I missed it entirely, I legit was going to search for info about the murder online. Thank you for saving be two days of research on something that someone dreamt...
I almost choked on my own saliva when i got to that part. I was extremly concerned about that and thought of it as a r/thathappend [Cannibal edition]. Thanks for making me realize
I didn't need to come out to my family. I just lived with my roommate for 8 years, bought a house with her, and planned our future offspring. As one does with a roommate. Not sure how they caught on.
@@fart4099 I had the advantage of my family knowing my partner before we were together, (we were friends since middle school), so it took a few years for them to wonder why we seemed attached at the hip after college, and by then they all liked her anyway, so it was okay. It's a pretty good strategy. "Ah, my child has this lovely friend/roommate who is successful and supportive and involved with the family! I like her! ...Oh wait."
@@DeathnoteBB If you've ever seen a six to seven year old, they can't structure and repeat stuff like that word for word. If youve ever seen a 6-7 year old get a scrape or something, they have trouble putting to words why and where it even hurts. So though it MIGHT be plausible, its highly not something that actually happened Now. Did I cry? Yes. Was it sad? Very. But is it something that actually happened? Plausible but most likely didnt.
0:42 I dunno why, but I love when people swear in something other than actual swear words. Like how the teacher in Danny Phantom swore in classic literature titles, or how Gordon Ramsay once called someone a "f******** donut". My favorite was from a webcomic where one person called another a napkin, and explained it by saying they were "a piece of sheet".
Lol this reminds me of l when I was little my older brother would call me names and cuss me out whenever we got into arguements. I wasn't allowed to swear, so I would always call him a "refrigerator head"
Basically same as I'm Not That Creative. But let me tell you this, as someone that attempted multiple suicides that story hit very hard and i dont know why it was even on there..
@@BamHurgr I also have dark humor and feel depressed. I also joke about. Like oh I fucking hate myself haha. I would NEVER joke about suicide, though. Suicide is a real problem in the world. You're like the only normal one here.
9:23. Imagine we could tame grizzly bears and armor them up and use them in war or something....like, that would be pretty amazing, and all the enemy would be terrified of an armored up grizzly bear running to attack them because yknow, grizzlies are bulletproof. Plus armor. They're DOUBLE bulletproof. That would be terrifying. And then you'd have me on the sidelines like: aww, it's cute! (Cuz let's be honest if bears weren't so terrifying they'd be pretty freaking adorable.)
they would be highly impractical as you would need to armour it so much that it will sacrifice the bears mobility so it can't be killed with a few AP rounds
it's not supposed to be practical Sining Duckling, it's just a cool thought, make the armor out of Titanium or Vibranium or some metal that hasnt been discovered yet, but read the last of the comment
Kai Williams Exactly LOL Bears(If they weren't absolutely terrifying because they can rip you to shreds) are pretty cute, especially when they have a choice between fruit or a giant steak most of them will take fruit actually. Fun Fact: Bears diet is about 20% moths
7:40 omg right in the feels ouch. I can relate so I screenshots this and sent it to my best friend, he replied with “please never go on vacation” my heart 😭😭😭
11:39 reminds me of my grandma who tells so many stories over and over , she is perfect , she is lovable and kind and generous and wonderful , so thank you for giving me a happy and wholesome reason to cry , but happily and with a smile. Thank you .
10:07 I would so read this story. Just imagine the aliens traveling through an open plain, and depending where they are, suddenly get attacked by a pack of wolves or a pride of lions or any group of predatory animals. Another idea is a group of aliens are exploring in the ocean, they are out in just their gear, one of them gets a small scratch and starts to bleed. They think nothing of it as they don't know about anything that lives in the ocean and haven't seen anything for miles. As they move on, the one who is bleeding is in the back of the group suddenly goes silent as if he just disappears. The leader of the group notices this and orders a search only for a LARGE shadow swim over them. They look up to see this massive creature circling them. They have never seen it before and were positive that it wasn't there just minutes ago. They notice as it circles them that their missing comrade is in its mouth screaming for help before being swallowed whole. Its a Great White Shark.
That mental illness one really struck home. I recently had to speak to a supervisor about a personality conflict I was having with a coworker. I suffer from PTSD and high functioning depression (non medicated). He pretty much made me feel like garbage and had me seriously questioning my self worth.
When I asked my grandparents how they met I was expecting a really romantic story because they are just meant to be, instead I was told “we met at a pub” my nan owned the pub and my da (who dosent drink) got dragged there by some friends and they go to talking :)
When I was a baby, there was this lady that lived close to my grandma (we lived in a really nice trailer park) and she was watching her nephews and her daughter, she went into her bedroom and shot herself with a shotgun. Her other daughter, who was in high school, found her. Her little sister and her two cousins were watching tv and they said they thought she'd fallen, they didn't check because they were like 3-5 and her room was off limits. My grandma heard the CRACK the gun made and thought it was the kids that lived in the projects next to where we lived playing with firecrackers. She only realized how serious it was when the police showed up. They demolished that double wide and no one ever put anything there again. Her little daughter was told that her momma had to go away and that she wasn't sad anymore. She told everyone that her " mommy went on vacation to a really nice place!" For years. So I believe that story.
Idk man I've said some advanced stuff as a kid and know kids around that age who talk like that. He may not have said shit verbatim but something happened.
Yeah. I don't know why alot of people in the comments are telling people they can't be upset by it just because it's fake. Just seems odd to put in a "funny" video. I'm not offended it's in the video but I'm very confused.
So are we just not going to discuss the spooning issue? Like, I mean, I spent YEARS of my life mastering self control when my wife was TRYING to get me going? What backwards witchcraft is this?
Giving dudes boners makes ladies feel sexy. "Heck yeah this is my boy I made him horny" sexy. It's a power move. Also, it's kind of exotic. Since cis girls don't have dicks, they're intriguing. Same as dudes feel about boobs I guess, except you can't feel sexy by giving someone erect boobs, just stiffen the nips a tiny bit. As a woman who has tried both options, the boner was more rewarding than the nips. More prominent you know.
I had a pair of identical twins in my year, but only had classes with one of them, so in class I knew who I was talking to, but outside of class I didn't and that was very arkward.
“holly shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY” Draco says while Hermione points her wand and says “ataccccc mud blood brotherhood”👌(I will now start a petition for this to be in a Harry Potter movie)
7:38 r/thathappened As if a parent wouldn't tell you that the older sister died before you babysat the little brother. At least they didn't add "AND EVERYONE CLAPPED" at the end.
Also the university one. It's so fucking unlikely to be able to get into a college from a bit of advice, also, the snotty "Im iN ThE lAb FoR a PrOJeCt LoL" just sounds like an r/thathappened
Kookies and Tae please Yes but if you’re going to take care of the child, you’re going to want to know before hand. Just In case a conversation comes up about family members (not far fetched) and you talk about yours. You want to AVOID this, and a good parent will tell you at least basic details like “his sister passed away.” Like literally anything. I don’t even know why I have to explain this.
Every time I hear that story with the aliens, I am filled with the urge to sing at the top of my lungs, “I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS!” Seeing the looks of horror as they come to understand the meaning of the song- that human children desire these murder machines as gifts and playthings. They release the prisoners, apologize profusely, and leave the planet, never to return. A thousand years later, and humans have caught up technologically. Living memory of them is gone, but they recognize us on sight. Immediately, the entire empire surrenders itself to human rule. It is another decade before they realize that humans are derpy losers, but by then it is too late, we are already installed as their god-emperors in cultures across the cosmos. And this is how humans will conquer the universe. Flying through space, visiting alien planets atop a hippo mount.
I was having a jolly ole time hearing about the funny happenings on tumblr and then all of a sudden the saddest freaking story popped up and now I’m in tears. I relate to that story so it really got to me.
no for fucks sake no. don't pollute this channel too. this is the last bastion of hope in my universe, all other meme channels I follow have devolved into trash and reposts. please for the love of all that is cheesy and smooth, do not branch into greenposts, keep the channel pure.
The story at 4:19 made me burst out laughing because I just imagine Hermione doing that to Draco with Harry, Ron in the background wondering what the hell those two are doing to the fucking enemy.
That bucket story reminded me of the time when I was being a "difficult child" in writing class so I got sent outside. Instead of sitting in the hall, I went OUTSIDE outside. I then climbed a tree and watched the teachers freak out and try to find me.
You know... The alien invasion story reminds me of why Soviet cosmonauts always included a shotgun among their equipment. So that when they end up landing in the wilderness back on Earth, they could defend themselves against bears and wolves whilst waiting for rescue.
the stories are just getting exponentially longer and longer lol. It's a bit hard to not lose interest for me personally. I don't mind long stories, it's just that some of them I either don't understand or aren't interested enough in to finish watching. Good luck with the channel tho.
@@slightlokii3191 Listen, it's one thing to have long stories in a video. It's quite another to have those stories read out excruciatingly slowly by a droning text-to-speech program that pauses in the middle of sentences where there's no punctuation that should make it pause.
I believe it was a kind of "code" a few years ago to find other tumblr users by saying "I like your shoelaces" and then replying with "thanks I stole them from the president." Something like that, anyway
Ok so I snort when I laugh and the Harry Potter thing had me laughing so hard that I got a bloody nose I haven't had a bloody nose for as long as I can remember
9:40 Wow! It’s not like there’s an incredibly famous story about that! On a seperate note, I’m really enjoying this obscure book I’m reading. It’s called War of the Worlds; you’ve probably never heard of it, it’s pretty underground
IM AT THE CAR DEALERSHIP WITH MY MOM AND I WAS WATCHING THIS AND THE BUCKET STORY STARTED AND I LAUGHED SO HARD I STARTED WHEEZING AND CRYING AND PEOPLE STARED AT ME WHILE I SAT IN MY CHAIR LAUGHING
"... That he is coming out... As a furry..."
That pause made it 1000x funnier.
*one of us*
@@flunkett5617 my friends want to buy me a fursuit for my birthday next year because i quote:
"you're a furry"
@@chloe-yv4ro wait till they see the prices
Yeah
At first, on the story about the lesbians, I was really confused because that sounded like bull crap but then I read "one-time-i-dreamt"
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT I WAS LIKE BRO WTF
Yeah me to I was actually concerned
I missed it entirely, I legit was going to search for info about the murder online. Thank you for saving be two days of research on something that someone dreamt...
I almost choked on my own saliva when i got to that part. I was extremly concerned about that and thought of it as a r/thathappend [Cannibal edition].
Thanks for making me realize
Isn't that the same tumblr account that posted a scenario where Thomas Sanders was a dick?
"Funniest stories found on tumblr"
*PUTS THE MOST HEARTBREAKING STORY EVER*
You mean fakest?
But we still cry at movies don't we? :'(
And they all clapped.
Atticus Longman How do you exactly know it's fake
Lemon Drop If you've ever seen a six years old in real life, you'll know it's fake.
"Ron and hermione spicing it up in the bathroom"
I LEGIT CHOKED ON MY ICECREAM OG MY GOSH
Vixian YOU HAVE ICECREAM?!
B A T H R O O M
Why the Mint Chocolate Chip would you do that?
Heheheeeh
you need to get your dutch chocolate together
>funny stories
>a little kid talks about how his sister cut herself and commit suicide without realizing what actually happened
pretty sure that story was bullshit, no six year old is that woke.
Doesn't matter if it's fake, the video is supposed to be funny stories, nothing is funny about suicide.
>Default dance.mvp
@@ShintogaDeathAngel thats a fat fucking lie I laugh about suicide and a shit ton of other people do but they dont admit it.
odin schwarzfischer you shouldn’t be laughing at suicide. it’s not funny
*THE TIME OUT BUCKET CANT HOLD ME*
(tips bucket over and begins to roll towards door)
Meme War Pepe (also tips fedora)
Woodn't you go in circles.
Castir He must be so fat he rolls on his belly and not the bucket so no worries.
lol
I actually laughed at this
I didn't need to come out to my family. I just lived with my roommate for 8 years, bought a house with her, and planned our future offspring.
As one does with a roommate.
Not sure how they caught on.
omg....................... im using this im just going to fucking do this
Such a mystery. Yes XD.
@@fart4099 I had the advantage of my family knowing my partner before we were together, (we were friends since middle school), so it took a few years for them to wonder why we seemed attached at the hip after college, and by then they all liked her anyway, so it was okay. It's a pretty good strategy.
"Ah, my child has this lovely friend/roommate who is successful and supportive and involved with the family! I like her! ...Oh wait."
and they were roommates
@@koolcat6320 oh my god _they were roomates_
“Funniest stories found on tumbler”
*Puts a story about a kid talking about how much he misses his sister who died because of suicide bullying*
Haneen I KNOW THAT WAS LITERALLY SO SAD
Hilarious.
Idk why so many people think it’s fake?? Like suicide happens... and obviously they gotta explain to the poor kid somehow, ffs.
@@DeathnoteBB
If you've ever seen a six to seven year old, they can't structure and repeat stuff like that word for word. If youve ever seen a 6-7 year old get a scrape or something, they have trouble putting to words why and where it even hurts. So though it MIGHT be plausible, its highly not something that actually happened
Now. Did I cry? Yes. Was it sad? Very. But is it something that actually happened? Plausible but most likely didnt.
Almost cried at work. 0-100 too quick
*A L R I G H T, S O M E T R E E S*
i heard, all RRRIIIGGGGGHHHHHTTTT, some TREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
*AND MAKE SURE THEY ARE H A P P Y*
You mean wiggly sticks
Hahahaha.
Honestly tho that's why I do and I never even drink.
0:42 I dunno why, but I love when people swear in something other than actual swear words. Like how the teacher in Danny Phantom swore in classic literature titles, or how Gordon Ramsay once called someone a "f******** donut".
My favorite was from a webcomic where one person called another a napkin, and explained it by saying they were "a piece of sheet".
Lol this reminds me of l when I was little my older brother would call me names and cuss me out whenever we got into arguements. I wasn't allowed to swear, so I would always call him a "refrigerator head"
i have referred to people as "donut," "walnut," "peasant," "waffle," and "lump." usually with the prefix f******.
"t**t" and "f**k" and "c**t" are my favorite prefixes.
Wait the teacher only swore in book names.
lmao i love them too, thanks to Gordon Ramsay
The hippopotamus one killed me
Yeah, they'll do that.
Anastas1786 God damn it
*TENDIES*
Oh my god
Just wait till they get to Australia
For a moment I thought the couple with the tree were going to end up planting it inside or something.
Yeah me tooXD
Uhm- inside where?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tree house
I was fully expecting an eventual stripper pole
It's C O M M U N I S I M
all i sang was "Dr.Dockter give me the news i got a bad case of loving you"
I see I'm not the only one..
I
Meanwhile I thought of R5 singing “I’m callin’ Doctor Docktor, bottle it up! I’m a believer believin’ this love is a drug, ooooh~”
I said "dr doctor give me a lobotomy so I don't have to see what's in front of me"
@@milesashido5038 YuNgBlUd
If some says I like your shoelaces if your on quotev you MUST reply with "thank you I stole them from the President"
YAAAAASSS
Okay. . . but why? Im sorry im not very well cultured
@@nikkij2038 it's a old confirmation from tumblr
Funniest story on tumblr:
Girl commits suicide haha
Funny
Funny?
Exaggerated Reality ok i have dark humor and feel depressed almost evry day (and joke about it) amd that story wasnt funny at all
Basically same as I'm Not That Creative. But let me tell you this, as someone that attempted multiple suicides that story hit very hard and i dont know why it was even on there..
I’m Not That Creative 🙄
@@cherryrook8684
You have my sympathy.
@@BamHurgr I also have dark humor and feel depressed. I also joke about. Like oh I fucking hate myself haha. I would NEVER joke about suicide, though. Suicide is a real problem in the world. You're like the only normal one here.
That Harry Potter one was gold
Which one?
Timestamp please
*all RIGHT, some **_T R E E S_*
3:08 look at the account name if you’re confused, i was freaking out for a minute
oh fUCK THANK GOD
I WAS SCARED OUT OF MY MIND FUCKK
Holy shit that story scared me so much thank you
Wow
That was messed up either way tho
4:42 WEEEEEE WILLLLL WEEEEE WILLLLLL DAMN YOU
Im dead XD
Had me laughing out loud imagining it.
I wish I was a mudblood just to do that to a pureblood
9:22 how romantic. for some reason i've been more interested in love stories this year. i'm scared
thomas smith Why are you scared? Romance books are awesome
@@hanaomer4940 well one reason is I'm scared of rejection and failing.
thomas smith That was surprisingly deep, but I don't understand what that has to do with romance books? And are you ok?
I feel your pain going through the same thing
It begins...
GOD DAMMIT
Every time one-time-i-dreamt gets me
Always
9:23. Imagine we could tame grizzly bears and armor them up and use them in war or something....like, that would be pretty amazing, and all the enemy would be terrified of an armored up grizzly bear running to attack them because yknow, grizzlies are bulletproof. Plus armor. They're DOUBLE bulletproof. That would be terrifying. And then you'd have me on the sidelines like: aww, it's cute! (Cuz let's be honest if bears weren't so terrifying they'd be pretty freaking adorable.)
they would be highly impractical
as you would need to armour it so much that it will sacrifice the bears mobility so it can't be killed with a few AP rounds
After the battle:
"Whooooos my very best and biggest boyy"
Bear: *various grring and sniffing*
it's not supposed to be practical Sining Duckling, it's just a cool thought, make the armor out of Titanium or Vibranium or some metal that hasnt been discovered yet, but read the last of the comment
Kai Williams Exactly LOL Bears(If they weren't absolutely terrifying because they can rip you to shreds) are pretty cute, especially when they have a choice between fruit or a giant steak most of them will take fruit actually. Fun Fact: Bears diet is about 20% moths
I'm pretty sure the Russians tried to do this at some point.
7:40 omg right in the feels ouch. I can relate so I screenshots this and sent it to my best friend, he replied with “please never go on vacation” my heart 😭😭😭
11:39 reminds me of my grandma who tells so many stories over and over , she is perfect , she is lovable and kind and generous and wonderful , so thank you for giving me a happy and wholesome reason to cry , but happily and with a smile. Thank you .
*sings we will rock you*
*all the purebloods in the vicenity are quaking*
10:07 I would so read this story. Just imagine the aliens traveling through an open plain, and depending where they are, suddenly get attacked by a pack of wolves or a pride of lions or any group of predatory animals. Another idea is a group of aliens are exploring in the ocean, they are out in just their gear, one of them gets a small scratch and starts to bleed. They think nothing of it as they don't know about anything that lives in the ocean and haven't seen anything for miles. As they move on, the one who is bleeding is in the back of the group suddenly goes silent as if he just disappears. The leader of the group notices this and orders a search only for a LARGE shadow swim over them. They look up to see this massive creature circling them. They have never seen it before and were positive that it wasn't there just minutes ago. They notice as it circles them that their missing comrade is in its mouth screaming for help before being swallowed whole. Its a Great White Shark.
That mental illness one really struck home. I recently had to speak to a supervisor about a personality conflict I was having with a coworker. I suffer from PTSD and high functioning depression (non medicated). He pretty much made me feel like garbage and had me seriously questioning my self worth.
7:14 wait how is this one funny? Its a little confusing
It's meant to be some feels my dude
Because death is the biggest joke
The two other replys to this comment are by to opposing ideologies
@@LegendWeaver25 This is guy gets it.
Because it's made up.
When I asked my grandparents how they met I was expecting a really romantic story because they are just meant to be, instead I was told “we met at a pub” my nan owned the pub and my da (who dosent drink) got dragged there by some friends and they go to talking :)
Tag yourself I’m, “The Time-Out Bucket” kid
same
Tag yourself, I’m the bucket
im the gay couple thats excited about a tree
@@chickennuggetqueen150 I'm the cat in the thumbnail
Im the Crickets
But the thing is i searched "boat scene in pirates of the carribean"
It took me a good 10 seconds to realize what was said
I appreciated the emotional story, it's good to hear stories of how people explain things to their children and how they process it.
5:58 in cinema sins voice* crickets ex machina
YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
*ding noise*
Totally agree that baby sitting that 6 year old kid was amazing.
Yeah right that kid at 7:03 said that.
*then everyone clapped
Even if it's fake what's so funny about a kid not realising her sister cut herself and committed suicide?
When I was a baby, there was this lady that lived close to my grandma (we lived in a really nice trailer park) and she was watching her nephews and her daughter, she went into her bedroom and shot herself with a shotgun. Her other daughter, who was in high school, found her. Her little sister and her two cousins were watching tv and they said they thought she'd fallen, they didn't check because they were like 3-5 and her room was off limits.
My grandma heard the CRACK the gun made and thought it was the kids that lived in the projects next to where we lived playing with firecrackers.
She only realized how serious it was when the police showed up.
They demolished that double wide and no one ever put anything there again.
Her little daughter was told that her momma had to go away and that she wasn't sad anymore. She told everyone that her " mommy went on vacation to a really nice place!" For years.
So I believe that story.
Idk man I've said some advanced stuff as a kid and know kids around that age who talk like that. He may not have said shit verbatim but something happened.
Why include the suicide story? Real or not it ruins the compilation.
Yeah. I don't know why alot of people in the comments are telling people they can't be upset by it just because it's fake. Just seems odd to put in a "funny" video. I'm not offended it's in the video but I'm very confused.
I thought it was funny because of its obvious fakeness, just thought that the yter meant to put it in a r/wokekids upload or something
It's called sadis
I love how the funny silly music keeps playing.
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE GIRL WHO KILLED HER GF FOR HER FAMILY?? God your ignorant
So are we just not going to discuss the spooning issue? Like, I mean, I spent YEARS of my life mastering self control when my wife was TRYING to get me going? What backwards witchcraft is this?
Giving dudes boners makes ladies feel sexy. "Heck yeah this is my boy I made him horny" sexy. It's a power move. Also, it's kind of exotic. Since cis girls don't have dicks, they're intriguing. Same as dudes feel about boobs I guess, except you can't feel sexy by giving someone erect boobs, just stiffen the nips a tiny bit. As a woman who has tried both options, the boner was more rewarding than the nips. More prominent you know.
lol the sexy witchcraft
These videos are the reason I got a Tumblr and I have not been disappointed yet.
I had a pair of identical twins in my year, but only had classes with one of them, so in class I knew who I was talking to, but outside of class I didn't and that was very arkward.
“holly shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY” Draco says while Hermione points her wand and says “ataccccc mud blood brotherhood”👌(I will now start a petition for this to be in a Harry Potter movie)
0:08 *mood*
*M* o0 *d*
•Smol Bean Pheonix• i seriusly need to ask now: wtf does mood mean
Please. Shut the fuck up.
BamHurger not sure how to explain it. Uh it’s like you relate to something.
Kinda like “Same”
Idk
Thanks for that 7:04 I wasn't prepared man, i came for laughs. Its like 4 : 00 in the morning stop making me cry.
7:38 r/thathappened
As if a parent wouldn't tell you that the older sister died before you babysat the little brother.
At least they didn't add "AND EVERYONE CLAPPED" at the end.
Also the university one.
It's so fucking unlikely to be able to get into a college from a bit of advice, also, the snotty "Im iN ThE lAb FoR a PrOJeCt LoL" just sounds like an r/thathappened
Digital Beast um... Its the family's privacy, they don't have to tell you that
And everyone cheered and i was handed a trophy from the president
Kookies and Tae please
Yes but if you’re going to take care of the child, you’re going to want to know before hand. Just In case a conversation comes up about family members (not far fetched) and you talk about yours. You want to AVOID this, and a good parent will tell you at least basic details like “his sister passed away.” Like literally anything. I don’t even know why I have to explain this.
And everyone got clapped (_,_)
I never thought lying could be so much fricking motivating
Every time I hear that story with the aliens, I am filled with the urge to sing at the top of my lungs, “I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS!”
Seeing the looks of horror as they come to understand the meaning of the song- that human children desire these murder machines as gifts and playthings.
They release the prisoners, apologize profusely, and leave the planet, never to return. A thousand years later, and humans have caught up technologically. Living memory of them is gone, but they recognize us on sight. Immediately, the entire empire surrenders itself to human rule. It is another decade before they realize that humans are derpy losers, but by then it is too late, we are already installed as their god-emperors in cultures across the cosmos.
And this is how humans will conquer the universe. Flying through space, visiting alien planets atop a hippo mount.
7:38 the innocence of this kid... 😭😭😭
“Papperwork”
*crickets chirping*
XD Laughed so much I cried.
4:20 *SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DRAW THIS OR I WILL!!!*
The once I dreamt ones are wild from start to finish.
you know
i never thought usernames were very important until i watched this video
That one at the beginning, nothing made me angrier than it switching the pronunciation of read at the worst possible moment
12:00 this is a monty python joke guys
Look up "monty python american beer"
The post about mental illness with the happy piano music playing in the background was the most accurate portrayal of my brain I have ever come across
7:41 Real funny,BrainyDude,real funny...
I was having a jolly ole time hearing about the funny happenings on tumblr and then all of a sudden the saddest freaking story popped up and now I’m in tears. I relate to that story so it really got to me.
12:48 I'm that trans* boy buying tampons.
LIFE IS HARD
The bucket story left me crying xD
And the babysitter's story also made me cry ;-;
7:01 - 7:41 false advertising
16:11 thumbnail
18:18 last one
Well he never left the bucket.
I JUST LOLED
You need to do greentext posts sometime
no for fucks sake no. don't pollute this channel too. this is the last bastion of hope in my universe, all other meme channels I follow have devolved into trash and reposts. please for the love of all that is cheesy and smooth, do not branch into greenposts, keep the channel pure.
kek
Sparrow This is literally the 4th time the "boat scene from Pirates of the Caribbean" story showed up.
"mountains are divine because the devil doesn't go there"
Goats: baaaaah
0:42 *Disturbingly similar to how I curse in real life*
The story at 4:19 made me burst out laughing because I just imagine Hermione doing that to Draco with Harry, Ron in the background wondering what the hell those two are doing to the fucking enemy.
18:04
I like your shoelaces
Thanks I stole them from the president
The tree couple really made me smile!
But does the university guy still play wow with them?
Asking the real questions
I love the WoW one. That’s an amazing chain reaction.
The friking 6 y/o boy talking about his sister.
Ive never cried so hard over a youtube video.
Ive had thoughts before abt topics as he was talking about.
My friend has made me swear I wouldnt do anything.
Now im not emotionally capable.
Mood
Yes
That bucket story reminded me of the time when I was being a "difficult child" in writing class so I got sent outside. Instead of sitting in the hall, I went OUTSIDE outside. I then climbed a tree and watched the teachers freak out and try to find me.
12:22 is actually false, it’s from a photographer and was actually taken in the 1960’s. REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH
This is glorious, much thanks.
is this really tumblr?
You bet jurassicis.
Yeppers man, seen these post in real time back In my day, (actually, some of these are really recent, but still)
My friends have this greeting where we just scream. The alpha friend is the one that screams the loudest.
PAHperwork
You know... The alien invasion story reminds me of why Soviet cosmonauts always included a shotgun among their equipment. So that when they end up landing in the wilderness back on Earth, they could defend themselves against bears and wolves whilst waiting for rescue.
Nice
Five minutes ago I was laughing, now I'm sobbing hysterically throwing away my blades...
the stories are just getting exponentially longer and longer lol. It's a bit hard to not lose interest for me personally. I don't mind long stories, it's just that some of them I either don't understand or aren't interested enough in to finish watching. Good luck with the channel tho.
Alex ST0D11 I guess their target audience just has a few more brain cells than you.
Slight Lokii I mean constructive criticism is a thing but sure... we’ll go with what you said. 🙏🏼
@@slightlokii3191 Listen, it's one thing to have long stories in a video. It's quite another to have those stories read out excruciatingly slowly by a droning text-to-speech program that pauses in the middle of sentences where there's no punctuation that should make it pause.
Are these really considered "long"?
That couple with the plant made me Uwu so hard all my insides melted.
2:30 "op"
Watdat mean
16:37 I have no idea why I find _honeybruh_ so fucking funny
Can someone explain the yellow shoelaces one to me
Sry I'm dum
I believe it was a kind of "code" a few years ago to find other tumblr users by saying "I like your shoelaces" and then replying with "thanks I stole them from the president." Something like that, anyway
Tasoq yes that is it
4: 42
God I wish that could have been in the movies and books!! 🤣🤣🤣
Title: funniest stories found on tumblr
Pause at 7:40
Ok so I snort when I laugh and the Harry Potter thing had me laughing so hard that I got a bloody nose
I haven't had a bloody nose for as long as I can remember
This is memes
this is good memes
Living in Florida, that weather one got me *howling.*
11th comment can we smash like bois
Then don't choose Bayonetta
i dont play overwatch
threeth comment on the onety-oneth reply can we hit -2 dislikes iobs
Solid Snake k
9:40 Wow! It’s not like there’s an incredibly famous story about that! On a seperate note, I’m really enjoying this obscure book I’m reading. It’s called War of the Worlds; you’ve probably never heard of it, it’s pretty underground
WHERE IS THE CAT ?
IM AT THE CAR DEALERSHIP WITH MY MOM AND I WAS WATCHING THIS AND THE BUCKET STORY STARTED AND I LAUGHED SO HARD I STARTED WHEEZING AND CRYING AND PEOPLE STARED AT ME WHILE I SAT IN MY CHAIR LAUGHING
11:38 I'm sorry I devoured all the bakeries in the country and vaporized some folks and blew up a planet.
THANK YOU COFFEE KITTEN, THAT IS SOOOOO TRUE
7:06 WTH man? I thought this was supposed to be funny stories that was heart breaking.
Troy H it’s funny because it was most likely found on r/thathappened And is most likely not real
@@noahsadler6632 Fake or not it was pretty shitty to put a story containing suicide into a "Funniest Stories" video.
13:18 just bring a birthday card so you can say it’s for a birthday lol
t h e b u c k e t
I didn't expect to get teary eyed
TOO MANY HARRY POTTER JOKES even thoughi laugh at them all
*the thumbnail*
HEY!! THATS MY CAT!! 🐈