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Building A Laser Baby
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- Опубліковано 1 вер 2020
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Songs:
Mantra - Kaz Moon
j^p^n - amend.
You owe me a brand deal.
Mark Rober
YO LMAO
Mark Rober
Collab plsssssss.
Lmao
Amazon: "recreate the laser baby scene!"
Michael: "N-No I can‘t ju-"
Amazon: "CUT. YOUR. FRIENDS. IN. HALF."
Oof
Dont keep the Bezos waiting
but do it safely
nothing flex tape cant fix!
also Amazon "remove a shake the baby as you would a normal child" lmao wtf
the fact that this show is such an apt satire of modern corporate conglomorates and their facades of friendliness and yet it is made by motherfucking amazon is so hilarious i dont know how to feel about it
I think this does get mudded by how separate decisions can be made on varying levels of the corporate hierarchy - Jeff Bezos may have not even heard of 'The Boys' until it became massively successful.
But then there this line from Noah Gervais' spoiler review of Cyberpunk 2077: "Corporate capitalism doesn't care if you hate it. In fact, it can take that hate, package it in neon and chrome and sell it right back to you for 60 dollars."
Probably the same way I feel about every show on FOX taking potshots at the network well into the era of people being able to become great entertainers without sucking some suit off.
Y'know, kinda like how Micheal here just shit on Amazon the entire sponsor and got their money anyways.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird LMK
@@SWProductions100”Capital has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself. Even those who would critique capital end up reinforcing it instead” - Disco elysium
Ironically I think this was the best promotional video I’ve ever seen. Better than if someone were to take it seriously LMAO
Same
oh yeah i watched the boys cause of this, loved it too
“Do not shake child. You must drop kick orphans.” -Sun Tzu The art of war
The third worst thing that happen to those orphans
@@Wulk 2nd worst
Turb0
no, hey, the second worst thing is the presents being stolen.
Get it right.
Technoblade and Michael would be a fun duo to watch
@@jonathangillooly9361 Dynamic duo killing orphans together
Michael: Don't send me your crappy robot ideas
Amazon: What if...
They paid
"Crappy"
I guess it’s okay if you send the money
They paid him tho
@Joshua PATTERSON are you sponsored by "Adam & Eve" by chance?
Michael saying " Shut up neighbor dog, I'll eat you. " Is pure bliss
then the ad saying "Everything for your dietary goals!"
I think he really hates dogs
4:53
he's filipino
I read that as he said it😂
shake activated laser baby is the most horrific thing i've seen in a while. well done sir
robbers robbing a bank: "EVERYONE ON THE GROUND"
Michael: *violently shakes laser baby*
michael : *violently shakes baby*
First name Last name nice name
@@chims7232 his was funnier ngl
Listen to my new song 🥺 I'll give all of the money to my mom, because we're so broke 🥺 you just gotta listen to it, I'm not asking for more ❤️😊,,
,
IM DEAD LOL
Amazon CEO: "Who's paying for this?"
Marketing team: YES
Legit Plays yes
*Jeff Bezos is the CEO lmao
you could buy a house with his money he still wouldn't notice
"it's me Dio from the marketing team"
@@hippolyte5248 You could buy a house fully furnished with antique handmade furniture from the 1800's, 5 pools in the back yard, a small runway with 4 personal aircraft and a driveway with included Ferrari and Lambo.... and he still wouldn't notice. And I just want a buck 50 raise at work....
Dude… that few second sequence where your drawing turned into physical parts was slick as hell. Had to watch it a few times.
Where does that happen
@@speedwagon18242:52
@@speedwagon1824at 2:53
Can we talk about how Michael created and told a full narrative with proper set up and pay off all on the central theme of “deception” in a 9-minute UA-cam video about making a laser baby? The script writing is always fantastic and I don’t feel like it’s recognized a lot. Script writing is a ton of work, and it doesn’t go unappreciated. Also, obviously, the delivery, editing and execution were also great as always:)
I love how this whole thing is an ad. Top Tier.
I thought you were the Russian badger for a second and I almost just immediately hit like
It's pretty epic
if only all ads were this entertaining and funny
@@gummypoppa japan
A+ marketing! Michael slays again! Now, make the baby part of taser tag as a sought after perk!
I bet the “poor guy at the marketing team” was just a huge fan and really wanted Michael to make another trigger-me-elmo-type-video, but had to find a way to keep it professional and business related.
mad respect to that dude
Sssssssshhhhhhhh
Don't tell them our secrets
Animals are like teenagers... They complain about EVERYTHING.
..
ua-cam.com/video/yuDcn_99hHE/v-deo.html&ab_channel=AnimalsGlobal
@@whatsgoinon99 and?
@@RubyPiec it's an ad bot...
2 years later and the scene where Michael shakes the baby violently and then shines it into someone’s eyes still makes me cry
7:37 Metal Gear Solid death scream. 👌
Amazon: Sponsors Michael to do dangerous things with a laser
Michael: Shake the baby-
Amazon: REMOVE THIS AT ONCE
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Dilenic BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@@dilenic4367 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL WHEELCHAIR
BABY SHAKES FOR THE BABY SHAKE GOD
"Do not shake a child"
Michael: i missed the part where that's my problem
@Panthertastic tern
I can just imagine Michael saying in his head “ OK baby Seizure time.”
Him lazer babying his friends eyes and saying “fuck off” so calmly will always make me laugh
I'm laughing at the idea that this is going to be played in marketing meetings around the world as an example of 'perfect brand integration'
Hi Micheal ur funny
aaa
LMAO IDWKNDKDIW
Yep. Now showing in Econ classes all over unis
Hi max
“Dude, Michael Reeves quoted me” -Sun Tzu _The Art of War_
Doctor. D.R *laughs in technoblade*
Oo
Ooo
Ooo
Ooo
The two enemies: Gets in cover. Micheal: SHAKES BABY INTENSLY
can we just appreciate michaels taste in music? these songs fit so well with the video, the editing and harmony in this is exquisite. and its not just this video but all of them. absolute legend.
"This is gonna be a weird video"
That's... why I'm here.
Hello There...
@@briceboyee8536 general kenobi
@@ricardohorta500 you're a bold one.
somebody beat me to the punch
K Larry
Amazon asking for Michael to cut his friends in half with a baby
originally it would've been done by a roomba
No, Amazon asking for Michael to cut his friends in half with a baby _SAFELY_
bold of them asuming he has friends
Anything’s possible when your a crackhead
Malk
I'm going to need a whole playlist of what Micheal listens to "Mantra by Kaz Moon" is soooo good
i read your comment 4 times and i still don’t understand
The first vid i watched from him, and he makes an ad deal worth a watch. Kudos, Michael
Imagine trying to rob Michael and he just starts shaking a baby.
Forget stealing money, I'd give it to see that
its not even the laser baby it's just some random kid he picked off a families table at the Mcdonalds he's getting robbed at
XD
Probably has a security roomba or some shit like that lol
ua-cam.com/video/ppb8Mh6MWlk/v-deo.html juice wrld clone woow
I love how he shakes the baby like he’s starting up a lawn mower
Might as well mow the baby too
Uh I'm gonna take away your lawnmower for everyone's safety
Tf kinda lawnmower u got my guy??
This is amazing out of context
More like he’s going to spray paint a wall
This was fantastic! I was cracking up the entire time, great work!
I recently caught up with the boys and now Im here and also happy
“Oh no I’m under attack”
*vigorously shakes baby
Oh no I'm getting attacked
So anyway
"The Laser Activated System Engineered by Reeves, or LASER for short"
"Wait"
Underrated
He glossed over that joke so fast
Micheal fans may not want to see this ): m.ua-cam.com/video/iOAzA2uG73g/v-deo.html
@@moralistically7336 ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@@fastcow7013 I recognised that link lol. I don't trust you
Lol, Michael just predicted how The Boys season 3 ended up, with Soldier Boy finding out Homelander is his son but still continues to try to kill him because of an agreement he made.
This was such a good video! Hopefully another one comes out sooner or later 👌
_"both a man addicted to potatos, and cocaine have quoted me"_
-Sun Tzu, in the art of war
I FUCKING LOVE TECHNO AND MICHEAL
Hayden Kegg TRUE
And a group of swedish pagans
Ah yes, a man of culture.
@@haydenkegg339 yeaaaaaah
Michael: "I'm sorry"
Also Michael: *burns baby with baby*
i burned the baby with the baby
Yes
Bro bots are liking this comment
I used the Baby to burn the baby
"I used the stones to destroy the stones"
10/10 acting
6:24
This is perfect down to the last detail, perfect
Michael being absolutely disgusted is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
i made a real baby ua-cam.com/video/lEPfB3-sVww/v-deo.html
it must be suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper disgusting
So get this, he turned the baby into a laser, funniest shit I've ever seen
SmellyMonkey shut up
@@smellymg no
Title : How to make 9+ mins ads with 99% engagement rate.
It's kind of one thing to have a sponsor segment, but it's a completely different thing to make your entire video a sponsor segment
I actually want to watch both seasons now lmao
Citrons it was still entertaining with how much he clowned on them so I don’t think most people mind
Michael deserves the popularity. I love all his content.
@@lescitrons This is the best format i've seen
6:40 the way he just aggressivly shakes it to the beat of the Music is amazing
Michael is honestly one of the best creators on UA-cam. To bad his upload schedule is absolute shit
its all part of his charm tbh
I agree
That's because other creators upload just to upload, that's the difference.
It’s because it takes time to build shit like this.
You ever worked on a project before? One where you have to plan the whole fucking thing before hand?
That’s probably the reason why he’s one of the best lol. Quality > quantity.
“Shut up neighbor dog”
_”I’ll eat you”_
*Hardest cough of my existence*
4:53
The scene
Mykull imbuing his inner Asian. 🤭
Im a Filipino and can confirm some of us do eat dogs
@@nethermore2946 I am not proud of you that you said that lol
@@simplyandrei1877 im not proud of it either
I love how amazon sponsored Michael Reeves, the guy who has made fun of their delivery speed like a billion times
Lol
Lol
lOL
I mean isnt that the best person for the job? They know hell talk about them ahhaha
Lol
new season: september 4th
Michael: ''I have no time to finish this!''
well well well you went fast
Just saw the baby in episode 5. This is some next level foreshadowing.
"Shake the baby"
"and it will have a small seizure to indicate that it's working."
Yep, sounds about right.
Matthew Barnette the girls
Feel old yet?
I is the 666 like
*Prepare the unborn child for war.*
@@2pacofficial21 The video link is shit don't go to it, It's about a guy that pulls chairs from people then runs away
"if the baby is choking, ask him or she if they are choking". -Sun Tzu art of war
Shahafnad
@@troyduong3175 this joke is way older than technoblade
I dont think that's where that's from
I always look to Sun Tzu for advice. Thanks Sun Tzu.
Is that a technoblade reference.... ON A MICHAELREEVES VIDEO
Congrats on the Streamy Awards, Michael.
Michael Reeves is literally just a person with ADHD's random ass thoughts brought to life. I love it.
This laser baby reminds me of that scene from "The Boys".
I was thinking the same thing
Funny you say that, I hear season two is coming out on September 4th
Your right. He literally copied it.
@@grantbever5552 oh wow, I had no idea, thanks for letting me know!
No shit Sherlock
Amazon: Makes a show where bisecting people using a baby as an unwilling weapon is okay
Michael: shake fake baby
Amazon: *N O*
It’s because he said to shake real babies, which was obviously a joke but that would hurt Amazon lol. Amazon never said “replicate these actions to a baby in real life”
x3 so shake harder?
michael reeves: " lets play a game called kick the baby "
amazon: " *Don't* kick the goddamn baby "
If michael is actually taking safety precautions you know its dangerous
Michael you are fantastic. Best video yet!
Now not just the viewers are giving him bad ideas, now the sponsors are
HAHAHHA
i made a real baby ua-cam.com/video/lEPfB3-sVww/v-deo.html
this is getting ridiculous, now theres 2 of them
Get on the bandwagon choo cho
I think there's a difference when you get paid to do bad robot ideas
Amazon: A gory show for someone with dry humor!
Michael: shake the baby
Amazon: do NOT shake the BABY
do not the baby
AyanOwO SHAKE THE BABY
Baby: *wAAaAa*
im gonna do the baby
this is the first sponsor i haven’t skipped
i think you did great in batman
remember sid from toy story ? yeah, this is him now
Oh how time has passed
Dammit lol. Beat me to it.
Lol
Feel old yet?
Feel old yet?
Looking forward to the sequel: Taser Baby!
The baby shoots the taser shots out of its eyes
Baby taser
So true tho
Taser toddler
I cant wait until this Comment goes to I hate your robot ideas pt 3
I'm so happy this is just now coming up in my recommended
Watching Micheal Reeves is like eating weird food, you just gotta lean into the the taste, don't think just swallow the content and laugh.
Michael: shakes fake baby
Amazon: no
Dog: barks
Michael: I will eat you
Amazon: ...
He fiesty
He’s Asian, so that’s fine
@@minu_ phillipino my friend
@@TheOmen606 w a t
Amazon: Understandable have a great day
“This is gonna be a weird video”
Yes because the anti-tomato machine, taser-tag, racist Elmo and screaming roombas were all so normal
... The Anti-Tomato Machine was ingenious and I would love to purchase one!
bro the roomba was defo the best invention
Racist Elmo is canon in Sesame Street.
Ooo
Ooo
This is the funniest thing I've seen in 6 or 7 minures. bravo.
I love how he genuinely celebrates when he defeats the opponent baby
It’s all fun and games till Micheal accidentally leaves the baby in his room and doesn’t wake up
“Accidentally”
Micheal fans may not want to see this ): m.ua-cam.com/video/iOAzA2uG73g/v-deo.html
Okabe Rintaro lmao
The fact that they were throwing stuff like 'laser your friends' into the talking point makes me almost wonder if they didn't fully realize that you aren't just a CGI channel...
Practical effects that are poorly hidden are more fun though
@Bio punk Nope, you have always to start with an idea. And the brilliance of the marketing is to recognize the opportunity when someone takes and runs with it. Notice the wording of the disclaimer. They could have said "Edit the baby shanking out" but they didn't. Instead they were fine looking like greater twats than they actually were in order to have a better video. This is a chaotic result but not an accidental one.
Herr Schmidt 😂😂 you do realize it was all his version of the conversation right? Jesus you’re taking Michaels sarcasm way too seriously
@@KoltVEVO Well, if the assumption is that he used sarcasm, we don't take it too seriously. If however the assumption is that he made everything up an it is basically just a lie, yes, maybe then assuming it was sarcasm means taking his words too seriously.
But I guess you used the term "sarcasm" not in the way it is defined but apply the modern post southpark defintion for "something utterly meaningless which is mildly funny, for which nobody wants to feel responsible".
@@KoltVEVO What? did you read what he said?
"I have better baby" will from now on be my goto line when someone introduces me to their kid
I love how he probably could have at least pulled off the proper lasers, but still decided to roast Amazon lol
This guy is roasting a multi bilion dolar company, AND THIS COMPANY IS SPONSORING HIM.
Michael Reeves in a nutshell right here.
Did u expect something else?
multi trillion*
thats how u know hes a keeper
How else would he be able to get the sponsor?
This is the greatest promotional video of all time, without a doubt.
hey nima
epic
Lategang
This showed up as top comment lol
@Pigeon In The Disco it's bc you liked it or replied to it
Oh my goodness this video just cured my depression
“Do not shake a child”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
a man of culture i see
“Sun Tzu said that”
“Not even close”
teconblode fenboi
❤️ TECHNOSUPPORT ❤️
Imagine his neighbors just watching him cut open a babies head. Then light it on fire and laugh. Good video though
He already killed them. He's 2 steps ahead of everybody.
Whamett wow i need to do that too.........
probably the most normal thing he's ever done ;)
Dang that pfp is familiar
There we go
Is it weird that this is my comfort video and that I've watched it atleast 20 times...?
“the little co2 tanks have a lotta pressure in them like 50-80psi so uh just hold this up for protection” raises a plastic bin lid
Michael:
Drills baby's eyes out
Makes exploding blood packets
Points lasers at people's eyes
Lights baby on fire
Amazon: M'kay.
Michael: Shakes the baby-
Amazon: DO NOT SHAKE CHILD TELL THE CONSUMERS NOT TO SHAKE CHILD
**CONSUME THE CHILD**
all about legal concerns
This is getting likes by the second
This is a "do not shake the baby" meme.
@Kaiser Wilhelm I hope you're joking. If Alex Jones is supposed to be a political figure then I am Donald Trump. The dudes a fuckin nutcase.
Mykull is the only one I would watch a 10-minute ad for.
i made a real baby ua-cam.com/video/lEPfB3-sVww/v-deo.html
@Sea u my friend need to up ur pull out game
Get sponsor block the extension
From the chrome web store your welcome enjoy
UA-cam Vanced has sponsor block now
Double welcome
SIMP
Watching this after i started watching the boys is GREAT
"I have better baby " most iconic line in all of youtube
Amazon must have paid him a lot of money, considering he actually met the deadline for it.
True
Could be that being a new steamer doesn't net him enough revenue so when amazon gave a deal he sped through with such an amazing and big sponsor so that he'd get more sponsorships like this in the future
@@maxwelldevries1821 I'm pretty sure he does earn enough, but it's not every day you can get such a cool sponsorship.
And it was a shit load less work then what he usually makes, probably more time in production than actually making the laser baby
he missed the original deadline lol, i think it was meant to be out last weekend
Michael is like a cross between your fun Uncle, the weird neighbours kid and the smart kid at school
That's weirdly accurate
That is surprisingly accurate
you forgot the kid that swears like a drunken sailor
he is all of our fun uncles, weird neighbours kid, and the smark kid. He is all of them, he just disguises himself
it's perfect
This video is the epitome of "paid enough to do it but not enough to care about it"
Can't wait for the season 3/4 sponsor where micheal has to put lasers in his eyes
Amazon: We want you to make a laser child of destruction
Micheal: *Lowkey just makes complicated laser tag*
Also michael 20 sec. after the video is over: *BABAY TAZER TAG*
Someone: why?
Michael: ..........uhhhhh..... cuz i cant cut you with a lazer so im just gonna taze you instead ???
*Amazon:* Michael Build a laser baby.
*Also Amazon:* Also here's a free laser baby.
And then he burned it
raptor XIII with the laser baby
Now he needs a real laser baby so it will be better... yeahhh
*smh*
Being this man's neighbor must be terrifying knowing that he could be making a baby THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS.
pure chaos in its most natural form. just how we like it.
"Do not shake a child."
Well fuck, guess I've been doing that wrong.
nice copy lol
@@kinghurley7958 bruh so many people shake babies
@@noted6060 I shake premature babies daily
child ambassador: what would you do if there was a child right infront of you?
michael reeves: 3:46
Who wants me to teach u how to make scrambled Humans?
Ez: Shake a 1 month pregnant woman then throw her on a pan and cook her for 10 mins, then wait 9 months.
"Do not shake a child"
Call Me Carson: "I need to shake a child"
i made a real baby ua-cam.com/video/lEPfB3-sVww/v-deo.html
@@smellymg i think was a porn video, but it was just music
@@smellymg no
How about taser baby
RTGame: I need to blend a child
Imagine if this was the quality of all advertisements. I would’ve had absolutely no problem watching a 10 minute ad before every video.
That was very amusing, thank you!
Not even Pennywise was this creative.
Or scary.
uuuhhhhh
Help
Wonder what he did to bullies.
Or if he *was* the bully
Where's Styropyro??
He gives him nightmares
“Aaand... what’re the UA-camr’s initials?”
“M.R.”
“Got it. Mark Rober, right?”
“Yeah.”
*sends to Michael Reeves*
Mark rober is a high class version of michael Reeves
@@senajabeen1076 the sane version some might say
To be fair Mark Rober is just Michael Reeves with standards
@@gerardogarza8849 there is no such thing as being sane
Mark Rober is just a sane michael
canada!
This man is a mechanical electrical and software engineer at the same time
This is my favorite UA-cam video.
You'd think he'd learn not to underestimate compressed air
The man doesn't fear tasers
Never mind I just realized you're talking about the penis gun
Yeah, those videos are awesome
@@loststormtrooper7873 and the monster energy turret
Michael? Learn?