So today I found out those Combo guys actually had NAMES. Names. My god. You know what your dopey combover (hah!) "Prince Adam" was called? The Evil. Yes. The Evil.
I've been binge watching ashens videos, and as funny as a lot is, I truly lost it at the troll. I mean, that expression just looks like he's been hit in the gonads with an aluminum baseball bat, or is staring in abject horror as a basket of puppies is brutally stomped on. It's just this amazing look of pain and horror that I can not stop laughing at.
Troll-Man's costume looks like they just took a marker and drew on an unpainted model. It kinda looks like a monster Sid from Toy Story created, but threw away since it actually kinda scared him ironically. XD
I think the internet troll is from a He-man Knockoff brand called "Troll Force", which included similar hidden gems such as a "Terminator Troll" with his face half-blown up, revealing part of a robot face. You know, like in Afro Samurai or Terminator, but with a bloody troll...
You're not the only one to compare it to Patrick Stewart. I think it's the Galaxy Warriors "Baltard" head, but in flesh-tone rubber and with the topknot removed.
Having watched several Phelan Porteous videos where he goes into the Galaxy Warriors and the many lines that knocked them off, I'm pretty sure I know what the figure at 5:50 is. While the body coloration was usually red and not that weird orange, the head mold and the sun harness with the rings were from the Galaxy Heroes line. The figure's name is Dragoon, the same as the Galaxy Warrior that they tried to rip off. I've also seen the Tiger Man head at 10:02 on a Galaxy Heroes figure. There were a ton of different lines by different companies that all called themselves Galaxy Heroes, and probably bootlegged each other's stuff.
I had loads of Masters of The Universe toys when I was about 8 or 9. There were a few that I think are now rare. One of them being Modulok, who had loads of different interchangeable body parts and was a radical departure. I think he'd be worth a fair bit of money now. When I was about 16 my older sister took them from my room and gave them to my two nephews. They destroyed them almost immediately.
For a few years now I was always curious about an odd green action figure I'd bought as a kid who had a suction cup on his face, now thanks to this video my curiosity has been answered, I thank you Ashens.
shortly before he said "there's your new wallpaper" I seriously made a screenshot of my phone. it is now my lock screen wallpaper to scare away any thieves.
The one that has the dragon head is a galaxy hero, a rip off of the galaxy warriors. You can tell because on his harness, there are the circles on the straps. It's a big giveaway
That troll-guy... I swear that was Sjin of the Yogscast in his Minecraft 'spaceman' skin, with a troll mask and wearing a Space Invaders bling of some sort.
This video/review of the knock off heman is the best!!!! I was still laughing at the blond comb over figure then you hit me with the mad troll🤣😂i just freakin lost it!!!! OUTSTANDING you made my day.👍👍👍👍👍👍
I'm guessing some of these are knock offs of Galaxy Warriors and Galaxy Fighters which are themselves knock offs of the Masters of the Universe. 6:02 is one of the Galaxy Heroes which are bootlegs/knockoffs of the Galaxy Warriors and Fighters just with cheaper bodies with some cheap head resculpts. For more information go see Phelous's reviews of the various Galaxy figures in "Bootleg zones".
Oh .. Oh GOD! I watched this in school and the fucking troll guy shows up on screen XD I was rolling around on the floor trying to catch my breath from laughing trying to croak out "Please, make it stop! Make it go away!" while the teacher was laughing at me and the entire class was just in a state of confusion .. Until the teacher decided he had to show the rest of the class what I was laughing at and put it on the projector ... The class next to ours had to send a pupil in to see what the hell was going on XD
The moment when every suggested video on every Ashens video is another Ashens video that you've already seen. I need videos to keep my mind off the hurricane (Irma), Stuart.
Wow. Those faces are miraculously bad. Who looked at that and said, "hey this is a quality product put it on the shelves"? Worst. Ever. My favorite He-Man figure was the one with the clear body and the gears, Roboto. Very close behind that was the Horde Trooper. I wish I still had all those. I had almost a complete collection of He-Man figures and a ton of TMNT. I sold them all at a yard sale. :o( I HAD A HORDE TROOPER FFS!!!!
Watching this video after a long, long while and actually sat back watching it properly this time... Ashens talked about off Camera action? My reaction transcended TIME ITSELF! No word of a lie... When that face dropped in frame... I literally shouted HOLY SHIT!!!
hahhahahahaa this was hilarious!!! Also i remember my old he-man action figures... i had the same skeletor you show but without the staff, i had adam & another one i can't remember his name... he was wearing a helmet like american football player with pointy teeth... And yes! They all look the same, right-hand thumb up, open left hand & small legs... they had a black elastic rubber that articulated the legs & torso... ooh my figures... thanks to bring me those memories ashens!
There are more bootleg He-Man figures called Galaxy Warriors. You should review them. That middle-aged man one looks like Baltard from those Galaxy Warriors figures.
Why have an opinion as a user name? And a terrible one, at that... the only reason Pinkie is popular by not too many bronies and a bunch of antibronies is because of Cupcakes.
The knock-off with the Troll head one is from "Troll Force".
They get worse.
Better than being from Troll 2
I Google image searched... CANNOT UNSEE!
Oh my god, thank you so much. I googled it, and the other figures are even more hilarious.
He sounds like he lost his marbles
+Shadowsniper 28 ashens
So today I found out those Combo guys actually had NAMES.
Names.
My god.
You know what your dopey combover (hah!) "Prince Adam" was called?
The Evil.
Yes.
The Evil.
Any relation to "Evil Clever Dog"?
Mathew Haswell that's his steed, which turns into a robot
I watch Bootleg Zones a lot and Phelous ready explained everything.
@@peucoman Then who's the steed of Baltard?
I've been binge watching ashens videos, and as funny as a lot is, I truly lost it at the troll. I mean, that expression just looks like he's been hit in the gonads with an aluminum baseball bat, or is staring in abject horror as a basket of puppies is brutally stomped on. It's just this amazing look of pain and horror that I can not stop laughing at.
The Internet Troll is one of Ashen's finest moments.
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william pridgen it's so perfect
Absolutely brilliant! All I can see is a furious Ernest Borgnine - www.aveleyman.com/Gallery/ActorsB/1817-5675.jpg
Stahp
STAHP
Yes
The videos where Ashens completely loses it cracking up are the best.
Troll-Man's costume looks like they just took a marker and drew on an unpainted model.
It kinda looks like a monster Sid from Toy Story created, but threw away since it actually kinda scared him ironically. XD
I think Sid from Toy Story made the He-Troll
yeah
Too true, 90's child by any chance?
Yes, yes he did.
actually yes but late 90's tho
Kittyfluff 18 HE-TROLL
"And then he shot his cat or something." as someone who's childhood was MADE by He-Man I can't stop fucking laughing.
He-man: Rated R edition.
KamikazeRaptor well TO BE FAIR, Cringer was obnoxious
"I HAVE THE POWER! And a gun!" _BANG!_
@@jinn8465 "I'll defeat you with the magic of friendship, and this gun I found!" - Kamen Rider Den-O
I think Stuart is insane. The constant "other person in the room" who obviously isnt there.... The creepy subliminal messages..... IT MEANS SOMETHING!
Tbh having annitger oerson in the room whike he recirds these is almost more creepy
He also thinks he's a comedian......
@@StephenLyons-tl8iehe's a better comedian than you. Not all his jokes always land, but he doesn't use a script.
What's YOUR excuse?
You set your standards too low. It must be your lack of brain cells. Never mind; go and play with your dollies.@@Boogie_the_cat
I haven't seen him laugh so much since doing that failed review of that toy violin.
Perktube1 which one?
Donovan Aceves Coronel the one on his "extra ashens" channel, titled,"everything is always fine" or such.
Ashens' laugh could cure cancer.
+PatThePokeMaster lol, true
+Bamboozlehead ?
I really want that troll for some reason...
I see you've even made it your picture XD
Waluigi well dont you look stupid now
+Waluigi WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me too
The Bon Jovi Troll shall be forever remembered.
that troll, that fucking troll. hahahaha
Reminds you of yourself a bit doesn't it?
No, I paint the most horrifying rule 34 I can find on my chiseled, pasty abs, not space invaders, thank you very much.
+Lan mikoto are you john from homestuck am I the only one that noticed that huh? Oh uh yea I know the web comic homestuck I'm not faking
I'm not at liberty to say.
Matty Hatter The madhatter of homestuck what the fuck
That trolly he-man...
Oh my...
I LOST IT WITH MY PARENTS IN THE FUCKING ROOM
No, it's just awkward :P
+Booper Dooper Dundada This flafgfdfd
same help me I'm stil, laughing
I love how he says mustache.
Love your pic
+TheYoshiBros Me too :3
:3
Manuel Buchers Ma Twin!
The dubble troll is real
The troll head one got me into a laughing fit just for the thought that probably went through the guys mind who decided to make it
I lost it when he brought out the troll figure. XD
You and me both!
Bonnie Bunny FIRST 1111111111!
FAKE AND GAY!!!
Gear Note=P
And yere mammy! :3
I think the internet troll is from a He-man Knockoff brand called "Troll Force", which included similar hidden gems such as a "Terminator Troll" with his face half-blown up, revealing part of a robot face. You know, like in Afro Samurai or Terminator, but with a bloody troll...
There are SO MANY bootlegs MOTU figures that it's almost impossible to tell what is what, unless you've been collecting for years.
The baldy pointy eared guy looks like a mutated Jean Luc Picard.
You're not the only one to compare it to Patrick Stewart.
I think it's the Galaxy Warriors "Baltard" head, but in flesh-tone rubber and with the topknot removed.
@@MathewHaswell yes it's definitely a Baltard, Phelan Porteous goes really in depth with the Galaxy Warrior's toy line on his channel.
Can we just appreciate that he has Zodok, the cosmic enforcer, but not he-man
Having watched several Phelan Porteous videos where he goes into the Galaxy Warriors and the many lines that knocked them off, I'm pretty sure I know what the figure at 5:50 is. While the body coloration was usually red and not that weird orange, the head mold and the sun harness with the rings were from the Galaxy Heroes line. The figure's name is Dragoon, the same as the Galaxy Warrior that they tried to rip off.
I've also seen the Tiger Man head at 10:02 on a Galaxy Heroes figure. There were a ton of different lines by different companies that all called themselves Galaxy Heroes, and probably bootlegged each other's stuff.
I'm having to take breaks between figures, im laughing so hard the tears wont stop
He-Man Troll:- He has just looked in the mirror and seen what the hair dresser did to his perm.
yo your vids have some kind of spell :v i cant stop watching them
Stewart, never jump cut videos when you laugh, just don't do it. It will make your videos so much better.
Technique San Ikr. His laugh gives me life
It would take him about a minute or two to stop laughing, it would get boring veary quickly.
spencer studios Good point. But you still can't deny that his laugh is pretty infectious lol
His laugh is the best thing I've ever heard.
Stuart*
I lost it at the tiger.
‘They’re grrrr, eat!’
i literally burst into tears of laughter after the first knock-off and couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the video
It was a BIG mistake watching this video while eating a sandwich.
So I'm not the only one who feels kinda grossed out seeing these figures?
funy
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa🤢I think I'm braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaath
young braap I don’t think he got “grossed out”. I think he just laughed while eating his sandwich, and started choking on it.
Better not have used the oh-so-hated Chicken Sandwich Ruiner, the one, the only, MAYONNAISE!
I really hate mayonnaise.
Those first two knock offs looks like they were inspired by that bad guy in Robocop that gets drenched in toxic waste.
I had loads of Masters of The Universe toys when I was about 8 or 9. There were a few that I think are now rare. One of them being Modulok, who had loads of different interchangeable body parts and was a radical departure. I think he'd be worth a fair bit of money now. When I was about 16 my older sister took them from my room and gave them to my two nephews. They destroyed them almost immediately.
Native American dude looks like he skipped leg day.
+TheInunah What is your profile pic from?
It's InuYasha fan art.
Instead of the masters of the universe, we have the losers of the universe
Slaves of the Walmart
I'd love to see you do a collaboration with Phelous on bootleg action figures
Especially because the first fake, at around 2:50, uses a version of the Baltard head.
Jesus. That was the best laugh I had in a while.
I use a 32 inch HDTV as a monitor. I had this video fullscreen. That Troll close up at the end there has left me... changed...
I just keep replaying his reaction to the He-Troll
It's just so priceless
Oh hey guess who it is
Ahahahaha! I have your background picture as my profile pic on Twitter 😂😂😆
You
+E101K oh god...
Herobrinedanny Playz 2.0 well, fuck.
+J.K. Nicholson yo
OH MY GOD! An action figure of IHE! (I hate everything) 4:33
oh yeah! I didn't notice that!
They owe IHE a ton of $$!
You really shouldn't jump cut when you laugh. I find it very amusing.
I think he leaves in right about the correct amount before cutting.
That prince Adam figure looks like Tommy Wiseau
He actually does look like Tommy Wiseau. I can't hold in my laugh.
That ending was incredibly uncomfortable.
The first rip off looks like an old man cosplaying as Namor
I was going to say elf captain picard wrestler. lol
For me it looks like lui de finese or how you write him the one from phantomas
Set the troll as my phone's wallpaper... Now I can't even look at my phone without laughing -_- 😂
Holy crap that Troll thing made me drop my phone and run across the room in terror. That face will haunt me forever 😱
+Julie Smith it gave her the spooks
+Maddog2020 The Spoops?
Knock-off He-man figures are perfect gifts for our kids these holidays because it's of good quality and super affordable.
We share your laughter, Ashens. All the world will unite in the hilarity of the internet troll.
OMG i spilled all my milk when the troll showed up XD
and I say HEYEAYEAYEAH, HEYEAYEAYEAH, I SAY HEY, OHMYGODTROLLFACE!!!!
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!
One of the best videos to watch after a rough day. These knock offs are hilarious!!
I enjoyed you patting his hair down when you moved him LOL. So gentle.
For a few years now I was always curious about an odd green action figure I'd bought as a kid who had a suction cup on his face, now thanks to this video my curiosity has been answered, I thank you Ashens.
The prince figure's face looks like grumpy cat.
shortly before he said "there's your new wallpaper" I seriously made a screenshot of my phone. it is now my lock screen wallpaper to scare away any thieves.
This just might be my all-time favorite Ashens video.
Dear God, watching this at 1 A.M was NOT a good idea...
That first one looks like Super Intendent Chalmers from the Simpson's if he were in the He-man universe
ChaosSandwhich HAHAHAH youre exactly right 😂😂
The troll and mumps boy made me laugh so hard I thought Id internally hurt myself.
i think i just about passed out from laughter from that face ive never seen anything funnier on youtube me thinks thank you so much ashens
I lost it when the troll came on.
Rambo in a Diaper.
Naked Nightwolf.
Young Evo Morales
I'm addicted to this channel,that's how good it is.
The one that has the dragon head is a galaxy hero, a rip off of the galaxy warriors. You can tell because on his harness, there are the circles on the straps. It's a big giveaway
That troll-guy... I swear that was Sjin of the Yogscast in his Minecraft 'spaceman' skin, with a troll mask and wearing a Space Invaders bling of some sort.
It probably was, lol. With rip-off toys, you never know!
hello im dave! yognaught(and yes i have the balls)
OMG yes!
The one in the red waistcoat kind of looks like some chinese guys got hold of the failed toy line for Ron Perlmans 'Beauty and the Beast'
This video/review of the knock off heman is the best!!!! I was still laughing at the blond comb over figure then you hit me with the mad troll🤣😂i just freakin lost it!!!! OUTSTANDING you made my day.👍👍👍👍👍👍
I freakin love your vids!
He-Man has Skrillex Hair.
I'm guessing some of these are knock offs of Galaxy Warriors and Galaxy Fighters which are themselves knock offs of the Masters of the Universe. 6:02 is one of the Galaxy Heroes which are bootlegs/knockoffs of the Galaxy Warriors and Fighters just with cheaper bodies with some cheap head resculpts. For more information go see Phelous's reviews of the various Galaxy figures in "Bootleg zones".
Honestly Phelous is better with bootlegs than Ashens, in terms of reviewing at least.
Neither is better in my opinion, both him and Ashens have different styles of reviewing things.
thunderstudent But Phelous' videos are more of a traditional "review".
Loved your reasoning about the facial expression of the muscular troll-figure! I would look like that, if my mum would tend into that kind of fun
Hey-man you really make me laugh lol!!! good video.
7:45 troll blow up doll?
Oh .. Oh GOD! I watched this in school and the fucking troll guy shows up on screen XD I was rolling around on the floor trying to catch my breath from laughing trying to croak out "Please, make it stop! Make it go away!" while the teacher was laughing at me and the entire class was just in a state of confusion .. Until the teacher decided he had to show the rest of the class what I was laughing at and put it on the projector ... The class next to ours had to send a pupil in to see what the hell was going on XD
The moment when every suggested video on every Ashens video is another Ashens video that you've already seen.
I need videos to keep my mind off the hurricane (Irma), Stuart.
I watch this video every few months for the Troll He-Man Thing, hilarious.
Yup I feel you there,bud!I always need a good chuckle!
Wow. Those faces are miraculously bad. Who looked at that and said, "hey this is a quality product put it on the shelves"? Worst. Ever.
My favorite He-Man figure was the one with the clear body and the gears, Roboto. Very close behind that was the Horde Trooper. I wish I still had all those. I had almost a complete collection of He-Man figures and a ton of TMNT. I sold them all at a yard sale. :o( I HAD A HORDE TROOPER FFS!!!!
Dang He-Man figures got them thighs!
Sat on college on break. Got told to watch this. In tears laughing in the cafeteria. Brilliant. Haha
Watching this video after a long, long while and actually sat back watching it properly this time... Ashens talked about off Camera action? My reaction transcended TIME ITSELF! No word of a lie... When that face dropped in frame... I literally shouted HOLY SHIT!!!
07:05 laughed so hard i nearly choked 2 death
lolz
The troll he-man is the perfect reaction for:
"When he sticks it in the wrong hole."
hahhahahahaa this was hilarious!!! Also i remember my old he-man action figures... i had the same skeletor you show but without the staff, i had adam & another one i can't remember his name... he was wearing a helmet like american football player with pointy teeth... And yes! They all look the same, right-hand thumb up, open left hand & small legs... they had a black elastic rubber that articulated the legs & torso... ooh my figures... thanks to bring me those memories ashens!
i still find these reviews hilarious to this day !! i am still cracking up at the prince Adam knock off
There are more bootleg He-Man figures called Galaxy Warriors.
You should review them.
That middle-aged man one looks like Baltard from those Galaxy Warriors figures.
it's baltard before he became such a baltard.
Stevean2 What makes you think that?
Troll Force?
Great description of the show
3:31 I think you'll find that's... earliner.
* Puts on sunglasses *
Laughing so hard that im crying!!!
That prince adem figure reminds me of donald trump
Prince Unibrow had me instantly laughing
Haha! This is one of your funnest videos ever! How does this stuff even make it in to production?
The amount of drugs that must have been involved with the creation of these things...
The troll looks like hes on drugs
WHATS GOING ON
Hi,Mike! Whats up? XD
The Troll dolls were actually popular in America back in the early 60's. When I was a kid my older sister had a collection of those things.
My grandfather used to collect them too. He thought of them as good luck charms and kept it in his car.
Incidentally, he crashed his car quite often.
I genuinely haven't laughed that hard in years when you showed the "wrestler"s face
I have one of those troll he-man figures... Bought it today thinking of you ashens.
Why have an opinion as a user name? And a terrible one, at that... the only reason Pinkie is popular by not too many bronies and a bunch of antibronies is because of Cupcakes.
its a joke
...
?
WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE THINGS!??!
Oh man I haven't seen the leech toy for years used to have one as a kid :3
prince adams abs start at his neck, and the last one has such a sad look in its eyes
Oh, gosh. Thanks for the wallpaper, Stuart! XD