OFFLINETV FEAR PONG CHALLENGE 2

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 15 тис.

  • @pokimane
    @pokimane 3 роки тому +51762

    and i'll do it again

  • @nice7530
    @nice7530 3 роки тому +5315

    The moment Michael stopped doing his disorienting scream he lost.

    • @boogrs55
      @boogrs55 3 роки тому +136

      Michael has an ability called " *Banshee Scream* "
      the ability stops if he feels he is defeated

    • @JustanotherrandomTom
      @JustanotherrandomTom 3 роки тому +17

      I saw this comment change from 2.3K to 2.4K likes after I clicked on it; I feel accomplished that it was because of that scream.

    • @diskos3464
      @diskos3464 3 роки тому +2

      @@JustanotherrandomTom it changed from 24k to 30k

    • @happypantsfilmmaker1797
      @happypantsfilmmaker1797 3 роки тому +5

      I don’t know, but things seemed to go downhill after he chugged that beer

    • @insanity1635
      @insanity1635 18 днів тому

      Now it's 5.2k

  • @SAZAD21
    @SAZAD21 2 роки тому +1151

    Just Michael saying " tell me about your greatest fears, tell me how you feel " while literally holding toast makes me dive into my greatest fears

  • @HokadoKong
    @HokadoKong 3 роки тому +2106

    God, I just imagine someone sitting in their backyard with their family enjoying the night sky with some kind of expensive alcohol before suddenly hearing poki scream all those things

    • @yeon_ster
      @yeon_ster 3 роки тому +47

      Them: “and that’s what the alcohols for”

    • @ChristianTurnes
      @ChristianTurnes 2 роки тому +31

      Do you know what she actually said cus I need to know

    • @mr.shuckle4858
      @mr.shuckle4858 2 роки тому +3

      @@ChristianTurnes same

    • @nifty7641
      @nifty7641 2 роки тому +9

      @@ChristianTurnes I'd assume she said the N-word, however, she is Moroccan so she is by technicality allowed to say it.

    • @angel-yy9dg
      @angel-yy9dg 2 роки тому +56

      @@nifty7641 she's moroccan and therefore not black so she can't say the N word (which she didn't say)

  • @12-343
    @12-343 3 роки тому +4750

    Alternate title: yvonne turns into a hotdog

    • @hakaboy7757
      @hakaboy7757 3 роки тому +35

      Today we coded it so that anyone we choose becomes a hot dog

    • @Soultergeist
      @Soultergeist 3 роки тому +6

      Today we extract cadmium and arsenic from processed hotdogs and hotdog buns.
      Jkjk(issa yoke)

    • @hiokifeliz9185
      @hiokifeliz9185 3 роки тому +7

      spicy girl

    • @cirruswhaletft8344
      @cirruswhaletft8344 3 роки тому

      She is a hotdog HAHAHAHA

    • @Ilikeeminleggings
      @Ilikeeminleggings 3 роки тому

      @@Soultergeist there IS some in yvonne now that i think about it

  • @acousticgamer5563
    @acousticgamer5563 3 роки тому +7813

    Lily: "Hi babe" to poki,
    Michael: WTF IS GOING OH ON HERE!

    • @effectiveark
      @effectiveark 3 роки тому +33

      The cringe 😂😂🤣🤣.

    • @gapless1001
      @gapless1001 3 роки тому +8

      Lmao 🤣

    • @Totas_funnynumber
      @Totas_funnynumber 3 роки тому +205

      The more I think about it. I think the simps annoyed Poki so much she began to be attracted to women

    • @lightray-ls4kw
      @lightray-ls4kw 3 роки тому +15

      Michael reechu

    • @mevaniel3010
      @mevaniel3010 3 роки тому +24

      A few seconds ago
      *I hate women* 😀

  • @beecomfy5474
    @beecomfy5474 3 роки тому +303

    "¿Por qué no los dos?"
    Michael speaking spanish is the best i've ever listened. I'm dying

    • @gwrgrw4077
      @gwrgrw4077 2 роки тому +3

      YEAH, THAT PART WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS 😹😹

  • @johnricbriones375
    @johnricbriones375 3 роки тому +207

    Scarra : PUT IT IN MICHAEL
    Lily : PUT IT- *oh*

  • @NaThingSerious
    @NaThingSerious 3 роки тому +3123

    Boys: have like a 4 cup lead
    Micheal: imma bout to end this teams whole career

    • @danieldomingzz3745
      @danieldomingzz3745 3 роки тому +47

      to be fair he just got tasered lol

    • @Rolealfl
      @Rolealfl 3 роки тому +8

      daniel domingzz like 3 hours ago

    • @chodak3709
      @chodak3709 3 роки тому +28

      I think he just got too drunk to be able to aim

    • @Rolealfl
      @Rolealfl 3 роки тому +4

      Chodak yeah he was too drunk

    • @LennyCooley117
      @LennyCooley117 3 роки тому +3

      Soju chug got em

  • @mert7373
    @mert7373 3 роки тому +2560

    "I've been cucked by Pokimane"
    *Tier 3's* : If only

    • @CancerArpegius
      @CancerArpegius 3 роки тому +20

      i don't watch twitch so can someone explain to me what tier 3s mean?

    • @mert7373
      @mert7373 3 роки тому +57

      FADL-4PNQ-T8GE-6PPN
      You can pay a certain amount to streamer and get perks. Tier 3 is highest perk level. Most of Poki’s tier 3 just want to be noticed by her.

    • @CancerArpegius
      @CancerArpegius 3 роки тому +6

      @@mert7373 oh cool. Too bad Dkayed don't have tiers. We only have months. Oof.

    • @cheekbonetombstone4712
      @cheekbonetombstone4712 3 роки тому +3

      666th like ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ

    • @asca_1348
      @asca_1348 3 роки тому +2

      tier 3s: you say that as if it’s a bad thing

  • @7sinsofhell207
    @7sinsofhell207 2 роки тому +214

    I swear, lily seems sweet, but you have to admit she has her moments where she acts like a devil.

  • @bright0nsounds
    @bright0nsounds 3 роки тому +506

    19:40 The editor gracing us all by leaving that Lily moment in: 👀

  • @MrFeus-dn9xs
    @MrFeus-dn9xs 3 роки тому +2933

    "How does it feel Taser Boy?!?!"
    -Condiment Girl

    • @infiniteaj8688
      @infiniteaj8688 3 роки тому +30

      Legend has it, their fierce battle rages on to this very day...

    • @riose8065
      @riose8065 3 роки тому +20

      Taser Boy vs Condiment Girl: The Never-ending Battle

    • @estebanramirez1178
      @estebanramirez1178 3 роки тому +9

      They sound like bargain-bin superheroes.

    • @shinykitsunelive
      @shinykitsunelive 3 роки тому +1

      my favorite superheroes

    • @ryanchong9965
      @ryanchong9965 3 роки тому +5

      I would pay for this anime

  • @kittyatomic0147
    @kittyatomic0147 3 роки тому +2317

    Michael: *gets leashed*
    Michael: “This is not a punishment for me. This is a punishment for you.”

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 3 роки тому +80

      Michael could make anything that's supposed to be a punishment for him and make it a punishment for everyone else instead so quickly.

    • @ashleyiris4577
      @ashleyiris4577 3 роки тому +31

      Lily: I've got you now
      Toast: no you don't. He's got you.

  • @bamboozi
    @bamboozi Рік тому +130

    Toast at Chessboxing yesterday vs this video 2 years ago......what an incredible transformation

  • @obrey__
    @obrey__ 2 роки тому +369

    12:18 9 months later scarra’s reaction still kills me 😂

  • @4rcangel
    @4rcangel 3 роки тому +4213

    Scarras best quote “ahh you flavored your foot for me.”

    • @13gudadod
      @13gudadod 3 роки тому +6

      😳😳

    • @13gudadod
      @13gudadod 3 роки тому +4

      😳😳😳😳

    • @cgndnm
      @cgndnm 3 роки тому +5

      what the sheisse?

    • @gamrr_499
      @gamrr_499 3 роки тому +4

      Read this before watching. And I’m intrigued

    • @Plupperish
      @Plupperish 3 роки тому

      Miss fed ;-;

  • @sulaiwin6539
    @sulaiwin6539 3 роки тому +8010

    Boy team: dances
    Michael: I hate women
    Boy team: intense dancing

    • @Walnut_yt
      @Walnut_yt 3 роки тому +97

      *insert jojo theme here*

    • @sacrask4445
      @sacrask4445 3 роки тому +37

      @@Walnut_yt i can see mista dancing

    • @stevendang6727
      @stevendang6727 3 роки тому +13

      *DANCUNG INTENSIFY*

    • @uwutvtme6821
      @uwutvtme6821 3 роки тому +6

      I wanna see it where’s the time lapse?

    • @sponge4270
      @sponge4270 3 роки тому +12

      UwUTvTme 6:50

  • @eliacaravati-pringle564
    @eliacaravati-pringle564 2 роки тому +50

    "Por que no los dos?" I swear Michael is amazing

  • @BlueKira
    @BlueKira 2 роки тому +48

    12:18
    Michael: I still got ice water drippin down ma leg
    Lily: Hot
    Scarra: Hm???

  • @LegoEngineer003
    @LegoEngineer003 3 роки тому +1861

    “Where they are so confident for 3 hours of missing”
    _Michael later goes on to miss for 3 hours_

    • @hkm2698
      @hkm2698 3 роки тому

      Nooooooo someone ruined the streakkkkk I just saw it turn into 421.
      I’m going to be like number 422...
      Edit: frick I’m like number 423...

    • @BCN_goodolboy
      @BCN_goodolboy 3 роки тому +1

      It 690 now

  • @towrfan
    @towrfan 3 роки тому +1634

    Lily: Dude, All the Tier 3’s are going to photoshop them.
    Such words of truth that I have just heard.

    • @troopslayer5130
      @troopslayer5130 3 роки тому +15

      yo the next guest is gonna be sykkuno or smoothkuno

    • @ankandas404
      @ankandas404 3 роки тому

      @@troopslayer5130 true

  • @alannoeli74
    @alannoeli74 Рік тому +71

    4:13 I’m a simple man
    7:22 I love how the dog is just oblivious to her pain

  • @aliciaviacrusis9441
    @aliciaviacrusis9441 3 роки тому +1049

    Michael is really consistent
    at hitting Lily’s toe

  • @t-bug9385
    @t-bug9385 3 роки тому +1624

    Scarra: Kill her
    Michael: * *Snipes Lily’s toes twice* *

    • @ghfghf7
      @ghfghf7 3 роки тому +8

      *thrice*

    • @milesr5779
      @milesr5779 3 роки тому +8

      It's her weak spot as he knows. I'm sorry for saying that but had to.

    • @dinus574
      @dinus574 3 роки тому

      those little toesie woesies

    • @dg787
      @dg787 3 роки тому

      He wants her toesy woosies

  • @4rcangel
    @4rcangel 3 роки тому +15455

    Toast:“Do we want to be racist or sexist?”
    Michael:”Por que no los dos?”

    • @ripboo6247
      @ripboo6247 3 роки тому +395

      What does that mean?

    • @emeryjoseph8571
      @emeryjoseph8571 3 роки тому +2030

      @@ripboo6247 translates to “why not both”

    • @ripboo6247
      @ripboo6247 3 роки тому +235

      @@emeryjoseph8571 thanks:)

    • @mrgoatlopez7255
      @mrgoatlopez7255 3 роки тому +93

      Why not both

    • @iliate2589
      @iliate2589 3 роки тому +100

      I am deceased from laughter

  • @adantorres9935
    @adantorres9935 3 роки тому +39

    When you notice that Michael had his hand on his Gooch and they all grabbed the same PNG pong ball

  • @okarulikestea9894
    @okarulikestea9894 2 роки тому +43

    Lily: "who the hell makes all these punishments?"
    Brodin: *runs away*

  • @YourAverageClown
    @YourAverageClown 3 роки тому +753

    Scarra: *chugs beer*
    Lily: Dad's gonna get angry again...

    • @marfur9
      @marfur9 3 роки тому +3

      If only it was a beer. Daddy is gonna get crunked

  • @IaMmEsSiNgBoY
    @IaMmEsSiNgBoY 3 роки тому +1818

    5:34 Yvonne: **Sees dare chair**
    **Piston Powered Chair Flashbacks**

    • @justalonelydud
      @justalonelydud 3 роки тому +4

      IaMmEsSiNgBoY Yes Why No Comments...

    • @legoman9421
      @legoman9421 3 роки тому +10

      "Sit on my electri- Pneumatic chair"

    • @sl0thgames324
      @sl0thgames324 3 роки тому

      @@legoman9421 you beat me to the quote.

    • @aaronkal7433
      @aaronkal7433 3 роки тому

      “Sit in my electri...Pneumatic chair

  • @reyez1983
    @reyez1983 2 роки тому +10

    Love how Michael tases people but the moment he hits someone with a ping pong ball he apologies twice

  • @tylerkennedy-yb1jc
    @tylerkennedy-yb1jc Рік тому +9

    Pokimane: "i am leaving offlinetv" 2 years later she really does

  • @Ginoo_Orihinal
    @Ginoo_Orihinal 3 роки тому +2930

    “Ice cubes in buttcrack until it melts”
    Michael: Which crack?

    • @Volvary
      @Volvary 3 роки тому +86

      From the way Michael said it, I think it was just "crack" on the paper.

    • @theworldsbestpodcasteverD
      @theworldsbestpodcasteverD 3 роки тому +7

      I think it may have just said crack on the paper

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 роки тому +12

      Idk which other crack he was thinking though

    • @matthewzhang581
      @matthewzhang581 3 роки тому +4

      @@tangytim6699 crack crack

    • @matthewzhang581
      @matthewzhang581 3 роки тому +11

      @@tangytim6699 in his crack sack

  • @ethereal4842
    @ethereal4842 3 роки тому +2304

    7:20, Poki really said, "I'm Mrs Steal Yo Girl"

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 роки тому +63

      Yeah, Poki and Lily give me bisexual vibes ngl

    • @ethereal4842
      @ethereal4842 3 роки тому +23

      @@hallway_revenant7919 agreed, case closed.

    • @tjailinht9412
      @tjailinht9412 2 роки тому +6

      @@hallway_revenant7919 except none of them are.

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 2 роки тому +12

      @@tjailinht9412 doesn'tmeantheycan'tgiveoffenergysorrymyspacekeyisbroken

    • @zuflu
      @zuflu 2 роки тому +2

      @BlazeTrail 1269 Ido

  • @jeepercreepers9
    @jeepercreepers9 2 роки тому +13

    17:50 Michael sounds so defeated

  • @parry6407
    @parry6407 10 місяців тому +7

    4:32 gamer foreshadowing

  • @chillperson3727
    @chillperson3727 3 роки тому +9254

    Lily and Poki: Spooning
    Michael: *Grabs Tazer*

    • @blackcreeper968
      @blackcreeper968 3 роки тому +85

      Michael: Tazer use Electrocution
      (It's so Effective)

    • @justyourfellowduck
      @justyourfellowduck 2 роки тому +7

      3K with 1 reply… that’s suspicious

    • @kmxtdaplayaah
      @kmxtdaplayaah 2 роки тому +9

      @@justyourfellowduck that’s very suspicious....yo red?

    • @Fusible
      @Fusible 2 роки тому +6

      @@kmxtdaplayaah orange did it

    • @firamation8114
      @firamation8114 2 роки тому +5

      @@Fusible i fucking did it

  • @slumper4445
    @slumper4445 3 роки тому +8821

    “I still got ice water dripping down my leg”
    Lily: hot
    Me: No, cold

  • @SpiritSlayer1
    @SpiritSlayer1 2 роки тому +37

    The fact that Lily and Pokimane spooned is hilarious!! I bet all the simps are jealous of Lily 😆

  • @flache1086
    @flache1086 3 роки тому +5

    This is one of the best type of video...
    Poki spooning lily, condiment girl, mykull leashed, lily licking temmie, poki saying...loud funny things ... I didn't know I needed those ... now I want more x')

  • @ramon6783
    @ramon6783 3 роки тому +3915

    Toast: "Alllriiight... let's get spooning."
    Never change Toast, never change.

    • @lemonette6353
      @lemonette6353 3 роки тому +9

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    • @ferrallezz5246
      @ferrallezz5246 3 роки тому +1

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    • @vlfs2942
      @vlfs2942 3 роки тому +1

      @@ferrallezz5246 AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH °O°

    • @gursimransingh0404
      @gursimransingh0404 3 роки тому +1

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @vlfs2942
      @vlfs2942 3 роки тому +1

      @@gursimransingh0404 ohohohoohohohohohohhohohoohohohohohohoohohohohoh

  • @joeri_o_criador
    @joeri_o_criador 3 роки тому +11374

    Girl's cups: Spooning, eat hot spice
    Guy's cups: *fart fetish, foot fetish, making a contract with satan*

    • @karmaticpoison.2403
      @karmaticpoison.2403 3 роки тому +722

      Girl:"Oh my gosh i wonder why guys live less then us"
      Girl²:"yeah right so weird"
      The reason:

    • @lillie8916
      @lillie8916 3 роки тому +142

      also a collar

    • @collinwallsfanpage7148
      @collinwallsfanpage7148 3 роки тому +27

      1000th like congrats 👍

    • @joeri_o_criador
      @joeri_o_criador 3 роки тому +11

      @@collinwallsfanpage7148 thanks

    • @iliate2589
      @iliate2589 3 роки тому +98

      @@karmaticpoison.2403 my favourite character, female-squared

  • @me7859
    @me7859 2 роки тому +11

    7:20 and here comes the fan fiction.

  • @jacoblynch1951
    @jacoblynch1951 3 роки тому +1

    Toast's face when Michael read the last punishment was priceless and when Michael ran by when Scarra was in the dare chair had me rolling on the floor.

  • @yamaracruz1268
    @yamaracruz1268 3 роки тому +4447

    Michael "grinding" Toast and telling him, "tell me your biggest fears" just had me lmao. I swear I think I woke up everyone in my house.

  • @sunny_nightmareuwu1266
    @sunny_nightmareuwu1266 3 роки тому +11172

    When poki said” and I’ll do it again” and Michael released his “ultra sonic sound” I CRIED

    • @justunababy
      @justunababy 3 роки тому +63

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA NOW ITS GONNA MAKE ME?!!!

    • @sunny_nightmareuwu1266
      @sunny_nightmareuwu1266 3 роки тому +11

      @@justunababy 🤣🤣

    • @sanctuaryguardian2203
      @sanctuaryguardian2203 3 роки тому +67

      its funny how poki’s comment is under this one

    • @feykys
      @feykys 3 роки тому +6

      @@sunny_nightmareuwu1266 timestamp plss nvm I got it

    • @feykys
      @feykys 3 роки тому +3

      @Soby wdym you commented the thing

  • @sharpie9204
    @sharpie9204 11 місяців тому +5

    Poki Says "I am leaving offline TV"...... damn that did not age well.....

  • @SnowpointSilver
    @SnowpointSilver Рік тому +4

    4:32 this has aged fantastically.

  • @GingerPale
    @GingerPale 3 роки тому +23096

    Who made these cups

  • @baekkyuu8439
    @baekkyuu8439 3 роки тому +2453

    Michael: I hate women
    : poki and lilly cuddling:
    Also michael: -_-

  • @kovo5090
    @kovo5090 11 місяців тому +5

    "I am leaving OfflineTV"
    -Pokimane, the foreshadower

  • @eresuplays
    @eresuplays 10 місяців тому +5

    4:33 aged like fine wine (cuz she did leave 😂 we miss u poki 😢)

  • @seven8703
    @seven8703 3 роки тому +703

    "It's comfortably in my G O O C H"
    -Michael Reeves 2020

  • @bastianbjerregard3160
    @bastianbjerregard3160 3 роки тому +2400

    *Micheal has to get tased*
    Everyone: well well well looks who is laughing now

    • @hamdu6427
      @hamdu6427 3 роки тому +1

      @Aidan Chadwick how the tables turn*

    • @hamdu6427
      @hamdu6427 3 роки тому +7

      @Aidan Chadwick fine, turntables it is

    • @LOLking24680
      @LOLking24680 3 роки тому +3

      How the turn has turn the table turn

    • @u_q6c
      @u_q6c 3 роки тому

      look whos*

    • @elite7700
      @elite7700 3 роки тому

      minecraft stev look whos who

  • @julialee8504
    @julialee8504 10 місяців тому +4

    4:32 “i am leaving offlineTV” -poki
    well ig she wasn’t joking

  • @P.An04
    @P.An04 2 роки тому +8

    I want otv as a group to do runningman like challenges as content. That be hilarious lmao

  • @Katoptikos
    @Katoptikos 3 роки тому +1563

    poki: spoons lily
    michael next video: taming real thunderstorms

    • @mychaeljones7526
      @mychaeljones7526 3 роки тому +23

      You had me at two kawaii girls spooning

    • @joshuasantiago3101
      @joshuasantiago3101 3 роки тому +10

      well he is god of thundering tazers

    • @wavygrxvy4880
      @wavygrxvy4880 3 роки тому +9

      thats the second time lily got spooned by a offline tv member

    • @Anonym-wz6mm
      @Anonym-wz6mm 3 роки тому +2

      I mean it isn't any different as Liki was a ship before anyways, that what you get when you're together with a meme shipper famous yt person lol

    • @ashgreninja4460
      @ashgreninja4460 3 роки тому +1

      @@wavygrxvy4880 LMFAO

  • @hngamer4823
    @hngamer4823 3 роки тому +2931

    Michael. "i hate woman team incel"
    Also Michael is the only one with a girlfriend

    • @recherche8133
      @recherche8133 3 роки тому +15

      @@Sir_Lobo who took him😔😔

    • @lowit9875
      @lowit9875 3 роки тому +2

      I read this when that came up lmao

    • @josefsmakal3719
      @josefsmakal3719 3 роки тому +10

      @@Sir_Lobo umm yeah, micheal is dating lilypichu

    • @jmas2593
      @jmas2593 3 роки тому +5

      @@Sir_Lobo They probably directed it towards HN Gamer but clicked the reply button on your comment which automatically tags you unless you manually remove it.

    • @jason-qo9mc
      @jason-qo9mc 3 роки тому

      F edmyster is. Goat

  • @javierpanganiban
    @javierpanganiban 9 місяців тому +2

    This right here is really really long foreshadowing

  • @chriswailes7742
    @chriswailes7742 3 роки тому +6

    Michael: I can see Carson face photoshoped there now
    Johntron: that one didn't age quite so well

  • @roberto3165
    @roberto3165 3 роки тому +1039

    Michael: I still got ice water dripping down leg
    Lily: Hot
    Scarra: *_Mh???_*

  • @demolitionnicholas689
    @demolitionnicholas689 3 роки тому +2746

    Poki: *spoons Lily*
    *Michael will remember that.*

    • @spamaccount2915
      @spamaccount2915 3 роки тому +98

      *tier 3 subs will remember that*

    • @frostedturtle6951
      @frostedturtle6951 3 роки тому +18

      Are lily and Michael dating

    • @syloz67
      @syloz67 3 роки тому +52

      @@frostedturtle6951 Ah, I wonder

    • @frostedturtle6951
      @frostedturtle6951 3 роки тому +3

      @@syloz67 they are i figured it out later on the video

    • @nekomancer8471
      @nekomancer8471 3 роки тому +38

      @@frostedturtle6951 where have been for the past few months bro .kidding

  • @stifinho5920
    @stifinho5920 7 місяців тому +3

    4:32 - POKI: "im leaving Offline tv" oooh

  • @peanutbpickle
    @peanutbpickle 2 роки тому +2

    9:30 lily: BABE IT WAS A ONE TIME THING

  • @xia6343
    @xia6343 3 роки тому +3839

    *If toast is grossed out people should call him “Disgusted Toast”*

    • @znjeky8979
      @znjeky8979 3 роки тому +21

      Tu dum tss

    • @kjcannelz
      @kjcannelz 3 роки тому +13

      CLAP CLAP CLAP

    • @clementines1luvr33
      @clementines1luvr33 3 роки тому +14

      Bruh I've been thinking of this forever, thank you

    • @xia6343
      @xia6343 3 роки тому +2

      Choking Sasuke your welcome lmao

    • @yttri9876
      @yttri9876 3 роки тому

      get out

  • @dolphin8815
    @dolphin8815 3 роки тому +1161

    Michael "i still got ice water drippin down my leg."
    Monotone Lilly "hot."
    April ludgate much lol

    • @tazppn5575
      @tazppn5575 3 роки тому +4

      i was thinking the same thing lol

    • @lilbubba7048
      @lilbubba7048 3 роки тому +4

      my entire friend group

    • @outside8312
      @outside8312 3 роки тому +4

      But Michael is the exact opposite of Andy

    • @amribrahim4584
      @amribrahim4584 3 роки тому +2

      @@outside8312 both are chaotic

    • @DaimyoD0
      @DaimyoD0 3 роки тому +2

      Matched only by her pleas of, "Michael let me enjoy it!!" as she tightens a leash around his neck hahahahah

  • @picklesgaming5855
    @picklesgaming5855 11 місяців тому +4

    Poki: "I am leaving OfflineTV". That's reality now.

  • @chimedemon
    @chimedemon 2 роки тому +4

    Lily: let me enjoy it!
    ... I’m pretty certain they tried it after this.

  • @connorlynn4891
    @connorlynn4891 3 роки тому +16835

    Michael was the best addition to Offline I swear.
    Edit: We now have Robo-Dog

    • @DiegoRodriguez-wq4nk
      @DiegoRodriguez-wq4nk 3 роки тому +79

      Yea

    • @bellum5432
      @bellum5432 3 роки тому +249

      He is the only relevant honestly

    • @thatoneneeko2131
      @thatoneneeko2131 3 роки тому +431

      Michael and toast are the only entertaining people in offline after fed got yoinked.

    • @connorlynn4891
      @connorlynn4891 3 роки тому +263

      Explosive Bacon I wouldn’t go that far

    • @thatoneneeko2131
      @thatoneneeko2131 3 роки тому +84

      @Donald J. Trump a homie but not the comedie

  • @WreckinPoints11
    @WreckinPoints11 3 роки тому +7611

    I find it hilarious that Lily thought she’d control Michael when she put a leash on him and he was just like “I AM IN CONTROL HERE” and BOLTED

    • @CoffeeZombi-ATL1
      @CoffeeZombi-ATL1 2 роки тому +262

      I also find it funny how Lily said "Let me enjoy it!" and that made micheal fight even more

    • @guy2026
      @guy2026 2 роки тому +42

      He's unstoppable

    • @musicalslime8776
      @musicalslime8776 2 роки тому +15

      So like a real dog

    • @troglodyteking3848
      @troglodyteking3848 2 роки тому +7

      Like a dog who just saw a new pile of shit to eat

    • @johnosiemo5700
      @johnosiemo5700 2 роки тому +8

      To op to be contained

  • @TheTrueMorse64
    @TheTrueMorse64 2 роки тому +4

    17:53 [In Palpatine voice] Ironic… the Tazer Guy… gets tazed!!!

  • @BobsRavines
    @BobsRavines 11 місяців тому +3

    "I am leaving offlineTV" - Poki. Little did we know.. lmao

  • @BigmanHagfish
    @BigmanHagfish 3 роки тому +2255

    Offline TV is like a group of kids hanging out without supervision for the first time

  • @nicholasspidel1471
    @nicholasspidel1471 3 роки тому +954

    19:05 When Michael struck Yvonne with the might of Zeus he gave off some hardcore little kid "I'M SORRY! DON'T TELL MOM! HIT ME, YOU CAN HIT ME, JUST DON'T TELL MOM!" energy.

  • @damyonwilliams960
    @damyonwilliams960 11 місяців тому +3

    4:33 good job scarra

  • @remytherat7341
    @remytherat7341 Рік тому +2

    13:29
    Don't be fooled guys. This is Edna Mode in one of her suits.
    I don't know how she did it but it's...
    Incredible.

  • @Penguru
    @Penguru 3 роки тому +5990

    18:14 Micheal: "Fucking spoon my girlfriend" *misses* ...Poki: "And I'll do it again" *makes the shot* 🤣

  • @bespinguard7854
    @bespinguard7854 3 роки тому +8484

    The fact lily was the little spoon but ended up being the one who had to comfort poki is hilarious to me

    • @soupersoup5773
      @soupersoup5773 3 роки тому +86

      I love you Bespin guard ... but I'll admit I've been going out with Coruscant guard recently. I think we need to break up...

    • @dodoodood.9421
      @dodoodood.9421 3 роки тому +51

      @@soupersoup5773 bro wtf wasn’t the coruscant guard dating yoda??????????

    • @soupersoup5773
      @soupersoup5773 3 роки тому +19

      @@dodoodood.9421 wait what

    • @dodoodood.9421
      @dodoodood.9421 3 роки тому +18

      @@soupersoup5773 😬

    • @bespinguard7854
      @bespinguard7854 3 роки тому +14

      @@soupersoup5773 Coruscant guard was always the type of guy she’d tell you not to worry about...

  • @billyo7685
    @billyo7685 3 роки тому

    It must be so great to have such an awesome group of friends like these guys... :)

  • @BeloJel0
    @BeloJel0 2 роки тому

    the spoon part..heck yeah that was adorable!!

  • @redactedd6198
    @redactedd6198 3 роки тому +1107

    Scarra out of context part 1
    “PUT IT IN MICHAEL!”

    • @kafir1mw2quick
      @kafir1mw2quick 3 роки тому +36

      not as bad as the last episode of this when he said "I never got to creampie anyone."

    • @Pippaqueenofdumb
      @Pippaqueenofdumb 3 роки тому +15

      Pretty great when he yelled "BLINDFOLD HER, PUT HER IN THE CHAIR"

    • @boartank
      @boartank 3 роки тому +8

      3:50 malding Poki

  • @noahalston3053
    @noahalston3053 3 роки тому +277

    The amount of fanfic that’s going to come out of this you can write a whole series

  • @spam9330
    @spam9330 2 роки тому +2

    Poki's personality is like cold water, there is no flavour but you still enjoy it and its refreshing.

  • @colinbailey3900
    @colinbailey3900 11 місяців тому +23

    Poki: I’m leaving offline tv
    This video did not age well

  • @actuallyganta6044
    @actuallyganta6044 3 роки тому +1329

    "this is where you deflect it onto Poki"
    It seems Toast has been playing among us irl too

  • @ahhbee4389
    @ahhbee4389 3 роки тому +361

    Michael said “You gonna cry ketchup?” then I got an ad for Heinz

    • @rockburger9007
      @rockburger9007 3 роки тому +8

      Micheal said “ you gonna cry whore?” And I got an add saying lots of older ladies are in my area

    • @Lemon14402
      @Lemon14402 3 роки тому +2

      LOL

    • @lukasyoung7909
      @lukasyoung7909 3 роки тому +2

      same
      wtf

  • @iliketrees4293
    @iliketrees4293 2 роки тому +1

    You can just tell they had a genuinely good time making this video

  • @vleanc
    @vleanc 3 роки тому +2

    I love the OTV, it's filled with amazing people.

  • @atahualpaarias1840
    @atahualpaarias1840 3 роки тому +3967

    Toast: "do you want something sexist or racist"
    Michael: "Por qué no los dos??"
    Jajshs, that Spanish killed me

  • @hamburgersandwich4273
    @hamburgersandwich4273 3 роки тому +544

    7:17 Lily just experienced what most tier three simps would kill a man for

    • @brodybockover1801
      @brodybockover1801 3 роки тому +3

      Agreed

    • @brodybockover1801
      @brodybockover1801 3 роки тому +13

      I think they would do a little more then kill.

    • @Itokuna
      @Itokuna 3 роки тому +6

      give reddit 30 minutes and It's up there

    • @fhcidtx
      @fhcidtx 3 роки тому +2

      @@Itokuna give 4chan a split second

    • @vincentpopham1979
      @vincentpopham1979 3 роки тому

      Still wouldn't happen they would be In prison

  • @missmingles
    @missmingles 2 роки тому

    The quality of Michael running away from the leash paired with Sonic DX “CATCH!” music, when you’re wrestling with a fish.

  • @mizuo2373
    @mizuo2373 2 роки тому +2

    Girl's team: Mustard face, scream out loud, eat hot sauce
    Guys : *what in the fanfic*

  • @thememenapper1508
    @thememenapper1508 3 роки тому +808

    Michael: i might get bruised in the crack
    Lily: should i check?
    Michael: ummmm....(dies inside)
    Press F for iced crackheaduu

  • @toad1533
    @toad1533 3 роки тому +1655

    “I can see Carson’s face photoshopped on there now...” LMAO

    • @kangkantalukdar7749
      @kangkantalukdar7749 3 роки тому +22

      After hearing that, I feel like Carson is her "secret" boyfriend 🤐

    • @TSGPhilipp
      @TSGPhilipp 3 роки тому +13

      @@kangkantalukdar7749 I would ship that

    • @TSGPhilipp
      @TSGPhilipp 3 роки тому +10

      Carsonmane

    • @toner7772
      @toner7772 3 роки тому +1

      Kangkan Talukdar ew hell no

    • @dattos140
      @dattos140 3 роки тому +22

      @@TSGPhilipp carson deserves better

  • @aliviatoro1504
    @aliviatoro1504 2 роки тому +2

    Micheal- i still have ice water dripping down my leg- Lily- hot. Scarra- scared confusion

  • @NoviraMusic
    @NoviraMusic 2 роки тому +1

    Heart melted when lily had to eat something spicy and Michael, on the opposite side, was trying to get a less spicy sauce for her

  • @johnb6444
    @johnb6444 3 роки тому +1291

    13:30 the way toast says “ok perfect” kills me

  • @ironized
    @ironized 3 роки тому +693

    I love how Michael has influenced Lily’s sense of humour. Or maybe more accurately, willingness to be seen making those jokes.

  • @leleebrain
    @leleebrain 2 роки тому +18

    Felt so bad for Toast after he jumped in pool. I know that it might've been kind of warm, but still, he didn't change clothes and was standing wrapped in blanket. Watching him shivering makes me want to find every one blanket to dry him and so he'll be comfy. This man deserves comfort

  • @-PapaChef-
    @-PapaChef- 2 роки тому +8

    5:43 Michael looks like he wants her to feel pain
    HAHAHAHAHHA