My favorite one from Resident Evil 4 is when Salazar says "I've sent my right hand to dispose of you", and Leon replies sarcastically "your right hand comes off?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's funny is that it also said in the subtitles "you're right hand comes off" but they fixed it. I thought I was crazy after they fixed it but I took a screenshot of it before the change
No, the best Earth Defense Force line "They... they look just like us!!" And then you turn to see a gaint frog looking alien that looks nothing like a human.
The intro to Vampyr has the legendary "WHAT IS GLASS IF NOT TORTURED SAND" in a very dramatic music and pseudo-poetic language that is clashing with the game.
“I don’t wanna die!” from House of Dead will forever be ingrained in my head lol. The dialogue in this game was so memorable for all the worst/funniest reasons
The backstory behind "crispy critter" in Atomic Heart is revealed later in a pivotal plot moment, where the main character delves into his own identity and that of his wife. It is noted that during the operation, one of the doctors who saved the main character frequently employed this phrase, and as a result of the implant specifics, it was inadvertently etched into the main character's psyche. It is worth mentioning that the original expletive, "f***ing pies!", is more culturally fitting in the context of Russian voice acting, and overall, the Russian localization excels significantly over its English counterpart, which is to be anticipated.
It's a fromsoft level of lore excuse for stupid design decision. I enjoyed atomic heart, i think there are some things it does amazing, but man the story and character writing and cutscenes are just poor.
@@MrSpartan993 No it really doesn't, it's not what I'd call "next gen" but the animations are far better than something like Dragon Age Origins or Mass Effect 1.
I really appreciate that you acknowledge how directors and clients can dictate lines. I've done some voice work, and sometimes the way you are directed to deliver a line is... interesting.
The PS2 game Steambot Chronicles had some incredibly hilarious lines, both from the supporting cast, and the player character Vanilla, who you could get to say some truly bizarre lines over the course of the game. "YES, I DON'T HAVE ANY BANANAS!" is a possible line used to get the attention of a hotel clerk you're delivering some carpets to during a side mission "I like fishes because they're delicious" will be said if you choose fish as something the main character likes to eat "I call it cha-ching" gets used no matter what you decide to cook during a main quest mission where you infiltrate a thief hideout and get mistaken for a cook It's especially funny since many of the voice actors in the game were veterans, including the likes of Spike Spencer, the voice of Shinji Ikari. Yuri Lowenthal, Kirk Thornton, Wendee Lee, and so on. And while the game's music was pretty solid, if a bit weird given the wording of certain lyrics, there was one song in the game that has to be hands down one of the worst in gaming history. It's called "Music Revolution", and the singer, if you can even call him that, sounds like someone who simply cannot be bothered to care about how he sounds as he performs the song with the enthusiasm of an uninflated balloon. While it does make some sense in the context of the game, as the character singing has previously only played guitar and nothing else, you would think the singing would at least be the fun kind of bad.
MK4 really is a gem. Haven’t finished but I hope the “hey are you ok?” or whatever line they say in shaolin monks after a random monk gets DEVASTATED is also on here.
Tim Curry is a master of hammy dialogue. Udo Kier as Yuri in C&C:RA2 was a little strange too. "Soon the Americans will be ours. Mind, body, and if you like...Soul"
@@REDEEMERWOLF the game does get pretty fricken challenging, so understandable. I went in not expecting much but even the story gits decent near the end of the game (dlc's too, I mean). But gameplay was always fun af and only improved with each update
@@AnnFetamines yea its really intentional and actually a plot point. That's kinda the part I wasn't expecting as the story went on and I was like Ohhhhhh. Great game and ngl it's my personal favorite of the year. Certainly not "better" than elden ring, but I personally had more fun playing it
@@tanklike4413 Yea, I really love the game as well, not only is it a prequel to the start of one of gaming's biggest franchise but love how they made the first game's villain a hero/anti-hero/anti-villain (one of the former), it's definitely a love letter to the series, once you know the whole story.
Kingdom Hearts. The whole series. But specifically “It’s Riku! They put bugs in him!” And Mickey’s “Say fellas, did someone mention the Door to Darkness?”
Nah, the Re:CoM line of "Because I'm you." "No! I'm me!" "I'm me' he says" is definitely one of the worst. Or any line of dialogue where Riku mentions smelling 😂
Well if you do make a part 2, you literally could fill all 20 clips from just one game...Dynasty Warriors 3. That "Feel the power of my maaaaagggic" is beyond legendary.
That dmc one gets me every time. It's so hilarious. Like, imagine the actor being in the sound booth... just begging them to let him do another take and the director's like "no, it's perfect."
The whole opening cut scene for Ace Combat 6 is crazy. It sounds like the narration to a Final Fantasy game, but all the visuals look like it's San Francisco!
Resident Evil and other very early games with English voice acting from Japan were infamous for hiring whoever showed up first and giving them the lines to read with no information or context on the game or anything else. Imagine trying to put the right emotions and inflections into your acting if someone walked up to you and handed you a book you've never read, opened it to a random page in the middle and had you read lines. Over the years as we've found the real life voice actors and they've done interviews, they've said there was basically no direction at all. The voice directors barely spoke English, if at all.
Don't worry, Jake. My mom definitely found the Dead to Rights game case with strip tease mini-game promoted right on the back cover. 13 year old me was in big trouble.
@@xamislimelight8965 they literally had entries on the list about translation quirks 🤣 and it was dialog tf are yall talking about it's probably the most famous dialog mishap ever wtf does translation have to do with it making the list or not
11:30 It's not meant to be funny. It's meant to be sad. And I'm pretty sure that everybody who actually played the game got this, even if they didn't like the scene.
"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light." That comes off really creepy and definitely sounds like some weird euphemism I really don't want to know about. 😂
In Resident Evil 5, Wesker makes a pun. During the first fight with him, when you get too close to a door, it cuts to a scene where he says something along the lines of "Your future HINGES upon this fight!" Then kicks you through the door, knocking it from it's hinges.
If you mock the FFX laugh, then you don't understand the FFX laugh.... It's meant to sound bad as its forced. Tidus isn't happy so Yuna trying to help, gets him to "laugh" and join in. It gives them both an actual laugh and a brief moment of respite given all that is going on. It's a great scene. Yes, at first it does come across as awkward, but once you understand the context, it makes so much sense. It's actually a great scene for Yuna and Tidus' relationship
These voice overs is as iconic as the games they came from and is what makes them so memorable I would always prefer bad english over gibberish any day of the week.
If “ride me as often as you ride your bike”, or whatever the line is, isn’t on here, I’ll be very disappointed. Loved Days Gone but it had some terrible dialogue at times.
@@Bentelligent I dunno. I once walked around my house getting ready to go out whilst loudly saying “gird your loins for warrrrr” in a thick, Scottish accent for around 5 minutes before I realised I was acting crazy and burst out laughing.
Lol, these dialogues are like a perfect trainwreck 😂! They kinda make the games more memorable, right? It’s like an awkward family dinner that you can’t stop laughing about! Anyone else remember that classic line from Resident Evil? It’s gold! 😂🔥
How y’all going to do a list like this without mentioning Dustborn? That game is all about “words are power” and it is 100% cringe from start to finish
Space war might be funny but the rant about "humanoid aliens" is pure gold especially after you meet said aliens which are giant bipedal frogs with guns lol
If you're not spamming the songs and yells during a round of EDF, then are you really playing EDF? Also kind of surprised there's no Dynasty Warriors? Some of the dubbing in those games is downright criminal.
Every time someone says "Cow Cow" and "Cow Pee" in the old DWs. Classic. Also, "FEEEEEL MY RAGE" is still one of my childhood favorites, along with everything else Zhang Jiao says in 4.
Honorable Mention: LA Noire Mainly when straight-laced/nice guy Cole Phelps would occasionally straight up randomly insult a witness while questioning them. He'll be calmly questioning an old woman about something and then out of left field he'll just straight up call her a nosy old hag. After she scoffs at that, he just sort of readjusts himself and goes back to questioning her like the whole freak out incident didn't just happen. I love it.
There's nothing wrong with the dialog of Fore Spoken. It's actually entertaining. It makes sense to me, and compared to the rest of the dialog in the other games, it was well done. I've never played the game, but according to the video shown from the game, it doesn't belong in the collection.
Wow people who agree with me I never thought I'd find you. The dialogue totally fits her character and her background. I mean you find out you have magic powers. Who isn't going to at least crack a smile.
@@kyubbiman2255 She's a young New Yorker who's been forced to grow up alone with a bunch of fairytale books, and has a lot of internalized self-hatred because of how she was treated, which makes her think she can't really amount to anything and isn't worthy of the power she gets. It's a completely coherent character and a strong basis for development throughout the story. Perfectly explains why she acts the way she does when getting powers, and why she's "kind of a dick" for much of the story. They actually pretty much captured the experiences and insecurities and coping mechanisms of a lot of broke millennials and zoomers in a way that reads as completely authentic to me. She quips constantly and acts tough because she's compensating for something. That's the point of it. The real things that held the game back were time and budget. Game just isn't finished because it was rushed out the door by Square-Enix. "Oh, they talk too much and repeat the same lines!" Yeah, that's because they clearly didn't have enough lines recorded for budget reasons. "The intro with the fire makes no sense!" Because the scene's dialogue and storyboard were done first but there probably wasn't time to make the level design fit the event better, so the scene blocking reads more like a first draft that the devs were forced to just put out there. There's a lot of pacing stuff that suggests cut content and abrupt restructuring, like the way open world boss dungeons don't always make sense in terms of placement or the initial bad optimization. It's still a great game, but it was simply cut down from what it should have been. Square-Enix is to blame, just like EA with ME3, Gearbox with BL3... But the devs clearly cared and put a lot of effort into making the writing... At least sincere, and the combat is just top notch at delivering the mage fantasy. I dunno, man. Easy 8/10 after all the fixes to its launch day issues. Devs got done dirty, and they shouldn't have gone out this way.
@whatdoesthisthingdo I guess you're right, people can get tired of the same thing over and over. But, this gameranx's commentator didn't explain himself properly or couldn't because I didn't understand the point he was making either. I recognized the comedic style immediately because I understand where it comes from. It was meant to funny, a girl shocked by her powers, ranting because she was amazed, and the bracelet trying to bring her back to reality but she's ignoring him because of her shocked state.
Am I crazy or was the "Forspoken" dialogue really not that bad when compared to everything else we just listened too....🤔. Granted, I've never actually played it. But gameranx's For spoken examples weren't that bad in my mind. Thanks
You're not crazy. Or maybe I'm just old and anyone under 40 isn't used to hearing this sort of acting. I've played the demo and the game itself is forgettable, but the dialogue was fine. Decent, even.
My best friends childhood game was the The Great Escape videogame and there's some great dialogue in there. One mission where you're on a train and two people with not very good german accents repeat the lines "how is your mother?" and "I was hoping to bake a cake today"
You missed the entire DK Rap from Donkey Kong 64. "His coconut guns can fire in spurts, if he shoots ya it's gonna to hurt." Or, "...walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells..." The entire thing is ludicrous.
My best friend and I had an inside joke as a kid referencing the dialog between Barry and Jill. There is a scene where Jill tells Berry to be careful or some such, and he replies "Dont worry. I have this!" all goofy sounding and holds up his magnum. Good times.
The og Resident Evil really had some good ones. "Is that voice....Enrico's?" "yeah......" and especially Richard talking to Jill after he got attacked by the big snake. "There are terrible demons....ouch!".
@6:37 - 6:44 "Watch out, it's a monster!" *Zombie enters frame... "Let me take care of this." *gun shots... "That was close! You were almost a Jill Zombie!" LOL
“The Japanese version doesn’t even sound human, listen to this:”
*CUTS TO NEXT NUMBER*
That's how bad it was, he's saving us haha 😂
@@dustinmillar120 I just looked it up. I can never get that 20 seconds back now. It is just as bad as you would think.
I know! What happened to our Japanese translation? Now I gotta go look it up myself.
@@JimTheFly thank you for your sacrifice
There was some crackle/static; it sure didn't sound human.
My favorite one from Resident Evil 4 is when Salazar says "I've sent my right hand to dispose of you", and Leon replies sarcastically "your right hand comes off?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite is when Salazar says "I've been expecting you, my brethrens" and Leon says "No thanks, bro"
They were written as jokes instead of becoming unintentionally funny.
😂 I like that
"Where's everyone going? Bingo?"
What's funny is that it also said in the subtitles "you're right hand comes off" but they fixed it. I thought I was crazy after they fixed it but I took a screenshot of it before the change
"Listen to this..."
perfect opportunity to Rick Roll us.
Missed opportunity, truly, but better that they didn't. Keep it professional.
I love how Jake always has faith in us to find friends, because every couple weeks he says "go try it with your friends" and I feel sad again.
You'll have an entire roomful of friends! Pizzas on me!
wow, thanks for bringing me to reality
I didn't need the extra depression thanks 😔
Same man
Yeah, according to my PlayStation friends menu, I don't have any friends so...
12:20 "Listen to this" *Goes to next entry* 😂
I thought my phone skipped forward when that happened
Same here.
Gameranx out here with the professional bait and switch
Chaos did this, I have a thirst to destroy it
Everyone point at the editor and do the weird robotic laugh!!
12:20 "listens intensely" ..."at number 12...." Damnit!!!
It's at 12:27.
@@Daniel-nn8mr No it's not XD
@@vellikaari3008 yes it is.
I added the extra bit for context.
@@Daniel-nn8mr no it isnt.
"I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with liiiigghhht!" It made the list haha
If only it was raining in this scene. Chefs kiss.
Light... light... light.... light...
This is the cringiest line ever in video games😂
No, the best Earth Defense Force line "They... they look just like us!!" And then you turn to see a gaint frog looking alien that looks nothing like a human.
That sounded like Christopher Walken... _and_ Arnold Schwarzenegger rolled into one.
My thought excactly. Immediately gave me those "GÄT-INTO-DE-CHOBBA" -vibes.
With a bit of John Travolta thrown in for good measure
Get to the choppah in walken voice lol
So…what does the Japanese voice sound like in #13?
Probably got copyright strike
I agree. It absolutely did not sound human. It didn't sound like anything at all. 😂
sounds like a crow lol
@@poolhalljunkie9 yo have you considered chasing a career in comedy you big funny funny man
Worse. Trust me.
The intro to Vampyr has the legendary "WHAT IS GLASS IF NOT TORTURED SAND" in a very dramatic music and pseudo-poetic language that is clashing with the game.
Can't forget the classics:
"All your base are belong to us"
"You got pwned"
You can't have a list like this without mentioning "All your base are belong to us"!
It's criminally bad.
"Somebody set up us the bomb"
"You have no chance to survive make your time!"
Prepare every zig!
Welcome to die!
"I killed an entire studio with my freaking mind"
Good riddance.
~Yves Guillemot
“I don’t wanna die!” from House of Dead will forever be ingrained in my head lol. The dialogue in this game was so memorable for all the worst/funniest reasons
I'm surprised Mega Man X4 wasn't on this list, "what are we fighting fooooooooor?"
Waited the whole video for this line, sadly it didn't make the cut. What are we watching foooooor?!
The backstory behind "crispy critter" in Atomic Heart is revealed later in a pivotal plot moment, where the main character delves into his own identity and that of his wife. It is noted that during the operation, one of the doctors who saved the main character frequently employed this phrase, and as a result of the implant specifics, it was inadvertently etched into the main character's psyche. It is worth mentioning that the original expletive, "f***ing pies!", is more culturally fitting in the context of Russian voice acting, and overall, the Russian localization excels significantly over its English counterpart, which is to be anticipated.
"Crispy Critters" is still cringe
It's a fromsoft level of lore excuse for stupid design decision.
I enjoyed atomic heart, i think there are some things it does amazing, but man the story and character writing and cutscenes are just poor.
"That's so crispy critters!"
The defense on this game is bad
It was you! You were the Crispy Critter the whole time!
I love it when snake said "My metal goes solid" when the gear appears.
I'm joking, but goodness we are blessed with 33 min content.
I’m dying 😂
Basically 34mins since 59 sec
Tho that would have been Hella sus😂😂😂😂
Definitely can imagine him saying this in his husky voice to the Colonel over Coddec
The clip you used for Mass effect Andromeda is the updated version
Originally she had no animation
There's plenty of clips of it on UA-cam
And it STILL looks like crap!
I was wondering what the line was in Mass effect...
@@MrSpartan993 ...and still better than Dragon Age: Inquisition :v
@@MrSpartan993 No it really doesn't, it's not what I'd call "next gen" but the animations are far better than something like Dragon Age Origins or Mass Effect 1.
I really appreciate that you acknowledge how directors and clients can dictate lines. I've done some voice work, and sometimes the way you are directed to deliver a line is... interesting.
That Dinklage line is legendary LOL that just confirms that just because you're an actor it doesn't mean you can be a voice actor as well.
The PS2 game Steambot Chronicles had some incredibly hilarious lines, both from the supporting cast, and the player character Vanilla, who you could get to say some truly bizarre lines over the course of the game.
"YES, I DON'T HAVE ANY BANANAS!" is a possible line used to get the attention of a hotel clerk you're delivering some carpets to during a side mission
"I like fishes because they're delicious" will be said if you choose fish as something the main character likes to eat
"I call it cha-ching" gets used no matter what you decide to cook during a main quest mission where you infiltrate a thief hideout and get mistaken for a cook
It's especially funny since many of the voice actors in the game were veterans, including the likes of Spike Spencer, the voice of Shinji Ikari. Yuri Lowenthal, Kirk Thornton, Wendee Lee, and so on. And while the game's music was pretty solid, if a bit weird given the wording of certain lyrics, there was one song in the game that has to be hands down one of the worst in gaming history. It's called "Music Revolution", and the singer, if you can even call him that, sounds like someone who simply cannot be bothered to care about how he sounds as he performs the song with the enthusiasm of an uninflated balloon. While it does make some sense in the context of the game, as the character singing has previously only played guitar and nothing else, you would think the singing would at least be the fun kind of bad.
I'm not gonna lie that Christopher walkin impression is good 😂
The last like was more Arnold Schwarzenegger
MK4 really is a gem. Haven’t finished but I hope the “hey are you ok?” or whatever line they say in shaolin monks after a random monk gets DEVASTATED is also on here.
I can't believe you didn't go for Tim Curry's infamous "SPACE!!" line from Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3
lol thanks for shouting that one out :)
@@gameranxTV Time for another list, because Tim Curry saying Space is the best
Tim Curry is a master of hammy dialogue.
Udo Kier as Yuri in C&C:RA2 was a little strange too.
"Soon the Americans will be ours. Mind, body, and if you like...Soul"
the biggest cliff hanger of 2024: "Listen to this" 12:20 🤣🤣
A few honorable mentions:
- Metal Gear Rising Revengance: the talk about the memes 😂 Why? Why the memes? 🤣
- NFS games: so many good moments 😂
Nanomachines, son!
When I first played Resident Evil back in the day, I always thought Barry said, "Jibble sandwich" 🤣
Doesn't even it sound like.
even when i first read Jill Sandwich, i still dont hear that at all! he says jill with 2 syllables somehow, like jiddle or jibble yeah
Now I can't unhear the 2 syllables.....damn you!
🤣🤣🤣
its 5:48 btw, if people want to hear it multiple times, its like he tried to say jill but the voice recording messed up so it sounds like Jibble xD
Stranger of Paradise is so much fuckin fun
I played it on easy mode just for the memes and loved it
@@REDEEMERWOLF the game does get pretty fricken challenging, so understandable. I went in not expecting much but even the story gits decent near the end of the game (dlc's too, I mean). But gameplay was always fun af and only improved with each update
The thing is, when you check out the lore, Jack and Chaos fixation is actually explained.
@@AnnFetamines yea its really intentional and actually a plot point. That's kinda the part I wasn't expecting as the story went on and I was like Ohhhhhh. Great game and ngl it's my personal favorite of the year. Certainly not "better" than elden ring, but I personally had more fun playing it
@@tanklike4413 Yea, I really love the game as well, not only is it a prequel to the start of one of gaming's biggest franchise but love how they made the first game's villain a hero/anti-hero/anti-villain (one of the former), it's definitely a love letter to the series, once you know the whole story.
Kingdom Hearts. The whole series. But specifically “It’s Riku! They put bugs in him!” And Mickey’s “Say fellas, did someone mention the Door to Darkness?”
Nah, the Re:CoM line of "Because I'm you." "No! I'm me!" "I'm me' he says" is definitely one of the worst. Or any line of dialogue where Riku mentions smelling 😂
Well if you do make a part 2, you literally could fill all 20 clips from just one game...Dynasty Warriors 3.
That "Feel the power of my maaaaagggic" is beyond legendary.
Dustborn's voice acting is a crime against humanity
Dustborn is a crime against humanity.
Fixed it for you.
I love when then the protagonist goes “This will be…. the Final…. ::removes sunglasses:: Fantasy.”
With the protagonist's likeness being that of David Caruso
It will never be the Final Fantasy 😂
One word: SPACE.
Very surprised that was not on the list.
Kinda surprised "SPACE!" from Red Alert 3 isn't here.
Why? That's great line delivery! Lol
@@lovescarguitar Sure, Tim Curry is legendary, but the full line itself is ridiculous and memorable enough for a list like this.
I actually loved Stranger of Paradise. Jack is "skip the cutscene" personified.
More recent one in A Plague Tale Innocence when Lucas pronounces brazier as braziere 😂
"We have to light the brazieres!"😂😂
You definitely missed Tim Curry's ...SPACE!
Man, Red Alert was so entertaining back in the day.
That dmc one gets me every time. It's so hilarious. Like, imagine the actor being in the sound booth... just begging them to let him do another take and the director's like "no, it's perfect."
Mass Effect Andromeda was only 7 years ago?! Wow, it feels like it's been at least 10!
The whole opening cut scene for Ace Combat 6 is crazy. It sounds like the narration to a Final Fantasy game, but all the visuals look like it's San Francisco!
4:11 will never not be funny 😂
It sounds like Scooby Doo being murdered 🤣
@@MikadoYuma😂😂😂😂
Resident Evil and other very early games with English voice acting from Japan were infamous for hiring whoever showed up first and giving them the lines to read with no information or context on the game or anything else. Imagine trying to put the right emotions and inflections into your acting if someone walked up to you and handed you a book you've never read, opened it to a random page in the middle and had you read lines. Over the years as we've found the real life voice actors and they've done interviews, they've said there was basically no direction at all. The voice directors barely spoke English, if at all.
Growing up is realizing Kingdom Hearts should’ve been on this list for all its light and dark dialogue. 😂
“Kingdom Hearts is Light!”
The Shenmue grunting took me back 😂
Tim Curry _space_ line in Red Alert 3
SPAAAIIICE!!!
Really enjoying the longer vids. Thanks gameranx team
Not sure if counts as was purposely camp, but best line was Tim Curry's Red Alert "In ssspppaaaacccceeee".
"What as that noise?!....... must have been the wall!" (Snake quietly singing "nobody here but us boxes...)
You forgot "All your Base are belong to us!"
0:45 “I may be Fragile, but I’m not that fragile” better be on this list.
12:25 listen to what Jake?
I'm hoping Tim Currie saying "IN SPAAACCE" makes it onto this list from Red Alert
Don't worry, Jake. My mom definitely found the Dead to Rights game case with strip tease mini-game promoted right on the back cover. 13 year old me was in big trouble.
Oh, I would have killed to be in the room if she walked in and saw you playing that mini-game.
Have to admit that although Venomous snake doesn't get many lines in MGSV, the voice acting by Keifer Sutherland was absolutely amazing.
Now the Opposite: 20 Ridiculous Game Dialogues that are so GOOD they're BAD!!!
That Christopher Walken impression was wild 😅😂
Leaving out "all your base are belong to us" is just criminal
Because it’s not a line of dialogue.
Because that's more of a translation issue, not an issue with dialog itself. Kinda like "I feel asleep" from the crappy NES version of Metal Gear
@@xamislimelight8965 they literally had entries on the list about translation quirks 🤣 and it was dialog tf are yall talking about it's probably the most famous dialog mishap ever wtf does translation have to do with it making the list or not
@realname
Cool story, bro. Felt like I was there. Seriously, calm down a bit, man.
Oh that MK clip ... I literally said out loud to myself "Well, Go hard go Home! 🤣😂
Jill here's a lockpick it might be handy if you the master of unlocking take it with you.
By far your best video @gameranx. W Video
11:30 It's not meant to be funny. It's meant to be sad. And I'm pretty sure that everybody who actually played the game got this, even if they didn't like the scene.
Was awesome to work with David Hayter and keep hearing him drop lines from the video game. One of those jobs you'll never forget 😌
DMC stays undefeated! Will never change my mind
Or ever fill your dark soul with liiiiiiiiiight?!?
@@MrSpartan993 truly no lines have ever been read with such passion since
Best part of Dante's lines is he's overtly Oedipus Complexing.
Thanks for watching! :)
Uh oh, the Japanese laughter must have given the video a copyright strike.
"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light." That comes off really creepy and definitely sounds like some weird euphemism I really don't want to know about. 😂
Might want to re-edit and reupload this video. Yall forgot to put the Japanese version of the laugh from Final Fantasy 10
In Resident Evil 5, Wesker makes a pun.
During the first fight with him, when you get too close to a door, it cuts to a scene where he says something along the lines of "Your future HINGES upon this fight!" Then kicks you through the door, knocking it from it's hinges.
If you mock the FFX laugh, then you don't understand the FFX laugh.... It's meant to sound bad as its forced. Tidus isn't happy so Yuna trying to help, gets him to "laugh" and join in. It gives them both an actual laugh and a brief moment of respite given all that is going on. It's a great scene.
Yes, at first it does come across as awkward, but once you understand the context, it makes so much sense. It's actually a great scene for Yuna and Tidus' relationship
🤓
How is the scene meeting Ocelelot in MGS3 of him meowing for his guards on here? That scene lives rent free in my brain for comedy
Weird to not see the tim curry red alert 3 cutscene "i'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism ..... SPACE"
You missed Tim Curry escaping to the single place not corrupted by capitalism. SPACE!
I was only here for #19 and #8 😂
at 17:59
"take him down"
*Dives right in front of them*😂😂😂
No "All your base are belong to us"?
These voice overs is as iconic as the games they came from and is what makes them so memorable I would always prefer bad english over gibberish any day of the week.
If “ride me as often as you ride your bike”, or whatever the line is, isn’t on here, I’ll be very disappointed. Loved Days Gone but it had some terrible dialogue at times.
That’s an intentional lame joke that bikers say at weddings.
whenever Deacon talks to himself, I cringe. no one talks to themselves like that with that tone.
@@Bentelligent I dunno. I once walked around my house getting ready to go out whilst loudly saying “gird your loins for warrrrr” in a thick, Scottish accent for around 5 minutes before I realised I was acting crazy and burst out laughing.
@adamwest8711 yeah but deacon is so monotone, and it sucks cuz Sam Witwer is a great voice actor
Lol, these dialogues are like a perfect trainwreck 😂! They kinda make the games more memorable, right? It’s like an awkward family dinner that you can’t stop laughing about! Anyone else remember that classic line from Resident Evil? It’s gold! 😂🔥
The Forspoken dialogue doesn’t count. It’s just bad.
Castlevania SOTN: “Die monster, you don’t belong in this world.”
How y’all going to do a list like this without mentioning Dustborn? That game is all about “words are power” and it is 100% cringe from start to finish
Dustbowl?
Oh did you write it wrong on purpose or have to self censor? The recent game that had like..80 people MAX play it?
Probably too 'controversial' to put it on the list.
@@KingOfhearts72yes that game. Thanks for catching that. I wrote dustborn but autocorrect changed it to dustbowl.
These are so bad they're good. Dustborn's lines are just... bad.
Space war might be funny but the rant about "humanoid aliens" is pure gold especially after you meet said aliens which are giant bipedal frogs with guns lol
If you're not spamming the songs and yells during a round of EDF, then are you really playing EDF?
Also kind of surprised there's no Dynasty Warriors? Some of the dubbing in those games is downright criminal.
Every time someone says "Cow Cow" and "Cow Pee" in the old DWs. Classic.
Also, "FEEEEEL MY RAGE" is still one of my childhood favorites, along with everything else Zhang Jiao says in 4.
The chaos guy alone killed me XD. The dialoge in the very old Dynsasty warriors are also pretty special.
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Honorable Mention: LA Noire
Mainly when straight-laced/nice guy Cole Phelps would occasionally straight up randomly insult a witness while questioning them. He'll be calmly questioning an old woman about something and then out of left field he'll just straight up call her a nosy old hag. After she scoffs at that, he just sort of readjusts himself and goes back to questioning her like the whole freak out incident didn't just happen. I love it.
Basically all of Starfields dialogue could be in here
BEST LINE EVER is from MK2: "When i'm good, i'm good, when i'm bad, I'm even better"
There's nothing wrong with the dialog of Fore Spoken. It's actually entertaining. It makes sense to me, and compared to the rest of the dialog in the other games, it was well done. I've never played the game, but according to the video shown from the game, it doesn't belong in the collection.
“i’ve never played the game”
@@isaacalberda250I have and OP is right. Dialogue is fine in context.
Wow people who agree with me I never thought I'd find you. The dialogue totally fits her character and her background. I mean you find out you have magic powers. Who isn't going to at least crack a smile.
@@kyubbiman2255 She's a young New Yorker who's been forced to grow up alone with a bunch of fairytale books, and has a lot of internalized self-hatred because of how she was treated, which makes her think she can't really amount to anything and isn't worthy of the power she gets. It's a completely coherent character and a strong basis for development throughout the story. Perfectly explains why she acts the way she does when getting powers, and why she's "kind of a dick" for much of the story. They actually pretty much captured the experiences and insecurities and coping mechanisms of a lot of broke millennials and zoomers in a way that reads as completely authentic to me. She quips constantly and acts tough because she's compensating for something. That's the point of it.
The real things that held the game back were time and budget. Game just isn't finished because it was rushed out the door by Square-Enix. "Oh, they talk too much and repeat the same lines!" Yeah, that's because they clearly didn't have enough lines recorded for budget reasons. "The intro with the fire makes no sense!" Because the scene's dialogue and storyboard were done first but there probably wasn't time to make the level design fit the event better, so the scene blocking reads more like a first draft that the devs were forced to just put out there. There's a lot of pacing stuff that suggests cut content and abrupt restructuring, like the way open world boss dungeons don't always make sense in terms of placement or the initial bad optimization. It's still a great game, but it was simply cut down from what it should have been. Square-Enix is to blame, just like EA with ME3, Gearbox with BL3... But the devs clearly cared and put a lot of effort into making the writing... At least sincere, and the combat is just top notch at delivering the mage fantasy.
I dunno, man. Easy 8/10 after all the fixes to its launch day issues. Devs got done dirty, and they shouldn't have gone out this way.
@whatdoesthisthingdo I guess you're right, people can get tired of the same thing over and over. But, this gameranx's commentator didn't explain himself properly or couldn't because I didn't understand the point he was making either. I recognized the comedic style immediately because I understand where it comes from. It was meant to funny, a girl shocked by her powers, ranting because she was amazed, and the bracelet trying to bring her back to reality but she's ignoring him because of her shocked state.
Kingdom Hearts 2 Phil is like "Get on the Hydra's back!" multiple times
Then we got Zero's "What am I fighting FOOOOR!!!!" in Megaman X4
Am I crazy or was the "Forspoken" dialogue really not that bad when compared to everything else we just listened too....🤔. Granted, I've never actually played it. But gameranx's For spoken examples weren't that bad in my mind. Thanks
You're not crazy. Or maybe I'm just old and anyone under 40 isn't used to hearing this sort of acting. I've played the demo and the game itself is forgettable, but the dialogue was fine. Decent, even.
@@lonestrangercant really judge the game if u only played the demo.
Nah it's terible, like it was writen by a pair of 10 year olds with 10 years of gender race training...
"Sorry, my face is tired of dealing with...everything" I am gonna steal that
"Jill Sandwich" sounds like "Jiggle Sandwich"
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My best friends childhood game was the The Great Escape videogame and there's some great dialogue in there. One mission where you're on a train and two people with not very good german accents repeat the lines "how is your mother?" and "I was hoping to bake a cake today"
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You missed the entire DK Rap from Donkey Kong 64. "His coconut guns can fire in spurts, if he shoots ya it's gonna to hurt." Or, "...walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells..." The entire thing is ludicrous.
My best friend and I had an inside joke as a kid referencing the dialog between Barry and Jill. There is a scene where Jill tells Berry to be careful or some such, and he replies "Dont worry. I have this!" all goofy sounding and holds up his magnum. Good times.
The way Freiya says "YES" overexitedly in the first Valkyrie Profile...
The og Resident Evil really had some good ones. "Is that voice....Enrico's?" "yeah......" and especially Richard talking to Jill after he got attacked by the big snake. "There are terrible demons....ouch!".
@6:37 - 6:44
"Watch out, it's a monster!"
*Zombie enters frame...
"Let me take care of this."
*gun shots...
"That was close! You were almost a Jill Zombie!" LOL