Tumblr, like all places on the Internet, has good and bad sides. What's good n what's bad is completely up to you (actually it's the true crime part cause they wanna fuck school shooters)
i bought one of those blood bath mat that turn red..... i love it but it's not like usual mats with soft material.... it's like a big sheet of white cardboard....
having water on the fork when you put it in the outlet would actually make it harder to kill a person, the resistance of the water is much higher then just the plane metal, *but i heard water and electricity dosnt work well* you say well water is conductive and 120 volts from your house would kill you if exposed contacts got in your bathtub, but water has a super high resistance, a lot higher then metal of course, so covering a metal fork with water wold decrease its conductivity, wich means it would work in the users favor.
no there isn't enough metalic substances in it to work, how do you think that fish don't get mass murdered by lightning, there's insane amounts of iron in the water on some areas
@@MeganClarkMusic yeaaaaah totally nothing in common, dude it's just a B tech cowbelly. I only watch these when I've watched all of the comment awards... Its the same fucking thing but this is somehow badly edited and features stale memes
@@MeganClarkMusic do you wANT TO FOOKIN GO MATE, DO YA... COME TO SMETHIC BIRMINGHAM I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE I'LL BREAK YA LEGSBSUDBDHFHDNDNDJDKDJD AAAAAAAAAA DNFNCNFBXBDNDJNDNXNXNNXNCC(inaudible screeching)
The Lilo and Stitch one made me laugh so hard I paused the video to catch my breath, but every time I looked back at my screen I started laughing again and this went on for about 10 minutes. 11/10 would wheeze and almost die choking on my own spit again.
Fun Fact #3: When explorers arrived on Australia and saw kangaroos, they asked the natives what they were, and the natives replied with "kangaroo", which meant "I don't understand your question". Note: I learned this years ago, and I can't quite remember the source, so it could be wrong. Also, when you see an old sign that says "Ye [insert-noun-here]", it's really just saying "The [insert-noun-here]", because in old English, there was no letter Y, but there was a letter that resembled Y but made the 'TH' sound.
WaterlemonTheArtist: thanks for letting me know, although I can say my information didn't come from a fictional movie. Actually, the more I think about it, the more I feel like I got it from an episode of an old show on Animal Planet that counted down the top 10 [insert interesting animal feature here], although the name of the show escapes me.
NotAGoat I found something about your „fact“: I‘m very, very sorry that it‘s german, but I couldn‘t find something in english, so I just copied it in german (translation first and at the end of my comment that german part I translated. It‘s from Wikipedia, anybody can easily find it by setting Wikipedia to german and under „Kängurus und Mensch >Entdeckung und Name“) According to a widely known story, James Cook was the first European who has seen these animals, and the name Kangaroo, in the language of the Aborigines, meant „I don‘t understand you“ which was the answer they gave him onto the question „What is that animal called?“ That this story was fake was only proven in the 1970s from the linguist John B. Haviland while doing research activities with the Guugu Yimidhirr (the tribe that Cook „asked“) So it could very much be, that you‘ve seen it somewhere that was very old, but it was proven wrong. German part: Nach einer weitverbreiteten Geschichte hätte Cook als erster Europäer diese Tiere gesichtet, und der Name Känguru bedeute in dieser Aboriginesprache „Ich verstehe nicht“ und soll den Briten auf ihre natürlich auf Englisch formulierte Frage „Was ist das für ein Tier?“ geantwortet worden sein. Dass diese Geschichte nicht den Tatsachen entspricht, wurde erst in den 1970er-Jahren von dem Linguisten John B. Haviland bei seiner Forschungstätigkeit mit den Guugu Yimidhirr herausgefunden. ~Wikipedia
The Lilo and Stitch one made me laugh so hard I paused the video to catch my breath, but every time I looked back at my screen I started laughing again and this went on for about 10 minutes. 10/10 would wheeze again.
I am colouring a wooden owl dark blues, purples, and grey/black because my sister volunteers at a farmers market and is taking me down there to help her work on the superhero themed day. I’m the villain. I am the owl of darkness. Fear me...
6:35 Oh!! I thought I was the only one who ever thought that! When I was about six, I said to my friend: “Do you ever just see something so darn cute and for some reason just want to squeeze it so hard it explodes and dies?” And she just looked at me like: ‘what the frick’ and then said: “no...?” So from that day on, I never mentioned it again, worried about getting the same response u_u
6:30: When I was about 4 I would ask my friends: "Do you ever see anything so cute you just wanna squeeze it to death?" And they all looked at me weirdly and shook their head. Finally, I don't feel like a psychopath.
@@unfetteredparacosmian Again, children can remember catchy cereal slogans, _and_ children can be sassy. No one asked if anyone clapped, this story can happen without everyone clapping.
@@EatAnOctorok And sassy children who steal items from people's carts can get an ass-whoopin'. That's how this particular path ends. Down the other, it's just some delusional chick who wants internet points. Take your pick, bud.
@@coupledyetivonvanderburg5385 The old lady hadn't made the purchase at the checkout, so the item wasn't hers yet. If you're gonna be shitty about gender roles then you deserve the extra strain of going back to the cereal aisle for another box.
My favorite malaphor? I was probably less than 8 when my brain put this together by accident (fortunately I never said it out loud) You're not the brightest bone in the basket, are you?
As a girl who loves playing Halo 4, I can confirm that the girl was in the right. I actually don't really mind the lore or the game, I prefer Bethesda games but Halo has really been for me about just hanging out with friends and since most of the boys at school loved Halo I played it so I could share another interest with them. Honestly it made them happy that I was so interested
3:33 in Minnesota there is a park called Minnehaha home of Minnehaha Falls. It’s called this because the Native American tribe that used to live here (I don’t remember there name) there word for water was minni and waterfall was haha. The pioneers believed that you had to have water in waterfalls so they called it minnihaha so Minnehaha Falls translates into Water Waterfall Falls.
4:04 fun fact: when British people came to Canada they asked the natives what this place was called. The natives replied ‘Canada’ which roughly translates into ‘Our Home’
I once said to my cat “I know you have no idea what I’m saying but...” and she glared at me like I had insulted her intelligence and I began to apologize profusely
3:32 On the Discworld, the forest of Skund got its name when an explorer pointed to a forest and asked a native, "What is this?" Skund means "Your finger, you fool." The forest is home to Mount Oolskunrahod, whose name translates to "Who is this fool who does not know what a mountain is."
4:04 when the Europeans first came to Canada, they asked the First People “What is this place called?” The First People said “Canata” which literally just means village. ... Now we all live in one big village lol
10:31 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 God f*cking yes
5:13 Dude, I have autism. My paternal great-great grandfather came from Sicily. On that side of the family, including my dad and sibling, their volume is either borderline yelling or whispering (which is rare). There is no in between.
5:12 fUck i realised this is actually me because on the minibus i go on to school none of the kids can fucking shut the sliding door properly and everytime they go for it i freak tf out
the word kangaroo comes from European settlers asking Indigenous Australians what the animal now known as a kangaroo kangaroo actually meant something along the lines of "What is he saying"
The website is the most beautiful and cancerous thing to ever come out of the internet
(Smash introduction)
*AN OLD EVIL IS AWAKENING*
4chan makes a racist joke about the competition!
Tumblr, like all places on the Internet, has good and bad sides. What's good n what's bad is completely up to you (actually it's the true crime part cause they wanna fuck school shooters)
@@TetrisShark70 the anna parts were worse
@@celinak5062 like i said, it's up to you.
and everyone clapped
You’re not the sharpest stick of butter in the cookie jar are you...
What
invaders well you aren’t the sharpest fish in the cows
@@thecarkid7990 what
@@ahakddiwnfs1742 love how this clue is guyless
@@jonaszilinskas7971 a wat
My favorite malaphor is that train has sailed
"Does a bear shit on a catholic"
metaphor?
@@lichofthewoods1132 nah b a malophor is the mixing of two different metaphors to get a similar effect or so I've been told
@@tame5829 cool ok
*leaves funny comment*
Cowbelly: No
Me: That wasn’t very cash money of you
Wrong Video
Tristan Ohea I laughed at the reply if that makes you feel any better
i bought one of those blood bath mat that turn red..... i love it but it's not like usual mats with soft material.... it's like a big sheet of white cardboard....
Sounds pleasant to step on.
Mm. Even more so.
For3st Spirit that was the best fucking response I’ve seen all day LMAOOOOOOO
What how
Oh.
7:00 oh my god to much feels now i wanna cry in happiness cause good people do exist in the world
having water on the fork when you put it in the outlet would actually make it harder to kill a person, the resistance of the water is much higher then just the plane metal,
*but i heard water and electricity dosnt work well* you say
well water is conductive and 120 volts from your house would kill you if exposed contacts got in your bathtub, but water has a super high resistance, a lot higher then metal of course, so covering a metal fork with water wold decrease its conductivity, wich means it would work in the users favor.
The thing is, tap water has metalic substances disolved in it and they make it a good conductor.
no there isn't enough metalic substances in it to work, how do you think that fish don't get mass murdered by lightning, there's insane amounts of iron in the water on some areas
hi
r/iamverysmart
just kidding, props to you for knowing such things
kaila is short
You don‘t have Reddit, do you?
I am the ultimate. I am the forever. I am...
*T U M B L R*
The thumbnail is the first award holy *shit*
DOOM GUY fam this isn’t comment awards 😂
@@MeganClarkMusic yeaaaaah totally nothing in common, dude it's just a B tech cowbelly. I only watch these when I've watched all of the comment awards... Its the same fucking thing but this is somehow badly edited and features stale memes
DOOM GUY no no, i get you. i watch both. you just said awards and i pointed it out. no need to get offended, was doing it for a quick laugh.
@@MeganClarkMusic do you wANT TO FOOKIN GO MATE, DO YA... COME TO SMETHIC BIRMINGHAM I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE I'LL BREAK YA LEGSBSUDBDHFHDNDNDJDKDJD AAAAAAAAAA DNFNCNFBXBDNDJNDNXNXNNXNCC(inaudible screeching)
DOOM GUY 😂😂😂😂
I genuinely died at that "deranged neighing" like not even Frankenstein can put me back together 🤣🤣🤣
*Me, being dragged into the pits of hell:* THIS IS SO NOT CASH MONEYYYYYY
Wasn’t expecting Jack but I am happy now
3:31 I NEED TO REMEMBER THIS FOR MY ENGLISH TEACHER
"Mrs. Slamvousky I'm not the brightest pencil in the drawer."
Homework?
*cOmMenT aWArDs*
Rainbow Productions hotel
Trivago
This isnt comment awards...?
It's still a funny collection of memes. It's like how I call any peanut butter cups "reese's".
Even if it's a different brand, it's the same thing.
The Lilo and Stitch one made me laugh so hard I paused the video to catch my breath, but every time I looked back at my screen I started laughing again and this went on for about 10 minutes. 11/10 would wheeze and almost die choking on my own spit again.
"Tax evasion"
*THE IRS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
3:24 "not the sharpest egg in the attic" I'M WEAK 😂
Fun Fact #3: When explorers arrived on Australia and saw kangaroos, they asked the natives what they were, and the natives replied with "kangaroo", which meant "I don't understand your question".
Note: I learned this years ago, and I can't quite remember the source, so it could be wrong. Also, when you see an old sign that says "Ye [insert-noun-here]", it's really just saying "The [insert-noun-here]", because in old English, there was no letter Y, but there was a letter that resembled Y but made the 'TH' sound.
The kangaroo story is actually false, and you probably learned that from the movie The Arrival, at least, that's where I heard it first.
thee
WaterlemonTheArtist: thanks for letting me know, although I can say my information didn't come from a fictional movie. Actually, the more I think about it, the more I feel like I got it from an episode of an old show on Animal Planet that counted down the top 10 [insert interesting animal feature here], although the name of the show escapes me.
NotAGoat
I found something about your „fact“:
I‘m very, very sorry that it‘s german, but I couldn‘t find something in english, so I just copied it in german (translation first and at the end of my comment that german part I translated. It‘s from Wikipedia, anybody can easily find it by setting Wikipedia to german and under „Kängurus und Mensch >Entdeckung und Name“)
According to a widely known story, James Cook was the first European who has seen these animals, and the name Kangaroo, in the language of the Aborigines, meant „I don‘t understand you“ which was the answer they gave him onto the question „What is that animal called?“ That this story was fake was only proven in the 1970s from the linguist John B. Haviland while doing research activities with the Guugu Yimidhirr (the tribe that Cook „asked“)
So it could very much be, that you‘ve seen it somewhere that was very old, but it was proven wrong.
German part:
Nach einer weitverbreiteten Geschichte hätte Cook als erster Europäer diese Tiere gesichtet, und der Name Känguru bedeute in dieser Aboriginesprache „Ich verstehe nicht“ und soll den Briten auf ihre natürlich auf Englisch formulierte Frage „Was ist das für ein Tier?“ geantwortet worden sein. Dass diese Geschichte nicht den Tatsachen entspricht, wurde erst in den 1970er-Jahren von dem Linguisten John B. Haviland bei seiner Forschungstätigkeit mit den Guugu Yimidhirr herausgefunden.
~Wikipedia
If you think about math in the shower, is it a shower thought?
Yes
No you're just not over it
6:34 "so it will stop being cute"
That phrase makes me laugh for some reason
the last guy was nice at 7:46 but if you had infinite money... 🎈 fwoosh inflation
But only one person would have it, not everyone who read the post. Isn't that how Wishes work?
Hey. Stop. We dont use reality in here.
Yeah but YOU would still have infinite money so it wouldn't matter.
@Scotland Dobson You're just going to ruin the world economy country by country then, not much better.
Stonks
The Lilo and Stitch one made me laugh so hard I paused the video to catch my breath, but every time I looked back at my screen I started laughing again and this went on for about 10 minutes. 10/10 would wheeze again.
4:29
I didn’t know Jacksepticeye had tumblr. LMAO XXDDD
1:42 That Computer is lit mate, ngl. Steven Universe and Adventure Time. I miss those CN early 2010's days.
I am colouring a wooden owl dark blues, purples, and grey/black because my sister volunteers at a farmers market and is taking me down there to help her work on the superhero themed day. I’m the villain. I am the owl of darkness. Fear me...
1:45 between adventure time steven universe and mordin from mass effect i love this laptop
6:19 NEVER SEEN THIS POST IN MY LIFE AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF HIM RIGHT WHEN IT SAID "SHAKESPEAREAN"
I'M ACTUALLY DYING
3:27
That is, hands down, the most Wisconsin thing I've ever heard
7:55 Okay I get how maybe the pawn with a gun can attack forwards instead of only diagonal but what the *hecc* would double Bishop do??
It moves diagonally and then diagonally again at a right angle
dylancskerr 2 op plz nerf
@@tostsoupwell then it moves either 2 diagonally or one in any direction
ITS S A N T I A G O
It scares the other pieces
This is becoming my favorite channel.
5:10 is me at lunch with my much more confident, extroverted friends
6:35
Oh!! I thought I was the only one who ever thought that! When I was about six, I said to my friend: “Do you ever just see something so darn cute and for some reason just want to squeeze it so hard it explodes and dies?” And she just looked at me like: ‘what the frick’ and then said: “no...?”
So from that day on, I never mentioned it again, worried about getting the same response u_u
THE FORK BIT, IT'S HILARIOUS TRUTH! Natural Selection.
*YEAH TAX INVASION LET'S GO*
CHAAAAARRRGE
Was that yoshi’s skeleton
Maybe...
*Hides everything*
Maybe...
6:37 My friend got kittens and I held one. The first thing I thought about was how it’s skull would look like beside all of my ceramic creations.
Hey, BrainyDude, thanks for putting the thumbnail first, you rock as a human being.
6:30: When I was about 4 I would ask my friends: "Do you ever see anything so cute you just wanna squeeze it to death?" And they all looked at me weirdly and shook their head. Finally, I don't feel like a psychopath.
8:17 r/thathappened
r/nothingeverhappens
Children can remember catchy cereal slogans.
*AND EVERYBODY CLAPPED*
@@unfetteredparacosmian Again, children can remember catchy cereal slogans, _and_ children can be sassy. No one asked if anyone clapped, this story can happen without everyone clapping.
@@EatAnOctorok
And sassy children who steal items from people's carts can get an ass-whoopin'. That's how this particular path ends. Down the other, it's just some delusional chick who wants internet points. Take your pick, bud.
@@coupledyetivonvanderburg5385 The old lady hadn't made the purchase at the checkout, so the item wasn't hers yet. If you're gonna be shitty about gender roles then you deserve the extra strain of going back to the cereal aisle for another box.
0:52
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE
DESTROY IT
I HATE HOW ITS LOOKING AT ME
Flower: *exists*
Bee Niggas:
*F L O W E R*
When you're sun tanning but you forget about the back:
🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑
that infinite money but the child has to spend it thing got me good.
Thumbs up for the wholesome comment at 7:19
4:59 “megrains” LMAO
7:50 is wholesome and all but since im legally considered a child i'd ask them to buy me a flamethrower and multiple knives and a big sword
My favorite malaphor?
I was probably less than 8 when my brain put this together by accident (fortunately I never said it out loud)
You're not the brightest bone in the basket, are you?
3:30
I might be smart, but I'm not the sharpest crayon in the marker box in the fruit market filled with plumbing supplies.....
6:36 WAIT SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE TO WANT TO SQUEEZE SOMETHING THATS TOO CUTE UNTIL IT DIES?!
So I just got this in my recommended and turns out I've already liked the video.
Had to doot it to em
As a girl who loves playing Halo 4, I can confirm that the girl was in the right. I actually don't really mind the lore or the game, I prefer Bethesda games but Halo has really been for me about just hanging out with friends and since most of the boys at school loved Halo I played it so I could share another interest with them. Honestly it made them happy that I was so interested
Took me 8 minutes to realize this isn't tumblr awards
3:33 in Minnesota there is a park called Minnehaha home of Minnehaha Falls. It’s called this because the Native American tribe that used to live here (I don’t remember there name) there word for water was minni and waterfall was haha. The pioneers believed that you had to have water in waterfalls so they called it minnihaha so Minnehaha Falls translates into Water Waterfall Falls.
4:49 is it just me or when he said fools did he sound like shrek
4:04 fun fact: when British people came to Canada they asked the natives what this place was called. The natives replied ‘Canada’ which roughly translates into ‘Our Home’
1:16 Honestly, we're not THAT stupid.....
*eats play-doh*
you got me to like because of the young frankenstein post, because i’m way too obsessed with madeline kahn
This clearedmy skin and watered my crops
0:28 someone was so not over the burning of the library of alexandria they made an entire scp article about the eternal library of alexandria.
10:58
I thought that was David, but his facial expression said otherwise.
I once said to my cat “I know you have no idea what I’m saying but...” and she glared at me like I had insulted her intelligence and I began to apologize profusely
this cleared my skin and watered my crops
3:32
On the Discworld, the forest of Skund got its name when an explorer pointed to a forest and asked a native, "What is this?" Skund means "Your finger, you fool." The forest is home to Mount Oolskunrahod, whose name translates to "Who is this fool who does not know what a mountain is."
@4:11
I was not expecting to see jack here but OK!
5:39 I was eating and then I started choking from laughing to hard
My counselor had some of those Shakespeare insult bandaids.
Tax evasion is literally my profile pic for almost everything in Spooktober. *R.I.P Doot.*
4:29- WEAVE SNATCHED
text: migranes
text to speech: MEEGRAINS
Natural selection made me actually laugh, and I’m thirteen.
YES THE JACKSEPTICEYE POST OMG
wowww everything looks weeird on aciddd klolll
"Chronic meegrains" 🤣
0:05
This girl at my school printed out 50 copies of this skeleton saying tax evasion and proceeded to hand them out to the entire lunchroom.
I see Jack finally made it. XD
4:10 That's my post and edit, haha
4:04 when the Europeans first came to Canada, they asked the First People “What is this place called?” The First People said “Canata” which literally just means village. ... Now we all live in one big village lol
Other people’s dreams: last night I had a dream about my crush!
My dreams: 0:07
Question:
What will a person without a back look like?
3:06 “It’s not over until the fat lady has her cake and eats it, too”
5:14 I lost it😂😂😂
Sean what did Seth do to your face
10:31 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
God f*cking yes
I too am not over the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
This hydrates my skin
3:33 yes but what about Canada? A person asked First Nations what the land was named and they said “Kanata” meaning “Village”.
5:13
Dude, I have autism. My paternal great-great grandfather came from Sicily. On that side of the family, including my dad and sibling, their volume is either borderline yelling or whispering (which is rare). There is no in between.
4:54 yeah, except I have sensory overload issues, but I also can't hear very well...
That tumble post about the wendigo... Holy shit.
11:00 i wonder what voldemort is planning this time and what role the penguins play in this.
5:12 fUck i realised this is actually me because on the minibus i go on to school none of the kids can fucking shut the sliding door properly and everytime they go for it i freak tf out
2:01 nice editing there.
The furry actually scared me to death
2:01
1:43 that steven universe tho 💚💙
Thank God for 10:17 I nearly forgot to take the chicken out mum would have gone apeshit
4:54 is sO AMAZING LIKE PFFFT
2:55 *raises hand along with 85 others*
I was sitting on my bed with my bag of Halloween candy and I got some gummy worms and I couldn't open them but now I just opened them and now in happy
the word kangaroo comes from European settlers asking Indigenous Australians what the animal now known as a kangaroo kangaroo actually meant something along the lines of "What is he saying"