John Crist on Selective Outrage
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
- Why is that people's outrage never lines up with how they spend their money?
From my third special John Crist: Would Like To Release a Statement, filmed live at the Majestic Theater in Dallas, TX.
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Hilarious and so true! Still united on the Target one, though!
Boycotting target for sure
Target caved on that one. They have men's & women's separate bathrooms
@@RobertaReal7980it’s not about the bathrooms. It’s about their clothing line that included “tucking” swimsuits in 2023. In 2022 they had chest binders marketed to teenage girls. I’ve been boycotting since then lol
Lol, never been to a target😂
@@RobertaReal7980But then they went and blew it again with pushing trans in the kids' clothing.
Ordering salmon at Applebee's 🤢🤢🤮🤮
You're a brave man John 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
Totally true! Though I would say I haven’t shopped at Target in years and years!
Same. I stopped shopping there over 10 years ago.
Our society is addicted to outrage. Sad but true.
No. you are addicted to saying random things to sound intelligent
Angry .. You're not wrong 😂
Only certain groups of people. The normal ones are not.
I'm outraged by this comment.
Outrage and panic porn.
Ok...I popped a button laughing so hard! All of it was hilarious-but the Pelosi, and he said"I knew that joke was gonna work in Texas!" Yeah, I lost it😂😂
So funny, but I haven't been to Target since. However Amazon has done some stuff I don't like, but prime changes my mind every time. 😂
Most of the time if I type lol, it's not literal - I just felt some level of internal amusement. But this time, audible laughter did occur. Thanks for the actual laughs, John
So glad he’s back. Love this.
Have not shopped at Target for 12+ years!
Hard time believing that.
@@mattmax11 It's true! I do not shop at Target ... period.
@@LeeAnnahsCreationssounds like you've been on your "period" the last 12 years
@LeeAnnahsCreations do you want a medal? 😂
I’m in NJ and that joke worked for me too!
Na I’m still boycotting target. But as a Chick-Fil-A employee, in the past some gay customers would come in specifically to provoke the cashiers into offending them. Idk why people want to be offended and then get mad when they’re offended. Lose-lose situation there. Cashiers never fell into that trap though.
Very wise.
Hilariously true! Thanks John for speaking on it!!!
Hey…have you seen Targets stock? I’ve not gone back. A bunch of my friends haven’t either? Anyone know where to buy sheets? 😅
Wayfair!
Walmart, Amazon
Plenty-0-places!!!!
My Pillow!
Peach skin sheets.
Guess I'm the exception to the Target boycott. I haven't been there since 2016 since that bathroom nonsense started. Yes, I'm stubborn.
Good for you. When my then wife insisted on going, I had to go with her. Brought a baseball bat into the store with me and stood outside the restroom door when she and our daughter went in! She gave it up after that!!!!
@@genewilliams617 Glad she did. I wouldn't put my daughter through that, if I had one. Sorry, Target pissed me off enough to never go back. Plus the fact they wouldn't allow Salvation Army in front of their store, that did it. They cam kiss my you know what.
Glad he’s doing well, LOVE him! Come to Denver, John!!! $99!!
Too bad that Target kept pushing and now their sales are actually being impacted. They involve themselves in stuff they don't have to which creates controversy. That's the worst.
I get accidentally getting caught up in it... people complain about everything. But you have companies sticking their hand in a hornets nest and complaining when they're getting stung.
I'm just going to look at the throw pillows!
I’ve not seen every single one of your videos but a lot of them. Every time I’m laughing a lot, giggles, and agreeing. This one is again so spot on and funny. I’m laughing so hard and long, like the kind you have at family gatherings when reminiscing of the past. I’ve said it before to you, but I’d squeezed you so hard right now if I saw you in person. Great job entertaining and giving truth without the foul language and vulgarity.
Well done!
We are all in our feelings. Nothing wrong with feelings, but it’s unhealthy to make all our decisions based on how we feel.
We live in a culture where logic is feelings and acceptance is happiness.
That was flawless 🔥😂
John….please add a show in KNOXVILLE TENNESSEE ❤❤❤❤
Budlight worked both on internet and real life
Because they basically offended both sides of the spectrum lol
I’ve never drank a beer in my life, but definitely boycotting Budlight!
No way, haven’t been to Target in over 2 years. Walked out after I walked past the gay pride pet end cap. Their donating to child mutilation groups only confirmed my choice.
Chick-fil-a doesn’t hate gays. They hate chickens
Kids today think the flag belongs at the middle of the pole.
Yes! My husband and i talk about how the flag is ALWAYS at half mass. I have grown tired of constantly looking up the reason. Now i will just say "its because a turtle has a straw in its eye" 😂
Half mast?
‘Let’s hear them out’ 😂
Nope, still not doing Target lol :p
This may shock you but I have not shopped at Target since that time.
Hilarious! - but I’ve never been back to Target.
If you think people aren't mad in real life, drive 485 in Charlotte. People on that beltline are in constant rage mode.
Still don't shop at Target. Sorry, not sorry.
Best. Comedian. EVER. Having a rough day? Play some John Crist.
John is king of comedy!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You are brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Touched my funny bone marrow - 😂😂😂😂
A straw in a turtles eye! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't! I can't!😂😂😂😂
I wasn’t aware of all this. I’m a fan of The Holderness Family and they prompt Target, as well as a few other comedians.
You’re great!! Hilarious
The proverbial pearl clutching has to go 💯 Over it!
I have not been back to a Target to this day
Your body language is hilarious 😂❤
,I can make a BETTER sandwich at home....😂
Too funny
He knew that line killed 1:13 trying to hold his laughter. Good stuff..
No “target” for my fam either because they’re trying to TARGET our kids. 🎯
Stop it 😂😂😂
@@justalex19 it just came to
me as I was typing. 😂😂😂
In real life i never go to Target!
Oh my gosh soooo true
Ricky Gervais - You found it offensive? I found it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.
new name for Chick fillet Chick filllettt My sabbath day.
He's good! And the clean sorta good!
Don't wanna be "that guy" but I think the woke verbage added to the chick fillet website recently skews the premise of that bit segment
Agreed.
Hilarious!
Remember when Mickey D put kale on their menu? Yeah, turns out people who eat kale don't eat at Mickey D. Who could have guessed? I'd love to see a big corporation just say no to the nonsense, then come back a year later and remind everyone about it. You know, rub it in.
cool
Screw Chik fil a, this sandwich is awesome can I please have another.
❤😂
Meh, I haven’t shopped at Target ever since their stupid stance. Expensive Walmart
So cute ❤❤❤
1700 views 84k likes wtf ?
Lol😂😂😂
Never been this early. Feels weird😭
Good job , you discovered time.
Aziz ansari did the same chick fil a bit like 8 years ago. Also this is just the “you criticize capitalism, yet you live in a capitalist society” guy irl.
This is funny❤️❤️❤️
He Strikes me as a white Katt Williams
😂😂
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First to watch....wow😂😂😂
Your mom was my first.... wow😂😂😂
Chick-fil-A is woke now.
Stop interrupting everyone when you talk. Especially when they are twice the comedian you ever will be