@Grim Reaper 🤣🤣🤣 Never!!!! Jk I do buy clothes just not from clothing line stores or shopping malls. They just seem too expensive for me. Not bashing anyone who does shop at shopping malls, it's just not my thing.
Other people choosing clothes: Beyoncé wore this and it’s right Me buying clothes: *runs past the clothing racks with my hands out* WHERE ARE THE SOFTEST GARMENTS
@@agh263 buy a shark costume and go outside wearing it trust me no one will notice I went outside in a bright yellow Pikachu costume and like two people noticed
Me: This is so sad Alexa play despacito Alexa: despacito is only included with amazon music unlimited. Would you like to sign up for $9.99 a- Me: Alexa cancel
you "buchered" english as well. but who cares english is just confusing with letters that are there just to make no sound and sentences that can be read 3 different ways. At least it does not have as many rules as Pesticides
Nobody’s gonna acknowledge the snake that has been named Lafayette? Nobody? Well I guess I’m the first then Edit: I was surprised that no other Hamiltrash people commented about it before I did, when there’s a Hamilton related thing in the video it’s usually very prominent in the comments
3:23 I was going to make a small joke where I changed the lyrics of guns and ships but I stopped immediately when I got to "making red coats reder with blood stains" ....
Other people buying clothes: actually goes to the shop and choose it themselves based on their preferences. Me 'buying' clothes: stays home and just tells my mother and sister to go get me something comfortable and relevant to my tastes and just hope I don't end up with something I won't be wearing.
Lucifer is like the name of the fallen angel. Satan is the king of demons.? Beelzebub is the prince of devils So they're kind of the same but it's like different versions. I dunno.... After years of studying mythology this is what I give you😅
Alec King I'm pretty sure that Lucifer, after being banished to hell, was given the name Satan or something (going off the Bible that I don't really read very much).
Just because someone says something cool/funny/perfect like that happened doesn't mean it's fake. Some things are so obviously fake, but that one is actually plausible. The other day I commented something and someone replied "r/thathappened" when it actually HAD happened to me, and now I realize that some of these stories on there could be real.
Everyone’s talking about Lafayette but nobody is talking about how wholesome this video is. This video really brightened my day. I never would’ve seen all these posts from such wonderful, kind people otherwise. I’ve been having a really shit day and whenever I have a shit day I tend to treat myself like garbage but this post has made me feel so much better.
I needed this. Just cried my heart out watching an angry stay cat learn to be a cuddly shoulder cat, because a human decided she was worth the time; now I'm just laughing in wet. Edit: mild grammar
12:21 yeah but people in my school are always like "hey you have a spot" or "did you know you have a zit" like, yeah, you gremlin, I noticed them before they appeared.
*looks over at bookshelf* *most of it is Black Butler mangas which takes place in Victorian-Era London where all characters have a chance of dying In the story* Me: *nervous laughter* I’m in danger.
That signs when tired post is wrong for me. I'm the first, not the second. I like watching these posts because I had to delete my Tumblr app from my phone and this feels like I'm back on the shitpost dashboard.
Drabswin dude I'm a straight chick and I love when games have hot girls (and guys but...). I don't want to *fuck* her, but if I'm gonna look at her for hours on end while playing the game she may as well look good (same with a dude). And alienated? Seriously? If a game character's appearance alienates you then you were never part of the community, and never will be. Maybe SOME people just want a fat ugly main character in a video game, but that's a personal preference. The issue is when they act like it's some ~heroic feminist act~ to fight against a VIDEO GAME. Especially considering they give ZERO shits about when men are sexualized. Get off your high morality horse. To summarize; people like looking at hot people. Sorry not sorry.
Drabswin easy solution: don't play the game. If you want a game with realistic armor, choose a game with realistic armor. The problem is that people are turning it into an issue about ""women's rights"" to justify death threats sent to game makers who make games for the ~other audience~ who like these games. Like if you want a different type of game and can't find it, go out and make it. See how easy it is (it's not). No one is obligated to make one CATERED to you. The market exists, pick something you like, or make it. It seems that most people just happen to like ~that~ type of game. Hell, I like the unrealistic armor/overrevealing outfits, often because it looks good, and it's a video game so I don't really care. The physics-defying outfit makes the world feel more "fantasy" (I tend to play fantasy games with like, elves and shit). The whole "issue" is really 'meh' to me. However some people harass others and say they're "sexist" and terrible people for liking a certain VIDEO GAME. White men are especially targeted, because they're just the punching bag of this society right now. -_- I honestly don't care about other people's opinions on this, or rather, I'm just neutral. You like what you like, and I'll like what I like. If that's different, then fine... We like different things. Stay out of each other's way and there's no problem. I'll be over here playing my fantasy games with revealing outfits on my avatar, and you can play your indie games or whatever idk what you play (no disrespect). There's honestly NO REASON to be FIGHTING OVER THIS. This shouldn't even be a debate point for fucks sake I wrote an essay dammit.
2:17 I pretend to remember things that my bestfriend remembers about our friendship, because her face lights up when she talks about early memories and it makes me happy too.
“Types of people” *names a bunches of colors* okay but that just doesn’t work. I adore denim jackets and fancy socks and stories. But to any outsider I’m like the gray one: earbuds, quiet, disappearing whenever I can. And to people who know me a little bit I’m all paintbrush and I’ll admit my jeans are thoroughly splattered but peel off another layer and you’ll realize that I am all red. I am quiet and earbuds and painting because underneath it all I am a ball of fury at literally everyone and everything with my combat boots and some people have a really hard time being okay with the fact that the shy/anxious/artsy girl they thought I was is actually just a tired, angry, pissed off ball of hate
I’m red and grey. Im usually pretty quiet, but my mind is a motherfucking ball of pure hatred, anger, severe violence, insults and hardcore Russian cussing that’s so bad a fucking pirate would approve. Also, I’m the Queen of Sarcasm and Semechki.
Im influenced by Thammuz, so I researched him. He has 3 black coal eyes, pale blue skin, blood red talons on eight fingered hands, and is three feet tale. He has been alive since 1878 and is frome the 8th dimension. His personality seems to be short tempered. Example of being short tempered, he got mad when someone called him periwinkle blue then started threatening them even more than he already was to the person that said it. He was summoned by Magnus Bane. Then after being determined useless he was banished.
Fr0stBites true, but most of the time it’s not what the storyteller says within the story that sounds fake, but rather the reactions of people within the story.
7:27 is hitting me hard. Tried to be healthy this month, and some of my efforts faded by week 3. I don't need to be angry at myself, I just need to reapply the healthy intentions.
How is it SJW? You got something against gay rights? Make whatever excuse you want to hate something, call it SJW, call it left, call it right, whatever you want. I'm just here to listen to a text-to-speech reading Tumblr posts. Plus they're right anyway, you shouldn't be falling in love with the genitals, you should fall in love with the person. And if the person happens to be the same gender as you, so be it. You're not a SJW if you're right.
"You're bleeding because you don't floss" As you're drawing blood from a dentist.......FUCKING AMAZING! Someone give that person a trophy for taking the moment that nobody else would have thought to. This is why I live on the internet, hilarious shit like this exists x3
I just realized something When a baby is born the mother sometimes says “She/He is so beautiful” if you think about it the mom called a stranger beautiful
12:05 ain’t that the truth. I contemplate life when I’m tired, and then laugh at the stupidest things. I was tired and my Freind said White Paint. I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I CRIED.
OH MY GOD I AM SHOOKETH DID ANYONE ELSE GET THE AD WITH THE MEME MASHUP IM FRIGGIN CRYING THIS MADE ME SHOOKETH ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY IGNORE SUCH A THING HOLY CRAP IT WAS AMAZING
2:19 when I was a kid I found 2 2p and to mess with my family I threw them in both the toilets and it got stuck I thought the toilets always had rusty pennies in them My family remember that day perfectly. Upon my sibling finding this out they threw a shiny 5p into one of the toilets
No Satan just means adversary can refer to many different entities some human Lucifer is a name given to Nebuchadnezzar in Isaiah that was then used in literature like paradise lost and Dante’s inferno to refer to the Devil And beelzebub was one of philistine (one of the biggest enemies of the Jews) Gods But that is in just biblical terms (I.e. only using the Bible as a source) What that comment is referring to is the catholic extra-biblical tradition (I.e inspired by but not actually in the Bible i.e bible fan fiction) that was made thought the years that gave names to certain demons that go along with certain sins and it goes along with all the saint’s that the catholics pray to each are stronger against one of those demons. It is a lot like horoscopes but with a Christian twist.
I mean its accurate the left was like shit you do you but the right was like "If I dOnT lIkE iT iT cAnT eXsIsT!!!!" We gotta admit it was full of shit, if we cant be self critical then we should shut up and end any political discourse to allow someone else to run shit
i cant because im nothing like a capricorn yet im a capricorn. also, i have the first one as a personality. Patience does not exist for me and i am a ball of violence that hardcore verbally abuses you in Russian with lots of swears involved
EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICAS FAVOrite FIGHTING FRENCHMAN
Lafayette!!
*snake noises*
K0D13! imtakingthishorsebythereignsmakinredcoatsredderwithbloodstains
LAFF OMG HE IS REINCARNATED AS A SNAKE!!!!!!!!
K0D13! - Your picture is uncomfortable to look at. Just letting you know.
So... is he a boob-guette? That was a bad pun imma go die now
YASS
"My 75 year old grandma screamed 'oh burn' and hit her with a flyswatter"
I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes
The way I buy clothes:
*Finds something*
"This is cute"
*Looks at price tag*
"Nevermind"
@Grim Reaper 🤣🤣🤣 Never!!!! Jk I do buy clothes just not from clothing line stores or shopping malls. They just seem too expensive for me. Not bashing anyone who does shop at shopping malls, it's just not my thing.
@Grim Reaper I know XD but you'll be surprised how often you need to explain yourself to people on the internet. 🙄🤣
Other people choosing clothes: Beyoncé wore this and it’s right
Me buying clothes: *runs past the clothing racks with my hands out* WHERE ARE THE SOFTEST GARMENTS
Napkin Beano I have a shark shirt. Just shark.
@@agh263 buy a shark costume and go outside wearing it trust me no one will notice I went outside in a bright yellow Pikachu costume and like two people noticed
r/notlikeothergirls
Same tho😂😂😂
Same, do what you like y’all not what others think
Me: This is so sad Alexa play despacito
Alexa: despacito is only included with amazon music unlimited. Would you like to sign up for $9.99 a-
Me: Alexa cancel
As someone who cracked to the constant ads can confirm this is true
Amazon are scam artists.
Everyone else:" the snakes name is Lafayette and no one cares!"
Me: " HE BUCHERED HERMIONE'S NAME AND NO BODY CARES!!!!!!"
you "buchered" english as well.
but who cares english is just confusing with letters that are there just to make no sound and sentences that can be read 3 different ways.
At least it does not have as many rules as Pesticides
@@beleleudabatata4451 Yeah, I was never that great at it. 😅 It's really sad I know, especially since it's my first language.
Its Lafayeet you fucking swine.
Isn’t Lafayette that French guy who helped during the American revolution
@@juanthehorse1988 Yes, he did. He brought guns and ships.
Nobody’s gonna acknowledge the snake that has been named Lafayette? Nobody? Well I guess I’m the first then
Edit: I was surprised that no other Hamiltrash people commented about it before I did, when there’s a Hamilton related thing in the video it’s usually very prominent in the comments
Anxious Trash Is it bad I mumbled "I'm taking this horse by the reins, making the redcoats redder with bloodstains" after?
Anxious Trash EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICAS FAVORITE FIGHTING COBRA!!! *LAFAYETTE!*
who wouldn't name a snake lafayette tf you mean
Jazzcat00 SNAKAMITON
I instantly thought of Hamilton
Nobody:
Just nobody:
Grandma: OH BURN
Clancy Sand i can’t 😭💀
4:33 a n d t h e n t h e w h o l e b u s c l a p p e d
I saw the signs when tired post and thought, “Yep, I am a Virgo and that is true...”
Ha same
Luke Scarling Same. Literally the exact same. I could have written this exact post and it would have been just as accurate.
ahaha yes me too
as a scorpio, that is very accurate, it just really depends if i had a good day or not
As a Gemini I thought it was mostly accurate
LAFFAYETE ALMOST DROPPED HIS CROSSAINT >:0
3:23 I was going to make a small joke where I changed the lyrics of guns and ships but I stopped immediately when I got to "making red coats reder with blood stains" ....
6:20 Imagine if the book you found was Mein Kampf
Dr Gabe I’d probably end up in someone’s fan fiction
Dr Gabe or the communist manifesto
Graydogger that’s the opposite of a problem
Any book by Stephen King...
**Grabs some random ass manga**
Fuck it.
7:27 that shit spoke to me on a spiritual level.
See? Even a noose, an object used mostly for death, has accepted how great that is.
I have problems about this
I want that LARP npc app, finding ongoing LARPs close by is annoying enough as it is.
YES- boi/gurl I've been wanting to get into it for years and the good ones are in, like, Europe
TheGamingWolf1000 as a European citizen I approve. We really are fortunate when it comes to Larp.
Wait what?
Other people buying clothes: actually goes to the shop and choose it themselves based on their preferences.
Me 'buying' clothes: stays home and just tells my mother and sister to go get me something comfortable and relevant to my tastes and just hope I don't end up with something I won't be wearing.
Tumblr can be the best or worst site ever
Daley Huard just say the nicest, you don't need most and you used worst too.
bluchismoon i'll edit it
Daley Huard
Ok paps
_14:09__ That's what they did with Good Omens and I can't go a day without hearing of/thinking about the Ineffable Husbands, so go off I guess._
1998: in 20 years we will be so advanced
2018: Fortnite epic funny moments
Ten years from 1998 would be 2008. : / Apparently we've regressed so much that the general population can't do basic addition.
1998: in 10 years we will be so advanced
2018: 1998 + 10 = 2018
You guys do realize people make mistakes right
1980s:by the year 2000 we will have flying cars and hologram phones.
2018: plz stop eating soap
TBH you shouldn't have edited it
Was funnier before lmao
2:58
Beelzebub, Lucifer, and Satan are all the same demon tho.....
Bro I got Satan as my demon of the month.
Lucifer is like the name of the fallen angel.
Satan is the king of demons.?
Beelzebub is the prince of devils
So they're kind of the same but it's like different versions. I dunno.... After years of studying mythology this is what I give you😅
I got Astaroth... Who the fuck is Astaroth?
Alec King
I'm pretty sure that Lucifer, after being banished to hell, was given the name Satan or something (going off the Bible that I don't really read very much).
Lucifer help me take care of this thot
4:31
I bet they all clapped after that, too.
RonaldMcJuicy yeah I know like r/thathappened
I think the whole idea of having the grandma at the end was to make it plainly obvious it was just a story but sure.
Speaking for my own family I can ACTUALLY see that happening...
RonaldMcJuicy old lady lesbians exist tho
Just because someone says something cool/funny/perfect like that happened doesn't mean it's fake. Some things are so obviously fake, but that one is actually plausible. The other day I commented something and someone replied "r/thathappened" when it actually HAD happened to me, and now I realize that some of these stories on there could be real.
Everyone’s talking about Lafayette but nobody is talking about how wholesome this video is. This video really brightened my day. I never would’ve seen all these posts from such wonderful, kind people otherwise. I’ve been having a really shit day and whenever I have a shit day I tend to treat myself like garbage but this post has made me feel so much better.
If I'm being honest, if I'm walking around the house with one of my snakes, i keep them in my bra-
I love finding uses for older, stretched out bras
5:47 OOH OOO OOO ITS PM SEYMOUR!!! I REMEMBER SEEING THAT IN A UA-cam COMMENT!!!...... I find such Joy in the little things.
ScottySquatch me too lol
WAIT WHAT WOE
ooooooh
6:30 So . . . the plot of The Magic Treehouse?
Warri0rlink no because they fade titles and pictures
But yes
YES
Warri0rlink i
A treehouse
I needed this. Just cried my heart out watching an angry stay cat learn to be a cuddly shoulder cat, because a human decided she was worth the time; now I'm just laughing in wet.
Edit: mild grammar
Tumblr is.......
*S O M E T H I N G*
3:30 my boy Lafayette has priority’s Hamilton squad where you at?
The snakes name is Lafayette and NO BODY EVEN CARES. How dare you
why is a gachatuber calling a group of people out for not knowing what Hamilton is?
HAMILTON
THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING
I AM A HAMILTRASHHHHH
EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCH FRY!
THIS SERIES IS TOO WHOLESOME MY WEAK HEART CANT TAKE IT-
*W E E N I S*
The opinions of a teenager I moisturise my weenis
Good job
What is this comment thread
S I N E E W
You, an imbecile: Weenis
Me, an intellectual: w e e n u s
7:21 that item makes things flinch so ig with self confidence you’re also more intimidating
I’m influenced by Satan. Cool.
S a l t B l o c k
Lucky. I just got Moloch and his dumbass child sacrifices.
well i hope someone like myself has fun with Asmodai
I'm also influenced by satan
I got baal
I CAN MAKE PEOPLE WHO PISS ME OFF INVISIBLE HOLY FUVK
Me to
I did not expect the wholesome, but I welcome it with open arms and happy tears.
6:35 I was waiting for Mein Kampf to pop up tbh.
Seems like you're *struggling* to figure it out.
Mugenri oh dear lord it is too easy. 😂😂😂
Lizzle 2 cents Mein Kampf is a German romantic comedy
4:13 all I can picture is Betty White smacking Dolores Umbridge across the face with a flyswatter so hard it leaves a mark. And I can't stop laughing.
H E R M I O N E
I LITERALLY CAME TO THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE WAS HAVING ISSUES WITH THAT
@@MossMatcha ME TOO-
that's how us, french people pronounce it..
Néo Draw hermie un? So un hermie? Pretty weird to call hermione a hermie but ok
hermyone
hermit
crabs
hermione=crabs
ok can you do a whole video for wholesome posts/memes sometime because this video really made me like them so can you do that please
Humans make a sound
It's called talking.
12:21 yeah but people in my school are always like "hey you have a spot" or "did you know you have a zit" like, yeah, you gremlin, I noticed them before they appeared.
6:33 just my luck I’d end up in someone’s fan fiction
*looks over at bookshelf*
*most of it is Black Butler mangas which takes place in Victorian-Era London where all characters have a chance of dying In the story*
Me: *nervous laughter* I’m in danger.
WHY THE FUCK ARE SO MANY OF THESE TUMBLR VIDEOS FULL OF POSITIVE WHOLESOME POSTS! I CAME HERE TO SEE MEMES NOT FEEL THE FEELS GODS DAMMIT THANK YOU
That signs when tired post is wrong for me. I'm the first, not the second. I like watching these posts because I had to delete my Tumblr app from my phone and this feels like I'm back on the shitpost dashboard.
the heck is this? This is so wholsome! I came here to hear shallow comedy not feel good about myself!
3:20 -go woke, go broke. Why do companies censor their game when someone who will never even buy it starts bitchin' about a character being too hot?
Drabswin dude I'm a straight chick and I love when games have hot girls (and guys but...).
I don't want to *fuck* her, but if I'm gonna look at her for hours on end while playing the game she may as well look good (same with a dude).
And alienated? Seriously? If a game character's appearance alienates you then you were never part of the community, and never will be. Maybe SOME people just want a fat ugly main character in a video game, but that's a personal preference. The issue is when they act like it's some ~heroic feminist act~ to fight against a VIDEO GAME.
Especially considering they give ZERO shits about when men are sexualized.
Get off your high morality horse.
To summarize; people like looking at hot people. Sorry not sorry.
Who cares that much about character design lmao
Drabswin easy solution: don't play the game.
If you want a game with realistic armor, choose a game with realistic armor.
The problem is that people are turning it into an issue about ""women's rights"" to justify death threats sent to game makers who make games for the ~other audience~ who like these games. Like if you want a different type of game and can't find it, go out and make it. See how easy it is (it's not). No one is obligated to make one CATERED to you. The market exists, pick something you like, or make it. It seems that most people just happen to like ~that~ type of game.
Hell, I like the unrealistic armor/overrevealing outfits, often because it looks good, and it's a video game so I don't really care. The physics-defying outfit makes the world feel more "fantasy" (I tend to play fantasy games with like, elves and shit). The whole "issue" is really 'meh' to me.
However some people harass others and say they're "sexist" and terrible people for liking a certain VIDEO GAME. White men are especially targeted, because they're just the punching bag of this society right now. -_-
I honestly don't care about other people's opinions on this, or rather, I'm just neutral. You like what you like, and I'll like what I like. If that's different, then fine... We like different things. Stay out of each other's way and there's no problem. I'll be over here playing my fantasy games with revealing outfits on my avatar, and you can play your indie games or whatever idk what you play (no disrespect). There's honestly NO REASON to be FIGHTING OVER THIS.
This shouldn't even be a debate point for fucks sake I wrote an essay dammit.
jadecoolness101 just graded your essay, you get an A+. Covered all the correct subject knowledge with very agreeable points.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:17 I pretend to remember things that my bestfriend remembers about our friendship, because her face lights up when she talks about early memories and it makes me happy too.
“Types of people” *names a bunches of colors* okay but that just doesn’t work. I adore denim jackets and fancy socks and stories. But to any outsider I’m like the gray one: earbuds, quiet, disappearing whenever I can. And to people who know me a little bit I’m all paintbrush and I’ll admit my jeans are thoroughly splattered but peel off another layer and you’ll realize that I am all red. I am quiet and earbuds and painting because underneath it all I am a ball of fury at literally everyone and everything with my combat boots and some people have a really hard time being okay with the fact that the shy/anxious/artsy girl they thought I was is actually just a tired, angry, pissed off ball of hate
Lilly Weaver Same! I'm literally every single one, so it was pointless >:T
And what a coincidence, my name just so happens to be Lily
Same.
Im mostly red and brown
I’m red and grey. Im usually pretty quiet, but my mind is a motherfucking ball of pure hatred, anger, severe violence, insults and hardcore Russian cussing that’s so bad a fucking pirate would approve. Also, I’m the Queen of Sarcasm and Semechki.
Im influenced by Thammuz, so I researched him. He has 3 black coal eyes, pale blue skin, blood red talons on eight fingered hands, and is three feet tale. He has been alive since 1878 and is frome the 8th dimension. His personality seems to be short tempered. Example of being short tempered, he got mad when someone called him periwinkle blue then started threatening them even more than he already was to the person that said it. He was summoned by Magnus Bane. Then after being determined useless he was banished.
Nigga what
I'm pretty sure Tammuz was an ancient Mesopotamian god who was later demonized.
A load of these should be on r/thathappened
Hello Everyone :D this comment should be on r/nothingeverhappens
Aaron Rayner oh ok
Fr0stBites true, but most of the time it’s not what the storyteller says within the story that sounds fake, but rather the reactions of people within the story.
12:10 Scorpio is in both... and honestly it could go either way for us so it’s accurate
3:27
THEY NAMED
A
FLIPPING
*_S N A K E_*
LAFAYETTE.
WHAT
*EVERYONE GIVE UP FOR AMERICAS’ FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCH MAN*
@@forganforge
*_LAFAYETTE !!!!_*
*I'MTAKINGTHISHORSEBYTHEREIGNSMAKINGREDCOATSREDERWITHBLOODSTAI-*
@@ashellofitsformerself5805 *--NS LAFAYETTE! ANDIMNEVERGONNASTOPTILLIMAKETHEMDROPBURNEMUPSCATTERTHEIRREMAINSIMLAFAYETTE-*-
7:27 is hitting me hard. Tried to be healthy this month, and some of my efforts faded by week 3. I don't need to be angry at myself, I just need to reapply the healthy intentions.
6:35 *_you mean magic tree house_*
That series was my absolute favorite as a kid, thanks for bringing back those memories.
The pronunciation of "Hermione" makes me laugh so fucking hard. "Her-me-on" 😂😂😂 that's never gonna go away
6:35 That’s literally just the entirety of “Magic Treehouse”
Pink SCREAM I’d literally just live in the books
With a pinch of Narnia since time doesn't slow or stop in Magic Tree House
3:33 I just lost it when he said the last sentence 😂😂
"Lucifer in May"
I was born on the 6th of May.
*Ok.*
Says to dentist while getting blood drawn,Your bleeding because you didn't floss. That line killed me
4:35
r/thathappened
KnellosaurLP r/nothingeverhappens
That was a somewhat believable post until The grandma part.
There are tons of old people that like, have no filter. You can't just stereotype all elderly as docile, happy little baskets of cookies.
It's not just the grandma part that's unlikely, but the whole SJW quote shit
Believe what you want tho
How is it SJW? You got something against gay rights? Make whatever excuse you want to hate something, call it SJW, call it left, call it right, whatever you want. I'm just here to listen to a text-to-speech reading Tumblr posts.
Plus they're right anyway, you shouldn't be falling in love with the genitals, you should fall in love with the person. And if the person happens to be the same gender as you, so be it. You're not a SJW if you're right.
6:10 "Look at the stars, look how they shine for you. And every thing you do. Yeah, they were all yellow."
6:20 I figured it would reference The Hunger Games.
"You're bleeding because you don't floss"
As you're drawing blood from a dentist.......FUCKING AMAZING!
Someone give that person a trophy for taking the moment that nobody else would have thought to.
This is why I live on the internet, hilarious shit like this exists x3
I just realized something
When a baby is born the mother sometimes says “She/He is so beautiful” if you think about it the mom called a stranger beautiful
Why were some posts wholesome? I wasn't ready for this
5:57 I have no idea what the context is but it’s still really sweet
12:05 ain’t that the truth. I contemplate life when I’m tired, and then laugh at the stupidest things. I was tired and my Freind said White Paint. I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I CRIED.
Love the vid ❤
OH MY GOD I AM SHOOKETH DID ANYONE ELSE GET THE AD WITH THE MEME MASHUP IM FRIGGIN CRYING THIS MADE ME SHOOKETH ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY IGNORE SUCH A THING HOLY CRAP IT WAS AMAZING
2:19 when I was a kid I found 2 2p and to mess with my family I threw them in both the toilets and it got stuck
I thought the toilets always had rusty pennies in them
My family remember that day perfectly.
Upon my sibling finding this out they threw a shiny 5p into one of the toilets
2:56 "Lucifer in May" *N E R V O U S L A U G H I N G*
Why did this video just suddenly start getting motivational?
2:36 When you play "Obey Me, One Master to rule them all" and internally scream at the characters names being recited. 👀💖💖💖
2:37 aren’t Satan, Lucifer and Beelzebub the same person…
and ra, amun, atum, ra-horakhty, khepri, and raet-tawy are all also the same person. deal with it.
No
Satan just means adversary can refer to many different entities some human
Lucifer is a name given to Nebuchadnezzar in Isaiah that was then used in literature like paradise lost and Dante’s inferno to refer to the Devil
And beelzebub was one of philistine (one of the biggest enemies of the Jews) Gods
But that is in just biblical terms (I.e. only using the Bible as a source)
What that comment is referring to is the catholic extra-biblical tradition (I.e inspired by but not actually in the Bible i.e bible fan fiction) that was made thought the years that gave names to certain demons that go along with certain sins and it goes along with all the saint’s that the catholics pray to each are stronger against one of those demons. It is a lot like horoscopes but with a Christian twist.
Shadowstriker No.
7:35 I always wear the lipstick until it's just a couple flakes then reapply, that rly says a lot about me dunnit
14:07 You know they copied the Green Puffle personality traits.
2:36 Belial is the demon of the “worthless.”
Sounds about right to me!
2:46 Isn't Satan, Lucifer and Beelzebub the same demon???
That fucking con artist
5:11 is literally my mom 😂 she is terrified of Alexa and anything like it. It is literally hilarious watching her.
yes these all actually happened. what do you mean, evidence?
That 'types of people' part near the end is aesthetic as fuck and I love it. 😍.
You bleeding because you don’t floss
Lol that’s what my dentist says to me all the time and I floss XDDDD
I dont bleed and i dont floss
People who floss bleed
*Solution:* dont floss
"Satan in march" me, born in march: now i know why i love the dark side o.o
Herm-ian
Eye-lian
2:42 I’m influenced by Satan.... 🤣😂🤣😂 wait.... why am I amused by this?!
0:17 praise me.
You have been praised.
also, where is your brother Buterbrod?
this was probably the most wholesome tumblr post video I have ever seen
0:08 i can just hear the picture
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
"Stares into the abyss. Laughs at everything. Questions life itself and can't focus on anything." Is literally me all the time.
3:20 we found the left winger
Soviet who Cuts
Somewhat but it's not only right wingers so they're clearly picking sides
It's Tumblr. It's not like you have to look very hard.
@@yltraviole
True
There are several. You can spot them by the lack of logic.
I mean its accurate the left was like shit you do you but the right was like "If I dOnT lIkE iT iT cAnT eXsIsT!!!!" We gotta admit it was full of shit, if we cant be self critical then we should shut up and end any political discourse to allow someone else to run shit
This is so wholesome and I love it
HERMEON
11:32 all I was thinking about there was that part in iCarly where Spencer says
“This ostrich thinks im a lady”.
12:08 as a Virgo I can confirm this
Dubstepgamer67 as an Aquarius so can I
i cant because im nothing like a capricorn yet im a capricorn.
also, i have the first one as a personality. Patience does not exist for me and i am a ball of violence that hardcore verbally abuses you in Russian with lots of swears involved
That went from tumbler posts to wholesome memes real fucking quick.
Brainy dude, do you love me
Harsh Bais no
Starry Night
No
Harsh Bais yesn't
Nah
King of awesomeness
No’snt
when the “types of people” came up and they were saying the colors, i feel like i’m a mix of red and grey
Same
*PERPECTION*
"it doesn't need to be a productive day to be a good day" -me at the end of literally every day
Hermi-un
2:26 Guess who’s influenced by the Great Duke Of Hell!