The full duration of Tucker Interviewing Dagoth ur

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  • Опубліковано 18 лют 2024
  • The full video, as requested!
    #memes #morrowind #skyrim
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  • @MyTwoPence
    @MyTwoPence  4 місяці тому +2065

    Hey all! I was going to make this 2 hour mark like the original, but i thought it was relevant for Dagoth to cover the lore relevant to him.
    So he covers the Dwemer, The Tribunal, Battle of Red Mountain and the Nerevar prophecy.
    But I hope you all enjoy it!
    I always wanted to make a long shit post..and ive done it! ❤

    • @BrofessorDG
      @BrofessorDG 4 місяці тому +16

      Which tool did you use to clone the voice of Dagoth Ur?

    • @ViktorReznov1945
      @ViktorReznov1945 4 місяці тому +5

      Ily

    • @josiahtasich6073
      @josiahtasich6073 4 місяці тому +6

      Thank you!

    • @god_slayer-restart
      @god_slayer-restart 4 місяці тому +19

      make it with Palpatine's story, it will be real classic

    • @Ondemas
      @Ondemas 4 місяці тому +25

      Oh my god, you're an absolute icon. What a grand and intoxicating shitpost. 💜

  • @trevalyan006
    @trevalyan006 4 місяці тому +2926

    Remember: if Bethesda strikes this, it becomes canon.

    • @GottkaiserFhqwhgod
      @GottkaiserFhqwhgod 4 місяці тому +139

      Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can imagine.

    • @lloydgush
      @lloydgush 4 місяці тому +64

      It's already cannon. Everything is cannon, and nothing is. Literally happening during a dragonbreak.
      Someone should mod this.

    • @roaringthunder8069
      @roaringthunder8069 4 місяці тому +26

      ​@@lloydgushcanon. Canon. Canon. Canon. canon. Canon.
      Cannons are a god damn large scale firearm.

    • @mythosinfinite6736
      @mythosinfinite6736 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@roaringthunder8069
      thank you for saying it

    • @Sniblet
      @Sniblet 4 місяці тому +2

      What if FOX strikes it

  • @energyfitness5116
    @energyfitness5116 4 місяці тому +5433

    "I alone, saved Bethesda from bankruptcy." - Dagoth Ur

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  4 місяці тому +510

    • @Jedimasta21
      @Jedimasta21 4 місяці тому +137

      ​@@MyTwoPenceyooooo that Dagoth Emoji

    • @Ardeus
      @Ardeus 4 місяці тому +41

      He did.

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm 4 місяці тому +4

      😃😃😃

    • @williamfrank962
      @williamfrank962 4 місяці тому +28

      Isn’t that a fact that Bethesda themselves openly admit? I think Todd said so himself basically saying the whole company put everything in it similar to what Disney did with Snow White. I think that’s probably why it was as good as it is. Basically in order for it to be good one cannot play it safe.

  • @ChadBatman
    @ChadBatman 4 місяці тому +1575

    Tucker: This interview was recorded in the third era.
    Dagoth: So anyway, in the fourth era...

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  4 місяці тому +181

      I know 😅 but the Dwaf lore is some of the best lore in the game.

    • @Ardeus
      @Ardeus 4 місяці тому +117

      You can't comprehend dagoth ur you mere mortal 😂

    • @justsomeonepassingby3838
      @justsomeonepassingby3838 4 місяці тому +52

      The sharmat dreams of the world

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 4 місяці тому +62

      He is The Sleeper Awakened, he achieved the CHIM and stays beyond any terms and restrictions of time

    • @r-saint
      @r-saint 4 місяці тому +8

      @@ImPedofinderGeneral not untrue

  • @theprofessional155
    @theprofessional155 4 місяці тому +2368

    I want to see him interview General Tullius on his illegal occupation of Skyrim.

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  4 місяці тому +190

      The professional has commented on my video?! It's an honor to see you in these parts.

    • @theprofessional155
      @theprofessional155 4 місяці тому +103

      @@MyTwoPence hey bro what’s up . Your editing is amazing

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  4 місяці тому +87

      Thank you kindly Professional! Love your gta analysis videos and playthroughs

    • @Kazillion-Jillionaire
      @Kazillion-Jillionaire 4 місяці тому +11

      ​@@theprofessional155didn't know that you also liked Morrowind

    • @TheRealSindri
      @TheRealSindri 4 місяці тому +44

      ​@@MyTwoPenceNow kiss

  • @TheSaltedSalmon
    @TheSaltedSalmon 4 місяці тому +4733

    This is next level shitposting, I love it

    • @Beta_Mixes
      @Beta_Mixes 4 місяці тому +121

      More like godposting at this point lmao

    • @gtaxmods
      @gtaxmods 4 місяці тому +37

      @@Beta_Mixes How sweet it is to be a God.

    • @Floris_VI
      @Floris_VI 4 місяці тому +13

      It goes hard

    • @Justdont693
      @Justdont693 3 місяці тому +1

      This is an hour long…. Next level indeed hahaha

    • @Exscusemylag8966
      @Exscusemylag8966 3 місяці тому +4

      This is one of the greatest shitposts I've ever seen

  • @sumfgg0tt678
    @sumfgg0tt678 4 місяці тому +4895

    This isn’t a meme, this is basically the story of Elder Scrolls

    • @derlich09
      @derlich09 4 місяці тому +139

      The absolute madman, he did it!!

    • @P4RK3R1Z3D
      @P4RK3R1Z3D 4 місяці тому +149

      That's the joke lol it's essentially what Putin did for the first half of the interview

    • @subcitizen2012
      @subcitizen2012 4 місяці тому +41

      Lore is the meme.

    • @johnlastname8752
      @johnlastname8752 4 місяці тому +48

      When you realise that the core gameplay of every single TES game is Tucker interviewing people.

    • @m3c4nyku43
      @m3c4nyku43 4 місяці тому +69

      It's a 30 seconds short overview. The mongrol dogs of the Empire will tell you that it's propaganda, or that it's wrong, but everything he said is historically accurate.

  • @ineedscissors6176
    @ineedscissors6176 4 місяці тому +191

    The cuts of Tucker listening to this with the confused dog face is brilliant

  • @jodrizzly1766
    @jodrizzly1766 4 місяці тому +103

    This is so gold but so niche that I have no one I could send it to who would even slightly understand.

    • @MSW3rd
      @MSW3rd 3 місяці тому +10

      That's what the rest of us are here for 😂

    • @headkraber
      @headkraber 3 місяці тому +11

      Dude same! I've sent it to my shitpostied friends and no one replied, I have nothing

    • @noone12748
      @noone12748 2 місяці тому +2

      If only we could be friends

    • @irora1902
      @irora1902 2 місяці тому +1

      Got same feeling right now

  • @TheKotor2309
    @TheKotor2309 4 місяці тому +3337

    For a mongrel dog of the empire, Tucker surprisingly honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned with his desire to learn the true history of the current era; despite his *clear ties* to the Thalmor.

    • @vivecald-vehk6978
      @vivecald-vehk6978 4 місяці тому +79

      Taking the good with the bad

    • @alextrebek5237
      @alextrebek5237 4 місяці тому +78

      He despises the practice of sending blood tribute to the Thalmor and the Nords.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 4 місяці тому +19

      Thalmor, both them))) and those guys ("🙋‍♂️") at the same time.

    • @alextrebek5237
      @alextrebek5237 4 місяці тому

      @@hannibalburgers477 autistic sign language aside, ive no idea what youre talking about

    • @alextrebek5237
      @alextrebek5237 4 місяці тому +31

      @@hannibalburgers477 no, cease the austistic sign language. Literally the Thalmor and the Nords (Ulfric specifically). Have you even played Oblivion before?

  • @Triumph633
    @Triumph633 4 місяці тому +1641

    Tucker: "Hello"
    Dagoth: "Why have you come unprepared?"

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 4 місяці тому +47

      _"A pity we cannot trust one another as allies..."_

    • @JosephLachh
      @JosephLachh 4 місяці тому +7

      ⁠​⁠@@unbearifiedbear1885the next words that came to my mind were “they are of great use to me, but I digress. Who knew the MDT was capable of time travel?” Edward Richtofen

    • @chrissheppo
      @chrissheppo 4 місяці тому +7

      "Sexy music starts playing"

    • @JosephLachh
      @JosephLachh 4 місяці тому +5

      @@chrissheppo Is Dagoth a being who has sexual stuff in the lore or something? This is the second reference to Dagoth and sex that I've heard.

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 4 місяці тому +5

      @@JosephLachhHe might have had a thing with Nerevar. More loyal than ALMSIVI

  • @odoherty9434
    @odoherty9434 2 місяці тому +51

    Sometimes the old internet crawls out of the basement and produces gold.

  • @baconbenjidestroyer
    @baconbenjidestroyer 4 місяці тому +137

    Unironically about to listen to this whole thing. You're a legend for making this.

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  4 місяці тому +31

      Thank you very much. I hope you enjoyed it ❤️

  • @DPRSashatown
    @DPRSashatown 4 місяці тому +1837

    We need a video of Tucker walking through the imperial city marketplace and being astounded that they sell bread and skooma for very little coin.

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  4 місяці тому +252

      I may add it to my list

    • @sergeantmajor_gross
      @sergeantmajor_gross 4 місяці тому +4

      @@MyTwoPenceyes!

    • @Redslayer86
      @Redslayer86 4 місяці тому +23

      ​@@MyTwoPenceSubbed just because I await the arrival of Tucker in the imperial city.

    • @j0nnyism
      @j0nnyism 4 місяці тому +38

      Yea and the fact there’s no male Khajiit in fishnet stockings

    • @TehSeksyManz
      @TehSeksyManz 4 місяці тому

      ​@@j0nnyismYep, no freedom over there

  • @GreasyGoose
    @GreasyGoose 4 місяці тому +709

    This is the interview that the false gods DONT want you to see

    • @hadriusreznor3247
      @hadriusreznor3247 4 місяці тому +50

      😂😂😂only Azura knows

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  4 місяці тому +139

      Watch before the temple shuts it down

    • @terrymortal5517
      @terrymortal5517 4 місяці тому +18

      You may blame the temple but the high elves have had a much larger impact on speech

    • @toddfromwork8931
      @toddfromwork8931 3 місяці тому +3

      @@terrymortal5517 Almost every high priest is either an Altmer or has an Altmer behind him funding his preaching

    • @maxpinchuk5245
      @maxpinchuk5245 3 місяці тому +1

      This comment is too real

  • @Derelictions
    @Derelictions 4 місяці тому +131

    Tucker really getting the craziest interviews

    • @rq4740
      @rq4740 3 місяці тому

      The deep state doesn’t want you to hear these words straight from Dagoth himself

  • @dominicweaver2901
    @dominicweaver2901 3 місяці тому +50

    The Tucker carlson AI voice is insanely good

    • @johanmikkael6903
      @johanmikkael6903 2 місяці тому +6

      Make sense, that AI have many sources to learn from the voices of Tucker more than Dagoth's since obviously, Tucker has a lot of recordings of his voice.

  • @geralt7144
    @geralt7144 4 місяці тому +1054

    Never interrupt a god. What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 4 місяці тому +1380

    So this is what Tucker Carlson did after being fired by the Black Horse Courier...

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  4 місяці тому +302

      He tried to have this interview for a while, but the Temple stopped him.

    • @Zachariahnavarro15
      @Zachariahnavarro15 4 місяці тому +44

      @@MyTwoPenceLMFAO bro I love you

    • @lloydgush
      @lloydgush 4 місяці тому

      (((Black horse courier)))

    • @GrimsBar
      @GrimsBar 4 місяці тому +8

      😂 ​@@MyTwoPence

    • @RutherfordTim78
      @RutherfordTim78 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @khalee95
    @khalee95 4 місяці тому +54

    Thalmor interview with Tucker would be a great opportunity for man to get an insight into their thoughts.

    • @dentkort2046
      @dentkort2046 3 місяці тому +11

      Perfect for a Netanyahu interview

  • @Djch3Y
    @Djch3Y 4 місяці тому +28

    Interview General Tullius about his three day special military operation in Skyrim.

  • @Gnostic88
    @Gnostic88 4 місяці тому +2132

    The fucking madman did it. I can't believe it. An hour long interview with the mad god of red mountain. Tucker has some dwemer brass ones I'll tell you.

    • @steventrotter4958
      @steventrotter4958 4 місяці тому +76

      Is he really a "Mad God" though? His arguments seem like they come from a reasonable place, and if you listen to his justifications it wasn't a light decision to unleash the blight. If you can't see this you've probably been listening to too much INN

    • @aintnomeaning
      @aintnomeaning 4 місяці тому +8

      Must be all the ball tanning!

    • @Gnostic88
      @Gnostic88 4 місяці тому +54

      @@steventrotter4958 I have family in Vaardenfell. I don't need to listen to INN to know the Blight is bad. >:I
      I saw my aunt in Balmora a few months ago, and I couldn't even have a conversation with her cause she kept talking about how her chairs wont be quiet, and she kept stacking them in weird ways.
      Then her face fell off and I left.

    • @undeadwerewolves9463
      @undeadwerewolves9463 4 місяці тому +1

      No way he did it haha

    • @lloydgush
      @lloydgush 4 місяці тому +1

      You know he shopped at red mountain?

  • @Cheesblenders4all
    @Cheesblenders4all 4 місяці тому +635

    Tucker: *asks about the blight* Dagoth Ur: *starts talking about the beginninng of all creation*

    • @Vifnis
      @Vifnis 4 місяці тому +24

      bro I feel like I just listened to the Bible as an audiobook

    • @EvilHomer101
      @EvilHomer101 4 місяці тому

      ​@user-rk8pn4xk6j parts of it sure.

    • @jacksonconstantine5740
      @jacksonconstantine5740 3 місяці тому +3

      @user-rk8pn4xk6jthe Bible is only boring if you take it literally. Take it as a set of fables or an epic poem and it’s actually a very good read.

    • @IvanVKlik
      @IvanVKlik 2 місяці тому

      @user-rk8pn4xk6j you sound like a pseud whose attention span failed him early into reading it and went back to doomscrolling tiktok lmao

    • @jadenwilliams4807
      @jadenwilliams4807 2 місяці тому

      ​@@jacksonconstantine5740Based

  • @R-Sick
    @R-Sick 4 місяці тому +69

    Should have asked Dagoth Ur about his involvement in annexation of Solstheim and the special military operation in Skyrim

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 2 місяці тому +1

      Special military operation in skyrim is a question for Tullius

  • @svensorensen7693
    @svensorensen7693 4 місяці тому +343

    I like how Dagoth gives 5 different sometimes contradictory accounts of the same event which he was there for.
    Just like Vivec does.

    • @LlywelynapGruffudd-oy5ge
      @LlywelynapGruffudd-oy5ge 4 місяці тому +24

      Ramaswamy?

    • @DavisonVoices
      @DavisonVoices 3 місяці тому +32

      @@LlywelynapGruffudd-oy5geOh my god guys we figured it out
      Vivek Ramaswamy is really Vivec of the tribunal
      Incredible

    • @user-we3ec4lu1t
      @user-we3ec4lu1t 3 місяці тому +2

      Maybe they all happened and are true. Us mere mortals will never know, only the Gods.

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 3 місяці тому +2

      Dragon-break time-screwery?

    • @filterexel8018
      @filterexel8018 3 місяці тому +5

      Dragon Breaks: Not even once.

  • @spartacus778
    @spartacus778 4 місяці тому +964

    this is the best Elder Scrolls content to be released in over a decade. Take a bow, N'wah

    • @FraldinhoBJJ
      @FraldinhoBJJ 4 місяці тому +2

      Please , I don’t wish to catch whatever it is that you have

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 4 місяці тому +11

      @@FraldinhoBJJ thats how you honor the Sixt House and the Tribe Unmourned ?!

  • @jacoporegini8841
    @jacoporegini8841 4 місяці тому +543

    "Not a single Cyrodiilian journalist has bothered to interview the Awakened Lord of the Sixth House: Dagoth Ur."

  • @TimOSO2049
    @TimOSO2049 4 місяці тому +8

    Dagoth came off as very strong, confident, and trustworthy. I believe he was right to spread the blight.

  • @yurin516
    @yurin516 3 місяці тому +12

    "Don't worry, outlander, I won't get political tonight"
    > One bottle of flin later
    - In 1E700 Kagrenac's...

  • @MikyleY
    @MikyleY 4 місяці тому +466

    "30 seconds to 1 minute of your time"
    ~ Dagoth Ur, circa 3E 427

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 4 місяці тому +29

      He used his godlike powers and sheer knowledge of tonal architecture to warp the time into spirals with lenght of exatly 1 minute

    • @Max_Mustermann
      @Max_Mustermann 3 місяці тому +4

      Honestly, Tucker would probably side with Dagoth Ur in real life.

    • @windowsxp1
      @windowsxp1 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Max_Mustermann ratio bozo

    • @Max_Mustermann
      @Max_Mustermann 2 місяці тому

      @@windowsxp1 ?

    • @windowsxp1
      @windowsxp1 2 місяці тому

      @@Max_Mustermann madlibs

  • @josegonzalez-ii3vt
    @josegonzalez-ii3vt 4 місяці тому +855

    Here we got Dagoth Ur being perfectly capable of coherently speaking for a entire hour about events spamming 5 eras of history, including meretic and events taking place at the fourth era 200 years in the future; meanwhile the mongrel dogs of the empire are lead by a senile Uriel Septim confusing Valenwood Silvenar with Elswyr Maine

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 4 місяці тому +206

      He allows entire caravans of Argonians to enter the empire, with no customs procedures! How are we supposed to know their class?

    • @hadriusreznor3247
      @hadriusreznor3247 4 місяці тому +109

      @@CrizzyEyesdon’t forget the kahjiit and their skooma!!!

    • @cdrom1070
      @cdrom1070 4 місяці тому +11

      coherently lying*

    • @user-nn2qb6qt2n
      @user-nn2qb6qt2n 4 місяці тому +43

      ​@@hadriusreznor3247 yea sure, keep spreading thalmor lies

    • @josegonzalez-ii3vt
      @josegonzalez-ii3vt 4 місяці тому

      @@cdrom1070 Cry about it imperial hohol

  • @cliffhamilton2857
    @cliffhamilton2857 4 місяці тому +20

    After watching the original interview im already in tears 3 minutes in. "This will only take 30 seconds to a minute"

  • @lugongzang4439
    @lugongzang4439 3 місяці тому +10

    Zoomers don't know but this is actually what the end fight in Morrowind is like

  • @doderx
    @doderx 4 місяці тому +381

    "Who blew up the College of Winterhold?"
    "You did outlander"

  • @wellplayed6061
    @wellplayed6061 4 місяці тому +540

    Holy shit, this man truly honors the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.

    • @dreadnaughtvcn6932
      @dreadnaughtvcn6932 4 місяці тому +51

      I'm glad Tucker came to him openly and not by stealth.

  • @KodaMink
    @KodaMink 4 місяці тому +24

    If the world ever collapses and we get thrown back into the dark ages, I will tell my dumpster village this interview was in fact a very real piece of history.

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 2 місяці тому

      Bro if you become wize old man of post apocalyptic tribe there will be so many bullshit story to tell form videogames and movie

  • @Dosko
    @Dosko 4 місяці тому +213

    The saddest thing about this is that the same studio responsible for all of this rich, intriguing, and awesome lore is also the same studio responsible for Starfield..

    • @zebfischer6088
      @zebfischer6088 4 місяці тому +67

      Buckle up for elderscrolls 6, going to be a woke mess of lore betrayal.

    • @allewis4008
      @allewis4008 4 місяці тому +35

      ​@@zebfischer6088 The Sixth Elder Scrolls and the players unmourned

    • @maxofthetitans
      @maxofthetitans 4 місяці тому +14

      @@zebfischer6088I have lost hope with Bethesda nowadays

    • @speckijunkie1173
      @speckijunkie1173 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@maxofthetitans i still have hope that old bethesda is still not truly dead

    • @terrymortal5517
      @terrymortal5517 4 місяці тому +32

      ​@@speckijunkie1173then you are a fool. Put your faith in talos not a high elf shell company

  • @Marchel92
    @Marchel92 4 місяці тому +792

    An hour long Dagoth Ur interview? is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?

    • @TheNN
      @TheNN 4 місяці тому +84

      Actually: Yes, it is.

    • @ryuno2097
      @ryuno2097 4 місяці тому +5

      watch the video while you're working. problem solved.

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 4 місяці тому +48

      @@ryuno2097 you should watch it intensively and take notes, pause and google the subjects and read up on them. then perhaps bow a couple times towards red mountain and return to the video.

    • @pharaohsmagician8329
      @pharaohsmagician8329 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@JackPorteryes exactly

    • @DinggisKhaaniMagtaal
      @DinggisKhaaniMagtaal 4 місяці тому +24

      @@ryuno2097 Only a farm tool or a busybody n’wah would be so pressed to their labor to not dedicate their full attention to this sermon

  • @GlennHope
    @GlennHope 4 місяці тому +400

    "...with the backing of the Blades, of course. The organisation you wanted to join back in the day, as I understand. Maybe we should thank Akatosh they didn’t let you in."

  • @trevordillon1921
    @trevordillon1921 Місяць тому +9

    Ah. A perfect backdrop for manually installing 1600 mods one by one.

  • @MeliorIlle
    @MeliorIlle 4 місяці тому +7

    Panning to Tucker intensely staring while Dagoth gives a historical account is amazing.

  • @apooapuu7405
    @apooapuu7405 4 місяці тому +767

    this is canon btw

  • @sterlingtolman
    @sterlingtolman 4 місяці тому +277

    “If you let me get to the reason why, I will explain.”
    Lmao

  • @chekhovslasergun9175
    @chekhovslasergun9175 4 місяці тому +17

    I really love how thid follows thr structure and questions of the actual interview. Truly amazing

  • @keontaewilliams5197
    @keontaewilliams5197 4 місяці тому +13

    An hour long meme is absolutely insane lol

  • @thewarsix8219
    @thewarsix8219 4 місяці тому +548

    This fucking madman did it lmfao

  • @sterlingtolman
    @sterlingtolman 4 місяці тому +291

    “I would like to share a brief 30 second to 1 minute long historical refresher”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I’m tellin you bro, I havent laughed this hard in months

    • @WarlordM
      @WarlordM 3 місяці тому +14

      The funniest things is this is what Putin did too.

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey 2 місяці тому

      based!

    • @coffin7904
      @coffin7904 2 місяці тому

      Barely what he said

  • @Redslayer86
    @Redslayer86 4 місяці тому +14

    I love the attention to detail, showing the back of Dagoths head when looking at Tucker.
    Truly, you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.

  • @fvlse_
    @fvlse_ 3 місяці тому +15

    I’m speechless. Not only did you make this, but you kept it relevant to the actual interview 💀

  • @naminami4622
    @naminami4622 4 місяці тому +285

    Tucker actually thought this was going to be a minute or so historical account of what happened? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

    • @lloydgush
      @lloydgush 4 місяці тому

      ((He)) though he was going to make millions of drakes.

    • @wintergreen2.073
      @wintergreen2.073 4 місяці тому +9

      His facial expressions when Putin goes on and on is comedy gold

  • @1ofWesternkind
    @1ofWesternkind 4 місяці тому +313

    You showed great commitment and diligence in creating such a lengthy and elaborate shitpoast - what a grand and intoxicating innocence - here, have a few septims and get yourself some Surilie Brothers Vintage 399.

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  4 місяці тому +48

      Thank you very much kind sera It was an hour to make the longest shit post I could make

  • @user-tj8ri8te1r
    @user-tj8ri8te1r 4 місяці тому +14

    Буду включать это каждый день перед сном.

  • @ronnychristenjoyer6778
    @ronnychristenjoyer6778 3 місяці тому +5

    I make the same face Tucker makes as I get stuck reading up on Morrowind lore with 20 tabs open and the game running in the background

  • @allewis4008
    @allewis4008 4 місяці тому +313

    "I'm a god, how can you agenda bias a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! Come to me openly and not by yellow journalism!"

  • @TheWeebinar
    @TheWeebinar 4 місяці тому +562

    You are an absolute madman for this. No one will ever be able to question your dedication after this one. Bless you for the work and time you take to make these works of art masquerading as parodies.

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  4 місяці тому +83

      Thank you very much ❤️ love the series and glad to fans across the globe like the dumb memes I make

    • @patricksoares6253
      @patricksoares6253 4 місяці тому +9

      @@MyTwoPence man that's so impressive

    • @Super_Kramer
      @Super_Kramer 4 місяці тому +3

      this is next level shit posting and I love it

  • @ChimpFromSpace
    @ChimpFromSpace 3 місяці тому +4

    The hand gestures crack me up for some reason!

  • @Feyraligatr
    @Feyraligatr 4 місяці тому +4

    Every time I again became aware of the Morrowind soundtrack gently but proudly accompanying in the background I apotheosized anew.
    Sleepers awake!

  • @DamplyDoo
    @DamplyDoo 4 місяці тому +444

    This is literally new age art
    You could put this video on display at the Met, on loop. I would pay for tickets

    • @sepachortels6366
      @sepachortels6366 4 місяці тому +1

      Ighh

    • @pharaohsmagician8329
      @pharaohsmagician8329 4 місяці тому +13

      Literally AI is so amazing! When this kind of stuff gets into mods or let's people make their own videogames easily it'll be so amazing! I'm very excited for the near future 🔥🔥🔥

    • @DEVS_VLTIMA
      @DEVS_VLTIMA 3 місяці тому

      @@pharaohsmagician8329be prepared to be very disappointed

    • @victorvick1076
      @victorvick1076 3 місяці тому

      High art type shit

  • @mr.c1913
    @mr.c1913 4 місяці тому +179

    This meme has accidentally become one of the best elder scrolls lore videos.

  • @carterprince8497
    @carterprince8497 4 місяці тому +15

    the constant Live Tucker Reaction is amazing

  • @leroyjenkinson4866
    @leroyjenkinson4866 3 місяці тому +16

    The context was necessary to understand the answer. If he had gone straight to "The blight was a measure, one of many, that I've put in place to minimize the odds of the Nerevarine prophecy coming true." it would've necessitated further questions such that the entire story would've ended up being told anyway but instead of one neatly ordered and easy to follow recounting of the relevant events, you'd have multiple chunks of difficult to piece together lore tidbits presented over the course of not one but many, many hours. This interview, just like the original, gives us a good insight into the thought process of the interviewee; whether we agree with their interpretation of the events, or the conclusions they've come to, or the measures they've implemented is for us to decide. Dagoth Ur's goal here wasn't to convince you to join his cause, or to feel sympathy for him. He merely wanted to present his side of the story and it's great that Tucker afforded him that opportunity.

  • @ZakeandZach
    @ZakeandZach 4 місяці тому +254

    I am honoring the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  4 місяці тому +57

      Thank you kindly sera

  • @RonBurgundyNews1974
    @RonBurgundyNews1974 4 місяці тому +159

    29:16
    “You see Mr. Tucker, if you let me get to the reason why, I will explain” *continues to ramble on for another 5 minutes*

    • @WatermeloniusXVI
      @WatermeloniusXVI 4 місяці тому +4

      1He does eventually get to the point tho!

    • @Redslayer86
      @Redslayer86 4 місяці тому +12

      Its just like the real interview this is based on lol

    • @cliffhamilton2857
      @cliffhamilton2857 4 місяці тому +19

      ​@@Redslayer86it's almost identical to the original Putin interview, insanity

    • @jasahdstewart
      @jasahdstewart 4 місяці тому +1

      Wow… i figured to myself “if this guy is really going this hard, i wonder if he has an interruption around 30 mins like in the original interview when Putin tells Tucker to let him explain himself some more instead of interrupting…” Lo and behold, it happens around the same spot in this video as the original 😂

    • @allewis4008
      @allewis4008 3 місяці тому +1

      While the Morrowind music proudly toodles away 🎶

  • @awalkingdude3291
    @awalkingdude3291 4 місяці тому +3

    got me at "anyhoo"

  • @kanrakucheese
    @kanrakucheese 4 місяці тому +24

    Someone needs to (IRL) ask Vivek Ramaswamy what happened to Nerevar and the tools of Kagrenac after the Battle of Red Mountain. (Seriously: I want to see him asked a question he couldn't possibly be prepared for)

  • @pabloaragon3303
    @pabloaragon3303 4 місяці тому +123

    This is autism of the highest order, and i love it

  • @olorinever-young4685
    @olorinever-young4685 4 місяці тому +148

    Unironically the best Elder Scrolls lore video I've seen, and a true example of just how bleeding epic the game's lore is.

  • @kylecrane5751
    @kylecrane5751 4 місяці тому +1

    Dagoth Ur and Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa was a crossover lore sesh the world never knew it needed.

  • @sparta-lf4lv
    @sparta-lf4lv 4 місяці тому +12

    I always read the elder scrolls lore on the internet but i absolutely enjoy dagoth ur telling us lore we never even heard of.I'm listening to this for the fifth time😅

    • @totorosghost
      @totorosghost 4 місяці тому +1

      Oh good. So DU is talking about more than just what is in-game dialogue and texts?

    • @sparta-lf4lv
      @sparta-lf4lv 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@totorosghosti like the in game text more 😂

    • @totorosghost
      @totorosghost 4 місяці тому +1

      @@sparta-lf4lv So DU spent most of this telling us ''lore we never heard of''? Making shiz up? Fifth time? You must really enjoy this interview.

    • @sparta-lf4lv
      @sparta-lf4lv 3 місяці тому +1

      @@totorosghost parts of it is true but the made up parts are just really enjoyable

    • @totorosghost
      @totorosghost 3 місяці тому +1

      @@sparta-lf4lv Thanks. Can you point out a moment or two that really stood out for you? I would really appreciate a response. The lore is so deep and far reaching it's hard to keep track. I haven't played this game in a long time.

  • @mjb6446
    @mjb6446 4 місяці тому +163

    What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

    • @elysien12
      @elysien12 3 місяці тому

      Why is this channel attracting bots?

  • @quiteindeed6809
    @quiteindeed6809 4 місяці тому +89

    How can you censor a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

  • @insertoyouroemail
    @insertoyouroemail 4 місяці тому +7

    This is the biggest meme format I've ever seen. We've truly grown up to be patient adults, haven't we?

  • @Ostenjager
    @Ostenjager 4 місяці тому +5

    “This was written for beings like you.” 😂😂😂

  • @jeramysamarawickrama7633
    @jeramysamarawickrama7633 4 місяці тому +76

    I swear we are gonna confuse the shit out of future historians with these 😂😂

    • @chequereturned
      @chequereturned 3 місяці тому +8

      Future historians are probably going to be *more* used to assuming videos are likely AI, and our AI will be clumsy by comparison and thus look more obvious… his mouth movements don’t match, for example.

  • @coldbastard6859
    @coldbastard6859 4 місяці тому +150

    A full f*cking interview 🤣
    |Pence, you're a mad lad and an absolute Morrowind unit, never change!

  • @bronyhub
    @bronyhub 4 місяці тому +8

    When it circles around and becomes art again.

  • @glintytear
    @glintytear 4 місяці тому +6

    Aster watching Tucker's entire interview, this is exactly what I needed!! HAHAHA
    One of the best parodies of all times, mate

  • @ZakeandZach
    @ZakeandZach 4 місяці тому +133

    GOD TIER. YOU TRULY HONOR THE SIX HOUSE AND THE TRIBE UNMOURNED. YOU BOW TO NO ONE

    • @clementbianchini8651
      @clementbianchini8651 4 місяці тому +3

      Yes, Vladur Dagthin is a really good Tamrielic historian

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 2 місяці тому

      @@clementbianchini8651 He saw with his own eyes how false gods deceived and dis-sect membered his friend and teacher Soviet Univarine to un-mantel him and prevent his incarnation.Of course he is a good historian. He is the excellent one

  • @Gnostic88
    @Gnostic88 4 місяці тому +79

    14:32 is when Tucker dares to question Lord Dagoth.

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  4 місяці тому +27

      I know! He's lucky to be alive

  • @eddieford9373
    @eddieford9373 3 місяці тому +13

    Well I guess this is what your career is now.
    Let's do Tucker interviews with everyone.

  • @thestrange3791
    @thestrange3791 3 місяці тому +6

    This is the kind of content for which the elders made youtubur, brb gonna watch the whole thing

  • @AssHandler
    @AssHandler 4 місяці тому +106

    I will make it my life's mission to ensure that this is remembered as the actual interview by historians 500+ years from now.

  • @matthewrileymcleanwilkinson
    @matthewrileymcleanwilkinson 4 місяці тому +147

    I am in awe that you did an entire hour interview with Dagoth Ur. Lol, and I'm eternally grateful to Azura that I have plenty of sujamma left over in my fridge to get through this interview fully inebriated.

  • @Antarez666
    @Antarez666 4 місяці тому +7

    we're living in the renaissance of shit posting

  • @Alysana2604
    @Alysana2604 4 місяці тому +14

    As a ukrainian elder scrolls enthusiast, this is absolutely beautiful. You have no idea how much I appreciate all the work that went into this. Honestly, a piece of art that should be taught in schools.

    • @terrymortal5517
      @terrymortal5517 4 місяці тому

      Why do you let altmeri elves control your government?

  • @threemeters1425
    @threemeters1425 4 місяці тому +148

    this the greatest dagothpost ever

  • @HiuchiKiyoko
    @HiuchiKiyoko 4 місяці тому +82

    I hope Michael Kirkbride finds this. His work is still giving us so much joy to this day.

  • @Myndrr
    @Myndrr 4 місяці тому +9

    This is incredibly well-written. What a high-effort video

  • @deviricx983
    @deviricx983 4 місяці тому +6

    The idea of Tucker interviewing all of the Tribunal is actually fascinating. I fully support the study of the lore.

  • @archiethedog4515
    @archiethedog4515 4 місяці тому +79

    It would have been cool if Dagoth mentioned that Tucker tried signing up to be a Telvanni Spy.

    • @cliffhamilton2857
      @cliffhamilton2857 4 місяці тому +3

      Yeah I was waiting for the reference too.

    • @archiethedog4515
      @archiethedog4515 4 місяці тому +18

      @@cliffhamilton2857 Thinking a little more on this, the Blades is more equivalent to the CIA than the Telvanni.

    • @blockyorbits2376
      @blockyorbits2376 3 місяці тому +2

      "Tried"
      >implying

  • @thehorse6770
    @thehorse6770 4 місяці тому +119

    This is beyond brilliant. We need Tucker shopping in Khuul next. So that he'd go through the Ghostfence's buttons with "you put your 10-gold coin here..."

    • @xiriusthesoulwatcher3955
      @xiriusthesoulwatcher3955 4 місяці тому +11

      10 drakes*

    • @thehorse6770
      @thehorse6770 4 місяці тому +5

      @@xiriusthesoulwatcher3955 Yes. ... "terrible place from what I've heard. but there is a boat from Khuul, if you really need to go"

  • @sfwcommenting
    @sfwcommenting 4 місяці тому +23

    It just occurred to me that Dagoth's, and Putin's, interview tactic is the exact same as that "THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO" mohawk robot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

  • @wrongwayup8217
    @wrongwayup8217 2 місяці тому +4

    I am so proud to be among the group of people that enjoy this. This is some obscure shit to the regular people around us hahaha!

  • @Greyhare974
    @Greyhare974 4 місяці тому +134

    this is the most based video I've seen in 10 years

    • @KangMinseok
      @KangMinseok 4 місяці тому +9

      Indeed... wait what happened 10 years ago?

    • @DaviAreias
      @DaviAreias 4 місяці тому +11

      @@KangMinseok Kony 2012

    • @KangMinseok
      @KangMinseok 4 місяці тому +9

      @@DaviAreias I love you.. for the fact that you can't count.

    • @maxichamberlain1021
      @maxichamberlain1021 4 місяці тому +3

      Based wasn’t even a thing 10 years ago wtf is based?

    • @DEVS_VLTIMA
      @DEVS_VLTIMA 3 місяці тому

      @@maxichamberlain1021based on our collective mental illness 😎

  • @bryguytyguy
    @bryguytyguy 4 місяці тому +57

    “Thirty seconds to a minute”

  • @azakachi-rd-17
    @azakachi-rd-17 4 місяці тому +6

    How did the Temple Ordinators moderating ALMSIVItube let this one slide?

  • @Outlaw.Dharma
    @Outlaw.Dharma 4 місяці тому +4

    Holy fuck this is pants shittingly funny

  • @Naiwal
    @Naiwal 4 місяці тому +29

    Holy Crap. The amount of effort. Well done

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  4 місяці тому +5

      Thank you very much brother 💗

  • @heisenberg4249
    @heisenberg4249 4 місяці тому +84

    This is the most high-effort shitpost I've ever seen, 11/10. Would sub again if I wasnt already

  • @user-nt9cz6ei2l
    @user-nt9cz6ei2l 4 місяці тому +3

    dude, ur hilarious! just woke up to this on my feed, gr8 start to a day man lmfao