8:55 Yet again here's another shining example of the voiceover showing the slightest glimmer of sentince, like it throws in emotions as if it understands what its reading.
Imagine getting suddenly put beck in time in a year before Julius Caesar die and have watched a shit tone of videos of how to do stuff and know things about how to make steel and war tactics. You are instantly a valuable national treasure for who ever you go to. Let me tell you that is the best and most satisfying thing to be if I was there. Julius Caesar: a person from the future visiting me? Well then how would I die" me: surrounded by friends. All of Julius friends: 😅🗡️ Cleopatra: well then how is the future Me: it got fucked more than you for sure.
that fosters home bit really opened my eyes, I want to see a documentary style film displaying the suffering and devastation caused by these imaginary beings. what's worse is adults will just imagine the perfect sexual partner so nobody will actually be having children anymore and humanity will be slowly going extinct, but without humans there can be no new imaginary friends.
One of the few things that might not be legal in that universe is sex with imaginary friends since they can't actually give consent under legal definitions since you made them say yes when you created them to begin with
7:05 I always imagined vampires biting you would be like taking a bite of a juicy watermelon slice. You just get juice(or in a vampires case, blood) all over yourself and its not your fault, its just how eating a watermelon is.
7:40 i have been waiting for other people to say this. when i was little, i didnt want to be a drooling vampire, i wanted to just have fangs and drink blood and have black hair.
5:11 Fam you good. I once thought that 10 to 2 was an eight hour shift because 2 to 10 is. Fortunately, being a (now well-rested) math nerd, I came up with a formula for shift length for all shifts of integer hours (2:15 to 6:15, 4:30 to 10:30, etc.) for any shift A to B, just subtract B from A. If this produces a negative number, add 12.
4:10 I put this in the other room and I was home alone. As a child, I was told to never open the door when someone knocks on the door. I put my phone in the other room and, idk how it happened, but I thought someone was legit BANGING on my door. I shet myself
That voice going: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is what we'll hear when the robots take over. XD
In that last one, people forget that since they can imagine all they saw on TV, imagine if someone imagined a character from a hentai movie or picture.
4:47 im kinda like that if i have no one to talt too but if the perdon moved too me is talkitive ill combine my strength with thiers makeing the most talkiive person ever
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I love how cowbelly says this
It's my birthday and I probably could have asked for a better gift than a laugh from Tumblr, but I didn't. Soooo, this is the best gift I got.
gleeful being born time of year
Happy birthday!
Wonderful birth anniversary!
Merry Christmas
Happy January 8th
8:55 Yet again here's another shining example of the voiceover showing the slightest glimmer of sentince, like it throws in emotions as if it understands what its reading.
emm, what is that song btw...
TheBoredEnthusiast *DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN*
He's sad that Therese was engaged :(
4:18
the sound of an emotionless voice like the computer's will haunt me until my dying breath
My brain- *FooOoD*
Me- ok, fine but healthy
My brain- *NOt this FOoD!*
yall, the vampire thing at 7:05 had me dying because I was literally imagining some guy about to be attacked by a vampire and saying this XD
3D printing use wood?
Well im gona Print my self a sandwitch
You can print candy
You could actually probably 3d print an edible sandwich. If not it'll happen pretty soon.
I'm.not even gonna try to question this😂
3:29
too weird to live, too rare to die
i'll leave now
Potato Lord I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT BTW FABULOUS REFERENCE 💙💙
@@greer8719 thank you! and sorry.
Potato Lord no no no no it’s ok, you can stay.
This comment and the replies are just one big emo mess
0:02 a way of summing up my whole day
i have a name
Your pfp is the literal devil
No views 11 likes UA-cam’s high on at least 7 things
no you CAN fuck the kid but it WONT happen.
Epicbr0 Gaming at least
Epicbr0 Gaming k
@@Ulta_Nagenki excuse me what the fuck
Epicbr0 Gaming
Yeah, like respect
Imagine getting suddenly put beck in time in a year before Julius Caesar die and have watched a shit tone of videos of how to do stuff and know things about how to make steel and war tactics. You are instantly a valuable national treasure for who ever you go to. Let me tell you that is the best and most satisfying thing to be if I was there.
Julius Caesar: a person from the future visiting me? Well then how would I die"
me: surrounded by friends.
All of Julius friends: 😅🗡️
Cleopatra: well then how is the future
Me: it got fucked more than you for sure.
....
A snek boi will get the chance to be a Peeping Tom.
I love the vampire post, it’s funny.
6:25
LAW AND ORDER: SVU
that show is my life
Never did I think I'd see the words "sexy" and "baba yaga" used in the same sentence
7:45 - Sick burn. I'll remember that next time I'm assaulted by a vampire. :D
Country road let's a go it's a me Mario
hey brudda
MUSHROOM KINGDOOOOM
PEACHES CASTLE
LETSA GOOOO
MARIOOO
Where's the full song
4:39
I guess the guy responsible for the automated voiceover is a plumber. Hahahahaha
4:34 As the silent man: [silently stares at bad/naughty children with an unreadable expression for the duration of the day]
*get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai*
that fosters home bit really opened my eyes, I want to see a documentary style film displaying the suffering and devastation caused by these imaginary beings. what's worse is adults will just imagine the perfect sexual partner so nobody will actually be having children anymore and humanity will be slowly going extinct, but without humans there can be no new imaginary friends.
One of the few things that might not be legal in that universe is sex with imaginary friends since they can't actually give consent under legal definitions since you made them say yes when you created them to begin with
6:30 you can't imagine how long i searched for *that* specific post
Finding it gave me so much bliss i thought i ascended to a higher state of being
7:05 I always imagined vampires biting you would be like taking a bite of a juicy watermelon slice. You just get juice(or in a vampires case, blood) all over yourself and its not your fault, its just how eating a watermelon is.
0:17 facts that’s what earned my like
Lmao I'm laughing at how the text-to-speech pronounced sti's as "steez"
You have steez
I contemplated the paradox axe for a solid 5 minutes
Mmmm lasagna
bitch lasagna
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm nich lasagana
Not just any lasagna,but B**CH LASANGA
Bitch that’s my bitch lasagna not your bitch lasagna bitch
Bobs
So then the text to speech is a plumber apparently
7:40 i have been waiting for other people to say this. when i was little, i didnt want to be a drooling vampire, i wanted to just have fangs and drink blood and have black hair.
Everything changed when the Fire puppy Attacked! LOL
And not dead enough for MySpace
This is a petition to get a video that is just this voice saying "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" (at least 10 minutes).
4:18 You didn't add all the "Ha" in.
That last one still gets me
5:11 Fam you good. I once thought that 10 to 2 was an eight hour shift because 2 to 10 is. Fortunately, being a (now well-rested) math nerd, I came up with a formula for shift length for all shifts of integer hours (2:15 to 6:15, 4:30 to 10:30, etc.) for any shift A to B, just subtract B from A. If this produces a negative number, add 12.
4:33 Yes I remember that.
"Utter a single Fucking word to me I Fucking dare you."
“Shedule”
-text to speech
Ah yes tumblr
al g
Are you having an epiphany?
"It was as though Poseidon himself extended his hand in friendship and they SPAT in his MOUTH." Lol, who gets the reference??????
ZOOM BOOM KOOM
Glad I'm not alone on that last one
As soon as the ha ha ha started, I was scarred and horrified.
4:06 I need some one to translate from "OWOnese"
"Hate to brake it to you guys but you can't build muscles without muscle tone"
2:55 you can 3D print wood???
That foster’s home for imaginary friends one messed me up man
Nobody:
This video: "baba yoga"
7:05-A very strong guy once said:say it in 20 words or less!!!
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"
I like that sound
2:48 not only did he actually steal this from another post, but you can’t 3D print in WOOD. Wood burns, it does not melt
0:01 TODAYS SHEDULE! AHAHAHAHAHA!
2:51 best dad ever I gotta say
4:10 I put this in the other room and I was home alone. As a child, I was told to never open the door when someone knocks on the door. I put my phone in the other room and, idk how it happened, but I thought someone was legit BANGING on my door. I shet myself
At 4:39 we learn that the British voice is not a chemistry major.
Is "unionized" like
"Uh-nee-un-ized" for plumber
"Un-i-o-nized" for chemist
3:49 AMONGTHESPAGETTI HAS A TODOROKI PROFILE PIC I-
6:29 was the funniest shit the whole video
4:09 great thanks now I just summoned a demon for the next 2 seconds
That last one destroyed me
That voice going:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
This is what we'll hear when the robots take over. XD
B A B A Y O G A
Schedule
nothing else, I like how it sounds
I thought I was the only person that thought that hard about fosters.
7:44 this is what i've been waiting for. nobody ask why
3:30 not crackhead enough for 4chan and not dark enough for reddit
That last one I'm just fuking screaming internal that was horrifying
1:00 the guys Tumblr name is jd
I didn't get the notification for this video and they're definitely on suggestion or knowledge?
First ad is a Tax refund as. Lmao shits shit down we don’t get no refund but they sure as shit taking our money
At 7:06
That man would slap the shit out of a vampire. A true dad
You can say, he's not a van... Pire
if i had any brain power left I wouldn't waste it trying to figure out wtf is happening at 4:48
Level 35 hitman
Level 65 boss
I have no idea how to wright a funny comment lol 🤣
In that last one, people forget that since they can imagine all they saw on TV, imagine if someone imagined a character from a hentai movie or picture.
That last meme made me question humanity...
4:37 Robot voice is a plumber confirmed
3:38 isn’t that a panic at the disco album?
Can someone explain me the unionized joke?
Union-ized un-ionized
omg now I get it, I’m done with tumblr
@@presidenteherm5161 thank you❤
I'm fucking done with my life now.
Scolding vampires is awesome
Big Chungus died...
BIG CHUNGUS : *RISE OF THE SAVIOUR (PlayStation 9 game coming soon [almost as soon as Half-Life : 3])*
0:44
Hmm... this reminds me of a certain FNAF song...
Creeper? Aww man
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So in order to click this video I had to use my fave because I’m wearing gloves as oven mitts and realized that they’re touch screen
4:09 *OH DEAR FUCKING GOD MAKE IT STOP!*
2019 and I've already been sick for almost all of it
If the imaginary friend part was real I'd imagine a rich friend then murder them 'cause why not
That last one really fucked me up
3:45 *_too scared of Twitter_*
2:51 a *3D PRINTED WOOD* elephant.... hmmm
fuckin 4:13 had me WHEEZING
“A gweat accumuwation of Ouw anawysis must thewefowe begin wif da question of what is a” hwy is that so clear
See I was watching Netflix but checking my UA-cam inbox and I saw the thumbnail and I just had to
*🅱️ get off my feet*
4:09 please STOOOOP!!!
I JUST HEARD MY MOM TELL MY BROTHER TO LEAVE WITH HIS *WEENIS*
*WEENIS*
I AM DYING
The wenis is the loose skin on your elbow.
That last one literally fucked me up
I would never destroy an outfit.
bUt I cAn RoCk It
7:05 a member of the Belmont family wrote this
Wait, was that Bogleech?
If you post a spooky meme on January 25 does it make it the fastest spook or the slowest spook
4:47 im kinda like that if i have no one to talt too but if the perdon moved too me is talkitive ill combine my strength with thiers makeing the most talkiive person ever
There is something I want to lose but I'm afraid to lose it
AND NO I am not talking about my virginity
I’m dying of cancer XD
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I love how cowbelly says this