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  • Опубліковано 4 кві 2019
  • it's something
    --------------------------------
    become a CHANNEL MEMBER here: / @technoblade
    other YT channel (go subscribe): / @technothepig1448
    follow me on twitter too: / technothepig
    Server: mc.hypixel.net
    Resource Pack: • 50,000 (double revamp ...
    Will I add you as a friend?: imgur.com/a/x6fEtzB
    music:
    "Reign" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    creativecommons.org/licenses/b...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @monkydance2880
    @monkydance2880 4 роки тому +7262

    1:55 imagine still being on your spawn island and just seeing 6 notifications in the chat of technoblade killing someone in the span of 10 seconds

    • @user-kx8pu6ys5i
      @user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 роки тому +331

      Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? I'm gonna die now

    • @yourhotmom6858
      @yourhotmom6858 3 роки тому +377

      I would think he was a hacker.:/

    • @user-pu2uj8iu5x
      @user-pu2uj8iu5x 3 роки тому +188

      My first thought would be that’s he was using aura bhop and speed

    • @vi2885
      @vi2885 3 роки тому +185

      “Well, I guess I’ll just die then”

    • @cyanitehd8004
      @cyanitehd8004 3 роки тому +209

      **chuckles** im in danger

  • @SoulSilver.
    @SoulSilver. 4 роки тому +14376

    “Man complains about winning for 20 minutes while winning even more”

  • @Ironpoint
    @Ironpoint 3 роки тому +5592

    “We have no weapon so we are using a pick axe”
    Quackity: *nervous sweating”

    • @Chainci
      @Chainci 2 роки тому +148

      Quackitys confidence:*has left the chat*

    • @BlackScreenProductions125
      @BlackScreenProductions125 2 роки тому +131

      @@Chainci his teeth, as well.

    • @oyunkulubu4981
      @oyunkulubu4981 2 роки тому +10

      What video?

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 2 роки тому +73

      @@oyunkulubu4981 it’s a dream SMP reference, at one point he said: I’ve got a pick axe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!

    • @Chainci
      @Chainci 2 роки тому +10

      @@BlackScreenProductions125 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kirbgaming8192
    @kirbgaming8192 3 роки тому +5052

    Techno: **talking about the tournament**
    Also techno: **casually deletes entire lobby**

    • @rogue_myster4705
      @rogue_myster4705 2 роки тому +114

      WITH A FLIPPING PICKAXE!!
      More like pigaxe

    • @patriot7624
      @patriot7624 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah

    • @ein0762
      @ein0762 2 роки тому +3

      @@rogue_myster4705 bc he had strength

    • @arhamtajwar65
      @arhamtajwar65 2 роки тому +14

      @@ein0762 they had diamond swords…. He killed em with a pickaxe!

    • @ein0762
      @ein0762 2 роки тому

      @@arhamtajwar65 bruh he had strength

  • @snalrus
    @snalrus 4 роки тому +23805

    "a ping so low im technically in the future"

    • @NTA_Music
      @NTA_Music 3 роки тому +152

      213 likes and no comments? wait-

    • @lordofsymphony9218
      @lordofsymphony9218 3 роки тому +361

      Natetallan you ruined it

    • @corv3007
      @corv3007 3 роки тому +40

      339 likes and 4 comments

    • @fez7932
      @fez7932 3 роки тому +60

      -80 ping

    • @jinrex2445
      @jinrex2445 3 роки тому +82

      imaging getting negative ping lol

  • @blankus5372
    @blankus5372 4 роки тому +8088

    Techno-Casually talking calmly as killing like 7 people with a pickaxe

    • @blankus5372
      @blankus5372 4 роки тому +88

      JOelsecretACCShhh Point still Stands

    • @mikamika2056
      @mikamika2056 4 роки тому +41

      Im sorry but, he recorded his audio after he played and recorded the gameplay.
      Sorry to break the illusion
      (Ok i get it, he doesn't pre record it in the video, this comment is old af)

    • @blankus5372
      @blankus5372 4 роки тому +1

      JOelsecretACCShhh yeah my bad 😂

    • @zoosh2830
      @zoosh2830 4 роки тому +144

      IAteTooMuchSugar where the HELL DID YOY GET THIS YOU CAN HEAR HIS MOUSE???

    • @liquid_on_twitch
      @liquid_on_twitch 4 роки тому +1

      People arnt born cool but

  • @puellapurin
    @puellapurin 2 роки тому +1816

    techno: "I was aiming for 25th, I think 25th is respectable"
    also techno: 4TH PLACE IS WORTHLESS

    • @smirror196
      @smirror196 2 роки тому +62

      Same energy as Olympic athletes being happier to get 3rd than 2nd

  • @duncan3009
    @duncan3009 3 роки тому +289

    JESUS IMAGINE SEEING THAT CHAT AND 30 SECONDS INTO THE ROUND YOU SEE TECHNO WIPED *EVERYONE*

  • @pieahhlow4064
    @pieahhlow4064 3 роки тому +3059

    "only the three biggest losers got one of these"
    AND ONE OF THEM WAS ME!

  • @ryanavin8943
    @ryanavin8943 3 роки тому +7088

    Technoblade: This is a bigger disappointment than my son.
    My Father: i am 40 and this is deep

  • @definitelysomeone6131
    @definitelysomeone6131 2 роки тому +277

    The pickaxe rampage was 2 year foreshadowing. Why didn't quackity see this coming.

  • @justicetemple3473
    @justicetemple3473 2 роки тому +110

    18:47 Techno was on one heart when he won... "Not even close baby! Technoblade never dies! "

  • @merchxnt-_-5950
    @merchxnt-_-5950 3 роки тому +3923

    "This is a really durable piñata" made me giggle for a full minute

    • @ricardocanas2129
      @ricardocanas2129 3 роки тому +12

      I missed it what minute did he said it?

    • @merchxnt-_-5950
      @merchxnt-_-5950 3 роки тому +12

      @@ricardocanas2129 When he was punching the guy that was stuck

    • @landonsabey2906
      @landonsabey2906 3 роки тому +15

      @@ricardocanas2129 15:30 ish

    • @luccalevaggi6902
      @luccalevaggi6902 3 роки тому +7

      @@ricardocanas2129 15:21

    • @kellanf650
      @kellanf650 3 роки тому +3

      and you just had to tell the internet about this pressing news

  • @Kindlyspace57
    @Kindlyspace57 4 роки тому +9637

    Techno: “a ping so low I’m technically in the future”
    Me: “a ping so high I’m still in the Stone Age”

    • @Lailaic
      @Lailaic 4 роки тому +265

      man i must be luck then, civil war just finished for me

    • @clonedestroyer4940
      @clonedestroyer4940 4 роки тому +136

      What American colonies just got mad at Great Britain

    • @Lailaic
      @Lailaic 4 роки тому +43

      @@clonedestroyer4940 wat, oh i remember that

    • @Nexpeon
      @Nexpeon 4 роки тому +77

      What’s the Stone Age humans aren’t even evolved for me yet

    • @Lailaic
      @Lailaic 4 роки тому +10

      @@Nexpeon idk

  • @leeobrien2855
    @leeobrien2855 Рік тому +217

    came back to watch one of my most favourite clips ever at 1:18
    Rip Techno

    • @wasquash
      @wasquash Рік тому +8

      I like how you actually contributed something instead of just saying RIP technoblade on all of his videos

    • @emmaandkittens213
      @emmaandkittens213 Рік тому +2

      as his son it cut even deeper to hear him tell me I am a disappointment again... 😞

    • @oLevi_
      @oLevi_ Рік тому

      Its getting lame now just shut up we already know, just vibe with his video

  • @GanerRL
    @GanerRL Рік тому +88

    anyone else think that final fight was pretty epic lol

  • @redstoneking148
    @redstoneking148 3 роки тому +16576

    Technoblade: "8 hours is a lot of minecraft to play in one weekend
    Also Technoblade: Farms potatos 12 hours a day to win the potato war.

    • @minteyleafy
      @minteyleafy 3 роки тому +140

      20*

    • @JL-mp7no
      @JL-mp7no 3 роки тому +223

      Priorities, RedStoneKing14, priorities.

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 3 роки тому +34

      I played for 18 hours straight

    • @spot199
      @spot199 3 роки тому +16

      That’s diffrent

    • @Tr1tay
      @Tr1tay 3 роки тому +75

      Not 12
      25
      He used super potato genetics to make it so he can increase the time if a day for himself, thus producing extra potatos

  • @jakelonghair
    @jakelonghair 4 роки тому +4244

    Imagine being such a casual that you use a sword to pvp

  • @thenerd0fthehour7
    @thenerd0fthehour7 Рік тому +594

    This man was a mentor, a friend, a son, a brother figure but most importantly the king of hypixel you will always be remembered as the pig who broke the odds and the man who could take on any challenges and win the name technoblade and the name Alex will go down in history forever as the names of the man who was the king of Minecraft

    • @diegodoesnothing6092
      @diegodoesnothing6092 Рік тому +24

      He died because his health insurance wanted him to miss more tournaments

    • @Azatosu
      @Azatosu Рік тому +14

      @@diegodoesnothing6092 Typically these comments should be rebuked, but this is probably what techno would've wanted.

    • @jsspidermonkey
      @jsspidermonkey Рік тому +27

      @@Azatosu techno wanted his death to be memed, I think the quote was "half my fans will be memeing my death, the other half will be getting mad at that half"

    • @forrestfyre7846
      @forrestfyre7846 Рік тому +7

      @@jsspidermonkey Well that's the quote, but in all reality a third of his fan base have been reporting UA-cam users who aren't even meming it and are just being insensitive and the bots that were made specifically to emotionally attack his family, friends, and fans.

    • @PrazLeo
      @PrazLeo Рік тому +1

      @@diegodoesnothing6092 lol yessss

  • @SkyCraftbws
    @SkyCraftbws Рік тому +29

    2:52 emm

  • @oasis4236
    @oasis4236 4 роки тому +2324

    Me: gets one kill then dies immediately after
    TechnoBlade: kills the whole lobby with a pickaxe

    • @theog7065
      @theog7065 4 роки тому +53

      Me: sees someone with a stone sword and no armour
      Also me: Runs of the map in terror

    • @zestobrandino
      @zestobrandino 4 роки тому +53

      You guys get *kills* ?

    • @theog7065
      @theog7065 4 роки тому +10

      zestobrandzz nope but I see ppl having literal build fights. In MINECRAFT

    • @peeteee
      @peeteee 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @stevend2710
      @stevend2710 3 роки тому +1

      -_-

  • @lumonetic1124
    @lumonetic1124 3 роки тому +2412

    me: struggles heavily in a 1v1
    techno: literally server sweeps a sky wars match with a pickaxe

    • @fnafchannel3796
      @fnafchannel3796 3 роки тому +44

      *also on hunger games (i think) he took on a 3 vs 20(?) and won*

    • @TexanSilver
      @TexanSilver 3 роки тому +47

      @@fnafchannel3796 that was the during the $36k Minecraft Ultimate tournament and it was a 3 v 21 at the end and Techno won

    • @shanechenmusic1804
      @shanechenmusic1804 3 роки тому +23

      You can tell it no longer is easy for him, that’s why he stopped playing Skywars. Even in this video, although most people were still bad, a few of them were competent and Techno won because of better positioning and game sense but his Low cps shows. Nowadays he probably won’t be able to do as well

    • @str-8679
      @str-8679 3 роки тому +27

      @@shanechenmusic1804 True, but it's still incredible that he was able to do that in the first place.

    • @gordonramsey5903
      @gordonramsey5903 3 роки тому +10

      @@str-8679 think he’s just getting older, gaming careers end once you’re like in your early 20s

  • @marcuswillingham7109
    @marcuswillingham7109 9 місяців тому +2

    I was dying when he started talking about the admins and unites airlines plotting against his schedule rip legend

  • @royalguardracing6341
    @royalguardracing6341 3 роки тому +2

    15:20
    "Pinata timeeee" -sun tzu, the art of war

  • @its_timber
    @its_timber 4 роки тому +6817

    Nobody:
    Technoblade: *KILLS 9 PEOPLE WITH A PICKAXE*

  • @unsaltydoggo7637
    @unsaltydoggo7637 4 роки тому +2295

    "The admins would show up to my house and break my kneecaps"
    10:27
    -Technoblade, 2019

  • @echoeells4550
    @echoeells4550 2 роки тому +14

    2:00 The original "I HAVE A PICKAXE AND I'LL PUT IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH!"

  • @asdasda4442
    @asdasda4442 2 роки тому +9

    I was just uncontrollably laughing at the "And a ping so low I'm technically in the future" part.

  • @mirkonamore
    @mirkonamore 4 роки тому +2485

    Techno's parents: We are very dissapointed of you.
    Techno: I hold the world record of the biggest winstreak of over a thousand in the biggest server on the most selling game in the world and I also got the rarest item in that server.
    and formed the childhoods of thousands and will never be forgotten

    • @sudly
      @sudly 4 роки тому +14

      👏

    • @Kamida
      @Kamida 4 роки тому +67

      I also am rich 10k per mcm

    • @Adventurer32
      @Adventurer32 4 роки тому +100

      And first place in potatoes.

    • @xann2681
      @xann2681 4 роки тому +24

      And had a 1000 winstreak in bedwars

    • @tomatomanpan647
      @tomatomanpan647 4 роки тому +18

      And oink oink

  • @kitchenroam1509
    @kitchenroam1509 3 роки тому +8570

    i started dying from laughter when he started going on a rampage with his efficiency 3 pickaxe and managed to get 8 kills.

  • @kh0ntakt193
    @kh0ntakt193 Рік тому +8

    2:53 we miss you

  • @manymanytacos8082
    @manymanytacos8082 Рік тому +204

    Its so nice to watch this video and read the comments without only seeing comments about his passing, I can pretend that he's still with us and it make me happy :)

  • @Blithmmm
    @Blithmmm 4 роки тому +2081

    Techno: slays whole server with a pickaxe
    Me: Somehow dies in creative

    • @ajbest5703
      @ajbest5703 4 роки тому +32

      I smell casuals

    • @littleumbrella1763
      @littleumbrella1763 4 роки тому +5

      Umm same with a me

    • @ahhaahaah
      @ahhaahaah 4 роки тому +20

      *Conn_devn fell out of the world*

    • @Anzorious
      @Anzorious 4 роки тому +9

      Yeh I cant even stay alive /kill is to effective

    • @fsb2887
      @fsb2887 4 роки тому +4

      @@ajbest5703 i smell sweaty tryhards

  • @slimeyzzz3042
    @slimeyzzz3042 3 роки тому +1360

    Techno: sees player stuck on the ceiling, glitched inside the block
    Also techno: *”I T S P I Ñ A T A T I M E”*

    • @nightshade1061
      @nightshade1061 3 роки тому +21

      *Mexican music plays in the background*

    • @randomlady4949
      @randomlady4949 3 роки тому +11

      @@nightshade1061 someone should upload that clip and put Mexican music in the bg lmaooo

    • @42carlos
      @42carlos Рік тому +1

      damn bro you watched the video too? insane

    • @slimeyzzz3042
      @slimeyzzz3042 Рік тому +1

      @@42carlos i know right, r u rewatching his old vids?

    • @fourtysquad8231
      @fourtysquad8231 Рік тому +1

      @@slimeyzzz3042 yeps same

  • @sus4128
    @sus4128 8 місяців тому +5

    And now only two of them exist

  • @themattster
    @themattster 3 роки тому +69

    Techno: Says he got sick
    Every single person watching this now: *Scrolls down to look at the upload date*

  • @Nesto_
    @Nesto_ 3 роки тому +9796

    Huh, techno really has a history of killing people with pickaxes.

    • @null8384
      @null8384 3 роки тому +328

      Totally making a technoblade dnd character who uses a war pick

    • @RainboFoxx
      @RainboFoxx 3 роки тому +34

      I. KNOW. RIGHT.

    • @jakoblent4694
      @jakoblent4694 3 роки тому +32

      @@null8384 what would he be that is like a good idea

    • @pancakeoftheopera2808
      @pancakeoftheopera2808 3 роки тому +24

      @@null8384 ooooo that sounds quite epic

    • @adilrehan9102
      @adilrehan9102 3 роки тому +64

      Yea he had practice to put toothpick through quackity's teeth

  • @espressocookie8965
    @espressocookie8965 3 роки тому +617

    "If there was a tournament breaking bug that I abused and didn't report, the admins would show up to my house and break my kneecaps"

  • @jogadorsabio
    @jogadorsabio Рік тому +5

    2:51
    "I'm dying"
    well that didn't age well

  • @Outcastic
    @Outcastic 2 роки тому +6

    2:20 gotta love the silent observation of the war crime he commited

  • @cadd-e6766
    @cadd-e6766 4 роки тому +3574

    “I figured I would play better if i was on 144Hz, a billion and a half FPS and ping so low I’m technically in the future.”
    - Technoblade, 2019.
    Very cool Techno, very cool.

    • @zoriox8667
      @zoriox8667 4 роки тому +9

      Yeets In Blyat
      Your name is the cool thing here lmao

    • @VeloAufNull
      @VeloAufNull 4 роки тому +3

      Yeeet I have 240hz

    • @lisabilby2006
      @lisabilby2006 4 роки тому +12

      when he say it
      at 5:54

    • @aflyingdorito208
      @aflyingdorito208 4 роки тому +4

      Until you realize the FPS doesn’t matter because it’s “only” 144Hz

    • @andrewz4515
      @andrewz4515 4 роки тому +3

      @@aflyingdorito208 It does matter, the inout lag is reduced.

  • @themenagerie5622
    @themenagerie5622 3 роки тому +821

    Techno: ping so low he's in the future
    Me: ping so high i can fly with scaffolding

  • @siriusnotserious
    @siriusnotserious 2 роки тому +24

    ''I'm using a pickaxe, and I'll put it through your teeth'' - Techno was practicing for that moment this video :) (Get well soon tech

    • @alcemy.
      @alcemy. 6 місяців тому

      get well soon eh, i still wish that’s what we were saying for him.

  • @mikkeljeppesen7685
    @mikkeljeppesen7685 Рік тому +3

    2:51 "I'm dying"
    Well, that aged like milk... miss you Techno

  • @darkchocospy7080
    @darkchocospy7080 4 роки тому +280

    Technoblade: *on the hypixel player council*
    Also technoblade : *cyberbullies skywars players for fun*

  • @tswab3816
    @tswab3816 3 роки тому +1629

    The first Footage of technoblade Using Toothpick as a weapon, dated back as far as 200 BC

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 3 роки тому

      as a*

    • @BloodyDeadCat
      @BloodyDeadCat 2 роки тому +20

      2 BD (Before Dream SMP)

    • @cardenlim8881
      @cardenlim8881 2 роки тому +9

      I’m sorry but that’s not very long, you see bc has been changed to, Before Covid, ya sorry bout that. 😐😐

    • @randomthings8732
      @randomthings8732 2 роки тому +3

      @@cardenlim8881 this- this is sarcasm right?

    • @bobcraziness7817
      @bobcraziness7817 2 роки тому +1

      @@randomthings8732 R-right?

  • @emeraldplayer_7733
    @emeraldplayer_7733 7 місяців тому +3

    "I have a pickaxe, and I'll put it through your teeth"

  • @FieryPadawan
    @FieryPadawan Рік тому +3

    Techno: Today we will be talking abo-
    *Kills everyone with a pickaxe*

  • @shazzzz
    @shazzzz 5 років тому +3312

    **1 year later**
    Technoblade uploads a new video:
    *My new video schedule*

    • @embermist3910
      @embermist3910 4 роки тому +31

      "I managed to start the recording in the middle of the fight with the last guy in my previous video"

    • @keygenpie
      @keygenpie 4 роки тому

      Poo head! hAAHa

    • @issac3100
      @issac3100 4 роки тому +11

      I'm from the future and he is forced to upload weekly.

    • @psycholol4855
      @psycholol4855 4 роки тому +1

      @@keygenpie w

    • @alerted0
      @alerted0 4 роки тому +1

      shaz ✔️ **oof**

  • @wyattajc3864
    @wyattajc3864 3 роки тому +892

    Imagine wiping a skywars lobby with a diamond pickaxe in the the time span of about a minute not including Technoblade talking NOW THATS WILD

    • @wyattajc3864
      @wyattajc3864 3 роки тому +17

      Never mind it was 30 seconds

    • @bly4t
      @bly4t 3 роки тому +1

      @Atreyaa???

    • @Guest-xz1pl
      @Guest-xz1pl 3 роки тому +7

      @Atreyaa in your first comment you said he IS worse at pvp now your saying he MUST be worse, so you dont know for sure.

    • @Change504
      @Change504 3 роки тому +4

      @Atreyaa did you watch quakity vs techno with pick???

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 3 роки тому +7

      @Atreyaa Have you seen him play 1.8? You can't be sure unless you have proof. But yeah he is rusty, he just needs to train again and he surely regain his skill

  • @joy-dh5hu
    @joy-dh5hu Рік тому +8

    "i'm the frog master, not like the inventory and proper use of available resources master alright"
    you'll always be missed, techno

  • @LxRaider
    @LxRaider 6 місяців тому +5

    technoblade is still the best way to procrastinate

  • @justinquach7688
    @justinquach7688 3 роки тому +497

    1:40 origin story of toothpick, Quackity's greatest fear

  • @justin8651
    @justin8651 3 роки тому +1307

    Me:here to see the rarest pet
    Techno: THE ADMINS ARE GONNA COME TO MY HOUSE AND BREAK MY KNEE CAPS

  • @s.o.k.1393
    @s.o.k.1393 Рік тому +4

    0:59 LOL even if you're top 3 in the world you can't even spawn it if you're a non, thank you Hypixel

  • @leah7348
    @leah7348 2 роки тому +9

    3:42
    The moment techno predicted like half the dsmp lore two years before it happened

    • @Fukou_Kudoku
      @Fukou_Kudoku 2 роки тому +1

      this is more accurate than i expected

  • @daviddoesstuffandthingigue966
    @daviddoesstuffandthingigue966 4 роки тому +516

    Technoblade:gets first place
    Random dude that found an exploit:Im about to end this man's whole career
    Admins:THIS IS FINE

    • @nahlies2382
      @nahlies2382 3 роки тому +30

      Yeah I was confused. So he got first place, and then someone openly cheated on stream and only took 1st place because of it, and he kept 1st place instead of being kicked from the competition or banned from all servers? I'm really disappointed about this

    • @absqrb
      @absqrb 3 роки тому

      I'm a year late but he passed th streamer using th exploit, not sure if first used the exploit

    • @uraqt9937
      @uraqt9937 3 роки тому

      @@absqrb i want proof

    • @absqrb
      @absqrb 3 роки тому

      @@uraqt9937 watch the video

    • @uraqt9937
      @uraqt9937 3 роки тому

      @@absqrb where in

  • @sketchedseed
    @sketchedseed 3 роки тому +540

    rewatching this and the pickaxe stuff-
    "i've got a pickaxe, and i'll put it through your teeth!"

    • @the_r1h84
      @the_r1h84 Рік тому +2

      My thoughts exactly lol. But we will never get a new Technoblade pickaxe kill...

  • @kthjason
    @kthjason 3 роки тому +8

    Plays with technoblade then logs out after seeing chat filled up with "so and so was killed by technoblade"

  • @Gunslinger832
    @Gunslinger832 Рік тому +17

    Bro it was hilarious when Technoblade was chasing that guy with infinite ender pearls around the skywars 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @M-PL3
      @M-PL3 Рік тому

      Finally a normal comment from 4 months ago😭

    • @Biryani2op
      @Biryani2op 26 днів тому +1

      ​@@M-PL3and here a normal reply too,thank me later

  • @Mister-cj1tx
    @Mister-cj1tx 4 роки тому +203

    Man now I'm scared of people with diamond pickaxes.

    • @Deatlod
      @Deatlod 3 роки тому +12

      The obsidian block who just witnessed me mine his entire family:

  • @aandressgarcia11
    @aandressgarcia11 3 роки тому +72

    "a ping so low I'm technically in the future"
    "a ping so high I'm still in the Stone Age"

  • @itsyewsef4801
    @itsyewsef4801 Рік тому +9

    Technoblades just the type of guy to destroy an entire lobby with a pickaxe while having a sword

  • @Pondie-bx3sz
    @Pondie-bx3sz 2 місяці тому +21

    any legends still watching in 2024?

  • @syc16
    @syc16 4 роки тому +390

    “The only possible explanation is that Hypixel has ties with United Airlines.” What if he has ties to Delta Airlines?

    • @sakuya9017
      @sakuya9017 3 роки тому +7

      I would strongly agree... If any airline were to snitch on Techno it would be Delta.

    • @amososososos
      @amososososos 3 роки тому +11

      because we're delta airlines...and life is a f*cking nightmare :D

  • @OrangeC7
    @OrangeC7 5 років тому +889

    Technoblade: *Goes to college for one semester*
    Everyone: "Technoblade? Ha! A legend. He's been missing for centuries."

    • @thalo8864
      @thalo8864 5 років тому +9

      Okay, _OrangeC7_ , why do you always watch the same videos as me

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 5 років тому +11

      @@thalo8864 We probably share the same audiences

    • @Florren
      @Florren 5 років тому +10

      @@thalo8864 fbi watched both of you and is recommanding the same videos

    • @TimelostInTheSauce
      @TimelostInTheSauce 5 років тому +5

      @@Florren recommanding?

    • @Florren
      @Florren 5 років тому +4

      @@TimelostInTheSauce lmao english is not my first language.

  • @benablelife
    @benablelife Рік тому +4

    well techno would be happy that he has his own memorial in the bedwars lobby where people will actually see.

  • @emlu9525
    @emlu9525 Рік тому +35

    Rest In Peace Techno. We will always remember you and honor your memory

  • @goldfish1633
    @goldfish1633 3 роки тому +327

    "Oh you do take knockback, just in a different time zone."
    *I'm using that.*

  • @randynguyen997
    @randynguyen997 3 роки тому +2571

    "Well I guess my weapon is a pickaxe"
    *A depressing year later*
    *Proceeds to kill a full netherite quackity using a netherite pickaxe"

    • @turejungbergnielsen6749
      @turejungbergnielsen6749 3 роки тому +36

      He kille Quackity with a netherite pickaxe;)

    • @thecutesylveon0292
      @thecutesylveon0292 2 роки тому +18

      *netherite pickaxe

    • @elenasullivan4522
      @elenasullivan4522 2 роки тому +37

      in iron freakin armor, my favorite part of that stream for sure

    • @triyonpe
      @triyonpe 2 роки тому +4

      @@turejungbergnielsen6749 *killed

    • @Gg-sm5ff
      @Gg-sm5ff 2 роки тому +6

      @@triyonpe no, not in that sentence

  • @SollyV2
    @SollyV2 8 місяців тому +1

    "Do you not take knockback?"
    "Oh you do just in a different time zone"

  • @alfiemillersharp
    @alfiemillersharp 2 роки тому +8

    Techno: "there's a vast conspiracy to prevent me from winning the tournament"
    Also Techno: *broadcasts dates when he won't be available*

  • @Unpug
    @Unpug 3 роки тому +520

    "Your're more useful than the blaze pet, you can SHOOT"
    -Technoblade

  • @Realistixz
    @Realistixz 4 роки тому +1034

    me: OH MY GOSH I WON A GAME OF SKYWARS!
    techno: *gets the rarest pet on hypixel* It's something

    • @gooseman4177
      @gooseman4177 4 роки тому +16

      He got it and was still disappointed😂

    • @aurura8314
      @aurura8314 4 роки тому +7

      Realistixz a *disappointment.*

  • @Munch0ni
    @Munch0ni Рік тому +6

    I got recommended this on my tv when it was uploaded and boy has techno gone far

  • @cyberarcher
    @cyberarcher 2 роки тому +19

    this man really gets to wipe lobby with a fist while talking about totally non related topics

  • @technoleon5288
    @technoleon5288 5 років тому +5677

    Can't wait for ur next video in 2020

    • @generalj4192
      @generalj4192 5 років тому +130

      Chris Reinfield yo you made a typo I’m pretty sure you meant 2030

    • @ajuan7730
      @ajuan7730 5 років тому +38

      nah man u both made a typo
      im pretty sure u mean 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

    • @demonkid-yt7yx
      @demonkid-yt7yx 5 років тому +35

      @@generalj4192 no.. you mean 3019

    • @slowestbrain
      @slowestbrain 5 років тому +43

      Nah I think you guys meant 6969

    • @demonkid-yt7yx
      @demonkid-yt7yx 5 років тому +16

      @@slowestbrain no 8967

  • @thebluebookworm3383
    @thebluebookworm3383 4 роки тому +255

    Imagine complaining about getting 2nd place in a tournament with 63,000 people
    Technoblade: The prize is a bigger disappointment than my son

  • @Swedishfish7734
    @Swedishfish7734 Рік тому +10

    HE WON AN ENTIRE GAME TALKING ABOUT A TOURNAMENT WHILE WINNING WITH A PICKAXE! He’s too good

  • @darth_vedant669
    @darth_vedant669 Рік тому +6

    2:53 when he said I'm dying it hits harder now

  • @ubsesedgamer9584
    @ubsesedgamer9584 4 роки тому +580

    Haha you know when you’re in a game with techno when the hacker actually gets kicked

    • @terra20209
      @terra20209 4 роки тому +125

      and at that moment you realise that you've encountered someone way worse than a hacker

    • @lostcookies
      @lostcookies 4 роки тому +55

      It’s too bad that hackers can just get away with everything on bedrock since it takes 6 years to type anything

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 4 роки тому +17

      @@lostcookies yeah they really need a better way to chat here in bedrock edition

    • @partiallyfalse
      @partiallyfalse 4 роки тому

      You know you’re not when the hacker isn’t touched by admins

    • @Z3R0F1V3
      @Z3R0F1V3 4 роки тому +2

      @@lostcookies i have vireless keyboard connected to my xbox for typing

  • @Timothy-oq7bq
    @Timothy-oq7bq 3 роки тому +249

    Pickaxe in normal people: it can mine
    Pickaxe in Technoblade: killing everyone

    • @liamconnolly3897
      @liamconnolly3897 2 роки тому +3

      Well, Technoblade DOES put the pickaxe INTO other people so technically, yeah.

    • @southnoon5808
      @southnoon5808 8 місяців тому

      pickaxe in normal people: "Sir, we might need to operate this pickaxe out of your body"

  • @Da_Nihto
    @Da_Nihto Рік тому +4

    I see where techno got his pickaxe pvp skills

  • @SuidicalRaccoon
    @SuidicalRaccoon Рік тому +12

    1:44
    0_0
    Techno is insane

  • @bentam1516
    @bentam1516 4 роки тому +161

    title:"rarest pet in hypixel"
    video:"killing that 9 noobs with pickaxe"

  • @mr.jazzmoose1937
    @mr.jazzmoose1937 4 роки тому +1242

    *when you open up your pet thinking that it's rare but it's actually well done*
    *_They played us like a damn fiddle!_*

    • @magentamoth621
      @magentamoth621 4 роки тому +14

      Mr. Jazz moose that a meat joke?

    • @Jazz4950
      @Jazz4950 4 роки тому +21

      Yes, I’m afraid it is a meat joke

    • @NoOneLoL12345
      @NoOneLoL12345 4 роки тому +3

      Just read it.. Laughing my heart out XD

    • @owen8949
      @owen8949 4 роки тому +6

      The puns are to much

    • @xenoncantread
      @xenoncantread 4 роки тому +8

      @@owen8949 yeah, they're pretty beefy

  • @harshwadekar300
    @harshwadekar300 Рік тому +9

    2:52
    Technoblade: " I am dying " 😭😭

  • @adityaapoorva2370
    @adityaapoorva2370 2 роки тому +26

    Sometimes I feel techno is not that good, then I see his video. ._. . He is good. Way too good. Blood God

  • @bransontran2845
    @bransontran2845 5 років тому +1859

    everyone: this guy ducking releases every 2 months! he is off his regular schedule!
    me: what schedule

    • @catsarecool7247
      @catsarecool7247 5 років тому +44

      no It is 2.9 months god this stuff pisses me off.

    • @allen8655
      @allen8655 5 років тому +30

      He never even had a schedule to begin with

    • @justinhartley5906
      @justinhartley5906 5 років тому +20

      Midnight *banned* for exposing our lord, god of the blocksters, technoblade

    • @hahaa3341
      @hahaa3341 5 років тому +5

      *Ducking*

    • @patrickivthrowaway7266
      @patrickivthrowaway7266 5 років тому +2

      Ducking?

  • @SenseiPitogiro
    @SenseiPitogiro 4 роки тому +84

    Tweet a fake flight so they anounce a tournament and then say SIKE you thought

  • @cimsco5246
    @cimsco5246 Рік тому +5

    2:53 predicted

    • @GatioCatSad
      @GatioCatSad Рік тому +1

      Little did he know he still had 3 years to live

    • @Forl3s
      @Forl3s Рік тому +1

      Lmao

  • @jeand2153
    @jeand2153 Рік тому +4

    i miss him....

  • @dolphixx3790
    @dolphixx3790 4 роки тому +433

    12:04 "I actually don't wanna buy more people this is getting kinda dangerous" -Technoblade 2019

    • @plutraser3149
      @plutraser3149 4 роки тому

      It's a sign

    • @wrenrogers369
      @wrenrogers369 4 роки тому +1

      @@justarandomguy7838 no

    • @ExpandedEye-zj4ht
      @ExpandedEye-zj4ht 4 роки тому +3

      @@justarandomguy7838 9 year old seeing a guy using a wooosh on a comment and thinking he is cool by woooshing someone that got the joke.

    • @dogmode9595
      @dogmode9595 4 роки тому

      cFieryNukeX r/ihavereddit :)

    • @alexz4427
      @alexz4427 4 роки тому +1

      cFieryNukeX r/ithinkimcoolwheniwoooosh

  • @MemeticsX
    @MemeticsX 3 роки тому +405

    Whoa; that was one of the best 1v1 battles I've ever seen Technoblade fight. Way to go, TheGoldenHeart.

    • @nathanielalex8168
      @nathanielalex8168 2 роки тому +31

      Bro i would've destroyed my monitor if i lost that fight

    • @sarwatarannya8786
      @sarwatarannya8786 2 роки тому +17

      Yeah, that guy was good, but he did have the advantage of having a rod

    • @alisonyu9362
      @alisonyu9362 2 роки тому +1

      Bro when i read this, he just got golden hearts

    • @donottrustanyonelol
      @donottrustanyonelol Рік тому +3

      JTheGoldenHeart is crying rn. In all seriousness he is very good lmao

    • @theocorkrean6810
      @theocorkrean6810 Рік тому +9

      @@donottrustanyonelol making technoblade struggle is like being able to fight an mma fighter. You have to be good.

  • @isuckatpvp7166
    @isuckatpvp7166 Рік тому +36

    At least he got the blaze pet before he passed away. Rip to a legend.

  • @em417an8
    @em417an8 Рік тому +7

    "im dying" hits hard now

  • @joshuafarrington5346
    @joshuafarrington5346 5 років тому +677

    When you realize that Technoblade kills people better with a pickaxe than anyone else does with a sword . . .

    • @PapelConCuidado
      @PapelConCuidado 5 років тому +13

      btw i want to call it Ping but... Wtf is that knockback!?

    • @joshuafarrington5346
      @joshuafarrington5346 5 років тому

      Thank you, much appreciated 🙂

    • @joshuafarrington5346
      @joshuafarrington5346 5 років тому

      I loved the time he beat people up with gifts

    • @Euzoqr
      @Euzoqr 5 років тому

      @@PapelConCuidado its called 'opponents using mcdonalds wifi'

    • @Euzoqr
      @Euzoqr 5 років тому

      @@travision9105 No, a Pickaxe is a tool used by gods. Thats why Techno wins with it

  • @m1ght595
    @m1ght595 4 роки тому +266

    No one :
    Me : *Cant kill a guy with lether armor with a Sharpness 5 sword*
    Technoblade : *Gets 9 kill win with a efficiency pickaxe*

    • @jcwalker722
      @jcwalker722 4 роки тому +13

      Efficient for M U R D E R

    • @traytheneat3025
      @traytheneat3025 4 роки тому +5

      You see the pickaxe is quite efficeint in combat

    • @DrZaneK
      @DrZaneK 4 роки тому +1

      leather*

    • @wetguts
      @wetguts 4 роки тому +1

      You saying too have sharpness 5, or the guy that killed you had sharpness 5?

    • @ramendude4062
      @ramendude4062 4 роки тому

      High ping gang

  • @sturgeon9895
    @sturgeon9895 2 роки тому +4

    lmao, technotrump "i have decreed it, you have to be over there now"

  • @11bread16
    @11bread16 Рік тому +3

    2:50 he told us 3 years in advance