how i got into minecraft monday

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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE 5 років тому +61488

    we will do great things this monday

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  5 років тому +18630

      those fools. they don't stand a chance

    • @lxdixd
      @lxdixd 5 років тому +3922

      wait ur teaming with jschlatt? gg everyone else

    • @alexkostler512
      @alexkostler512 5 років тому +662

      Indeed

    • @yummychicken9810
      @yummychicken9810 5 років тому +579

      Woah you guys will team?

    • @stem8216
      @stem8216 5 років тому +763

      no backstab pls i would like my hero to be able to eat

  • @TD-HO
    @TD-HO 5 років тому +8320

    When techno joins they be like: pfff a newbie
    1 week later: RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE

    • @ashd9498
      @ashd9498 4 роки тому +240

      Funny, you predicted the future.

    • @tacopinata605
      @tacopinata605 4 роки тому +98

      Meowing Oswoof no he commented this 6 months ago mm was 10ish months

    • @DavidGalvanwiz
      @DavidGalvanwiz 4 роки тому +35

      The combat followed him

    • @eposboy5656
      @eposboy5656 4 роки тому +34

      Little did they know he plays blitz

    • @ashd9498
      @ashd9498 4 роки тому +5

      Oh yeah yeah Sub2pewds my bad, sorry! :)

  • @jacobsowa5983
    @jacobsowa5983 4 роки тому +10495

    Techno: "I can't process numbers that big"
    Me: *thinks about potato war and all the numbers he talked about

    • @shadowsovereign3302
      @shadowsovereign3302 4 роки тому +45

      Lmao

    • @clappingslapper6349
      @clappingslapper6349 4 роки тому +224

      his brain has grown sense this video

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 4 роки тому +99

      @@clappingslapper6349 and your since sense hasn't
      edit: How come people don't have the ability to comprehend the sarcasm in this joke? Voices, step up your game! We are superior to any other chat, and we cannot have ourselves distinctly known as "joke missers." What type of abomination do you think I am? We are a collective conscience and I'm not having that shit be ruined. Take a damn joke.

    • @zayhao
      @zayhao 4 роки тому +62

      *character development*

    • @tonysoprano200
      @tonysoprano200 4 роки тому

      Ok

  • @skrimish
    @skrimish 4 роки тому +7033

    Keemstar: “you stream?”
    Technoblade: *sweats nervously*

    • @james7083
      @james7083 4 роки тому +178

      and now he gets half a million viewers per stream

    • @Patrickh08
      @Patrickh08 4 роки тому +16

      *YES. YES I DO...!*

    • @tsukeyi
      @tsukeyi 4 роки тому +35

      @@james7083 nah like 3M in total at this point, he got 300k concurrent last stream

    • @zarrus2172
      @zarrus2172 3 роки тому +12

      If techno can scare the old generation of masters then you know he’s a monster, he literally got banned from a minecraft Monday because he was too good

    • @PolarPsyche
      @PolarPsyche 3 роки тому +18

      @@tsukeyi *looks at his 800k viewer stream"
      "man. and he hasnt changed at all."

  • @iz8942
    @iz8942 3 роки тому +2409

    Technoblade: "3,000 viewers maybeeeee."
    Technoblade a year and a half later: "700,000 viewers meh."

    • @trenkrzys
      @trenkrzys 3 роки тому +43

      900,000

    • @arpita1shrivas
      @arpita1shrivas 3 роки тому +54

      *its a bird, its a plane*
      *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

    • @theomills5902
      @theomills5902 3 роки тому +37

      @@arpita1shrivas ITS TECHNOPLANE

  • @shanislost1
    @shanislost1 5 років тому +5307

    Basically what happened.
    Keem: We're making an MC event that takes place on Mondays for youtu-
    Techno: I hear clout.

    • @spunky9752
      @spunky9752 4 роки тому +14

      epic likes

    • @Emporer-hz1dd
      @Emporer-hz1dd 4 роки тому +4

      I’m thousandth like

    • @shanislost1
      @shanislost1 4 роки тому +2

      Mīmurōdo Gaming Cool :)

    • @therinmorgan3662
      @therinmorgan3662 3 роки тому +1

      This is the least toxic comment thread I have ever seen. *I love it*

    • @arpita1shrivas
      @arpita1shrivas 3 роки тому

      *its a bird, its a plane*
      *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

  • @thegodkiller0194
    @thegodkiller0194 4 роки тому +7014

    “The thing is, when you got 50,000 people, a few of them are gonna be serial killers.”
    -Technoblade

  • @tim6488
    @tim6488 5 років тому +4005

    Technoblade just showed his elbows to keemstar and got in

    • @Alexanter5562
      @Alexanter5562 5 років тому +250

      No way. Keems eyes whould have melted at the sight of such magnificence. I think he only showed one elbow

    • @Typical_Asian
      @Typical_Asian 5 років тому +9

      lol

    • @tim6488
      @tim6488 5 років тому +19

      ImSuchANerd ur right

    • @marmooz
      @marmooz 5 років тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @TNTPUGS
      @TNTPUGS 5 років тому +6

      Correct

  • @catawampus3079
    @catawampus3079 2 роки тому +2652

    It’s ironic hearing Techno talk about all the larger content creators in the beginning, when he ended up being the most successful of any of them. I can’t say I’ll be watching much minecraft youtube now that he’s gone - he was the only one who consistently made me laugh.

    • @interesting8185
      @interesting8185 2 роки тому +50

      facts bruh

    • @NosamTheWise
      @NosamTheWise 2 роки тому +101

      I’ve never even thought about that tbh he really did become the biggest out of them all

    • @unrelatedK
      @unrelatedK 2 роки тому +37

      he still has at least 500 blitz survival games videos you could watch

    • @soofeesh
      @soofeesh Рік тому +1

      @@NosamTheWise pewdiepie?

    • @NosamTheWise
      @NosamTheWise Рік тому +24

      @@soofeesh I forgot Pewdiepie was a part of it when I wrote this comment ngl lol

  • @lemoon7276
    @lemoon7276 5 років тому +7180

    technoblade : I acted casual.
    Also technoblade(during Minecraft monday) : Sometimes when my moms not home. I go into my backyard bury myself and pretend I'm a carrot.

    • @lord_khufu
      @lord_khufu 4 роки тому +199

      Lemoon It’s normal

    • @bogdancoca681
      @bogdancoca681 4 роки тому +190

      * potato,
      Lets have some respect

    • @michaelkarnofski5822
      @michaelkarnofski5822 4 роки тому +19

      He would eat himself 😖

    • @notavailable8232
      @notavailable8232 4 роки тому +64

      BOGDAN COCA no my guy that’s a quote from the stream

    • @MercuryGD
      @MercuryGD 4 роки тому +9

      How does this have 1.6k likes but 5 replies

  • @JackSucksAtLife
    @JackSucksAtLife 5 років тому +22741

    I too have faced the wrath of being completely ghosted in the MM Twitter DMs

    • @konradfletcher6311
      @konradfletcher6311 5 років тому +1063

      Literally no one has liked your comment after 22 mins. How does it feel, Mr Sucks?

    • @Joshy-
      @Joshy- 5 років тому +315

      HUGE F

    • @naam_loos
      @naam_loos 5 років тому +821

      You even get ghosted in this comment section

    • @steepcartoon917
      @steepcartoon917 5 років тому +47

      92 likes wow

    • @Sienna-mt5vn
      @Sienna-mt5vn 5 років тому +87

      jacksucksatminecraftmondays

  • @adelefurness4021
    @adelefurness4021 3 роки тому +3390

    Techno: "In front of 73k viewers, never seen this many viewers in my life"
    Techno's stream today: half a million viewers
    Me:

    • @User-kp9ix
      @User-kp9ix 3 роки тому +62

      a millionaire

    • @madeye2874
      @madeye2874 3 роки тому +12

      I dont want to comment cuz it would ruin the likes number 69

    • @gamingjedi52
      @gamingjedi52 3 роки тому +53

      Emoji flex

    • @adelefurness4021
      @adelefurness4021 3 роки тому +34

      @@gamingjedi52 that's my job as a millionaire 😌

    • @gamingjedi52
      @gamingjedi52 3 роки тому

      @@adelefurness4021 yessir

  • @Yaneko7
    @Yaneko7 5 років тому +2548

    "If yous see a murder being commited call them a boomer"
    -Technoblade 2019

  • @FinnKid1
    @FinnKid1 5 років тому +2149

    Techno, when he gets attacked: "Could you *please* leave me alone, kind sir? Thank you."
    JSchlatt, when he gets attacked: *Incomprehensible 2 bytes per second screeching*

    • @smallworldhaker7781
      @smallworldhaker7781 5 років тому +97

      they’re both so different yet so amazing

    • @hi-nw7qy
      @hi-nw7qy 5 років тому +7

      @@smallworldhaker7781
      I'm excited

    • @Euzoqr
      @Euzoqr 5 років тому +27

      @@hi-nw7qy hi excited
      wait...

    • @xvelocity7083
      @xvelocity7083 5 років тому +3

      The funny mic

    • @smallworldhaker7781
      @smallworldhaker7781 5 років тому +1

      @@hi-nw7qy I'm Absolutely Hyped™

  • @jack_lansky
    @jack_lansky 5 років тому +4147

    I cant wait until they Accidentally play bedwars with techno on Minecraft Monday

    • @fait_accompli.
      @fait_accompli. 5 років тому +122

      *STONKS*

    • @K.D.Meyers
      @K.D.Meyers 5 років тому +19

      Your like count was at 69 I'm sorry I was the one

    • @Joe-g2b7u
      @Joe-g2b7u 4 роки тому +55

      That moment when gb80 joins and they are teamed

    • @baterwottle2400
      @baterwottle2400 4 роки тому +45

      technoblade would just use his steering wheel

    • @thesampion628
      @thesampion628 4 роки тому +24

      @@Joe-g2b7u time and space would just be ripped apart

  • @robstarsixcringe7895
    @robstarsixcringe7895 4 роки тому +341

    Imagine this, forcing Techno to socialize led to the formation of Sleepy Bois Inc.

  • @Schaden_Freude1
    @Schaden_Freude1 5 років тому +15906

    I thought this was background gameplay... he’s able to talk and beat everyone at the same time

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 5 років тому +1904

      Gallimimus Toadeh King I see you're new to this channel

    • @xpoison6566
      @xpoison6566 4 роки тому +1450

      Heck man, hes probably watching tv while doing all this as well lol

    • @communismwizard8198
      @communismwizard8198 4 роки тому +383

      X Poison and playing in VR

    • @jphoenix9670
      @jphoenix9670 4 роки тому +354

      Pfft that is simply the way of the Techno

    • @choko7789
      @choko7789 4 роки тому +430

      He can be doing his English essays while playing and talking

  • @YadoBear
    @YadoBear 4 роки тому +3726

    Techno: I only had like 500k, I was *irrelevant*
    Tommy: **sweating profusely**

    • @cryptorial
      @cryptorial 4 роки тому +6

      Recheck sub count

    • @YadoBear
      @YadoBear 4 роки тому +176

      @@cryptorial I made this like 3 weeks ago when he had 500k, it's a joke/quote so I'm not gonna change it?

    • @jamesridden1557
      @jamesridden1557 4 роки тому +45

      @@YadoBear bruh how the hell did he only have 500000 subs 2 months ago

    • @Wish-rm2qs
      @Wish-rm2qs 4 роки тому +80

      @@jamesridden1557 Probably because of Mr Beast and Dream talking about him constantly, then the duel between the latter and him. That's how I found him, at least

    • @jamesridden1557
      @jamesridden1557 4 роки тому +26

      @@Wish-rm2qs nah man he had like a huge sub boost last year at mc mondays where he literally dominated the games after that he got upto 1 million subs dream wasnt even that big back then

  • @thetruedjchu8338
    @thetruedjchu8338 5 років тому +6611

    I remember when Techno had under 500k subs, now he's playing with the big people like Techno

  • @emeamo720
    @emeamo720 3 роки тому +100

    Past Technoblade: WOAH 73K VIEWERS!
    Technoblade now: 854K viewers wtf

  • @ixalaz4536
    @ixalaz4536 5 років тому +1434

    _"I didn't have to talk to people, I just had to stab them and that's something I can do"_
    -Technoblade 2019

    • @vaultofarms
      @vaultofarms 5 років тому +3

      InternetPhilia the quotation marks “ my guy. WE NEED THE QUOTATION MARKS

    • @Yarrowplant
      @Yarrowplant 5 років тому +3

      Just like in real life

    • @PumkiinBeats
      @PumkiinBeats 5 років тому

      696

    • @ixalaz4536
      @ixalaz4536 5 років тому +1

      @@vaultofarms done

    • @ixalaz4536
      @ixalaz4536 5 років тому +4

      @@Yarrowplant r/cursedcomments

  • @chocolategoose7350
    @chocolategoose7350 5 років тому +919

    "...bullying James Charles in hypixel duels for an hour.."
    I need to see this gem. Please upload highlights.

  • @PlacidSine
    @PlacidSine 5 років тому +3903

    The only good thing keen has done is starting Minecraft Monday and indirectly making techno’s Channel explode

    • @ellabrown4248
      @ellabrown4248 4 роки тому +37

      Keem

    • @cyberbyte2168
      @cyberbyte2168 4 роки тому +226

      To be fair Keem did expose some Minecraft Predators as well a few years back. Too bad he let MC Monday be run into the ground from mismanagement.

    • @mrmeh145
      @mrmeh145 4 роки тому +27

      @@ellabrown4248 his new name is keen

    • @teethsticker3810
      @teethsticker3810 4 роки тому +38

      @@mrmeh145 keenu reaves

    • @Assassin_Bear
      @Assassin_Bear 4 роки тому +24

      @@cyberbyte2168 ah yes now I remember why I hate him, he's that psychopath who can destroy anyone's whole life

  • @crazycoden6411
    @crazycoden6411 3 роки тому +133

    It’s crazy to think how popular techno became because he said “yes” it literally changed his life.

  • @royaldoggo497
    @royaldoggo497 5 років тому +909

    Technoblade must win the next Minecraft Monday because his parents haven’t been giving him food for 3 weeks

  • @Audrey-nf8er
    @Audrey-nf8er 5 років тому +1788

    Okay I NEED to see technoblade bully James Charles in hypixel duels

    • @Alex-wx2qn
      @Alex-wx2qn 5 років тому +31

      That's good plan and if he wins he gets 10000 muffins

    • @Luculent
      @Luculent 5 років тому +6

      I agree with this statement.

    • @TERRORWOLF
      @TERRORWOLF 5 років тому +3

      It's my destiny to see it.

    • @ferbooper2838
      @ferbooper2838 5 років тому +6

      1 mil subs with no vids you have legitimately one THOUSAND subscribers more than I do, and you haven’t uploaded a single video
      I’d say you’re doing pretty well on your goal.
      :(

    • @peacefulgamer7560
      @peacefulgamer7560 5 років тому +2

      Ferbooper Ik feels bad man

  • @Meeminator
    @Meeminator 5 років тому +3871

    "I get ghosted by every leading figure in the industry"
    Why is technoblade so relatable smh 😔

    • @spazmataz
      @spazmataz 5 років тому +19

      Like you know every leading figure in and industry I’m just joking .

    • @naomi-on7fo
      @naomi-on7fo 5 років тому +2

      ikr

    • @thatboimudkip2302
      @thatboimudkip2302 5 років тому

      Meeminator r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @Meeminator
      @Meeminator 5 років тому +14

      @@thatboimudkip2302 more like r/im16andthisisironic

    • @thatboimudkip2302
      @thatboimudkip2302 5 років тому +2

      Meeminator ok emo boy

  • @norwatch_llamaassasin
    @norwatch_llamaassasin 2 роки тому +650

    thank you Techno. If it wasn’t for you, Minecraft Monday wouldn’t have been as fun as it was to watch. With everybody being surprised of this pig skin person stabbing everyone. They had to nerf the game so much for you man. We all love you Techno, we will miss you for as long as we live. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

  • @selah2367
    @selah2367 5 років тому +2368

    I want footage of techno blade bullying James Charles in hypixel duels?

  • @highsuperpokemon3991
    @highsuperpokemon3991 4 роки тому +893

    Techno: “we had great chemistry”
    Chris: *throws snowball in his face*

    • @ramekin5635
      @ramekin5635 4 роки тому +6

      Chris from mr beast right?

    • @siren239
      @siren239 4 роки тому +2

      @@ramekin5635 yup!

    • @arpita1shrivas
      @arpita1shrivas 3 роки тому +1

      *its a bird, its a plane*
      *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

    • @usurysuspect826
      @usurysuspect826 3 роки тому

      @@arpita1shrivas shush man

    • @CowpokeChrist
      @CowpokeChrist Місяць тому

      Man, i sure hope nothing pedophilic happens to chris 3 years after this comment was posted, that would suck!

  • @more_alize2005
    @more_alize2005 5 років тому +3946

    Techno: **makes joke**
    Everyone in the groupchat: **ignores**
    Techno: *you underestimate my power.*
    **proceeds to win two Minecraft Mondays in a row and famous people now know who he is**

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 5 років тому +380

      Not only do they know
      *they also FEAR him*

    • @aparadox6303
      @aparadox6303 5 років тому +203

      Now everyone: *angrily grumbles about losing*

    • @more_alize2005
      @more_alize2005 5 років тому +10

      @@aparadox6303 for real-

    • @more_alize2005
      @more_alize2005 5 років тому +4

      @@zyberzero4491 oh shoot I did spell it wrong 😂😂 thanks for bringing it to my attention!

    • @cyanide3508
      @cyanide3508 5 років тому +11

      he literally just stab people

  • @pants7988
    @pants7988 4 роки тому +123

    "If you see someone murder, call them a boomer."
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @Donut001
    @Donut001 5 років тому +2381

    next week: how i got banned from Minecraft Monday

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo 5 років тому +6

      agreed

    • @saltyjr562
      @saltyjr562 5 років тому +3

      True

    • @mobueh
      @mobueh 5 років тому +4

      Probably

    • @vast3816
      @vast3816 5 років тому +8

      And they won lol

    • @mrwillp1719
      @mrwillp1719 5 років тому +45

      You predicted the future

  • @nashthegamer317
    @nashthegamer317 4 роки тому +544

    Techno getting ghosted in the groupchat is what created the monster that they all fear now, it's their fault

    • @king1491
      @king1491 2 роки тому +1

      1:57 this Clip is crazy ong

  • @lcs-steven4461
    @lcs-steven4461 5 років тому +531

    “I stab Celebrities for Coins”
    My gravestone message

    • @pieppy6058
      @pieppy6058 5 років тому +7

      Techno blade never dies

    • @xAdrianHGx
      @xAdrianHGx 2 роки тому

      @@pieppy6058 this has totally different meaning now. RIP

  • @wikisolos
    @wikisolos 3 місяці тому +92

    "chris is a good guy" how badly it aged 😭

    • @Buck_Bentley
      @Buck_Bentley 3 місяці тому +30

      This video mentions KeemStar, Chris, and James Charles. What a squad.

    • @ZoopyMusic
      @ZoopyMusic 3 місяці тому +6

      Also carson

    • @Shiswd
      @Shiswd 2 місяці тому +3

      @@ZoopyMusicCarson had a 2 year age difference it was not that bad

    • @Nixias_
      @Nixias_ 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah

    • @BarioIDL
      @BarioIDL Місяць тому

      @@Shiswd he dragged techno down in minecraft monday, L

  • @pokemaster2129
    @pokemaster2129 5 років тому +725

    I just want raw footage of you bullying james charles in hypixel duels

    • @fukefuk823
      @fukefuk823 5 років тому +2

      where

    • @omchar8171
      @omchar8171 5 років тому

      Saaaaame.

    • @fukefuk823
      @fukefuk823 5 років тому +1

      @@omchar8171 LINK?

    • @omchar8171
      @omchar8171 5 років тому +2

      Fuke Fuk I was agreeing to wanting the footage, not having seen it. Sorry if that was unclear.

    • @mostlyimportant4212
      @mostlyimportant4212 5 років тому +2

      Bro did you see his and PewDiePie's hunger games video, James Charles is a PvP god

  • @smips2628
    @smips2628 5 років тому +4994

    Wow I have massive respect for you, Techno. You went out of your way and definitely out of your comfort zone to join Minecraft Monday’s. That standing alone takes a lot of courage as you are a smaller UA-camr compared to most of the others that are in the tournament. You tried your best and succeeded very much so in conversing amongst the other contestants. I just wanted to say that I really respect your optimistic attitude towards open opportunities, and mischievous thoughts towards achieving clout.
    -Sincerely, an average fan

    • @saihanmarshall5287
      @saihanmarshall5287 5 років тому +115

      He did it for the VIIIEEEEWWWZ
      jk plz dnt kll me. it’s cool he stepped out of his comfort zone to do this.

    • @smips2628
      @smips2628 5 років тому +127

      @Saigon Marshall, dude I completely agree because getting views was most likely his motivation, but my point was that to get those views he had to step out of his comfort zone. You acknowledged that tho, so you are right

    • @saihanmarshall5287
      @saihanmarshall5287 5 років тому +45

      Smip S
      Yay, we’re both right. And Techno is amazing both in ethic and courage.

    • @huaen8880
      @huaen8880 5 років тому +26

      @@smips2628 He probably wanted the opportunity to take part in a competition with so many big minecraft youtubers. Who wouldn't want that? Oh, and the free views :P

    • @jysg6171
      @jysg6171 5 років тому +21

      He did it for pig rank.

  • @wcstfan
    @wcstfan 5 років тому +379

    What if you
    wanted to win skywars
    but Techno said
    *S T R E N G T H*

    • @thatguyman6044
      @thatguyman6044 5 років тому

      And no knockback

    • @rogeliodominguez2187
      @rogeliodominguez2187 5 років тому +2

      SchollCrew that was good ngl

    • @h2o848
      @h2o848 5 років тому +1

      what if you wanted a kill in minecraft monday
      but your target said
      *P E A R L*

    • @whiterunguard9872
      @whiterunguard9872 5 років тому

      what if you wanted to play skywars but the game said:
      Technoblade joined the game

    • @mysarla
      @mysarla 5 років тому

      Welp, might as well get ready to type ‘gg’ for that pretty useless karma...

  • @dolphins6010
    @dolphins6010 3 роки тому +48

    When he said the joke I bet everyone was like: who's this techno kid? Probably ass, then boom he wins and half the records are his

  • @AintNoJohn
    @AintNoJohn 4 роки тому +680

    “Put me in coach I got block dreams”
    -Future five-time MCM champion

    • @HannahMMicke
      @HannahMMicke 4 роки тому +2

      *4

    • @AintNoJohn
      @AintNoJohn 4 роки тому +7

      @@HannahMMicke ok this was from six months ago no one cares

    • @2sinister4you
      @2sinister4you 4 роки тому +1

      @@AintNoJohn *4

    • @AintNoJohn
      @AintNoJohn 4 роки тому +11

      @@2sinister4you let’s be real he would’ve dominated week 14 with wisp

    • @MasterofBeats
      @MasterofBeats 3 роки тому +3

      @@AintNoJohn *4 xD and I agree with you

  • @puppy777
    @puppy777 4 роки тому +2708

    When you started rewatching techno’s videos for the 5th time because his upload schedule is godly
    Edit 7/3/22: welp

    • @SgwiggleMonSquiggles
      @SgwiggleMonSquiggles 4 роки тому +91

      *5th? How pathetic.*

    • @_username
      @_username 4 роки тому +59

      When techno uploads 2 videos a year:
      "what is this sorcery!?!"

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 роки тому +36

      he may never die but he also never uploads

    • @primo3621
      @primo3621 4 роки тому +37

      In one of his streams there was a guy who said "ever heard of less is more technoblade??" (He was gathering stacks upon stacks of gold) techno then replied " yea that's how my upload scheadule works

    • @monke7238
      @monke7238 4 роки тому +4

      True

  • @Boney9551
    @Boney9551 5 років тому +487

    Techno's gonna get banned by stealing everyone's presents in grinch simulator in week 6

    • @MakusinMeringue
      @MakusinMeringue 5 років тому +27

      Mikhail McMorrow Let’s destroy those orphans

    • @average_trans_furry
      @average_trans_furry 5 років тому +10

      Yo og references

    • @iiajijds9688
      @iiajijds9688 5 років тому +5

      @@MakusinMeringue still only the 2nd worst thing in the lives so who cares

    • @celestial190
      @celestial190 5 років тому +6

      THOSE ORPHANS NEVER STOOD A CHANCE

    • @manolenikolasnikolas2292
      @manolenikolasnikolas2292 5 років тому +6

      Dude these orphans are gettin' destroyed! Lmao

  • @silent1776
    @silent1776 3 роки тому +36

    Techno: my brain doesn’t process big numbers
    The potato war:

  • @ShadowCatMC
    @ShadowCatMC 5 років тому +1564

    That moment when Keemstar finds Techno’s video called “Proof I don’t autoclick”

    • @ShadowCatMC
      @ShadowCatMC 5 років тому +3

      Echo Gaming sarcasm

    • @Verisity
      @Verisity 4 роки тому +5

      Shadow Cat What is this supposed to implie?

    • @godlyhax4172
      @godlyhax4172 4 роки тому +1

      @@Verisity Imply*

    • @Verisity
      @Verisity 4 роки тому +2

      Godlyhax thanks

    • @bmuffin4243
      @bmuffin4243 4 роки тому +29

      @@Verisity A while ago, he did a short clip called "proof I don't autoclick" where he goes onto a CPS website and gets like 700 clicks through pure skill

  • @xhurtlqving-hypixel851
    @xhurtlqving-hypixel851 5 років тому +403

    Technoblade: *Wins Minecraft Mondays*
    Literally everyone: "Nah I don't wanna be his teammate"
    Bruh moment

  • @Swix
    @Swix 4 роки тому +393

    "I don't do commentary videos much"
    *casually slaughters every man in the game during commentary"

  • @jigglephysics655
    @jigglephysics655 4 роки тому +147

    It’s crazy how much he grew in 2 years
    “How many viewers?”
    “Uhh 2-3k?”
    Meanwhile October 2020 techno had over 200k watching during the Dream SMP festival

    • @fishbowlliz
      @fishbowlliz 4 роки тому +16

      He's getting like 100k viewers consistently during live streams and gets over a million views per video the day it's released.
      I'm really happy for Techno. I've been subbed since 2017 :)

    • @nickwright4079
      @nickwright4079 4 роки тому +1

      He hit 320K on the revolution stream

    • @silvaa9414
      @silvaa9414 3 роки тому +17

      800K!!!

    • @martapereira6117
      @martapereira6117 3 роки тому +7

      Damn can’t believe his views literally quadrupled in the span of 2 months

    • @silvaa9414
      @silvaa9414 3 роки тому +4

      @@martapereira6117 DESERVED

  • @vigilant3263
    @vigilant3263 4 роки тому +845

    youtubers: ghost techno out
    techno: kills everyone
    youtubers: o_O

  • @clippedoutofcontext2283
    @clippedoutofcontext2283 4 роки тому +1107

    Minecraft Monday was the closest we got to consistent uploads XD

    • @amalkrishnanajay5907
      @amalkrishnanajay5907 3 роки тому +9

      Until now

    • @noobostog3561
      @noobostog3561 3 роки тому +5

      @@amalkrishnanajay5907 until now

    • @KuroToei
      @KuroToei 3 роки тому +1

      @@bor_d4133 i mean if you saw a year ago he post something in 7 months so ......

    • @austinorsomeonealt
      @austinorsomeonealt 3 роки тому

      Yes we now we get about an upload twice a month.

    • @tristen9736
      @tristen9736 3 роки тому

      This is all a straight up bruh moment

  • @rocapbg9518
    @rocapbg9518 5 років тому +654

    Damn techno is now a big youtuber, his skywars video got on trending.

    • @noaudiochannel3131
      @noaudiochannel3131 5 років тому +21

      Im so happy for him also he about to reach 1mil

    • @mysarla
      @mysarla 5 років тому

      *YE*

    • @sandimalssd
      @sandimalssd 5 років тому +2

      Yesssss it's so cool having been subbed and watching for gah idk how long.. Quite a few years, since he was a pretty small youtuber (for some reason YT didn't notice his hot elbows and bump him up a couple million subs) and gah almost at a million it's so cool

    • @youtube.comsucks
      @youtube.comsucks 5 років тому +1

      Which video

    • @user-hw9xc1jn5p
      @user-hw9xc1jn5p 5 років тому

      @@youtube.comsucks this one

  • @tristanlotivio9501
    @tristanlotivio9501 3 роки тому +38

    The Him talking about Carson hits differently now

  • @pohke
    @pohke 5 років тому +798

    "Texting people is exhausting"
    -Technoblade 2019

  • @matteob8746
    @matteob8746 4 роки тому +743

    "I didn't have to talk to them, I just had to stab them, That's something I can do." Wow.
    Amazing

  • @RandomStando
    @RandomStando 5 років тому +549

    Antvenom: Ugh god Technoblade is so good it makes me mad
    Techno joins Ant's call
    Ant: Oh hi! Im not salty at all

    • @user-lj6vq7bm7u
      @user-lj6vq7bm7u 5 років тому +139

      It's kinda sad though because techno isn't even trie harding and he just wants people to like him

    • @speedepitomised
      @speedepitomised 5 років тому +54

      @@user-lj6vq7bm7u Yeah that's true, it's sad that people hate on him for being good at the game. At the same time, I can understand people's frustration as they feel like no matter how well they do Techno still seems to generally always win and do better than them. It would be interesting if they did one week of the top individual players teaming up, like say Bajancanadian and Technoblade, Vikkstar and Skeppy, etc.

    • @danisob3633
      @danisob3633 5 років тому

      @@user-lj6vq7bm7u try

    • @adorablerepresentativemcfo9892
      @adorablerepresentativemcfo9892 5 років тому +4

      @@speedepitomised bruh chill they're just joking

    • @speedepitomised
      @speedepitomised 5 років тому +15

      @@adorablerepresentativemcfo9892 Yeah most of them are but obviously there is some genuine salt against Techno for him winning all the time. Maybe they don't hate him for being so good but a lot of people definitely get annoyed if he dominates a Minecraft Monday. Honestly I just want the game to be entertaining and it can get a bit stale if Techno wins every week so I like what they are doing to nerf him a bit and make the team's more fair and balanced. It's funny that they have to put him with the worst players just to ensure he doesn't win, Techno's just so damn good at Minecraft it's crazy. Meanwhile I love Minecraft but I'm a complete noob lol 😂

  • @awkwardsquish2441
    @awkwardsquish2441 3 роки тому +207

    Techno stans knew to cancel Carson before techno did

    • @BarioIDL
      @BarioIDL 6 місяців тому

      someone said "tell the nonce to cooperate" in the chat, his career was over 10 minutes earlier

  • @krakenwarrior3237
    @krakenwarrior3237 5 років тому +265

    I can't win in skywars, or even do well, and I also can't hold a conversation with someone for long before it gets awkward.
    How does Technoblade do both?

    • @markbugenhagen9391
      @markbugenhagen9391 5 років тому +4

      Kraken Warrior uhhh I can’t do either but just today I did all the challenges and won on my first game cuz the last guy ran off

    • @egg00egg
      @egg00egg 5 років тому +8

      His elbows.

    • @gareth6734
      @gareth6734 5 років тому

      He doesnt ask questions and nobody talks to him

    • @Haphpint_
      @Haphpint_ 5 років тому +2

      when did you last get a haircut?

  • @kurejzi4379
    @kurejzi4379 5 років тому +278

    "Chris is a great guy, we had chemistry"
    *cue spleef

    • @polarisation
      @polarisation 5 років тому

      thats what i thought too:))))

  • @atrain7640
    @atrain7640 5 років тому +1072

    People in australia: YES ANOTHER VIDEO OF MINECRAFT TUESDAY!!!

  • @HuTaosreallover
    @HuTaosreallover 2 роки тому +71

    Rest In Peace Technoblade you will never be forgotten and your legacy will never be forgotten you have touched and inspired many people TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!

  • @jaysefgames1155
    @jaysefgames1155 5 років тому +281

    Calling people boomers: the best way to introduce jschlatt as your teamate

    • @imcool2931
      @imcool2931 5 років тому

      Pls don't ruin the 69 likes count

    • @BigPoppi2
      @BigPoppi2 5 років тому

      *Ruins 69 likes*

    • @imcool2931
      @imcool2931 5 років тому

      @@BigPoppi2 *outro of longbeachgriffy starts playing*

    • @jaysefgames1155
      @jaysefgames1155 5 років тому

      Omg I'm famous

  • @Leo-yk5gb
    @Leo-yk5gb 5 років тому +577

    ‘When you’ve got 50,000 people, a few of them are gonna be serial killers’
    -Technoblade 2019
    Edit: 15:52

  • @frogchip6484
    @frogchip6484 5 років тому +470

    techno joining mc mondays gave him so much exposure and clout, very good business move *SeemsGood*

  • @kavyakapoor3541
    @kavyakapoor3541 3 роки тому +34

    it's crazy to think he says he gets 2,000 viewers here and two days ago, he peaked at 853,000 viewers and 5 mill subscribers. INSANE and completely deserved. HES FINALLY FAMOUS(and yet still no gf)

  • @quarreling
    @quarreling 5 років тому +121

    “they split the top 5 teams”
    *Skeppy & BBH* : ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU

    • @thewhitefang2725
      @thewhitefang2725 5 років тому +2

      They split them as well smh

    • @trash8931
      @trash8931 5 років тому +1

      TheWhiteFang they did???? i’m so sad the SkepBoyHalo ship is real

    • @user-ip5fz3zk7q
      @user-ip5fz3zk7q 5 років тому +1

      UR MOM yee you better ship them

    • @trash8931
      @trash8931 5 років тому

      Ulm Destroyer 101 shut up nobody asked

    • @trash8931
      @trash8931 5 років тому

      Ulm Destroyer 101 jesus christ i lost brain cells trying to read that comment. bella thorne is that you?

  • @lucatowalker2123
    @lucatowalker2123 4 роки тому +1004

    Techno: "I have social anxiety. I don't like texting and stuff
    Also Techno: *Saying this to a audience of hundreds of thousands*

    • @parthenocissus
      @parthenocissus 4 роки тому +85

      he can't talk to them in live time, so it doesn't cout

    • @defvoid...8486
      @defvoid...8486 4 роки тому +8

      Millions...

    • @kaimarquess1965
      @kaimarquess1965 4 роки тому +8

      @@parthenocissus T h e c h a t

    • @parthenocissus
      @parthenocissus 4 роки тому +76

      @@kaimarquess1965 but its not verbal responses. I have the same issues he does. Its a lot different talking to lots of people you can physically see, compared to talking to numbers on a screen.

    • @serhoots9246
      @serhoots9246 3 роки тому +1

      The voices are helping him to overcome his fear

  • @vyxis1849
    @vyxis1849 4 роки тому +482

    "If you see a murder, call them a boomer. actually no, call the police"
    Noted. I will call the police a boomer

    • @ktz1185
      @ktz1185 3 роки тому +7

      Got it lmao

    • @arpita1shrivas
      @arpita1shrivas 3 роки тому +7

      *its a bird, its a plane*
      *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

  • @tcatking9761
    @tcatking9761 2 роки тому +19

    This is how I learned about Techno for the first time (MM). Since seeing his skywars video's afterwards and destroying everyone I thought was good at minecraft before I knew Techno would be and still is one of the greatest (if not the greatest) of all time. He will be missed and his love for entertaining us while destroying nerds will be why. Thank you Techno!

  • @mossytime349
    @mossytime349 4 роки тому +1156

    Techno: No he's actually a nice person. He's doing it as a joke!!
    Everyone: haha technoblade stockholm syndrome go brrr

  • @werr3222werrr
    @werr3222werrr 5 років тому +391

    “They had too split the good teams”
    You can’t split techno

  • @gradyl7370
    @gradyl7370 5 років тому +838

    Plz do the training James Charles montage. Think of the click bait!!!

    • @praveen-2104
      @praveen-2104 5 років тому +4

      He doesn't even need click baits, he is already earning 1.2m+ without donations

    • @Eternence
      @Eternence 5 років тому +24

      @@praveen-2104 I think thats way too much

    • @praveen-2104
      @praveen-2104 5 років тому

      @@Eternence i meant per year, mb. Just this month, he already earned 400k

    • @nosse8073
      @nosse8073 5 років тому

      @@praveen-2104 how do you know that

    • @yiayisfake6561
      @yiayisfake6561 5 років тому +5

      @@praveen-2104 he did 7.2k - 115k in the last 30 days according to socialblade

  • @alazyperson9168
    @alazyperson9168 2 роки тому +17

    it feels weird not having him around anymore. I miss techno alot.

    • @Piskitna
      @Piskitna 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah....It Hurt So Much As A Fan For 5 years it hurt

  • @FBI-le1py
    @FBI-le1py 5 років тому +202

    Technoblade could have won week 3, 4 and 5 but he was being merciful God.

    • @crimson4069
      @crimson4069 5 років тому +18

      He would have week 3 and 5 if he had a proper teammate tbh. Week 4 he wasn't playing to well

    • @pom1489
      @pom1489 5 років тому +1

      Crimson Dude. It’s a joke.

    • @crimson4069
      @crimson4069 5 років тому +3

      @@pom1489 no really? I'm just saying he would have actually won 2 of those weeks with a teammate

    • @aioharmony
      @aioharmony 5 років тому

      Crimson on week 5 is teammate bailed

  • @タキ-r9g
    @タキ-r9g 5 років тому +694

    I will explain what happened in 7:20 for the people confused.
    7:23 techno throws a pearl strait up, otherwise he couldn’t make it up on the land anymore.
    7:24 to 7:26 he continues to throw a pearl to the bottom of the island to stay alive until the first pearl lands.
    Then his pearl lands and he won the game.

    • @sheath23r
      @sheath23r 5 років тому +148

      That moment is the definition of a pro gamer move

    • @TV-dk6wl
      @TV-dk6wl 5 років тому +78

      Long story short->he throws a pearl on the surface and buys time with more pearls.

    • @RyanEglitis
      @RyanEglitis 5 років тому +51

      All while not pearling too many times to cancel out the good pearl.

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 років тому +32

      Or just Technoblade never dies

    • @jumble6820
      @jumble6820 5 років тому +15

      GamerTastyVidsStudios hcaker*

  • @BenGoddard33
    @BenGoddard33 5 років тому +367

    Keemstar: We need Techno to stop winning
    Carson: Hold my waffle

    • @FaZVortex
      @FaZVortex 5 років тому +20

      @Bobby Rascal its because carson ate a waffle before minecraft monday... r/wooosh

    • @icansmellyourfear5618
      @icansmellyourfear5618 5 років тому +21

      @Bobby Rascal Number one
      R/woooosh isn't dead
      Number two.
      No, you didn't.

    • @tammyriggins3717
      @tammyriggins3717 5 років тому

      PugGames dude he just snacked in waffles for like 20 minutes of the stream

    • @ImAPotatoLol
      @ImAPotatoLol 5 років тому +5

      @Bobby Rascal 1: the woosh subreddit is far from dead
      2: his formatting is good. Stfu

    • @nenjimikunx3729
      @nenjimikunx3729 5 років тому +2

      @Bobby Rascal r/woooosh

  • @shyers3667
    @shyers3667 3 роки тому +123

    "Carsons a great guy!" -Technoblade 2019
    *Flashbacks* "I take it all back." -Technoblade 2021

  • @ruthless8538
    @ruthless8538 5 років тому +234

    the dumbest thing about mc monday is thats its a mc event with so many people who doent play mc, in the first week some people legit downloaded the game the day of the event

    • @skreepyy
      @skreepyy 5 років тому +2

      Plasm all of them do. I’m not even kidding MrSavageM is a veteran. Pewds is a veteran, I’m not even kidding

    • @nearbygamerfanable
      @nearbygamerfanable 5 років тому +1

      Ninja intensifies

    • @code5298
      @code5298 5 років тому +18

      I personally have no problem with that lol. Its funny watching technoblade bully them

    • @betterdaysbetterdaysbetterdays
      @betterdaysbetterdaysbetterdays 5 років тому +1

      That's the point

    • @Mimikyu103
      @Mimikyu103 5 років тому

      Kustomluke he was also a singer

  • @ferbooper2838
    @ferbooper2838 5 років тому +284

    wait, this is #6 on Gaming?
    woah, technoblade, you’ve come a long way from getting hacked by a professional twitter hacker

    • @skillz132yt8
      @skillz132yt8 5 років тому +14

      lmao I remember that

    • @lionman8376
      @lionman8376 5 років тому +1

      @DarkAgit it was

    • @alan4238
      @alan4238 5 років тому +7

      He recovered from those 20 extra dislikes and mean comments

    • @whiterunguard9872
      @whiterunguard9872 5 років тому

      wow thats what pewdiepie gets every video

    • @MrProsper321
      @MrProsper321 5 років тому

      @@Aidan-se8yk he was proud of technoblade don't think you got it

  • @rayaanali9644
    @rayaanali9644 4 роки тому +248

    I was so emotional when he said that no one in mc Monday likes him and he wanted ppl to like him :(

    • @blammmed
      @blammmed 3 роки тому +7

      wait thats actually so sad

  • @blendedcucumber7788
    @blendedcucumber7788 3 роки тому +21

    “Uh yeah I can get 2k viewers”
    The other day he hit 850k PEAK CONCURRENT VIEWERS

  • @tkd8711
    @tkd8711 5 років тому +555

    I am just realizing why techno is so good.. the gems on his crown are actually the infinity stones!

  • @dewydewback
    @dewydewback 5 років тому +279

    It's true, the first bit was miserable trust me, I was there when it was live, and it was so bad, I tried to skip ahead

    • @martynakozula7735
      @martynakozula7735 5 років тому +26

      dewy dewback it was so awkward, I sadly had to watch the whole thing cause I joined when it started

    • @muffinman8745
      @muffinman8745 5 років тому +50

      Yeah the bit was pretty bad, but Carson didn't deserve all of the hate.

    • @martynakozula7735
      @martynakozula7735 5 років тому +13

      Uncle Dennis true, he does it for jokes and he obviously didn’t mean to make everyone mad

    • @ゴーストヒューマン
      @ゴーストヒューマン 5 років тому +15

      Yeah Carson definitely didn't the hate epically when people told him to kill himself and shit like damn it's just a game (a 10000$ game sure, but he probably paid of most of his student loans)

    • @avt5855
      @avt5855 5 років тому +2

      Chuckled maybe once in 30 mins got old real fast tho

  • @aerousops1806
    @aerousops1806 5 років тому +87

    "Welcome guys to another episode skywars"...
    Is it wierd that I got nostalgia from this legendary intro?

    • @mer2837
      @mer2837 5 років тому +1

      I also got nostalgia, I miss the old times...

    • @jackary078
      @jackary078 5 років тому

      i remember when techno had 15k subs lol

    • @Anton.3622
      @Anton.3622 5 років тому +1

      Good job commenting the same thing twice

  • @ASININ3
    @ASININ3 3 роки тому +14

    “Don’t get toxic over lego videogames” best quote of all time
    (Edited) “if you see someone committing murder... immediately call them a boomer”

  • @proyo.
    @proyo. 5 років тому +496

    only casuals watch the highlights, even if i missed the stream I would still go back and watch it.

    • @chiiidhd
      @chiiidhd 5 років тому

      Lmao same

    • @east3myway
      @east3myway 5 років тому +40

      real ones watch the stream, vod, AND highlights

    • @marmooz
      @marmooz 5 років тому +5

      I watch both XD

    • @biolifeless150
      @biolifeless150 5 років тому +3

      I watch everything about techno lmao

    • @tmka660
      @tmka660 5 років тому +2

      if you miss the stream then just go back in time and watch it

  • @manthezimmer
    @manthezimmer 5 років тому +110

    jschlatt teaming with techno is the best news ive heard all year

  • @imbiork
    @imbiork 5 років тому +71

    He reminds me of King from one punch man. Everyone thinks he's the strongest/badass but in reality he is socially anxious and scared of people.

  • @JustAnotherPerson1
    @JustAnotherPerson1 4 роки тому +63

    The funniest thing about the people hating on techno in MCM was Junky and Carson saying shit like "I just googled the creator of minecraft, and it's Technoblade"

  • @sterlingz.8275
    @sterlingz.8275 5 років тому +61

    "When you've got 50,000 people a few of them are going to be serial killers" -Technoblade 2019

  • @TriploonGD
    @TriploonGD 4 роки тому +124

    "if you see a murder being committed you should immediately call them a boomer"

    • @HideFromIt
      @HideFromIt 3 роки тому

      Actually no, call a popice

  • @tony-lk3hv
    @tony-lk3hv 5 років тому +956

    dude you should team with Notch, he's rusty

    • @Dero_Zero
      @Dero_Zero 5 років тому +101

      He just immediately gives himself op and creative mode

    • @tenslice979
      @tenslice979 5 років тому +48

      Notch was the reason why god apples were added so a noob like him could survive. That was something along the lines of what he said anyways. I don't think he'd be a good choice for pvp

    • @captaineldeezee1336
      @captaineldeezee1336 5 років тому +19

      Don't cha mean Grumm?

    • @mememan8801
      @mememan8801 5 років тому +11

      @@captaineldeezee1336 grum will just spawn mobiles everywhere

    • @yiannisagkortzas6887
      @yiannisagkortzas6887 5 років тому +1

      CzechGamerCZ lol

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon Рік тому +17

    I fear the alternate universe where Techno never got invited to Minecraft Monday

  • @Berkut_FE
    @Berkut_FE 5 років тому +81

    "There was so many cool people like Ph1lza...."
    The money was cool too.

  • @OriginalSOS
    @OriginalSOS 5 років тому +135

    *why does technoblade always sound he is about to yawn*

  • @GageFulk
    @GageFulk 5 років тому +250

    Why are 5/6 infinity stones on technos crown in thumbnail

  • @eleavate
    @eleavate 3 роки тому +190

    "Carson is a chill dude". This has not aged well

    • @anthonyfryers9070
      @anthonyfryers9070 3 роки тому +2

      Very true

    • @denksmitd
      @denksmitd 3 роки тому +1

      what happened-?

    • @eleavate
      @eleavate 3 роки тому +10

      @@denksmitd He admitted to grooming

    • @denksmitd
      @denksmitd 3 роки тому +10

      @@eleavate that's fucked up, thanks

    • @zoopycat
      @zoopycat 3 роки тому +13

      I mean technoblade just didn't wanted to spread toxicity

  • @Sheena1234ization
    @Sheena1234ization 5 років тому +573

    Techno make a vlog of how you are such a funny charismatic alpha male

    • @clnne
      @clnne 5 років тому +10

      the contrast

    • @big-fatdumpy-head4482
      @big-fatdumpy-head4482 5 років тому +12

      Mom come pick me up I'm scared

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 років тому +14

      Stabbing youtubers is the ultimate power move

    • @Mom-yg1rt
      @Mom-yg1rt 5 років тому +2

      toiletoutletthe 1st no

    • @martenski5597
      @martenski5597 5 років тому +3

      NO VLOGS for the safery of humanity
      hell stab people in real life

  • @jon247
    @jon247 5 років тому +201

    Can't wait until the most nerfed team(Techno and Preston) form in MC monday

  • @Cynthionic
    @Cynthionic 5 років тому +169

    I really wanna see the video of you training James Charles

  • @themastermeep2662
    @themastermeep2662 3 роки тому +6

    It's crazy to think that 20k was really big for techno a year ago, when his latest dsmp stream peaked at over 800k. Gotta love the progression!