Wild Things Are?-"
"Where the wild things are? Uh.. *slight chuckle* you want that? alright, lemme get it."
"Where The Wild Things Are, Maurice Sendak."
"(oh yes)"
"The knight wore his wold suit and made mischief of one kind, And another, His mother called him, "Wild Thing!" and Max said "I'll eat you up!", So he was sent to bed without eating anything, that very night in Max's room a forest grew and grew and grew, Until his ceiling hung with vines and the walls became the world all around.
And an ocean tumbled by with a private boat for Max and he sailed off through night and day, And in and out of weeks and almost over a year, To where the wild things are, And when he came to the place where the wild things are, They roared their terrible roars, And gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws, 'Till Max said 'Be still." and tamed with the magic trick of staring into all their yellow eyes without blinking once, And they were frightened and called him The Most Wild Thing of all. And made him king of all Wild Things. "And now!" cried Max, "Let the wild rumpus start.", "Now stop." Max said, And sent the wild things off to bed without their supper, And Max, The king of all Wild Things, Was lonely, And wanted to be where someone loved him best of all.
Then all around him, From far away, Across the world, He smelled good things to eat, And he gave up being king of Where the Wild Things Are.
But the wild things cried, "Oh please don't go! We'll eat you up! We'll love you so!", And Max said no.
The wild things roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth, And rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws, But Max stepped into his private boat and waved goodbye, And sailed back over a year, And in and out of weeks and through a day, And into the night of his very own room, Where he found his supper waiting for him.
And it was still hot."
Carson long before the accident.
His tec-9 is 100% named Columbine
Thanks for the bedtime story! XD
that last bit was so comfy with the outro and everything, this guy and carson have an editing style that i like a lot
'where the wild things are' is probably the best book I've ever read, I even saw the movie, and that's how I still got a flashback to when I saw the movie but didn't know the title.
Raccoon Beans
"hey is thglil a funny gun?"
I knew that outro sounded familiar, like a smell from when I was a wee baby. I heard that song when I was a little younger and I still listen to it this day. What a great song. Great pick, Racc.
Dead ass fell asleep at the bedtime story. You’re honestly my favorite UA-cam. You’re really one of the only youtubers that make me genuinely laugh😂🤧💕
RacoonEggs i'm so jealous of your ability to come up with jokes on the spot like that. My channel will never be as good as yours
Ya ur right
Stale Bread wow way to be rude how about yours
Stale Bread cant you tell mine is a joke too?
jay810 bezpop I did tho :/
The only thing I take is cigar burnings from my dad when I stay up to late :D
Nutification squad my uncle died of spraypaint to the eye
I've never heard 'Where the wild things are' before but if I ever hear it in the future I'm going to hear it in your voice... Great content 100%
Subscribed
I've been coming back to this video before going to bed for the past month, thank you racc
I watch this video every year and because of the recent events this hits even harder
Nice wholesome ending, thank you Rac.
That reading of where the wild things are was absolutely wholesome
the final line of "And it was still hot" is ingrained in my brain from my childhood
Same bro. My mum used to read me this at night. Miss those times
Congrats on 100k Racc Daddy
dont know why but i pissed myself at the intro
Racc: *edits in him dying because of specific ocean*
Also Racc: *cuts it to a bedtime story that made me pass out*
Duuude the reading at the end makes this my favorite vid from rac
*GALIL*
OnFire599 i dont get it lol?
Pin Head it’s the simplest it can possibly be. There’s nothing about the gun It’s just the way it fits into the sentence
Just a galil' bit better than most jokes
THE FUKIN SIMS 3 MUSIC
Every time I come back to this video I always ship to the part where raccooneggs starts reading and by the end I always fall asleep
Thanks for being funny I’m going through some rough times and right now this is the only thing that makes me laugh
Anyone else come back to these old Racc videos and think "Wow, Carson has changed a lot in just two years."
The legend say the the grandma was on suicide watch for 71 years
I know this video is old, but I still come back to it sometimes just to watch it again, it’s pleasant in a way I can’t quite describe.
When he laughs at he dude with the dead grandma I always lose it
I could listen to you reading ‘Where The Wild Things Are’ every night
this is the butter between my toes!
Where the wild things are is both my favorite book and movie of all time and racc reading it made me feel so cozy and comfy
I jus woke up for school decided to watch this while I was laying down and somehow fell right back to sleep. Thanks. Now I gotta walk to school.
Only one minute into the video and I’m already crying
What the hell, like 2 days ago you were at 3k. How are you about to hit 100k
Psycho Wolf it’s from all those people reposting his stuff on iFunny
Preston Peck I’m not complaining, he’s getting the recognition he deserves
Psycho Wolf it's cuz of iFunny
I see a lot of clips from his videos on Instagram
A Fangirl lmao, real shit.
Raccoon has the best reading voice for children’s books to go to sleep to just a very calm deep raspy voice that stays mostly monotone but with a tiny bit of emotion I went off since I’m high but love him reading a story
“ that was nuts , back to you almonds “ 😭
Why does it seem like this changes every time I watch it
Was it just me or did anyone else’s think that raccoon eggs was swaggersouls when you started watching him
Gotta love when Papa Racc reads a bedtime story
I was waiting for the joke during ‘Where the wild things are’ but it was literally just racc reading them a bedtime story. Lmao.
U have watched almost all of your vids in the past day, you should upload more(or not, its gonna be worth the wait)
Woah, HOME - Wizards for the outro? You've got good taste, my guy.👊
When ever they joke about something serious I honestly feel bad for laughing but its so freaking funny. 😂
Never drink the tea unless it’s had plenty of time to cool down 😂😂😂