Technoblade Greek mythology (full saga)

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  • @8pix599
    @8pix599 3 роки тому +5415

    "Theseus was no simp"

    • @kirailove4207
      @kirailove4207 3 роки тому +224

      Bruh he is tortured in the underworld for all eternity because he tried to steal Persephone from Hades

    • @ori-onyxvyntarz3276
      @ori-onyxvyntarz3276 3 роки тому +60

      6:19

    • @mehedi1178
      @mehedi1178 3 роки тому +128

      Tommyinnit: build girlfriend.

    • @jadedpotato1574
      @jadedpotato1574 3 роки тому +22

      Warlord Mehedi oh my god HAHAHA

    • @fluffybunny3925
      @fluffybunny3925 3 роки тому +65

      @@kirailove4207 I think that was his friend who he helped steal Persephone, Theseus wanted 12 y/o Helen of Troy

  • @ashkecha3501
    @ashkecha3501 3 роки тому +5163

    I like how Technoblade thinks having a Greek great-grandmother he never met could give him superpowers

    • @ukiyo_chip3750
      @ukiyo_chip3750 3 роки тому +370

      tf you mean "thinks" it gave him superpowers >:(

    • @Magnus-we7ch
      @Magnus-we7ch 3 роки тому +296

      @@ukiyo_chip3750 The power of selling out his channel in front of 10 other streamers and getting away whit it XD

    • @expressly_art6572
      @expressly_art6572 3 роки тому +123

      What do you mean? He is the Blood God.
      (By the way, where did that title come from?)

    • @flareblitzen8857
      @flareblitzen8857 3 роки тому +63

      @@expressly_art6572 wasn’t it a Minecraft tournament when he said “blood for the blood god).

    • @expressly_art6572
      @expressly_art6572 3 роки тому +16

      @@flareblitzen8857 maybe? I'll have to check

  • @guardian5175
    @guardian5175 3 роки тому +440

    “Hubris is a flaw and i am perfect. Therefore i don’t have hubris.” I love this line with a passion LMAOO

  • @nyankoizumi739
    @nyankoizumi739 Рік тому +560

    love how you can tell he really likes this subject and is a greek mythology nerd because even when he's talking about it during lore, he says country but stops and takes a second to clarify it was actually a "city state". like, his voice changes as well and it's honestly a mood

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 6 місяців тому

      Nah, he was doing English.@@angelmatesmolan

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn 6 місяців тому +18

      @@Iliadic Well English was his major in college, but that means little. He could still very well love Greek mythology, and he dropped out of college anyway.

  • @trueaidooo
    @trueaidooo 3 роки тому +11321

    "Zeus is the god of feminism" is possibly the most ridiculous statement he's ever said

  • @icspps
    @icspps 3 роки тому +10394

    Techno missed his calling as a Greek Mythology Teacher.

    • @novv__
      @novv__ 3 роки тому +398

      he would be the most interesting teacher ever

    • @margaret3685
      @margaret3685 3 роки тому +307

      I would want him to be my Greek Mythology teacher

    • @yes3365
      @yes3365 3 роки тому +123

      @@margaret3685 who wouldnt

    • @jadegreenleaf781
      @jadegreenleaf781 3 роки тому +160

      @@yes3365 orphans

    • @shadowYT-st1dk
      @shadowYT-st1dk 3 роки тому +96

      @@jadegreenleaf781 then he would be the second and third worse thing that happened to orphans

  • @BugBestieLily
    @BugBestieLily 3 роки тому +305

    Why does tecnoblade feel like a drunk history teacher

  • @yellow7977
    @yellow7977 2 роки тому +582

    21:50
    Yes, Achilles and Patroclus. Their *friendship* was so strong that they kissed each other and Achilles’ one wish was that their ashes were mixed together
    Historians wish their homies had that bond like that too!!! 🥶🥶😪😪

    • @joshannie3723
      @joshannie3723 2 роки тому +41

      Omg I was finding this comment yes they had such a good friendship especially that night in the cave 🌚🌝

    • @zizzy-kitty
      @zizzy-kitty Рік тому +33

      They were such good roommates!

    • @atomicalec8759
      @atomicalec8759 Рік тому +16

      Totally not steamy in there.

    • @consipracynico
      @consipracynico 4 місяці тому +5

      and there's even an excerpt from before the war of troy that talks about them kissing i think

    • @Raven-The-Dead-Guy
      @Raven-The-Dead-Guy 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@joshannie3723What happened in the cave 😰

  • @honeyjar2970
    @honeyjar2970 3 роки тому +9072

    *Techno:* "i never knew my greek grandma so I could be a semi demi god"
    *Me:* you are LITERALLY known as the Blood God

    • @flashbang2279
      @flashbang2279 3 роки тому +240

      @@ashytemehn1904 HE IS THY BLOOD GOD

    • @rainingcatsandjune
      @rainingcatsandjune 3 роки тому +121

      Z A G R E U S

    • @tornadotaylor8956
      @tornadotaylor8956 3 роки тому +71

      @@ashytemehn1904 he is the blood god

    • @auxchar
      @auxchar 3 роки тому +242

      Fun fact, the prefix "techno" as it's used today comes from the Greek word "techne", which means "art, skill, craft, or the way, manner, or means by which a thing is gained".
      "Blade", on the other hand, is of Germanic origin, coming from a word used to refer to the leaf of a plant.

    • @superspicy8740
      @superspicy8740 3 роки тому +159

      @@auxchar so his name is artisticleaf or warleaf

  • @Em-uw5te
    @Em-uw5te 3 роки тому +1411

    It's Techno confusing Artemis and Aphrodite for me lmao

    • @ballisticbee6001
      @ballisticbee6001 3 роки тому +115

      Ah yes, a maiden goddess and a goddess of beauty being mixed up. I love it

    • @lou-ep8tr
      @lou-ep8tr 3 роки тому +71

      @@ballisticbee6001 like it's a story abt fighting over who is the most beautiful of course Aphrodite is involved

    • @adooryou9197
      @adooryou9197 3 роки тому +25

      and forgetting Hera

    • @nonah8812
      @nonah8812 3 роки тому +12

      Aphrodite will smite him..

    • @averagegenzguy2751
      @averagegenzguy2751 3 роки тому +6

      Really wouldn't go well for him

  • @Soyphia
    @Soyphia Рік тому +894

    After the news today, I can’t help but come back to this video. One of the main reasons I watched technoblade was because I love Greek mythology. RIP the man, the myth, the legend.

    • @joanmaylipiao4480
      @joanmaylipiao4480 Рік тому +10

      same R.I.P

    • @frommars6887
      @frommars6887 Рік тому +9

      Can’t believe it’s been two months already

    • @hannacsernyi6331
      @hannacsernyi6331 Рік тому +8

      Happy to hear I'm not the only one who keeps coming back here :))

    • @mxghann963
      @mxghann963 6 місяців тому +4

      Me, i miss him and came back to this video because I remember watching it two years ago.

    • @lisawang6711
      @lisawang6711 4 місяці тому

      Zeus had so many wife’s

  • @Jane_8319
    @Jane_8319 8 місяців тому +26

    “‘Cause y’know Zeus is the God of Feminism” UNDERRATED JOKE

  • @Jack-zz7bc
    @Jack-zz7bc 3 роки тому +2939

    Techno has earned my permanent respect for calling him Heracles instead of Hercules.

    • @elisedutcher4923
      @elisedutcher4923 3 роки тому +32

      Yep same

    • @soggybread4083
      @soggybread4083 3 роки тому +18

      Same

    • @-highq
      @-highq 2 роки тому +57

      He can only truly earn the respect for that if he calls him Alcaeus

    • @ogaboga6496
      @ogaboga6496 2 роки тому +19

      @@-highq The Great Mighty Al

    • @amicosayshi865
      @amicosayshi865 2 роки тому +57

      He could remember Heracles but not Hera lmao

  • @ffletch
    @ffletch 3 роки тому +7914

    I actually want a Greek myths podcast from Techno now
    ETA: Are y'all genuinely stupid or something? I made this comment a LONG time before he passed away. I'm constantly getting notifications from people saying that it's too late for that. No shit, y'all.. It's so disrespectful to him to be like "🤓☝️ uh well" all the time at a comment made almost a year before he passed.

  • @perry2921
    @perry2921 3 роки тому +135

    "The gods are butthurt, they're always butthurt", one of my most favorite lines from Techno.

  • @Seto_KaibaX
    @Seto_KaibaX Рік тому +271

    It appears the child or grandchild of a Demi-God is called a Legacy... Yup Alexander Technoblade is definitely a Legacy.

    • @leuxiyelav
      @leuxiyelav Рік тому +16

      i mean... the "25% greek" part may cofirm that...

    • @xoFyxoL
      @xoFyxoL 4 місяці тому +4

      Legacy, what is a legacy? Its planting seeds in a garden you never get to see

    • @s0livagant_
      @s0livagant_ 4 місяці тому +1

      @@leuxiyelavYO REALLY??

    • @oscarglad5284
      @oscarglad5284 22 дні тому

      Explains why he died so young, he had greek hero blood. Truly unfortunate

  • @bettynoire5944
    @bettynoire5944 3 роки тому +3621

    i feel like technoblade from the way he worded the story’s was IN these story’s, like he WATCHED them go down, I can just think of little techno watching this happen and is like “man when I’m older I’m gunna make SO MUCH money from these story’s”

  • @fmratio8327
    @fmratio8327 3 роки тому +2520

    Him: telling that paris story
    Me the entire time: aphrodite aphrodite aphrodite aphrodite
    ... He totally forgot Hellen

    • @crimsocinth
      @crimsocinth 3 роки тому +16

      Lmao same

    • @redmilk256
      @redmilk256 3 роки тому +158

      Casually forgetting the war started because Aphrodite stole a princess...

    • @fmratio8327
      @fmratio8327 3 роки тому +76

      @@redmilk256 YES
      (also team Helen did nothing wrong and is the only braincell on Troy's side)

    • @audreybrown5536
      @audreybrown5536 3 роки тому +3

      18:40

    • @nienel
      @nienel 3 роки тому +16

      @@fmratio8327 she let big man Paris steal her when she was married to some guy called menelaus

  • @jericalocke9136
    @jericalocke9136 3 роки тому +105

    OMG Techno missing Eret declaring war on King George due to rummaging in his room for an old Greek Mythology textbook to tell chat stories is prime Old God energy

  • @unknownpasta8103
    @unknownpasta8103 Рік тому +212

    I listen to this to sleep
    I listen to him when I was most Vulnerable it feels like he was a friend
    I'll miss him

    • @LuckyAngel_girl
      @LuckyAngel_girl Рік тому +3

      it's already been FOUR months?!

    • @epikfox8234
      @epikfox8234 Рік тому +1

      @@LuckyAngel_girl 6 now

    • @epikfox8234
      @epikfox8234 Рік тому +7

      He was too young and his personality never changed… He had so much potential but it’s good to know that he had good supporters and friends by his side

    • @LuckyAngel_girl
      @LuckyAngel_girl Рік тому +2

      @@epikfox8234 ...wow-Time really flies..Half a year passed-

  • @penguinstarlette4028
    @penguinstarlette4028 3 роки тому +3046

    Someone needs to write a story about Techno being part blood god, honestly

    • @safiarter201
      @safiarter201 3 роки тому +156

      Hes not part blood god, HE IS THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @meenauwu4274
      @meenauwu4274 3 роки тому +89

      I think there is an au about Minecraft UA-camrs being gods, it ain't a story yet but there's fanarts about it XD

    • @jcs6387
      @jcs6387 3 роки тому +36

      Zagreus from the game Hades is often referred to as a god of blood.

    • @AhmedHassan-lv6ld
      @AhmedHassan-lv6ld 3 роки тому +10

      Part Ares

    • @EBPeridot
      @EBPeridot 3 роки тому +17

      Techno is actually a quarter god

  • @robertchaney2704
    @robertchaney2704 3 роки тому +3426

    Overly Sarcastic Productions should invite Technoblade over for an episode of miscellaneous myths

  • @gooddoggo5875
    @gooddoggo5875 Рік тому +135

    I miss technoblade so much that it feels wrong being happy without him. Maybe if I go to college I'll take mythology or something.

  • @ellielittle6681
    @ellielittle6681 Рік тому +192

    i hope he’s learning about greek mythology wherever he is now

    • @tickledeggz
      @tickledeggz Рік тому +13

      He went to the Elysian Ffeilds with all the other heroes.

    • @Samurai-2009-
      @Samurai-2009- 4 місяці тому +2

      @@tickledeggzyes indeed

    • @Nightskywing-pp3mr
      @Nightskywing-pp3mr 4 місяці тому +2

      He IS a Greek god of blood (blood god wooo) and he overruled Zeus (that’s why snow took me out of school)

  • @kellyg2635
    @kellyg2635 3 роки тому +446

    "So many people died because Paris was a simp."

    • @exwhyzgaming8996
      @exwhyzgaming8996 3 роки тому +12

      And Helen was a Slut

    • @bunnitrap9139
      @bunnitrap9139 3 роки тому +7

      @@exwhyzgaming8996 shiiiii 😳

    • @qwffy3819
      @qwffy3819 3 роки тому +7

      Girl got kidnapped by a god/simp 😰👍🏻

    • @arjun8343
      @arjun8343 3 роки тому +3

      I mean he’s not wrong, it would have all been avoided if Paris hadn’t ran away with helen

    • @account4842
      @account4842 3 роки тому +2

      @@exwhyzgaming8996 how the fuck do you expect her to do anything when she's kidnapped by a literal god

  • @ton4906
    @ton4906 3 роки тому +4258

    I'm not a fan of historal stuff or mythology, but if it's explained like this... Count me in, even when it's my free day

    • @FakeRedHead811
      @FakeRedHead811 3 роки тому +47

      Then my friend. I introduce you toooooooo!! PERCY JACKSON!

    • @sheryldomingo322
      @sheryldomingo322 3 роки тому +36

      @@FakeRedHead811 NO, percy jackson fans NO.

    • @halfcorruptedrubberduck7833
      @halfcorruptedrubberduck7833 3 роки тому +25

      @@FakeRedHead811 fuck Percy Jackson ain't no technoblade

    • @juno2884
      @juno2884 3 роки тому +63

      May I introduce you toooooooo Overly Sarcastic Productions. It's basically this video, but as a whole channel

    • @AhmedHassan-lv6ld
      @AhmedHassan-lv6ld 3 роки тому +4

      Have you heard of TierZoo

  • @pastaslut
    @pastaslut Рік тому +58

    i miss him so much, it just hit me that we’ll never hear him tell another story of greek mythology again. i love rewatching his vods for comfort now, but it always makes me feel sad

    • @ArunickMC
      @ArunickMC Рік тому +3

      i feel the same.. watching these vods helps me a bit

    • @mxghann963
      @mxghann963 6 місяців тому

      Why i came back, a year later

  • @CuddleCuttlefish
    @CuddleCuttlefish 3 роки тому +111

    As someone who also has ADHD (I'm assuming most know, but for those who don't, Techno has it), hearing him try to retell stories and bits of trivia he remembers.. Is so god damn relatable. It's like hearing myself. You remember the story itself, but just can't recall the small details like names and stuff, and then you break up the flow of the story trying to remember the name 😂.

    • @Samurai-2009-
      @Samurai-2009- 4 місяці тому +1

      As a person also with ADHD I can confirm that is relatable

    • @zero-dv5cv
      @zero-dv5cv 3 місяці тому +1

      i don't know if this is an adhd thing

    • @Samurai-2009-
      @Samurai-2009- 3 місяці тому

      @@zero-dv5cv I get what you mean not everyone needs to have ADHD to relate to struggling to retell stories and bits of information but sometimes it nice to find others with similar struggles that a person with ADHD has. I’m not sure if I worded that correctly but I hope you get what I mean

    • @zero-dv5cv
      @zero-dv5cv 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Samurai-2009- yeah i can understand that

  • @anoldflame5595
    @anoldflame5595 3 роки тому +792

    "I could be a.. semi demi god."

    • @perry2921
      @perry2921 3 роки тому +10

      Well there's almost no doubt that he is the blood god

    • @exwhyzgaming8996
      @exwhyzgaming8996 3 роки тому +6

      ItS cAlLeD a LeGaCy Of A gOd

    • @Lucas-ym6fn
      @Lucas-ym6fn 3 роки тому +6

      It’s a quarter blood for gods sake

    • @perry2921
      @perry2921 2 роки тому

      @Daiwik Poojary I was talking about the concept of doubt, some people may not see him as the blood god, for we true believers seem like fakes to those of the non enlightened.

    • @bubbletea695
      @bubbletea695 2 роки тому

      @@exwhyzgaming8996 HoO?

  • @mirunai4295
    @mirunai4295 3 роки тому +1288

    i could listen to techno speak abt greek mythtology for literal hours

    • @tornadotaylor8956
      @tornadotaylor8956 3 роки тому +25

      I could listen to him talk about anything

    • @crimsocinth
      @crimsocinth 3 роки тому +5

      Or you could read percy jackson, thats fun too 😀👌

    • @thatoneguyontheinternet4639
      @thatoneguyontheinternet4639 3 роки тому +22

      I would love to have a Technoblade podcast where he just talks about Greek mythology, even though I know most of them

    • @onlyynari
      @onlyynari 3 роки тому +2

      No cuz fr. I actually could listen for hours and be so interested. Idk how he does it but I love listening

    • @angelmorningstar2902
      @angelmorningstar2902 2 роки тому

      I am writing a essay listening to this

  • @stick8421
    @stick8421 Рік тому +13

    rip technoblade... see you in the afterlife Alex.

  • @ameliaburned
    @ameliaburned Рік тому +36

    The comfort this gives me. You will be missed technoblade.

  • @juniperberry9210
    @juniperberry9210 3 роки тому +391

    We named our cat Paris because Paris killed Achilles, and he likes to attack your heels when you try and walk up the stairs. Paris killed Achilles, and humans have the Achilles heel. Make sense yet?

    • @superduper1456
      @superduper1456 3 роки тому +29

      yes it does and that is fantastic. Might steal that if I ever get a cat that acts like that.

    • @Hazyla
      @Hazyla 3 роки тому +16

      That awesome. That’s the best thing ever. That’s second to someone naming their cat yardstick because he only had 3 feet

    • @shellyyy3945
      @shellyyy3945 3 роки тому +6

      That is genuinely amazing

    • @pizzac5931
      @pizzac5931 3 роки тому +4

      You've earned my respect.

    • @breab379
      @breab379 3 роки тому +4

      That is genius

  • @averyswondrousworld542
    @averyswondrousworld542 3 роки тому +1429

    These clips give me the sense that Technoblade is actually just an immortal and he’s just trying to remember stories from when he was *_actually there,_*

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 роки тому +109

      Well of course he was there. He's secretly --Khorne-- *Ares,* the War God after all.

    • @blammmed
      @blammmed 2 роки тому +5

      @@concept5631 khorne?

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 роки тому +5

      @@blammmed Khorne.

    • @Gl0mmy-
      @Gl0mmy- 2 роки тому +17

      @@concept5631 Yep-
      Khrone fits

    • @johnford902
      @johnford902 2 роки тому +25

      My favorite interpretation, and my favorite frame for Tech’s existence.

  • @Nick-dc1bu
    @Nick-dc1bu 3 роки тому +20

    I love how Techno hasn’t unpacked his backpack from college

  • @bennyopg20075
    @bennyopg20075 6 місяців тому +14

    Techno was a semi god, now he became one , bless him

  • @aurelievincenot7520
    @aurelievincenot7520 3 роки тому +550

    Can we acknowledge how techno never unpacked his backpack from college...

    • @tidepod2004
      @tidepod2004 3 роки тому +26

      Yes we can. And idk h o w that is p o s s i b l e

    • @tidepod2004
      @tidepod2004 3 роки тому +60

      It's even more impressive he still can find it IN LIKE ONE MINUTE

    • @pizzac5931
      @pizzac5931 3 роки тому +33

      I thought keeping the backpack intact was normal tho

    • @allymarch7132
      @allymarch7132 2 роки тому +16

      @@pizzac5931 not usually when you dropped out

    • @sts0klrv
      @sts0klrv 2 роки тому +16

      @@allymarch7132 thats the most adhd thing i can ever imagine lol 🤧✋

  • @Magnus-we7ch
    @Magnus-we7ch 3 роки тому +8624

    Guys give this person a little love. He took his time to find this all and put it together. Enjoyed it a lot. Thanks Aybit

  • @lindze8075
    @lindze8075 Рік тому +66

    i’m back here for comfort. we’ll love you forever and forever remember the impact you had on our lives. “technoblade never dies” will be carved in our heart forever because you will never die in our hearts. rest easy

  • @dezydotexe
    @dezydotexe Рік тому +34

    Hearing Technoblade talk about Greek mythology so passionately was what I found so endearing, he truly was a god himself when you think about it. RIP Technoblade, Technoblade never dies in our hearts ❤

  • @liamyoudontgettoknow8269
    @liamyoudontgettoknow8269 3 роки тому +637

    21:41 in paris’s defense, he was not TOLD his new girlfriend would already be married. aphrodite just told him “the prettiest girl in the kingdom” or something, and did not think to include this girl was already married, let alone to the KING.

    • @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347
      @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347 3 роки тому +2

      Mhm.

    • @wowliker642
      @wowliker642 3 роки тому +14

      THE SPARTAN KING, MENELAUS OF SPARTA.

    • @ceevenherrera4382
      @ceevenherrera4382 3 роки тому

      Paris trolled us

    • @Feu_Ghost
      @Feu_Ghost 2 роки тому +4

      Not only in the kingdom (each city is his own kingdom), Aphrodite say In The WORLD

    • @jadenmccall2278
      @jadenmccall2278 2 роки тому +2

      Paris was honestly a very self-centered person though so even if he knew he would probably have still agreed because he believed that he should have anyone he wanted, and he didn't even think Helen was good enough for him. Aphrodite was the one he believed was good enough for him, but she denied him, and he only stood Helen because aphrodite believed her a good fit for him. And when you think about it, all of his self-centered-ness started when the goddesses deemed him worthy enough to judge their beauty. Im not arguing or anything lmao, I'm just sharing what I remember so I might not be completely accurate.

  • @Charzard9582
    @Charzard9582 3 роки тому +1328

    I'm legit listening to this to do school work and it's actually working

  • @willhenrybeck265
    @willhenrybeck265 5 місяців тому +10

    Rip for technoblade May we always remember him😢

  • @itsmekjt
    @itsmekjt 3 роки тому +12

    techno referring to the Argonauts as a 'cross over episode with all the Greek demigods and heroes' pretty much sums it up perfectly.

  • @her_only_sin3436
    @her_only_sin3436 3 роки тому +251

    "Wait-wait-wait lemme find my backpack from college"
    *Background rustling noises intensify*
    "Do I STILL HAVE THE SACRED TEXTS"

  • @roo3894
    @roo3894 3 роки тому +839

    **me listening to this to feel less lonely**

  • @justchaotic.
    @justchaotic. 3 роки тому +17

    "They didn't use Discord back then, they used Skype"
    Lmao, boomer.

  • @brooklynnwhite452
    @brooklynnwhite452 Рік тому +10

    I miss him so much..

  • @e1lmoose
    @e1lmoose 3 роки тому +287

    Eret: george is trying to become the new king of the SMP, will you join me in stopping him?
    Techno: BRO WHERE IS MY GREEK MYTHOLOGY BOOK

  • @seasianly
    @seasianly 3 роки тому +587

    i love how techno enjoys talking about greek mythology a lot it's fun to listen to him

  • @PuffleBuns
    @PuffleBuns 2 роки тому +19

    When technoblade becomes a grandpa he's going to start spewing half-correct greek mythology to his grandchildren and anyone who is willing to listen.

  • @ANGELDEV1L
    @ANGELDEV1L Рік тому +12

    rewatching this cuz i miss him so fucking much

  • @AlsoHurtStreak
    @AlsoHurtStreak 3 роки тому +458

    Techno constantly hitting his head in game keeps making me flinch damn

    • @flashbang2279
      @flashbang2279 3 роки тому +12

      same, idk how he's hitting his head though do you jump like 1.01 blocks up i always thought it was one because I don't make ceilings like that.

    • @thetechnovoid
      @thetechnovoid 2 роки тому

      @@flashbang2279 you actually jump around 1.2499 in 1.8 (1.25 in 1.12+) and the minecraft character is like 1.8125 blocks tall (i think?) so yea

  • @otakukid154
    @otakukid154 3 роки тому +329

    Technoblade is the only guy in the world who could actually make me pay attention in class.

    • @k-4234
      @k-4234 3 роки тому +8

      Same

    • @probablyjade
      @probablyjade 3 роки тому +11

      Imagine he becomes your english teacher-

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 11 місяців тому

      He would be the one not paying attention

  • @jellyjane6930
    @jellyjane6930 Рік тому +15

    It hurts when I think about how I will never get to listen to Technoblade nerd out about Greek mythology on one of his streams ever again.

  • @IcyNinja797
    @IcyNinja797 8 місяців тому +5

    Technoblade: I'm 25% Greek, I'm technically a semi demi god
    Me: BLOOD FOR THE SEMI DEMI BLOOD GOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!

  • @sheevpalprotein9132
    @sheevpalprotein9132 3 роки тому +888

    If Technoblade does any non-Minecraft content he's got to check out Hades, it's a great indie game and has one of my favorite interpretations of the Greek Pantheon. It's also from Supergiant Games, the developers of Bastion.

    • @no0b_27
      @no0b_27 3 роки тому +6

      I’ve heard of that game! What’s it about if I may ask?

    • @Iycoris
      @Iycoris 3 роки тому +49

      @@no0b_27 it’s a roguelike where you play as Zagreus-Hades’ son and prince of the underworld-and basically just repeatedly attempt to escape the underworld as the story slowly unfolds with your progression and each attempt/death. The narrative is p similar to an rpg where you unlock characters’ stories over time through interaction/progression.

    • @no0b_27
      @no0b_27 3 роки тому +3

      @@Iycoris sounds cool! Thanks!

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 3 роки тому +1

      True

    • @keycannot
      @keycannot 3 роки тому +7

      @@no0b_27 its basically zelda: breath of the wild but with greek gods

  • @L.W.74
    @L.W.74 3 роки тому +335

    Rips to Eret whispering to Techno as he is giving the chat a mythology lesson

    • @user-wx6in4yu5m
      @user-wx6in4yu5m 3 роки тому +6

      timestamp?

    • @shibalol1969
      @shibalol1969 3 роки тому +8

      @@user-wx6in4yu5m near the start LOL it was when he was looking for the greek mythology book he had

    • @L.W.74
      @L.W.74 3 роки тому +3

      @@user-wx6in4yu5m 3:30

    • @user-wx6in4yu5m
      @user-wx6in4yu5m 3 роки тому +3

      @@L.W.74 thank you!

  • @brie1370
    @brie1370 Рік тому +10

    I miss this

  • @mirinaie9087
    @mirinaie9087 Рік тому +12

    Rest in peace king :((

  • @cizeek9748
    @cizeek9748 3 роки тому +221

    Of course! They left Phil on that island for 10 years, so he got bored and did his hardcore series!

  • @meeper46
    @meeper46 3 роки тому +935

    If I remember correctly, didn’t Theseus mess it up for himself? I believe he left Ariadne alone on an island after she helped him. And didn’t he also kill his son Hippolytus (under influence from Aphrodite)? There were other factors, but I forget them

    • @theretiredandoverworkedkin9333
      @theretiredandoverworkedkin9333 3 роки тому +123

      Ah yes that one time he tried kidnapping Persephone with his best bud

    • @meeper46
      @meeper46 3 роки тому +78

      @@theretiredandoverworkedkin9333 then he got trapped while his friend died (though I think Hercules later saved Theseus and when he got back to his kingdom, it did not look well for him)

    • @theretiredandoverworkedkin9333
      @theretiredandoverworkedkin9333 3 роки тому +64

      @@meeper46 Oh right yeah Heracles tried to save both of them but in the end he only saved Theseus and as for Pirithous, Hades was like 'bruh not t h i s o n e.'

    • @sirensong1794
      @sirensong1794 3 роки тому +77

      I actually laughed a little when Techno decided to use Theseus as an example for a hero wrongly banished because Theseus was kind of a dick. He got banished for a reason, y’know!

    • @theretiredandoverworkedkin9333
      @theretiredandoverworkedkin9333 3 роки тому +52

      @@sirensong1794 ngl I actually considered calling Tommy as Jason from Jason and the Argonauts but Jason himself is quite unlucky and died all alone.
      We're settling for Theseus.

  • @bee_gorl
    @bee_gorl Рік тому +11

    O7 king, this video is helping a lot with coping 😔 r.i.p.

  • @_KP_Studios_
    @_KP_Studios_ Рік тому +13

    After techno's passing
    We will tell his legacy for the next 3,000 years now

  • @steptimusheap8860
    @steptimusheap8860 3 роки тому +277

    There are so many things in this.
    QUARTERS FOR THE QUARTER GOD

    • @cuttlefishhh
      @cuttlefishhh 3 роки тому +4

      WOTCHA SEP
      (Lmao sorry I don’t think I’ve ever met another septimus heap fan in the wild before XD)

  • @walt33743
    @walt33743 3 роки тому +131

    Underrated chat message saying Techno was Ares' boar from Lightning Thief

  • @Grace-ol2id
    @Grace-ol2id 2 роки тому +3

    “Which mythological hero wasn’t terrible” Achilles. Odysseus. Neither one raped or kids kidnapped women. They just loved someone and wanted to get back to them

  • @GulkLump
    @GulkLump 4 місяці тому +6

    10:43 This aged like an onion under my eye.
    Rest well our Last Demi-Semi god.

    • @Dra0125
      @Dra0125 4 місяці тому

      Exactly what I was thinking

  • @Kn1feShift
    @Kn1feShift 3 роки тому +142

    *"WELCOME HOME, THESEUS!"*

  • @_soop__
    @_soop__ 3 роки тому +146

    Lmao, my mom just walked in and hear "Tommy and Theseus wouldn't be caut dead respecting woman. They can be called many things but not simps"
    She just gave me this confused glare and called him a idiot

    • @luna_h0p35
      @luna_h0p35 3 роки тому +6

      Sorry for being grammar police but *caught

    • @twoody7587
      @twoody7587 3 роки тому +3

      @@luna_h0p35 that's the only issue you noticed?

    • @luna_h0p35
      @luna_h0p35 3 роки тому +3

      @@twoody7587 at the time yes but there’s also either *heard or *hears

    • @twoody7587
      @twoody7587 3 роки тому +2

      @@luna_h0p35 and women, and an

    • @luna_h0p35
      @luna_h0p35 3 роки тому +2

      @@twoody7587 I don’t see where the an comes in

  • @LeviAckermann13
    @LeviAckermann13 Рік тому +11

    I will come back to these videos every time i miss him. That'll be alot...

  • @YourAverageGamer
    @YourAverageGamer Рік тому +5

    gonna miss that guy

  • @chextheroyalbastard3495
    @chextheroyalbastard3495 3 роки тому +73

    “Hubris is a flaw and I am *perfect* “
    Ya know what.. I want to have this confidence

    • @cleanharry3770
      @cleanharry3770 2 роки тому

      You don’t, trust me

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 11 місяців тому +4

      "The secret to confidence is just to fake it. Forever."
      -Technoblade

  • @felipeluna9597
    @felipeluna9597 3 роки тому +368

    Gilgamesh being a 2/3 demigod isn't because they messed up the math its just because he was so divine he had 2/3 divine blood not the traditional 1/2 divine blood of the Greeks, Gilgamesh was Mesopotamian so its different for him

    • @Persivefire
      @Persivefire 3 роки тому +51

      He's just built different

    • @youknowihadtodoittoem3579
      @youknowihadtodoittoem3579 3 роки тому +13

      it's because he could tell the difference between salt and sugar

    • @oscarpines7927
      @oscarpines7927 3 роки тому +17

      @@youknowihadtodoittoem3579 its because he told God's to fuck off and it kinda worked.

    • @clarehidalgo
      @clarehidalgo 3 роки тому

      Wasn't he like 2/3 god because of some weird belief that if someone helps during birth they have some sort of claim/influence over the child?

  • @DaPinguin
    @DaPinguin Рік тому +25

    Let's all just say farewell to the best youtuber that made us happy during bad days and making our days and he will never die becuase he is always in our hearts and becuase TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

  • @luvley5323
    @luvley5323 Рік тому +13

    Think we’ll miss him forever

  • @tesstempert4065
    @tesstempert4065 3 роки тому +207

    technoblade: i think artemis?
    me: nO (it was aphrodite im currently reading the illiad)

    • @bobmcfattie56
      @bobmcfattie56 3 роки тому +13

      Yh, Artemis is a maiden goddess, lol

    • @Hazyla
      @Hazyla 3 роки тому +17

      @@bobmcfattie56 ikr I died when I heard that considering she’s so opposite to Aphrodite

    • @no0b_27
      @no0b_27 3 роки тому +9

      I feel your pain when he said Artemis

    • @crimsocinth
      @crimsocinth 3 роки тому +4

      *hears artemis*
      *dies in pjo kid*

    • @ghuletanush
      @ghuletanush 3 роки тому

      try reading rick riordan

  • @tialahharris4030
    @tialahharris4030 3 роки тому +184

    Literally Perseus is the only Greek hero that didn’t die horribly lol

    • @MsWatismyname
      @MsWatismyname 3 роки тому +11

      There are some lesser known heroes that actually have somewhat decent deaths.
      For example Teukros who fought together with Aias during the battle of troye. Sure he was exiled (because he didnt avenge Aias' death - a suicide), but he then founded a city on Cyprus. Lived a decent live there.

    • @blammmed
      @blammmed 2 роки тому +2

      @@MsWatismyname aias the telamonios?

    • @MsWatismyname
      @MsWatismyname 2 роки тому

      @@blammmed might be yes. Im not quire sure anymore.

    • @isiajahhhahahababblvjylvjy1034
      @isiajahhhahahababblvjylvjy1034 2 роки тому

      He died at a late age because someone threw him of a cliff I think

    • @randomrise1st72
      @randomrise1st72 2 роки тому +1

      @@isiajahhhahahababblvjylvjy1034 How can you die of age AND die of being thrown out of a cliff???

  • @jdelmarva
    @jdelmarva Рік тому +12

    Technoblade was and forever will be the best Greek Hero

  • @justme3048
    @justme3048 Рік тому +21

    I wish you were still here Rest In Peace techno and thank you for everything I hope you can make people happy in heaven like you did us fly high king 👑 TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES cause your a LEGEND.

  • @Xezian
    @Xezian 3 роки тому +287

    Techno is right in that myths are memes, strictly speaking, the term meme was invented by Richard Dawkins as the idea equivalent of genes, bassically a meme is an idea that is passed on or spreads like genes or a disease/virus. Ideas essentially reproduce and breed with each other, creating new ideas or just existing only to perpetuate themselves. We even see this in internet memes which are like a semi-controlled environment of memes, where people purposefully create new ones, modify and mix existing ones, and spread them around. Think about all the variations of wojak or the cover yourself in oil meme, these are perfect examples as memes that have descended from other memes and made new ones and spread themselves. Myths spread in a similar way, and over time they’ve mixed with other stories until we got the versions were familiar with now, and we’ve been introduced to most of these myths through new mediums that also changed the story. These are ideas that have spread, reproduced, been mixed or essentially bred with each other, to perpetuate themselves and spread farther.

    • @mistletoecanary
      @mistletoecanary 3 роки тому +4

      “The memes...”

    • @kaboomgaming4255
      @kaboomgaming4255 3 роки тому +5

      Whoa.

    • @perry2921
      @perry2921 3 роки тому +7

      You must be fun at parties (kinda seriously)

    • @gerritgroenenboom4423
      @gerritgroenenboom4423 2 роки тому +1

      I totally read all that.

    • @foxtrot2284
      @foxtrot2284 2 роки тому +1

      Reading this late at night after doing math all day and I have to admit I’ve read this over 10 times and I still can’t understand this. I did to much stuff for college math today you killed me

  • @usernamessuck937
    @usernamessuck937 3 роки тому +169

    Theseus and Tommy are like the exact same :) and it’s actually really interesting

    • @shellyyy3945
      @shellyyy3945 3 роки тому +11

      Had tommy ever been in the syndicate I feel his code name would HAVE to be theseus

    • @dizzy_soda5373
      @dizzy_soda5373 2 роки тому +2

      Can someone explain why people think they're similar? I've read the minotaur several times but I don't see how theseus is similar to Tommy /gen

  • @dearjaredkleinman2104
    @dearjaredkleinman2104 Рік тому +11

    I hope he is comfortable, wherever he is, that our wishes and love reach him, wherever he's gone

  • @TheDreadChronicles
    @TheDreadChronicles 4 місяці тому +3

    Rest in peace techno, you will be missed.

  • @dysphoricfurry
    @dysphoricfurry 3 роки тому +64

    "they exiled him"
    this didn't age well

  • @juno2884
    @juno2884 3 роки тому +80

    Technoblade, the Demisemihemidemisemi God

  • @leitnerpiper69
    @leitnerpiper69 Рік тому +4

    rest easy brother

  • @Nlghtwire
    @Nlghtwire Рік тому +9

    TECHNO BLADE NEVER DIES in my heart and the fans he has

  • @notaku2813
    @notaku2813 3 роки тому +125

    Theres a flaw in techno's speech, Theseus had made the king commit die due to not changing the sail on his boat, makimg the king think he waas dead. Theseus had also kidnapped 12 year old, Helen of troy to wait until she was of legal age. And lastly, he almost got killed by hades for helling his friend steak his wife, only to be saved by Heracles later.
    So really, Thesues is no hero. Hes a neutral, though yes he shouldn't have been exiled.
    And yes, he is still a greek hero and hero of athens. And all of what he did was considered acceptable at the time, i just kinda thought i should say it.

    • @uno6854
      @uno6854 3 роки тому +7

      Well, Tommy also did a hell of a lot of things wrong

    • @ballisticbee6001
      @ballisticbee6001 3 роки тому

      How is this an edited comment yet still has so many spelling mistakes?

    • @notaku2813
      @notaku2813 3 роки тому +9

      @@ballisticbee6001 because i cant spell, duh

    • @superduper1456
      @superduper1456 3 роки тому

      @@notaku2813 yep. I suffer the same lack of spelling ablility.

    • @perry2921
      @perry2921 3 роки тому +7

      The best thing about this is the, "Theseus had made the king commit *die* "

  • @apolatyne_decova
    @apolatyne_decova 3 роки тому +78

    19:36
    Wait, I'm pretty sure Techno has never revealed the names of his siblings

    • @sry.6732
      @sry.6732 3 роки тому +3

      Omg

    • @microwavedforks
      @microwavedforks 3 роки тому +12

      They were talking about their own brother, not technos. Technos brother he actually revealed. His sisters he hasn’t since they’re a lot younger

  • @graye_pebbles3702
    @graye_pebbles3702 Рік тому +14

    coming back to this to try to feel better about the news. rest in peace techno, you’ll never die in our hearts❤️

  • @m.c.7421
    @m.c.7421 Рік тому +6

    R.I.P. TechnoBlade ♡

  • @caitlynlouisesumapig1307
    @caitlynlouisesumapig1307 3 роки тому +122

    I love this so much
    Greek mythology + techno = POG!

  • @ivyklobs2662
    @ivyklobs2662 3 роки тому +200

    I really like Greek Mythology- so I'm just putting down a bit of what I know from the top of my head lol
    2:02 Athena Aphrodite and Hera
    3:11 He picks Aphrodite. Hera offered him the blessing of luck, bountiful harvests and large families. Athena offered him wisdom and the success of many battles. Aphrodite told him she'd make him prettier- which is what he was all about in the first place, so not much of a competition.
    6:53 The river god Achelous wanted revenge on Heracles. The god told Heracles' wife that centaur blood would keep a husband faithful, she was having doubts of his monogamy (Heracles basically cheated on her every second hour, but that's not the point right now). So the wife spread the centaur's blood on the inside of his coat. The truth is that centaur's blood is actually a really potent poison, and gave Heracles a moderately slow and painful death.

    • @bobmcfattie56
      @bobmcfattie56 3 роки тому +3

      Thank you, I was looking for this comment

    • @Vivian19739
      @Vivian19739 3 роки тому +13

      I thought Aphrodite promised Paris the most beautiful woman in the world or something like that.

    • @ivyklobs2662
      @ivyklobs2662 3 роки тому +3

      @@Vivian19739 that might've been it- this is all just from the top of my head lol

    • @jordanluong9797
      @jordanluong9797 3 роки тому +2

      Maaan heracles/hercules really learned from his dad

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 3 роки тому +4

      If I recall correctly, it was actually a centaur who was killed by Hercules who was offering his no longer needed blood to Hercules's wife. What he didn't mention was the reason he was dying was because of the poisonous blood in Hercules's arrows, which mixed with his own blood. So when Hercules's wife made a coat with the centaur's blood smeared on the inside of it and had Hercules wear it, it was like dumping hydrochloric acid onto his torso.

  • @Iluvpotatoes-v-
    @Iluvpotatoes-v- 2 роки тому +4

    Who needs school when you have ✨Technoblade✨

    • @Y-N1344
      @Y-N1344 Рік тому +1

      Ikr like dang

  • @theaseusthompson885
    @theaseusthompson885 Рік тому +5

    With the sad info that I learned today this video always gave me comfort

  • @alannajohnson
    @alannajohnson 3 роки тому +53

    This is even funnier to me because Dream has said he read and enjoyed the Percy Jackson books before

  • @gigi3839
    @gigi3839 3 роки тому +86

    Another thing about the Phil myth: instead of just awkwardly asking him to come back and fight after abandoning him, they just beat the shit otta Phil and took the bow lmao

    • @blammmed
      @blammmed 2 роки тому +6

      THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY PLS

    • @philipgood5041
      @philipgood5041 4 місяці тому +4

      Must be another case of multiple tellings, I always heard they got a priest of Apollo to heal his foot, so he could kill Paris with the bow.

  • @ToastyToes2728
    @ToastyToes2728 Рік тому +7

    Gonna miss you king :(

  • @lanceofdance7539
    @lanceofdance7539 3 роки тому +9

    It would be amazing if the lore had a hidden fact that the characters of the lore we're actually descendants of the Greek God's, who agrees?