Immigration Courts: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • @MrTheAnimationshow
    @MrTheAnimationshow 6 років тому +2011

    I remember a segment on Fox News a couple years ago where they were also agreeing that a 3 year old is old enough to represent themselves in court. Which is great because they have also recently held the position that the Parkland students shouldn't be trying to influence gun policy with their opinions because they are just mostly 15 to 17 year olds.

    • @timotyj3596
      @timotyj3596 6 років тому +95

      Faux News!

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 6 років тому +231

      So they're old enough to represent themselves but should never be trusted or taken seriously enough to do anything important like say... represent themselves...? Sigh.

    • @voidface8827
      @voidface8827 6 років тому +95

      Why you gotta go there
      "Kids should stop eating tide pods lmao"
      *the kids plan world-wide marches to implement gun control and create awareness*
      "Wait no not like that"

    • @q345ify
      @q345ify 6 років тому +31

      its like that joke from family guy how Rush Limbaguh convinced Brian was a liberal by saying there was a 3 year old executed in Texas and when he expresses shock he's like "see your concern for others betrays you"

    • @Jasonblade9012
      @Jasonblade9012 6 років тому

      My man is back!!!!!!!

  • @whuzzzup
    @whuzzzup 6 років тому +1889

    USA:
    Having sex with someone under 16/18: HELL NO!
    Drinking alcohol under 21: HELL NO!
    Representing yourself in court as a 4 year-old: Sure, why not.

    • @BucketOfFuk
      @BucketOfFuk 6 років тому +64

      whuzzzup Logic is overrated anyways

    • @ahmedffh7953
      @ahmedffh7953 6 років тому +23

      whuzzzup dude it's the greatest country in the world don't say that

    • @ryanbacker4870
      @ryanbacker4870 6 років тому +11

      USA USA USA!

    • @ahmedffh7953
      @ahmedffh7953 6 років тому +12

      Mac Mcskullface is this real??? do they actually make people under 18 not allowed to watch porn ?????? You thought I'm gonna say guns right nooo it's USA

    • @edmannope7497
      @edmannope7497 6 років тому +2

      whuzzzup murricaaaaaa fuck yeahhhh

  • @thelogan4641
    @thelogan4641 6 років тому +1681

    If 3-4 year olds understand immigration law, then clearly they should be sent to university rather than to some other country

    • @godofshinobi9993
      @godofshinobi9993 6 років тому +66

      The Logan nope then the children should be made judges instead of that judge.

    • @davidsouza7994
      @davidsouza7994 6 років тому +6

      That'd be grt if their lives weren't in danger where they originally came from. TF.

    • @arturofernandez4058
      @arturofernandez4058 6 років тому +40

      Everyone talks about that part, but what impacted me the most is HOW THE F*CK CAN A COURT NOT BE PART OF THE JUDICIARY?????!!! It's a clear violation of the separation of powers. And as far a I know this is not done in any other modern democracy.

    • @spakentruth
      @spakentruth 5 років тому +10

      "that's the America I know, and I promise ya, you're gonna be confused by it"

    • @mattmas32
      @mattmas32 3 роки тому

      No. The US government doesn't want immigrants who can read or write, let alone understand the law.

  • @EposVox
    @EposVox 6 років тому +1646

    I'd watch Tot Bench omg

    • @rowansafley6133
      @rowansafley6133 6 років тому +37

      EposVox we need Tot Bench to be a real thing

    • @israellai
      @israellai 6 років тому +71

      it's like a show that doesn't need a script but is full of twists and turns regardless

    • @PaddySnuffles
      @PaddySnuffles 5 років тому +29

      tbh I'd watch any show featuring toddlers in charge.

    • @PaddySnuffles
      @PaddySnuffles 5 років тому +8

      @@israellai Which basically sums up toddlers in a nutshell. ;D

    • @marcorock101
      @marcorock101 5 років тому +12

      Especially if Archer is getting canned 😂

  • @MrGearOfficial
    @MrGearOfficial 6 років тому +2258

    We need full season of Tot Bench.

    • @ndasdsad17
      @ndasdsad17 6 років тому +16

      The 1000 Degree Knife vs Immigration Courts Video Is Taking A While Huh?

    • @melissaspahr3810
      @melissaspahr3810 6 років тому +11

      I would watch it. HA HA

    • @aquatank23
      @aquatank23 6 років тому +6

      MrGear i would actually watch that

    • @grmmth3
      @grmmth3 6 років тому

      MrGear you would care more about that than the injustice in this country!

    • @melissaspahr3810
      @melissaspahr3810 6 років тому +15

      You can care about injustice and realize tot court is really funny.

  • @MostlyNotDps
    @MostlyNotDps 6 років тому +1104

    I've tried to address this many times, including contacting ACLU and other non-profits. Maybe Last Week Tonight can get some results.
    I do immigration in southern California. I have many, many people come to me seeking help, but they have no money. None of the attorneys are willing to represent a client who can't pay (including my boss, who won't allow me to anymore). And, unlike the bankruptcy court (where I volunteer) and every other court, there is no self-help legal clinic for the immigration court. so these people have nothing, and no way to get help. Not only that, but the agencies who *do* have the money, and the means to help them, don't. They spend all their time lobbying and advocating, but none of it actually doing good.
    The backlogs and clogged courts can't be fixed. that's a symptom of the massive caseload. But the people can be helped through it. I proposed to the ACLU that they find attorneys, like me, who are willing to represent these clients for very little money, and they just cover the costs of their case. My firm charges $2,500 + court fees for, say, an asylum application. But if the ACLU called me and said "we will pay all of their court costs, lets make a fee deal" then I would do every one for significantly less. $500 or so. THAT would be a phenomenally better expense than paying some dude to scream every week on CNN because that $1,400 (court costs + fee) would actually save somebody. It would confer an actual, tangible benefit. If those numbers don't work, then lets talk about number that do. Lets talk about actually helping people, rather than screaming about how the system needs to be fixed.
    Of course it needs to be fixed. Of course it's broken. But, until the day it is fixed, there are people suffering. there are people suffering *right now* who need help. They don't care if the system will get fixed. They care about not being sent back to their rapists. They care about not being torn away from their families. There are lawyers out there, like me, who want to help. But we're hamstrung. Hey, John Oliver, ACLU, and all those other non-profits have the power to help. I'm just one attorney in a crappy building in Oxnard. Please help me to help these people. Or don't.

    • @amandaorr4288
      @amandaorr4288 6 років тому +2

      Mostlynotgay join AILA and they will help

    • @ireneadler4925
      @ireneadler4925 6 років тому +8

      did you even watch the goddamn video?

    • @Nosirt
      @Nosirt 6 років тому +3

      at that point you may as well just close up immigration courts and give citizenships to anyone thats this side of the border. The problem with sound innocent and liberal and "of the suffering of people" is that you need to draw the line somewhere. What is the point of having courts that has a track record of 29% or 90%? either way, you're being biased. Not deporting anyone with the sad story isn't helping, nor is it deserving of praise. My point and absolute mistrust of people like John Oliver and Fox News is what they think is important, To John and to you probably, the problem was Atlanta's 89% rather than the discrepancy of 29% in Cali, too. If Mexico is a crime-ridden place that this many people need sections, I grentee you I could make sime case for over quater of teh qorld population.

    • @AkRed-cn7eh
      @AkRed-cn7eh 6 років тому +1

      😩😩

    • @AkRed-cn7eh
      @AkRed-cn7eh 6 років тому +1

      Can you share you contact information / email?

  • @albevanhanoy
    @albevanhanoy 6 років тому +4659

    America : "3 years old can understand immigration law and defend themselves in court."
    Also America : "17 years old can't argue about gun laws, it's an adult topic."

    • @alfio1421
      @alfio1421 6 років тому +376

      But 18 to go to war

    • @civilhand5837
      @civilhand5837 6 років тому +225

      And 15 to get married in Utah

    • @C_Bat
      @C_Bat 6 років тому +221

      and under 10 to get molested by a priest.

    • @farah4l
      @farah4l 6 років тому +135

      And a newborn to get circumcised

    • @AndyAce83
      @AndyAce83 6 років тому +60

      And brain dead to comment on youtube.

  • @omarcarrillonavarro6916
    @omarcarrillonavarro6916 4 роки тому +292

    I’ve come back to this episode to say, WE FUCKING GOT THEM! My father and grandmother are now COMPLETELY OFFICIAL LEGAL CITIZENS OF THE US! It’s been a long 16 years, going to courts and barely getting to see my dad because of how much he and my grandmother worked for it, but I can now say happily, we’ve done it. My grandfather is probably smiling at us from up above seeing my entire family happy we did it considering we were doing it for him and my grandmother but he passed away before we could even get halfway through the process. Let me tell you all in the comments, this shit was some of the most stressful kinds of stuff I ever had to see and deal with, PLEASE if there’s any kind of law or bill that seems to be on the ballot, PLEASE I beg of you as a fellow American, HELP YOUR FELLOW MAN!

  • @GiantEagle610
    @GiantEagle610 6 років тому +1670

    Nobody wants to uproot themselves and move to another country. People want to stay in their own country , grow old and die with friends and family and loved ones. If they flee to another country it means they really are desperate

    • @deanchampion6777
      @deanchampion6777 6 років тому +21

      Why flee so far? Why flee from Honduras to USA, instead of another country in south/central America? Why must :Somalis come to USA, instead of some other country in Africa? And BOTH China AND South Korea are large enough and rich enough to support their own citizens -- so why should any of them EVER leave home?

    • @backinorange
      @backinorange 6 років тому +260

      why did they British colonize half the world? why did white people move to America? why!? :p

    • @bookXbat
      @bookXbat 6 років тому +122

      Dean Champion youre assuming that that the ua is the only country with people who flee to it. It is not. There are tons of people who do just what you're saying and flee or just immigrate to the uk or canda or South korea etc. Each country has its own immigration laws and some have corrupt sytems for forcing people in need out quickly as well. Japan for example has a rocky relationship with brazillian immigrants similar to the usa and mexico immigrants. South korea has an entire system for helping north korean defectors assimilate to south korean life once thoroughly vetted to be sure they're not spies. Syrian refugees can be found in Turkey, Canada, the US, etc. Immigration, both legal and illegal, isnt just an american thing. Though we seem to want to believe it is.
      As for why so far. Sometimes these other countries force them out or dontnlet them in so they find other ways to get out. Many countries have a set number of refugees they will take. And some places are easier to get to depending on who you know or are related to

    • @bajramgashi8762
      @bajramgashi8762 6 років тому +14

      Daniel Galeano Thats basically irrelevant, he does have a point despite though, Africa will have around 4 billion people by 2070, Africa currently has just over 1 billion and the poverty there is the worst in the world, just what happens when there's 4 billion africans in Africa and when 70% will be starving, the humanitarian crisis will be absolutely immense, so what do people like u propose? "Ummm lets just send all of them to Europe cuz Britain used to colonize and shizzzz" Thats not how it works...

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 років тому +9

      Daniel Galeano
      History education can easily answer that.
      GB wanted the resources and cheap labor force.
      The first white people expected to find lots of gold.
      The first white settlers were looking for a better life.
      And now the answer to why people from Somalia want to come to the USA:
      not because they need protection but because they want a better life in a rich country.
      If it were about needing protection they would stay in another nearby African country.
      They come for economic reasons!

  • @MH-pe8wj
    @MH-pe8wj 6 років тому +1463

    Tot court is a good represetation of our entire justice system.

    • @ThePanuccio
      @ThePanuccio 6 років тому +66

      Michael Hammer I mean the tots got a confession and a sentence.

    • @Iason29
      @Iason29 6 років тому +38

      The children's court is better actually. Because it's just as bad but at least it's more fun.

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. 6 років тому +2

      When you look into Cash for Kids, and you realize, that is still happening in other states, all the time you'd see differently.

    • @dudleybalrog7348
      @dudleybalrog7348 6 років тому +1

      Wait, so you're saying H Jon Benjamin DID burn down a hospital?

    • @supersquare
      @supersquare 6 років тому +5

      Yeah but real court doesn't have snacks!

  • @tonycrash9418
    @tonycrash9418 6 років тому +527

    Teach a 3 or 4 year old immigration law? There truly is no hope for us.

    • @gatorfan98
      @gatorfan98 6 років тому +34

      If the 70-year-old in the White House doesn't understand it (he thinks people are still coming here for DACA, which is impossible), I doubt that a four-year-old will understand it, either.

    • @RC-vs3hp
      @RC-vs3hp 6 років тому

      I know... If only their parents wouldn't have been irresponsible and put them in that situation. We need to send illegal immigrants back with their kids. I don't want to split up families.

    • @naviamerie
      @naviamerie 6 років тому +24

      did you even watch the video? this is the responsible thing to bring them here. its dangerous back home and i guess you may not be for splitting up families, but for killing children then.

    • @mariamatias5801
      @mariamatias5801 6 років тому +8

      Brandon Hernandez they don't understand what that family is going through back in their country so it's easy for those guys to say get out and get a visa and so on but I can guarantee you that if thier families where threaten to death by some serious gang members (like in most south American countries) they would look to flee the country, I can almost guarantee you that those people saying get a visa and get out and so on would do the same as those people

    • @RC-vs3hp
      @RC-vs3hp 6 років тому

      So we should allow every person who says "they're going to kill me" stay? great system. Expect the number of people who say they'll be killed if they go back to their home country to go up.

  • @justbe411
    @justbe411 6 років тому +526

    Let’s not even mention that most of these people can’t speak fluent English. Even if they were adults that could inform themselves good luck finding it in a decent translation.
    This is so sad to see and that these people have to go through this and be treated as criminals when they’re just trying to be safe.

    • @johnmininger7472
      @johnmininger7472 5 років тому +44

      @jack Maher - And yet it is not illegal to present at an official port of entry for asylum as was the case of the woman whose appeal we heard in this video.

    • @erichall090909
      @erichall090909 5 років тому +14

      jack Maher then can we create a clearer and easier way of immigrating legally?

    • @flappy7373
      @flappy7373 5 років тому +1

      but is it sad enough for you to do anything about it? anything at all? at all? anything....? at... all?

    • @libertariantranslator1929
      @libertariantranslator1929 5 років тому +4

      The courts actually use good interpreters. The hearing asks four questions. Republican politicians export policies that make those countries into fascist dictatorships, so naturally everyone without a hand in the till seeks to flee.

    • @libertariantranslator1929
      @libertariantranslator1929 5 років тому +1

      Simultaneous interpreters are provided at your expense, just like in 1908.

  • @SaintYvesLaw
    @SaintYvesLaw 6 років тому +418

    As an attorney, this is alarming and heartbreaking. I'm going to try and do my part to help those in need. Not sure how much of a difference I can make but I will try.

    • @antetarokic
      @antetarokic 6 років тому +25

      You can make a huge difference! Even just going to volunteer for a week at Dilly Detention Center would help these kids out. caraprobono.org/volunteer/

    • @juliaset751
      @juliaset751 6 років тому +19

      Marie-Yves Nadine Jean-Baptiste, you have my respect.

    • @LeYt0nG
      @LeYt0nG 6 років тому +19

      Diimaa are you a bot?

    • @dallastexas8934
      @dallastexas8934 6 років тому +8

      Marie-Yves Nadine Jean-Baptiste if you do you will be the real mvp

    • @goldfishlover147
      @goldfishlover147 6 років тому +12

      Few more people like you with councious; and the world would be a better place 😊

  • @ColoringKaria
    @ColoringKaria 6 років тому +504

    it is insane that a judge tried to say that 3 year olds can totally defend themselves in court. I dont think its by mistake. remember all the talk of terror babies. this is on purpose. they can barely handle going to the potty. By the way Tot court was really cute.

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 6 років тому +52

      Nah. you can blame this on Trump. Immigrants are bad.
      Albert Einstein could be at our border with the cure to cancer, but we wouldn't give a damn because MURICA FIRST.

    • @michaelzellman2150
      @michaelzellman2150 6 років тому +51

      that judge taught my 5 year old theoretical physicsi too, shes on track to finish her doctoral thesis next week..now if only she could learn multiplkashun :)

    • @MauroTamm
      @MauroTamm 6 років тому +15

      He also told it takes time. Like 15 years give or take.

    • @cookiebandit18
      @cookiebandit18 6 років тому +37

      Fuck dude. If you take a glass of water in a skinny glass and pour it into a fat glass, then the kid will think there's magically less water.

    • @nikhilkasabe6862
      @nikhilkasabe6862 6 років тому

      ColoringKaria I

  • @TacetTheTerror
    @TacetTheTerror 6 років тому +1679

    "You've been doing this for 14 years, but you're 4."
    "Ugghh yeaaah."
    Too perfect. XD

    • @hexaquras9374
      @hexaquras9374 6 років тому +53

      Tacet the Terror every job interview's requirements

    • @varyag1393
      @varyag1393 6 років тому +17

      Judge Riley should be a national treasure

    • @alanacrail3244
      @alanacrail3244 6 років тому +22

      It reminds me of when a girl around 3 or 4 told me her birthday was soon and when I asked he how old she was turning her answer was "24"

    • @tiffyw92
      @tiffyw92 6 років тому +4

      This here is a qualified judge, yessiree.

    • @Lolly4twDasOrginal
      @Lolly4twDasOrginal 6 років тому +6

      "You've been doing this for 14 years, but you're 4."
      "Ugghh yeaaah."
      now we know at which level the donald is operating

  • @Anvilman
    @Anvilman 5 років тому +149

    Proverbs 29:7 The righteous person cares for the legal rights of the poor; the wicked does not understand such knowledge.

    • @mikeaft3585
      @mikeaft3585 5 років тому +13

      YoU DOn'T HaVE tO TakE THe BibLe SO LitEralLy!

    • @flappy7373
      @flappy7373 5 років тому +2

      is that really in there?

    • @socrattt
      @socrattt 5 років тому +7

      @@flappy7373 Yeah, that quotation is really in the Bible. See here: www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+29%3A7&version=NIV

    • @andrewharper1609
      @andrewharper1609 4 роки тому

      The righteous person doesn't bring Bible quotes to a legal battle.

    • @Anvilman
      @Anvilman 4 роки тому

      @@andrewharper1609 The Trump administration already lost the legal battle lol, there's no reason to make a legal argument. I simply couldn't think of a better way of trying to get my point across to the sort of people who vote for Trump.
      Also, this post is over a year old .

  • @mariyanafees9195
    @mariyanafees9195 6 років тому +156

    Honestly, I love when John does pieces like this. It makes you realize just how fucked up our justice system can be, and the fact that a lot of us don't even know about this really says a lot.

    • @knivesmillions2913
      @knivesmillions2913 6 років тому +3

      You think this is fucked he hasn't even got to the legalized slavery in prisons (Which is against the 13th amendment) Or even Civil Asset forfeiture which is robbery by Cop. He also should address the Blue Shield policy which is an unwritten rule that protects ALL members of Law Enforcement from scrutiny.

    • @AndrewWilson-fb8ge
      @AndrewWilson-fb8ge 6 років тому

      unwritten rule is just another word for crack pot conspiracy

    • @alajondro
      @alajondro 6 років тому +1

      if memory serves he did do a piece on that

    • @cameron6262
      @cameron6262 6 років тому

      If you came here illegally then I don't have sympathy for you if you end up in immigration court

    • @intelpntium
      @intelpntium 6 років тому +6

      So you believe they don't have the right to proper representation in court? Even if they are a child? Someone who had no choice about coming here?

  • @Ace_Maus
    @Ace_Maus 6 років тому +295

    I'm from Honduras, and I can attest to the fact that 70% of people in our country live situations like the one Elena was. Many of us try to leave legally, but can rarely find any opportunities. When I graduated from High School, I applied to college, and I could only go if I had a lot of money. No I have been 3 years applying to Master's Degrees and jobs, for which I know I qualify, but I need money to go study or my job applications are completely ignored. And I can only think, my dad didn't sacrifice his own living and comfort to pay for the best education I could have here and to pay for me to learn 5 languages so I had more chances to leave, just for me to end up stuck in a country where we can only go from home straight to work then back for the fear of being killed while earning almost minimum wage here.

    • @EG36
      @EG36 6 років тому +2

      Debz Baumaus ✊🏽✊🏽

    • @lordythegreat88
      @lordythegreat88 6 років тому +9

      damn man 5 languages.. apply to work as a diplomat in an embassy haha

    • @Crazy-Chicken-Media
      @Crazy-Chicken-Media 6 років тому +9

      So fix your country, if enough people get together you can change some shit. Running away from your problems will never work.

    • @zzzanon
      @zzzanon 6 років тому +2

      Cool story bro. /s

    • @dildoschwaggins6236
      @dildoschwaggins6236 6 років тому +18

      Vinny yeah right get off fucking UA-cam and do something. Easy for us to say but the point is valid

  • @Thee_Sinner
    @Thee_Sinner 6 років тому +1609

    Archer S9E1: Sterling goes to Tot Bench

    • @Kingatje
      @Kingatje 6 років тому +28

      I had to scroll far too low for this comment! A thumbsup for you sir!

    • @DangerousUrNot
      @DangerousUrNot 6 років тому +56

      Is that the real voice actor? I thought his voice sounded familiar haha

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja 6 років тому +43

      I never thought I'd see the day that Sterling Archer gets judged by a 4 year old.

    • @simbaonsteroids8836
      @simbaonsteroids8836 6 років тому +21

      DangerousUrNot yeah that’s H John Benjamin

    • @SuperJJAlexander
      @SuperJJAlexander 6 років тому +12

      I thought the voice sounded familiar. Thanks for reminding me.

  • @Angry5704
    @Angry5704 Рік тому +164

    I would legitimately watch a court show run by toddlers.

    • @Gambit22003
      @Gambit22003 Рік тому

      I would watch them everyday of my life until the very end! 🤣

    • @islandneni1829
      @islandneni1829 Рік тому

      Lol same they're too cute & funny

  • @austinblessing2013
    @austinblessing2013 6 років тому +518

    Ok, I am currently in law school. If a TWENTY-THREE year old (me) struggles to learn complex legal concepts then certainly a THREE year old would!!! There is a reason you need a bachelors degree and an admissions test to even be considered to enter law school...

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 6 років тому +17

      Austin Blessing I read your comment before the corresponding part of the video played, so I was very confused.
      Then to my amazement that idiot said he has taught immigration law to 3&4 year olds... I can’t... I just, I mean……What?!?!

    • @MonicaG_
      @MonicaG_ 6 років тому +4

      Baron Von Grijffenbourg it's not that difficult to understand really. The U.S. government hates people like my family and my Abuelita (grandmother) in particular. It's demoralizing but most of us have known it all our lives. 😒😓😢😡

    • @Jonnyg325
      @Jonnyg325 6 років тому +3

      Oh please its not that difficult, you just have to review any case that might have any possible connection to yours, interview everyone involved is said cases (graverobbing is permissable) then have an encyclopedic knowledge of all cases. Then you can get started on trial prep.

    • @IstNurMeineMeinung
      @IstNurMeineMeinung 6 років тому +1

      plaatsvervangende schaamte? It's "Fremdscham" in German, you know, because of the stereotypical efficiency.

    • @MedjayofDeath
      @MedjayofDeath 6 років тому

      Empathy in a basic sense

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 6 років тому +1933

    15:56 Not gonna lie, the banana joke was fire.

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 6 років тому +75

      Anti humor from a 3 year old.

    • @tiffyw92
      @tiffyw92 6 років тому +17

      "No, it was a banana."

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 6 років тому +4

      The Fuck, first animation channels, then Science channels, and now this?!?!?!?
      STAHP FOLLAHIN' ME!

    • @ShujathHussain0
      @ShujathHussain0 6 років тому +8

      i didn't understand what kid said in the end? what was his answer?

    • @tiffyw92
      @tiffyw92 6 років тому +66

      Shujath Hussain He said the banana is yellow.

  • @akmal94ibrahim
    @akmal94ibrahim 6 років тому +946

    If a kid has to defend him/herself, then the only fair thing to do is to have the judge a child too.

    • @shubhamnew
      @shubhamnew 6 років тому +75

      You want to be deported to pizza ? Done !!

    • @rileyjones9413
      @rileyjones9413 6 років тому +4

      NEW NO-NO

    • @awsomemagic16
      @awsomemagic16 6 років тому +83

      “This court is now in recess!” *everybody runs to the playground*

    • @dinothunder629
      @dinothunder629 6 років тому +2

      wasnt that judgeboss a kid?

    • @EMETRL
      @EMETRL 6 років тому +33

      or perhaps there should be a system in place that protects children from being equally liable as adults for the same actions... oh wait that already exists in pretty much every field of law other than immigration. yay

  • @user-jy8zb2wc8l
    @user-jy8zb2wc8l 6 років тому +201

    I can't believe how apathetic people are to this kind of thing happening. It's a human rights issue. Just because they are not their own citizens. It is disturbing the kind of psychopathy that the bad judges in this system must have to people's plights.

    • @juliangorrido1392
      @juliangorrido1392 6 років тому +5

      Then, useless, virtue-signaling, pieces of shit like you do nothing to improve anything.

    • @the_modfied_car4903
      @the_modfied_car4903 5 років тому +1

      @@juliangorrido1392 explain your reasoning then

    • @bobjones2959
      @bobjones2959 5 років тому +2

      The whole point of the occupation of judge is to judge and punish people. It's not a stretch to think that it'd attract power-hungry psychos and moral grand-standers. Not saying all judges are like that of course, but the nature of the application is going to bias the sample of applicants.

    • @bobjones2959
      @bobjones2959 5 років тому +5

      @@juliangorrido1392 Empty buzzwords with no substance to be found. Have you even tried making an attempt at thinking or is that too difficult?

    • @spooky2526
      @spooky2526 4 роки тому +1

      @@the_modfied_car4903 I agree Mr Julian over here has used some strong words but if you watched the video you saw those statistics, 90% deportation rate when most places. Have less than 40%? That says quite a lot about the judge more than the system.

  • @KalleNoble
    @KalleNoble 6 років тому +1533

    I think we should be most alarmed that Republican lawyers are saying their skills are on par to a baby's

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 6 років тому +12

      Lmao

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 6 років тому +35

      Kalle Noble exactly, if a baby can do your job, why are you here being paid si much

    • @KalleNoble
      @KalleNoble 6 років тому +22

      I'm not going to take the time to read this because I loved the first line too much, Republicans literally wanted a pedophile to lead them earlier this year, some of them saying it was better that he was a pedophile. Like it doesn't get much lower and hypocritical than that lol

    • @KalleNoble
      @KalleNoble 6 років тому +16

      True, a Republican lawyer would probably only be able to say "I do not recall!"

    • @keatonm100
      @keatonm100 6 років тому

      Because all lawyers are Republican?

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 6 років тому +1767

    Jesus, this entire episode was so damn depressing. I couldn't even bring myself to laugh at the jokes.
    It's crazy how we say we're one of the best countries ever, yet if you aren't a US citizen, we won't show any level of human decency to another person. We demand respect, yet we can't even show the bare minimum.

    • @neonflights5951
      @neonflights5951 6 років тому +386

      King Andres, yeah. Except, holy shit dude, a person entering your private personal residence is WORLDS away from someone being allowed to simply live within the US border far away from whatever they came this far for or from. Those are not the same things and should not be compared so recklessly like that

    • @nishantsharma7436
      @nishantsharma7436 6 років тому +204

      Yeah now you are getting somewhere sir... For someone outside US...
      Your country come across as the biggest hypocrite in the world,seriously not even kidding, take a look at the decisions made by your government from the last 5 decades.. Right from the start of Vietnam war which was none of your business to the Iraq war which again was none of your business except you know Oil...
      Just endless supply of hypocrisy...

    • @KayleaFleming
      @KayleaFleming 6 років тому +250

      If you truly think that literally every other human on planet earth is out to steal your stuff, you need to see a psychologist. Paranoia is not normal.

    • @jonbates2897
      @jonbates2897 6 років тому +79

      King Andres Stop living in your own world of paranoia for a change. Otherwise you're just weak.

    • @MrTheAnimationshow
      @MrTheAnimationshow 6 років тому +149

      +King Andres. Your country spends trillions of dollars on an already over stuffed Military every year and has yet somehow convinved poeple like you that helping thoese in need is the problem.

  • @jasonchen4807
    @jasonchen4807 6 років тому +124

    *Looks at etch-a-sketch* “Holy shit that’s so good” got me 😂😂😂

    • @bloodyeagleofcainhurst9295
      @bloodyeagleofcainhurst9295 6 років тому +2

      Jason Chen "oh we have a sketch artist, I bet she's terrible. Holy shit, that's so good."😂😂

  • @fravatel
    @fravatel 6 років тому +33

    How is something like this possible in the United States? People that feel themselves empowered to uphold "the law" - even if the law is obviously insane, isn't this what Hannah Ahrendt wrote about in her great work "the banality of evil". Keep addressing this, mr. Oliver and hopefully some sane group of people can stop this nonsense from happening.

    • @Kpimpmaster
      @Kpimpmaster 5 років тому

      Keep dreaming pal the people who change things won’t and people who would change things can’t

    • @bas_ee
      @bas_ee Рік тому

      Because America is too big for its own good. Such a "super" power is way too fragile for shit like this, awful gun laws, school shootings, homeless problems, disgusting abortion laws, etc. to happen.

  • @3p1cand3rs0n
    @3p1cand3rs0n 6 років тому +877

    Nonsense! I went up against numerous three-year-olds in mock trials during law school, and they are vicious. Don't let little "pizza" girl fool you. She is chief counsel for American Girl.

    • @Barzins1
      @Barzins1 6 років тому +6

      ElyssaAnderson 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @NaohMkS
      @NaohMkS 6 років тому +3

      You made my day

    • @fatpatMC
      @fatpatMC 6 років тому +3

      haha well done good form

    • @AshleyS.
      @AshleyS. 6 років тому +4

      ElyssaAnderson lmfao

    • @wahpanda1520
      @wahpanda1520 6 років тому +2

      little cheese pizza girl :

  • @Ralphfish4
    @Ralphfish4 6 років тому +182

    Well that was depressing

    • @NobleTenz
      @NobleTenz 6 років тому +1

      Ralphfish4 CHEECH

    • @bg8163
      @bg8163 6 років тому +1

      😂True

  • @recombinantgestalt
    @recombinantgestalt 6 років тому +58

    As a minor I had to appear for curfew violation and the Judge both did not allow my mother, a Legal Assistant, to so much as speak to me nor would he explain any terminology he used or give any context.
    I can't fathom how minors are given no support whatsoever to argue their case especially for deportation.

    • @PorQpine215
      @PorQpine215 6 років тому

      Well, you see, children aren't people yet, so you can't explain things like this to them because it will affect their development I'm pretty sure.

    • @Cazy243
      @Cazy243 6 років тому

      PorQpine 215 Just to be sure... That's sarcasm, right?

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 6 років тому +1

      How can that even be lega? The US sucks. Not because it is ruled by deplorables, but because deplorables are everywhere who want this.

    • @MyChemRomance
      @MyChemRomance 6 років тому +4

      PorQpine 215 The only time they consider children as humans is when they're still in the womb. After that, they're just lazy bums mooching off the system.

    • @wilddogspam
      @wilddogspam 6 років тому

      May the Science be with You
      It happens in many places:
      Because it's a civil court, many of the constitutional guarantees for fair trials are substantially weekend. Then, in the case of the curfew violation, they're trying to decide what's "best" for the minor, so they don't actually need to defend themselves from being "helped".
      It happens all the time because of some fucked up paternalism. Basically, stfu, daddy the state know best.

  • @ex-32
    @ex-32 6 років тому +376

    "Mr. peanut domestic violence" is now the third google autofill result for "Mr. peanut" 😂

    • @Ubermensch9240
      @Ubermensch9240 5 років тому +5

      That was fast.

    • @ricochet4674
      @ricochet4674 4 роки тому +12

      the second one is now death. because they fucking killed him off in a commercial.

    • @Dalton1294
      @Dalton1294 4 роки тому

      It appeared on the bottom of my auto fill result

    • @cf6755
      @cf6755 3 роки тому

      grdgrgr

  • @FourForceUniverse
    @FourForceUniverse 6 років тому +53

    "Will you please just tell them that I didn't burn down the hospital?"
    *You bunned down the hospitaa*
    HAHAHAHA perfect.

  • @vaylonkenadell
    @vaylonkenadell 6 років тому +211

    That's H. Jon Benjamin, the voice actor for Sterling Archer, Bob from Bob's Burgers, and Coach McGuirk from Home Movies!

    • @TheMaddWatcher
      @TheMaddWatcher 6 років тому +7

      Vaylon Kenadell And the devil in Lucy daughter of the devil :)

    • @WatcherCobalt
      @WatcherCobalt 6 років тому +1

      You're damn right he is!

    • @JelloPuddingFood
      @JelloPuddingFood 6 років тому +4

      THANK YOU! I KNEW he sounded familiar.

    • @gamesmaster0459
      @gamesmaster0459 6 років тому +1

      I knew it. I freaking knew it

    • @majinxenu9267
      @majinxenu9267 6 років тому +5

      He's also that guy Carl from Family guy who did the impressions of Bob from Bob's Burgers ("Hi. I'm Bob from 'Bob's Burgers'.") and Archer from Archer ("Hi. I'm Archer from that show 'Archer'.").

  • @vahidmirkhani
    @vahidmirkhani 6 років тому +106

    Constantino Morales case broke my heart. A man of law.....

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 6 років тому

      Fourty Four
      Non sequitur.
      I'm not speaking Mexican, if you were wondering.

  • @caad5258
    @caad5258 6 років тому +80

    I'm getting flash backs to "Papers Please"...

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 6 років тому +14

      Glory to ArzTOTzka.

    • @richmondrk2
      @richmondrk2 6 років тому +2

      @@fredarok579 Long live the Potato man.

    • @nobodys_winds6580
      @nobodys_winds6580 5 років тому

      *GLORY TO COBRASTAN*

    • @yukitakaoni007
      @yukitakaoni007 5 років тому +2

      Glory to USA!
      Denied your immigration in this country that was founded by immigrants

    • @bumble872
      @bumble872 5 років тому +1

      DETAINED!!!

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 6 років тому +139

    Finally archer actually is in court, he's got so many things to stand trial for.

    • @neonflights5951
      @neonflights5951 6 років тому +11

      kyle magaro you spelled Bob from Bobs Burgers funny

    • @Plex42
      @Plex42 6 років тому +5

      You mean Coach McGuirk from Home Videos?

    • @jjchilidogs1990
      @jjchilidogs1990 6 років тому +4

      Can of Vegetable from Wet Hot American Summer

    • @edenjung9816
      @edenjung9816 6 років тому +1

      So true. Love Archer. ;d

    • @bbrbbr-on2gd
      @bbrbbr-on2gd 6 років тому +1

      kyle magaro
      Mini-mart employee from Family Guy.

  • @sevenam9609
    @sevenam9609 6 років тому +661

    Tot Bench looks acutally fun to watch 😂

    • @n2011b
      @n2011b 6 років тому +47

      Right? Especially if Archer keeps playing all of the defendants lol

    • @MaxAmSax
      @MaxAmSax 6 років тому +10

      Or Bob. He'd be great too.

    • @john-qp3wm
      @john-qp3wm 6 років тому +1

      Seven AM hot bench* you spelled it wrong

    • @greggasiorowski4025
      @greggasiorowski4025 6 років тому +4

      MaxAmSax
      Fuck Bob, McGuirk or Satan even.

    • @buksy
      @buksy 6 років тому +1

      Tot Bench is actual situation in US now... but with smarter peoples

  • @ChrisAwake
    @ChrisAwake 6 років тому +1247

    TOT BENCH!

  • @JoelErhart
    @JoelErhart 5 років тому +30

    The more absurd reality gets, the more I want to laugh and cry at this channel. Hilarious, and absolutely devastating. How is this real?

  • @ernestomarcos0103
    @ernestomarcos0103 6 років тому +1220

    Sixteen year olds can't comment on gun policy but three year olds can defend themselves in court. Seems legit.
    (Also wtf bringing up Slenderman. All this time trying to forget about it)

    • @JohnnyCrack
      @JohnnyCrack 6 років тому +12

      Works the other way too. We need to figure out if kids are adults or not.
      > Some people say 17-year-olds aren't old enough to make legislation
      > Some say 17-year-olds aren't old enough to represent themselves in court

    • @janiemcallister1845
      @janiemcallister1845 6 років тому +29

      As John Oliver said, children shouldn’t have to worry about being murdered. That is horrifying that we have to clear that up, and that people don’t seem to understand that concept and say we are to young to understand and have a voice. They are always thinking about the children until the children think for themselves, then we are on our own.

    • @aohige
      @aohige 6 років тому +28

      +Fae it's quite easy to understand where they stand once you realize those people in favor of deporting children to certain death do not see "foreigners" or in some cases "non-whites" as human beings.

    • @jonathanwalker6512
      @jonathanwalker6512 6 років тому

      Just gotta stop sticking up for other because why your focus on some bullshit we keep getting fucked smh wtf has a protest some for y'all get it right. Not a fucking thing because they will never let there hang fall! Remember they will always be more powerful! Lol setups a bitch ain't no justice for us 🤣🤣🤣🖕🏽🖕🏽 we die everyday quit the shit!! Learn people learn! Smfh.

    • @ray25lee
      @ray25lee 6 років тому +1

      This.

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino 6 років тому +38

    *John Oliver:* "Remember, Slenderman already loves you the way you are."
    *That **_one_** audience member:* "Aww."

  • @Donika691
    @Donika691 6 років тому +306

    Why is it always about whether all or no immigrants should be allowed here or not? I think it's more about making immigration court run better so that the good, hardworking people who deserve a chance, can actually have a chance. I'm not saying we should just let in everyone, but we should at least take it more seriously so that those actually deserving of mercy don't just get murdered. What about the children too? If a 2 year-old is in court because they are an immigrant, should that 2 year-old be treated like an immigrant that we don't want here? It's a toddler for christ's sake.
    Basically it's not a matter of "let them all in" or "don't let anyone at all in" that's just two extremes, why don't we try something in the middle, like actually doing immigration court in a smart way.

    • @zerosysko
      @zerosysko 6 років тому +45

      But now you're just being reasonable!

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 6 років тому +17

      The problem is that we have to replace ALL of our politicians with capable leaders
      Anybody who is mentally ill or corrupt shouldn't be a politician

    • @takeabowtothemoon
      @takeabowtothemoon 6 років тому +6

      Donika691 Common sense is dead.

    • @Donika691
      @Donika691 6 років тому +4

      Starset Phantom which is a very sad and unfortunate thing. I mourn you "common sense"

    • @marvium-howthingswork723
      @marvium-howthingswork723 6 років тому +2

      Donika691 indeed. Take all benefits no one since we cant help all which leads to segregation and poverty

  • @ragalyiakos
    @ragalyiakos 6 років тому +728

    Im just imagining a kid who is already old enough to kinda get immigration law (about 14 and up) say the following:
    Judge: Would you like to designate a preferred country of removal?
    Kid: Yes
    J: And which one is that?
    Kid: The United States of America
    *kid dabs*

    • @blakejeffries3365
      @blakejeffries3365 5 років тому +36

      Ákos Ragályi I have so many friends who would 100% pull something like this

    • @Ubermensch9240
      @Ubermensch9240 5 років тому +10

      And then that kid would die because nobody likes a smart ass. XD

    • @Miserablecollegekid
      @Miserablecollegekid 5 років тому +51

      that's what we like to call in the legal profession, uno reverse card clause.

    • @Wysewolf
      @Wysewolf 5 років тому +19

      @@Ubermensch9240 Not for nothing, but a smart ass of that caliber deserves to stay with us in the US. :)

    • @Ubermensch9240
      @Ubermensch9240 5 років тому +3

      @@Wysewolf Yeah. Yeah, hypothetically he should.

  • @Widdekuu91
    @Widdekuu91 6 років тому +86

    6:50
    I work with kids and I sériously understood most of the 'unintelligible' statements of the kids.
    They were still not 'qualified' to be in court on their own, but this is what she meant: (again, I'm serious)
    7:04; "I placed a tie over fairies"
    Meaning; She put a tie on the fairyballoon she had.
    "7:05 "to ?????"
    Meaning; To tie them on my wrist and she (?) blue."
    Basically, she made sure the fairyballoon would not escape.

    • @MethosOhio
      @MethosOhio 6 років тому +31

      Sounds like you should sign up to be an immigration judge. Obviously they need more of them.

    • @desi1790
      @desi1790 6 років тому +7

      Your like the toddler whisperer !!

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 6 років тому +5

      +MethosOhio
      Haha, thanks :) Well I live in the Netherlands, but who knows, if I ever visit America, I will see if they've got a spot for me.
      +desi1790
      Thanks ^_^ I just realised btw that the girl might've meant 'blew' instead of 'blue.' Maybe the wind blew the balloon around on the string. OR the balloon was blue, either one of those.

  • @vahidfarahani5142
    @vahidfarahani5142 6 років тому +537

    I keep hearing. Americans say "why America should solve the problem of other countries" or "why should we care". If so stop calling your president the leader of the free world. Stop meddling in other countries. Take your stand.also stop starting new wars in the name of democracy.

    • @aaronsorensen536
      @aaronsorensen536 6 років тому +74

      They only want to 'solve problems' which their military-industrial complex can profit from.

    • @willj6392
      @willj6392 6 років тому +3

      We don’t need to solve random countries’ problems, only ours and our allies. Hint: Middle East is our interest as they literally attacked us... and Kuwait was an ally

    • @vahidfarahani5142
      @vahidfarahani5142 6 років тому +62

      Will Juneau at least google things before saying them. Midlle East didn't attack you (if you dont know middle east isn't a country) .it was al-Qaeda. You attacked Iraq to free them from Saddam Hussein (at least that was what your goverment said). Hence giving birth to Isis.and here's a fun fact, when you attack a country for some made up reason and raze it to the ground they tend to bocome hatefulle toward you which is a perfect condition for terrorist organizations to recruit them.

    • @willj6392
      @willj6392 6 років тому +2

      Citing state.gov. In 2016 22% of all terrorists were from Afghanistan, which we invaded to kill bin-Laden and Al Qaeda. There are way too many terrorist attacks from Middle Eastern countries so no I'm not referring to any specific attack.

    • @willj6392
      @willj6392 6 років тому

      Lol yes I'm aware that the middle east isn't a country. Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait, an American ally, thus American interests. And raze it to the ground? The military gave chocolate bars to kids for gods sake, we tried so hard to not get them to hate us, not our fault they are a backwards bunch of mindless jihadists.

  •  6 років тому +236

    - You've been charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, how do you plead ?
    - ...Koala.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 6 років тому +4

      I would watch that show if it existed.

    • @JoyfulJasperJamesCalmClaire
      @JoyfulJasperJamesCalmClaire 6 років тому +3

      Will the koala write a letter to the judge?

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 6 років тому +3

      Trucs en Série ...funny, but life's become so depressing in the US that we joke and find pleasure in the most batshit crazy forms of escapism...
      war on weed is just a proxy war by conservatives against liberals... by fixed thinkers against free thinkers...
      the founders surely must have dabbed...
      🤗😆😊

  • @taylor3557
    @taylor3557 5 років тому +622

    That Johnny Depp reference did not age well at all

    • @chrisfoley1065
      @chrisfoley1065 5 років тому +27

      Marxism-Taylorism haha came here to say that

    • @kirkjohnson2924
      @kirkjohnson2924 4 роки тому +21

      Yeah...I’m sure John didn’t know...

    • @chumuheha
      @chumuheha 4 роки тому +8

      Neither did the Mr. Peanut one

    • @BrainbusterLeckie
      @BrainbusterLeckie 4 роки тому +118

      @@kirkjohnson2924 Exactly, he didn't KNOW. He just believed someone who made a claim with no evidence. Something he constantly shits on others for doing.
      I'm a fan of John Oliver, but it's perfectly valid to criticize him for this, lol.

    • @redfedalpha24
      @redfedalpha24 4 роки тому +10

      @@BrainbusterLeckie The joke might need an apology, (even though its obvious both were abusing the other) but it has no actual bearing on the rest of the segment.

  • @kebzero
    @kebzero 6 років тому +54

    I think anyone who are okay with children representing themselves in court should have all their court cases and minor offenses brought up in Tot Bench.
    That parking fine won't be something you shrug at when they deport you to Pizza for it, with no possibility of supper before bedtime.

    • @aeis1056
      @aeis1056 6 років тому

      kebzero Would be better if everyone 4 and under who had to go to court and represent themselves went to tot bench. That way it would be a fair trial. Also hilarious.

    • @vgamesx1
      @vgamesx1 6 років тому

      I don't know about fair, little kids can be mean too you know...

  • @samgopnik6638
    @samgopnik6638 6 років тому +378

    15:56 For anyone doesn't understand the kid here's the subtitle
    Kid : What is the different between a banana and a cow.
    Man : What is the different between banana and a cow? I don't know. What?
    Kid : Banana is yellow

    • @TheLe016
      @TheLe016 6 років тому +5

      Arif Aiman Wow. Just wow.

    • @Krovahn
      @Krovahn 6 років тому +23

      He’s not wrong.

    • @tonikross2725
      @tonikross2725 6 років тому +8

      damn how long you have being an interpreter?

    • @spock7945
      @spock7945 6 років тому

      +Toni Kross, to be honest i rewound and re-played it twice after hearing the elder/man repeat the question and did get what the kid said (that a banana is yaeyooh)
      *nonetheless, thanks to Arif bhai for posting it here!*

  • @AlexanderMartinez-mk6cl
    @AlexanderMartinez-mk6cl 6 років тому +81

    When the girl said pizza she was actually trying to go to Italy to vote for John

  • @AJ-of9yw
    @AJ-of9yw 5 років тому +95

    I'm too distracted by the fact the defendant in Totcourt was H.Jon Benjamin, the voice of Archer and Bob from bobs burgers

    • @heyysimone
      @heyysimone 6 місяців тому

      I thought i recognised Bob's voice!!

  • @user-cv3fu6xv5c
    @user-cv3fu6xv5c 6 років тому +81

    Is it mostly upbringing that causes a lack of compassion and empathy in people? (It’s baffling that some people can’t even imagine what it’d be like to be born in different situations and what they’d have to go through just to live).

    • @AndrewWilson-fb8ge
      @AndrewWilson-fb8ge 6 років тому +6

      yea asking people in their country to fix their government and economy like the people in America decades and hundreds of years ago did is an obvious display of American privilege

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 6 років тому

      Not trying to be a prick here and mixing up different issues that don't have to do with one another, but it might sound like it: In the US corporal punishments ("disciplining" childring with the aid of belts and such) and throwing "misbehaving" teenagers out before they can earn a living wage seem to be WAY more common and accepted as normal in the US than in other countries. And it's not just the US. In South Korea you are as a parent allowed to beat your children half to death and there are many South Koreans with no compassion at all for North Korean defectors. I see a connection there.

    • @asdfasdf154
      @asdfasdf154 6 років тому +7

      Fiddlesticks
      The problem is that everyone sympathizes with them. BUT we can't take care of everyone. Or jeopardize a system that keeps things in order. You really have to be a realist. We have, just like any other country, a immigration policy in first place. I really hate when people (not you) say that USA is heartless or Republicans are heartless because they don't want to help other people. They are living in a fantasy world.

    • @Henk14789
      @Henk14789 6 років тому

      They show some horrible examples, and putting children in front of a judge on their own is just unbelievable. And even the cases where they say horrible things have happened, what proof is shown there? Because I bet most immigrants, be it genuine or economic put up a story like that. So you can imagine the judges taking that as bullshit.

    • @YumLemmingKebabs
      @YumLemmingKebabs 6 років тому +4

      asdf asdf Except this isn't about protecting systems that keep things in order. It's about protecting systems that keep a certain group in power. It's the same bullshit we've seen in basically every regime ever, Nero's Rome had Christians, USSR and China had intellectuals, free thinkers, and capitalists. Nazi Germany had Jews, Roma, Homosexuals, and various others, the Taliban had westerners and people who didn't subscribe to their specific form of Islam. Even if we really couldn't afford to let people stay in our country and work because that apparently somehow costs more than imprisoning and deporting them it wouldn't change the fact that the reason why politicians in the party of big business are doing this is because they need a scapegoat to take the sins of their corporate masters while they continue to enrich themselves at our expense.

  • @7supergirl
    @7supergirl 6 років тому +44

    I'm 97% sure the arsonist on "Tot Bench" is the voice of Bob in Bob's Burgers and I'm living for it. Also, it's awful that children have to represent themselves in court and even more disgusting that some people genuinely believe that 3-4-year-olds have the capacity to defend themselves in court. Some people are just completely devoid of compassion, and Jack H. Weil is one of those people.

    • @thehoove100
      @thehoove100 Рік тому +2

      You are correct, that would be H Jon Benjamin. I recognised him from Archer.

  • @SebastianSeanCrow
    @SebastianSeanCrow 6 років тому +823

    How are children expected to be able to understand immigration law when grown adults can't?

    • @N0N0111
      @N0N0111 6 років тому +7

      Clearly a big SPONSORED agenda behind this, that has a lot corruption going on.

    • @jajaxaxa
      @jajaxaxa 6 років тому +19

      Maybe they've noticed that most adults are morons and that there is still some hope for the kids. But yeah it is ludicrous.

    • @antoinehanako3193
      @antoinehanako3193 6 років тому +2

      What is not understandable on it, though? You get in with valid visa, or you have a problem. That's all. Same as if you don't have a ticket in a train. You can ride without it, but only until someone finds out. Is it problematic for many? Yeah, but that's how the world works. Nobody has enough resources to cater for everyone for free. YET.

    • @wolfwoodphreak
      @wolfwoodphreak 6 років тому +34

      Antoine Hanako you do realize the average 4 year old cant even feed or bathe themselves reliably don't you?

    • @jajaxaxa
      @jajaxaxa 6 років тому +37

      Antoine Hanako Obviously you need a valid visa, but in many cases these kids aren't making any decisions to migrate or seek asylum.
      If you find a frightened and lost 4 year old alone on the train and they don't have a ticket you don't just kick them out at the next station and wish them good fortune do you? I hope not.

  • @lordvoldemort8904
    @lordvoldemort8904 6 років тому +418

    I think the judges who sends them back should be held accountable if that person is harmed or killed.

    • @JonSmith-yq1dw
      @JonSmith-yq1dw 5 років тому +3

      Lord Voldemort lol what?

    • @Envy_Leviathan
      @Envy_Leviathan 5 років тому +44

      @@JonSmith-yq1dw you laugh but he has a point if you knew someone was going to be killed by sending them back to a place where they just got away from almost dying and did nothing to change that and sent them right back to that spot and not a different one you would be a accomplice at worst and a murderer at best

    • @jamesleduke873
      @jamesleduke873 5 років тому +27

      Even the Dark Lord has standards, apparently.

    • @flappy7373
      @flappy7373 5 років тому +6

      @@jamesleduke873 he's a stone cold killer, but he only kills those who deserve it.
      i mean, you know, according to his ultra conservative sociopolitical views.
      pure bloods and all that jazz. can't muddy the waters with foreign blood!

    • @Lucy-fn9rj
      @Lucy-fn9rj 5 років тому +10

      i want them to be charged with manslaughter but honestly the bar is so fuckin low i’d settle for a pay cut

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 6 років тому +776

    Yes the jokes throughout this are funny, but don’t let them distract you from the serious topic at hand. People that aren’t affected by this, love to talk about this subject like they know everything about it. I’m Mexican and a daca recipient. I have never had any type of trouble with the law, finished high school, pay my taxes, pay my car insurance, do everything I’m “suppose“ to be doing, and I’m still viewed as a criminal. That hurts. The ignorant people of the world love to say “just come here legally”, as if things are just that black and white. It’s easy to talk about something you have never had to deal with, and probably will never have to deal with, but the day that Americans have to switch places with us, most of them would fold under the pressure. Do you think people cross the boarder illegally because it’s fun? Because it’s easy? Because we want to come to America to cause problems? No. The majority of us just want the chance to find more opportunities that aren’t available where we come from. We aren’t going to sit until someone decides when and if we are good enough to receive a chance at a better way of life. The trump administration has proved time and time again, this isn’t about who is here illegally, it’s about pushing their brain dead racist bigot ideals. And if you disagree, you are blind to what is going on around you. But fine, hate me because I’m Mexican, hate me because I’m a “illegal immigrant”, kick us out, build your walls, but that won’t stop us. I will represent Mexico to the best of my ability every chance I get. We will forever fight until the very end.

    • @jester886
      @jester886 6 років тому +25

      CezaMVO why wouldnt you fight like this for your own country which you were born in and go into the government and go for change ? Why run away and come here and bring problems to America where we cant even help fellows* americans ?

    • @jacklambert6453
      @jacklambert6453 6 років тому +7

      thanks for the comment

    • @jester886
      @jester886 6 років тому

      Jack Lambert who ya talkin to jack ? Lol me or the original comment

    • @alanp264
      @alanp264 6 років тому +59

      Jester 88 The reason we come here is because we can't do that in mexico. Its either you're born into money or poor and the poor cant change much hints the reason we come to America

    • @metodichachov8653
      @metodichachov8653 6 років тому +25

      It's not fair that orange-headed clown sits in the House and issues executive "orders" while the only thing he's qualified to do is to say "Ugghh yeaah"!

  • @ggnoxious2533
    @ggnoxious2533 6 років тому +349

    *C H E E C H*

  • @adrianoines521
    @adrianoines521 6 років тому +81

    This is super important! I grew up with an immigration lawyer as a mom and trying to explain this to people is a pain in the ass.

  • @robjohnson2141
    @robjohnson2141 6 років тому +15

    Love the court room toddler skit... Bt my heart definitely goes out to those who simply wanna work and have a good life ,especially in cases where they just wanna live...

  • @the1flym459
    @the1flym459 6 років тому +639

    Another great segment by British Milhouse

    • @virenvs905
      @virenvs905 6 років тому +8

      Noah Lamberty
      More like grown Harry potter

    • @GoldieXBL
      @GoldieXBL 6 років тому +9

      Your last name is "Lamberty" and you're trying to talk shit 😂😂

    • @the1flym459
      @the1flym459 6 років тому +3

      DeejBot No u

    • @adampalmer7387
      @adampalmer7387 6 років тому +1

      Noah Lamberty Bart dho

    • @Mike_Greene
      @Mike_Greene 6 років тому +2

      lmao british millshouse

  • @PramitChatterjee1993
    @PramitChatterjee1993 6 років тому +310

    "What's the difference b/w a cow and a banana?"
    "A banana's yellow"
    Word!

    • @bighawn2319
      @bighawn2319 6 років тому +2

      Pramit Chatterjee whats the difference between an orange?

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 6 років тому +4

      It's orange?

    • @barrocaspaula
      @barrocaspaula 6 років тому +1

      Smart kid!

    • @hamzaktk18
      @hamzaktk18 6 років тому +7

      Took me a jillion years to get it.

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 6 років тому

      Pramit Chatterjee LOLOL

  • @diginaderose9618
    @diginaderose9618 6 років тому +88

    Seriously teaching 3 year olds and 4 year olds Immigration laws ?That Immigration Judge thinks the kids could represent themselves in court. Are u kidding??I mean come on...seeing those cute kids speak should have rung bells in his thick head. ...Sad.😣

    • @Splucked
      @Splucked 6 років тому +9

      Lawyer? No. Much worse. He was an Assistant Chief Immigration Judge.

    • @yaceya
      @yaceya 6 років тому +13

      He told "it will take a lot of time, but it is possible". If by "a lot of time" he meant 10-20 years he would be factually correct.

    • @marving.8868
      @marving.8868 6 років тому +4

      I mean if 3 year olds can do it nobody needs him... Should be replaced by a 3 year old

    • @aaronmolly4332
      @aaronmolly4332 6 років тому +2

      They should make the kid he, "taught" to represent him in a case. Lol

    • @diginaderose9618
      @diginaderose9618 6 років тому +1

      Spluck It Ya my bad.He indeed was an Asst.Chief Immigration Judge.Thank u for correcting me buddy.

  • @nahhfam7678
    @nahhfam7678 4 роки тому +341

    That Johnny Depp one may need an apology with recent revelations.

    • @mondhase5915
      @mondhase5915 4 роки тому +51

      Yeah, that one did NOT age well!

    • @saraann23
      @saraann23 4 роки тому +4

      definitely

    • @birdn4t0r7
      @birdn4t0r7 4 роки тому +3

      top ten non-offensive jokes that aged like milk

    • @Krotas_DeityofConflicts
      @Krotas_DeityofConflicts 4 роки тому +10

      Immediately looked for this type of comment, assoonas he said it.
      Certainly aged badly

    • @jessicalaszlo5152
      @jessicalaszlo5152 4 роки тому +2

      very much so

  • @nicovank
    @nicovank 6 років тому +1261

    4 year olds can learn law but 17 yo can't be taken seriously protesting against guns.

    • @mats7492
      @mats7492 6 років тому +72

      who is "you"..some morons on the internet isnt an entire generation...

    • @ryanscottnix
      @ryanscottnix 6 років тому +5

      Not agreeing with their opinions about gun control is *NOT THE SAME* as not taking them seriously. When people start their debate with, "assault rifles should be banned," it's time to tune out; they're just not informed well enough on the topic to speak on it.

    • @rshs5821
      @rshs5821 6 років тому +58

      Lockheed - explain how that "banning assault rifles" is a bad idea. I'll wait

    • @rshs5821
      @rshs5821 6 років тому +44

      Lockheed - your only argument is that you like guns. That's it. Don't give me that bullshit about stopping a unruly government cuz that's a load of shit.

    • @ryanscottnix
      @ryanscottnix 6 років тому +2

      @RSh s - - If you can't tell me why "banning assault rifles" is an idiotic statement, then it tells me how uninformed you are on the subject. Assault rifles are fully automatic guns... Fully automatic guns are already banned.
      Tyrannical governments have stripped their people of the right to carry weapons in the past, so ya, there's that. There's also the aspect of self defense, and my right to protect myself. If a bad guy with a gun wants to hurt me and my family, what would you have me protect us with? ... A knife? Also, quick question: have you seen the statistics on lives saved vs. lives taken with guns? It's pretty eye-opening.

  • @MRblazedBEANS
    @MRblazedBEANS 6 років тому +266

    This shit makes me sick to my stomach, these people deserve more.

    • @JNEGRON-hl3dc
      @JNEGRON-hl3dc 6 років тому +6

      And I deserve a million dollars, but for some reason no one is giving it to me.

    • @503leafy
      @503leafy 6 років тому

      And who exactly will pay for it? No one.

    • @costakeith9048
      @costakeith9048 6 років тому +1

      They deserve summary execution without trial for violating our frontiers and invading our country.

    • @JNEGRON-hl3dc
      @JNEGRON-hl3dc 6 років тому +2

      503leafy- That is exactly my point! Those who claim 'they deserve more' are quick to give out other peoples money.

    • @xfranczeskax
      @xfranczeskax 6 років тому +5

      The problem with this type of thinking is that once you've established non-citizens don't due trial and care, some smart-ass is gonna convince you who else is non-citicez, or less-citizen or not-fully-citizen. I'd thought America just kinda got rid of that not too long ago at least on paper, but I'm sure you've gonna find your nxt target group. Soon being born in America won't be enough to be a citizen, maybe only those making say million a year are actually worthy of that? And for the rest it's gonna be the hunger games. Don't scoff, blacks and Jews have seen it all and soon some other group will. An YOU might just be part of it, or your kid. What then? Bottom line: More rights for all means more rights for all. A civil country only gets stronger by extending rights of ever more. Less rights for some leads to less rights for some more. You really wanna go down that road?

  • @MkWii17
    @MkWii17 6 років тому +26

    I can't believe there are people who actually think a three year old can understand any form of law. Let alone a poor child who is already under stress from the immigration process and from potential turmoil in their native country

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 6 років тому +1

      They clearly don't. They just want to get rid of those three year olds. Imagine they grow up and start "stealing" jobs, or god forbid manage to build a better life for themselfes than the deplorables have.

  • @asrexproductions
    @asrexproductions 6 років тому +26

    I'm so glad John Oliver chose to end this segment with "Tot Bench," because I was literally in tears prior to that. #worldsocruel 😭

    • @Rattrap007
      @Rattrap007 2 роки тому +2

      I would watch the hell out of Tot Bench. Hilariously adorable.

  • @opheliawhite9740
    @opheliawhite9740 6 років тому +130

    Finally! This is why I love John Oliver. He puts the light on situations that really matter. He calls on the BS in our society so that we can see what actually happens.

    • @elenorblacksmith362
      @elenorblacksmith362 6 років тому +6

      He partially does. I appreciate his commentary, but he did give Hillary Clinton a free pass with she publicly stated that the children fleeing the violence in Honduras should be sent back. She said it twice in 2 presidential 2016 debates. Not a word from John Oliver.

    • @lohitjagarapu9351
      @lohitjagarapu9351 6 років тому +1

      Elenor Blacksmith: Damn, I didn't know that.

    • @kadeemdemills3152
      @kadeemdemills3152 6 років тому +1

      he's still a democrat, even if he doesn't endorse them oppenly he wont speak against them as much.

    • @shykittyfool
      @shykittyfool 6 років тому +2

      Steven Scummy you speak from experience no doubt

    • @R2D2xC27
      @R2D2xC27 6 років тому +1

      +Steven Scummy wow you sound like Jack Wiel

  • @roberttownsend4645
    @roberttownsend4645 6 років тому +29

    Heartbreaking.

  • @andrineslife
    @andrineslife 6 років тому +316

    Not Mr. Peanut too! Poor Mrs. Peanut, I hope all involved are getting help!

    • @ProgrammingLinguist
      @ProgrammingLinguist 6 років тому +14

      they call him... the nutcracker

    • @antonioro1229
      @antonioro1229 6 років тому +4

      gotta admit he is a bit of a nutshell

    • @robertfeight1205
      @robertfeight1205 6 років тому +1

      She probably abuses him, too-they're both nuts.

    • @CAP198462
      @CAP198462 6 років тому +4

      Did Oliver mean she was a salted? 😣
      Seriously. Beating that old peanut joke doesn’t make it butter.

    • @Molybdaenmornell
      @Molybdaenmornell 6 років тому +2

      It's a scam, Peanut! The courts are just trying to cashew in!

  • @mikotomisaka8714
    @mikotomisaka8714 4 роки тому +8

    speaking as an English Teacher in Taiwan who teaches 3 year olds too, I will be the first to say, that whatever judge says they can teach immigration law to 3 year olds, must think they'll have 5 years to completely teach it to them for 5 hours a day.

  • @brocksamson3282
    @brocksamson3282 6 років тому +13

    Man, I was getting so depressed watching this. Thanks, Jon Benjamin for cheering me up at the end.

    • @MyChemRomance
      @MyChemRomance 6 років тому

      Me too! I couldn't even find myself able to laugh until Jon Benjamin showed up. It really was a disheartening episode.

  • @cjbette7
    @cjbette7 6 років тому +106

    tot bench was awesome 😄😄😄😄😄

  • @omarcarrillonavarro6916
    @omarcarrillonavarro6916 6 років тому +248

    I am the child of an undocumented immigrant, my father, while my mother was here legally. Thanks to my mother, even though I was born in Mexico, I was easily able to get my papers and all my certifications by the age of 3. My father, on the other hand, had to deal with these courts, and the stories that John here spoke of hit so close to home for me because I had uncles and cousins denied asylum here, because they were brought here through illegal means, later back in Mexico we would receive calls from our family saying that they were killed. My father had originally come here in 1985 just before his 10th birthday, he did not understand English and was put through schooling for it. When I was born my father decided it was time for him to get his certifications, so he’ll be able to work freely and be able to support me. The immigration court we had gone to denied his first hearing, so my mother told him to appeal and try again. This time they did hear him out, but we had to wait 15 years before he was able to get anything and in that time he was not able to leave the country or go out of state or else he would have to start over again. My father had scraped up whatever money he could doing odd jobs and working lawns and the fields so he could pay for a lawyer. Thankfully he was able to get one, for him and his mother. If he didn’t he knew that he would’ve been in some serious trouble, if there’s one thing about America that needs to change it has to be this damn system, I understand how difficult it must be to change, but this is just ridiculous, 15 years before any hearing or something to help someone? Americans, I am not trying to bash or outright hate on any of you, but this system is some serious BULLSHIT. Go ahead and call me a “libtard” or whatever the hell you call liberals when they speak their minds, but listen to all these cases and determine for yourselves whether or not this system is in need of some modifications to modernize it.

    • @mydixiewrechedagn
      @mydixiewrechedagn 6 років тому +7

      Omar Carrillo Navarro, go fix your country you fucking coward! It's not America job to wipe your ass

    • @Trixareforkidsvegeta
      @Trixareforkidsvegeta 6 років тому +82

      I will never understand how people like you 2 seem unable to have empathy for other people. They deserve everything we do, where we are born shouldn't effect that at all.

    • @GraphiteShores
      @GraphiteShores 6 років тому +61

      Your father is a good man. I am constantly ashamed of the United States.

    • @JuQui228
      @JuQui228 6 років тому +27

      Never Ends earned it from the backs of immigrants, you mean. Russian bots are the wooooorst! They just repeat the same 4 things.

    • @Tibbles11
      @Tibbles11 6 років тому +4

      But do you understand that your father came here illegally? That it is illegal to do this? I feel for you and I hate the Immigration court system but America puts more emphasis on citizens who came here through legal channels or were born here...

  • @MCDexX
    @MCDexX 5 років тому +9

    Best LWT celebrity cameo ever. Jon Benjamin + toddlers = pure entertainment

    • @Mikeyprs21
      @Mikeyprs21 3 роки тому +2

      IKR but all I hear it Archer when he talks haha! waiting for him to Scream LANAAAA! 😂😂😂

  • @mypal1990
    @mypal1990 6 років тому +492

    Law and order special immigrations unit. *Dun Dun*

    • @thewonderlander1372
      @thewonderlander1372 6 років тому +4

      Emmanuel Alejandro They should definitely make that.

    • @randybuddernubsbidder5364
      @randybuddernubsbidder5364 6 років тому

      Emmanuel Alejandro to

    • @veritasg9020
      @veritasg9020 6 років тому +7

      ♪Ba duuunnn dadadad daaahahhnnnnn babaaam dadadadannndaaaahhh daaaa beeewwbebwbe duueuduedh da duedueuuuuu duuuuhhduhuu dhdee deiiie deuuu deiiuuuhhhng- dud ud nunn dunddaaann bwbebwebwbewub beaaoing boinn, baduuuun dadadaduuudannnn, bebeededeeiiie - da da daaaa dannnn♪

    • @lindinle
      @lindinle 6 років тому +1

      No one would watch it unless sex crimes were involved. We all know svu was the most popular one

    • @q345ify
      @q345ify 6 років тому

      also from what can be gathered from watching his shows Dick Wolf is fairly pro-immigrant- most of the shows make an explicit point to say that the cops won't call immigration (last season of SVU for example had Olivia saying she was going to call ICE for the first time so a witness would tell the truth)- making unlikely that he would even support a show like that

  • @MythicalRedFox
    @MythicalRedFox 6 років тому +71

    I love how "law and order" Republicans seem to have no quarrels with kangaroo courts like this, and don't seem to care how much asylum law is trampled on.

    • @aaronsorensen536
      @aaronsorensen536 6 років тому +11

      If you talk to these people, you will quickly realize that due process is not an important part of their 'law and order' society.

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer 6 років тому +9

      “Law and order” is a dog whistle for racism, it doesn’t have anything related to law or order.

    • @bigshow771
      @bigshow771 6 років тому +1

      To a Republican, "law and order" means that a wealthy white person did nothing wrong...everyone else is fucked.

    • @angolin9352
      @angolin9352 6 років тому +5

      It's because most diehard Republicans don't care about the rule of law, they care about authority. By demanding that the rule of law be followed, you're disrespecting authority and are thus a Bad Person. Once you're a Bad Person, anything can be done to you and it's not a problem to them.

    • @jwonz2054
      @jwonz2054 6 років тому

      Holy echo chamber in these comments!
      First, non-citizens do not have legal representation rights. (Perhaps they should, but that would be taxing to a country they do not belong to)
      Second, asylum laws do not open a country to free immigration. If someone fleeing danger has other options, they should explore those before being granted US citizenship. For example, 12:11, she did not consider other cities (or other neighboring countries for that matter).

  • @booknerdjebbi5037
    @booknerdjebbi5037 6 років тому +121

    "Do you know...... mdhs damja.... diffewence between banana and a cow?"
    "What is the difference between a banana and a cow?"
    "Banana..... damjaba.... YELLOW!" I'M DYING 😂😂

  • @LordCommissarDrac
    @LordCommissarDrac 5 років тому +3

    That Ken Burns documentary on the vietnam war is actually really good and brings up a lot of things about the vietnam war that people have seemed to forget.
    I've already binged it twice.

  • @ZenPaladin
    @ZenPaladin 6 років тому +205

    Anyone who says a 2 to 3 year old is ok to represent themselves either is not a parent or is a lawyer...

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 6 років тому +28

      I'd argue not even a human.

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 6 років тому +17

      So, yeah, a lawyer.

    • @roguecactus7
      @roguecactus7 6 років тому

      And some lawyers become judges and so on and so forth.
      Just a little boys’ club and the reason our justice system is broken. If you see something wrong, sue it. Fucking babies. 😀👍

    • @lukas.caldwell
      @lukas.caldwell 6 років тому +1

      They aren’t citizens therefore don’t deserve a lawyer

    • @lukas.caldwell
      @lukas.caldwell 6 років тому +1

      radio tech genius

  • @abrokatec
    @abrokatec 6 років тому +392

    Most people won't do a single thing even after hearing this. I suppose maybe saying that often translators for the defendants are not even physically present a lot of the time won't help either. I think amkig a charity organization to help provide a defender from donations would help a lot.

    • @Damnitjim7
      @Damnitjim7 6 років тому +18

      Andrea Brokate would love to donate, and most people would love to help just a lack of know how, time, and the opportunity. If you want to garner support for a cause it's best not to alienate the people you want to participate.

    • @abrokatec
      @abrokatec 6 років тому +3

      akadeepsea I'm a 14 year old. I wish I could.

    • @abrokatec
      @abrokatec 6 років тому +13

      I'm sorry if my comment sounded alienating, it was actually more expressing dissapointment.

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit 6 років тому +2

      i am doing something, i'm fighting to build a wall and to stop sanctuary cities

    • @Kabcr
      @Kabcr 6 років тому +15

      Glenn Coco People come despite the consequences. Why? Because life is probably better as an Undesirable than where they used to be. This includes unaccompanied minors, yes.

  • @nolimitsuk
    @nolimitsuk 6 років тому +45

    Adult: "If you are removed, would you like to designate a country of removal? What country would that be?"
    Kid: ".........pizza."
    Pizzagate confirmed.

  • @maxdoubt6504
    @maxdoubt6504 6 років тому +9

    When the defendant in the skit said "Will ANYONE share their snacks with me?" I realised who the voice of Archer is...

  • @monkeyking9863
    @monkeyking9863 6 років тому +35

    how is it legal to have a court system that is not under the judicial branch?

    • @williestyle35
      @williestyle35 6 років тому +2

      There are actually several small courts in the government that are separate from the Judicial system. "Immigration court" just happens to handle the most cases.

  • @riddleman
    @riddleman 6 років тому +54

    All of what is said is tragic.
    But my God those kids were adorable

    • @athanasiusleong3815
      @athanasiusleong3815 6 років тому +1

      +Fourty Four But why would you compare Mexico to Africa?

    • @athanasiusleong3815
      @athanasiusleong3815 6 років тому +1

      Fourty Four "we" let Africans die? You must be quite oblivious to the hundreds of organizations (voluntary and non-voluntary) that help the people there. "We" strive all humans to have the equal right to live.
      You're not exactly getting my question still: why compare Mexico amd Africa? Each have their own problems, no?

    • @athanasiusleong3815
      @athanasiusleong3815 6 років тому +1

      Fourty Four why would you let a 3-year-old fend him/herself im court? That's the question you're ignoring here

    • @athanasiusleong3815
      @athanasiusleong3815 6 років тому +1

      Fourty Four How about a 10-year-old child commiting petty crime like stealing candy from a grocery store? I'm not defending thay he's innocent, but I definitely defend him from being deported back to his country. A fine or special counselling is more that sufficient as compared to deportation

    • @athanasiusleong3815
      @athanasiusleong3815 6 років тому

      Fourty Four wut

  • @antdude
    @antdude 6 років тому +535

    Its ending was the best part.

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 6 років тому +7

      Is it just me or did all those tots sound like President Trump?

    • @GentIemanThief
      @GentIemanThief 6 років тому +14

      Hey now, that is a wholly unfair comparison. The children were much more well-spoken.

    • @ferniejoke
      @ferniejoke 6 років тому +2

      Was that Bob from Bobs Burgers voice at the end?

    • @santiagoar88
      @santiagoar88 6 років тому +1

      So good, Tot Bench should be a real TV show hahaha. It made my day! Sorry, fix that court issue soon.

    • @antdude
      @antdude 6 років тому +1

      I'd watch it. Hey HBO. Do it!

  • @grammarnazi2979
    @grammarnazi2979 4 роки тому +2

    Dear Sir Oliver, I am writing a Research Paper on Illegal Immigration, and you have saved me by giving me sources to explore. I’m not pushing a religious agenda, but God bless. Sincerely, Diego

  • @gorillaguerillaDK
    @gorillaguerillaDK 6 років тому +365

    Who wouldn't be okay with getting deported to Pizza.....?

    • @jessetorres8738
      @jessetorres8738 6 років тому +3

      I'm more interested in finding the nation of Taured!

    • @TheTsar1918
      @TheTsar1918 6 років тому +1

      Many would be very cool with it. Unless you don't like that particular pizza...

    • @plasticdevil3
      @plasticdevil3 6 років тому +1

      If "pizza" was code for Italy...

    • @Bobelponge123
      @Bobelponge123 6 років тому

      If it was pineapple pizza...

    • @TheCalabrese1989
      @TheCalabrese1989 6 років тому

  • @BabarKhanJaved
    @BabarKhanJaved 6 років тому +88

    From the story:
    "Back in her hometown, Elena was assaulted at gunpoint by the man she’d fled.
    He tortured her, holding a lighter to her skin.
    Other gang members cracked her thirteen-year-old son’s skull.
    She fled, with her kids, to a tobacco-farming town in western Honduras, where the man who’d been pursuing her found her again.
    Once more, she escaped to the U.S.
    This time, authorities agreed that Elena’s fear-and the threat to her kids’ lives-was credible.
    But, like Rosaleda, she is barred from receiving asylum because of her prior deportation."

    • @grmmth3
      @grmmth3 6 років тому +2

      Babar Khan Javed set up to fail!

    • @achehex
      @achehex 6 років тому +24

      Jesus Christ that is horrifying.

    • @mydixiewrechedagn
      @mydixiewrechedagn 6 років тому +2

      why should I give a fuck? It's not my fault these people vote in socialist government that turn into hell. If they won't fix their own country I don't want them her. How many ILLEGALS are living at your house right now?

    • @adj_ustment
      @adj_ustment 6 років тому +44

      Dan hates the man did your parents hate you? Were you abused? I don't get it. How are you this much of a human piece of shit?

    • @Trixareforkidsvegeta
      @Trixareforkidsvegeta 6 років тому +19

      How can you have so little compassion for another person, that is just evil.

  • @boxertest
    @boxertest 6 років тому +260

    TOT Bench HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA (The guy is the voice for Archer and Bob in Bob's Burger's)

    • @kro1146
      @kro1146 6 років тому +14

      boxertest I had a feeling it was ^.^ I could tell by the end when he finally raised his voice tho lol, Archer is never that quiet.

    • @ericreese7792
      @ericreese7792 6 років тому +26

      H. John Benjamin, unlike nearly every other cast member in Archer, looks nothing like his character.

    • @christenford3864
      @christenford3864 6 років тому +6

      boxertest I thought his voice sounded familiar, thanks for placing him for me

    • @kalokalo4
      @kalokalo4 6 років тому +3

      Thank you! I was wondering for ages where i knew this voice from :D

    • @Opine_Divine
      @Opine_Divine 6 років тому +3

      Danger zone!

  • @maraiilavan7012
    @maraiilavan7012 4 роки тому +223

    Just a btw, Johnny Depp has recordings of his wife talking about abusing him, so hopefully now that the case is pretty much closed, we don’t have to blame the victim anymore.

    • @far2ez539
      @far2ez539 3 роки тому +15

      Doesn't jive with Oliver's agenda to admit that a woman is capable of flaws. Sorry. Check his video some time on the "Wage Gap" if you want to see real quality sexism.

    • @Samer911
      @Samer911 3 роки тому +7

      @@far2ez539 The "Wage Gap" does not exist and has been debunkt dozens off times.

    • @rohitr9400
      @rohitr9400 3 роки тому +2

      Well, if he has those recordings they def didn't work in the English courts.

    • @stevencampbell7394
      @stevencampbell7394 3 роки тому +9

      Incel waiting room here

    • @rohitr9400
      @rohitr9400 2 роки тому

      @@Samer911 , proof?

  • @joelayoub2774
    @joelayoub2774 6 років тому +165

    Those judges need to be held accountable for the violence they allowed.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 6 років тому +4

      No they don't. We don't owe someone from Ecuador shit just because they're standing here. We cannot solve the world's problems by letting everyone in here.

    • @LadyKillerGamer
      @LadyKillerGamer 6 років тому

      nice no morals or ethics.

    • @stevens1-o7s
      @stevens1-o7s 6 років тому +2

      Yeah let's bring people here so they can bring their fucked up culture over here and have 10 kids each that will fill up jobs you could possibly have. Why does this guy run to the USA? He could have ran to Guatemala, Ecuador, Brazil, Chile, Dominican Republic, countries that speak his own language and the cartel isn't at. Why do we need to take them on?

    • @callmeishmael4659
      @callmeishmael4659 6 років тому +1

      It's not our job ie our courts to babysit the world. Oh no, there's a gang after you? You can't run to your mom (US) and expect her to keep you safe. How about you make better choices in your life so that you aren't being targeted? What life isn't fair? You don't say

    • @stevens1-o7s
      @stevens1-o7s 6 років тому +1

      Not everybody can simply avoid the gangs, but it is funny nobody runs to Argentina or Chile, all these people from Honduras and places that aren't even close to the border have no reason to be coming up here other than to get our benefits

  • @stormsurge9962
    @stormsurge9962 6 років тому +41

    Would anyone else actually consider watching Tot Bench? Seems like some great tv to me.

  • @panterino
    @panterino 6 років тому +155

    This guy has so much material, now I know why John Oliver came to the United States.

    • @MyBichSustained
      @MyBichSustained 6 років тому +1

      Yea,he came legally!

    • @barrocaspaula
      @barrocaspaula 6 років тому +2

      The material is excellent. In the UK the available material is very good too but, it lacks variety.

    • @lokostill
      @lokostill 6 років тому

      Don't forget, He started as a lowly extra on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart but you might have a point.

  • @TheSneezingAnouki
    @TheSneezingAnouki 4 роки тому +10

    Of course you can teach law to a three-year-old. Provided you wait, oh, I don't know, fifteen years.

  • @tommyaoi1183
    @tommyaoi1183 6 років тому +71

    Omg!!! I want to see more TOT Bench!! XD

    • @Amanda01ification
      @Amanda01ification 6 років тому

      I'd like to see them put that tiny little man on trial, and then Trump ... I think those two would blow a gasket if they actually participated

  • @DeterminedDIYer
    @DeterminedDIYer 6 років тому +541

    There are a lot of heartless people in our country. I'm ashamed. Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door! The Statue of Liberty

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 6 років тому +21

      Beth Ann amen.

    • @seeamerica1
      @seeamerica1 6 років тому +33

      Sadly it won't happen with this administration which prioritizes money over people's rights. Vote them out in Nov!

    • @felicitousfeline9956
      @felicitousfeline9956 6 років тому +21

      I totally agree. What makes/made our country great was our compassion.

    • @DeterminedDIYer
      @DeterminedDIYer 6 років тому +7

      Khashon Haselrig not all white people are the enemy. Like me.

    • @pragmaticindependent3514
      @pragmaticindependent3514 6 років тому +7

      that is a outdated saying that was to encourage immigration and to utilize the opportunity’s that our country HAD we don’t have the same circumstances today our immigration process needs major reformation but ppl are flocking to the US for the wrong reasons its not trumps fault these ppl chose not to follow our laws if you truly have good intentions follow our laws and wait the process taking it into you’re own hands is disgraceful to those waiting to be heard

  • @JVenger
    @JVenger 6 років тому +483

    I was reallly expecting a April Fool's prank.

    • @Hussein_Nur
      @Hussein_Nur 6 років тому +25

      Fifty 1 Fifty he doesnt like april fools day. He made a video expressing that. :)

    • @JVenger
      @JVenger 6 років тому +9

      Hussein Nour that I didnt know. Thanks for explaining that.

    • @Become-Eggplant
      @Become-Eggplant 6 років тому +4

      Its Easter and Fools day, I think this is both Fools and a little Easter Present.

    • @jurastakaune1423
      @jurastakaune1423 6 років тому +12

      You mean, entire year and some under current administration was not enough for you?

    • @carlovitulo
      @carlovitulo 6 років тому +1

      I was expecting Luke to be Rei's father and Snoke's identity to be revealed but no!!! I was expecting also an April Fool's prank, but no! Oliver had to do a super serious piece on useless immigrants courts! Who cares!

  • @GamingOB
    @GamingOB 4 роки тому +52

    I can't believe they'd sentence Archer to prison for 1 jillion years

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 4 роки тому +6

      Bob Belcher didn't deserve this

    • @thechosenone1533
      @thechosenone1533 3 роки тому +1

      Don't do the crime of you can't do the time.