free history lesson but it's taught by an idiot playing minecraft
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- Опубліковано 6 гру 2018
- accidentally multiplied the mongol invasion force estimates by 10 but anyone who calls me out on it is a BIG NERD
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I would learned so much more if my teachers destroyed at sky-wars on the projector while lecturing.
No Longer hello first reply
@@Nathan-yl6dv you don't deserve such power
@I'm done Apparently they don't...
Things like this make me want to be a teacher
Dude fr tho
"I've seen more dramatic battles, like the battle of kotombo"
Techno has been around for much longer than I thought
Nope Yep you earned my like.
He never dies what did you expect
Technoblade never dies
technoblade is an old god, he’s the manifestation of battle and war, he has seen it all
@@skrunklyscrimblo383 he IS the blood god
life lessons for teachers: your students will pay significantly more attention if you are incredibly sarcastic and give us the lesson while murdering a bunch of children in funny block game
If my teaches played Minecraft while teaching I would be 100 times more interested in the subject`
@@snappy4212 same
@@snappy4212 you have a point
Thinking about doing videos talking about geology while playing the funny block game.
no shit my AP US history teacher was a hilarious sarcastic bastard, Best class of the year
He entertained us with everything, even with a free history lesson while dominating in sky wars, rest well Alex, we’ll see you again someday
Only time will tell. This man will go in the History Books as the greatest Minecraft player and amazing content creator on UA-cam.
Legend has it that he’s conquered everything on earth and is now off to fight god himself
9:41 his monotone “die.” Gives me so much life
Lol it's great
ironic
yes.
Hmm yes the floor here is made out of f̶l̶o̶o̶r̶ ceiling
no it gives you death
"Almost as incredible as... I don't have a reference for this."
*Your sources.*
I read this right as he said this😂😳
@@starpop3737 me too lmao
Psyvcho I guess we all just read that at the same time
History teachers: You can't defeat me
Wikipedia: I know but he can
Technoblade: :)
Omg I read it exactly at that time too
Watching this back because it's the type of content Techno made back when I originally out about found him. Thanks for everything. It's been a wild ride to see where he ended up getting.
same, I remember my brother introduced me to his skywars videos, he was and still is an amazing youtuber
@@dethman2736 the same happened with me
i am going to miss him so much. i was so happy he blew up but i was always waiting for these kinds of videos to return to my inbox. the world has lost a gem
I love how the voice is not over the gameplay and instead he’s telling the story as he’s playing so he just breaks in the story sometimes
This is something I especially always loved about his commentary vids
E
Teacher: So, Mr. Technoblade, why have you chosen to write your topic on the second mongol invasion of Japan?
Technoblade: I watched like an anime or something on the first one i think.
Nobody calls their student "Mr".
@@djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151 Eh, some of my teachers do.
@@djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151 nah, it's a thing especially in college
djdhshshhshdhdb sudysyshsg you must be pretty young, most college professors do say Mr, and some in late secondary school
@@pduck2386 I doubt your any older, judging by your name and the fact the technoblade fans are very young. Your just repeating what Patai said.
Dreams war cry: CMERE GEORGE
Technos war cry: helloooooo
Or “Donde ist la bibliotecha?”
6:30
Lol
Its silent H guys, EEELLLOO
@@juliaelkin9896 Techno, whilst running at someone with a sword: *WHERE IS THE LIBRARY*
This video is my comfort video. I was going to say “was” but that does not feel right. This will always be my comfort video. Even though I will never hear from techno in a new video again, I will always have this channel to come back to. He helped me with so much. He kept me motivated, helped me sleep at night, showed me that I could be myself no matter what, and I am so grateful for that. I will never, ever, ever forget Technoblade. Thank you for everything you have done for me. You truly are someone amazing. -N
FIJI !
Rest In Peace techno
:(
Yeah he will really really really be missed, REST IN PIECE KING...
So we all here rn?🧍
This is my favorite techno video. Rest easy, man. I can’t even begin to express how much of an impact you had on my young, impressionable brain when i started watching you 5 years ago.
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"it's 10 pm, it's due in two hours, and i haven't started my essay" I just went through this last night. Except it was four papers, and I had plenty of sources. I'm just a hardcore procrastinator
Lets see did you finish on time
r/usernamechecksout
wãtęr mêlön thäñk ÿōû
i need to submit a video report about a story called “THE COCK” and i’m too embarrassed to do it
@@an-lt6io i feel bad for you
Techno: Can you tell me the accurate numbers of the Mongols?
Random Chinese Book: *No, I don’t think I will*
it was lower than 300k
People think us Chinese people are smart (some people who actually make good decisions) like, the books are hella long but the summary is just like, “Xin wanted to find his mom”
@@horus3416 and you don't even get to know if he found her at the end
Horus ain’t that the truth U-U
Horus take these scrolls to the west or something
I feel weird watching this video.
On one hand I feel comforted, because these videos helped me out a lot during hard times, they were quite literally my comfort videos.
On the other hand. I know he's gone now.
Exactly
You are not the only one feeling like that 😔
Not only did you just teach us history, You were writing your own history.
Is this a tribute for Technoblade?
@@newberryedits yeah
@@Karmmortal oh no, I did a challenge that if I find a technoblade tribute comment, the video ends.... I respect my guy don't worry. I guess I have to end there. Love ya!!!
Teacher: talks about history
Kids: hide in a closet instead of attending class
Techno as teacher: talks about history
Kids: pay the most attention ever
Little did techno know that he would one day rule the world
he knew all along
he always has
Potatoe Boi He used to rule the world, chunks would load when he gave the word
@@liemduongthanh8386 legend
It was all a part of the master plan😈
Pretty sure I’ve learned more from “an idiot playing skywars” than an entire year of history taught by a man with a masters degree in history.
It's also engaging to watch him play games while he's talking while the guy teaching isn't very fun to pay attention too
It's all about presentation
@@irok1 Bruh is that a Megamind reference
You are totally correct
...no...
It pains me rewatching these videos knowing the charismatic man making them has passed. Rest In Peace Technoblade. I will miss you a lot.
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These videos just hit different... RIP Techno, you will be missed.
6:30 He casually beats up cho5en while talking about a historic war...
He probably didn't even realise
@@bruhgaming3142 cho5en did tho
RougenPlex I think he’s talking about technoblade
Cactez lmaooo cho5en sucks ass
Cho5en's channel is him tryharding and then a pig talking about history just trashed him
I have become too advanced for school.
i did not go to school becase i wanted to play skywars
LegitPlays I would’ve liked this, but it’s at 269 rn
I became that years ago
oh no, he's become too powerful
So you graduated?
Thank you Technoblade, the production quality never mattered, it was all about your personality and skill. Fly high, king.
thank you so much, words simply cannot describe how much this specific video has comforted and calmed me in my darkest times
i’ll always miss you
rest in peace techno
Me, who knows Portuguese:
"Finally, I have beaten Technoblade!"
pfff eu pensei o mesmo
eyyyy relatable
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bom dia amigo nao falho brasil
me who knows how to say grape in portugese:
does this count?
@@nessi2635 I mean, it counts as 0.0000000001%, which, according to completely correct math, means you have beaten Technoblade by 0.0000000001%, so hell yeah!
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Techno knew the exact count for American military personnel killed during the Mexican-American war? Seriously, look it up. He got the exact count.
I can’t believe he counted them all
he was responsible for their deaths, obviously
I’m too lazy to search up but have a like
He killed them on skywars
He writes each videos script beforehand, so he probably wrote down the exact count of Americans that were killed
"He lost the 1v1"
Had me cracking up.
Anyone else come back here for comfort by hearing his voice after hes gone?
Yeah
Yes😭😭
Yea o7
Yep and I haven't stopped 😭
Teacher so today we will be learning history
Me who watched technoblades history lesson: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
@@corinne-bc7wi shhhhhhh
"h i s t o r y"
"So what kind of history? A specific war or something?
"h i s t o r y"
@@corinne-bc7wi who'se gonna tell him
Not gonna lie- if Techno made a podcast talking about history/mythology id listen to every second of it. Id actually WANT to learn something lmao
This is how I remember anything I’ve ever learned. I just make it a meme.
Yesss
@@lucymartyr4364 I'm gonna try that, lol
Same
you can just... watch other channels. overly sarcastic productions does both history and mythology.
and people wanna cancel this guy??? this man wouldnt hurt a fly bruh
maybe some orphans. but not a fly
@Francesca chociej we don’t talk about it
I’m rewatching all of his video after he passed away. Fly high, Techno❤️🕊
Dad: “UA-cam isn’t educational”
Me: “I watch Technoblade”
Dad: “I stand corrected”
UA-camr: Makes game play background video, than makes the commentary part.
Legend: Commentates live during game play
absolute god:plays video games while talking about an invasion on japan, casually destroying leaderboards player without even aknowledging it.
yes
This popping up my recommendation almost made me cry
"Welcome guys to another episode of skywars"... it's so sad that we are never going to hear him say it again..
Indeed
History teachers: You can't defeat me
Wikipedia: I know but he can
Technoblade: :)
or maybe look at the stated sources in the wikipedia page?
And he'll just say hellooo
Lmao
Well you know the routine see you guys in a year
See ya then!
see ya!
Bye!
See ya!Have a nice year :D!
TapHarvL is that you?
3:31
The perfect timing of him hitting a player and killing him, talking about the japanese getting hit by a storm and dying
if your watching this in 2022, he wouldnt want you to be upset and its okay to still be grieving and everythings gonna be okay
Me: Graduates college with the highest grades Professor: Who taught you all of this
me: Well... It’s complicated
1st comment. Give me a cookie for my hard work pls.
ThatOneGuy 546 dude I didn’t know even know I commented this lol dang
@@owvex5810 3rd comment. Do I get half of a cookie
Wei Xin yes
Wei Xin 🍪
FINALLY - SONEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME THAT FINALS AND EXAMS ARE BETTER THAN ESSAYS
yes! Finallyy! someone who agrees
writing random junk versus being asked specific questions that usually in my experience are pretty easy? yeah ill take door number two plz
Finals and exams make me stressed as frigg.
Essays are for me better.
I cant even do tests without stressing. Ree
I agree with u
Final exams are easy if you study but writing an essay without a knowledge of that thing, etc no thanks
this was my comfort video (:
hope ur resting well!! you saved my life with this post lol, i remember a few years ago to now no matter how upset i was i’d come back and watch this post and it’d make me feel better !!
You forgot to switch accounts? I don’t know maybe someone deleted a reply but still
@@jenathica8769 I believe they're trying to say they hope Techno rests well.
7:58 he murdered a man in cold blood. for his hat. what an absolute madman
Q&A
Q: didnt i see this video like two hours ago
A: no, that was all an illusion, you've been tricked. this is the first time
no but really reuploaded because youtube didnt notify like 50% of ppl so. hopefully it does this time. woo
Hi techno
Technoblade o hi techno
Technoblade third reply pls sub
It notified me... but it was gone by the time I clicked.
alright i believe you. carry on
technoblade: i'm not good at pvp
also technoblade: casually beats up chosen in an 11-minute minecraft let's play
Finally, UA-cam recommended something that I actually want to watch. Almost forgot they can do that
Can we all just sign a petition to have a greek mythology history lesson stream?
Technoblade: "I'm a great example. You should all learn from me- Oh, he brought me a shirt."
Lmao
how nice of him
My Mom:
You better be studying
Me:
Doing a History assignment
i already miss his voice.
"Exam's are great, you just fill in the bubbles"
*Cries in UK educational system exams*
Techno's comment section:
50% - History is dumb
50% - OMG TECHNO KILLED CHO5EN!!1!!!11!
I haven’t seen either of those once
I actually love history so
@@penguincubes3729 history can be really interesting
Pierre Sihite history can teach us lots about humanity
Penguin Brawls agree
"Just another Tesla that caught on fire"
**Sad Elon Musk noise**
Bruh
@@Astro1tu all the news about Tesla on fire is fake, Journalism is dead and the media gets paid by the oil companies btw
@@nghiemnguyen6813 I know my family OWNS a TESLA MODEL 3
I was looking for this comment!!! I caught the joke and was trying to find another person who did too!
i thought it was Nikolai Tesla's lab caught on fire
This is what I’m doing when I tell my parents I’m studying Japanese history.
"Technoblade Never Dies"
Rest In Peace King
Technoblade’s stories are so good, the UA-cam algorithm suggests these videos because viewers just keep wanting to hear his stories while he casually wins every game he plays
what a nerd
“I’ll turn to Chinese “
“ITS ABOUT THE JAPANESE”
THEY'RE THE SAMEEE
China was apart of the mongol empire and Chinese scholars probably were the ones to record it
Mongolian once ruled a dynasty of China so that's pretty much Chinese.
If techno lived he would probably say not even close :(
I miss him already.
Collage: why are you applicable for a scholarship
Me:
@@corinne-bc7wi who gives a frick
@@corinne-bc7wi You mean “Not collage, college” ironic you’ve messed up your grammar while correcting grammar....
@Jacoby Actually he/she was pointing out op's grammar, not correcting him
can we get a free english lesson next? (Persuasive writing please)
Noah Hornbeak It was a joke
@@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620 yes very obviously
Bruh moment
@@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620 lol yh, i was tryna do a comedy
I just finished persuasive essay, it was a pain
I like persuasive and argumentative essays, rhetorical analysis essays are the WORST. I hate analyzing other people’s speeches. I can do it well, but I just hate it.
R.I.P Techno,
You have entertained all of us,
You have been a idol for some of us,
You have fought for a lot of great things for which i support you.
All the best wishes to his family and friends,
Thank you Alex for the great times you have given us.
"Ah yes, this semester is almost over and I'm gonna get owned, *continues to play minecraft*"
Even I too, do such stupid things.
Him: the Chinese write everything down
Me, a Chinese person: ...I can't even take notes in history cause it's BORING
Can agree. I'm taking AP U.S. history rn (even tho I literally told EVERYONE I didn't want anything AP) and its so boring. Let me look at the random nonsense that DOESN'T involve politics for once
@@itsgirlcraft5842 exaclty. US history is generally more boring at least in my opinion so that’s like the final nail on the coffin
I’m not Chinese but still Asian. My fear of my parents kicking my ass over a bad grade scares me into taking notes on everything.
@@Hazyla this is relatable except the fact that im usually half asleep by the time history class comes around
Same. I just draw random shit on my Chinese History notebook. It can range from a very badly proportioned OC or fanart, to decently drawn bow or sword, or a hot dog. Or a flower. Chinese History is just art class with no topic for me. Well sometimes I doodle the shit they were talking about like how the same emperor died because of some revolution or some shit for the millionth time.
“An estimate so vague it might as well have come from socialblade’s estimated earnings”
Underrated quote right there
Jesus Christ is our savior, he died on the Cross for our sins. Putting your faith in Him is the only way to get to Heaven when you die🙏✝️
That was THE MOST random way to reply to that comment..
@@westonlord4214no ❤
Techno is so based. He talks history while murdering players in skywars. What a legend!
Rest In Peace.
I cant believe he's gone
Yeah me too😭
Thanks now I can quit school.
Why am i watching this instead of doing my history homework...
This is history
yep
yep
Because this is not only better than any history lesson but it is the BEST way to learn this stuff cause it´s a pig man stabbing orphans
69th like
Therapy: expensive
This video: free
Crying this showed up 4 years later 😭
I love when techno shows that he is big brain. Like when he talks about smart stuff or uses big words. Very nice. Do it more
this comment made me sad.
@@abdullahimran4624 how so?
6:30 Techno talks about history while making history
Soviet Doggo, not really.
He killed the no.2 player in skywars
Haha I made it 69 likes B)
@@changiee now defend it
@I haven't Showered for a year but
_defends_
Rest in peace Technoblade, we'll always remember you.
this is definitely one of my favourite comfort videos
Technoblade uploading???? I think he got hacked
IKR
Unoriginal comment
greedy child.mp4 ikr
haaax
agree
Technobald calm: şïr
Tachnobabe panik: Břooö
Wtf did i just read?
@@supr3me83 no clue
It's beautiful
I've looked at this for 5 hours now
I hope the channel isn't taken down, I still wanna watch his videos
If I just watch old videos I can act like he just quite UA-cam
this
Plz dont call me out like that
This man is therapy for ppl in school no matter what level of schooling.
6:27 don’t mind Technoblade just DESTROYING CHO5EN (skywars leaderboard player) without a sweat while talking about history.
Why have school when you have techno
yup
we all know how much the "welcome guys to another episode of skywars" warms our hearts :)
8:43 This has to be the biggest flex in the history of Minecraft
Alt title: pig man plays block game while complaining about sources for a history essay
The difference between Techno and other Skywars footage users is he records footage while telling the funny stories. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Still coming back for these
“So it won’t be Eurocentric”
Europe back then: lol I practically own the whole world. Either the land is mine or I have strict deals on others
500 year period
Can we all agree we need this man as our teacher. I would listen, and stay.
😢😭 well miss him
Imagine being destroyed in skywars by a guy giving a history lesson.
3:26 Technoblabe: The Mongols dies in a storm
Bill Wurtz: The Mongols died in a tornado
6:30 CHO5EN is on the leader boards of sw😂
Ikr he didn't even care
And Technoblade never dies. What do you expect?
Yea I noticed
“I’m gonna flex so hard on the future when they see these numbers”. -TechnoBlade, 2018
and now he has 1.8M subs as of June 2020
@@sylvicalias and now he has 2.88M subs as of Oct 2020 OvO
@@v3x1107 now he has 3.94 million subs on Dec 13th 2030
@@Elyricai almost 4 mil pog-
@@Elyricai now he has 5.59 million subs on Feb 3rd 2021
techno please don't delete this video it is the only thing letting me sleep rn :D
This is one of my comfort videos. I miss him. I keep coming back to this in my times of hardship. Rest in Peace Techno you are deeply missed.
6:28 You just killed top 1 russian skywars player and top 2 lifetime skywars kills player!
It's CHO5EN!
well actually noone cares so lol
@TooLit yeah even cho5en uploaded to said that got killed
@TooLit ew
it's you from twitter
Techno just casually telling us a history lesson while making history by himself
@@kingslayer3089 could you link to it?
Link?
6:30 techno casually taking a dump on the leaderboard
its technoblade, what would you expect
69 likes
@@scorch1036 68 actually
Is anyone else glad that at least some videos survived the purge of Twitter
What?
@@Isabella-so2or yeah a while back techno was getting "canceled" for "offensive" things and videos a while back si he took them down
@@MisterSirDude oh that sucks and thanks for explaining it.
oh thank god this one's still here