Boaters Never Do This When at The Boat Ramp ! (Chit Show )

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  • Опубліковано 13 кві 2024
  • Just when you think Black Point Marina can't give you more boom it floods you with chittery. Today I was doing imaginary bets with my subscribers and I sure won !
    My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami
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  • @bigE35094
    @bigE35094 Місяць тому +11

    THE CHIT SHOW....BEST DAMN SHOW ON THE PLANET.....

    • @D65Cinder11HDR
      @D65Cinder11HDR Місяць тому +3

      Eye agree 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤

  • @rileypup5959
    @rileypup5959 Місяць тому +8

    The commentary when the kayaker was coming in was funny. Had me cracking up.

  • @FishinmattRyann
    @FishinmattRyann Місяць тому +7

    I got $50 for you Alfred!😅

  • @bob_atwestmi_fl_us7812
    @bob_atwestmi_fl_us7812 Місяць тому +6

    The guy in the sailboat was the only one who had his chit together.

  • @riverakers
    @riverakers Місяць тому +6

    Kayak flip!

  • @forrestshadow
    @forrestshadow Місяць тому +5

    The bet was just a cover, you was happy. I could hear it in your tone, bro.

  • @D65Cinder11HDR
    @D65Cinder11HDR Місяць тому +5

    Wait for it 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Marco1970_
    @Marco1970_ Місяць тому +5

    The smoke show😂

  • @sloick
    @sloick Місяць тому +4

    Six adults in a boat and only one tries to stop a hit!

  • @bonniejosavland3227
    @bonniejosavland3227 Місяць тому +5

    They’re going to start petitions to have the end of the docks rounded😜👀🤣

  • @poepflater
    @poepflater Місяць тому +4

    guy at the start looked like he had a braai in the back!

  • @BoatFromTallinn
    @BoatFromTallinn Місяць тому +4

    Kayaker is my fav!)

  • @bluedott7956
    @bluedott7956 Місяць тому +4

    Another day another chit show

  • @dianesaumure9729
    @dianesaumure9729 Місяць тому +5

    Windshield is so dirty he can't see

  • @davidradke5170
    @davidradke5170 Місяць тому +4

    2 stroke pallozia

  • @MrWestsiderider
    @MrWestsiderider Місяць тому +3

    Oh chit !

  • @sloick
    @sloick Місяць тому +2

    You need chit show stickers to cover the holes in their boats.

  • @A5JDZK
    @A5JDZK Місяць тому +1

    It's shocking to see just how many people have 0 experience docking a boat. They don't understand how the current is pushing their boat. They definitely don't know how to use fenders. Safety is out the window. It's a real chit show!!!

  • @larrifancher
    @larrifancher Місяць тому +2

    You crack me up with your commentary...you are so right..HAHAHAHAHA...most of these people have no business owning a boat...I was a Merchant Mariner for 20 years...Ugh...

  • @robotjg962
    @robotjg962 Місяць тому +3

    Enjoy you show very much, thanks. Is there companies that a boat owner can take lessons on piloting and docking the boat? Seems to me a lot of the captains lack experience.

  • @robbreinke6103
    @robbreinke6103 Місяць тому +1

    I got your 50 for you lol that was funny couldn't stop laughing about it

  • @thedevilinthecircuit1414
    @thedevilinthecircuit1414 Місяць тому +1

    Pro Tip: have your dock line on the center cleat; not the bow or the stern. You can control the entire boat with that single line, instead of just the end it's attached to.

  • @lyndseymarieburke1834
    @lyndseymarieburke1834 Місяць тому +1

    Hi Alfred love this show! You never know what is going to happen! 😎🥰❤️

  • @scottpetersen6680
    @scottpetersen6680 Місяць тому

    Fifty, fifty 🤩 chit show. Love it from TX.

  • @HiggsBJ
    @HiggsBJ Місяць тому

    Alfred you’re a monster! lol! That canoe was great.

  • @aspenandvail
    @aspenandvail Місяць тому +1

    It truly is a Chit Show! OMG

  • @ismesis
    @ismesis Місяць тому +1

    yes the best show in a while

  • @alphasportstv
    @alphasportstv Місяць тому +1

    Wow what's with all these old 2-stroke clunkers? I thought they were extinct!

  • @lyndseymarieburke1834
    @lyndseymarieburke1834 Місяць тому +2

    OMG That hurt 😳

  • @user-xv5hx1vf2p
    @user-xv5hx1vf2p Місяць тому +1

    Gotta love the sound of cracking glass😅😅

  • @2real4u007
    @2real4u007 Місяць тому +1

    Lol! Close the boarder!

  • @patrickpeterson500
    @patrickpeterson500 Місяць тому +2

    Good boat

  • @bkodiak73
    @bkodiak73 Місяць тому +1

    50 bro. Your videos make me miss South Florida.

  • @albertliverman2572
    @albertliverman2572 Місяць тому +1

    That was awesome

  • @wheezy1964
    @wheezy1964 Місяць тому +2

    50 bucks! Dang!

  • @waynewilliams8554
    @waynewilliams8554 Місяць тому +1

    Alfred, you'll never run out of content!!

  • @chrisv9006
    @chrisv9006 Місяць тому +1

    This is soooo painful 😂

  • @unlimitedj06
    @unlimitedj06 Місяць тому

    Alfred all those two stroke engines were just out there fumigating to keep you safe from the mosquitoes. 😉😉😉 Alfred eres brujo. 🧙🏼‍♂️

  • @Dda713
    @Dda713 Місяць тому

    it became so peaceful for just a minute when the audio went out on camera change

  • @lee81147
    @lee81147 Місяць тому

    A good example of a lot of people with more money than brains😂

  • @leonard7736
    @leonard7736 Місяць тому +1

    The camera got that...

  • @richardpowell6238
    @richardpowell6238 Місяць тому

    I bet you two $50 that you two can't do any better then the man on the kayak 😂

  • @charliewoodward6125
    @charliewoodward6125 18 днів тому

    Monster Montaner...hahahahahhaa

  • @jpat99
    @jpat99 Місяць тому

    The lines on that CV are pretty.

  • @elang8599
    @elang8599 Місяць тому +1

    Hope the mast on the sail boat makes it home.

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 Місяць тому +1

      The boat never goes home, there is a place in the park where he sleeps.

  • @VanilaGorila96
    @VanilaGorila96 Місяць тому

    theres a hole in the side of that boat lmao

  • @brunocoppola2639
    @brunocoppola2639 Місяць тому

    Alfredo you Jinxed that kayaker

  • @jorgeperezdeprado8941
    @jorgeperezdeprado8941 Місяць тому +2

    Bridgeports rule...

  • @keithkennedy2725
    @keithkennedy2725 Місяць тому

    The struggle is real..😮

  • @leonard7736
    @leonard7736 Місяць тому

    Saw a bimini on a wave runner the other day.

  • @danielmorsk4002
    @danielmorsk4002 Місяць тому

    fifty! he'll yea. nothin like experience.

  • @bert4326
    @bert4326 Місяць тому

    50 when I see you at the ramp.

  • @paulashton3446
    @paulashton3446 Місяць тому +2

    New business opportunities so for boat docking

  • @emeraldkind
    @emeraldkind Місяць тому

    It’s definitely damaged. I don’t care what it looks like. That was the sound of fiberglass cracking!

  • @chrisperrien7055
    @chrisperrien7055 Місяць тому

    Sounded like the crack of fiber glass. would have to look at the inside of that hull section. I'd bet there is delamination and cracking.
    On the flip side, can't be in a hurry on a boat ramp

  • @KM.130
    @KM.130 Місяць тому

    he may not have any holes in the boat but Id bet his gears have a few shredded teeth!!!

  • @RicardoRodriguez-bt9in
    @RicardoRodriguez-bt9in Місяць тому

    I think his engines are idling to high that’s why when he shifts from forward to neutral and reverse it’s making that sound he’s not going to have any lower unit left! 😅

  • @matthewbedore2732
    @matthewbedore2732 Місяць тому

    Got your 50

  • @ronaldwilliams5067
    @ronaldwilliams5067 24 дні тому

    lol 50 to ya

  • @scottgjerdingen
    @scottgjerdingen Місяць тому

    I’ve never understood why inexperienced captains don’t make everybody sit. With folks walking around, throwing off the balance of the boat and while trying to help… they are just making the captains job harder. Let the captain doc the boat, tie it up & then others can move freely.
    Also, inexperienced captains should look to dock on the upside of the current… wait if you need to, it’s safer & often faster…. Especially for single screw boats.

  • @paulashton3446
    @paulashton3446 Місяць тому +1

    Thinking Alfred is passing off bad karma to be lack point elite boaters 😢

  • @terinac5082
    @terinac5082 Місяць тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @gregorykubicek7673
    @gregorykubicek7673 Місяць тому +1

    Have you seen Fred the American crocodile brother

  • @sterlinghancock1157
    @sterlinghancock1157 Місяць тому +1

    $50.00 bucks my friends

  • @PugFaceMusic
    @PugFaceMusic Місяць тому

    Falls in at 15:00

  • @Paul-nb1ub
    @Paul-nb1ub Місяць тому

    And make a hat or a t-shirt on that one

  • @timmiller5170
    @timmiller5170 Місяць тому

    where is Fred, have not seen him in the last several shows

  • @ThaReilDeal
    @ThaReilDeal Місяць тому

    say something if you know something bad will happen there is a kid in the front of the boat

  • @plsadventures961
    @plsadventures961 Місяць тому +1

    He needs to sell the boat and move on lol.

  • @Paul-nb1ub
    @Paul-nb1ub Місяць тому

    How much does a hook sunglasses cost

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  Місяць тому

      The ones on my site www.luxuryribtenders.com with Chit Show logo are 199

  • @greathornedowl3644
    @greathornedowl3644 Місяць тому +1

    🤔I may not be smart enough to have thousands to spend on a boat, buy why would you go into it not knowing what you are doing.

  • @zegoflorida
    @zegoflorida Місяць тому

    SmokeShow

  • @patrickpeterson500
    @patrickpeterson500 Місяць тому

    He did gust for y lll

  • @Iunnnooo
    @Iunnnooo Місяць тому

    Audio trippin

  • @buckkienzle6010
    @buckkienzle6010 Місяць тому

    Does anyone in Florida know how to drive a boat?? I mean...

  • @user-lq8gy4kz5w
    @user-lq8gy4kz5w Місяць тому

    $50.00

  • @user-tf6sl6dh2j
    @user-tf6sl6dh2j Місяць тому

    The worst sailors, there are better than you Alfred. You can vertically control that little raft you got.

  • @dennygrove777
    @dennygrove777 28 днів тому

    It truly amazes me that these fools with twin motors dont know how to turn a boat on.its axis

  • @user-fx7gi7rr7c
    @user-fx7gi7rr7c Місяць тому

    50

  • @johne9562
    @johne9562 Місяць тому +1

    Audio is really crappy on this vid :(

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  Місяць тому +2

      Yes regrettably my audio took a Chit!

    • @nerdgarage
      @nerdgarage Місяць тому +1

      @@B__Mer Yeah there may not be a visible hole but that fibreglass is toast

  • @dlg4president
    @dlg4president Місяць тому

    50