i rant about the new skywars maps for 17 minutes
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- Опубліковано 9 чер 2024
- does technoblade know what objectively means?
the world may never know
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Twitter: / technothepig
Server: mc.hypixel.net
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Will I add you as a friend? NO, PLS STOP ASKING LOL - Ігри
You have a beautiful chiseled chin in that thumbnail
J2S best comment
J2S rip f5
J2S lol
That's his throat mate
He’s the king pig from angry birds bruv
I watched someone rant about new skywars maps for 17 minutes
(IN THE HOOD)
cr lol
Who is he? Sounds like a nerd.
filkjes DavidLB no you watched someone rant about skywars for just about 18 minutes
filkjes DavidLB who?
Technoblade:"If I'm using something it's grounds to remove it fron the game"
TNT gets nerfed in bedwars
Technoblade:"Noooooooooo!!! TNT was innocent"
Zhi Xun Pek but its different i would agree with that tnt did nothing
I would kill just to hear him rant abt the maps again, we miss you already Techno, keep farm potatoes wherever you are - Technoblade never dies
who would you kill?
I keep watching his old videos and for a while I can forget, it’s a strange thing how these videos can sort of keep him alive. Technoblade truly never dies.
I heard heaven gives a 2x potato multiplier so I'm sure he's doing okay
@Archibald Shingleton how petty
I don’t want to sound sappy but same tbh…
"Hack is fun" made me laugh so much
Everything he says is funny
@@Daddy-Y194 why did you reply to a comment 3 years ago?
reply is fun
@@rakawidi why not
Lol
Comboed kid: "Why hack?
Technoblade: "Hacking is fun"
"hack is fun"*
Isn’t this cyber bully the best?
@@shivery_timbers1430 No no
Pixelbully is the best haha
Beppo, more like LittleKingRyan
Hack is always fun
I’m rewatching everything. The content is still S tier.
same ;)
@@hay8630 same
"...no matter how riddicioulus the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome theese challenges and achieve something beautiful, and one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come..."
- Technoblade (the hypixel skyblock experience
yeah
yep same
2017: "we are a nation of laws, you gotta respect them"
2020: "government is the cause of all our problems"
Well we got it right eventually :)
Your late
@@oreoshark3135 so are you
Wasn’t trying to. Already watched it when it came out
@@oreoshark3135 wdym
"I hate this map. It's litterally made of two blocks: the tears of orphan children and half slabs"
-Technoblade 2017😂😂😂
XDDD
take note of the "Half-slabs" part LOL
@@nightelixir1184 *Insert Half-Life reference*
@@MollyMoller oh gawd lol
2019 be like. Lmfao.
How people deal with problems
Normal people: ignore them or stand up if it is too bad
Technoblade : use energix
Inqredible lmfao omg you made my day hahahahaha
Inqredible LMAO
facts
i love submerged and novus but they took that away i also loved haunted
Inqredible yep
my favorite part about this vid is how 3 of the final four are having a standoff then technoblade comes in and just slaughters all of them in 20 secs 9:08
"You can die for 50% off your car insurance"
@@cameliascripet8792 such a great deal
all im saying is the main tower design is literally just dark souls since its literally the firelink shrine from dark souls 1
I did not know, until today, that firelink shrine was in skywars, and Im disappointed because theres no giant crow to take me back to the prison
Same to the both of you
8:52 Wow, the animated texture of the diamond ore was perfectly timed!!
Omg yes
Lol
Just realized that
yeaa
Yes
The only thing I hate about Skywars updates is the fact that whenever it updates all the tryhards go online and I can't trap >_>
Bitzel true
Ikr, ive been trying to trap for so long
true...
My hidden player trap used to work like 90% of the time but now there's so many people who actually have brains
Bitzel lol, today my friend tried it and actually got a kill. Wanna do some trapping wednesday?
"y hack"
"hack is fun"
he just doesnt care lol
Builders: make what's likely their most detailed map yet, with impressively rugged and realistic terrain for minecraft.
Techno: H A L F S L A B
Firelink Shrine: Someone always camps at the very top of the mid with knockback
Desserted Islands: I get camped by the neighboring player until the last refill
Clearing: Someone chases me around the entire map the whole game so I can never regen
Submerged: I always get egged off the map trying to build to mid
Sanctuary: Every time I'm on this map, there's a hacker
Bun every reason of them is cuz u bad but last is me
Bun THIS IS WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENS TO ME TOO LOLOL
i MIGHT be that kb abuser on fire link
all of that is so true
Bun nothing bad happens to me
I tried cannoning myself on Submerged what happens?
HALF SLABS ..
NixTeDoen i feel u.. ;-;
I miss TNT jumping
- TapL 2017
FishySquidMan ur dreams are gonna come true dood
NixTeDoen SLABS* Not "half slabs".
Dragma's Animation half slab
8:53 the timing of the little shines on the diamond ores is perfect
when techno was complaining about submerged he literally couldn't speak fast enough, and i find that so funny
Technoblade's Map Idea:
Literally a Survival Games map for Skywars instead
😂
beans
Ure right
Sky Wars without void
@@Domestic_Abuse so like dream mode bedwars
Clearing is Tribute reskinned as Haunted.
Yair Fuchs u a naruto fan
was, haven't changed profile pic for a few years lol
Yair Fuchs lmao beginners luck
that's false
why do u like anime?
secret title: i rant about how good tribute is for 17 minutes
who else is like this
*sees techno doing skywars like it's a piece of cake*
*tries to play skywars because it seems so ez*
*rages because idfk everyone is 3good5me*
*goes back to techno and watches him all day*
Sweus boi stop describing my life
That is 100% me
Ikr
Not going to fight that statement.
I'm late. But why does it seem that everyone has knockback 100 and I have knockback 2
From bird's eye view, sanctuary looks like 4 fidget spinners
why
what he said
Lol
Honestly, they need to make a new map where the middle is only chests.
"Nobody could do it like you"
We miss you Techno, rest easy
I would like to hear you rant about just one more thing...
rest in peace.
For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏
It has been 5 long years, at this time all he had to worry about was skywards maps, this man was my everything. I have “TechnoBlade never dies” on my arm. He made my sense of humor what it is today ❤️ forever in my heart, Rest In Peace techoblade the potato king
you got it tattooed? that is so awesome. im going to get a little crown or something once ive saved enough money.
I love techno as much as the next guy, I'm even rewatching his videos, but you got his name tattooed? For a guy you never met, and he doesn't even know exists?
@@calebpresley8743 yea thats a little odd, unless its got a cool design
@@calebpresley8743 people get tats of celebrities all the time or quotes from other famous people, it's not that weird.
based
Me: Wanting to know who made the thumbnail
"This account doesn't exist"
Also me: Wow-
Twitter canceled the artist
@@KingCheckOut wait seriously?
@@KingCheckOut damn really?
Nobody:
Subtitles: Welcome guys to help stir the sky-
13:02
English.exe has stopped working
Most. Beautiful. Thumbnail. Ever.
OwO
OwO
Three years later: I watch technoblade rant about the old Skywars map
4 Years later: I watch Technoblade rant about the old skywars maps and I reply to a person who did the same a year before me
@@noima13 1 month later: i watch technoblade rant about the old skywars maps and I reply to a person who did the same a month before me
@@mrfish712 3 weeks later: I watch Technoblade rant about the old skywars maps and I reply to a person who did the same 3 weeks before me
@@richardpike8748 1 day later: I watch Technoblade rant about the old skywars maps and I reply to a person who did the same a day before me
@@SomeGuy002 3 weeks later- I watch technoblade rant about old skywars maps and reply to a person who did the same 3 weeks before me
Hypixel: new map
Techno: *it's just tribute with extra steps*
It doesn't feel real yet.
Yeah
When i watched his final video, his dad sounded too normal... I thought technos’ voice would come in yelling,”YEAH I WOULDVE DIED ,BUT BEING DEAD IS FOR NERDZ” But it didnt happen... rip techno
Tribute + Weird Railroad Map = *Clearing*
+ Haunted
IzaRedPill u deleted ur vids :(
Jaza Nami i quit Im sorry.
IzaRedPill why tho :(
Jaza Nami I might come back but in the summer
I like how he ignores the other players and shows us the problems of each map
I like how Techno goes all “old man yells at cloud” on the new maps
15:21 that guy spawn 4 chicken 2 times
12:24 its not half slabs Techno, its just called a slab. A half slab would be half of a normal slab
NERD!
MyPing0 ikr every yt say that
MyPing0 NERD
MyPing0 I guess Techno wasn't trying to be a nerd, because usaully, people get killed when they watch UA-cam and put on Nerd Satistics. Lolz
MyPing0 THATS WHAT I ALWAYS SAY!!!!!
yeah
Techno vs Huawhi in build uhc.
Just give Techno Energix
@ImplodingMuffin Techno vs Huahwi in
GRINCH SIMULATOR
@@yuyukooyunda7476 ah, a man of culture
i cant belive its already been 5 years, RIP to the greatest legend of the minecraft community
If I'm using something that'd be consider it as to be nerfed
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Is this foreshadowing?
Wow techno loves the half steps on Submerged. nice.
8:54 perfect timing for the diamonds to sparkle
I wish he was ranting now.... rest in peace man
Techno's plot armor makes it even more powerful when he keeps talking infront of his viewer
I love how his thumbnails are showing what in the video is, that he has the humor I love and he doesnt klickbait the heck out of thingd
just needed tu listen this
I miss him
15:12 it going in the montage
Watching all his videos again and I gotta say skywars is my favorite of his videos
rest in peace man
half slabs...
so? a quarter of a block?
My fav thing about technoblade are his thumbnails, they are pure masterpieces :D
it's oddly reassuring knowing whenever I'm down, I'll always have these videos to watch
For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏
@@westonlord4214 no one asked
17:39 "The other UA-camrs were French-"
OH GOD THE FORESHADOWING-
"i've fallen into this hole like roughly 70% of the game .. *jumps* I just did it again. I tried to jump and tripped over a half slab" LOL
Any Technoblade youtube title:
Me: *YES*
The only youtuber that doesnt clickbait his videos and actually puts what hes doing in the video
I belive he is playing skywars and sky blocks with fans while strategically planning to all go for god right now. I miss him but I know he misses us equally as much. Thanks for everything techno. I truely thank you for everything you saved my life literally. Rest easy bud. You deserve it. 💔🕊
pretty sure he already took down every god in existence. techno is ruler of all! /j
Techno complaining about skywars not being blitz enough is just satisfying to listen to
Miss you
Technoblade never dies
I watch technoblade rant about the new maps for 17 minutes
10:25 "look at this gap" *increases FOV*
CanadianCanyon - Minecraft & More lol
On a techno binge! Miss this guy, God rest him! Hope his fans keep supporting his content
same here. miss him so much
When you think your almost done with the video but he continues to rant for 10 more minutes.
12:12 That gut called it and said Techno even tho he was nicked
Rest In Peace techno
Y’know i always thought technos’ personality was just him, and it is, but he always just wanted us to be happy. R.I.P LEGEND!
9:17
teleports behind you
nothing personnel kid
Clearing is aegis without stairs to mid
PandaPvP no
its 18 minutes you deserve more subs for this clickbait, like 3 more
nope , it's 17:51
Ik
yeet
iRektStuff nahhhh. 500 more
@@evil_mode you can like now..😔
When You see someone on sky wars with No pants or No chestplate you might find technoblade
is this supposed to be some type of insult
anyone remember "My 5th grade teacher called me table" - Tayber
On the stream where Techno discovered the new maps I thought clearing was tribute until he mentioned it.
3:04
talks about light flickering then the energix text starts flickering
his name is just AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH and I love it
this was a very fun chill video tbh his personality/humor really shines
God i miss technoblade. TECHNOBALDE NEVER DIES
Sanctuary = fidget spinner
-coffee- it's 4 fidget spinners with an island in-between the 4.
I just realized how he takes so little damage, that's super cool
I thought it said 17 minutes ago, and my heart skipped a beat and thought he was back... then I saw the full title
For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏
i've watched all of technos videos for like 3-4 years now and i literally get a new old video from him in reccomended every single day
watch this video with no sound, you see techno jumping up and down and spinning like a lunatic.
Aaaaaah
@@glubzyoutube4374 i have no memory of typing this.
cause its 3 years old haha
@@Aaronnnnnn lmao but it's true
@@Aaronnnnnn lmao
9:19 "Would you like to die? There's discounts right now, you can die for 50% off on your car insurance."
13:12 "It seems like something should be down here, but this is just a random spot on the map where you can fall through the fences, which is the only part of the map that isn't HALF SLAB. *prehistoric technoblade noise*"
15:05 "Are you...*long pause*...nice. No one could ever have dodged that lava. And, away you go.... OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO...THAT WAS SO...*obnoxious keyboard clicking*...(quietly) nice."
15:30 "That was so cool. Just had to take a moment to appreciate how cool that was."
watching this again just makes me think how nice of a tribute it would be to see on skywars maps the middle chests all connected. loved watching his Minecraft vids, always making great vids
6:00 Love how he got them to change the map name
1:47 "just kidding it's skyward noons cares." Continues to rant.
I’m sad to say i just started watching techno after his death but im glad i am now. Thank you techno. RIP
Rest well techno :(
RIP technoblade
I wanna know why whoever makes his thumbnails isn’t a professional
i think he just says 'make thumbnail for ________ video' and everyone just sends these beautiful images or he does it himself idk
he just uses fanart
I love watching techno rant because it’s so true
6:05 is that a dark souls reference??!!!!
Just rewatching his videos because the adhd vibes radiating from this man’s content can keep me watching for actual hours. He’s the only UA-camr I can just sit and watch without clicking away. He was the best, and his passing felt so sudden. I was physically shaking for hours after he posted his video. I thought it was a video saying he was taking a break from UA-cam because of his cancer and how he needed time for family and things like that. My heart hurt and still hurts. Rip techno. You’re still my favorite after death and will always be that wag
It’s 3am and I was missing him
Fun fact: Submerge actually didn't break Techno's No1 rule of skywars: All the 5 midchests are at mid
Techno: "We hadn't gotten a Sky Wars update in 6 months"
Clash Royale: 2 years of no major updates
Boom Beach: I don't even know how long its been
Techno: (*Looks at Clearing*)
also Techno: "Isn't that just Tribute with extra steps?"