Ok so I searched up what is the longest contraction and got this y'all'll'nt've'd's, which means "You all will not have had us". An example of how this could be used is "Y'all'll'nt've'd's scared to death if you didn't jump off that bridge!". I think I have discovered ultimate power
i personally prefer y'all'd've'f'i'd've, which means "you all would have if i would have". It could be used in a sentence such as, "dont give me that lecture cause we both know that y'all'd've'f'i'd've."
@@knifelife1943 On God, that's going to be the new "so if your friend jumped off a bridge" argument. "Say there was a bridge. Y'all'd've'f'i'd've jumped off?"
Fun fact: the whole Persephone story was originally Persephone going to Hades to hook up with him or something, she refused to go out of the underworld, Demeter was whining at her to come back like "I am your mother you live by my rules." But Persephone wanted to be with Hades some more, so she was like "erm, no u ain't the boss of me binch." Demeter told Zeus and Zeus was like "Can u maybe visit your mum a bit more because like, everything's dying and she's just sat in a corner doing frick all and I need to fill my yearly quota of rawing mortals." So Persephone is like "fiiiiine." And she goes up, slaps Demeter in the face telling her to get back to work and then she goes back to Hades for a bit of down time then Demeter throws another tantrum so Zeus calls her and he be like "Your ma's in a corner again and I still need my fill of mortal ass." So now Persephone visits like every 6 months to appease Demeter who makes plants grow and the plants feed the mortals who spread their legs for Zeus and everybody's happy.
More or less. I haven't found that version, but there are multiple versions of each myth, so that was one of them and possibly the first, but they're are other versions and the ancient greeks really need to get there stories straight.
0:44 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's so much unexplained shit going on here. I can't tell if he's standing in a toilet or has his feet propped up in a urinal; 1 foot with a knee sock, the other no sock but a flipflop; wearing apparently different leg length pants; about to eat a beans and cigarette butts sandwich. Just so many ????????
Literally any time someone says something along the lines of 'don't do (x) what if your future husband doesn't like it?' (Which happens pretty rarely and normally with older people) I'm just like *gay laughter*
I mean, forcing yourself to change for your romantic partner is something you're going to have to put up with or they're going to have to put up with. Either way someone loses in the relationship if you have a problem.
@@sethyoder7996 no, changing for a significant other is a bad plan. What if you break up? That part of you is gone. Partners should love you for you, not for the you that changed. (unless it's nasty like gross habits)
That post really made me think. I’ve never had a parent or anyone else complain about my behavior choices with “what if your future wife doesn’t like it?”
My favorite poem of all time- Willie pushed his sister Nell In the family drinking well. She's there yet because it kill't her. Now we have to buy a filter.
+54B3R Well, homemade kvass that I had at my birthday was pretty much the only alcohol I've ever drank, so even if the taste is good, I'm unlikely to try it simply because it's alcoholic (although, homemade kvass goes great if you just take a sip with a bite of homemade cheburek covered in dill, parsley and mayonnaise).
"You know what, to hell with it. Go ahead and stick your damn finger in a gun barrel about to fire. When you're squealing on the ground, holding a shattered squirting stump to your chest, I will say, 'Told you so.' then I will point and laugh."
There’s a stereotypical “dominant” role in relationships that almost always is filled by a man in a straight couple, and is almost always considered the more likely to be or become toxic individual in a gay couple. The whole thing with changing for your partner is supposed to be compromise. You watch each other’s stuff together, or you just let the other watch TV while you record the show for later if they overlap. You make compromises, not change everything and give up something that’s just another part of your life. Giving up cigarettes? Sure. Changing your alcoholic preference? Why? Just buy different stuff, you can avoid having to bicker over who gets the last of a bottle or case too (if you drink at all). Be _in_ a relationship, not fighting to force its existence.
ikr I don't know why they see that as just changing because women have to submit to men. my father had to stop smoking because my mother didn't like it. a lot of men watch tv shows they would never watch normally just for their gf or wife. that's compromise and that's how you make a relationship work. I hate to be that guy but I think that's kind of the issue with millennials and why they have a hard time with relationships. we're so focused on teaching kids to be free, do whatever they want and be whoever they want that they never learn things like compromising to get something you want.
@@amuro9624 Except that teaching kids to be free and to be themselves usually comes with the parallel lesson that they're to let other people be free and be themselves as well. So I don't think it's as much a Millennial issue as it is a cultural issue based on three things: immaturity, the obsession with perfection that's been around forever but which gets its best publicity through our entertainment, and the enduring assertion by our supposed betters that compromise is somehow a bad thing. The immaturity is easy and obvious to note, of course, but not specific to Millennials (there are plenty of Boomers and Xers who could stand to grow up and learn that the world doesn't revolve around them). The obsession with perfection and how it's portrayed in entertainment is also easy to find. But I'm going to go there and point out that the mutation of "find ways to get along" into "my way or you get nothing" has been most vividly displayed in Congress for at _least_ the past decade (longer, actually, but it's really picked up steam in that time). There, "compromise" has been treated like a dirty word, and today it still has that unilateral definition of only one person/party gaining anything from the "negotiations" (such as they are). With that constant bombardment of "me first" from one of the highest levels of government-rather than concern for the greater good of the nation-it's no wonder people of all ages don't understand what the word means any longer. Or if they do, they're unwilling to participate unless they get literally everything they want.
Wow. Every comment in this post (including the post itself) just hits the nail on the head for what plagues this nation as a whole. I swear, I could point to pretty much anyone in my friend groups or just anyone I know in general and could apply this to them, specifically the lacking in compromises. It's as if my generation has forgotten that life isn't all about them (not to say that this couldn't apply to my parents' generation or even my grandparents'), and most of the people I know have struggled with keeping a relationship going for longer than a few months or so. I myself have admittedly lost a few relationships, but not for the same reasons as much of today's world (that is, I lost them due to outside factors, not as a matter of ignorance to what they liked. Rather, I tried my hardest to show that I cared about them by indulging them in the things they showed to me, be it their style of music or a game they loved, something I think this entire nation could do to learn how to do). Not to point a finger, but my own parents could also do to learn how to compromise, in just about anything, to be perfectly honest. I'm told that I'm a lot like my mother, but one thing that I will set aside as a surefire difference is that I'm willing to not let everything be about me (though about some things it just has to be, which I believe is understandable. Everyone needs to draw the line somewhere after all). I've personally had a lot of experience in doing this, in part from my relationships with boyfriends and best friends alike, and my siblings. I've grown up in a pretty big family by most standards, so as you can imagine I've learned the hard way to share the spotlight. However, another big part of compromise, as I mentioned previously, is learning where to draw the line. What I mean is, sure you can share the spotlight (to expand on my previous example), but you also must need to know when to step forward. I think what many people miss about compromises is that you *can* agree to relent about some things, but that it doesn't make you a *pushover.* I think it's ridiculous how people just let others' opinions cloud their own judgement about the subject, to the point where compromise is practically a dirty word, to be spoken on the tongue of the devil. I'm glad to find that at least some people around here share my opinion on the matter, and hopefully the concept of compromise begins again to circulate its way into the minds of the people.
I sometimes think there are jokes and posts that are in a special category that I can't comprehend. When I see them I just stare into space thinking what am I missing.
6:33 the dog that I'm dogsitting will not let out a sigh but instead will whirl around, jump slightly and make these weird noises, like it's not barking or growling but it's somewhere in between: "arruraa. Rura. Arrrr. Ruraruaa." She does this when she needs to pee or whenever I sit on this one chair, that specific armchair makes her lose her damn mind when someone sits in it and I don't know why.
1:14 I read a personal experience thing by a mailman, and he mentioned that he was attacked by turkeys and that pepper spray didn’t work on them, so I guess that answers that.
That last one is like saying that Indiana Jones would have survived the nuke because the fridge had lead lining, but that wouldn’t stop that nuke from yeeting that fridge into the stratosphere
6:01 a member of the lgbt community said that and it made me happy, I'm liberal myself I just don't like the multiple genders idea; there's two. (edit)Oh the hell I have unleash with this comment, I just want to affirm that I believe that Gender shouldn't define who you are, nor should you change it. You should be who you want to be. You can get Gender changes, but I think making up random genders is stupid, beacuse despite it supposedly being a freedom of expression, you are tieing yourself down to this thing you've made up and that doesn't exist. I prefer the days when genitalia determined your Gender, beacuse in today's society, it would be easier to get over it, as nobody should be held back by their genitals, also; why is there a need to have multiple genders? Finally, I do acknowledge that there are people who identify as both and neither, however that isn't a Gender in itself. I'm all for people freely expressing themselves, and being whoever they want, but I also have a very logical and scientific outlook on life, and from that scientific and logical outlook, there is only room for two genders really, that's just what I feel, and that's just what I believe, please don't feel insecure beacuse I gave my opinion. If you want to make up your own Gender; go ahead, I won't stop you, but I won't believe in that Gender as well, beacuse you asked me to blindly agree that it exists; beacuse that'd be religion.
Ok, just saying this, being LGBT and Liberal doesn't give you a free pass for intolerance. Before you take a standpoint, I recommend researching it and, if possible, talking to people who believe otherwise.
Extra note: Technically, male and female are the 2 genders, but Agender can also be considered a third; everything else is considered to be on a spectrum between.
I agree. Of course, agender and nonbinary people do exist, but those people are just that: people without the need to assign themselves to a gender. Trans people aren't their own gender, they are the gender they feel like they are.
11:25 actually hit home with me, because I can't even count how many times someone has commented on how "Guys don't like fat girls" or something of that nature just when I happen to enter a room.
My mom had me a 42 and, with he whole 1% deformity thing, that kinda got me thinking. -I’m pretty tall for an 11 y/o girl (5”1’) -metabolism slow as hell -anger issues -eats one chocolate gains 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pounds
11:26 Idk why the frick I always do this but I ALWAYS every time is see this, think it a guy at first. And then it’s like guys and I’m like gay guy? Cool. And then it clicks oH iTs A gIrL
I want that finger in the gun person to take a bunch of signs and run off a cliff and then hold them up one at a time before turning and running back onto the cliff so they can show that cartoon physics is as real as any other physics.
13:11 i really don't know who is correct. On one hand, a finger does seem not enough to block a gun from shooting a bullet. On the other hand, I've seen those detective riddles and one of them is like "An agent is threatened with death by another person but the agent convinces the person to kill him with his gun instead of his knife. Then he throws the gun into the snow. The other guy tries to use it, but he died." It said it was because the shaft is jammed with snow and so the gun will explode in his face when he tries to shoot it. So is the riddle wrong? Or snow can block a gun but not a finger?
12:15 okay real talk. If my SO isn't interested in stuff i like that's fine. But adamantly refusing to take part in them with me is a deal breaker. You don't have to be good at it, you don't have to like it, but if i want to share that experience with you its an asshole move to say no. I like videogames but my girlfriend isn't big on them but she still tries to play them with me when i ask. This goes for guys too, if your girl fucking loves makeup and shopping and she wants you to help her/go shopping with her, you go and try to have the best damn time you can because she is having fun and wants to share that with you. She wants to put makeup on you? let her cause she'll think its hilarious and have a grand time and you'll probably end up laughing too even if you hate the idea of it because shes happy and laughing.
2:28 - SCUBA is not a word... It's an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Yes, I am the asshole that will say that to ruin somebody's good mood.
Came here for the hot guy in the thumbnail. Wouldn't react like the poster, mostly because I'm shy/easily embarrassed, but I don't believe in pre-marital sex. I'd be like "Are you in the right place? Why aren't you wearing a shirt? Are you even a doctor? This isn't healthy!" 😱
Also isn't 4:20 basically youtube with these videos? (Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, and UA-cam, with UA-cam being the one that has videos consisting of the other 4 sites)
That last meme through me for a fuckin loop and honestly I said to myself, what if the whole point was that putting your finger in the hole would kill you and youd feel the sweet release of death itself
If you don't want children and someone asks "what if your husband wants children" isn't because they're expecting you to change, it's because they think it's wrong to make your husband change
Ok so I searched up what is the longest contraction and got this
y'all'll'nt've'd's, which means "You all will not have had us". An example of how this could be used is "Y'all'll'nt've'd's scared to death if you didn't jump off that bridge!".
I think I have discovered ultimate power
I've figured out how to make this sound with my mouth, and I'm using it in conversation now.
holy shit
i personally prefer y'all'd've'f'i'd've, which means "you all would have if i would have". It could be used in a sentence such as, "dont give me that lecture cause we both know that y'all'd've'f'i'd've."
@@knifelife1943
On God, that's going to be the new "so if your friend jumped off a bridge" argument.
"Say there was a bridge. Y'all'd've'f'i'd've jumped off?"
*_how_to_pronounce.exe_*
"Satan farting out a Metallica solo"
Fun fact: the whole Persephone story was originally Persephone going to Hades to hook up with him or something, she refused to go out of the underworld, Demeter was whining at her to come back like "I am your mother you live by my rules." But Persephone wanted to be with Hades some more, so she was like "erm, no u ain't the boss of me binch." Demeter told Zeus and Zeus was like "Can u maybe visit your mum a bit more because like, everything's dying and she's just sat in a corner doing frick all and I need to fill my yearly quota of rawing mortals." So Persephone is like "fiiiiine." And she goes up, slaps Demeter in the face telling her to get back to work and then she goes back to Hades for a bit of down time then Demeter throws another tantrum so Zeus calls her and he be like "Your ma's in a corner again and I still need my fill of mortal ass." So now Persephone visits like every 6 months to appease Demeter who makes plants grow and the plants feed the mortals who spread their legs for Zeus and everybody's happy.
More or less. I haven't found that version, but there are multiple versions of each myth, so that was one of them and possibly the first, but they're are other versions and the ancient greeks really need to get there stories straight.
"I need to fill my yearly quota of rawing mortals." I'M CHOKING
This is the best description
Oml i love this description
I thought they were talking about the webtoon comic lol
0:44 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's so much unexplained shit going on here. I can't tell if he's standing in a toilet or has his feet propped up in a urinal; 1 foot with a knee sock, the other no sock but a flipflop; wearing apparently different leg length pants; about to eat a beans and cigarette butts sandwich. Just so many ????????
I thought it was ketchup
I thought it was ketchup and cheese oml
Imagine if the bathroom floor was carpeted too.
IS THAT AN INSTAGRAM STORIES HASHTAG
gotta be a toilet because there is a backing to it
Literally any time someone says something along the lines of 'don't do (x) what if your future husband doesn't like it?' (Which happens pretty rarely and normally with older people) I'm just like
*gay laughter*
I mean, forcing yourself to change for your romantic partner is something you're going to have to put up with or they're going to have to put up with. Either way someone loses in the relationship if you have a problem.
@@sethyoder7996 no, changing for a significant other is a bad plan. What if you break up? That part of you is gone. Partners should love you for you, not for the you that changed. (unless it's nasty like gross habits)
That post really made me think. I’ve never had a parent or anyone else complain about my behavior choices with “what if your future wife doesn’t like it?”
12:29 you can’t expect Goku to know how bullets work, kid got shot in the face and didn’t get so much of a bruise.
But he wasn't wrong
warystatue33 dont ruin it
_if you see this comment, you’ve been booped by the legendary wrapping paper tube_
Edit: what the fuck okay lots of people like gettin bonked
_cloonk_
Doloonk
**Le gasp** I feel honored
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH
My favorite poem of all time-
Willie pushed his sister Nell
In the family drinking well.
She's there yet because it kill't her.
Now we have to buy a filter.
0:58 Holy mother of barnacles! I agree with that "I have never been so afraid of a liquid." part.
I've had it, it's not that bad
+54B3R
Well, homemade kvass that I had at my birthday was pretty much the only alcohol I've ever drank, so even if the taste is good, I'm unlikely to try it simply because it's alcoholic (although, homemade kvass goes great if you just take a sip with a bite of homemade cheburek covered in dill, parsley and mayonnaise).
+54B3R
About the part that I put in the brackets, I forgot: aaaaaaand repeat.
It’s not like it’s more alcoholic than either spirit.
Why hello there. I came here 5 months late to tell you that I read this in spongebob’s voice for no reason. Good day
"You know what, to hell with it. Go ahead and stick your damn finger in a gun barrel about to fire. When you're squealing on the ground, holding a shattered squirting stump to your chest, I will say, 'Told you so.' then I will point and laugh."
You will point with your fully functional finger and laugh*
I pray you know theyre joking. Otherwise, do us a favor and never own a gun.
No you won't. Because their finger will stop the bullet.
“with my undamaged digit because I’m not a moron.”
Nah the finger will stop the bullet. It’ll see the finger and it won’t hit it because that’s rude and it has manners
I died at:
"I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU EGG"
13:05 *reads name* I mean. For you it would probably work, but for other people I wouldn’t be so sure.
I like how its obviously a NotKenM moment and not very hard to get the joke but 3 different people were confused by it
It’s just a large r/wooosh
I’m so disappointed in them
I actually thought he was an idiot for the entire post and only noticed the name at the end and I was so disappointed in myself
He is an idiot.
There is no SSJ14.
3:44
I woke my grandparents up at 1 am laughing so damn hard at this.
Grandma got ran over by a raindrop.... GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A LEMON CAR
*what the frickity frackity fuck is this*
@@Murzolith lmao i love your response to that 🤣🤣🤣
@@brycenmayer7686 *Thanks my social anxiety came up with it*
I think the people got woooshed on that last one.
This isn’t reddit this is Sparta
Person: "you're going to hell"
Same Person: *Reacts like how dare you talk like that to someone else*
"I'm your girlfriend you egg" Idk but that is the funniest thing I've ever heard
Its funny for me you egg
1:54
My friend: Why does nobody ship Lithuania with Prussia?
Me: *preparing to give a political speech and a history lesson at the same time*
Self
Contained
Underwater
Breathing
Apparatus
2:26 that cat is me when I finally get freedom
**to the tune of fireflies**
*I WOULD DIE A THOUSAND TIMES*
*JUST TO HEAR YOU SAY MY NAAAME*
You can't escape the Emo
You are emo forever [earrape high hopes in the background]
0:29 SCP-173
Object Class: -Euclid- Peter
*peanut what happened to you*
*underrated comment of the century holy $#!+ I'm dying sendhelp*
I love how the first one is Panic! At The Disco. We need more of that.
There’s a stereotypical “dominant” role in relationships that almost always is filled by a man in a straight couple, and is almost always considered the more likely to be or become toxic individual in a gay couple. The whole thing with changing for your partner is supposed to be compromise. You watch each other’s stuff together, or you just let the other watch TV while you record the show for later if they overlap. You make compromises, not change everything and give up something that’s just another part of your life.
Giving up cigarettes? Sure. Changing your alcoholic preference? Why? Just buy different stuff, you can avoid having to bicker over who gets the last of a bottle or case too (if you drink at all). Be _in_ a relationship, not fighting to force its existence.
I'm not that old..... But i know this saved someone's life. So thank you for making the world slightly more tolerable
ikr I don't know why they see that as just changing because women have to submit to men. my father had to stop smoking because my mother didn't like it. a lot of men watch tv shows they would never watch normally just for their gf or wife. that's compromise and that's how you make a relationship work. I hate to be that guy but I think that's kind of the issue with millennials and why they have a hard time with relationships. we're so focused on teaching kids to be free, do whatever they want and be whoever they want that they never learn things like compromising to get something you want.
@@amuro9624 Except that teaching kids to be free and to be themselves usually comes with the parallel lesson that they're to let other people be free and be themselves as well. So I don't think it's as much a Millennial issue as it is a cultural issue based on three things: immaturity, the obsession with perfection that's been around forever but which gets its best publicity through our entertainment, and the enduring assertion by our supposed betters that compromise is somehow a bad thing.
The immaturity is easy and obvious to note, of course, but not specific to Millennials (there are plenty of Boomers and Xers who could stand to grow up and learn that the world doesn't revolve around them). The obsession with perfection and how it's portrayed in entertainment is also easy to find.
But I'm going to go there and point out that the mutation of "find ways to get along" into "my way or you get nothing" has been most vividly displayed in Congress for at _least_ the past decade (longer, actually, but it's really picked up steam in that time). There, "compromise" has been treated like a dirty word, and today it still has that unilateral definition of only one person/party gaining anything from the "negotiations" (such as they are). With that constant bombardment of "me first" from one of the highest levels of government-rather than concern for the greater good of the nation-it's no wonder people of all ages don't understand what the word means any longer. Or if they do, they're unwilling to participate unless they get literally everything they want.
Wow. Every comment in this post (including the post itself) just hits the nail on the head for what plagues this nation as a whole. I swear, I could point to pretty much anyone in my friend groups or just anyone I know in general and could apply this to them, specifically the lacking in compromises. It's as if my generation has forgotten that life isn't all about them (not to say that this couldn't apply to my parents' generation or even my grandparents'), and most of the people I know have struggled with keeping a relationship going for longer than a few months or so. I myself have admittedly lost a few relationships, but not for the same reasons as much of today's world (that is, I lost them due to outside factors, not as a matter of ignorance to what they liked. Rather, I tried my hardest to show that I cared about them by indulging them in the things they showed to me, be it their style of music or a game they loved, something I think this entire nation could do to learn how to do). Not to point a finger, but my own parents could also do to learn how to compromise, in just about anything, to be perfectly honest. I'm told that I'm a lot like my mother, but one thing that I will set aside as a surefire difference is that I'm willing to not let everything be about me (though about some things it just has to be, which I believe is understandable. Everyone needs to draw the line somewhere after all). I've personally had a lot of experience in doing this, in part from my relationships with boyfriends and best friends alike, and my siblings. I've grown up in a pretty big family by most standards, so as you can imagine I've learned the hard way to share the spotlight. However, another big part of compromise, as I mentioned previously, is learning where to draw the line. What I mean is, sure you can share the spotlight (to expand on my previous example), but you also must need to know when to step forward. I think what many people miss about compromises is that you *can* agree to relent about some things, but that it doesn't make you a *pushover.* I think it's ridiculous how people just let others' opinions cloud their own judgement about the subject, to the point where compromise is practically a dirty word, to be spoken on the tongue of the devil. I'm glad to find that at least some people around here share my opinion on the matter, and hopefully the concept of compromise begins again to circulate its way into the minds of the people.
Feminist bull crap. Never gonna be happy in a real relationship.
For all those who r confused about the Roman numerals part, it spells out IM LIVID
1- I
1000-M
51-LI
6-VI
500- D
I hope this helps :)
Bold of them to assume it's a "blood pressure cuff" and not a power limiter that prevents him from reaching ultimate manliness
Justin Haley, or he’s just taking/checking his own blood pressure before banging everybody.
Who's the Doctor at 5:05? For research purposes obviously.
he is clearly not a doctor
They know...
*i scream into the void and the void answers with J A Z Z*
Karen took the lemon car
did she take part of the house too?
08:11 has to be the greatest bit of text-to-speech I've heard in a while
The way it pronounced Gr’daymatey at 8:10 is beautiful😂
Ghramskdaymataych
I sometimes think there are jokes and posts that are in a special category that I can't comprehend. When I see them I just stare into space thinking what am I missing.
12:21 ironically, evolution based us to be reverse
2:36 its a fukkin acronym for self contained underwater breathing apparatus
text: grg'daymatey
voice: gramsgritaymitesh
7:30 , I saw this at the beggining of the year, and decided to go with it and make this my year and boy oh boy, it indeed was!
I’m too late and I don’t even have notifications
That fucking space jam one killed me 😂
6:33 the dog that I'm dogsitting will not let out a sigh but instead will whirl around, jump slightly and make these weird noises, like it's not barking or growling but it's somewhere in between: "arruraa. Rura. Arrrr. Ruraruaa." She does this when she needs to pee or whenever I sit on this one chair, that specific armchair makes her lose her damn mind when someone sits in it and I don't know why.
1:14
I read a personal experience thing by a mailman, and he mentioned that he was attacked by turkeys and that pepper spray didn’t work on them, so I guess that answers that.
That last one is like saying that Indiana Jones would have survived the nuke because the fridge had lead lining, but that wouldn’t stop that nuke from yeeting that fridge into the stratosphere
11:25 I would absolutely watch fashion streams with my girlfriend, but if she ever asked me to wake up at 8:00 am, I'm dumping her on the spot.
8:05 I THOUGHT EVERONE SPELT GREY WITH AN E AND NEVER KNEW ABOUT PEOPLE SPELLING IT GRAY WITH AN A!!!!
7:18 well we didn't succeed
oh the high hopes we had xD
5:08 gonna get me some fertility testing
11:25 wow fucking hilarious thats one of the funniest tumblr posts i've ever seen hahaha xd lol
*the finger blocks the bullet*
Scuba is an acronym for this. Self-control underwater breathing apparatus
2:37 yes he is wrong lol, scuba is an acronym for self contained underwater breathing apparatus
Heres my worst possible combination of three emojis
🤡🍆🐕
13:14
S H O O T H O L E
Thank you Kanye, very cool!
Hey guys do you agree life is a mistake
I’m gonna take that as a yes
And no it stands for self contained underwater breathing apparatus
8:11 text: grG’DAY MATEy
Voice: gramsg’daymetetch
I'm male and hate sports and feel indifferent towards fashion... someone get that last guy a gun so he can prove us wrong! 😂😂
@ 4:47 also when you say that it's also like saying you have the self control of a dog and are basically an animal
6:01 a member of the lgbt community said that and it made me happy, I'm liberal myself I just don't like the multiple genders idea; there's two.
(edit)Oh the hell I have unleash with this comment, I just want to affirm that I believe that Gender shouldn't define who you are, nor should you change it. You should be who you want to be. You can get Gender changes, but I think making up random genders is stupid, beacuse despite it supposedly being a freedom of expression, you are tieing yourself down to this thing you've made up and that doesn't exist.
I prefer the days when genitalia determined your Gender, beacuse in today's society, it would be easier to get over it, as nobody should be held back by their genitals, also; why is there a need to have multiple genders?
Finally, I do acknowledge that there are people who identify as both and neither, however that isn't a Gender in itself.
I'm all for people freely expressing themselves, and being whoever they want, but I also have a very logical and scientific outlook on life, and from that scientific and logical outlook, there is only room for two genders really, that's just what I feel, and that's just what I believe, please don't feel insecure beacuse I gave my opinion. If you want to make up your own Gender; go ahead, I won't stop you, but I won't believe in that Gender as well, beacuse you asked me to blindly agree that it exists; beacuse that'd be religion.
@MindWarped nice, glad to meet a like-minded person! Hope you have a wonderful day!
I’m NOT a part of the LBGT, and I think there’s only 2 genders too.
Ok, just saying this, being LGBT and Liberal doesn't give you a free pass for intolerance. Before you take a standpoint, I recommend researching it and, if possible, talking to people who believe otherwise.
Extra note: Technically, male and female are the 2 genders, but Agender can also be considered a third; everything else is considered to be on a spectrum between.
I agree. Of course, agender and nonbinary people do exist, but those people are just that: people without the need to assign themselves to a gender. Trans people aren't their own gender, they are the gender they feel like they are.
If that guy's a real Doctor he has won the game of life...
11:25 actually hit home with me, because I can't even count how many times someone has commented on how "Guys don't like fat girls" or something of that nature just when I happen to enter a room.
I am going to cut the toxic sexism and go watch Shrek 2, later!
STARTING WITH PANIC! OKAY THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
Everytime I see a panic! At the disco post I smile
That last one was such a big whoooosh
That last one was like a piece of sausage on a bun.
5:09 obviously to make sure he doesnt have a heart attack when all the blood in his body floods southward. He is a medical professional after all
Robber points gun at my head*
I point at the muzzle*
Bullets stops on my fingertip*
CHEKMATE ATHEIST
My mom had me a 42 and, with he whole 1% deformity thing, that kinda got me thinking.
-I’m pretty tall for an 11 y/o girl (5”1’)
-metabolism slow as hell
-anger issues
-eats one chocolate gains 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pounds
3:06 fucking broke me😂
This is not a drill! This is a hammer
11:26 Idk why the frick I always do this but I ALWAYS every time is see this, think it a guy at first. And then it’s like guys and I’m like gay guy? Cool. And then it clicks oH iTs A gIrL
4:11 I am also crying mainly because there is a breadcrumb in my eye
9:32 my aunt is having a baby and she's 44
8:53 how do ppl not know this? We learn this in like grade 9 in Canada.
I want that finger in the gun person to take a bunch of signs and run off a cliff and then hold them up one at a time before turning and running back onto the cliff so they can show that cartoon physics is as real as any other physics.
13:11 i really don't know who is correct. On one hand, a finger does seem not enough to block a gun from shooting a bullet. On the other hand, I've seen those detective riddles and one of them is like "An agent is threatened with death by another person but the agent convinces the person to kill him with his gun instead of his knife. Then he throws the gun into the snow. The other guy tries to use it, but he died." It said it was because the shaft is jammed with snow and so the gun will explode in his face when he tries to shoot it. So is the riddle wrong? Or snow can block a gun but not a finger?
TSrikeTWM I’m pretty sure neither snow or finger can clog up a gun.
@@albingrahn5576 oh ok then
Was the riddle on Five-Minute Crafts..?
Random, I know, but I just wanna know where you heard it from
@@can0cringe no it's in a book with those cards that show the answer when you put them on certain areas
TSrikeTWM :
Oh
That’s.. actually kinda cool
I’ll stop bothering you now see ya
That ending music gave me Rusty Lake: Birthday war flashbacks
13:13 According to Mythbusters, *_THE BULLET WILL RIP YOUR STINKING HAND OFF!_*
No the finger will block it
12:15 okay real talk. If my SO isn't interested in stuff i like that's fine. But adamantly refusing to take part in them with me is a deal breaker. You don't have to be good at it, you don't have to like it, but if i want to share that experience with you its an asshole move to say no. I like videogames but my girlfriend isn't big on them but she still tries to play them with me when i ask. This goes for guys too, if your girl fucking loves makeup and shopping and she wants you to help her/go shopping with her, you go and try to have the best damn time you can because she is having fun and wants to share that with you. She wants to put makeup on you? let her cause she'll think its hilarious and have a grand time and you'll probably end up laughing too even if you hate the idea of it because shes happy and laughing.
12:42 *This sh!t again?? I thought we were through with this!!!*
2:28 - SCUBA is not a word... It's an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
Yes, I am the asshole that will say that to ruin somebody's good mood.
we love a panic! fan
don’t we
2:29 Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
11:25-12:25 thats the worst straw-man i have ever seen
8:13 I can't even look at that word without dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃
Came here for the hot guy in the thumbnail. Wouldn't react like the poster, mostly because I'm shy/easily embarrassed, but I don't believe in pre-marital sex. I'd be like "Are you in the right place? Why aren't you wearing a shirt? Are you even a doctor? This isn't healthy!" 😱
I like Packaige (the way pakage was pronounced)
Also isn't 4:20 basically youtube with these videos? (Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, and UA-cam, with UA-cam being the one that has videos consisting of the other 4 sites)
Is that end music stock music?
BECAUSE HE SWORE TO SHAKE IT UP AND WE SWORE TO LISTEN
7:27 we take this to heart on September 20th
Got it set to T for tumblr
When you gotta set it to W for Wumblr
6:28 Why's he holding Japan's flag?
Its a letter
9:21 because your original chances were 10%. 80% of 10% is 8% so that’s why your chances are now 18%.
If anyone wants bad/creepy poetry try Porphyria's lover and Farmer's bride. Both are ones I had to study for English lit
11:25 treat your partner like Rome treated it's conquered people, nothing changes other than your presence.
That last meme through me for a fuckin loop and honestly I said to myself, what if the whole point was that putting your finger in the hole would kill you and youd feel the sweet release of death itself
*Dildomuncher3000*
Excuse me wtf
If you don't want children and someone asks "what if your husband wants children" isn't because they're expecting you to change, it's because they think it's wrong to make your husband change
Is it grey or gray? I don't remember which one I use! It's my first time thinking about this!
Maybe grey because greyhound and not grayhound?
Its the blender lol
weird flex, but that's how Mafia works.
Slazo is a god