Classics Summarized: The Odyssey

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  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 7 місяців тому +844

    Odysseus: "We embark on an epic Odyssey"
    Odysseus's crew: "What's that?"
    Odysseus: "It's a journey named after the only surviving traveler"
    The crew: "What."

    • @rwg6357
      @rwg6357 5 днів тому +8

      Odysseus crew literally does everything in their power to try and get themselves killed...

    • @Ray.smith.hello.kittyv
      @Ray.smith.hello.kittyv 3 дні тому +1

      Most of the odysseys problems were because a lot of odyssey’s crew ate the lotus flower 😔

  • @zachhaake1635
    @zachhaake1635 8 місяців тому +800

    Odysseus after passing the Cyclops, Circe, scylla and Caribdis:
    "How did we miss all of this on the way to Troy?"

    • @justintime3656
      @justintime3656 5 місяців тому +33

      Iphigenia???

    • @Camp_Half_Blood_Is_Here
      @Camp_Half_Blood_Is_Here 2 місяці тому +25

      Started to question that after a while lol

    • @jrgrimm6091
      @jrgrimm6091 Місяць тому +59

      I always assumed since Poseidon is the god of the sea and he hates Odysseus, the sea just pushed Odysseus to the worst places it could

    • @fluffycat2728
      @fluffycat2728 Місяць тому +7

      @@jrgrimm6091fair. But he only had a real reason to hate him after the cyclops

    • @prinkidoodles
      @prinkidoodles 23 дні тому +16

      ​@@fluffycat2728 actually no. Athena and Poseidon didn't really like each other since the naming of the city of Athens. Athena was so fond of Ody it's no surprise Poseidon didn't like him 😅

  • @redwolf121990
    @redwolf121990 Рік тому +3406

    Hades: Once again, the only one of my brothers that didn’t make this situation harder. Why. Am. I. Always. The. Bad. Guy?

    • @IsaiahYEET
      @IsaiahYEET Рік тому +197

      Hollywood: 🤷‍♂️

    • @BlueRecRoom
      @BlueRecRoom Рік тому +150

      Nor the guy who doens't. Cheat on his wife

    • @andyhodgson7882
      @andyhodgson7882 Рік тому +60

      Because Hollywood is deaf.

    • @goatplaysguitar
      @goatplaysguitar 11 місяців тому +99

      Yeah Hades is the only decent one out of his brothers. Apparently he did cheat on Persephone with Minthe though, so his record isn’t totally clean

    • @whyudoit4009
      @whyudoit4009 11 місяців тому +79

      @@goatplaysguitar compare that to any of the actions of the Greek pantheon, it seems tame

  • @bomblessdodongo3093
    @bomblessdodongo3093 3 роки тому +4484

    12:20 Fun Fact: according to my high school history teacher, the Greeks considered it disrespectful to kill a man with a bow, as a bow was seen primarily as a hunting tool that should only be used for killing animals (I’m not sure how the context of War would change that idea though) Odysseus then proceeded to murder a fuck ton of the suitors with the bow he just shot, killing all of them while simultaneously calling them all animals

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 2 роки тому +434

      Odysseus while murdering the suitors: Don’t run! Don’t run! Pigs! All of you! Pigs!

    • @mustafam956
      @mustafam956 Рік тому +271

      Odysseus was a lion come back to his den. The suitors were described as fawns left by their mother in the lions lair. When he kills them, his servant remarks that seeing him striding the courtyard blood all over his clothes he looked like a lion just devoured his prey.
      The prophecies of the gods many times sent were eagles and hawks swooping down to kill fat geese or hens. He was a predator always.

    • @oceanberserker
      @oceanberserker Рік тому +72

      @@mustafam956 Eh, always found that to be a little disingenuous. HELPLESS as fawns maybe, but considering the shit these douches were up to, I always felt 'fawns' was too gentle and inoffensive a descriptor for the suitors.

    • @mustafam956
      @mustafam956 Рік тому +88

      @@oceanberserker I’m paraphrasing the text.
      “ Weak as the doe that beds down her fawns in a mighty lion's den-her newborn sucklings- then trails off to the mountain spurs and grassy bends to graze her fill, but back the lion comes to his own lair and the master deals both fawns a ghastly bloody death, “.
      (17, 135-39)

    • @oceanberserker
      @oceanberserker Рік тому +30

      @@mustafam956 Now THAT sounds more like it!

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +10334

    My father is a sailor and loves this epic. I asked him what the lesson was, he said: *Shit Happens*

    • @thechickenman3713
      @thechickenman3713 5 років тому +254

      Bryce McKenzie Forest Gump tends to agree

    • @agungpriambodo1674
      @agungpriambodo1674 4 роки тому +305

      At least the shit comes with banging and drugs : Circe & Lotus

    • @justjoe7081
      @justjoe7081 4 роки тому +157

      You have an amazing father. That is a real lesson, shit happens!

    • @sflaningam7680
      @sflaningam7680 4 роки тому +62

      One of the big lessons.

    • @graceskerp
      @graceskerp 4 роки тому +70

      And usually at the worst possible time.

  • @connormclernon26
    @connormclernon26 4 роки тому +7594

    10:43 Argos: Was I a Good Boi?
    Thanatos: No...I’m told you were the best

    • @Durahan82
      @Durahan82 4 роки тому +203

      @Squidward Cerberus is owned by Hades not Thanatos

    • @thenecrodancer4833
      @thenecrodancer4833 4 роки тому +195

      This has to be mythologically canon

    • @ryoumakoushiro7447
      @ryoumakoushiro7447 4 роки тому +135

      Cerberus: You's a good boi.... I isz touched

    • @Xanman22512
      @Xanman22512 4 роки тому +108

      Up until that point, I was like, this book drags on in parts but is awesome! And then that part came and my mood shifted to "Owwwwwww. My feelings..."

    • @brobrawl3530
      @brobrawl3530 4 роки тому +12

      @Lara SCHROEDER i agree to that p,p

  • @thedisguise3538
    @thedisguise3538 2 роки тому +2629

    I love how Penelope's response to "your husband will be back before the end of the month" is "do you think I should get remarried". Honestly, I feel like she kinda knew that the beggar was Odysseus and wanted to see his reaction

    • @yourlittleinsomniac5369
      @yourlittleinsomniac5369 Рік тому +409

      I always got that vibe that she was just f*ing with him. Never once thought she was serious

    • @kathrynblakeley9823
      @kathrynblakeley9823 Рік тому +275

      Honestly, same because he married this smart woman for a reason among many reasons

    • @justintime3656
      @justintime3656 8 місяців тому

      ​@@yourlittleinsomniac5369good for her

    • @cristinaluciani1035
      @cristinaluciani1035 6 місяців тому +91

      Yeah, the only reason why she didn’t recognise him in that instance is that Athena put a charm on her. In the same scene Odysseus’ nanny (probably centenarian by this point) washes his feet and sees an old scar he got while fighting a boar and she lets out a scream of recognition… and Penelope DOESN’T NOTICE because Athena clouded her mind.

    • @imaqueen223
      @imaqueen223 5 місяців тому +39

      She actually probably did being *extremely* cunning and chosen over Helen by Odysseus. The only thing that kept her from knowing was probably Athena

  • @kaygirl2016
    @kaygirl2016 3 роки тому +6656

    You forgot the bed story!
    So to explain my absolute favorite part of The Odyssey, considering it had been ten years and Odysseus didn't exactly look the same as before Penelope still had her doubts, because it was one of those "it's too good to be true" situations and people had actually tried to say they were Odysseus to take the throne before. She wanted to believe it was really her husband but she had to make sure so she hatched another plan. Now, their marriage bed was actually sacred to them, as Odysseus had carved it himself out of a tree that had roots in the foundation of the house itself. Don't ask me why they built their house around a tree, that's just how the story goes. Now, most people didn't know about this, only Penelope and her husband.
    So to test to see if it was him she decided to come up with a story. Using the secret of their bed, which only her and Odysseus knew, she told him "Oh, of course we can go to bed, but the room it's in is different now just so you know. And by that I mean I had it moved to a different room." Odysseus lost his shit, not just because he was angry but because he was like "how the HELL did you move the bed woman it was part of a TREE did you YANK IT OFF? Do you know how HARD I worked on that bed and you YANKED IT OFF?" and he goes on this whole rant of exactly how he made the bed, something only he would know. Then she gets all emotional because it really WAS her husband and she's just like "honey it's okay I didn't actually move the bed I just had to be sure" and then they lived happily ever after

  • @user-rx5rj6jx1d
    @user-rx5rj6jx1d 4 роки тому +4719

    Good news, Odysseus staid with Argos until he died, so Odysseus wasn't just like "Hey buddy! Papa's gotta go murder some people!"
    Odysseus staid with Argos until the poor thing let out his last breath, then he cried, and then he was like "Alright, party time"

    • @despinasgarden.4100
      @despinasgarden.4100 4 роки тому +408

      Is like Argos deserved :') that is so heartbreaking

    • @ToonedMinecraft
      @ToonedMinecraft 3 роки тому +581

      I heard a version where Odysseus noticed him but he couldn't greet his good boy because otherwise he'd give away his disguise. That makes it so much more tragic, him wanting to say hi, but not being able to.

    • @despinasgarden.4100
      @despinasgarden.4100 3 роки тому +181

      @@ToonedMinecraft imagine if he comes back to see Argos and finds him dead.... the pain

    • @anselmareich3549
      @anselmareich3549 3 роки тому +61

      @@ToonedMinecraft That's the version I know too. :(

    • @JimBob4233
      @JimBob4233 3 роки тому +154

      @@ToonedMinecraft Surely everyone says 'hello' to a really old dog that comes up to them, regardless of prior backstory with that dog.

  • @lilly2432
    @lilly2432 8 років тому +5965

    My class had a shit fit when Odysseus' dog died.

  • @NxTTxT
    @NxTTxT 3 роки тому +5887

    "...and then the dog dies." officially the WORST sequel to the Illiad

    • @elderscrollsswimmer4833
      @elderscrollsswimmer4833 3 роки тому +90

      Yes well, how old was the dog?

    • @pranavghantasala6808
      @pranavghantasala6808 3 роки тому +523

      @@elderscrollsswimmer4833 Apparently the dog had been waiting for like 20 years, which makes it 1000000000 times sadder

    • @aumathewarriormouse2549
      @aumathewarriormouse2549 2 роки тому +356

      He wags his tail once. And then dies. 😢 Heartbreaking.

    • @sammyvillano9502
      @sammyvillano9502 2 роки тому +39

      @@aumathewarriormouse2549 sweet release

    • @WraythSkitzofrenik
      @WraythSkitzofrenik 2 роки тому +108

      I extensively researched The Odyssey while learning about The Iliad in high school and I firmly believe that I blocked this out. Pupper!

  • @MaxWelton
    @MaxWelton 8 місяців тому +441

    6:56 this is actually Odysseus being really clever. By immobilizing himself and listening to the sirens’ dulcet tones, the crew can observe him and figure out when it’s safe to unplug their ears.

  • @OnCuzImBored
    @OnCuzImBored 5 років тому +3417

    "Oh yeah? Where can I find him?"
    "He's dead."

    • @agungpriambodo1674
      @agungpriambodo1674 4 роки тому +165

      Odysseus : Thanks for the directions

    • @planetarycube5988
      @planetarycube5988 4 роки тому +113

      If he's dead, the only course of action is to *SAIL DOWN TO HADES!*

    • @1letusplay
      @1letusplay 4 роки тому +100

      @@planetarycube5988 also some how hades is easier to find then his own home.

    • @nuclear_wizard
      @nuclear_wizard 4 роки тому +46

      "About twelve feet behind you and six feet straight down."

    • @Witzke231
      @Witzke231 4 роки тому +6

      Typical

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 4 роки тому +8134

    "Scylla is one ugly piece of work"
    *proceeds to draw her as a hot monstergirl*

    • @datalysjr3339
      @datalysjr3339 4 роки тому +420

      *Shadbase approves*

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 4 роки тому +201

      DatalysJR - *what is that. I think I know but I’m afraid to say*

    • @top15z58
      @top15z58 4 роки тому +63

      @@aredjayc2858 oh god...

    • @Delta-ei7im
      @Delta-ei7im 4 роки тому +48

      Top15z *oh fuck*

    • @LiveErrors
      @LiveErrors 4 роки тому +62

      Well, this is how smite decided to make her: www.itl.cat/pics/b/4/42377_smite-scylla-wallpaper.jpg

  • @paolob.5667
    @paolob.5667 3 роки тому +5818

    You missed the part where Penelope wants to be sure he's really Odysseus and she's like: oh, guess I'll move our bed in the living room to sleep there
    and Odysseus like: no, damn it! I litterally built it into a olive tree, you can't move it!
    and Penolope is like: it's really you!
    and then they continue their relationship

    • @dmen7280
      @dmen7280 3 роки тому +488

      What a badass, he not only built a bed for him and his wife, but he built it ON the tree so it couldn't be moved

    • @paolob.5667
      @paolob.5667 3 роки тому +254

      @@dmen7280 yes, agreed. I think he built the bed there because it was a tree from his childhood or something similar, but not sure

    • @rafaelmarkos4489
      @rafaelmarkos4489 3 роки тому +347

      It's also a neat inversion of the common way fidelity played into stories back then - instead of Penelope proving her virtue or something equally ridiculous, it's on Odysseus to prove that he's not a charlatan.

    • @paolob.5667
      @paolob.5667 3 роки тому +51

      @@rafaelmarkos4489 true, I never thought of it that way

    • @the4tierbridge
      @the4tierbridge 2 роки тому +26

      @@dmen7280 Actually, he carved the bed out of the tree.

  • @Hello_World_not_taken
    @Hello_World_not_taken Рік тому +350

    “Wait, wait! I’m a mage! I have 2 hit points!”
    “Then I suggest you turn them back, before I have to whittle that number to zero”
    Such a badass line

  • @timsmith618
    @timsmith618 5 років тому +5159

    The dog died because he was at least 20 years old. Seems to me like, "Oh boy, Master's back! Alright, I've said hello, that's all I wanted. Bleh."

    • @marajade2224
      @marajade2224 5 років тому +475

      Still godsdammed tragic.

    • @lilyanna4452
      @lilyanna4452 5 років тому +87

      Aaaaaaw

    • @godslayer139
      @godslayer139 5 років тому +466

      Thing is Odysseus wanted to embrace him but if he did his cover would be blown cause no one else cared for the dog

    • @Arch_Twisted
      @Arch_Twisted 5 років тому +83

      Rip dog. All the F.

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 5 років тому +238

      He couldn't go until he knew his master was home.

  • @estebanramirez1178
    @estebanramirez1178 4 роки тому +2853

    Whenever someone important or an entire group of people die in horrendous ways: *nothing*
    Whenever a random animal dies (even when peacefully): 10:45

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 3 роки тому +87

      The John Wick Principle

    • @misskt7232
      @misskt7232 3 роки тому +10

      @@clockworkkirlia7475 bahahahahahahahahaha 😂

    • @the4tierbridge
      @the4tierbridge 2 роки тому +14

      But the dog wasn’t random. It had to sit and wait for 17 years.

  • @zan1971
    @zan1971 2 роки тому +213

    I like how Odysseus just casually sails to hell and back like it's nothing

  • @insanelaughterchick2
    @insanelaughterchick2 Рік тому +826

    So is anyone else super excited about the Odyssey musical that's releasing concept albums?

    • @Vanni.And.Skatee
      @Vanni.And.Skatee Рік тому +23

      Really? That's so cool!

    • @AllieQueenofNarnia
      @AllieQueenofNarnia Рік тому +49

      Yes!! But I want to see this production on a stage. I know it’s a process. But I can hardly wait!

    • @realfckinglegacy13
      @realfckinglegacy13 Рік тому +7

      YEAAAAA

    • @fantaaa.
      @fantaaa. Рік тому +53

      @@Vanni.And.Skatee it’s called EPIC: The Musical, and it’s very good so far

    • @JackdawMori9510
      @JackdawMori9510 Рік тому +25

      I've been OBSESSED with Epic!

  • @sflaningam7680
    @sflaningam7680 5 років тому +10972

    Fun fact: Odysseus means "man in constant sorrow."

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 4 роки тому +691

      "through all my days"

    • @maddilinekathryn5684
      @maddilinekathryn5684 4 роки тому +251

      Fitting

    • @sflaningam7680
      @sflaningam7680 4 роки тому +188

      @@jasonmartin4775 Yep, that's why chose that song.

    • @neutronalchemist3241
      @neutronalchemist3241 4 роки тому +421

      There are several interpretations, but it seems the most agreed one is "hated by everyone" (His grandad, Autolycus named him that way, and that's fiting with Autolycus' character).

    • @sflaningam7680
      @sflaningam7680 4 роки тому +36

      @@neutronalchemist3241 Fitting how?

  • @almond_orchid8185
    @almond_orchid8185 4 роки тому +4121

    “Achilles and Patroclus, now hetero-death partners,”
    “I’m a mage! I have, like two hit points!”
    “And his old dog recognizes him right away, and then dies😭”

  • @masterofmythology
    @masterofmythology 3 роки тому +348

    For a ten year trip, Odysseus was sailing for a maximum of 2 years: 1 year with Circe, and 7 years with Calypso, not counting the numerous other stops.

    • @abbiebagnell1398
      @abbiebagnell1398 Рік тому +38

      He was with Circe and Calypso for that amount of time - he also stays an entire month with the wind god Aelous like dude, do you NOT wanna get home??!! You have a wife and son waiting for you 🙄 And then he gets his entire crew killed..

    • @andredunbar3773
      @andredunbar3773 Рік тому +17

      ​@@abbiebagnell1398 Tbf, Eurylochus is the one who killed the sacred bull that Odysseus was warned not to harm

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev 9 місяців тому +11

      It's kind of like the Israelites taking 40 years to get from the Red Sea to Jerusalem. It's like 500km. Sure, you're hoofing it with an enormous population including children and old folks, but you're telling me they couldn't do even a mile a day and be there within a year? It's not like they're having to stop for food--they're being followed around by a tornado that's literally chucking snacks at them.

    • @joshuaholland5279
      @joshuaholland5279 6 місяців тому +1

      @@GSBarlevwell the 40 years thing was punishment from God because they were worshiping idols

    • @adamwu4565
      @adamwu4565 5 місяців тому +1

      One thing to remember is that these were the days of sailing ships, and pretty early sailing ships too. You had to wait for favorable winds before you could set sail. Getting holed up somewhere for a month because the weather isn’t in your favor isn’t an uncommon occurrence,

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 3 роки тому +419

    I remember in high school we read the odyssey, and at the beginning we read Odysseus saying he was stuck in Calypso’s “smooth caves” and we were all laughing hysterically.

    • @crowbell3059
      @crowbell3059 2 роки тому +27

      Me: *RIGS UP CHAIN SWORD* I just want to talk to her

    • @maskedgaming2798
      @maskedgaming2798 2 роки тому

      @@crowbell3059 dont worry friend, the Inquisition is on the way

    • @obi-wankenobi1233
      @obi-wankenobi1233 Рік тому +9

      ​​@@crowbell3059
      Me: **REFUELS FLAMETHROWER WITH RELIGIOUS INTENT**
      Can I come too? I want a word as well!

  • @DaytonaRoadster
    @DaytonaRoadster 8 років тому +2731

    10:45 "As Odysseus approaches his home, he finds Argos lying neglected on a pile of cow manure, infested with lice, old and very tired. This is a sharp contrast to the dog Odysseus left behind; Argos used to be known for his speed and strength and his superior tracking skills. Unlike everyone else, including Eumaeus, a lifelong friend, Argos recognizes Odysseus at once and he has just enough strength to drop his ears and wag his tail but cannot get up to greet his master. Unable to greet his beloved dog, as this would betray who he really was, Odysseus passes by (but not without shedding a tear) and enters his hall, and Argos dies. The simplicity of the relationship between Argos and Odysseus allows their reunion to be immediate and sincere"
    **sobs uncontrollably and begins drinking**

  • @teridactyl1250
    @teridactyl1250 3 роки тому +4276

    People in Greek myths: *live happily ever after*
    Hera: wait that’s illegal

  • @rileyjackson1762
    @rileyjackson1762 Рік тому +176

    My favorite thing about the Athena convincing Ithaca thing is that their complaints were about Odysseus breaking hospitality by killing his guests. Despite those “guests” having long since gone from guests to home invaders.

  • @Wade.Stikmann
    @Wade.Stikmann Рік тому +251

    The sirens singing 'turn the beat around' will always be funny

  • @cometdog6510
    @cometdog6510 4 роки тому +1664

    The sirens jamming out to ‘Turn the Beat Around’ made me irrationally happy

    • @alexmills9223
      @alexmills9223 4 роки тому +59

      Odysseus: *Is currently suffering from disco fever*

    • @lyokotower
      @lyokotower 4 роки тому +20

      you have no idea how irrationally happy i was to see this. i was like "turn my music up to 400%" to try to listen to 2 and a half seconds of music and try to hear what half the lyrics are over red. THANK YOU

    • @supaXxXfli
      @supaXxXfli 2 роки тому +3

      That killed me off 🤣🤣😂

    • @youssefamin7723
      @youssefamin7723 2 роки тому +4

      I actually laughed aloud

    • @WraythSkitzofrenik
      @WraythSkitzofrenik 2 роки тому +1

      yeah kinda sad I can't vibe to 500 miles

  • @GikamesShadow
    @GikamesShadow 5 років тому +1115

    Awwww the dog is so happy that his owner is back
    "And the dog dies"
    ...
    OH COME ON!

    • @john.d193
      @john.d193 4 роки тому +21

      Well he the dog was pretty damn old

    • @santiagopandolfi3360
      @santiagopandolfi3360 4 роки тому +34

      No shit, Odysseus left the dog and didn't come back until like 20 years later. So the dog was like 150 years old in dog years, I'm not surprised he fuckin died.

    • @Flutejrp
      @Flutejrp 4 роки тому +31

      At least he saw his master before he passed. RIP Argos, you were such a good boy~!

    • @andyandanadraws
      @andyandanadraws 4 роки тому +3

      I feel ya broo 😭😂

    • @nekogakuro8486
      @nekogakuro8486 4 роки тому +15

      the dog waited for odysseus to come back and then died when he finally did. like hachiko, but without the coming back part

  • @thebumblebeemovie3514
    @thebumblebeemovie3514 Рік тому +470

    Wait a minute: if Odysseus was believed to be dead, then why didn’t his son take the throne immediately after he came of age? The boy is literally about 20 years old when his father finally returned
    Also: Athena glares at Zeus and the rest of the gods, “you better not use the ‘no murdering guests’ rule against him or I’ll show you why I’m better than Aries.”

    • @PrimordialNyx
      @PrimordialNyx Рік тому +188

      Well to answer your question: the short answer is that the suitors were also the nobles of the island. And they had a lot of political power, while Telemachus even tho was the heir, had no political support.
      Also about the joke, don't worry. they didn't act as guests, so they don't get to be treated as guests. :)

    • @kyrab7914
      @kyrab7914 9 місяців тому +21

      Hey, they brought weapons inside. And plotted to murder Telemachus.

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 8 місяців тому +32

      They weren't HIS guests.
      And they planned to kill him first

    • @mrpyramid2294
      @mrpyramid2294 8 місяців тому +4

      From what i know the succesion that time wasnt going 100% from father to son and it was believed that zeus was the one to choose the next king

    • @tomsautocadstudio6446
      @tomsautocadstudio6446 7 місяців тому +1

      Athena also yanks on the furies lead before turning them into lawyers again.

  • @Panroles
    @Panroles Рік тому +165

    4:13 I remember a joke I found on tumblr a while back about Odysseus and Cassandra. It went something like
    Odysseus: Hey, I heard you could hear the future or something, what's that about?
    Cassandra: I'm cursed to see the future but nobody believes me.
    Odysseus: Tell me.
    Cassandra: I just said, if I prophesize-
    Odysseus: Nonono... I'm nobody.
    And then Cassandra helps him get home in not ten years and they both live happily ever after. I thought it was really funny and cute. The actual thing was written better though.

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev 9 місяців тому +16

      Aw, that's sweet. I looked it up--your retelling was actually better than the original, IMO.

  • @nick1wasd
    @nick1wasd 3 роки тому +904

    "Y'know, for someone who the gods supposedly hate, Odysseus sure does seem to get a lot of help from them." All the big player gods hate him, all the minor gods see him as an underdog being unfairly screwed over and wanna help him out to even the odds. Also I totally buy the recurve bow theory, the stringing technique is WAY different, so it'd make sense that the only Greek with brains knew how to use an early attempt at machine assisted leveraging.

    • @Graycata
      @Graycata Рік тому +46

      I lost track of what Odysseus did specifically to upset the gods to begin with. Before the cyclops thing

    • @anzaeria
      @anzaeria Рік тому +70

      I would consider Athena to be a major goddess and she fully supported Odysseus and his family. Hermes was helpful too. I guess the gods and goddesses were fairly divided in their views of Odysseus. Though I can't really blame Poseidon as was pretty angry for valid reasons. If I recall, Zeus was pretty neutral but would punish Odysseus if he and his crew did something that was disrespectable.

    • @curiousguyontheinternet9023
      @curiousguyontheinternet9023 7 місяців тому +32

      Only Poseidon really hated Odysseus. Athena and Hermès especially favored him as they helped him several times. Aphrodite, Hera, Hestia, Hades, Ares, Artemis, Apollo, Dionysus, Hephaestus, and Demeter did literally nothing to him over the journey that I know of. Zeus only stranded Odysseus’ entire crew and punished them for killing one of Helios’ sacred cows. Did I forget something

    • @outdoorscholar6016
      @outdoorscholar6016 6 місяців тому +10

      @@Graycataif I remember right it was because of the “unsportsmanlike behavior” that Odysseus displayed while retreating after the Greeks sacked Troy

    • @aliceinwonderbruh6433
      @aliceinwonderbruh6433 16 днів тому

      Also that bow belonged to Apollo like 2 owners back

  • @masonheitner8410
    @masonheitner8410 4 роки тому +1771

    My English teacher named his little dog Argos after Odysseus’s dog
    He also wants another dog to name him Enkidu after the animalistic friend from the epic of Gilgamesh
    I may still his name ideas

  • @KRJayster
    @KRJayster 3 роки тому +268

    Man, that Argos part just rips your heart out if you’ve ever had a dog. :(
    Also I love how Penelope also tests Odysseus by pranking him about their bed.

  • @psionicrain645
    @psionicrain645 Рік тому +137

    Every time I rewatch this I hear "huh. Why would I need this when I have a perfectly servicable raft?" I brace myself for the loudest raft breaking noise ever.

  • @dusknightwings7821
    @dusknightwings7821 5 років тому +1090

    10:36
    “You’re back.”
    “You’re really back. I was beginning to think you were *never* gonna make it.
    “...I’m glad you’re back.”
    “Let me just”
    “rest”
    “a litte”
    “and then”
    “ “
    ___________
    Goodbye old friend...
    I’m glad I got to see you last time.

  • @catbucket8566
    @catbucket8566 4 роки тому +2111

    Second Little fun fact I’ve put in the comments:
    Odysseus’s bow was considered a futuristic and generally sought after relic, like a laser gun from Men in Black today, because you had to touch it a certain way for it to work. Different versions have this differently but usually there is an imbedded button in the frame thing that lets it bend better. One could interpret this as the beginnings of the idea of the compound bow or even the crossbow, which are really cool and pretty advanced for the time.
    Yeah

    • @sackme4377
      @sackme4377 4 роки тому +137

      What XD. Dude, I was taught Odysseus could string the bow cause he's like mad strong in comparison to the suitors, and his son comes close to stringing it, but is told by Odysseus not to so he can look cooler. A button would make more sense XD.

    • @epauletshark3793
      @epauletshark3793 2 роки тому +62

      Another theory is it was a recurve bow, and nobody but Odysseus knew the proper technique.

    • @antitheist3206
      @antitheist3206 2 роки тому +36

      @@epauletshark3793
      That was my understanding too.
      I'm not much of an archer, but thanks to the internet I've learned that trying to string a recurve bow the way you would a longbow is a very bad idea.
      Best case scenario it just doesn't work and you give up, worst case the 200lb draw weight snaps off your everything.

    • @Jalgorn
      @Jalgorn 2 роки тому +13

      @@antitheist3206 Jup, seen the Odysseus movie with Armand Assante? There you can see the scene with the bow. The suitors all try it with brute strength, only Odysseus uses a proper technique and strings it. Great scene

    • @zodlovesyou7146
      @zodlovesyou7146 2 роки тому +35

      I've read one version where Odysseus places the bow behind his back. Then used his back and upper body muscles to bend the bow to string. Simple when you know how. One of the suitors said "There was a trick to it!" And Odysseus replies "Of course there's a trick!" Which I thought was a very true to the crafty Odysseus's character.

  • @oldspice051
    @oldspice051 3 роки тому +107

    If I remember right from when I re-read this a few years ago, Odysseus was very emotional upon seeing his dog still alive and loyal. But since he couldn't give himself away with any outbursts of emotion, the most he could do was choke back some tears and walk into his home without properly saying hello or goodbye. What's worse, I remember the book took time to explain that Odysseus had raised the dog from infancy into one of the best hunting hounds in Greece, but he had become neglected; most likely due to the suitors.

    • @OcarinaSapphr-
      @OcarinaSapphr- Рік тому +13

      Poor thing had a good innings- 20 in dog years...

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 6 місяців тому +5

      No wonder why he personally killed them all

  • @raelasagna
    @raelasagna 14 днів тому +13

    Am I the only EPIC fan who keeps coming back to this video..?

  • @marajade2224
    @marajade2224 5 років тому +976

    "Im a mage! I have like two hit points!" You have just gained a sub, my friend.

    • @agungpriambodo1674
      @agungpriambodo1674 4 роки тому +13

      Odysseus : I'll swear by Zeus so you don't break my "leg"

    • @planetarycube5988
      @planetarycube5988 4 роки тому +29

      1. Dungeons and Dragons reference, nice!
      2. *then I suggest you turn them back before I have to whittle that number down to zero*

    • @Ropetupa
      @Ropetupa 4 роки тому +6

      That is one buff magic-user! Mine is 7th lvl and I WISH he had 2 HP!

    • @jacobitewiseman3696
      @jacobitewiseman3696 4 роки тому +4

      Is there a type of mage sure with more than 2 points.

  • @fraser1614
    @fraser1614 4 роки тому +833

    I'm kinda weird and read the Odyssey before reading the Iliad, just because the Odyssey is more bearable tbh. But when reading the Iliad I always find it funny when Odysseus shows up, its like seeing your custom character in a videogame cutscene and they just seems out of place, as he's always referred to as 'Godlike Odysseus' or 'Odysseus, Zeus' equal in his mind's resource', its always funny to me how much he stands out compared to other people who are just 'Swift footed' or 'the famous spearman'. Get out of the way Hector of the shiny helmet, galaxy brain Odysseus is here to steal your chariots at night

    • @lcst-at-5ea859
      @lcst-at-5ea859 Рік тому +31

      Theres that one Easter egg as well, when helen describes odysseus to priam as a fine ram among the sheep 💀💀 my class was so excited reading that bit

    • @matheus5230
      @matheus5230 Рік тому +1

      What actually do you mean with Odyssey is more bearable? For what reason?

    • @fraser1614
      @fraser1614 Рік тому +31

      @@matheus5230 I don't mean it as a put down of the Iliad, as it is a key piece of culture and history. But as a story it tends to get somewhat dry in places. Since the book is essentially just a back and fourth battle until Achilles gets involved.
      Meanwhile the Odyssey is, personally, a more interesting story to read. Maybe thats just personal bias and preference, since I basically read the Odyssey in about a week, and Iliad in 4 months. But either way my original comment was mostly meant as a joke

    • @matheus5230
      @matheus5230 Рік тому +25

      @@fraser1614 Thanks for the reply. Odyssey really focuses entirely on the journey of this man, Odisseus, and his woman waiting for his return and playfully tricking all her pretenders. That's the clear focus from start to finish: those two characters.
      Iliad is more cluttered and unfocused in that regard, maybe it's why it can be harder to follow.

  • @batsofman8981
    @batsofman8981 Рік тому +297

    So they're making a musical of this, called Epic. There's a few songs out already; the cyclops saga ones are fantastic. Really hope it makes it to broadway!

    • @artworld_create7627
      @artworld_create7627 Рік тому +17

      Yess!! A bit I'm confused Abt is in EPIC Zues gives Odysseus a quest for like a kiddo that he needs to kill but it isn't mentioned here imma have to do more research I suppose

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist Рік тому +44

      EPIC does take several liberties with what happens during the Odyssey (ex. Polites dying to Polyphemus), but I’m enjoying it so much- I swear every song is a banger

    • @jordancoons3364
      @jordancoons3364 Рік тому +16

      If it makes it to Broadway, I'm going full speed ahead to NY

    • @queerqueen098
      @queerqueen098 Рік тому +3

      ​@@jordancoons3364 I hope you SURVIVE on your journey!

    • @averagedudeyoucanfind7137
      @averagedudeyoucanfind7137 Рік тому +9

      My goodbye is the best song

  • @thepokepoet9482
    @thepokepoet9482 Рік тому +96

    Epic The Musical has me watching this and I regret NOTHING

  • @danpowton3193
    @danpowton3193 6 років тому +2012

    you forgot Elpenor, who had the best stupid death in the entire book.
    Survives the Trojan war, survives the cyclopes, the canibals and swinification.
    Gets drunk, falls asleep on the roof, falls off in his sleep and breaks his neck.

    • @katbudd1182
      @katbudd1182 6 років тому +151

      Dan he is my whole a level class favourite character

    • @Nightingale0666
      @Nightingale0666 6 років тому +8

      XD

    • @recordstore2265
      @recordstore2265 6 років тому +42

      Best way to go out

    • @thundergoddess5517
      @thundergoddess5517 6 років тому +4

      😂😂

    • @tropickle7235
      @tropickle7235 6 років тому +97

      And he was one of the spirits with the prophet Tiresias. He begged Odysseus to go back to Aeaea to give his body a proper burial.

  • @martijnvanweele6204
    @martijnvanweele6204 6 років тому +1894

    10:42 Argos must have been some 22 years old. That's a long time to live for a dog. I may be remembering wrong, but the story seems to imply that the only thing keeping it alive at that point was his loyalty to Odysseus, not wanting to go until his master returned.

    • @katbudd1182
      @katbudd1182 6 років тому +163

      martijn van weele that was heavily implied in the book

    • @TheStrider6
      @TheStrider6 5 років тому +208

      That’s so god damn sad

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 5 років тому +439

      Evidence that Bronze Age Greece understood the power of the very good boy.

    • @stealthygolem
      @stealthygolem 5 років тому +104

      Well fuck that's fantastically sad :/

    • @thanotosomega
      @thanotosomega 5 років тому +36

      insert Connie Francis's I Will Wait For You,

  • @maggieizaya465
    @maggieizaya465 14 днів тому +38

    Fun fact: the first time they were on Circe's island, one of the dudes got drunk and fell off her roof and died.
    A very glorious death.

    • @hunterlakey1068
      @hunterlakey1068 5 днів тому +1

      Ah, good ol Elpenor. A true hero's death.

  • @somerandomfern4f7942
    @somerandomfern4f7942 Рік тому +88

    don't mind watching this much later than i shouldve just so i can appreciate Epic the Musical a bit more

    • @Tank175
      @Tank175 Рік тому +9

      Same here :)

  • @bible91
    @bible91 4 роки тому +843

    Scylla: *is supposed to be hideous six headed monster*
    Red: *draws what would end up being a tsundere waifu in mangas or animoos*

    • @samuelthegreatoo
      @samuelthegreatoo 3 роки тому +67

      Story idea: Odysseus accidentally keeps picking up hot monster girls but his heat is set on his wife.

    • @randompatchofgrass5034
      @randompatchofgrass5034 2 роки тому +8

      @@samuelthegreatoo so basically half of all isekai anime’s ever lol

    • @euphoriaaaa3900
      @euphoriaaaa3900 2 роки тому +1

      what timestamp did scylla appear?

    • @randomguy3659
      @randomguy3659 2 роки тому

      well we studied about scylla, I think she was a nymph and Circe cursed her cuz she was jealous of her, (Circe is jealous cuz a guy liked Scylla so he asked Circe for it not knowing Circe liked the guy and so instead of love potion she made a curse potion

  • @ruggiebuggie3195
    @ruggiebuggie3195 5 років тому +630

    The most important theme of Odyssey is hospitality.
    Those who practice xenia well are rewarded in the story and those who are horrible hosts or ungreatful guests suffer dearly.

    • @Polydopamine
      @Polydopamine 4 роки тому +47

      It's Philoxenia. Xenos by itself means foreign.
      Φιλοξενια in greek.
      φιλώ (= αγαπώ) + ξένος : love + foreign/other.

    • @Conman2541
      @Conman2541 4 роки тому +22

      The Phaeacians get their boat turned to stone for helping out Odysseus, cuz the interests of a god (symbolizing power structure itself, I feel like) cannot be prioritized over human actions...Poseiden would've gotten mega butthurt if Zeus didn't let him punish the Phaeacians, cuz it would've made him look bad (and the Phaeacians even swear off hospitality afterwards)

    • @Valery0p5
      @Valery0p5 4 роки тому +5

      @@Polydopamine xenophilia maybe?
      Because xenophobia is all we have in our society instead...

    • @gandalfthegrey2592
      @gandalfthegrey2592 4 роки тому +17

      @@Polydopamine Xenia is the actual term though. Look it up.

    • @Nayenezgani
      @Nayenezgani 4 роки тому +19

      Apart from the part (omitted in this summary) where Odysseus slaughters all his servants for the awful crime of being hospitable to his wife's suitors.

  • @SchrodingersTransCat
    @SchrodingersTransCat 3 роки тому +79

    For anyone interested, there's a really good paper out there called 'Odyssey and Argonautica' by Martin West (2005). He uses clues from the Odyssey to try to figure out what the original dark age version of Jason and the Argonauts might have been like (because it never got written down and we only have much later fanficcy versions to go by). In the process, he comes up with some persuasive arguments about the crazy unmappable geography of the Odyssey. Well, persuasive to me, anyway.
    Long story short, the reason nobody can map Odysseus's travels based on landmarks in the story is because (according to West) it probably went through three major revisions by the dark age bards before it was written down--or was edited together from three different versions:
    In the hypothetical *OG Odyssey*, Odysseus gets blown off course to the EASTERN Mediterranean, to exotic but known countries like Egypt. He has the same adventures that Menelaus now has, including getting marooned on the island of Pharos and jumping on the shapeshifting Proteus guy. Then he goes home.
    This version would have been kinda sorta historically accurate, in the same way that the Iliad is kinda sorta historically accurate about some details like where ships came from. Maybe it even recorded real events that happened to some Greeks after the war. But it would also frankly have been kinda boring. And the bards, and/or the audience, were like, "Wait, what was Menelaus doing this whole time? And also, this story could really do with some monsters to appeal to the dark age mass market. You know, like the Sirens from Jason and the Argonauts."
    So the story was (probably) revised to *Odyssey 2.0*, in which Menelaus got all the adventures Odysseus originally had. Meanwhile Odysseus himself got blown off course into the WESTERN Mediterranean, where he could have crazy adventures with the Cyclops in some imaginary place. In this version, after his stupid crew open the bag of wind, it causes a terrible storm that destroys the ship/fleet and kills everyone but Odysseus. He washes up on an island all alone ... because the bards are copy-pasting the end of the previous version to make sure it still connects to the homecoming to Ithaca. Only now that he's in the western Mediterranean, the island can't be Pharos. So they invent Calypso's island instead.
    OK, well, the geography is not terribly historically accurate anymore and we're well into the realm of random ogre folktale stuff to keep the cheap seats happy, but the Cyclops part is a fantastic bit of storytelling and really showcases Odysseus's character, so on the whole it's an improvement.
    But ... the bards, and/or the audience, may by this point have been a little drunk on their own success. "Hey, that Cyclops bit went down a treat! You know what this story needs? More cool monsters! Like in Jason and the Argonauts! Like the Sirens!"
    So then along comes *Odyssey 3.0*, in which a bunch of random adventures inspired by Jason and the Argonauts are shoved into the middle of Odysseus's wanderings. Sirens, Circe, cannibal giants, seeing/visiting Hades, sun-god cattle, etc. To make this work, opening the bag of wind doesn't cause the final storm anymore--it just blows them back to Aeolus and they have to keep on sailing. The storm/lightning gets saved up till after the new adventures, and is assigned to a pissed-off god.
    And that's the version written down by Homer. Which became hella popular. Job well done.
    Except ...
    Jason and the Argonauts pretty clearly takes place in the Black Sea. Which is NORTH-EAST of the Mediterranean. By plonking Argonauts-derived stuff like the Sirens down in the middle of the Odyssey--which otherwise takes place in the WEST--the geography, which was already wobbly thanks to the Cyclops addition, now gets completely frazzled. Scholars for millennia to come will try to map the journey according to known landmarks, get utterly confused, smack their foreheads in exasperation and declare that the whole thing is some kind of psychological imaginative Jungian journey or whatever.
    And to make matters worse--or better, depending on your point of view--some scholars are like, "OK, he starts in the west and comes home from the west, so clearly EVERYTHING must happen out near Italy and Sicily! Including Circe and the Sirens and so on. Otherwise Odysseus would need a portal gun or something. And we don't even have a concept of that."
    So when Apollonius writes his big-budget blockbuster remake of Jason and the Argonauts a few centuries later, he takes the 'evidence' from the Odyssey. He puts the Sirens and Circe in the western sea. And he forces the Argonauts to take that route home, instead of the eastern route they took in older sources (before the Greeks learned that the Black Sea was enclosed).
    So not just one, but TWO famous dark age stories--that may have preserved some genuine historical and geographical details--got shipwrecked on the rocks of a) popular entertainment and b) obsessive fan theorycrafting.
    I guess the Sirens won after all.
    (also btw there's totally some other stuff in the Odyssey ripped off from the Epic of Gilgamesh but I won't go into that)

    • @robind506
      @robind506 Місяць тому

      You should really get into that whole Glilgamesh ripoff thing

  • @CringelordOffical
    @CringelordOffical Рік тому +51

    0:03 “ Troy Story 2”
    Perfect.

  • @xnj_
    @xnj_ 8 років тому +3344

    This channel is incredibly underrated. Seriously.

    • @briannapendry4955
      @briannapendry4955 8 років тому +20

      +SnapZ I *fully* agree, Overly Sarcastic Productions is amazing!

    • @athena2143
      @athena2143 8 років тому +7

      I100% agree w\ u on this one

    • @rosecynthiamegyola
      @rosecynthiamegyola 7 років тому +15

      I like how they do this in a comic style, it looks a lot like how I do it. I also Crack up whenever I think about the siren part

    • @bluemirror2106
      @bluemirror2106 7 років тому +17

      Most people suck the myths dry and get them all wrong. This is the most accurate and reliable channel or person who gets the myths correct. Her and Rick Riordan are very accurate. Rick makes some mistakes though but I still recommend his books to everybody. Especially his Percy Jackson books, the first ones kinda boring but just give it a chance.

    • @kittyfoxcat7802
      @kittyfoxcat7802 7 років тому +2

      Yes underrated by 67k subscribers

  • @taliesinhalliday
    @taliesinhalliday 5 років тому +760

    "healthy father, son bonding by killing everyone". aaaaawww.

    • @pershe4231
      @pershe4231 5 років тому +12

      And accidently shooting your son in the meantime. But he is okay so, yes, BONDING!

    • @Jamesjones-hi5qu
      @Jamesjones-hi5qu 4 роки тому +5

      And dead dog...
      WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

    • @artlife1625
      @artlife1625 4 роки тому

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    • @DAVMCPRJT
      @DAVMCPRJT 4 роки тому +1

      @@artlife1625 get out of my way man stop begging for subscribers

  • @arlopaden9794
    @arlopaden9794 3 роки тому +239

    the odyssey is just the gods being like
    "yo.. ya know that dude odysseus"
    "yeah"
    "Duck that guy"

    • @WraythSkitzofrenik
      @WraythSkitzofrenik 2 роки тому +31

      Except for Athena: "But he's smaaaaart!"
      And Hermes: "That's my boooooy!" (Well, great-grandson)

    • @falxblade1352
      @falxblade1352 Рік тому +2

      Screw that one guy in particular!

    • @MarMarcy
      @MarMarcy 10 місяців тому +2

      So what do you guys like to do for fun around here?
      We throw shit at Odysseus
      Who's Odysseus?
      *Gets hit with something*

  • @ladylightning1741
    @ladylightning1741 Рік тому +20

    "Hello, we're Penelope and the Suitors. I'm Penelope and these are the suitors."
    "Is that HUSBAND a suitor too?"
    "YES. This next song goes out to Poseidon who keeps screaming from the ocean. It's called 'We Hate You, Please Die.'"

  • @StevenJQuinlan
    @StevenJQuinlan 4 роки тому +446

    CIRCE: I'm a mage, I have like two hit points.
    I literally burst out laughing at that

    • @enderuzhumaki
      @enderuzhumaki 2 роки тому +10

      She forgor to put stat points into vitality

  • @sirmanmcdude508
    @sirmanmcdude508 4 роки тому +244

    Odysseus - "I want to have a thing"
    Half the Greek Pantheon - *EYES GLOW*

  • @coopergriggs2771
    @coopergriggs2771 Рік тому +39

    A really sad thing is The sailors on the way back from dropping off Odysseus sing about all of his adventures and how he’s now home and Poseidon is so angry that he destroys the ship Killing everyone on board

    • @btsbxby
      @btsbxby Рік тому +2

      ouch.... im sad now

  • @buttershush8895
    @buttershush8895 Місяць тому +14

    4:38 Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves!

  • @Sbevewagon4493
    @Sbevewagon4493 5 років тому +2670

    I hear the lotus eaters are doing pretty well for themselves,they have a casino in Vegas

    • @ashleyresendiz8911
      @ashleyresendiz8911 5 років тому +42

      Andrew Barnes Yea in Percy Jackson movies
      Edit: So first of all I seen that mostly everyone is upset with me by saying The Percy Jackson movie of the lotus eaters but I never said it was better than the books I only said the movies because I’m pretty sure in the books they don’t eat the lotus it was only in the first movie and the book is way better have a goody day ❤️and please don’t be mad at me😔😂😂

    • @davehoffman4659
      @davehoffman4659 5 років тому +428

      Jennifer Resendiz Percy Jackson BOOKS. We don't talk about the movies around here.

    • @olivi1020
      @olivi1020 5 років тому +213

      @@ashleyresendiz8911 we do not speak of those awful mistakes

    • @watercolorink6364
      @watercolorink6364 5 років тому +145

      WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THOSE ATROCITIES!

    • @Sbevewagon4493
      @Sbevewagon4493 5 років тому +23

      R/mad lads

  • @nat6098
    @nat6098 5 років тому +180

    I love the part with the dog because it's adorable (initially) and it shows that even thousands of years ago people were affected by the death of dogs enough that it was included in this book.

    • @lv26Phoenix
      @lv26Phoenix 4 роки тому +30

      you should check out a video titled "How They Did It: Pet Dogs in Ancient Rome." The last bit of the video showcases several dog graves with epithets inscribed on them, and they are absolute heart-wrenching, tear-jerkers.

    • @Alexis-bz7kl
      @Alexis-bz7kl 4 роки тому +6

      @@lv26Phoenix I watched that a few times. I cry a river everytime

    • @grayscribe1342
      @grayscribe1342 4 роки тому +17

      One could argue that it shows how loyal dogs can be. The dog must have been at least a year or two old when Odysseus left. The Troyan war went on for 9 years. Odysseus way back took 10 years. That dog was at least 20 years old when Odysseus returned.

  • @maggie2556
    @maggie2556 7 місяців тому +14

    12:02 You missed one of my favorite parts of the bow contest-where teenage Telemachus made several attempts to string his father’s giant warbow, and didn’t stop trying until Odysseus like, put his hand on his son’s shoulder

  • @-Commit-arson-
    @-Commit-arson- Рік тому +39

    His crew was literally the worst obstacle, everything else was just cannon fodder compared to that awful crew
    especially with all the good guys got killed off early

  • @Matrim42
    @Matrim42 5 років тому +447

    “Pissed at Odysseus for reasons too complicated for this video”
    The Greek commanders decided Odysseus was cooler than Ajax and thus should be given Achilles’ sweet-ass armor. Ajax killed himself in a fit of jealousy and shame. Also he killed some cows.

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 4 роки тому +42

      And he apparently did this with a silver sword given to him by Hector
      Poor Hector

  • @stumpiraygun4323
    @stumpiraygun4323 4 роки тому +627

    Red: "Scylla is one ugly piece of work"
    Also Red: *makes her hot*

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real Рік тому +30

      It's kind of ironic that despite being asexual and having a very minimalist style she still makes characters incredibly sexual

    • @gavinhuttpacificrim
      @gavinhuttpacificrim Рік тому +9

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real what

    • @serenitysubs933
      @serenitysubs933 Рік тому +7

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real well she probably doesn't see how it's sexual no matter how they're drawn

    • @CreditR01
      @CreditR01 Рік тому +8

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real Most Greek art is pretty sexualized or at least revealing, it's not that surprising.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real Рік тому +1

      @@CreditR01 fair point, wonder why they had such a habit of portraying people naked

  • @balonjosephofficial4982
    @balonjosephofficial4982 Рік тому +39

    I showed this to my entire 9th grade class and they loved it! Thank you Overly Sarcastic Productions!

  • @adellefletcher
    @adellefletcher Рік тому +57

    7:35 **EPIC: The Musical INTENSIFIES**

    • @Tank175
      @Tank175 Рік тому +3

      Damn what a great piece of foreshadowing

    • @queerqueen098
      @queerqueen098 Рік тому +4

      That's why I'm here 😅

  • @thehollowayproject1445
    @thehollowayproject1445 4 роки тому +589

    I feel like Athena was just done with all the bs and she’s just like “ok let’s just get this dude home” and I’m FINALLY

    • @hah-no.
      @hah-no. 2 роки тому +42

      Seriously! I think people really underestimate the role she had in this. She was a real mentor and took care of his son while he was gone, gave counsel to his wife, regulated the country, and directly helped Odysseus on multiple occasions. I think she even partook in the slaughter of the suitors if I remember correctly

    • @rimurutempest4945
      @rimurutempest4945 2 роки тому +17

      @@hah-no. I think it's because in all but blood Odysseus is basically Athena's son, as the goddess of knowledge and warfare, Odysseus is her perfect mortal.

    • @hah-no.
      @hah-no. 2 роки тому +5

      @@rimurutempest4945 yeeees, I always loved the way that fit 🤍

  • @MatsuoTanuki
    @MatsuoTanuki 5 років тому +304

    "This guy gets put through more crap than a 20 pound bag of industrial strength Huggies sized for incontinent bulls." Poetry, Miss Red, sheer poetry. XD

  • @sunsprite.r0se830
    @sunsprite.r0se830 19 днів тому +6

    I GOT JUMPSCARED BY THE "Nine years ago, during the Trojan War!" PART BECAUSE I REWATCHED THIS JUST NOW AND FOUND OUT THIS VIDEO WAS 9 YEARS AGO

  • @snakeusa7885
    @snakeusa7885 3 роки тому +121

    I remember listening to Shadiversity talk about bows and how it's more likely that the bow just needed a muscle set none of the suitors had. There are strong burly dudes who can't pull back a bow. Skill and those specific muscle sets are important in archery.
    Edit: Ah, it's addressed in the ending credits thing.

  • @DeviousDryad
    @DeviousDryad 4 роки тому +557

    "You need to talk to this dude to leave."
    "Cool, where is he?"
    "He's dead!"
    "Frick."

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 2 роки тому +8

      “Did you just tell me to go to hell?”

  • @jesuschrist9513
    @jesuschrist9513 4 роки тому +636

    For those who wanted to know, I believe Ajax is mad at Odysseus because after Achilles' death there was an argument over who would get his stuff. The two main contenders were Odysseus and Ajax, and of course, Odysseus won. Basically, this resulted in ultimate saltiness and Ajax just falling on his own spear

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel Рік тому +2

      Why wasn’t Ajax chill about it?

    • @starstrukc
      @starstrukc Рік тому +6

      @@JaelinBezel pride or sum, no?

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel Рік тому

      @@starstrukc I just don't understand why he cared so much.

    • @starstrukc
      @starstrukc Рік тому +4

      @@JaelinBezel I mean, it did happen b.c.
      I’m pretty sure pride was some rlly important to them. Like really really important.

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 Рік тому +39

      Ajax was mostly pissed because Odysseus was a lot less strong than he was, but had cajoled a story that might have contained half-truths as well. Bottom like, while Ajax assumed most worthy for Achilles' weapons = best fighter, Odysseus crafted a narrative that showed that Odysseus was most worthy, even if Ajax was the stronger dude.
      Ajax wasn't even most angry at Odysseus: the real guys who dun goofed in his opinion were the judges, as they, according to Ajax, should have seen through the smart talk and have recognized that he was the strongest. They didn't, so they had to die, and that's when the gods made him hack a bunch of sheep up because in the darkness and blind rage he mistook them for the Greek leaders. He basically killed himself out of embarrasment afterwards.

  • @addisonmartin3200
    @addisonmartin3200 Рік тому +79

    Ah, this is adorable, and I openly can't wait for Red to redo it like with the Iliad.

  • @alexandercapitulo5262
    @alexandercapitulo5262 2 роки тому +62

    The ending is weirdly…wholesome. Literally made me smile.

  • @fantasy873
    @fantasy873 4 роки тому +687

    What about when Penelope stalls for time by weaving a death shroud for her husband only to unravel every night until the suitors find out and burn it?

    • @anna_in_aotearoa3166
      @anna_in_aotearoa3166 2 роки тому +124

      Yeah, I was sorry Red skipped that bit! This vid kinda makes Penelope look rather passive, whereas she was really doing her best to stall the invading suitors & minimize the dangers they posed to her son and other dependents?
      Gotta say though, the way her maidservants were treated by Homer always pissed me off - in reality they'd probably have been r*pe victims of assault by the suitors rather than their willing partners, but he seems to consider them worthy of death because of that 😕 The only one who really seemed to merit revenge was the one who betrayed Penelope's ruse...?

    • @OcarinaSapphr-
      @OcarinaSapphr- Рік тому +16

      Tiny correction- her father-in-law; Odysseus' mother had already died, & she was one of the spirits he saw in the Underworld...

  • @peggyliepmann5248
    @peggyliepmann5248 4 роки тому +1007

    You didn't mention Penelope's cunning plan to keep the suitors at bay while Odysseus was gone (though given how dense this all is, I don't blame you). She claimed she had to weave a death shroud for her father (or possibly Odysseus, it's been a while) before she could consider courting anyone, so she would weave and weave all day, then at night after they went to sleep, she would unravel what she'd woven, so she always was working on this project for ages and ages.
    And apparently they were all suuuuuper drunk, since they bought it until someone spotted her unraveling her work, but by that point Odysseus was hatching his plan, so it all worked out okay!

    • @ecthelionalfa
      @ecthelionalfa 4 роки тому +109

      They bought that bs for like 20years, they pretty much deserve to die at odiseus and telemacus hands

    • @wonderlandian8465
      @wonderlandian8465 4 роки тому +23

      I was about to comment this, i feel like it's an important detail to the story left out

    • @stanklepoot
      @stanklepoot 4 роки тому +67

      @@ecthelionalfa Personally, I'd say they deserved to die for plotting to murder the son of the extremely rich "widow" that they were courting. You ended up in the right place, however, so why quibble over the path? lol

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 4 роки тому +38

      Also, I think one of Penelope’s maids ratted her out because she was being seduced by one of the suitors.

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 3 роки тому +21

      @@stanklepoot "You ended up in the right place, however, so why quibble over the path?"
      A message that Odysseus would appreciate, I feel...
      Also anyone who's had to delay their path in life which is why *I'm* having feels right now.

  • @Mathew-cj7yd
    @Mathew-cj7yd 7 місяців тому +8

    10:46 funny story at that parts, since the law of xenia demand that we give a feet bath to the guests, a maid gave one to "beggar Odysseus", the thing is that this maid was Odysseus nurse when he was a kid. Now one thing about Odysseus is that he has a scar on his left leg since he was a kid after injuring himself (while hunting if I remember well). The nurse immediatly recognise the scar, and thus recognise Odysseus, who promptly tell her to say nothing. A quite interesting passage that unfortunnately didn't make it, like others since it's a summary.

  • @LordingtonLotus
    @LordingtonLotus Рік тому +45

    I have rewatched pretty much all of Red's videos, and the scene with the dog's thoughts is the only one of all of her artistic representations that consistently makes me tear up

  • @kariissmol9172
    @kariissmol9172 5 років тому +1302

    "Hetero Death Partners"

    • @hyperkitten2247
      @hyperkitten2247 4 роки тому +76

      🏳️‍🌈
      ️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈️‍🌈

    • @samanthafisher4368
      @samanthafisher4368 4 роки тому +66

      song of achilles

    • @Doctor_Devil
      @Doctor_Devil 4 роки тому +54

      **careless whisper sample**

    • @xuanathan
      @xuanathan 4 роки тому +19

      Bet they were buried side by side like Dedue and Dimitri

    • @fictionlover2064
      @fictionlover2064 3 роки тому +38

      @@xuanathan Actually, from what I remember they wanted their ashes mixed together.

  • @metamaxis
    @metamaxis 5 років тому +757

    I love how Red basically made Odysseus just like Greek Solid snake

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 4 роки тому +135

      Hnnnng, Penelope, I'm trying sail back to Ithaca but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting Posiedon

    • @TheGhostbuster1989
      @TheGhostbuster1989 4 роки тому +28

      @@valkaerie8715 I read that in David Hayter's voice.

    • @KorGarrot
      @KorGarrot 4 роки тому +56

      He really kinda was though. A badass warrior that was the only one to suggest a night time stealth mission, and actually possessed battlefield wisdom and strategy

    • @discmanthecdlord
      @discmanthecdlord 4 роки тому +24

      odysseus ODYSSEUS? ODYSSEUSSSS!!!?????

    • @scarletbard6511
      @scarletbard6511 4 роки тому +28

      Iroquois Patroclus: "The Trojan Horse that you have is ideal for fooling your enemies. It's a very important tool for infiltration missions."

  • @michaelaward3242
    @michaelaward3242 2 роки тому +40

    I love that Odysseus is still wearing his cool headband when he gets intense

  • @xXHollyLeafXx
    @xXHollyLeafXx Рік тому +76

    I keep coming back to watch this after listening to the musical in progress Epic. I also would love to see an animatic for it in Red's style if it's something she would want to do.

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist Рік тому +6

      Oh my gosh YES-
      Or even her singing parts of the musical in her song outro

    • @Doctor_17
      @Doctor_17 Рік тому +6

      When listening, I still picture Odysseus with a Solid Snake headband

  • @t.r2603
    @t.r2603 4 роки тому +654

    10:40
    Why did the dog have to die?!
    Congratulations! You've just beholden an example of a literal ancient trope of the beloved pet death. It galvanizes the hero, makes the villians irrideemable, and can be see in anime (JoJos bizzare adventure), movies (John Wick), and countless books.

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 3 роки тому +82

      Also serves as a painful reminder of the passage of time in my opinion (possibly because I think about it a lot). It's been 20 years. Good boy. Old boy. Odysseus doesn't get those years back, but he does get to earn his future *now.*

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 3 роки тому +40

      I read a comic version in high school where the dog's spirit is carried away by Athena after he dies.
      Somehow made it both worse AND better. Maybe Odysseus reunited with the little guy in Elysium.

    • @dragonnx2843
      @dragonnx2843 2 роки тому +8

      Also appears in video games (Doom slayers pet rabbit) but not that much compared to other forms of media and entertainment

    • @lewisaino
      @lewisaino 2 роки тому +3

      The dog finaly completed his mission.

    • @Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox
      @Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah but the dog wasn't murdered though, he just died of old age. So unless time is supposed to be the villain this is horribly off base.

  • @patrickfrost9405
    @patrickfrost9405 7 років тому +831

    I like how the sirens are depicted as they actually are: NOT MERMAIDS!

  • @lockskelington314
    @lockskelington314 2 місяці тому +9

    Jorge Rivera-Herrans: That was a really neat video, someone should make a musical about that Odyssey guy!

  • @kristinahughes2668
    @kristinahughes2668 7 місяців тому +11

    I'm really getting into Epic: The Musical's snippets and keep coming back here to put them into context!

  • @l.tc.5032
    @l.tc.5032 7 років тому +279

    My mythology professor says she reads this book whenever she goes to the airport because as bad the delays get Odysseus still had it worse. I ended up following her advice when I had to deal with a 6 hour layover in Germany.

    • @lizmaxx268
      @lizmaxx268 6 років тому +16

      You should become a life advisor.

    • @lizmaxx268
      @lizmaxx268 6 років тому +14

      I don't know if it's an actual job,but IT SHOULD BE.

    • @l.tc.5032
      @l.tc.5032 6 років тому +6

      uh thanks, I think

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 6 років тому +6

      Liz Maxx
      Pretty sure that's what a therapist is. Or guidence councillor.

  • @peachfizzart
    @peachfizzart 5 років тому +719

    Odysseus: so.. it's like drugs?
    People on the island: it's better than drugs Odysseus... IT'S FROM JAPAN!!!!!

  • @louiscorydon9964
    @louiscorydon9964 Рік тому +77

    Who here is rewatching this video to remember the plot of the Odyssey while waiting for new songs of Epic The Musical????
    Or is it just me

  • @WorldWeave
    @WorldWeave Рік тому +19

    10:57 Then *[names I have no idea how to spell]* put their plan into motion
    It’s murder, the plan is murder

    • @ChaosGremlin-co3or
      @ChaosGremlin-co3or Рік тому +5

      It's "Odysseus" and "Telemachus". Although I do think the comment's funnier with the brackets.

  • @Jillybean711
    @Jillybean711 6 років тому +675

    My English teacher showed this video to our class after we were done reading to book; and no, he has absolutely no problem with cursing. He's like the typical nice-guy teacher everybody likes, but he tolerates cursing. Kinda ironic really. Also, my class flipped their shit when Argos died. I think a few girls cried, and the nerd population of the class had serious war flashbacks from Futurama. It was intense man.

    • @AnInsaneOstrich
      @AnInsaneOstrich 5 років тому +46

      you bastard... now _I'm_ getting Futurama flashbacks...

    • @jessicajayes8326
      @jessicajayes8326 5 років тому +19

      He pulled a Hachiko!

    • @magoichi75
      @magoichi75 5 років тому +12

      Jillybean711 *fortunate son intensifies*

    • @EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal
      @EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal 5 років тому +3

      My English teacher didn't even have the real book we basically just had to read the summary :-(

    • @arthy7610
      @arthy7610 5 років тому +10

      I went to hug my dog after the Argos part, and he just had the most "Yeah, whatever dude" atitude about it!

  • @bryancubero1547
    @bryancubero1547 6 років тому +222

    You know what? Since you made Odysseus look like Solid Snake you should have had him say "Kept ya waiting, huh?" when he revealed himself at the palace.

  • @fhayley6365
    @fhayley6365 24 дні тому +10

    I am here bc of epic, the musical version of this

  • @erenmidnight9543
    @erenmidnight9543 15 днів тому +8

    Can’t wait for epic the musical!

  • @shady4546
    @shady4546 4 роки тому +943

    "Wait, wait, I'm a mage, I have like two hit points!"
    "Then I guess you better turn them back before I have to whittle that number down to zero."
    Badass. I'm stealing that

    • @victoriajacobs6588
      @victoriajacobs6588 3 роки тому +9

      Me too!
      Immediately, my mind went to D&D.

    • @laelsimeontorreda6132
      @laelsimeontorreda6132 Рік тому +3

      That is incredibly small even for a mage i think shes a healer

    • @falxblade1352
      @falxblade1352 Рік тому +1

      @@laelsimeontorreda6132 clerics/druids have more health than wizards/sorcerers

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage Рік тому

      @@falxblade1352 Clerics/druids also have to contend with punitive, petulant, arbitrary, whimsical DMs denying spell choices, forcing spell choices, or otherwise screwing them over. A mage commands his own magic, no dependency on external permissions.

  • @sophiemontecalvo7503
    @sophiemontecalvo7503 7 років тому +888

    In a graphic novel I read of this book, when Argos dies, Athena comes and takes his soul and carries him away. Cue the tears.

    • @monsterayotte9166
      @monsterayotte9166 6 років тому +17

      Sophie the Jedi Knight I loved that part when I read the book for my freshman English class

    • @durvalneto3241
      @durvalneto3241 6 років тому +43

      Why the dog always dies? I was having a good day and now I'm depressed

    • @KB_111
      @KB_111 6 років тому +10

      I read a graphic novel of this story too and the same thing happened in it so I think we read the same thing. And yes it was REALLY sad.

    • @sxltyaye9425
      @sxltyaye9425 6 років тому +5

      What's the graphic novel? I need to know.

    • @KB_111
      @KB_111 6 років тому +3

      Sxlty Aye A graphic novel is like a comic book in many ways but they are two different things. (Too me)

  • @MaxWelton
    @MaxWelton 9 місяців тому +16

    6:57 didn’t Odysseus have himself tied up so the crew could measure when they passed out of earshot of the sirens based on Odysseus’ demeanor?

  • @longshot9757
    @longshot9757 Рік тому +17

    The fact that Red took more time to soak in the feels for Argos the Dog dying then Telemachus meeting his never-before seen dad