That's part of why I prefer Harry Dresden's approach to dueling: 1) Nobody ever expects a wizard to carry a gun. 2) If all else fails, a wizard's staff is still a big-@$$ stick you can _THWACK!_ your enemy upside the head with.
Reason to come to Australia! possums in Australia are super cute, small, super long tails, basically lemurs and you can often see them in trees! they are also completely harmless and hardly ever make noise!
6:00 actually, there’s also a good reason for why all anime characters would have severe mercury poisoning... Anime comes from Japan, and therefore most (if not all) anime characters are Japanese. Seafood is very popular in Japan, especially sushi. It just so happens that rising levels of mercury in the oceans is causing seafood to be contaminated with mercury, which becomes particularly dangerous in raw fish (which is what sushi is made with). That’s right, getting mercury poisoning from Japanese food is a real world issue at the moment. Case closed.
psychic_hedgehog Does that mean that all anime is actually set in the super distant future of Japan where every person has severe mercury poisoning constantly but the Japanese have evolved to survive instead of fixing the problem?
Harry: Snape isn't even that good at dueling Someone: Okay, i'd like to see you duel better in front of everybody! Everyone: * starts chanting * HARRY CAN'T DUEL HARRY CAN'T DUEL HARRY CANNOT DUEL Who even got this reference lol?
I scrolled to the comments just to see if anyone picked up on the Starkid reference and was surprised by all the anime so I'm glad someone pointed it out!
**Melts over a snake with a nice scale pattern** **gawking and looking at me like I'm a madman intensifies** **Making face at someones rabbit, because i find them disgusting** **Visible confusion**
No offense, but I really hate the random "inspirational" post. Sure they _seem_ decent, but once you say them out loud you sound like you're on drugs...
What especially grind my gears is that this is one of the "let's reduce this complicated thing into it's most broad, over-simplified non-descriptive summary of itself so I can sound profound and poetic without saying anything of substance or genuine insight" inspirational posts.
How has nobody mentioned the fact that the start of the Harry not being able to duel one is a reference to the Hermionie can't draw in A Very Potter Sequel???
I feel like I have to tell someone about this. Halfway through the video I received an ad for a game. One of those ‘fix a mansion, why is this so hard’ crappy adverts. I was going to skip it until it started playing the song ‘Sans’. Sans, from undertale. Idk how they’d even get the rights to use that music. (Are there any rights? I’d assume so.) Anyway, after all the failed attempts there is just some random elephant who gets dragged onto the screen and suddenly clears up all of the crap that was on there. Basically, morel of the story is: If you’re life is a mess, get a gigantic elephant.
5:40 the answer is because this makes you an accessory to murder. You give someone money with the intent for them to cause harm and or death, this makes you an accessory to assault/murder. Nazi's calling for genocide doesn't mean they're actively doing something to cause death or harm.
The one friend Who has no life So if, hypothetically, one just tells a hitman that they want someone dead, and the hit man does it if their own free will, it wouldn't be illegal? Hoo-boy.
Torian Flack - well at that point it's a police issue and you may be able to claim death threat and blackmail when you inevitably have to pay the hitman anyway or they will kill you too.
Torian Flack A hitman wouldn't exactly do something for you unless you're giving them something, you going to someone who you know is paid to cause death or harm and saying you want someone dead without paying them wouldn't be illegal hypothetically. However if something does happen to said person you wanted dead you could be charged with accessory to murder. Or just premeditated murder with is already cause for murder in the first degree
If the Nazi's calling for genocide are literally calling for genocide, as in telling people to go out and kill people, that *is* a crime. Inciting people to commit violent acts isn't protected by the constitution, it's not covered under free speech; it's illegal already.
I hardly ever jump in real life, but I tend not to get stuck behind furniture or clipping through random hillsides either so I say we need that mechanic in games :/
The best part about one-time-I-dreamt is that nobody ever reads the one-time-I-dreamt so You're confused for like 30 seconds until you remember to double check that it's not one-time-I-dreamt.
That thing with the elf's remind me of a fictional species called a deadghost that reach maturity at the age of 3 leave home at the age of 300 at live about 1,000,000 years
the part about video game characters jumping made me realise how often i jump, like ill be in the kitchen looking for food and when i can't find something good ill just start jumping around out of frustration then jump up the stairs and back into bed
The jumping question would scare me but I jump instead of stepping onto a curb. I only know this because it annoyed the hell out of someone I used to walk around with😂😂😅😅
9:08 after reading this post I paused the video and stared at the snow outside my window until I processed how much this makes sense and now I’m wondering if J.K. Rowling actually meant to do that.
I said a dad joke to myself while out biking yesterday and I can't stop thinking about i... okay so there was a truck that said "fluid truck" on it driving around and stopping at places and when I saw it I said "Fluid? That looks pretty damn solid to me"
8:11 I have a ligit fear of spiders as in full blown arachnophobia panic attacks but I still wouldn’t comment things like “all spiders should die” but I wouldn’t want to be within a 20 foot radius of one either and still kinda think that they are terrifying little monsters
TO BE HONEST, the frog joke DESERVES to be made into a freaking children's picture book! Dear kvotheunkvothe, if you notice my comment here, please see to creating a children's book based on your BRILLIANT post!
5:40 this post seems to be written by someone with an agenda. Nazi's advocating genocide aren't covered under free speech, but a significant number of people who are falsely accused of being a Nazi often use free speech to quiet people trying to quiet them. It seems the writer of this post didn't think that since they are protected they can't be a Nazi, but instead they thought since they are a Nazi they shouldn't be protected. That seems like something for r/facepalm.
@@Krebzonide nah nah nah, he's not a nazi himself, but he does enable them and borderline defend them (IE: his "what about the alt-left" rant regarding Charlottesville)
"do you ever cook something in the microwave but it's still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction" Well _yeeeah_ but when you put it *that* way it just sounds sad.
8:00 I'm terrified of spiders. All my sisters are too. But when a big ol' hairy bugger is chilling in our room *death is not an option unless it is mine* Yeah I'm scared but when I get to hell and Satan is listing my sins it'll be embarrassing to hear "hmm... let's see, pride, gluttony and... fucking *spider murder?* You better be playing dude."
Dude I'm so depressed. I was just watching this and i started laughing and then when I stop, I just cried and sobbed. I don't even know why I'm crying.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG THE “harry can’t duel” POST WAS A STARKID REFERENCE FROM A VERY POTTER SEQUEL IM FREAKING OUT MOST OF YALL WONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BUT THATS OKAY
Somewhere in space the aliens are just watching us and makeing videos titled something like “funniest humans videos” or “cutest human videos” and “smart human videos” and so many more. Just think about it.
9:04 - 9:25 at 9:25 I legit set there.... in my seat... for like a fucking minute... with my mouth open... thinking though and excepting what I had, just been told... dude.
Saw the one with the hit man, and by that persons logic, you would not be illegal for someone to blow up something with a bomb because the ingredients for it (if you break it down) are legal and just putting things together in general is legal. It is illegal to hire a hit man because you paid for someone's murder. How sore are your knees from jumping to that conclusion
Nazi ideology is protected because it's not necessarily an incitement of violence or a call to action. Make no mistake, Nazis are terrible people, however, the difference is thus: when you hire a hit man you actively call for someone to commit a crime and be violent. When you express Nazi ideology, most of the time it's people, particularly young people who grow out of this shit, saying things like one race is superior, or the Jews shouldn't be allowed in the U.S. or things like that. Now clearly we know that those viewpoints are wrong, we know that to say such things is seriously misguided, but you can't make saying wrong things illegal because then life would be hell. The free exchange of ideas is vital to life in society, and freedom of speech is vital to the free exchange of ideas. Besides if ever anyone decides to try act on Nazi rhetoric, say for example by shooting up a synagogue, or attempting to murder Jewish people around them, that's already illegal, and they will be stopped as soon as possible, and punitive measures will be taken. But we don't arrest any old person connected with that ideology, because... well... have you ever read 1984? Besides imagine if the shoe was on the other foot, let's say a Bernie Sanders supporter decided to shoot up a Congressional Baseball game because of something Bernie Sanders said, it wouldn't be fair to arrest Bernie Sanders now would it?
i’m an american and i hate coffee so i drink tea, it always takes forever for the water to boil, and then when i was around 12 my family took a week long vacation in canada (we do it every summer except this summer now) and the rental house we were staying in had an electric tea kettle, i was in total awe, when i found out that most homes outside of the us have these i was so angry at the universe for having me born in the coffee loving us, and then for my 13th birthday guess what i got? an electric tea kettle, still the best present i ever got and i use it every day for my tea, now i can even brew my tea in my room so that i don’t have to waste time going downstairs in the morning! and then for christmas i got a mini fridge and one of those single burner electric stove things so now i have a full kitchenette in my bedroom and the only thing i need to leave my room for is the bathroom, i envy those who have a bathroom attached to their bedroom
10:03 I make tea by boiling water in a pot, then putting the hot water in a pitcher, dipping the tea bag(s) in, then mixing in sugar, and sometimes ice.
The only animal I don’t like are wasps, because they terrify me. So do spiders, but I respect them, and I know wasps do good too, I’m just, well, terrified and a lot of them are aggressive. Aita?
To the video game jumping one Yeah I don't jump much but if I'm getting chased by a murderer I'd say I could jump over something that goes up to my knees
The clothing on got me. Tiffany: oh my God Sabrina where did you get that blouse it's so cute. Sabrina: guess. Tiffany: JCPenney? Sabrina: no, guess. Tiffany: like was it gap? Sabrina: No, guess. Tiffany: American apparel? Sabrina: NOOOOO, at guess. Tiffany: uh, find whatever. I don't want to know.
When I heard "Harry cannot duel" my mind immediately went to Yu-Gi-Oh.
"Yer a duelist Harry."
Ddddddddddduel!
o r e w a n a n i d e s u k a?
@@marsisgay936
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU, HARRY.
FGV Cosmic N A N IIIII???!!
If pink
for the harry potter one,
"why learn all these other defensive spells, when i can just disarm them and basically turn them into a muggle."
Wizards can still use magic without a wand. Wands just help them control it.
@@thechallengers1899 only some of them
hypnochonk mhm
That's part of why I prefer Harry Dresden's approach to dueling:
1) Nobody ever expects a wizard to carry a gun.
2) If all else fails, a wizard's staff is still a big-@$$ stick you can _THWACK!_ your enemy upside the head with.
Alexis Grunden Lol
"it's a knicknack Patty wack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone" just earned you a like
Norm McDonald is the guy who wrote that joke. He has several similar ones, look him up.
That quote gave me AIDS.
Agreed, I don't get it.
@afootineachworld "It's a knick-knack paddy-whack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home" is a nursery rhyme
This old man he played 2, he played knickknack on his shoe, with a knickknack paddy-whack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.
That one about J.K Rowling had me sitting here for like 5 minutes silently
duudee same. i had no idea about that
I KNOW I DIDNT KNOW HARRY COULDN'T DUEL!
I wouldn’t put it past her.
It would explain why she acted so strange after she finished the series
What why do you have to kill someone to make a horcrux
At 12:31 I read “roombas” as “roommates”
**24 roommates emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their paths**
College
@@minimango9621 yep
"Alexa, unleash the roombas!"
I have no idea why I can't stop laughing....
So hear me out
Possums are cute when they aren’t screaming.
Possums are cute when they’re screaming
Reason to come to Australia!
possums in Australia are super cute, small, super long tails, basically lemurs and you can often see them in trees! they are also completely harmless and hardly ever make noise!
I am an Australian, so when I read this I first thought “but they are cute??” And then I remembered opossums and was like “why am I so stupid”
@I don’t exist sorry i forgot they were called opossums but in australia oppossums don't exist at all so they're always possums
Literally I’m just American I don’t know what the difference between the two are I just think they are cute
6:00 actually, there’s also a good reason for why all anime characters would have severe mercury poisoning...
Anime comes from Japan, and therefore most (if not all) anime characters are Japanese. Seafood is very popular in Japan, especially sushi. It just so happens that rising levels of mercury in the oceans is causing seafood to be contaminated with mercury, which becomes particularly dangerous in raw fish (which is what sushi is made with).
That’s right, getting mercury poisoning from Japanese food is a real world issue at the moment. Case closed.
Psychic Hedgehog raw fish is sashimi... Not all sushi is raw fish
psychic_hedgehog
Does that mean that all anime is actually set in the super distant future of Japan where every person has severe mercury poisoning constantly but the Japanese have evolved to survive instead of fixing the problem?
*laughs in chicken sushi*
ThePearled01 this is exactly what I was thinking
*laughs in vegetable sushi*
Harry: Snape isn't even that good at dueling
Someone: Okay, i'd like to see you duel better in front of everybody!
Everyone: * starts chanting *
HARRY CAN'T DUEL
HARRY CAN'T DUEL
HARRY CANNOT DUEL
Who even got this reference lol?
I scrolled to the comments just to see if anyone picked up on the Starkid reference and was surprised by all the anime so I'm glad someone pointed it out!
HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW
HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW
HERMIONE CANNOT DRAW
HERMIONE CANT DRAW
HERMIONE CANT DRAW
HERMIONE CANNOT DRAW
SHE ONLY READS BOOKS AND SHE CANNOT DRAW
EVEN IF SHE WAS READING A HOW TO
DRAW BOOK
lupin can't sing, lupin can't sing lupin cannot sing!
9:18 I love how they used Hedwig (who is definitely an animal not a person) and just completely forgot about Cedric Diggory....
And they also used dobby, despite the fact that they could've used Sirius as an example-
NO MISTER NOODLE, YOUR HANDS!
GODDAMMIT MR NOODLE
I laughed so hard at these, thanks guys! You made my day! 😂
Holy shit I've seen you in a different video
@@jackdominguez207 same lol
i have a terrible joke, and i must share it:
i enjoy my life
That is indeed a terrible joke
Lies
This made me chuckle 🙂
2:53 I DIDN'T SEE WHERE THIS POST CAME FROM UNTIL HALFWAY THROUGH THE POST WHY DID I THINK THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED FOR A SPLIT SECOND
Me too tbh
Same i had to read it 25 times until i read the name
**Melts over a snake with a nice scale pattern**
**gawking and looking at me like I'm a madman intensifies**
**Making face at someones rabbit, because i find them disgusting**
**Visible confusion**
I am Nobody ok but you’re doing the same thing
but ik how you feel because i have & love rats & tarantulas
I thought you said you melted a snake over a nice scale pattern lol
No offense, but I really hate the random "inspirational" post. Sure they _seem_ decent, but once you say them out loud you sound like you're on drugs...
Most things 'inspirational' sound dumb when used inappropriately. Think that's why they're labeled 'inspirational'
Is the fact that I both agree with you and find your post extremely threatening to the fate of humanity a bad thing?
What especially grind my gears is that this is one of the "let's reduce this complicated thing into it's most broad, over-simplified non-descriptive summary of itself so I can sound profound and poetic without saying anything of substance or genuine insight" inspirational posts.
@@ErmenBlankenberg
Which post are you guys talking about?
Like, a timestamp, thats all i want.
the one at 2:20 ?
How has nobody mentioned the fact that the start of the Harry not being able to duel one is a reference to the Hermionie can't draw in A Very Potter Sequel???
_Y'all know that pokémon Bagon?_
*Bagon your mom lmao.*
@@rose21234 never
@@SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch *_you mind if I use this_*
ツFriedMushroom if you wanna, you can
@@SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanchyour gonna get credit to
ツFriedMushroom ok. Thanks
Don’t mind me. I’m just casually eating 3 packets of Tim tams by myself.
As one Australian to the next, I'm proud of you.
Teacher:What color is a orange?
Me:yellow
Teacher:...
I feel like I have to tell someone about this.
Halfway through the video I received an ad for a game. One of those ‘fix a mansion, why is this so hard’ crappy adverts.
I was going to skip it until it started playing the song ‘Sans’.
Sans, from undertale.
Idk how they’d even get the rights to use that music. (Are there any rights? I’d assume so.)
Anyway, after all the failed attempts there is just some random elephant who gets dragged onto the screen and suddenly clears up all of the crap that was on there.
Basically, morel of the story is:
If you’re life is a mess, get a gigantic elephant.
I might try this
everyone talking about waluigi in smash
*what about pan stan in fnaf ucn*
Glacieraircraft would like to know you.
Meh, I like music man better
But he's in.
Bon Bon is beter
XD
5:40 the answer is because this makes you an accessory to murder. You give someone money with the intent for them to cause harm and or death, this makes you an accessory to assault/murder. Nazi's calling for genocide doesn't mean they're actively doing something to cause death or harm.
The one friend Who has no life So if, hypothetically, one just tells a hitman that they want someone dead, and the hit man does it if their own free will, it wouldn't be illegal?
Hoo-boy.
Torian Flack - well at that point it's a police issue and you may be able to claim death threat and blackmail when you inevitably have to pay the hitman anyway or they will kill you too.
Torian Flack A hitman wouldn't exactly do something for you unless you're giving them something, you going to someone who you know is paid to cause death or harm and saying you want someone dead without paying them wouldn't be illegal hypothetically. However if something does happen to said person you wanted dead you could be charged with accessory to murder. Or just premeditated murder with is already cause for murder in the first degree
If the Nazi's calling for genocide are literally calling for genocide, as in telling people to go out and kill people, that *is* a crime. Inciting people to commit violent acts isn't protected by the constitution, it's not covered under free speech; it's illegal already.
And the clickbait goes without saying.
6:59 I stared at it saying "BMW equals... A?"
I had to look for at least 2 minutes to realise what it actually was
I hardly ever jump in real life, but I tend not to get stuck behind furniture or clipping through random hillsides either so I say we need that mechanic in games :/
KNICCKNACC PATTYWACC THAT MADE ME SCREAM OMFG
When you live in Massachusetts and feel proud of yourself for starting a fricking war
What has this world come to
"Alexa, release the roombas" 🤣🤣 the mental image
The Jolene bit made me think of the epic "Beowulf".
The best part about one-time-I-dreamt is that nobody ever reads the one-time-I-dreamt so You're confused for like 30 seconds until you remember to double check that it's not one-time-I-dreamt.
Loved the AVPS references! Where my Starkids at?
The coupon one reminded me that there was a gameshow where contestants had to race around a grocery store and collect stuff in a shopping cart.
5:43
Have fun i guess
You gonna pay 300 just for a chick? Sexist
Jokes aside, you must be either rich or really fucking dumb.
@@Someone-nw7yc its a joke
That thing with the elf's remind me of a fictional species called a deadghost that reach maturity at the age of 3 leave home at the age of 300 at live about 1,000,000 years
"Her coupon game was so fucking raw"
God, I love people 😂
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give a frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
I thought the bmw bumper sticker was a person with really good legs amd high heels taking off a fanny pack improperly.
Y’all know that Pokémon Pikachu?
*Pikachewing dem nuts lmao.*
7:18-8:06
i completely spaced out, thinking about Where's Waldo was really Where's Wally.
the part about video game characters jumping made me realise how often i jump, like ill be in the kitchen looking for food and when i can't find something good ill just start jumping around out of frustration then jump up the stairs and back into bed
8:12 wrong
Cockroaches, mosquitos, flies, tsk tsk tsk
The jumping question would scare me but I jump instead of stepping onto a curb. I only know this because it annoyed the hell out of someone I used to walk around with😂😂😅😅
9:08 after reading this post I paused the video and stared at the snow outside my window until I processed how much this makes sense and now I’m wondering if J.K. Rowling actually meant to do that.
4:38 FWEEEE!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
6:34 Ok but, we just walk and climb over stuff and characters don't.
6:35 jokes on y'all, when I get bored I jump up and down like a flea of cocaine and sometimes fling myself over my couch for the hell of it
It’s three in the goddamn morning and the Darth Vader one has me fucking WHEEZING
Fort the Starbucks one, kinda. My sister works at a Starbucks and they tell you to write on the cups in a certain way and it’s weird
As a Canadian, the only thing I know about the American revolution is that they threw tea into the harbour, and this pleased me
At 5:43 it's shown the tumblr post which is the thumbnail of this video to save time ;)
6:31 I am a hurdler, pole vaulter, and triple jumper...
When it reads "Alexa" my kindle reacts. I'm using headphones.
"Did you ever stop to think people are reading this in different accents?" Said the robotic voice
mOM SAID IT'S MY tUrN ON THE xBoX!
She lied. It is always my turn.
Darth vader breathing sounds like milking a yak through the speaker box at taco bell
4:20 My new favorite unnecessarily long joke
I said a dad joke to myself while out biking yesterday and I can't stop thinking about i...
okay so there was a truck that said "fluid truck" on it driving around and stopping at places and when I saw it I said "Fluid? That looks pretty damn solid to me"
8:11 I have a ligit fear of spiders as in full blown arachnophobia panic attacks but I still wouldn’t comment things like “all spiders should die” but I wouldn’t want to be within a 20 foot radius of one either and still kinda think that they are terrifying little monsters
The roomba thing made me laugh unnecessarily hard
TO BE HONEST, the frog joke DESERVES to be made into a freaking children's picture book! Dear kvotheunkvothe, if you notice my comment here, please see to creating a children's book based on your BRILLIANT post!
5:40 this post seems to be written by someone with an agenda. Nazi's advocating genocide aren't covered under free speech, but a significant number of people who are falsely accused of being a Nazi often use free speech to quiet people trying to quiet them. It seems the writer of this post didn't think that since they are protected they can't be a Nazi, but instead they thought since they are a Nazi they shouldn't be protected. That seems like something for r/facepalm.
A
It seems like in every episode there's at least one post mentioning the right/conservatives in a negative light.
if someone is somehow bad enough to get "mistaken" as a nazi there may be a slight behavioral issue they should look into.
I was referring to how the left generally calls Trump and other right wing politicians Nazis.
@@Krebzonide nah nah nah, he's not a nazi himself, but he does enable them and borderline defend them (IE: his "what about the alt-left" rant regarding Charlottesville)
1:27
I'm sorry to say but i think your cat might be a cyberman, or, cybercat, in this case.
They also should feed the cat solvent, just to be sure.
"do you ever cook something in the microwave but it's still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction"
Well _yeeeah_ but when you put it *that* way it just sounds sad.
you know what else is cute
lil tiny humans pretending to be ghosts burning stuff
1:03 In the books he actually passed his DADA OWL with top marks.
8:00 I'm terrified of spiders. All my sisters are too. But when a big ol' hairy bugger is chilling in our room *death is not an option unless it is mine*
Yeah I'm scared but when I get to hell and Satan is listing my sins it'll be embarrassing to hear "hmm... let's see, pride, gluttony and... fucking *spider murder?* You better be playing dude."
Out of school early. Get to see my favourite memes early!!! 😁
Jokes on you, I dont have odor receptors and yes i can still taste
It sounds like the store with the coupons really needs to hire a video game tester to check their coupons for exploits...
1:32 the cat looks like it's doing a Hitler salute and it scares me
3:00 or so is definitely a lost episode of Kitty0706's 'Elliot Goes to School' gmod series.
Dude I'm so depressed. I was just watching this and i started laughing and then when I stop, I just cried and sobbed. I don't even know why I'm crying.
holy crud the airplane food one blew my fricken mind
0:38
This was a very hilarious read until the one with the Bruce Lee quote which is very good life lesson, then pure comedy after the Bruce Lee quote.
OMFG THE JK ROWLING ONE
That jumping thing...man for real
The person who wrote the hitman one has intelligence -5
@Soviet who Cuts theres actually an exploit where you can get below 0, its useless but you can do it
@Soviet who Cuts tetris?
Hey look, I found the Deep South
is 0:37 a star kid reference?? cuz i hear that to the tune of hermione can’t draw
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
THE “harry can’t duel” POST WAS A STARKID REFERENCE FROM A VERY POTTER SEQUEL
IM FREAKING OUT
MOST OF YALL WONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BUT THATS OKAY
Hermione can't draw, Lupin can't sing and now Harry can't duel, whatever next
When you say, " do you know if ligma is contagious," and they say what's ligma." *LADIES AND GETALMEN WE GOT EM*
A lesbian that doesn't see women sexually enough to objectify them is either lying or really bad at being a lesbian.
Somewhere in space the aliens are just watching us and makeing videos titled something like “funniest humans videos” or “cutest human videos” and “smart human videos” and so many more. Just think about it.
5:45 I'd say "Oof." And keep eating casually.
9:04 - 9:25 at 9:25 I legit set there.... in my seat... for like a fucking minute... with my mouth open... thinking though and excepting what I had, just been told... dude.
Saw the one with the hit man, and by that persons logic, you would not be illegal for someone to blow up something with a bomb because the ingredients for it (if you break it down) are legal and just putting things together in general is legal. It is illegal to hire a hit man because you paid for someone's murder. How sore are your knees from jumping to that conclusion
I swear to god I watched this a few days ago and now whenever I hear Siri say “fweee” I lose my absolute shit. I snorted in the middle of school.
They is already a shop in England called "what"... and it shouldn't exist😂
Nazi ideology is protected because it's not necessarily an incitement of violence or a call to action. Make no mistake, Nazis are terrible people, however, the difference is thus: when you hire a hit man you actively call for someone to commit a crime and be violent. When you express Nazi ideology, most of the time it's people, particularly young people who grow out of this shit, saying things like one race is superior, or the Jews shouldn't be allowed in the U.S. or things like that. Now clearly we know that those viewpoints are wrong, we know that to say such things is seriously misguided, but you can't make saying wrong things illegal because then life would be hell. The free exchange of ideas is vital to life in society, and freedom of speech is vital to the free exchange of ideas. Besides if ever anyone decides to try act on Nazi rhetoric, say for example by shooting up a synagogue, or attempting to murder Jewish people around them, that's already illegal, and they will be stopped as soon as possible, and punitive measures will be taken. But we don't arrest any old person connected with that ideology, because... well... have you ever read 1984?
Besides imagine if the shoe was on the other foot, let's say a Bernie Sanders supporter decided to shoot up a Congressional Baseball game because of something Bernie Sanders said, it wouldn't be fair to arrest Bernie Sanders now would it?
I-I love spider, snekk, and things like that.
Steven king and the internet just casually blowing my mind.
i’m an american and i hate coffee so i drink tea, it always takes forever for the water to boil, and then when i was around 12 my family took a week long vacation in canada (we do it every summer except this summer now) and the rental house we were staying in had an electric tea kettle, i was in total awe, when i found out that most homes outside of the us have these i was so angry at the universe for having me born in the coffee loving us, and then for my 13th birthday guess what i got? an electric tea kettle, still the best present i ever got and i use it every day for my tea, now i can even brew my tea in my room so that i don’t have to waste time going downstairs in the morning! and then for christmas i got a mini fridge and one of those single burner electric stove things so now i have a full kitchenette in my bedroom and the only thing i need to leave my room for is the bathroom, i envy those who have a bathroom attached to their bedroom
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Is it just me or am I the only one hearing juul instead of duel?
8:00 have you ever seen a wasp reggiemess???
10:03 I make tea by boiling water in a pot, then putting the hot water in a pitcher, dipping the tea bag(s) in, then mixing in sugar, and sometimes ice.
The only animal I don’t like are wasps, because they terrify me. So do spiders, but I respect them, and I know wasps do good too, I’m just, well, terrified and a lot of them are aggressive. Aita?
Years ago, I called my Algebra teacher a witch. I will not further elaborate.
To the video game jumping one
Yeah I don't jump much but if I'm getting chased by a murderer I'd say I could jump over something that goes up to my knees
The clothing on got me.
Tiffany: oh my God Sabrina where did you get that blouse it's so cute.
Sabrina: guess.
Tiffany: JCPenney?
Sabrina: no, guess.
Tiffany: like was it gap?
Sabrina: No, guess.
Tiffany: American apparel?
Sabrina: NOOOOO, at guess.
Tiffany: uh, find whatever. I don't want to know.
When brainy dude puts more Harry Potter tumblr covos in the vids: 😀
that one about the elves?
that’s a roleplay blog.
don’t ask how i know.
......link?
10:18 why is the beginning of the post cut off? it makes no sense when we don't have the whole post (and the exact same comment is there twice?)
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