Fallout and Elderscroll fans after playing Starfield

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2023
  • Just a meme, not trying to throw hate! I liked the game
    #starfield #memes #fallout #elderscrolls
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  • @FortunateJuice
    @FortunateJuice 7 місяців тому +902

    Finished the main quest line, and I was like "uh, ok", and I haven't had any desire to replay it yet.

    • @LaifuHaiku
      @LaifuHaiku 7 місяців тому +34

      And to get all the "chosen one powers" without the console command you need to finish the game 6 times

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 7 місяців тому +7

      Only thing you are really missing is the UC Vanguard questline. Best Starfield has to offer.

    • @revanamell1791
      @revanamell1791 7 місяців тому +7

      Play the Vanguard questline if you ever go back to it. Best Questline I have played in a while.

    • @thwgn138
      @thwgn138 7 місяців тому +3

      Exactly my experience. What a disappointment.

    • @CocoanutVA
      @CocoanutVA 6 місяців тому +6

      @@tyrant-den884such a shame the FC's ranger quests pale in comparison

  • @-imperatorinsomnia-6163
    @-imperatorinsomnia-6163 7 місяців тому +647

    The whole of Starfield feels like fun at first but then it feels like a room full of bureaucrats saying "NO NOT YET!" for every quest. You can't shortcut or blast an annoying NPC until the alloted time, it feels like grinding plastic.

    • @RorikH
      @RorikH 7 місяців тому +44

      The worst offender there is the Crimson Fleet, since if you could just open fire the second you walked in, Naeva wouldn't have gotten away to say, "I'll get you next time starborn scum!"

    • @EmeraldMage7188
      @EmeraldMage7188 6 місяців тому +18

      It’s basically the same feeling as trying to remove scissors from overprotective plastic packaging

    • @dr.virus1295
      @dr.virus1295 6 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, the first 50 hours I played was fun, but then it started to feel boring.

    • @RorikH
      @RorikH 6 місяців тому +10

      @@dr.virus1295 Yeah, I was really excited for it, and spent the first 50 hours feeling like I had just scratched the surface, and then realized that that scratch on the surface was about as deep as it got.

    • @dani.2479
      @dani.2479 6 місяців тому

      at least in fallout you can go straight to kellog and blow his brains out (fuck the bastard.)

  • @geralt7144
    @geralt7144 7 місяців тому +494

    I still wonder if you can spawn Skyrim and Fallout 4 assets via console commands in Starfield.

    • @jordanronayne7867
      @jordanronayne7867 6 місяців тому +93

      That would make the game 10x better. You just spawn in a daedra or the mechanist.

    • @blakechiles3628
      @blakechiles3628 6 місяців тому +80

      Guarantee something in Starfield is using the Skyrim dragon AI

    • @gsmithy2357
      @gsmithy2357 6 місяців тому +82

      ​@@blakechiles3628no no, the werewolf ai. They've been reusing that since Fallout 3 at least.

    • @tentaclesmod
      @tentaclesmod 6 місяців тому +85

      ...My god, I never really realized, but my brain just overlapped the Deathclaws and the werewolves...

    • @AmyCherryLMAO
      @AmyCherryLMAO 6 місяців тому +18

      ​@@gsmithy2357probably since morrowind tbh

  • @chickenvasquez78
    @chickenvasquez78 6 місяців тому +123

    I never thought people would remember The Critic. That show was amazing.

  • @BiggusWeeabus
    @BiggusWeeabus 6 місяців тому +72

    I'll try it out after like 4 years with the game cracked, all the DLC, bugs fixed and mods that make the experience 10x better

    • @yamo511
      @yamo511 6 місяців тому +12

      yep when i saw starfield my exact thought was "I can't wait to play this in 5 years"

    • @AbystomaMexicanium
      @AbystomaMexicanium 6 місяців тому +23

      Modders are giving up on this game, so good luck with that.

    • @Bleilock1
      @Bleilock1 6 місяців тому +3

      They never fix buggs lol
      Maybe you meant mods?

    • @zombieranger3410
      @zombieranger3410 6 місяців тому +12

      Modders aren’t gonna fix this, most of the big name modders have stated that they hate Starfield and will not work on fixing it. Plus, the main issues with the game are hard-baked in its foundation, impossible to fix.
      Don’t rely on the free goodwill of others to do the heavy lifting and fix everything, a message to both the community and Bethesda.

    • @Observer-hq4jj
      @Observer-hq4jj 5 місяців тому

      It’s a solid $5 game.

  • @Kingrov312
    @Kingrov312 7 місяців тому +577

    As an elder scrolls and fallout fan I can see I have never felt more disappointed in a Bethesda game

    • @horushyperion76
      @horushyperion76 7 місяців тому +49

      Fallout 76: "We're not the worst"

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 7 місяців тому +36

      Did you say that you've never felt more anointed by a Bethesda game?

    • @RorikH
      @RorikH 7 місяців тому +5

      Never felt more disappointed in a Bethesda game so far.

    • @ennieminymoo6675
      @ennieminymoo6675 6 місяців тому +21

      At this point I'd rather not see what horrorshow will TES 6 turn out to be

    • @RorikH
      @RorikH 6 місяців тому +22

      @ennieminymoo6675 No no, Elder Scrolls VI will be the game where Microsoft helps them turn things around, and they dig deep and focus on what they're really good at. A statement that was in no way uttered by thousands of people looking forward to Starfield before its release.

  • @ULTRAOutdoorsman
    @ULTRAOutdoorsman 6 місяців тому +11

    I liked how mankind's solution to the earth's magnetosphere being disrupted was to settle on Mars, which has no magnetosphere, truly I was immersed

  • @rodrikofharlaw6848
    @rodrikofharlaw6848 7 місяців тому +309

    Actually your best video yet. I was on the fence with AI voice stuff over mixing but this did it seamlessly.

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  7 місяців тому +15

      Thank you! 😁

    • @ZoeMuller80
      @ZoeMuller80 7 місяців тому +1

      what do you mean AI? it wasnt the channel owner who did voices?

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 7 місяців тому +4

      @@ZoeMuller80 He's joking, John Lovitiz is a huge fan of Bethesda memes.

  • @ZendaAscaris
    @ZendaAscaris 7 місяців тому +163

    *Levitates patiently waiting for Morrowind to get the remaster it deserves*

    • @saturniidspectre
      @saturniidspectre 6 місяців тому +15

      *looking at Obsidian HQ with binoculars looking for anything hinting at a new Fallout game (fuck Bethesda Fallout)*

    • @ninjacom3
      @ninjacom3 6 місяців тому +4

      Their only path to redemption because we can be sure as shit that elder scrolls 6 won't save them.

    • @yamo511
      @yamo511 6 місяців тому +1

      mods bro

    • @AmyCherryLMAO
      @AmyCherryLMAO 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@saturniidspectredon't look towards Obsidian, they can barely handle anything like Fallout anymore (Outer Worlds moment), but look at the studio that made Wasteland 3 instead

    • @ilcorvo9559
      @ilcorvo9559 6 місяців тому +1

      Oh imagine if Microsoft stripped the fallout franchise from BGS and gave it to obsidian that would be hilarious.

  • @Adam-xd9tr
    @Adam-xd9tr 7 місяців тому +71

    Honestly, it's weird whenever I see people say that Starfield is overrated, as I've seen loads more videos complaining about the game than praising it.

    • @i.hate.swedish.ISRAELUBERALLES
      @i.hate.swedish.ISRAELUBERALLES 7 місяців тому +1

      Game is hated by anyone who isn't bought by Bethesda game lame ass fuck modders gonna have a field day tryin to fix that goofy slop of a title

    • @xdragoonzero0
      @xdragoonzero0 7 місяців тому +25

      Overhyped would probably be a better word, but timing matters a lot with stuff like this.
      For example a game could have a 9:1 positive video to negative video ratio for the first week, but then by the 2nd week everyone's learned its ass, so the positive videos fall into obscurity while more negative ones get made. The game was overrated at one point.

    • @GutsyViceroy
      @GutsyViceroy 7 місяців тому +10

      It's not that Starfield isn't good, it's moreso that Bethesda's classic issues that have been plaguing their games since morrowind are still front and center. Janky animations, overruse of loading screens, inhuman looking humans, strange AI behavior, passable combat, etc. Its a fun game for what it is, but when you measure it against some of the absolute bangers that have released in the last couple years, you begin to wonder why Bethesda isn't evolving.

    • @Islamphobe
      @Islamphobe 7 місяців тому +19

      ⁠@@GutsyViceroystar field also just isn’t good.

    • @Famousagentman
      @Famousagentman 7 місяців тому +18

      ​@@GutsyViceroyStarfield being released right after Baldur's Gate 3 and right before Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty is quite possibly the worst release window possible.
      Two games that together do everything Starfield wanted to, but better, really helped nail down the coffin lid on Starfield.

  • @The_Punisher
    @The_Punisher 7 місяців тому +118

    The Critic needs more love

    • @ratix98
      @ratix98 7 місяців тому +3

      It might be beat by the laundry channel

  • @TheBlownapart
    @TheBlownapart 6 місяців тому +8

    I warned people about pre-ordering Starfield but did anyone listen? Nope.

  • @Dazen101
    @Dazen101 7 місяців тому +104

    Starfield fans will land on an empty planet, look at a crater, pogchamp then leave.
    If you can't understand that thrill of discovery then you probably think it's bad.

    • @firion666
      @firion666 7 місяців тому +7

      Hey hey

    • @Bondrewd_TheNovel
      @Bondrewd_TheNovel 7 місяців тому +8

      I hate myself that I have to ask this... could you elaborate what it means to see a crater then pogchamp?

    • @firion666
      @firion666 7 місяців тому +40

      @@Bondrewd_TheNovel It's a quote from Starfield's video of a UA-cam creator named SsethTzeentch.
      The quote refers to Starfield playerbase who are mostly 40-something years old dads playing 3 games a year, Starfield being one of them. As they have no time, they play Starfield, find some crater on a barren planet, pogchamp (are amazed while sharing discovery) and quit, probably to go back to their family.
      By this the UA-cam creator tries to persuade viewer not to be too harsh on people defending Starfield, as for them it is always a great time to take a break from their duties.

    • @Bondrewd_TheNovel
      @Bondrewd_TheNovel 7 місяців тому +9

      @@firion666 Thank you for the explanation! May you have a blessed day!

    • @firion666
      @firion666 7 місяців тому +2

      @@Bondrewd_TheNovel Same :)

  • @SB-129
    @SB-129 7 місяців тому +102

    "If the _Game_ stinks! JUST DON'T _buy it!"_

    • @Melonposting
      @Melonposting 7 місяців тому +29

      Todd: “Uh oh, the jig is up” *jumps out window*

    • @thomas6591
      @thomas6591 6 місяців тому +3

      Protip: Bethesda's game engine doesn't allow DRM locks on DLC content

  • @stanleyronblake1646
    @stanleyronblake1646 7 місяців тому +20

    Lmao, for the Next Gourry Gabriev in Morrowind or Amuro Ray in Starfield

    • @oesiusdeus9157
      @oesiusdeus9157 7 місяців тому +1

      As a Gundam fan, please, Amuro in Starfield!

    • @YouaNumbahOneRacist
      @YouaNumbahOneRacist 7 місяців тому +1

      Wild Slayers reference found. I'm one space away from a bingo.

  • @cole6843
    @cole6843 6 місяців тому +15

    The critic is pretty underrated!

    • @chickenvasquez78
      @chickenvasquez78 6 місяців тому

      The #71519 Critic meme needs to be revived for the sake of nostalgia. 😊

  • @mc_zittrer8793
    @mc_zittrer8793 7 місяців тому +25

    I might grab it when they release a Game of the Year edition in a few years. In its current state though, I'm in no rush.

    • @JUDGERAMBO
      @JUDGERAMBO 7 місяців тому +11

      Starfield didn’t get nominated for goty

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 7 місяців тому +8

      @@JUDGERAMBO As long as it wins the Hodd Toward Award of Excellence by the Legitimate Game Company Company, then they can release a goty version.

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 6 місяців тому +4

      I plan on picking up a copy for like 8 bucks in 2029 once the mods are done cooking.
      Though, I have heard that this is the least friendly Bethesda game to mods yet. I have nothing to base this on besides what I've heard

    • @tentaclesmod
      @tentaclesmod 6 місяців тому +2

      Legendary Edition, Ultimate edition, call it whatever you want, in the ends is the version with all the patches and dlc.

  • @BunnyPriestess
    @BunnyPriestess 6 місяців тому +9

    Starfield gives me major "We're going to bendigo morty!" Vibes

  • @pracitus
    @pracitus 7 місяців тому +15

    The cope around this game is unreal...

  • @thebackgroundguy9491
    @thebackgroundguy9491 7 місяців тому +11

    I've never played Starfield so I don't have a stake in the argument, I just like The Critic and this scene is one of my favorites.

  • @undergroundcity1624
    @undergroundcity1624 7 місяців тому +307

    No offence Pence but in my opinion Starfield is overrated we need Elder Scrolls 6 it’s already been too long since a Elder Scroll game

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  7 місяців тому +84

      I agree. I want es6

    • @ULTRAOutdoorsman
      @ULTRAOutdoorsman 7 місяців тому +44

      Damn I dunno how he's gonna recover from that, very offensive

    • @carcerharlson9767
      @carcerharlson9767 7 місяців тому +43

      You want TES VI? How about another re-release of Skyrim instead?

    • @AnonymousAnonposter
      @AnonymousAnonposter 7 місяців тому +48

      Whats the point of getting es6 if the lore and gameplay keep getting worse with each new game?
      Get good devs and good old writers, otherwise will be a disaster.

    • @undergroundcity1624
      @undergroundcity1624 7 місяців тому +7

      @@carcerharlson9767 can’t wait for Skyrim to rerelease on the PS6 in 2028😁😁

  • @TurnAGundam
    @TurnAGundam 7 місяців тому +8

    The only reason I'd ever buy "Starfield" is for the ship creator, I wanna try and make the Valkyrie from "Titan A.E.".

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 6 місяців тому +2

      Me: points in direction of Space Engineers and its much more complex ship building capabilities that has been out for years and is also on at least xbox recently

  • @SlightlyFizzled
    @SlightlyFizzled 6 місяців тому +28

    Starfield feels like an amazing prototype for a game that could have used another year in the oven. The systems are all there and have the potential for fun, but they're so unrefined and shallow that the fun gets cut short into disappointment. Even if they spent another year doing nothing but randomizing their POIs and solving their loading screen issues, we would at least have a solid gameplay loop.

    • @ULTRAOutdoorsman
      @ULTRAOutdoorsman 6 місяців тому

      More like an amazing prototype for a Skyrim mod that would never be completed

    • @Dar-oi3tw
      @Dar-oi3tw 6 місяців тому +1

      That is why those that remain will help it to reach that potential and in a few years the Video Games redemption arch cliché will continue with many returning Starfield players posting both comments and UA-cam videos about the Redemption of Starfield. I mean we just got one for Halo Infinite since that has turned around, why not Starfield in a few years?

    • @zombieranger3410
      @zombieranger3410 6 місяців тому

      “The game only clicked into being fun within the last year of development”

    • @danialshamshuddin
      @danialshamshuddin 6 місяців тому

      That’s what the D.L.C. is for.

  • @Alex_FRD
    @Alex_FRD 7 місяців тому +3

    This and Bethesda going full Naughty Dog "you don't get iiit!!!!!"

  • @sunayocarissime5309
    @sunayocarissime5309 7 місяців тому +31

    Yeah while Starfield has some moments in it, like the UC Vanguard missions, the rest of the game is what I consider to be, "meh." It's not horrible but its not A material either. Its more like an edible ham sandwich and while good in some aspects is kind of boring in others. Reason why I found myself deviating back to Fallout 4 more instead of Starfield. I'll go back eventually, mess around with ship/base building but its not as incredible as that digital addiction that Skyrim was back in 2011.

    • @sp0ckz0mbi3
      @sp0ckz0mbi3 7 місяців тому +2

      I didn't play as the Vanguard cause they seemed pretty fascist.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 7 місяців тому +10

      @@sp0ckz0mbi3 Yeah, we need more wholesome, progressive and relatable quests and factions, like Namira and the Dark Brotherhood.

    • @sunayocarissime5309
      @sunayocarissime5309 7 місяців тому +2

      @@sp0ckz0mbi3 Yeah I can't blame you for that. They do have that vibe but if you want some of the best gear in the game you go Vanguard. Story is pretty crazy to, I won't go into details, trying to keep this spoiler free but it does make you go, "wow! Okay that's pretty messed up!"😲😲

    • @sunayocarissime5309
      @sunayocarissime5309 7 місяців тому

      @@planescaped 🤣🤣🤣

  • @EmeraldFatalis
    @EmeraldFatalis 6 місяців тому +8

    I love The Critic. I'm glad to see someone other than me remembers that show.

  • @riptideanomy1024
    @riptideanomy1024 6 місяців тому +2

    Once you’ve played both fallout 4 and Skyrim you’ve essentially played starfield and any other oncoming releases.

  • @shippoblast
    @shippoblast 6 місяців тому +2

    I didnt get starfield for that vary same reason, I low key was expecting it to be some slop. So i waited to see if my friend who pre-ordered it liked it. I hope they don't mess up TES 6, they prob wont but kinda scared lmao

  • @donseavey3704
    @donseavey3704 6 місяців тому +3

    Everyone wanted this game to be amazing, but now we are just back to looking at games released over 10 years ago

  • @songorkhan
    @songorkhan 7 місяців тому +25

    Bro, your memes somehow pulled me out of my creative block! I really need to thank you for that. And the laughs of course. Keep up the good work man 🤝

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  7 місяців тому +4

      I'm glad to hear I helped in some way

    • @songorkhan
      @songorkhan 7 місяців тому

      @@MyTwoPence 🤜🤛

  • @Wh173c0c0
    @Wh173c0c0 7 місяців тому +11

    My PC is nowhere near strong enough to play Starfield, but my hopes aren't terribly high for it. Skyrim doesn't even really count as an RPG, but everyone treats it like Bethesda's crowning achievement. Because of that, they've released it about 15 times and based their newer games off it (FO4 just feels like Skyrim with guns and nukes). At this point, I really couldn't care less if TES 6 ever releases.
    *Sigh* I think that I'm just going to play Morrowind, Oblivion, or even Daggerfall again.

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  7 місяців тому +1

      Same here! I need to upgrade me pc

    • @Kr0nicDragon
      @Kr0nicDragon 5 місяців тому +1

      Well it’s all running on the same bloated butchered engine so.....yea

  • @DenniselAzul
    @DenniselAzul 7 місяців тому +3

    Juan Carlos is no more the King of Spain, the king now is Felipe the Sixth. Also Juan Carlos doesn't live in Spain, he only comes for a few fays every year.

  • @KennyFrierson
    @KennyFrierson 7 місяців тому +3

    my goodness this is amazing those A.I. rhymes

  • @Thenameless1
    @Thenameless1 6 місяців тому +4

    Damn The Critic fans not starving tonight

  • @MDonuT-of7px
    @MDonuT-of7px 7 місяців тому +5

    Frankly, I was more excited for America Rising 2 than I ever was for Starfield, and I am happy that my hunch was correct.

    • @TrouvatkiDePercusion
      @TrouvatkiDePercusion 6 місяців тому +2

      I've never even heard of the America Rising series, and Yes.jpg. I agree completely.

    • @MDonuT-of7px
      @MDonuT-of7px 6 місяців тому

      @@TrouvatkiDePercusion It's a mod that integrated The Enclave into Fallout 4 as an entire seperate faction which you can complete the main story with. I'm no Enclave fan (I played Fallout 2 and they are brain-dead) but I have never played an evil playthrough of any Fallout game and thought this would be a good idea.

    • @TrouvatkiDePercusion
      @TrouvatkiDePercusion 6 місяців тому +1

      @@MDonuT-of7px Oh no shit, that's actually pretty cool.

    • @TrouvatkiDePercusion
      @TrouvatkiDePercusion 6 місяців тому

      I love the observing what most of the mods are for the majority of the time for their respective games, comparing between real Fallout and Emil Whatsisname's Fallout:
      purpose of the mods for real Fallout:
      fix glitches and/or make it as batshit insane as you possibly can
      purpose of the mods for Emil Whatsisname's Fallout:
      turn it into a different game altogether

    • @MDonuT-of7px
      @MDonuT-of7px 6 місяців тому

      @@TrouvatkiDePercusion Yeah, Toddout is basically "great engine and shooting gallery, but you gotta make up your own story".

  • @HooDooBrown
    @HooDooBrown 7 місяців тому +2

    Using the critic for this, especially this scene.
    Chefs kiss

  • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
    @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 6 місяців тому +3

    My favorite part of this bit is that they made the movie, and he gave it a bad review.
    It's actually one of the best episodes depicting how Hollywood movies end up the way they do.

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 7 місяців тому +1

    Haven't played, but gave a like for the work put into the video.

  • @Sentay0
    @Sentay0 6 місяців тому +3

    It's been a consistent downhill slope since Oblivion simplifying and removing all the quality writing for the sake of "freedom". I hope at the very least that Bethesda realizes they need a new engine.

    • @ULTRAOutdoorsman
      @ULTRAOutdoorsman 6 місяців тому

      They did that because the literal assgrabber Les Moonves told them to knock off the weird Dune stuff and serve up a Disneyland version of the game for the masses

  • @jonathangarcia5279
    @jonathangarcia5279 2 місяці тому

    "Awesome piece of spunk that you want to shoot tonight" 💀

  • @RealPlasmat
    @RealPlasmat 5 місяців тому

    When I played it, I ran into a bug where every time I entered dialogue, they would just stand there for a solid minute, staring lifelessly at me before eventually finally saying their lines.
    I cannot stress enough that this was every time I entered dialogue.
    I'm still waiting for the nexus bug fix mod.

  • @Yacovo
    @Yacovo 6 місяців тому

    Thanks for the video

  • @pollointerestelar7439
    @pollointerestelar7439 6 місяців тому +1

    I think the opinion of Starfield will change when Bethesda releases the creation kit (Like, put all of Skyrim as a planet).

  • @TheShadowForgeStudio
    @TheShadowForgeStudio 7 місяців тому +7

    It sounds to me like Star Field has more in common with Oblivion, I wonder if the mod scene will take off and will be viewed the same way.

    • @ULTRAOutdoorsman
      @ULTRAOutdoorsman 6 місяців тому +3

      No because unlike Oblivion it didn't ship with mod tools and there are more people playing Skyrim at the moment, signaling that no one gives a shit

  • @spg3331
    @spg3331 7 місяців тому +8

    real

  • @NamaGenesis
    @NamaGenesis 7 місяців тому +2

    That was fnaf-ing amazing

  • @PepeSilviaPennypacker
    @PepeSilviaPennypacker 7 місяців тому +2

    Loading screen menu simulator

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 6 місяців тому

      If I wanted to look at a damn menu I'da gone to a restaurant! 😂

  • @scalycoronet5198
    @scalycoronet5198 6 місяців тому +1

    I wanted to like the game so bad. But the fact that in order to travel to another planet, I need to go to my ship, get in my ship, go to space, fly to another planet (if I have the fuel), which means waiting for a timer, a cutscene, a loading screen, a cutscene, being scanned, the loading screen for landing, the cutscene for landing, the loading screen for getting out of my ship, and then I have to run to wherever I want to go. It’s just ridiculous. Sometimes Starfield feels like a point and click adventure game with a bad shooter RPG skin slapped over it.
    Then I got to Neon, excited because I thought it was gonna be this huge sprawling city that the Neon Street Kid perk made it seem like. And it’s a single path with a couple of shops and one faction. I looked at it, and said “hey this is like Cyberpunk but somehow worse.” I booted up Cyberpunk for the first time since launch. The 2.0 update had already dropped, and holy shit was it so much better. And 140 hours of Cyberpunk later, I tried Starfield again! And promptly uninstalled it. The main quest was super uninteresting and I had no reason to go through with it. The quest was basically just “I’m NASA” for a while with no stakes and while I’m sure it gets less shitty at some point, the beginning of it absolutely sucked. The combat was awful, somehow it feels worse than Fallout 4 and 76. Honestly I even preferred the janky combat of 3 and New Vegas, since there’s nostalgia in the jank. The builds suck, the skills feel unimportant, the aliens are bland as fuck, the worlds are all empty, the settlements are fucking tiny, the only cool thing that I ran into was the pirate questline. But once I was a space pirate, I had no enemies to fight anywhere except regular Spacers. The characters felt flat, none of my decisions really mattered, I never felt stakes anywhere.
    The game is as deep as Vasco’s personality.

  • @therealbahamut
    @therealbahamut 6 місяців тому +1

    Some people only hear what they want to hear, I guess...

  • @shadydaemon4178
    @shadydaemon4178 6 місяців тому +1

    I have never played Starfield but I have played Skyrim. And if this is accurate, then I know your pain.

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 6 місяців тому +2

    Bethesdrones gonna drone.

  • @themonsterundermystairs4272
    @themonsterundermystairs4272 6 місяців тому +1

    the skyrim thing does seem to be true, since there are scripts called wordofpower and dragonshout (or maybe just shout?) in the game files. that is the most bethesda thing ever

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 6 місяців тому

      Sounds about right for Bethesda and their... I was going for "spaghetti code" but that would imply there was actual code there NOT from previous games 😂

  • @0NodMan0
    @0NodMan0 7 місяців тому +1

    *_Nice rant vidya, perfectly done._*

  • @Calypso694
    @Calypso694 6 місяців тому +1

    The critic was a great show

  • @JamestheFreak24
    @JamestheFreak24 7 місяців тому +22

    I'm with the starfield critic on this one, not even worth pirating.

  • @Kinuhbud
    @Kinuhbud 5 місяців тому

    lolol why does this not have more views yet?!

  • @KaptifLaDistillerie
    @KaptifLaDistillerie 6 місяців тому

    The end should have been : YOU N'WAH !

  • @IamSickCase
    @IamSickCase 7 місяців тому +1

    Love the critic

  • @AlejandroVargas-cx7gk
    @AlejandroVargas-cx7gk 6 місяців тому

    Meanwhile, (former) King Juan Carlos of Spain when he has to hear Sarah threatening to leave the party for the 11th time due to his shenanigans: *POR QUE NO TE CALLAS?!*

  • @koheletcalaforexclan6508
    @koheletcalaforexclan6508 6 місяців тому +1

    I’m a turtle when it comes to RPGs! First 50 hours were a blast… then the bugs, monotony and simplistic, troping story took effect! 🥶

  • @jase276
    @jase276 5 місяців тому

    Essentially the "Spreading The News" quest

  • @kyero8724
    @kyero8724 6 місяців тому +2

    BRUH STILL MAD ABOUT THE PROUNOUNS! HAHAhaAHwHAhAhA

  • @blazingsonic
    @blazingsonic 6 місяців тому +1

    Wow I was thinking the other day would anyone under 30 would even know what the show The Critic was, let alone Duckman.

  • @SockieTheSockPuppet
    @SockieTheSockPuppet 6 місяців тому +1

    Only one planet? Wow.

  • @bartofii
    @bartofii 5 місяців тому

    Starfield was great for a bit. I enjoyed flying kff to ignore the actual qudst for a bit to test out my ship for a bit and randomly running into a guy calling for help and then turning into a short campaign against raiders....
    But i hate how the melee and stealth options feel amd the building in general felt like it was barely thought ought (pathing between rooms made no sense)

  • @CharliReef
    @CharliReef 10 днів тому

    I wandered the wilderness for 10-15 minutes, found a cave and thought "Oh! Finally! Something!"
    There was nothing in the cave but a quest in which an npc said he would follow me, and then didn't follow me
    I stopped playing after that lol

  • @themonsterundermystairs4272
    @themonsterundermystairs4272 6 місяців тому +1

    the game is fine. not my favourite bethesda game, but it‘s kinda fun. what i dislike most is the repeating points of interest. i have gone through most of them at least twice, because i felt like exploring and not doing quests.
    but i should point out that i had no expectations for the game, so it couldn‘t disappoint me if it wanted to

  • @coleacanth8944
    @coleacanth8944 6 місяців тому

    When a dialogue option or killing an NPC soft-locks your quest progress/changes dialogue outcomes/reveals a different ending: actually an RPG. Starfield appears to be Fallout 4 with a usable Skyrim Easter Egg wearing an outer-space themed trenchoat.

  • @82SSchultz
    @82SSchultz 5 місяців тому

    Playing Starfield makes me feel like Rick Sanchez...none of it matters when you just can hop to another dimension.

  • @shmegma4371
    @shmegma4371 6 місяців тому +2

    I played it on gamepass and after 10 minutes i could tell it was gonna suck and uninstalled it

  • @epicaaron4
    @epicaaron4 6 місяців тому +1

    Finished the pirate quest line and refunded

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 7 місяців тому +1

    It do be like that 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @HUNT736
    @HUNT736 6 місяців тому

    I played for 20 hours and forgot it existed

  • @Nephalem2002
    @Nephalem2002 6 місяців тому

    I would have fathered a edition of Fallout 4 where your woken up by Ralof

  • @axelwulf6220
    @axelwulf6220 7 місяців тому +1

    A studio reusing assets for other games they have published, gee whoda thunk?
    (Level 5 Studios)

  • @ckmishn3664
    @ckmishn3664 7 місяців тому +9

    It stinks!

  • @agent5778
    @agent5778 6 місяців тому +1

    What is the original cartoon?

  • @cylondorado4582
    @cylondorado4582 7 місяців тому +2

    I’ll play it after they fix punching.

    • @ULTRAOutdoorsman
      @ULTRAOutdoorsman 6 місяців тому +1

      So never, judging by Fallout 4

    • @cylondorado4582
      @cylondorado4582 6 місяців тому

      @@ULTRAOutdoorsman I can live with that. Just got Baldur’s Gate 3.

  • @AbrasiousProductions
    @AbrasiousProductions 6 місяців тому

    I don't play games so I have no idea what is going on

  • @RorytheRomulan
    @RorytheRomulan 6 місяців тому +1

    I feel like a prophet right now. Everyone who bought this game did it to themselves.

  • @dragonforks93
    @dragonforks93 6 місяців тому +2

    I never bought Starfield and I want a refund.

  • @getsuryu7227
    @getsuryu7227 6 місяців тому +7

    I haven't played starfield but judging by this video I'll assume that my money is better spent elsewhere.

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 6 місяців тому +3

      Dropping a 100 dollar note down the drain would be a better use of money than Starfield

  • @chaoskiller8956
    @chaoskiller8956 Місяць тому

    Whats the cartoon that your showing?

  • @stoned_kitty
    @stoned_kitty 6 місяців тому

    I'm still waiting for The Elder Scroll - Fimion Legacy

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater 6 місяців тому

    They wanted to replicate the experience of being a NASA astronaut but forgot that landing on an empty rock in real life is more impressive than the equivalent in a videogame.
    TL;DR: real life is boring in a videogame

  • @F0reman371
    @F0reman371 6 місяців тому +9

    I've never been more scared rather than excited for a release than I am for ES6 after playing this dreck....

  • @Darkman9000
    @Darkman9000 7 місяців тому +1

    "More micro transactions- I mean paid updates?"

  • @sipioc
    @sipioc 6 місяців тому

    Suddenly it’s looking pretty good to be a PlayStation player

  • @CboTheSecond
    @CboTheSecond 7 місяців тому +1

    I enjoyed ship building and combat, the faction questlines were okay buy otherwise... yeah, it just wasn't it, a game devoid of choice and consequences withe the perfect premise to showcase major choices and consequences...

  • @itsaMoogle
    @itsaMoogle 7 місяців тому +1

    Ach Ahem!!!!

  • @DovahHouse
    @DovahHouse 7 місяців тому +2

    Starfield is the best game that’s come in a long time

    • @alexiskelley5586
      @alexiskelley5586 6 місяців тому +1

      Imagine living in the same universe that Baldur’s Gate 3 was released in and unironically spouting this drivel.

    • @ULTRAOutdoorsman
      @ULTRAOutdoorsman 6 місяців тому

      @@alexiskelley5586Indeed, or Tears of the Kingdom, or Hogwarts Legacy, or Pizza Tower, or Chants of Sennaar, or any other of a number of games that came out this year and just basically work, have coherent design and you can tell at least one person on each respective development team cared what happened to it.

  • @aaronsharp7641
    @aaronsharp7641 6 місяців тому

    Bethesda's days of innovation seem to be done.

  • @GreatGagsGaming
    @GreatGagsGaming 6 місяців тому

    Starfield _Fan?_ Don't you mean: *_Starfield Dev_*
    lol

  • @ninjacom3
    @ninjacom3 6 місяців тому +5

    Man I knew this game was gonna suck the day they first mentioned it all those years ago. Something just didn't sound right about Bethesda making a game of such questionable scope.

  • @moister3727
    @moister3727 6 місяців тому

    It was ok really

  • @thomas6591
    @thomas6591 6 місяців тому

    Between what Todd tried to sell us and the limitations of what's still the Gamebryo engine, it's a flat "No"
    It's skyrim with a spaceship

  • @elliottbaker201
    @elliottbaker201 6 місяців тому

    Ole Jay Sherman

  • @lockskelington314
    @lockskelington314 6 місяців тому

    I could forgive a lot of things and overlook things left out or that don't work correctly. But my nail in the Coffin was that Homes that you spend over 10k for them not to be furnished and NOT have unlimited storage space!
    Whats the Point of having a home base if you can't dump everything off. I'd gladly give up base building if it meant furnished homes.

  • @renevil2105
    @renevil2105 6 місяців тому

    Same reaction i had to skyrim when it released for the first time. Everyone hype it up and it was trash.

  • @cordingdesert9566
    @cordingdesert9566 6 місяців тому +2

    My greatest fear is Elder Scrolls 6 will be just as mediocre as starfield.